Elaine Tries To Return A Dress | The Secretary | Seinfeld

[@josemaria8177]

To this day I am convinced that the skinny mirrors are real and that Larry David was a brave whistleblower

[@Kat.Evangeline]

They are

[@missdenisebee]

I have absolutely seen skinny mirrors in stores before. So sad when you realize you’ve been lied to😭

[@GRosa250]

I have a skinny mirror in my house so I can just keep the charade going

[@wirliv]

They are real,its a fact.

[@Stefano_Rodriguez]

It’s not a joke. Skinny mirrors are real. They use it in gyms also.

[@CaliphAmin]

I think that second dress actually looks pretty good on Elaine.

[@SBCBears]

The purple color itself looks surprisingly good on her.

[@IsoscelesKramer]

I've always thought so too. If I were her, I'd buy it.

[@AnaBM9510]

Yeah she only need one of her size.

[@Bloodynine606]

She’s not that hippy

[@herrroy4963]

Wait until you see her wearing it at the apartment.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

The writers were obsessed with clothing. So many episodes about clothing, jackets , raincoats. The Levi Dockers episode, the suede jacket, the Gortex , the girl with only one outfit, the selling of Morty's old trench coats, George sells Frank Costanza 's cruise wear, one entire episode where Jerry buys a crested blazer.

[@brooke2904]

and the characters had such good style i think it’s a really great part of the show

[@onionrovirosa]

Jerry changing the size on his pants

[@deirdre108]

And don't forget the Puffy Shirt!

[@princecharmingthemerman]

Don't forget the Mansier. The bra for men. Or when Kramer had the underwear crisis

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Also the "Red Dot" episode ( Elaine is upset that George gives her a damaged cashmere sweater)

[@brundlefly262]

Random chubby guy on the sidewalk: "You'll never pull it off." 😂

[@12classics39]

That double shove when she yells “skinny MIRRORS!” is priceless. 😂

[@we5tbevryertyv]

1:12

[@88pynogrl]

I love the fact that Elaine feels comfortable enough in front of Jerry and George to model the dress with her bra showing through.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

She was comfy in her bathrobe and nothing else when George was trying to regrow his hair.

[@herrroy4963]

It's impossible that she looked "fabulous" in that dress in the store 😂

[@debbie9369]

“That’s false reflecting!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Zumcho]

Skinny mirrors are a real thing! They're slightly angled to elongate the body. At least Elaine was smart enough to realize it lol.

[@bossfan49]

If it changes her shape, then it proportionally changes the shape of the dress too. That first dress was like 2 sizes too big. No mirror would fix that.

[@Former_Employee]

​@@bossfan49you don't know what you're talking about...

[@charlesezelle465]

“I’ve never heard of a ‘suh-mee’ tractor trailer” 🤣

[@muskokamike127]

I say the same to people who say Tur BIN instead of Tur BINE. When you go to the bank, do you stand in LIN?

[@stevencramsie9172]

@@muskokamike127how do you pronounce “genuine”?

[@muskokamike127]

@@stevencramsie9172 genu ine. Just like Turb bine. You don't pronounce it, genu LIN And when you go to the airport, you don't join the LIN to check in, you join the line.

[@JohnSmith-dh8zx]

⁠@@muskokamike127No, but a lot of people pronounce it genu IN.

[@alanrogs3990]

In the Midwest we say Semi with a long i sound. How do you say it from where you live?

[@amonralice]

Kramer seeing the dress after entering the room... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rattus3102]

I'm actually surprised he doesn't like the dress either......often he has a different view on things than the others! 😂😂😂

[@amonralice]

@@rattus3102 😄 good one

[@vikramjadhav3631]

@@rattus3102 Exactly. I think it also surprised Elaine, reaffirming her decision to return the dress.

[@MarkSide_]

Thats the thing, no one realises that George, Elaine, and Kramer are not really friends, they're all friends to Jerry.

[@jd0879]

False. Maybe at certain points in the beginning of the series but at one point they all became individual friends

[@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870]

George and Kramer had their friendship moments like The Airport and The Dinner Party

[@MarkSide_]

@@jd0879 I disagree I think later in the series George and Elaine can’t stand each other Elaine even physically hits George at times lol, and Kramer just draws closer to Jerry.

