Elaine Dates a Bad Breaker-Upper | The Andrea Doria | Seinfeld

[@leontlangwini6256]

I completely lost it when he said: "So you have a big head, goes well with the bump on your nose"🤣🤣🤣

[@Lifemagic364]

Why did you lose it and what is it that you lost

[@MountainHighSnow96]

The cab driver’s grinning “thank you” remark gets me every time lol

[@Tripp393]

He was friggin perfect: I don't know how they do it.

[@jeffsims8270]

"Little more..."

[@Theothesleeper]

little more...leeeeedle more.. leeeeeeeeeeedle more..... tank u 😊

[@12classics39]

“He’s been stabbed. More bread?” This show is full of one-time guest actors who deliver their one or two lines just…perfectly. Another example is the “No, I’m not a psycho” woman from ‘The Pie.’

[@fromthehaven94]

A little thing called great writing.

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

​@@fromthehaven94Casting too.

[@SeattleMartin]

Do you happen to know who the actor was that played the boyfriend? He looks familiar....@@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661

[@ajd7772]

they are always 5 lines. cuz of sag aftra

[@guyincognito3456]

That waiter is so hot, if I were Elaine I would've asked him to sit on the table lol

[@DavidBaggaShorts]

“Well you’re not going near this hooligan anymore!” Jerry Best show ever 😂

[@keithbannister9271]

AGREED!! 💯

[@noahknight4039]

George almost broke when she said I’m a walking candy apple.

[@jokeroneninesevenzero]

"You ate more bread?"

[@JohnDoe-xm9ql]

Hahaha

[@gunjaneighteen]

It was juggyfruit.

[@52MHz]

Well, she stopped for the Jujy Fruits so I'm not surprised here, Jerry

[@jordanl1800]

The kinda line that makes this show elite comedy

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

​@@jordanl1800Plus it (obviously) means she even mentioned that she got more to Jerry when telling him the story. A completely inconsequential point to the interesting story she had... that she evens mentioned was pointless 😂

[@Hedra718]

"That bird flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it."

[@SoleaGalilei]

Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head.

[@steverogers7601]

The way Elaine wears that scarf on her head to try and make it appear smaller lol

[@Sedat028]

I love how George doesn't care at all and reads the paper 😂

[@silversolid1885]

congratulations

[@matthewriley7826]

He knows what kind of psycho Elaine is, he kept silent for his own good.

[@rafaelmoura2103]

missed the woman calling for help after elaine attacks him saying theres a crazy big headed woman in the restaurant

[@HughJass-313]

🤣

[@MrPackers2012]

My favorite line was cut out. "Tough luck, chinless!"😂

[@t-rexbatman36yearsago]

0:33 😂😂😂u ate more bread . Thats me 😂😂

[@josemaria8177]

The bad break upper should have taken notes from George. His so used to it that he invented the "It's not you it's me"

[@DebNKY]

And he gets addicted to nicotine!

[@PerryHowell-h9v]

​@@DebNKYBig Smokah!

[@jackrodakthemovieguy1726]

I love how him literally getting Stabbed but still surviving and healing fine isn’t that much of a plot, but him having 2-3 ex girlfriends is

[@12Blueace]

That would be too much of something for a show about nothing.

[@rohieldaniel]

That's what makes it such a humorous situation...

[@jeremytung1632]

It’s New York, if there isn’t at least one stabbing happening every 20 minutes then something is very wrong.

[@renaissance18]

Elaine: (annoyed, near tears) the one that sits atop my disproportunately puny body.. I'm a walking candy apple! at 3:47 LOL

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

"He flew right into your head... like he couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before.... bird into a woman's headtt"

[@christophergolfer]

A bird ran into my giant freak head.

[@eduardomenna4762]

What giant freak head?

[@overworlder]

Jujyfruits and bread. That’s twice.

[@bcab7955]

Thought the same thing.

[@mscir]

Great episode. It looked like George almost laughed at the "walking candy apple" comment.

[@dorothymead6245]

You cut out the funniest part!! When then lady runs out of the restaurant yelling for help!

[@truthhurts3524]

“I can’t be with someone who doesn’t break up nicely. I mean to me that’s one of the most important parts of a relationship.” “What’s more important?” 🤷🏽‍♂️ 🤷🏽‍♂️ 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@amaddenmind4597]

"it goes well with the bump in your nose"😂😂😂😂😂

[@josemaria8177]

First Juji Fruit now the bread. Does physical harm to her boyfriends make Elaine hungrier?

