George Goes Out With A Waitress From Monk's | The Soup | Seinfeld

"When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."
From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 7 'The Soup': Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@josemaria8177]

It's crazy that the manure line is the smoothest George has ever been

[@steverogers7601]

- when he had a wig and met that girl at the diner who offered George a chair - when he was doing the opposite of everything and was on a date with Victoria - when George was the bad boy and called Joanna - when George used the manure like on Marisa tomei

[@beani24329]

How is it that a man, so bald and so funny? How’s it that you’re not taken? You see, Marisa, the thing is, I’m sort of engaged.

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

👍🏻

[@alexquinonez8443]

Worked on Marissa Tomei

[@mobus1603]

@@alexquinonez8443Not in real life. Her actual boyfriend is FAR better looking than George--pretty much the opposite of George.

[@Unknown-jt1jo]

"And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend." Classic Jerry delivery.

[@hymns4ever197]

and George was clueless.

[@ronniechilds2002]

His football reference was pretty good too. Just in this 5-minute clap, there was BUNCH of high-level stuff.

[@BenWilson-pv3be]

LOL

[@beani24329]

There is always a possibility that she called an audible

[@dannytallmage2971]

Yea classic terrible delivery. Why boomers deny this is so annoying

[@12classics39]

Jason Alexander’s delivery of “well, that’s fabulous!” is flawless.

[@WintersWar]

I would bet that was directly from Gleason's Ralph Kramden character.

[@paulaazevedo3872]

Most of his deliveries are 😂❤

[@kodiak530]

@@WintersWarlearning from the best

[@randyjohnson5426]

I love George calling her a liar when he is the king of lying.

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@0Turbox]

They know, when they see one.....

[@Rafael26926]

It's not a lie if he believes it

[@jaengen]

That actress was in another earlier episode playing Jerry’s girlfriend who dumped him after seeing his act.

[@ThePatriots010304]

"Jeery, I just don't know sometimes."

[@LowLevelNC]

I saw your act. It didn't do it for me. It was just so much fluff.

[@steverogers7601]

“You’re a cashier!”

[@mobus1603]

Yeah, they recycled actors & actresses a lot in Seinfeld.

[@bish0p2004]

I was just thinking she looked familiar than remembered her from that episode

[@bjornnordstrom]

-Oh, watch out, you stepped right in it. -yeah, I sure did. 😂

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

And yet, somehow, that "ma-nure" line works on Marisa Tomei.

[@mobus1603]

@Hanging Gardens It's not a good catch. The audience is supposed to recognize that everything that George had done to turn women off up to that point was exactly what Marisa Tomei liked. Somehow all of George's quirks & downsides made George exactly her type. Of course it's totally silly and unrealistic, but that's what made it funny. All guys want to believe that their quirks & downsides will eventually be the perfect match for some super hottie. Keep dreaming 👍

[@MLBlue30]

@Hanging Gardens If only he wasnt already engaged...

[@steverogers7601]

It’s because she was into George. She already had a thing for short. stocky, bald funny guys. The waitress was interested until she found out more about George. Then she wasn’t lol

[@beani24329]

You see, Marisa, the thing is, I’m sort of engaged

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

​@Steve Rogers I notice you said "stocky"

[@Jim_L]

"I mentioned how I liked horse manure." 🤣

[@christophermccoy5724]

Jerry: "You did, you said you liked horse manure"

[@backfru]

He just says it so deadpan Like he's totally unaware that it's likely not the best first date topic

[@IamGenoBlack]

Man this waitress flipped on George faster than a mob informant

[@billblaski9523]

Lmao

[@blabla-rg7ky]

and she's not even beautiful, I would have not asked her out even in my most desperate times, honestly

[@IamGenoBlack]

@@blabla-rg7ky Even after she sold her designs to Bloomingdales? Do it for the money bro!

[@kalidilerious]

@@blabla-rg7kyyeah right bet you would fold like a cheap cardboard box

[@reeereeebriieee8661]

​@@blabla-rg7kywtf is the point of this comment?

[@fargocheef]

Oh hey, Bania could use a manure bit in his next set...it would be GOLD Jerry, gold...

[@lordofthestings]

That dude that bania is super good at being obnoxious.

[@Wes36Man]

“She’s on your turf” 😂

[@hasselett]

It's sort of hilarious how often George lands dates with women that are well out of his league. I don't get why he complains so much about being unsuccessful in the dating game. If anything, he seems like a freaking Costanzanova.

