Elden Ring - A Shattered Masterpiece

Both Dark Souls 4 and Witcher 4.
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[@RTGame]

Oh my God it's 2024 already, we have been blessed

[@chix1337]

Hi RT

[@baronsionis6855]

Indeed we have. Was not expecting an Anderson review anytime soon.

[@gashacybin]

hey RT, Godrick the Grafted smash or pass

[@connerdotson202]

King

[@D00000T]

hello RT

[@Kurai_69420]

43:03 "I stumbled upon Siofra" with 5 giant arrows sticking out of his body was hilariously relatable.

[@hollowhorizon7196]

🤣🤣🤣 yes it was

[@michaelwerkov3438]

siofra is so pretty but so fucking cheap that it ruined it

[@hollowhorizon7196]

@@michaelwerkov3438 what do you mean?

[@VZapphire]

@@hollowhorizon7196 probably because of the enemies that snipe you across the map with their bows and almost always hits you. I left the area early on because of that but I came back later to clear it out

[@HellecticMojo]

@@VZapphire all you have to do is clear the middle area and you won't deal with the laser arrow for majority of the altars. they don't use charged shots point blank, just a regular arrow or axes too so bumrushing the middle is perfectly viable.

[@supereyepatchwolf3007]

RETURN OF THE KING

[@weedlol]

Not to mention the owner of the "Wubba Lubba Sub Club"

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

The Witcher 3 video will probably come out after another 2 year hiatus

[@jonusmorffis639]

I cannot express the joy I feel that one of my two favorite video essayers watches the other one of my two favorite video essayers

[@ThatRandomJaz]

this guy gets it 😌

[@tasillk2824]

He said Siofra River wrong so I get to dismiss all criticism he makes

[@the_hazzy]

"Added new feature to summon spectral steed during the Elden Beast battle" Patch notes 1.12

[@joshuapaul1715]

HA

[@Joshua-xv8mn]

Im laughing tears!

[@scrimblocoded]

rewatched this video exclusively because of that LOL

[@arix1479]

I swear they DID forget it XD

[@davidd.6448]

Lmao

[@hansa5867]

The way they made the map seem like the full map is exactly how I always said they should do maps. The true journey of discovery, not knowing how much more is out there is amazing!

[@abco9391]

I didn't watch any gameplay or haven't played any other similar games, I don't know how many times I thought to myself "there's no way there's more parts of the map". Really enjoyed the game but there are for sure parts of it that frustrated me and I'm yet confused about a lot of things.

[@hansa5867]

@@abco9391 Yeah, I've played quite a few, and you always have the full map visible and you can imagine how much more is left. It's quite sad really and when they hide it this way, you never know if you'll find even more you know 😅

[@abco9391]

@@hansa5867 Yeah it made me happy every time realizing there's more :D

[@egoalter1276]

The only game I have seen do that, dynamically extend the map screen as you progress that is, was supreme commander. But frankly I found it more annoying there. Though I supppse in the context of a strategy game the meaning auddenly shifts from dixcovery to the game cheating to get one over you with aomething you couldnt have possibly prepared for.

[@fernandofaria2872]

True. However, I will say though, that the more fragments i found, the more disappointed i got with the ammount of water/unplayable areas there actually was. I mean, look at the mountantop map, for example. 75% of that is just an unplayable cliff. 7.8/10, too much water :/

[@TwackGod]

"You can blissfully loot things while on horseback, and I hope whoever pushed for that at From gets a statue in the lobby.. of themselves.. on HORSEBACK.. PICKING. UP. THEIR. CROWN." Absolutely amazing work and I completely agree.

[@GreebusBleeb]

They just patched it into Horizon Forbidden West lol

[@ethann.3050]

Timestamp for that?

[@rolandngom5080]

@@GreebusBleeb that has always existed in horizon it was literally in the first game. Let’s not lie now

[@beandon24]

@@rolandngom5080 You’re flat out incorrect…you have to stop and wait for a little animation to play picking up literally anything in those games. I played Forbidden West right before ER and it was such a difference.

[@Big_Dai]

@Taylor Womack Dude what a GREAT logo for a non-subs channel.

[@rubbun]

"Why doesn't she attack the air in front of her to heal as well" This definitely didn't age well lmao

[@kooe9554]

wait, what happen? did malenia get a bug that buff her after patch 1.04?

[@0x6e95]

@@kooe9554 There seems to be a bug with networking where if you're playing co-op Malenia can now heal just by hitting air.

[@pandaraph]

@@0x6e95 lmao good. get poopied on "let me solo her"

[@0x6e95]

@@aravinds3846 It's tied to the netcode. In the patch notes you may have noticed that they did mention changes to how their networking works. The bug is probably from that. You'll be fine if you're just playing solo.

[@gtabro1337]

Yeah Joseph needs to stop giving From ideas for even more broken OP bosses...

[@AndresLopez-st3lz]

I SUFFERED WITH THE ELDEN BEAST LIKE 1000 TIMES AND NOW THEY DECIDED TO PUT TORRENT 💀💀 fromsoft what the fuck, you should have done that 2 years ago

[@hiduck8247]

they kinda forgot bout det

[@igorfnico]

I just finished the game yesterday for the first time, and with torrent the fight is a piece of cake, 3rd try because in the second I was really dumb hahah

[@justcallmeKad]

Elden Beast was pretty easy for me. Maybe I was overleveled. I didn't even use Torrent

[@Gerald-of-Riviera]

I beat the game a few days ago under the assumption it still wasn't possible 😂. Probably could've saved myself some time lol

[@Zythryl]

…and yet the fight hasn’t changed and it’s still better dismounted. Continued proof nobody knows what they’re talking about.

[@Serafiniert]

I love that whenever Joseph shows a chest in-game, he first hits it with his sword, because the distrust the other Souls games sowed runs deep.

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

Real ones check the curve of the metal chain on chests to save weapon durability.

[@nareshbisen8638]

lol I was about to write that. mimic chest still give me PTSD

[@donovangunther4538]

@@JimJamTheAdmin I freaked the fuck out when I saw the dark souls designed chest near the Altus platau margit. The fucking chain scared me even though it wasn't mimic shaped

[@markalbers6766]

@@JimJamTheAdmin

[@markalbers6766]

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[@spaghett5531]

Certainly wasn't expecting another video before witcher 3, can't wait to watch!

[@spaghett5531]

@Melvin Deeply but I thought this was my comment

[@viderevero1338]

@@spaghett5531 I guess he bought your comment in an auction man. 🤷🏾‍♂

[@LK_tutturu]

OUR comment, comrade

[@parenthesiss]

@Melvin Deeply damn… I call dibs on your comment then.

[@romulusnuma116]

Wait this isn't the Witcher 3?

[@ThatBoyAqua]

Finally, a new video to rewatch 8 times over in the next 6 months :)

[@Simotin]

Spot on :D

[@James-vw4jz]

@@Simotin The mans voice is the most soothing way to fall asleep

[@Simotin]

@@James-vw4jz yes, he is one of my favorites amongst content creators, who deliver extensive reviews, retrospectives or video essays. Some people speak too fast, or have an eccentric intonation in voice, use some memish-sounds or have poor mic quality. It's also nice that he doesn't emphasize mechanics or story, but talks about all the aspects of the games (usually).

[@TheJols]

Totally different review styles but I like Noah Cadwell Gervais. He just put out a long video on ds1-ds3 pretty good.

[@albesayz]

Need your videos to fill the void :D

[@tauren3333]

Not only did they add the horse to the Elden Beast, almost every criticism he had for the base game is back for the DLC.

[@MathewWithOne_T]

MIYAZAKI DOES IT AGAIN 10/10 FLAWLESS MASTERPIECE

[@Zzz-j2f]

@@MathewWithOne_TKojimer does it again.

[@BBQcheese]

Yeah it's almost like Fromsoft doesn't give a shit what Joe thinks...🤔

[@DM-Oz]

@@BBQcheese And yet they added Torrent to the Elden Beast fight. So either they do care, or they actualy forgot and just were too ashamed to fix it for 2 years and tried to sneak in with the dlc, which is way "worse" than caring about feedback if you ask me.

[@makia3]

@@DM-Ozyou’re acting like Joe was the only one complaining about Elden beast lmao, it was a universal complaint.

[@nanashi7779]

No way. 2 years Joseph, and we get an elden ring video? Man I'm just happy that you're back

[@MrIlya494]

He never left. Just became a weaboo a bit

[@ADFloyd]

@@MrIlya494 wat?