[@narajuna]

Comfort food

[@renaissance18]

hot coffee in his face at 1:45 LOL

[@senorromantico7723]

I'm a walking candy apple!

[@christophermccoy5724]

George was about to break character 😆

[@nobelcreature6201]

This starring actor's acting is just gold, he should have been more in thr episodes

[@kurt6410]

At least he's not a close talker

[@Capo1020PuertoRicochillmixed]

I am Puerto Rican

[@truthhurts3524]

*I’M A WALKING CANDY APPLE!!*

[@kevinc8955]

That bird flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before.

[@newgame897]

How could you skip the best part when the bird flew into Elaine’s big head?

[@croftmire]

And that guy’s remark, “he flew right into yo head”

[@tammynorris4769]

1:45 Coffee thrown in Alan's face

[@Abhishek64536]

00:40 I like how she demonstrated Stabbing😂

[@MK8Klexify]

They're Both Bad Breaker-Uppers😂

[@dhooomketu]

" just cuz you wear casuals and sleep with a lot of guys " you think you are easy ..😂😂 Jerry was so right about Elaine

[@BethBurns68]

"I'm a walking candy apple!"

[@zzc8505]

the guy is an excellent actor.

[@riquepr]

You missed the best part where someone tells Kramer this woman with a big head is beating up a guy, and he tells the cops like a dog.

[@FGN123]

Elaine's gradual shift from "one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me" to jamming a fork into his forehead 😆

[@johngonzalez4298]

Elaine likes to date heartbreakers 💔

[@MountainMan.]

Elaine was ready to throw the soup at the end.

[@matthewviramontes3131]

So not only is he a bad breaker upper, he's also a double downer.

[@pse888]

genius writing

[@hood_TheJoker]

too bad Elaine Dad wasn't in more episodes... he was out there😅😅😅😂

[@JoeMacStevens]

It’s crazy seeing your comment here. I literally just watched the clip with Elaine’s Dad right before this one. He’s hilariosu

[@Dj-Ch33f]

wish they would have included the scene where the bird runs into her head lol 🤣🤣

[@shnoogums1]

I wish this guy had more parts. He has such a funny affect. I would almost like an Alan spinoff show. Goes around breaking up and insulting and getting attacked by women

[@المواطن-ش9ش]

Did Gorge ever talk to Alain ? He dont care at all 😂😂😂

[@user-bf1um1tp5t]

I cant be with someone who doesn't break up well .The break up is most important part .Relationships are very important to me lol

[@auggiecontreras8068]

You found out I was in an accident, then stopped off for jujyfruit?!

[@ClydeHUC]

Seasons 6 and 7 with cherry directing and producing were also magnifi. Send I don't know what's your favorite everyone what's your favorite?

[@maryoleary5044]

They're not 'laboratory animals' they are animals in laboratories.

[@samsonhendrixiii3308]

Yup… I had a string of those type women… I miss them.

[@curtisbrown5939]

Elaine has a big head 😂

[@markadams9335]

Leetle MORE 🤣

[@desmondcastro3679]

Stabbing!?! Sounds pretty serious!

[@deantheodosiou2886]

Actually, it's George who's the walking candy apple.

[@lproof8472]

“He’s been stabbed.” **inserts laugh track**

[@ClydeHUC]

This was also based on a true story

[@ClydeHUC]

I'm sorry clyde huc!

[@jonathanmyers2867]

Alan: Okay then, well, see ya around... big head. Elaine: Pardon? Alan: You got a big head. Too big for your body. Elaine: That's it? That's the best you got?

[@MLennholm]

Thanks! Clicking the [CC] button in the player was just too much of a hassle...

[@Bowtie12oclock]

Elaine: 🤷‍♀️ Jerry: 🤷

[@Truechildofgod]

lol I was seeing a guy that was this way and when I told him I didn't want to see him anymore he also told me that I had a "big head" 🤣 It was so funny I thought he was kidding until I realized he was in fact very serious hahahah does that make me Elaine?? I don't want to be her. Not that there's anything wrong with that ahahahhhhh

[@WeirdLady-pv8il]

Now when I hear guys flirt, they sometimes call the girl “Big Head.” Seinfeld really affects us all

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

Big Head

[@bdsbckjdskl]

I’m a walking candy apple 🍎..

[@christmas6666]

2:47 thats the best you got?

[@beerhunter272]

It sure would be nice to see more of the episode. It would be even nicer to see the entire episodes. These short clips are just teasers and a waste of my time.

[@scott2394]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[@southsidesaiyan8641]

It’s on Netflix.