[@nunyabidnez7857]

Costanzanova... you deserved credit for that!

[@SauceOnChickenBall]

I mean he was short and bald, she was boring and flat. She wasn't really out of his league

[@rahuldutt1358]

​@@SauceOnChickenBallyup... Elaine is far hotter

[@whodidit99]

She's a waitress.

[@GizmoMaltese]

@@SauceOnChickenBallShe's gorgeous. She's absolutely out of his league. And you know a lot of women have the "he has to be taller than me in heals" rule. It would make sense if Geoge was somewhat successful but doesn't he live at home?

[@LB14745]

And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend...

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

He's a real watch connoisseur

[@deltahomicide9300]

George's cheap watch was the real reason

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Ma+ NURE= Boyfriend. simple physics

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

"I enjoy understanding" - George Constanza

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

👍🏻

[@mobus1603]

Funny line, but it has nothing to do with this episode.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

​@@mobus1603 So.....

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

They used to call me the little Bulldog

[@foooooob]

@@mobus1603 I´m an architect......

[@bonek350]

The "yes I sure did" is so funny. That dumb, yet knowing smile and tone.

[@I974.UK.LONDON]

Everyone in Seinfeld was amazing, best show ever

[@NoName-zb1gm]

I like when Jerry agrees with George encouraging him. "She's on your turf".

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

I know how to get MYSELF fired. But how to get someone ELSE fired???

[@howard5992]

sort of a Leon / Larry David moment

[@AlexTechie]

I love it when they egg on George.

[@JSBeats85]

You edited out the best part, when Kramer confirmed she made up having a boyfriend.

[@jazzymichael]

They often leave out key or relevant scenes! It's frustrating sometimes.

[@markford2677]

She definitely called an audible !!

[@beani24329]

You mean because of the manure?

[@mobus1603]

The look that Larry gives Jerry & Elaine @4:41 is priceless 😆

[@gustafsone]

One thing I've never noticed after all of these years, and perhaps it's because of an assist from HD, is that Jason articulates so much emotion with his eyes! I guess I never even noticed that when watching on an old 4x3 tube TV back in the day, probably because his actual eyes weren't even visible in such low quality!

[@kurt6410]

You know what I love? How there's two nuts named after people: Hazel and Filbert.

[@ravinraven6913]

those are literally the same nut you nut.....

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Are we watching the movie or are we talking?

[@kurt6410]

@@giraffesareselfish9563 no no no, I'm not talking..... I'm just talking

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@kurt6410 ???

[@kurt6410]

@@giraffesareselfish9563 that was in the Millennium episode where George was trying to get hired by the Mets

[@Jose-se9pu]

I legit felt bad for George on this episode...and we all have been there.

[@GeorgeMonet]

I've never been there. I know better than to say I like horse manure.

[@backfru]

Really? I doubt many people tell their dates they like horse manure

[@trump-totalwar6509]

@@GeorgeMonet happened to me when i said i like trump.

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

@@GeorgeMonet Yeah, that's 1 thing you know not to say. How about the thousands more that go case by case.

[@TheManchise517]

If that bothered her, she wasn't worth it.

[@rosario508]

This episode contains my favorite George line- “So what?!? have a YOLK it won’t kill you!!!”

[@steverogers7601]

He was desperately trying to make going to Reggie’s their new thing lmao

[@ShaithMaster]

Also the BIIIIIIGGG SALAD!!!

[@bossfan49]

@First Of All Right? Just off the top of my head "Pulp can MOVE, baby!" blows the yolk line out of the water.

[@lordofthestings]

Yeah, this line is definitely not George's best. "You're Giving Me The 'It's Not You, It's Me' Routine? I Invented 'It's Not You, It's Me.'"

[@deltahomicide9300]

I remember the yolk scare of 94'.

[@DreamDosage]

That “hand puppet” visual… damn

[@job489]

And then George wound up eating at Reggie's by himself.

[@MLBlue30]

Better than being someones personal hand puppet.

[@beani24329]

I had to go to Reggie’s, Jerry! Reggie’s!

[@MLBlue30]

@@beani24329 The Bizarro Monk's.