[@klopfer14000]

@@ADFloyd a jab on joes livestreams. He streamed a bunch of weeb games around the time the second witcher video came out.

[@nanashi2146]

@@MrIlya494 The Persona 4 incident monkaS

[@LocherYT]

I couldn't fathom the influence Recettear had on this man's future

[@duplexitydave]

I would have much preferred if Elden Beast was tied to a secret ending, much like Moon Presence in Bloodborne. That way players can be rewarded for exploring and getting a final surprise as they end their game. As well as making Radagon a proper final boss, because as much as I agreed with your problems with him, I think that he's still a really good boss to end the game on.

[@Hugsloth]

Seriously, like Gwyn wasn't this crazy over the top anime fight, it was just a husk of a man who you were putting out of his misery. He was about the same level of intense as Radagon. Imagine if you beat Gwyn and then a gigantic fire demon climbed out of the Flame and it was this whole ridiculous 10 minute extra thing

[@Bliss467]

Like it feels so close to the relationship between the hollow knight and the radiance but this time the radiance is mandatory and you don't have to do anything special to unlock her

[@DaRoachDoggJrr]

@@Hugsloth I’m not looking forward to fighting elden beast on higher ng+’s. The unavoidable tracking sphere projectile thing is going to hurt so bad

[@plinfan6541]

@@Hugsloth Well, Dark soul 1 also was way, way less obsessed with Difficulty for the sake of Difficulty. True King Alant and Gwyn where ment to show a theme, once grand and powerful beings having broken down to shells that you put out of their misery. But now, all the big bosses need to be super cinematic, multiphase superbosses. Making the individual bosses way less unique.

[@jooot_6850]

@@plinfan6541 it’s that dark souls 3 boss design taken to its extreme. Too much extravagant anime nonsense. Just give me a good one on one. That’s why everyone loved Champion Gundyr; it was just you, and this big man with his big bardiche. No surprise phase 2 pus demons, no Elden Beast climbing out of nowhere, no 3 phase boss reviving after death

[@romilrh]

It's funny how apologetic Joseph gets whenever he goes off-script, like we're gonna crucify him if he says a certain amount of words that aren't on the video script that we'll never see

[@thebigcapitalism9826]

I think he’s saying sorry to himself lol

[@Nightfurygaming247]

Well, he IS Canadian.

[@Itomon]

@@Nightfurygaming247 lol

[@Ecliptor.]

Saying anything remotely bad about Elden Ring will make the Reddit cabal send shadow assassins to get you.

[@thelastmanstanding3369]

@@Ecliptor. you mean they’ll send black knife assassins after him.

[@shlongwong3790]

I cannot explain how far my jaw dropped when I opened that transportation chest in the weeping peninsula and got teleported to the very north side of the map…

[@senseweaver01]

And then it turns out it's not even the most north you can go, in fact it's closer to the middle!

[@AikanaroSauron]

You're one easily impressed, aren't you. "Wooooooow, map very-very big", except most of it is horse riging simulator across empty spaces between copypasted locations and bosses.

[@TRDRHDB]

​@@AikanaroSauron bro if seeing the size of the map fucking double with no indication didnt surprise you, idfk what will. Also shit is not filled with cipy pasyed content, although there obviously is some, but saying its completely empty is grossly underselling the game

[@llama6394]

​@@AikanaroSauron that was such a forced statement lmao. Makes no sense with context.

[@AikanaroSauron]

@@TRDRHDB A good game for once in the current abysmal state of the industry would be a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Too bad all they make is open world trash and P2W garbage.

[@robbieclark1784]

Getting teleported to Caelid was one of the scariest moments I've had in gaming, and getting teleported to Leyndell was one of the most astounding.

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

I really just wish the game had the balls to actually trap you there.

[@hombreg1]

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 except it does? You can't TP out until you find a grace of your own. I left the cave and wandered the swamp before finding one near Selia

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

@@hombreg1 You had to literally walk past a grace at the entrance of the cave in order to do that. That does sound like a really cool experience, but unfortunately not all of us have the advantage of visual impairment.

[@marlonyo]

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 just like seths said lobotomy playtrought is the true way to play eldenring.

[@hombreg1]

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 calling me blind. Nice argument. Point still stands, though. Teleporter traps do "trap" you in the area. What's more, they rely on "you" to figure out you can and should escape, as the myriad of "how to escape selia crystal tunnel" articles would suggest. This makes the idea even more interesting, as having grace points relatively close by teases you with exploration. You also fail to address the fact that you can't teleport until you rest, which is something the game doesn't tell you. So, if you avoid taking too much damage whilst escaping the cave, and only activate the point of grace, you could even respawn inside Caelid whilst being still unable to escape, meeting your definition of "trapped".

[@artifica0]

0:00 Intro 2:15 World level design 21:30 THE NEGATIVE 23:05 recycled content 27:20 Boring shire style dungeons 35:03 disappointing rewards 42:10 lack of Level Scaling 46:56 late games Bosses design 1:14:14 misc negatives 1:27:57 misc 1:38:18 Conclusion

[@malware9668]

Much appreciated

[@stinkfinga4918]

👑

[@emiletremblay1377]

hope he pins this

[@50-50_Grind]

💎

[@JNFattorini]

was about to comment, a video this long not split into sections is a bold strategy. real hero

[@DreamBeatle]

"Bosses in Elden ring will do anime acrobatics for a whole episode including attack chains that involve them taking off into the air, landing into an attack that explodes, and then taking off again into the air, because they're still not done." LOL This describes my experience playing the game so well.

[@theatheistbear3117]

They not only made Pontiff Sulyvahn’s combos and Aldrich’s arrows look tame, but also made an attack more insane than Sephiroth’s Octaslash. Multiple times. In the same game.

[@Zephhi]

It's one of the biggest issues. You have 10% of the time to attack

[@connyslayer4661]

Absolutely agreed and genius analogy of the boss fights in Elden Ring. I started realizing this the more I fought Elden Ring Bosses. You need to be super careful and take your time as they get aggressive in order to attack. Elden ring combat systems are still great but its still has some issues with some boss fights. Sekiro and Dark souls 3 have genius great boss fight builds and reactionary combat systems That works for each other.

[@alalmalal]

@@Zephhi 2%

[@josephbornman8462]

I never had this feeling when I played it. In fact I was thrilled that they continued the trend of making bosses more unpredictable and less turn-based Morgott is pretty much my favorite boss. Flowing flurries of attacks As opposed to the old style of “3 slashes and then pause to get hit by the player”

[@SeptimusCreed]

Funnily enough, the most fun I’ve had with Elden Ring was on a NG+ “speedrun” I did. The goal was to just hit the bosses and finish the storyline as quickly as possible (I’m not actually a speed runner with actual strats. Just a man who ran to the next boss as soon as the previous one was defeated). I had a great time because I essentially ran from legacy dungeon to legacy dungeon with a character that had everything they needed. No exploration or side tracking was required. No wading through random locations. It was great fun because it gave me the cream from the top of what the game had to offer.

[@zosonte129]

Agreed, just playing like normal Dark Souls is the most fun in this game

[@morganfreeman5260]

@@zosonte129right? just playing any dark souls is better than replaying elden ring

[@AikanaroSauron]

@@morganfreeman5260 True. I hope somebody makes a mod where they cut all the moronic horse riding simulator parts, empty fields and perpetually copypasted garbage out of the game. Then it could actually be good.

[@chomcat1910]

@@AikanaroSauron Elden Ring should've had a mechanic like that to begin with - where once you've beaten the final boss, the game gives you an option to start a NG like usual but instead skip the open world and just jump from legacy dungeon to legacy dungeon, fighting each major/unique boss of the game. Of course there wouldn't really be a smooth transition to each dungeon/boss, but at least players who enjoy re-fighting the bosses won't have their time wasted. Or alternatively, just add a boss rush mode, like what they added for Sekiro. It's weird how many good, well-received mechanics Sekiro got that were never reused in ER. Especially since Sekiro seemed like a giant experimenting ground for new, innovative systems with how much it deviates from the typical Souls formula that From established.

[@AikanaroSauron]

@@chomcat1910 It wouldn't even be hard to implement. Something like a nexus from Demon Souls with portals to every "legacy dungeon" as they now call the real normal parts of the game is all that'd be required to make it good.