[@bigtinyadventure]

He’s stabworthy

[@terrence2309]

Rofl

[@Justin-j6u]

Mine have (ALL)been secret stalker's who purposely make my life miserable... .. . Guaranteed!!!

[@ClydeHUC]

So you can see where we wrote Elaine into the main character of the show. Four seasons six or seven and she was really the protagonist of most storylines

[@mh-rl4sz]

how they found this actor ? He just look like guy who would be bad breaker

[@Kruppt808]

Got to watch those carbs..... Michael Scott

[@Michael-fw5ef]

I am a bad breaker upper and I say the mean things that everyone wants to say, but is too afraid to say them.

[@blessedjosh4805]

What’s more important?

[@JD_300]

George Costanza is cute

[@jennafox8556]

He's right. She does have a big head.

[@fakename6658]

no it's her body that's small.

[@resurection96]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

🤣…”stabworthy” hahaahaaar…😝

[@johncole273]

Wow

[@qp4367]

Excuse me,Elaine Benez? Yes An Alan Mercer called for you... He says he's sorry, but he won't be able to make it tonight. He's been stabbed... Stabbed?! More Jujy fruit?

[@WM_Nonsense]

Breaking bad

[@ClydeHUC]

At that point already looking at selling the show satisfake. Well I don't know what that word is I said so to speak

[@angeleyeszarai]

I mean, she could've pointed out his droopy ears. Its not like he's the most handsome dude, so idk where he got off talking about the woman. But alot of guys are like that. Men aren't checked enough in this world, which is unfortunate.

[@ImMilkthedog]

Plus his huge forehead and lazy eye

[@taxidancing87]

Yes, they should be told about their ugliness more often 🙂

[@KaiserM3]

I would say is entirely opposite...Men don't go around thinking "I'm a beauty, I'm too much for this woman, If this woman wants to date with me she should have lot of money" 😂😂😂😂. Looks like you really,really, need a reality check and see how people around behave, in the other hand, men don't spend their entire life using make up 😂😂 do you imagine women without make-up, because I don't want to, men usually don't care about own beauty so they are not hurt about it.

[@bcvc3365]

I ❤ Elaine! Reminds me of Lucy sometimes.

[@redacted2275]

What? No way... The Nanny reminds Lucy.

[@scott2394]

We don't need to name names

[@jennafox8556]

Lucy >>>> Elaine and The Nanny.

[@agoogleuser6892]

I wonder what happened to the ex girlfriend after she stabbed him.

[@lauralei6963]

That’s the dumbest idea. Meeting up with him again.

[@ClydeHUC]

I find it amusing, not a single one of You has ever picked up on the L. D You're oblivious To the obvious you could never write for the show obviously you are obtuse

[@ot7stan207]

I really love how Elaine is just a part of the group. She doesnt need to be anything but herself in a group of guys. Only realistic show there is

[@redacted2275]

She thinks she's better than everyone there. She even tries to replace them with their "bizarro" versions.

[@ClydeHUC]

Jerry became A. Ntagonist society character when George much to his chagrin, along with the Kramer character, were really p***** off at us because we wrote them out a lot of the main plots. Blame the writers thank you l d

[@melanieparker]

Elaine is not good at labeling people. I swear when she calls someone a "bad breaker-upper" or a "real sideler..." she sounds like a crappy spokesperson plugging a lousy product.

[@H.R.Shove-N-Stuff5150]

So you have a big head, goes well with that bump on your nose

[@buddhaneosiddhananda8499]

If you have psychic powers... you would know what kind of person you are getting involved with...😜😜

[@kasdepar]

He got me doubting 🤔 Does she really have a disproportionately big head ? ...

[@mustlovepretzels]

Elaine sure knows how to pick 'em. 🥨

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

That's me.

[@cootriley6]

JLD is one hot-looking woman...

[@redacted2275]

You should go out more.

[@cootriley6]

@@redacted2275 I'm 64, she's my age... Who should I be looking at , Taylor Swift...lol.

[@ClydeHUC]

So it was the writer Allen Berg. The ask of forbidden question could it be funny if someone was stabbed s? L? D

[@ClydeHUC]

Alec berg

[@Ryan-wk7us]

It was crazy joe davola

[@sharonrocks6502]

Nothing to read😐😕

[@sicknado]

I miss Seinfeld

[@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq]

Their thinking is so very twisted lol . Maybe the fact he s left so lany angry menas he s going to do somthing for ed up hunny lol . Or he dates menatl patisnts

[@user-ty2uz4gb7v]

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