[@mobus1603]

The tuna salad there tastes like a sponge.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

They have Sanka

[@tomcameron1770]

“I told her that I like horse manure..” It’s so funny that he brings that up so casually because he is so clueless over the possibility that it ruined his date. Absolute comedic genius. 😂

[@beani24329]

Worked for Marisa Tomei. The thing that ruined the date was that he told her he was sort of engaged

[@faxhandle9715]

I can’t remember why she turned so mean on George. But believe me, I know the feelings. 😭😭

[@billblaski9523]

Lol I guess she wasn't feeling the "manure" bit

[@2EKgn16]

She had no reason to be mean towards him. None whatsoever, and this is George we're talking about.

[@aliensoup2420]

Maybe she was having a bad day and didn’t have time for pleasantries. Sometimes people get stuck in their own headspace and forget about relating to the world around them.

[@Helmuesi911]

@@aliensoup2420 We should find her and ask her why she acted like that and what was going on with her that day.

[@shaunbarnett2972]

I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. What happened Tuesday night? I saw your act.

[@vincevega0]

You’re a cashier!

[@MLBlue30]

You're a cashier!!

[@Falconlibrary]

I can't be with a man if I don't respect what he does. YOU'RE A CASHIER!

[@crupert23225]

And it's the way they just SLIP it in there, too.

[@michaelweston2285]

that restaurant sure is rude to their most loyal customers. guess it's a New York thing.

[@Beechgoose1]

It's funny but i allways thought they were rude to the waitresses, never saying please or thankyou? Like "oh it's just a diner" ? But maybe that's an NYC thing?

[@michaelweston2285]

@@Beechgoose1 good question. i never noticed if the gang uses manners or not.

[@johnb1150]

I always loved the manager of monks, he didn't make many appearances but it was always funny when he did. Usually to reprimand jerry's gang, it's a wonder they never got banned they caused so much trouble at that place.

[@MLBlue30]

I guess, but it grossed me out how they would find his rubber bands in the soup.

[@joycampi7233]

@@MLBlue30 Paco!!!! Lololololol

[@redacted2275]

What a sad, histrionic reference...

[@danthemankhan]

They probably keep the place in business with how often they eat there. No wonder they have such a long leash.

[@PV1230]

the manager is named Larry.

[@jewdavid5627]

I mentioned how I like horse manure...worst thing you can say on a date

[@c.s.mcleod7383]

You stepped in it. "Yeah. I sure did!"

[@Davez621]

3:12 - why would someone order a bowl of chilli???

[@adamc1966]

You stepped right in it. Yes I sure did... 🤣

[@emptynukacolabottle5822]

lol that one guy in the audience 2:05 "Huh huh HUUH!"

[@PV1230]

that sounds suspiciously like Larry David's laugh.

[@forman208]

I legitimately cannot believe that's the same actress who played Marlene, the "You're a cashier" lady.

[@burabojan]

@@halomaster9640 nope, you're wrong, it was this actress

[@josephtemple1667]

It takes a top-tier woman like Marisa Tomei to appreciate George's thoughts on manure.

[@herrroy4963]

Must be the first and and only time Jerrys fridge and cabinets were empty..😂

[@keithpatrick156]

It was only a few months ago that I found out she was the same actress from "The Ex-Girlfriend" (where she had a southern accent and dated Jerry after breaking up with George)

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

This episode taught me always have snacks in your home at all times! 🤣

[@mulletover3832]

The waitress actress is the same woman who played the southern girl who Jerry dated. I think.

[@manhattannewyork-fr5pd]

It’s not

[@manhattannewyork-fr5pd]

@@DrumAndDrumber prove it

[@mulletover3832]

@@manhattannewyork-fr5pd Yes it is. Look up Tracy Kolis.

[@manhattannewyork-fr5pd]

@@mulletover3832 so you have no proof?

[@omidnamin9004]

but you're a cashier

[@Cookieboy70]

Im on George’s side with this one. Shes the one who lied to George about having a boyfriend and then gave him attitude when he went back to the coffee shop

[@EverythingIsChromeInTheFuture]

I think most people would be on George's side for this.

[@gregdrake5069]

You agree its justified to try and get her fired because she didn't want to date him and it became awkward at the coffee shop lmfao?

[@lacouerfairy]

She didn't actually have a boyfriend. She just made that up after George started talking about horse manure.

[@gregdrake5069]

@@lacouerfairy Yes, thank you captain obvious, that wasn't clear when they say that in the episode

[@Cookieboy70]

​@@gregdrake5069 I'm on his side with him being upset. Trying to get her fired, well, that's just George Costanza being George Costanza.