[@artdidntwork]

I love how even though there are no mimic in this game, he NEVER not hitting a chest before opening it. The sen fortress ptsd is real

[@fanslayer7001]

I mean i do that too out of instinct

[@AbelMusa]

Why? The mimics have front facing chains at their side instead of the normal, backward facing chains, every other chest has. No need of hitting.

[@honkp6065]

The more chests I opened without a mimic encounter, the more I was convinced the next chest would have one. It also didn't help that the game has several unique assets for 'generic treasure chest' which seem to be interchangeable and serve no purpose other than to make you suspicious, similar to how the level design in dungeons will often include a small cubby with no items that seems tailor made for an invisible wall that doesn't exist.

[@recu1]

@@AbelMusa i DIDNT KNOW THAT

[@Shashank7170]

@@AbelMusa I knew that about DS1, It took me a while to learn about the chest differences in DS2 though.

[@spinloki]

"Why doesn't she just attack the air in front of her?" AS OF PATCH 1.04 SHE DOES

[@wax3825]

Explain?

[@LoudWaffle]

@@wax3825 There's a new glitch with this patch where she can heal while doing Waterfowl Dance without hitting anything. This seems to only be with that attack, and only when playing multiplayer though.

[@spinloki]

@@LoudWaffle I've seen her heal with other attacks like the prosthetic kick or any of her normal slashes, but it seems kind of random.

[@wanderer8038]

i was gonna say that lmao

[@midshipend7107]

She's always been able to because it's just lag while on mp, i fought her yesterday and she doesn't heal out of nowhere. It's kinda like when you pvp with a bit of lag you'll get status through your dodges or get bleed and not take damage

[@NightDocs]

Your videos always have very valid critiques of things that don’t really proportionately ruin the same experience for me but I still love how these still manage to bring me down to earth

[@leelee8d793]

Have you seen his Soma video? Or his subjectivity is implied video?

[@MisterK-YT]

Heyyy I love your shit!

[@TheHeavensPride]

@@leelee8d793 What about them?

[@fancypantsy2741]

@@TheHeavensPride I think he means that Joseph isn't to be taken 100% at his word for his critiques because often times he overlooks many important pieces of information in order to push his perspective, even if it comes at the cost of later making him look disingenuous or in some cases even downright arrogant/pretentious. Like when he insulted his audience on twitter for finding Horror games to be scary.

[@TheHeavensPride]

@@fancypantsy2741 I don't know about that twitter story, since I don't follow social media all that much. But yeah, he has his opinion, but that's just like his own opinion, if you ask me. I like his videos in a "On paper this is true, however now I'm gonna draw my own conclusions" kinda way. For example his Mario Odyssey video. I can understand his critique on moons. Heck, I felt the same when I first started watching a friend play the game. But after playing it myself, I came to the conclusion, that it didn't break my gameplay flow as much as it did for him. In the end, it was just different perspectives. And in that sense I value his videos as they present a strong opinion, that I can use to formulate my own.

[@fatsmcgee6547]

I'm surprised that spiders studio, a French indie developer, was able to add an FOV option to Steelrising yet Fromsoft can't be bothered to do the same or at the very least learn to pull back the camera during certain boss fights so I'm not stuck staring at the bosses toes the entire time while I guess their attacks based off what leg flinches.

[@crepooscul]

You still need to sit at "bonfires" to continue NPC dialogues. 2000's games with 2020's graphics. Like putting lipstick on a pig.

[@austin0_bandit05]

Seriously the number of bosses my camera has clipped through and given me a good look underneath is just silly. Fromsoftware surely know they cant make big bosses and yet insist on making them bigger and bigger 😂.

[@basselahmed2089]

The funny thing is they actually learned with sekiro. Yet, somehow, they regressed back.

[@Awolfx]

@@basselahmed2089 Exactly. Guardian Ape and Demon of Hatred has your FOV zoomed out to give you better visuals to react to. Elden Ring you're getting crotch shots and guessing what the boss is going to do.

[@ryann6405]

"Why doesn't she attack the air to heal as well?" prophetic lmao

[@DeathLore]

Funny how there was a glitch where she does that exact thing

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

“If you’re having fun, your playing the game right.” Thank you I feel like a lot of people forget that’s the main reason we game. To have fun.

[@TheFantomsLair]

@Kill Bill You can't play a game wrong, if you can't enjoy an rpg with the playstyle you want and actually in the game the best thing to do is just not support the franchise anymore. Great to see this meta cuck mentallity ruin another once amazing franchise.

[@atijohn8135]

@Kill Bill not exactly if the game _doesn't allow_ for him to enjoy it

[@atijohn8135]

@Kill Bill He said that line specifically when talking about combat. You can't make the bosses fun for him, as he cannot fight them the way he likes it

[@brutus3631]

@Kill Bill learn how to read that's literally not what they're saying. When you're as good as you can be and the game still isn't fun because it's made in a specific way then it's not a skill issue.

[@aguspuig6615]

that sounds right at first glance, but it doesnt make that much sense, does that mean that if you dont have fun with a game the game is bad? no, games are a combination of freedom and challenge, part of the fun comes from adapting to the games rules and then mastering them. Joseph basically learned how to play the other dark souls games and expected the same strats to work, so when they didnt he just deemed the game unfun

[@rkrokberg]

I'd be surprised if it isn't revealed some day that Malenia's moveset was originally designed for a Sekiro DLC boss (maybe Tomoe?): --- She wields a katana, moves around insanely quick, almost exclusively has sword-based moves (like most human Sekiro bosses), and has visually stunning attacks that straight up would be fun to deflect in Sekiro and would complement that game's mechanics (as mentioned in the video) --- Her healing from blocking makes way more sense in Sekiro, as it would be a way to punish bad deflection timing, making her an ultimate challenge that requires complete mastery of deflection --- A lot of people have pointed out how she mirrors Wolf in many ways, wielding a katana, having a form of rot, having a prosthetic arm, and even being able to resurrect once (!!!). Malenias die twice, indeed --- There is dialogue in Sekiro implying that Tomoe is in some way connected to a dragonrot outbreak, further connecting her to Malenia in my tinfoil hat world as a mirror version of Wolf --- Not unique to Sekiro, but she does have all the attack types that define the combat of that game, including: sweeps that could be jump countered, stabs that could be mikiri countered, and of course a brutal grab that'll mess your day up. The second phase attack where those ghostly beings attack you, would be fun to learn to deflect before mikiri countering Malenias follow-up stab Data mining has revealed that the version of waterfowl we got in the final game was likely one of the last moves made for the fight. Before that, it appears she had a different version where she danced on the ground and covered much less distance. It appears they went out of their way to make waterfowl the most oppressive, unfun attack in the entire series. Boggles the mind. On the topic of Elden Beast, Joseph definitely nailed it. Why can we not ride Torrent? It not only makes sense from a gameplay perspective, but also from a thematic one. Here we are, at the final challenge, conquering it together with our steed who has been at our side all along (insert Ludwig neighs). We were able to take on Radagon alone, but to defeat the ultimate being in the lands between, we need our trusty companion, almost as if both Melina and Ranni knew we would have no chance of becoming Elden Lord without Torrent. And of course, almost all of Elden Beast's moves seem to be designed around horse combat, including: --- Tracking projectiles that can be outrun on horseback (fear the orb) --- Sweeping attacks and long range sweeping beams that can be jumped over --- The holy elden rings that you're meant to jump over, but can't dodge through (as if the attack was designed for a horse that can't dodge) --- Large AoEs that could be fun to ride away from on horseback --- The boss moving around a huge arena, meaning you have to chase after it on horseback, as you've done countless times against the game's dragons Truly only leaves two explanations. 1: As proposed in the video, Daenerys -- er, I mean, the devs kinda forgot about Torrent. 2: At one point in development they tested the fight without Torrent and thought the added (albeit unfun) challenge enhanced the fight and scrapped the idea of using Torrent, even though the boss was designed around this. Hopefully it's option 1, as 2 makes my blood boil.

[@RedgraveGilver]

Her waterfowl dance is clearly something Tomoe would have done based on the descriptions of how she fights. Imagine waterfowl dance with lightning.

[@arhamsaa]

@@RedgraveGilver No she probably wouldn't fight like that. Tomoe was all lightning and fighting like she is actually dancing, this is indicated by how the Okami warriors fight in the fountainhead palace. Waterfowl Dance is just straight up copy of Isshin Ashina's one mind except her spinny bullshit covers the entire arena and lasts 10 times longer.