[@MrYac-ie8ie]

@@MarkSide_ but Elaine hits them all. clearly, they had issues but Elaine and George specifically spent a decent amount of time just the 2 of them.

[@lexkanyima2195]

​@@MrYac-ie8iebut they are less cohesive

[@MaddRocker87]

To be fair she looked stunning in dress 2

[@mindriot91_96]

"Your arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli" ahahaha

[@lacouerfairy]

I love when Elaine cries. "Jerry, I can't go." (Starts sobbing)

[@rattus3102]

......also the face she makes at the end.......😅😂😅

[@bossfan49]

I didn't hear her say that.

[@lorilloyd88]

@@bossfan49 In a different episode.

[@borealphoto]

Elaine ruined the dress, the very dress she was returning.

[@VinayakPande53]

Peterman could never come up with a story like that if he tried.

[@peterhasse9705]

🤣🤣🤣

[@davidgalinat4257]

At least she didn't run into a band of underground cave dwellers.

[@bossfan49]

THAT'S creative WRITING!

[@fromthehaven94]

No, you can wrap it...

[@raddastronaut]

I like how Elaine gets at Kramer for wearing the pants he’s returning when writing the book yet here she is! 😂

[@bossfan49]

She told the lady to wrap it, so she must have clothes to wear home.

[@joddle23]

... the very dress i was wearing!

[@shonda79able]

I love how George says, "What'd you buy it for?".

[@steverogers7601]

When you’re shopping on Madison Avenue, you don’t want to skip on the, swank!

[@KateBravi1964]

😂

[@broskie9590]

I could hear Frank costanza say you have no eye for fashion 🤣😂.

[@pandam9638]

That random actor that said"you'll never pull it of" was the funniest and most entertaining in this whole episode. I know to spot great things when I see them.

[@anhthuleo8604]

right i'm always looking for this scene just for him

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

@pandam9638 Hey !! are you that actor??!

[@pandam9638]

@@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld no

[@QuicksilverSG]

How bout that sidewalk scene in LA, where George and Jerry ask a guy walking by, "Say, where are we?" and he goes, "Earth."

[@pandam9638]

@@QuicksilverSG Not even close. And I don't recall it, doesn't even matters it sound stupid

[@chadkitchen7550]

The saleswoman is very attractive 😍

[@Producedbylevithomas]

THIS IS AWESOME! the characters are completely mashing together with different stories

[@fromthehaven94]

Jerry, George, and Kramer might not be fashionable people, but they helped Elaine avoid looking foolish. And in the different dress, the stranger on the street.

[@redacted2275]

Kramer is fashionable. A little raggedy, but he has style. Jerry too, it looks like the early 90s threw up all over him.

[@tehidiotboys3010]

Jerry is incredibly fashionable, even Kramer pulls off a lot of good outfits

[@yt_hatesfreespeech]

lol Kramer sold the clothes on his body and is hiding in the changing room waiting for Jerry to bring him some old clothes

[@bossfan49]

The department of, you know.... whatever!

[@drunkweebmarine9492]

you'll never pull it off

[@phile6889]

Julia looked good in anything! 🤩😍

[@leeannasloan2292]

I think so too...even the black dress didn't look bad on her.

[@GaryYork-tk2ow]

"Yeah, I just sold my suit to Bania for a cool 300".

[@r-w-r]

With Uma's number in the pocket.

[@LowLevelNC]

She could've returned it for spite.

[@charlesezelle465]

…I’m sorry but, we can’t return any items here based purely on spite…

[@dankubus1633]

Nice.

[@Banschinabox]

If only the store had a TR6 Mannequin to try it on for her.

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Kramer always has a good point ☝️

[@Hurricanelive]

The purple certainly was miles ahead of the former. If the former was a 2 the purple was a zinger dinger at an 8, maybe 9 with a nice large bracelet, pearls or silver necklace, matching clutch, maybe some teardrop earrings. Maybe a size up padded push up bra. Complete the look and she could do little kicks in that (or out) any day of the week.