[@epcalderhead]

Waitress is the same actress from the episode where Jerry says to the woman who did not respect him or his act and he replied, "BUT YOU'RE A CASHIER!"

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Damn dude good eye, she has the southern accent though, when she plays the other person

[@canadapapers]

What a beautiful lady! Just watched it for her.

[@darja25]

“You said you liked horse manure”?🤣🤣😆🙌🏻

[@jeffroy1463]

This is the best sitcom ever in my opinion

[@lovewhitey4462]

Nah. Curb is the best ✍🏻

[@westsidejatt]

George is a ma-niac for liking ma-nure😂

[@mascos69]

Waitress: "My boyfriend really likes watches. he's a real watch freak George: Well, that's fabulous (snapping fingers) I laugh every time! 😂

[@colinmuller3067]

omg ... she's the same woman from the early episode when Jerry dates her after George does ...

[@freewheelin173]

"Manure is actually pretty refreshing" 😀

[@ThePatriots010304]

One of the biggest mistakes a man can make is doing "day dates." Day dates signal friendship. Evening dates only.

[@10RRASK]

At what point in the relationship is the ‘day date’ acceptable?

[@LowLevelNC]

@@10RRASK When you find tampax in your house.

[@mobus1603]

Day dates can lead to night dates.

[@christopherc938]

Good point lol

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@LowLevelNC are you cleaning the tub? Tub is love.

[@beani24329]

You tell your friend George, that the next time I see him around here, I’m going to turn him into my own personal hand puppet!

[@SkiKoala]

If would have worked if she was Portuguese.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

I calculated my chances of being with a Portuguese waitress, I had to do it Jerry

[@Enclaveforever]

I'm 15 and this show was our family dinner show for some time, Truly jerry Seinfeld's greatest brainchild. I understand that it ended because Larry David left it and Jerry was tired of directing it alone, and overtime the show would have lost its touch since there are only so many things an episode can cover when it stops becoming relatable, but I think that a short modern spin-off would be a nice touch. A "Return to Seinfeld" that would only have maybe 1 or 2 seasons which would touch on what's happened to the gang since we left them in jail would bring a smile to the generation who grew up watching it and allow my generation to get introduced to a truly spectacular, hilarious, heartwarming show about nothing.

[@ED-le1pr]

"or something....yeah thats a date" LOL

[@myahnombre]

I just realized the waitress probably thought George was rich because of his watch, and that’s why she agreed to go out with him.

[@bobfox2733]

Yes telling a woman your with on a date you like manure is a ender

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Marissa liked it.

[@2EKgn16]

Depends on the woman and how superficial she is....like the one in this video.

[@backfru]

What are you on about I tell my dates all the time how much I like horse manure I love to just slip it in there

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

The walk back in? That's the toughest move in the business. She's not going to put them on the glass.

[@cambiteroswebmaster]

That waitress looks a lot like the woman who dumped Jerry after seeing his comedy act and not liking it. I remember her because she had a nasal voice! 😂😂😂 "Jerry, I just don't know sometimes!" 😅

[@scottkuehl4692]

Yes, it's the same actress, Tracy Kolis.

[@IsoscelesKramer]

If I'm not talking into the soap right now, call me back!

[@whodidit99]

Yeah, that's what I thought, but she had a bad southern accent in the Jerry girlfriend episode! She was good in both episodes. Jerry's last line to her after she dumped on his comedy "You're a cashier!" I guess she got a promotion to waitress.

[@rs72098]

"It happens...."

[@toolrammsteindeftones]

Is this the same woman that told Jerry she could not see him again because she saw his act? Playing a different character but same actress? Look so alike

[@JustPlainSteve5372]

yep

[@sketcharmstrong8491]

It's the way they just slip it right in there...😂 yep, that's women for you lol.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“It’s not bad.”

[@RollerCoasterLineProductions]

Never crap where ya eat (never date someone from your favorite restaurant)

[@anthonycruciani939]

That bald guy with the glasses.... Georgie boy.

[@kextrz]

The most despicable female character in the whole series, brilliantly played, which makes her even more despicable. And poor George, finding new ways to turn a positive situation into an incomfortable one, then into a bad one. At the end, the evil witch is gone, yet George is still banned. Cursed I should say. Cruelty of the highest order.