[@muchdead1788]

@@arhamsaa Well, like OP said, data miners found that the old Waterfowl Dance was a lot more like dancing. Here's the vid showing it off: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqraoX1oa82GbZI

[@JohnnyStrelok]

Waterfowl Dance: Run away for the first flurry, dodge into the second flurry twice. Never get hit again.

[@arhamsaa]

@@20Gero09 Who asked?

[@nickymo]

In Bloodborne & Sekiro I had these lightbulb moments early on where I suddenly understood what the game wanted from me and was able to act accordingly and have a fulfilling experience. Right now I’m about 55hrs into Elden Ring, and I still feel like I’m misunderstanding some fundamental aspect of it that is keeping me from enjoying it fully. Idk what it is. At the same time I’ve never played this much of a game that I think I don’t like. I’m very confused.

[@defaultweeb3389]

i know this is late but i was in a similar boat, and i started to just use 'meta' approaches such as buffing myself, abusing certain charms and physiks, and playing around stance breaking with my weapon arts. you dont have to fully min max but it at least felt like my character was dishing out damage faster than the boss most of the time

[@j0nnyism]

It’s the late game he’s criticising. However I believe he’s wrong in saying the fights are unfair. If u solo melee it’s not as impossible as he’s complaining so long as u engage with the bosses movesets and you observe their attacks carefully. I two handed a sword too the only boss I ended up quitting on on my first playthrough was Melania (I played the game blind and couldn’t figure out water fowl) I only beat her on ng+

[@e.t.v.1255]

Ohh its the same for me but im close to 200 hours i came from Bloodborne god damn the combat is more fun in bb . Im fighting Radagon i beat all the boss without summon but the late game piss me off so much i dont want to learn all Radagon move to fight the stupid Elden Beast after fuck that bs 😂

[@user-ys8bu1li1r]

@@j0nnyismits not impossible but its unfair in the sense you have to spend a significant amount of time memorising the moveset. Malenia took me over like 10 hours on blind first playthrough

[@idlegameplayer3756]

this is exactly how i feel thank you for putting it into words

[@devinchadwick9147]

I feel so validated that someone else is actually criticizing the "boss does 15 moves while I roll-dodge over and over and once they're done I have no stamina to attack". It was the most infuriating on Maliketh because after his insane Devil May Cry Bitchin' 10x in-air combo, he lands 50 feet away and is back to attacking by the time you reach him. So many late-game bosses just made me ask "is it my turn yet?"

[@Etridamu]

Devil May Cry "Bitchin" 10x was freaking hilarious! I deadass laughed out loud. And I feel your pain. i said screw it and used my +10 mimic in phase 2 for that nonsense. Eff that. 😆🤣

[@Rudi4rius]

Skill issue

[@Koji44-]

Actually it’s really easy for maliketh to not have to roll if you u circle around the pillars

[@cardmossdn8058]

This is literally a problem that does not exist. You are making it up lmao. Maliketh has 0 health and massive windows in 2nd phase, especially when he does the standing swipe-overhead combo, where you can literally walk under him and attack for free because the 2nd attack will always miss. He's also a boss that rewards positioning, like with the explosions that he triggers. If you position behind him, he'll jump there after the explosion, giving you a massive window for some hits. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that boss, he's a glass cannon.

[@yoda8569]

It's not the boss it's you get good

[@ridroost3276]

The way you described the boss combos and punish windows was so spot on.

[@lilramennoodle8056]

I'm starring to realize maybe that's why we have spirit summons since it can be hard to punish bosses

[@Amakegure]

Yeah, so far that's the thing I'm hating. Waiting for my turn to get a single hit it, otherwise I get knocked down. I can deal with one Margit and have fun, find it again later on I just get annoyed.

[@ApacheVibes]

except for beast clergyman. the attack he said is unreactable has an animation telling you its about to happen for almost a full second

[@oscaranderson5719]

I watched some Bloodborne, yknow the really aggressive fast game, and it’s like watching pudding roll down a slope compared to the speed of Elden Ring bosses

[@mdbattlefrog1913]

@@lilramennoodle8056 starting to? Seemed pretty clear when from gave them to you and also had a billion spam bosses.

[@ieToastie]

When he said “lack of punishable attacks”… I felt that.

[@JL-lu1ul]

It feels like you spend 95% of the battle dodging and 5% attacking with some of these bosses. In the souls games it was more like 50/50. I.e it felt like an actual fight and not a fucking dodging simulator.

[@simplyzed8966]

@@JL-lu1ul That was my problem with most of the bosses, some attacks are physically impossible to dodge unless you position yourself perfectly or you run away to position yourself (Malenias waterflow attack, Radagons attacks), also the passiveness of some bossed like elden beast took away from the experience, I spent 80% of the time chasing after the boss rather than fighting it

[@simplyzed8966]

@@JL-lu1ul Elden beast would’ve been cooler if it was a humanoid enemy with the same attacks, most large bosses you can’t even see the attack they’re throwing at you when you only see 10% of their body up close

[@Sylentmana]

@@simplyzed8966 There shouldn’t have been an Elden Beast. After defeating Radagon, Marika should have taken over and shown us why she was the ruling goddess. Very disappointed I had to instead fight a cowardly cosmic Nessie.

[@simplyzed8966]

@@Sylentmana Agreed that would’ve been amazing, or even Miquella but that’s probably going to be DLC

[@BotBoy-un3pz]

Considering what you said in this video, I feel like your review of Shadow of the Erdtree will be very angry and very entertaining.

[@austin0_bandit05]

Tbh id be surprised if he even touched it. Its too contentious and it has people frothing at the mouth

[@makia3]

I hope he makes a review just like this one so people who actually research and put effort into their critiques destroy him.

[@egoalter1276]

Cope and seethe.

[@lorddragonya]

@@egoalter1276from soft normie it’s ok to dislike parts of a game you enjoy

[@egoalter1276]

@@lorddragonya I believe we are in agreement.

[@kriegscommissarmccraw4205]

This would explain why my favorite boss fight would be Godfrey, he felt like a Ds3 boss and had the simple and easy to punish movement to boot. (Edit: this comment now irrelevant after patch)

[@fabioviti7384]

The problem with bosses in this game is that they do too much; at one point, fighting radhan without a proper build, I asked myself "Cool, but when do i play?" The bosses just continue to do random bullshit and it feels they misunderstood their own design; but the seeds of this are to be seen in the ds3 last dlc with gael and midir; gigantic Damage Health Bullshit hitboxes Never ending comboes

[@thelionofjudah5318]

Yep felt bosses in this game were too aggressive, I could be aggressive as I want in ds3 but in this game I could only hit one time with a strength weapon and a few times with a katana. Let me remind you that these bosses have quite a lot of health which makes the fight unnecessarily longer.

[@kriegscommissarmccraw4205]

@@fabioviti7384 with Gael it was fine, because it was 3 attacks poke, 3 attacks poke. But Margit the fell, has a 5 or 6 hit combo, he's already worse than Gael or SoC and he's the first boss in the game.

[@fabioviti7384]

@@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 yeah, one time I tought 4 hit combos were too much... now elden meme made me play mages

[@fabioviti7384]

@@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 and, if a krieg commissaria says something is too hard it's a problem; when maliketh is harder to kill than a chaos space marine we have problems

[@danielmezzatesta3643]

Absolutely agree that the horse was meant to be used against the elden beast, first thing I did when I got into the room was try to summon torrent.

[@nebei3740]

Yeah it really feels like you are supposed to be faster/jump higher to avoid attacks it really has the feel of a dragon fight

[@Kriss_ch.]

It seems really natural, it's weird he's not there. Someone I talked to mentioned there should be a spiritspring activating when he leaps into the air, so you could fly up there and smack him down, and I agree 'cause that would be super hype

[@RuthwikRao]

its so arbitrary what's summonable where in this game sometimes lol

[@abyzzwalker]

I literally never even tried to use it. Because I assumed I couldn't because I'm in a zone that previously I was not able to use it. I didn't even think I need it either.

[@abdelrahman788]

Well, NOW we can. 😂

[@emilytheimp]

I think the issue with the bs movesets from the bosses always lead to me barely ever leaving a bossfight feeling accomplished. In the back of my mind I always had the feeling that I only won that fight because I got lucky and didnt get too many unfair moves thrown at me.