[@plinsf]

"You'll never pull it off"

[@whateverman2674]

''you will never pull it off'' i actually thought she looked great

[@trashtvinternational]

It would be funnier if they arrest her for shoplifting and she gotta explain the skinny mirrors

[@pinkfreud62]

There was an episode of Shark Tank where some woman was trying to pitch skinny mirrors.

[@christophergolfer]

The department of… you know, whatever.

[@michaelremer7721]

“Moisturizer?! That’s girl stuff. “

[@JustAGuyProduction]

Kramer's reaction was great.

[@JD_300]

George could easily look good in Prada, Gucci pants, dolce and Gabanna leopard underwear and a Versace speedo if he wanted but he doesn’t

[@Larry_Dean]

that dress would pop off in 2023

[@peterromero284]

“You’ll never pull it off.”

[@taxidancing87]

Imagine if Kramer had caught Elaine COMPLETELY NAKED for a second time 😂

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

I'M OUT OF THE CONTEST...AGAIN!

[@bossfan49]

​@@Thunderchild-gz4gc He'd use up that little tube of moisturizer pretty quick.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

He's lucky if he did

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

​@@bossfan49you know it

[@ropersix]

Let's also remember, Kramer's nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets of his jacket and ruined it. The episode of ruined clothes!

[@do8559]

Couldn’t she return the purple dress using the 30 day return policy? That lady was horrible to make her keep the dress

[@z0z111]

YES CONSUMER RIGHTS

[@dankubus1633]

No way! She shoplifted and damaged it! The store could have pressed charges. She got off easy. :)

[@lexkanyima2195]

So how did she caught ?

[@r-w-r]

Nope, the dress has been flagged.

[@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

Store mirrors make me look bigger, I guess "skinny mirrors" have the opposite effect on people who are already skinny.

[@JakePaas]

Elaine would look good in anything, especially a bikini and birthday suit.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Or a bathrobe

[@skankcore808]

Always loved this episode...she looks greeeat!

[@SimsMoyal]

I love you Jerry Seinfeld thank you for being yourself

[@BrianD0313]

I have no idea how Elaine thought that first dress was even good looking. It's filled with holes and you can see her underwear. Second dress wasn't that bad; It was a bit silly that she walked out of the building with it.

[@bossfan49]

You see, in comedy....

[@SKa-tt9nm]

You do know that women don’t always wear bras, yes?

[@BrianD0313]

@@SKa-tt9nm I don't think Elaine is one of those people

[@redacted2275]

​@@bossfan49That's an asinine generalization. The scene where she's able to exit the store with the dress on is a dumb premise even for comedy... and even by 90s standards when theft was already blatant in these kind of stores.

[@bossfan49]

@@redacted2275 Yeah, of course they would have security tags. But it's an fn sitcom. I'm not gonna let that ruin it for me.

[@DreamDosage]

“That’s girl stuff” 😂😂 …It was in the mid 90’s

[@Trtevoorryu]

The second dress wasnt that bad

[@nadimabbas4093]

Elaine looks so beautiful in that dress! It's a shame she has to return it😍😉

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Her arms DO look like something hanging in a deli😅 , tho.

[@sameerolail]

Nah, u just being nice. The dress is wearing her,instead of her wearing the dress.

[@alexmapp5444]

I love this scene!

[@yyndsai]

That's sales women in really beautiful

[@bossfan49]

Nice legs, but annoying voice.

[@michellepetros8491]

The dress is too loose not too tight 😂

[@ToddNZMTB]

They probably have the opposite in the maternity section 😂

[@YoussefHamade]

This is my first time ever getting ads on a Seinfeld video. I wonder why that is.

[@YoussefHamade]

@@Droogs no, but even without premium, this was the only channel that never showed me ads, not a single one. That was until today of course.

[@SuperN1ntendoChalmers]

I really don't see how any of them would consider Elaine a friend. She is a terrible person, but she is VERY attractive.

[@SkiKoala]

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of Elaine

[@steverogers7601]

This makes no sense but will be upvoted because Legend of Zelda: TOTK is recent and trending.