[@deantheodosiou2886]

How can Jerry, the personification of neat-freakism, leave near-empty cereal boxes standing? To make Kramer squirm in the face of a hangry date? Oh, the humanity! The sheer cruelty of it all!

[@rafaelmartinvannostrand2084]

Oh! you left out the part when George discuss with Jerry about coming back to Monks and ask her out: "that's the hardest move in the business"

[@AyratHungryStudent]

I like how this show can make anything either a bad thing or a good thing. Talking about horse manure is just a funny small talk. It doesn't give you enough to dislike someone. But this waitress treated it like a bombshell. Also, do you think the waitress had a boyfriend or not? I mean when George called, she right away knew it was George, but she could still have a bf, she was just sure he wouldn't call.

[@hymns4ever197]

I can see it both ways. It was just meaningless banter, but I can also see how a woman might be turned off by it. This guy is weird...

[@danthemankhan]

Women are supremely easy to spook, and once they close a door, it stays closed.

[@rrajdippawskar9853]

SHE WAS A CASHIER!!

[@toordal]

3:38: "I mean I know how to get myself fired..."

[@SonofTiamat]

She was being very passive aggressive, but that's no reason for George to try and get her fired

[@EverythingIsChromeInTheFuture]

IDK... Sounds like a fair trade to me 😂

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Of course there's a reason, he's George

[@dispirted8]

What choice does he have? Clear the air with her so they can coexist in the diner? George isn’t a mature guy, he’s a ma-nure guy.

[@alexanderealley9992]

Except he’s George Costanza

[@rc....]

Because that's George's turf.

[@paulaazevedo3872]

I wish I had a friend like Jerry.

[@meltednostrilsbornwithoutn781]

I never understood his rational about breaking down the word manure. What is a nure? I guess ma, is like mother?

[@danthemankhan]

"Newer"

[@meltednostrilsbornwithoutn781]

@@danthemankhan really? Thank you never realized that.

[@yvonnefernandez223]

He deserved an emmy every season...George was the star of the show

[@bradfromthevalley]

ma knewer pa knewer....the whole things was a sewer

[@pennsylvanianrrfoamer]

If you ever meet a woman thru online dating, there is a chance she'll mention her boyfriend on the first or second date.

[@nas-zu8xl]

Hey isn’t this the cashier girl

[@josephparis9736]

Yes. Good call. The actress did play in another episode when she dumped Jerry because of his comedy act 👍...JP

[@KingDowmusic]

That’s the same girl who was the redhead that George dated and Jerry hooked up with after. The one with the line “Jerry I don’t know sometimes” in the southern accent.

[@KingDowmusic]

@@halomaster9640 Oh really? Then who was the other actress they look very similar.

[@KingDowmusic]

@@halomaster9640 Gotcha I see.

[@MikeOfPlano]

Isn't she the same actress that played the girlfriend that said, "You know , Jerry."

[@diegoaguilera2937]

Yes, she is

[@lotlikar1984]

Class A beach !

[@6616Milan]

You're just a cashier.

[@tomcripps7229]

Now George has to go to Reggies.

[@Lucian-mg9mw]

Hand puppet, you know what that means!

[@Hypercube1729]

Wasn't she the same chick that dumped Jerry after seeing his stand-up? I think it's the same actress. The casting people must have slipped up. They had no continuety back then.

[@thomasrudy6132]

same actress who played marlene, southern accent "jerry, i just don't know sometimes"

[@SurvivenTerry]

Man I miss having friends back me up....that all ended after 2007...now its just people who eat all your food and take all your money

[@CDPW]

He would've screwed everything up anyway, down the road.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

4:19 😆

[@afonsodeportugal]

You look good, Joe!

[@frankaddington1773]

I'm confused why he was sweating her over the way she took his order at 2:55 ...if she has a bf, why would he be concerned how their "banter" goes

[@NormFoss]

What's it gonna be?

[@mobus1603]

I'm still confused about how this is an advene. Nifty word, though. I love how Seinfeld cultures me 😆

[@superyahoobrothers]

I thought she was a cashier

[@jackrodakthemovieguy1726]

I have a brand new perspective on Manure

[@matsfrommusic]

"I don't sometimes..."

[@SuperGogetem]

Isn't that the same actress that went out with Jerry and called it off because she didn't like his act? "Its just all so much fluff"

[@JustPlainSteve5372]

yep

[@kennethhaggerty153]

This is the definition of Retail Nice

[@nickosp3847]

JA is a legend