[@jakubpuawski3875]

agreed in many cases, but there is still a decent number of bosses that were solid and, too me at least, they did evoke that familiar feeling from previous games - for example, Godrick, Mohg, Godfrey/Hoarah Loux, Fallingstar Beast (if you stumbled upon that fight at the "correct" level), maybe Morgott if he had more hp from these examples, it seems like they haven't forgotten how to make good bosses, but rather run out of time/resources and decided to slap on something like this for the endgame

[@ThelaziaCafe]

I spent the better portion of a day on the final boss because the first phase has an aoe spam that he just would not let up with. The final final boss was cake mostly but id be depleted of my resources from the first phase... My 10 year old son gets to the final boss, first phase never even once drops the aoe attack on him and second phase stays relatively in the same spot so he beat the final bosses in one try. I felt so cheated lol.

[@threemeters1425]

@@ThelaziaCafe I never get the fuss about Radagon’s ‘aoe spam’. Dodging into and behind him negates 90% of those and leave you prepared for the remaining 10%.

[@gryphon4150]

I'd heavily disagree on that, because the moves rarely ever felt bs. The only bs boss move that's in the game, in my opinion, is malenia's waterfowl, but beyond that every other move is telegraphed and recognizable. Even Margitt telegraphs all his attacks pretty well.

[@Stryfe52]

@@jakubpuawski3875 I’d say that Crucible Knight is a better example of a solid boss/mini-boss then Fallingstar Beast. He’s a nice evolution of the Black Knight archetype

[@Enigmata23]

The bosses look like they're having more fun than I am with their mobility and 10 hit combos.

[@mikyto7313]

This is an amazing way to describe Elden Ring.

[@andrpaulino]

You gotta be special in the head to be upset about the freaking demigod bosses having "more" moves than the base player (they dont and you have way more weapons and abilities combos available)

[@jasonb2314]

@@andrpaulinowow you are either “special in the head” or a very literal person if you’re taking the comment at face value like that

[@lukeshioshio]

​@@andrpaulino they didn't even say the bosses have more moves bruh

[@whosey2807]

​@@andrpaulinoif your idea of a "combo" is two light attacks before backing off I hope you never design a game

[@kittenmittenkitten]

Just a note on 19:40: there's actually a fourth way to reach the plateau, I think I've seen a few speedrunners use it but beyond that it's extremely obscure. If you get to the Erdtree roots via Nokron, beat Fia's Champions you can then take the teleporter straight into the capital proper. I loved this sort of thing about the original Dark Souls and it's great that it's back. EDIT: There's a FIFTH way. If you take the tower trap teleporter to the capital, usually there's no way down as the elevator is locked. Thing is, it turns out that an invader *can* activate the elevator for you. Requires either luck or a friend. Probably unintentional, but it makes use of regular game mechanics rather than any glitch so I'd call it valid.

[@pinou1894]

You can get to the plateau via Erdtree roots but you need to kill radahn first, and unfortunately the festival only begins once you reach the plateau

[@StormKidProductions]

@@pinou1894 you can also begin the festival by doing Ranni's questline, after talking to Blaidd in Siofra then speaking to Selivus and Sellen the festival is triggered

[@kittenmittenkitten]

@@pinou1894 Ranni's questline also activates the festival, and doesn't require getting to the plateau.

[@Fearranl]

@@StormKidProductions and here I am hearing for the first time that you don't actually need Ranni to go beat Radahn

[@Farengast]

The observation about the "natural" world being built on ruins struck me too. Mostly because by the endgame I had noticed that almost all the lifts in the game are rising pillars instead of platforms. This is unusual among from soft games. The column lifts in cylindrical shafts gave me the distinct impression of machine pistons rising from deeper machinery.

[@sufnskanne469]

To be be fair it probably is as there are whole undrrground ruins that used to citys

[@Primitive01]

Almost all the lifts are rising pillars?? 52 hours in and every lift I’ve seen has been a platform

[@Farengast]

@@Primitive01 keep playing

[@Primitive01]

@@Farengast I will be.. But “almost all the lifts in the game” is a pretty big exaggeration, I ain’t seen one yet and been about quite a bit in every area up to and including Lyndell.. Countless lifts, all platforms

[@Farengast]

@@Primitive01 if you've made it to Lyndell you have absolutely ridden on many pillar lifts. They are more common later in the game though.

[@CrazyzzzDudezzz]

“Lack of punishable attacks” this was it. This nailed it on the head

[@duplexitydave]

Indeed, as someone who plays mostly Greatswords and Colossal Weapons, I felt like the game was just punishing me for choosing the wrong weapons. Though mimic tear on NG+ with power stanced Colossal Weapons is very cathartic lmao.

[@hoangphuc7941]

In Dark Souls 3, I can no-hit Champion Gundyr and Pontiff (which I think are the 2 most aggressive bosses of that game) with any greatsword and rolls only. Almost every of their attacks can be punished easily after you know all of them. In Elden Ring however, even with straight sword, I still don't know how to manage doing that consistently with fucking Margit. Yes, I have seen a lot of video about people no-hit him at SL1 naked with a stick, but I know for the fact that they only can attack him when he does some specific certain attack or they just use parry. The only time I think I can hit him safely is when he raises his hand and does a long wind-up attack, go behind him and smack, and then wait to see if he whips his tail to roll. "Just use spirit ash and summons lol". I guess my first playthrough of Elden Ring is exactly like Joseph describes at 48:27. I know I can use them, but why? To me, they make every boss attacks become "punishable attacks", which kinda cheats the boss to me.

[@gdn5001]

@@hoangphuc7941 I've done a RL1 playthrough. Margit is actually pretty straightforward to deal with imo

[@clixx13]

@@gdn5001 A majority of people seem to not have this experience, including people who enjoy previous souls games.

[@gdn5001]

@@clixx13 If you've played previous souls games you really shouldn't have TOO hard a time with Margit specifically. I do think that there are problems with the design late game but Margit specifically is fine.

[@bigden.english]

When I watched this video for the first time, I didn't really get the criticism, since Elden Ring was my first fromsoft game and it was one of the best experiences I had ever had in a videogame. But then I completed all the other fromsoft games, before I got ready for the Shadow of the Erdtree. Completing the DLC left some mixed feelings and I didn't quite figure out why. Now I watched the video again and everything became clear

[@steampunklemon1508]

“I finally finished Noah’s 5-hour Dark Souls essay, now I can go outside” How naive I was.

[@LucasDimoveo]

I was just about to start that one before seeing this 😂

[@MrBobby35790]

Was going to say the same thing lol!

[@dangilboa6496]

Noah's essay is indeed a masterpiece to behold.

[@asiamatron]

Lol.

[@Lua-420Hertz]

Agreed with all the above statements. That 5 hour video was really enjoyable.

[@konradviii5663]

I agree with the movesets of the bosses being excessive. They aren't unconquerable, they aren't even totally difficult to dodge or outright avoid, but they are absolutely excessive. Their windups are unclear at best, downright impossible to read at worse, and they often inflict unavoidable damage to you despite your best efforts in rolling and reading their acts. A perfect analogy I have for this is that boss fights are more like a mugging then a proper duel in Elden Ring. Either the boss is mugging you, or you're mugging the boss.

[@J-manli]

The bosses be playing DMC5 while we have reverted back to Demon Souls. :P

[@Solaire_of_Astora13]

I feel like, part of my issue was how little room it left me to operate. If I wanted to I could dodge all of their attacks, but what's the use in that if I'm not allowed to hit back once they're done? In the other games this would have been incredibly rewarding, in ER I feel forced to bargain for hits every time I play, which is not a good way to design bosses. The only way to be guaranteed attack windows is by summoning ashes or players in your aid, which is... stupid beyond belief.

[@enigmafiresup4658]

I thought the windup's were designed like that intentionally so you can't just easily dodge roll away?

[@enigmafiresup4658]

@@Mimelet read them? They’re challenging, not impossible.

[@bofa722]

@@Solaire_of_Astora13 then there's the new players that defend the shitty boss design by saying "well it was designed with summons in mind so just use that 🤓". As if being forced to use certain items or gang up on bosses that aren't equipped to deal with multiple adversaries is good boss design lol

[@Snipfragueur]

Finally, he can unironically say that the game he is reviewing is like Dark Souls again

[@ihaveasecret9539]

It took From 2 and a half years to make the horse playable for a boss fight in a big empty room. Truly the best video game developers of all-time.