[@cooltrades7469]

Every word is a piece in a mastermind puzzle ......

[@caseybanter]

She was able to return the 1st dress... she should be able to return the 2nd one.

[@bossfan49]

She didn't return the first dress, they were allowing her to exchange it...and it wasn't damaged. The second dress was damaged.

[@RR-xu5xk]

Need to see Kenny in this clip!

[@dianepope515]

Elaine you're not shaped up anyways so it will fit right 😂😂😂

[@MEL2theJ]

We ❤ Skinny Mirrors

[@apprentessjgooden2263]

Julia Louis - Dreyfus is ahead of her time and should be honored, she created a persona over 25 years ago that's still relevant today.

[@Marita940]

Absolutely true 😅😅😅

[@ringtail2925]

Wait it took 6 Seasons for Elenie and Kramer to spend time together? Sounds like something outta the third or second season

[@JK-uj8ur]

She looks fine to me

[@steverogers7601]

Nah, she’ll never pull it off.

[@XFS540]

@@steverogers7601She will when she meets me 😏 lol

[@tmrevenge]

She looked HOT!

[@muskokamike127]

hat's off to checking out elaine's little lacy white bra......

[@alexchavez4978]

What’s with the ads? I only watch seinfeld clips on your channel bcoz you have no ads running.

[@mac888spectral7]

The clips got popular, someone in greedyland took notice, and here we are.

[@kennethwhitehusrt8726]

Elaine,.... So funny 🤣 so funny 🤣!!!!;¡!!!

[@webstercat]

I knew some who had a reflective deficiency. It took him years to learn how to use a mirror.

[@dans9463]

They must have done a dress rehearsal for this episode.

[@Beechgoose1]

My hallway mirror is fat. My bathroom mirror is skinny, but not full length. Damn!

[@bantehayes9973]

Why didn't she just stop going there? The second dress confirmed her theory.

[@nionwg8sv]

All these spicy comments for a twenty year old sitcom.

[@bossfan49]

"Spicy" ? What makes a comment "spicy"?

[@kennethwhitehusrt8726]

So that thing,... So funny 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

[@YoungMeasures]

Elaine being a Karen :))

[@angeloiodice9304]

I mean, to leave a store with a non-purchased dress on is usually “shoplifting” in most parts of the world. Am I missing something?

[@mrw23]

This was a goood episode!

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Yes

[@joeharris3878]

It's not "demmy" ?

[@MRWINDYMETHANE]

Huh, who knew Link persuaded Zelda to invest in a clothing store.

[@marks6663]

Something doesn't make sense to me. They exchanged the First dress for her which she wore home but they won't exchange the second dress that she simply wore outside the store?

[@johngonzalez4298]

Elaine 🥰

[@steverogers7601]

Wait’ll that Uma smells this uba

[@lastlaff2777]

Continuity error. White bra to a black bra.

[@lemonhead162]

Elaine was so conceited for absolutely no reason. That hair.

[@johncole273]

You wear it outside

[@gjswilson]

Elaine, the original "Karen"

[@bossfan49]

Right, no one ever complained before Elaine.

[@DiscoMouse]

The Department of Y’Know Whatever

[@CrazyHLady]

Fun fact: A woman actually pitched a skinny mirror on shark tank

[@nthgth]

Did they deride her for such an obviously duplicitous device?

[@CrazyHLady]

@@nthgth yep

[@jyesucevitz]

hotsie-natzi? Jerry?!

[@ss-pw4zj]

So does returning mean exchange?

[@nthgth]

Exchange means they were not willing to give her her money back, but allow the money she spent on it to be put towards a different dress instead. It's pretty sketchy if you ask me.

[@bacillusanthracis69]

3:28

[@CasvalRemDaikun0079]

I just miss Barney's

[@LTDANMAN44]

THEY MAKE SKINNY MIRRORS?

[@tumblingdown]

The dress is fine, but it needs something underneath. 😬

[@LeahWalentosky]

Funny Julie was pregnant during this scene

[@bossfan49]

Like 2 weeks?