[@siyzerix]

I mean fromsoft made elden ring's hardest boss, maleina, resort to cheating to be hard. What did you expect? ID software levels of quality?

[@DarthVaizard]

I realized that we basically had Sekiro bosses but we were limited to a Souls style moveset when I saw a meme on the subreddit that asked "Who would win: Wolf or Malenia". I thought about it for a sec and came to the fairly obvious conclusion that it would be Wolf simply because he could just deflect and contact poison himself to victory... Somebody seems to have misunderstood that the design of the bosses needs to fit with what we're capable of as the player.

[@sekijokes451]

Her flowing dance move basically makes her Genichiro on steroids. Lore wise I'd also say that it's unfitting for the central theme of the game being about us rising to the challenge of becoming Elden Lord but with no gameplay means to square up to these demigods in a show of determination and skill. Spectacle wise Godfrey/Hoarah Loux is my favourite boss fight but the fact that I spend most of the second phase running away from him makes his congratulation of my victory in the end ring hollow. If Wolf had defeated him with his combat capabilities it would've been much more fitting.

[@jojolafrite90]

Well said. You nailed it. That's why this one pisses me off THAT much. And why I still think Sekiro is the real masterpiece.

[@evrimenustun9548]

Malenia fits Elden Ring much more than Demon of Hatred fits Sekiro.

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

Not necessarily true, Malenia is very doable m8.

[@witheredserenity3183]

I think she’d just heal off deflections. Wolf is an easy clap for her.

[@swinglow6580]

Glad some one noticed the extremely odd feeling of the combat of this game. Some times I'm blown away by how the hit boxes are so spot on, but have been killed many a times through walls or other "solid" objects because the enemies weapon is just so large it clips thru every thing. The game needs to make it that all weapons, enemies, abilities and magic respect the rules that the player is forced to. Nothing more jarring when an enemy is pushed by a cliff but some how just hover on the ledge so they don't fall. Also fuck crucible knights

[@KaptainKerl]

the rule is: if you have a huge ass weapon and are tripple the size of the player your weapons can go through walls.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

@@KaptainKerl bad excuse

[@Alienoiable]

@@CreativeUsernameEh nobody said it was an excuse

[@Alienoiable]

The player can also hit enemies through walls. Not sure what you're on about here. And so can the player hover on the ledge. Hitbox will probably be smaller but still present to permit that to happen in such cases. Especially with some animation.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

@@Alienoiable I literally did say it was a bad excuse so. Also you're right, the same flaw can extend to players. It's stupid when my thrust animated as getting blocked on a wall but the damage goes through anyway.

[@afoninja121]

Torrent for elden beast actually makes so much sense and would have made elden beast a fun fight

[@imnotherenow200]

You also would've been able to dodge the falling stars attack too.

[@couchwilly5575]

I honestly think the fight was made for Torrent in mind, but was switched up last minute. Maybe the fight was too easy with torrent?

[@afoninja121]

@@couchwilly5575 I mean, that's probably not such a bad thing. With Godfrey and radagon coming right before him, I would have been ok with elden beast being a spectacle fight vs what we ended up getting, but yea you're probably right it had to have been a last minute decision.

[@0815Mann]

I agree. I think the combination of Radagon / Elden Beast as a final boss fight on horseback is very reminiscent of Ganondorf/ Beast Ganon in Zelda BotW. As FS took inspiration from BotW anyway these similarities don't seem arbitrary to me.

[@dashman8499]

I'm actually amazed that torrent wasnt an option

[@MombaTrout]

1:35:18 They finally did it, you can now summon Torrent for the fight against Elden Beast. This is the first video I thought of after seeing the update, I can't believe it took them this long to implement...

[@divineheir7328]

Playing Elden RIng makes me second guess the immense enjoyment I felt when playing Dark Souls 1 and 3. Those games' bosses definitely challenged me, yet I don't remember having to earn a degree in their combos just to land a single hit like in Elden Ring.

[@arynasabalenka3173]

And what about Dark Souls 2?

[@souakadpadkid6685]

@@arynasabalenka3173 We don't talk about Dark Souls 2.

[@LOLquendoTV]

@@arynasabalenka3173 my favourite fight in the entire series is the fume Knight in ds2. He was tough to learn but I still beat him in less than 10 tries. He is imo the toughest fight in DS2 (other than the cancer that is Lud and Zallen and maybe Ancient Dragon but this fights suck so whatever) and yet he feels like a breezy walk in the park compared to some of the late game bosses in Elden Ring. Finally beating him I felt a rush I've rarely felt in my life and yet finally beating maliketh and fire giant all I felt was a rush of relief like "holy Jesus thank Christ I don't have to do this again!"

[@LOLquendoTV]

@@souakadpadkid6685 Ds2 haters die mad

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@arynasabalenka3173 they were laughably easy

[@codycline2975]

I knew he'd bring up the ringed city at some point. When I was playing through the capital I was thinking "damn, Joseph probably loves this".

[@Greeny4587]

I cannot express enough how much I love the idea of one of the caravans being a surprise mimic boss fight and how disappointed I am it's not a thing the moment I heard Joe suggest it.

[@Killroy007]

Isnt that somewhat the case with the caravan that's patrolled by dark knights?

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

@@Killroy007 Yeah but the chest coming alive and attacking you after you spent some flasks on one of the caravan trolls and a few of the patrolling soldiers would have definitely been a memorable moment. The thing with the Night's Cavalry bosses patrolling with the caravan at night is that you can see them waaay ahead of time, so it gives you time to plan and prepare. The mimic coming alive with no warning after we spent the whole game not encountering a single mimic would definitely bring back those Sen's Fortress flashbacks.

[@candy-ass4915]

@@SirGrimLockSmithVIII Just an addendum (you might even already know this). You don't need to kill the trolls, or even fight them at all. If you hit a troll, they'll counterattack, but sit still for a good while, where you can just pop in the back and steal their stuff. In fact, you can even jump up while the carriage is moving and steal the thing! Also, it happened to me multiple times where I'd see the trolls, but their entourage was super far back, so it was a free steal, sadly. Still such a good idea, but the implementation - especially adding a mimic carriage *UNIQUE* boss would be amazing.

[@Greeny4587]

@@candy-ass4915 Hell yes that's exactly what I meant. A unique boss fight mimic caravan as a surprise would've been a spectacularly memorable moment that would've been a fan favourite, especially if it was a good boss fight.

[@whippedflame8484]

I know a lot of people loved Elden Ring, and I’m happy for them but I hated the game so much and I’ve enjoyed all of FromSoftware’s games since DS1. I just can’t get over the copy pasting of enemies, assets, and bosses. I hate the open world, and I ended up actually disliking exploring which I can’t believe even happened. The pacing feels so off for me, and I didn’t even enjoy the boss fights. Hot take, but I prefer DS2 over Elden Ring.

[@hammerstix5791]

Something that genuinely upsets me about the fan base for these games is that they conflate "doable" with "good" in terms of game design. Yeah, sure, you *can* do a full no-hit run of the game, but that doesn't mean it's *good.* I love the game, played through it again just because I saw a friend playing it. The community just seems so horrifyingly allergic to criticism. Criticize Malenia? Well *I* beat her at level 1 after dozens of hours of attempts, so that means there's absolutely nothing wrong with her fight. It's a dick measuring contest at this point, and any criticism just means that yours isn't big enough.

[@isaiahwebb3743]

Child fanbase got larger with this game

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

Absolutely, I remember some guy giving me shit for criticizing the enemy placement in the "perfect" first half of DS1, and they always respond with their motto "get gud", like, I already beat it, the problem is that it wasn't enjoyable.

[@leithaziz2716]

I think Elden Ring might be one of the most garbage communities I've ever experienced, in the sense that no one seems to unanimously agree on wether they think something is good or bad game design. And I think that's sad because seeing fans blindly praise the game like it's perfect has had the opposite effect of making me like Elden Ring less. For every time I've brought up a flaw or questionable design choice, I get 5 different responses that tell me I'm wrong and that there's a solution that makes it ok to have in the game. Waterfowl is cheap? Well, you can technically dodge it if you're precise enough, so I guess that makes it fine. Bosses do too much damage? You just need to keep leveling up your Vigor. Too frequent delayed attacks? They're meant to punish panic-rolling so it's fine that they look extremely unnatural and are hard to learn instinctively without dying. Lore is too vague and I'm not given a reason to think about it beyond background noise? Well, once you go out of your way to learn it, it's good, so that makes up for the story-telling.

[@Fusible_1]

​@@leithaziz2716The lore one is explainable but the rest is spot on.

[@zensoredparagonbytes3985]

Small wiener issue lol

[@waltuhgoodman3427]

When the world didn't need him most, he returned Without Witcher 3

[@h80np39]

Hopefully soon, im glad he took a break though. He needed it

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

I just miss him streaming tbh, the Witcher vid can come whenever

[@PabloMartinez-ey6yj]

This guy is literally putting into words the feeling i had when fighting each boss in a way I wouldn't be able to express.

[@kesocos]

Apparently joseph reads the comments here, so Hi : D

[@ringsofmars29]

He did it. The madlad actually did it.

[@backyardcreeper]

that was actually my comment to make :(

[@Metalton95]

"He did it" is for The Witcher 3.

[@electricant55]

No, he didn't

[@jffsniper1136]

Ain't no way he disappears 2/3rds through a series and comes back on an elden ring video and in 14 hours he's top 24 on gaming. Legendary

[@KNVT38]

"Why doesn't she attack the air to heal as well?" Patch 1.04 be like: Actually, why not

[@spinningchurro]

Did the patch seriously do that?! That’s hilarious!

[@Roxma101]

@@spinningchurro Yup. But only during co-op. I think people were saying it's a latency glitch where Malenia would heal if she hits summons in the host's world, even if the summons dodged it on their screen. So it ends up looking like she's healing from hitting the air.

[@theblackbaron4119]

@Thunder Life Studios No she should just heal to full every time you don't manage to 1 shot her.

[@stanleyharno4534]

Just put Seath's immortality crystal in her room and make it immune to everything except moonveil, NaF sword, Rivers of blood, bloodhound stepping through it and ash summons. Fits perfectly with the design philosophy of that fight.

[@zbunk]

as a massive fromsoft fan i have to say the fanbase is one of the worst i have ever seen, it has gotten worse especially after the release of elden ring where it seems like a TON of people new to the franchise got a taste of fromsoft and are now defending them with their whole lives. the "git gud" thing is some of the most ignorant and toxic shit to ever spawn out of the internet, but it's also a perfect response to valid criticism. fromsoft is like a drug really, once you taste it you won't let anybody tell you it's bad. they can turn anything into it being "your fault". are you not enjoying the game while doing a full melee run? well it's your fault you didn't use magic. do you have bad or no internet and can't use summons? you're an idiot for buying an "online" game. you can NOT argue with these people. i had been waiting for elden ring for a good 3 to 4 years, way before we even knew the title for this game and upon release it was just so underwhelming, not even mentioning the terrible performance at at launch the game itself was so unfun. in demon souls, ds1, ds3 and especially sekiro, the joy stemmed mostly from learning the moves of your enemies and seeing yourself progress from being horrible at the game to knowing how to deal with encounters without taking any damage. in elden ring i was happy when the fight was over because it meant i didn't have to fight that boss again, i never found myself thinking "this fight was great, i'd love to do that again" like i did with the older titles, i just wanted to be done with it. i don't think i'm alone with this either because a big majority of people who have finished the game do not want to play it again. i could go on and on about why i think elden ring is so underwhelming, but there's an amazing video detailing that right above me. also, this comment section is a clown show, the people attacking joseph for his opinions sound like actual children.

[@austin0_bandit05]

I just wanted to validate what you've said. I loved Elden Ring but I had my issues with it. But even though I didnt like Waterfowl Dance im not trying to take that away from someone who did. I think the discourse of this game is so bad because people unconciously have something at stake here. If someone doesnt like something about the game its taken very personally.

[@facundovera3227]

I don't know where the necessity to call out From's fanbase for being "one of the worst I have ever seen" comes from. Your own example about the "git gud" mentality isn't that toxic at all, you can find similar comments made by people defending their beloved franchises from criticism everywhere, just ignore it. Some real examples of toxicity are online harassment, discrimination or depraved behaviour. Any Synthetic _Manchild_ comment section is worse than Fromsoft's fans. There's toxicity in the other side as well, just look at Matthewmatosis' Souls content. "are you not enjoying the game while doing a full melee run? well it's your fault you didn't use magic." It ain't that simple. That criticism comes from the fact that the game let's you diversify your approach, like with the Flask of Wondrous Physick, to produce unique effects. The Fire affinity being strong against scarlet rot enemies and the Golden ones, plus oil pots. Lightning affinity is useful for armored enemies, bodies of water and when it rains. There's Blood and Frost affinities as well. Defensive Ashes of War like Quickstep, Bloodhound's Step, and Raptor of the Mists are nice. You can change your equipment to prioritize charged attacks, consecutive attacks, elemental Attack Power, damage reduction, and much more. There're consumables useful for any build. For example, I was fighting Fallingstar Beast and he seemed to have perfect defence and offence against my greatsword so I changed the AoW to Storm Blade because I couldn't get close. "Me when a boss kills me for two hours in Elden Ring: I sleep. Me when a boss kills me for two hours in DS1, DS3 and DeS: real s*ht!" -You If you had some insightful things to say more people would hear you out. "a big majority of people who have finished the game do not want to play it again" The majority of people that start playing don't finish videogames, your point? Elden Ring has 92% on Steam reviews, it might be the most awarded game of all time, it's GOTY, it's GOATED, consider this.

[@Zzz-j2f]

@@facundovera3227”popular = good” ok buddy

[@Wallop2033]

@@facundovera3227 Lmao bro calm down Fromsoft isnt gonna collapse from a bit of criticism fanboys are really something else

[@AnimosityIncarnate]

I agree and I'm a From soft throat goat 😂 Where's the middle ground in ANYTHING? Fuck from soft and video games, the whole world has decayed into picking sides and defending things outside of any rationality or proper argumentations.

[@PetersaberHD]

IMHO Fromsoftware went from "difficult through design" to "difficult through numbers". Bosses have more HP. They deal more damage. They attack more frequently. Their combos have more attacks. They have higher movement speed. They're bigger. They're (often) more numerous. Their AoE has more surface area. RNG is more noticable. Etc.

[@cardmossdn8058]

What specifically are you referencing? Like what bosses does that apply to?

[@gabrielrioux2289]

@@cardmossdn8058 all of the endgame bosses

[@PetersaberHD]

@@cardmossdn8058 basically everything past Stormveil Castle, Liurnia and Weeping Peninsula, but the problem explodes post-Capital.

[@markopusic8258]

While I can't disagree that the damage numbers go up to a degree that would make Dark Souls 2 of all games blush, and that can suck hard at times, boss design is still a very important feature of the bosses, it's just different. This is something that I have noticed with most endgame bosses but the formula has changed, it isn't solely about evading combos and punishing anymore, now it's about finding the gaps IN the combos and using them to win because the bosses can be so much more relentless. To me this is just the logical evolution of Fromsoft's boss design, if it had remained the same it would just have been Big Dark Souls. To say it's flawless in Elden Ring would be lying, but if another title comes to be as the next spiritual successor of the Souls formula with the same boss philosophy as Elden Ring but more refined, I think it's gonna exceed even what Elden Ring managed to achieve.

[@PetersaberHD]

@@markopusic8258 finding gaps IN combos doesn't work as a reliable gameplay style if the combos are AoE (which a whole lot are), or if the boss can cancel halfway and react to you (which most named bosses can do).

[@MrPuschel]

Elden Ring Bosses felt like their 'vulnerable' animations and 'attacking' animations were completely separate. And random. if i were unlucky, i would get attacking animation after animation without any vulnerable state. With some trys being almost a cakewalk while others felt insanely relentless.

[@tsunamie1015]

From my experience bosses kinda of lack these long windows after combos (like DS3 has it) because the combat itself ISN'T like DS3 combat. Elden Ring has a literal fuckton of boss attacks and animations that will punish players for being too passive, but reward them for being daring and rolling/moving towards the bosses, and most of those actions will give opportunities for dealing damage. If a boss doesn't seem to have a "downtime" after a combo, then the combo itself is flawed and an opportunity for you do deal damage. Is that immediately obvious? No. I also got quite frustrated with some bosses my first time around. But after defeating bosses like radagon and elden beast like 50+ times i genuinely got to appreciate them more, since it just took some time to actually understand their fights.

[@yoshinpixels9924]

The thing that gets me are how attack anims are structured In every game, once you start swinging, you're swinging. But enemies will literally step over themselves and hold that initial pose for weirdly long, turning what should be reactionary in to a question of explicit knowledge, and it's MADDENING Like, fuck me I guess, I assumed a swing was, a swing, and not falling with style, so I deserve to get punished for that

[@LorddOfTheCastle]

Yeah the attack pattern RNG is so bad that it feels like the difference is as big as fighting O&S with sorcery vs fighting them with just a whip and no shield. You can walk through the same fog gate 10 times and get 5 Midirs, 3 Friedes, 1 Capra Demon, and 1 Covetous Demon. Which boss you get is just a dice roll when you walk through.

[@axelnova123]

@@tsunamie1015 That happens when combat carries over almost 1 to 1, the boss patterns on Elden Ring are not meant to be fought with DS3's toolkit.

[@tsunamie1015]

@@axelnova123 The boss patterns are perfectly fine, you just gotta stop approaching it as Dark Souls 4. Start being more aggressive, roll into attacks and utilise the jump more (not to just do jump r2 attacks but as a tool to avoid attacks) and don't roll preemptively, instead waiting with the roll until the attack actually is being signalled by the boss and suddenly the combat feels a lot more smoother and actually works better. Especially the last couple bosses have moves that actively punish players for rolling away and being too passive and as soon as you try to stick to them more and start being less passive they'll have a lot more openings. Malenia and Margit both have moves that are far more punishing if the player is further away with followup attacks. Radagon has a bunch of roll catches that wouldn't leave a big window of opportunity if approached passively/defensivly, but if you roll into them it's both far easier to avoid any followup damage and to deal damage. Malenia has the quick triple slash that acts as a roll catch but if rolled into it you can easily avoid the 3rd slash. Most of if not all of Fire giants melee attacks can be avoided by just running towards him while on torrent (fighting him on torrent makes the fight pretty simple). I can go on about boss behaviour and attacks, but yeah. Once you stop playing the game like Dark Souls 4 it becomes a lot more fluid and engaging to play.

[@porcuspine2368]

To double down on the ludicrousy of copy-pasting Astel, I actually found him in the ice cave FIRST. Imagine how lame it felt to finally finish the underground areas' puzzles after like 100 hours and finding a repeat boss. Also, I was struggling against the erdtree spirit at the bottom of stormveil so I decided to take a break and do something else first, and I ended up going to the fringefolk heroes grave. After working through the absolute torment of my first chariot run, I found a HARDER VERSION of the SAME BOSS I was procrastinating. And since there was only a stake of marika and not a site of grace, leaving at that point would mean I would have to go through the whole dungeon again.

[@wuwei473]

So did you beat the boss?

[@sadclapper3669]

@@wuwei473 I ask the same.

[@afoninja121]

Lmao that sounds like the 5th circle of hell

[@bl1neoner370]

Aye, roflmfao, you mean lava chariot, don't you? I left that alone as soon as I saw it! haha😝😫😭

[@flyingpugs3678]

I also found the boss in the ice cave first. It was a terrifying and unique experience, until I realized there was another one.

[@roach9397]

You must feel so vindicated after the update today lol

[@JosephAndersonChannel]

Best day in a while. :D

[@Just_Amatuer]

@@JosephAndersonChannel Came here looking for this comment lmfao

[@4glte142]

@@JosephAndersonChannel greetigns Joseph Anderson

[@Eclipsed972]

@@JosephAndersonChannellmaooooo

[@Hendlton]

@@JosephAndersonChannel Joe! You're alive!

[@codycline2975]

I like how he beat Dark Souls 3 with the slowest weapon he could find out of spite.

[@EmpusaBagiri]

I kinda want to do that too now lol What is the slowest weapon in DS3?

[@Epm1771]

@@EmpusaBagiri probably the Fume knight ultra greatsword, not sure though

[@eldritchtoilets210]

@@Epm1771 Yeah, pretty much any UGS or Great Axe should fill the bill

[@brisslayer-6519]

@@EmpusaBagiri Any weapon within a class will swing at the same speed as every weapon in that class. So "what is the slowest weapon class?" is a better question that will give you to a more complete answer, unless you're counting the torch or some exceedingly slow weapon arts. Ultra Greatswords are pretty slow, Greataxes too.

[@hoxo4641]

Smoughs Great Hammer would add insult to injury, as it also covers up 80% of the player model

[@rcurl44]

As a huge FromSoft fan, I am very glad I'm not the only one that took huge issue with Elden Ring's boss design.

[@theatheistbear3117]

I’d rather fight Bed of Chaos again.

[@salsaverde1799]

@@theatheistbear3117 same

[@fameswebb6439]

Y’all are fuckin high if you’d rather fight BoC over any ER boss lol

[@legday9398]

The early game was so promising...

[@theatheistbear3117]

@@fameswebb6439 No we have just sobered up. I would legitimately rather do Bed of Chaos than Malenia any day of the week.

[@miracleofsound]

I love this game but wholeheartedly agree with your criticisms about the endgame bosses. A lot of them felt very haphazard and in need of rebalancing. Constantly waiting for massive unpredictable, hard to read combos to end over & over to MAYBE get a hit in just wasn't fun for me, especially when they can kill you in a couple of hits. Summons made things more manageable and 'difficulty' is a different, subjective experience for every player, but personally I kinda missed the good old 1v1 tough but fair endgame boss fights from Dark Souls 3.

[@jooot_6850]

"[blank boss] is just meant to be a challenge" also doesn't excuse this, since most of the time you aren't fighting the boss, you're just waiting for an opening. and not in a fluid way, it feels like you have to cheese every endgame boss by waiting for that one move you can punish reliably.

[@anonymousperson8903]

I found all of the late-game bosses to be 'good old 1v1 tough but fair endgame boss fights.'

[@handzar6402]

@@anonymousperson8903 So much so that they forgot to make them fun.

[@jooot_6850]

@@anonymousperson8903 the only tough but fair boss in the endgame is Horoah Loux, you can reasonably memorize his moveset and asides from high aggression he has no unreactable attacks like Maliketh does, for example

[@enciam3680]

@@jooot_6850 Personally I'd add phase 1 of the final boss to that list. Him and Horah Loux were both very fun fights that seem tailored to 1v1 melee without a summon. The rest of them are still 'fun' for other builds, but it seems like ER is a victim of its own success in that it gives you so many ways to play, that they can't design bosses that accommodate every playstyle. So rather than it being a focused experience, every build will have fights that seem impossible/trivial/boring/cheap and only a few that seem to chime perfectly with their playstyle.

[@silentnitedeadlynite]

My main problem with this game is that I dread replaying it. I get excited once every twelve months to sink my teeth back into bloodborne or Demon Souls, Dark Souls 1-3. Once conquered these games can be enjoyed in bitesized portions, or if you’ve been replaying for a while like me, you can finish them in a couple of days. Elden Ring is just incredibly time consuming. And unfortunately a lot of that time is spent on a mixed bag of stuff that doesn’t quite work.

[@Blitzkrieg1605]

Cheats. How I did it was I chose myself 2 main weapons. One upgraded with normal smithing stones and the other with somber. I used cheats to keep all my other weapons at the same level I reached on my main weapons the legit way. I cheated to skip those boring low quality low effort caves and especially catacombs. I just gave myself whatever equipment was in them without going through that 30 minute chore of copy pasted content. This helps with increasing the variety on hand and reducing tedium. What can't be helped is knowing where all the stuff is. It's so easy to become stupidly overpowered by just running around and picking up upgrade materials. Except for the last few bosses which are a massive difficulty spike unless you use mimic tear.

[@Beatjoy5511]

these games are best playing co op

[@Hwyadylaw]

I loved replaying Elden Ring almost as much as I did replaying Dark Souls 1. Dark Souls 2 and 3 on the other hand, not so much

[@TurboMintyFresh]

Yeah I dont think I can see myself ever doing a replay of this game

[@itchynose3]

i have max characters in this game that i manually have to delete to replay… i feel like this game is my favorite to replay

[@bluebaby30]

Yes! The freaking infinite combos on the late game bosses are such a baffling decision Also the game reading your fucking inputs is so blatant

[@pancholopez8829]

Yea. Very noticeable with thr Crucible Knights and the Godskin Apostle and Noble. Fuck the latter the most. Especially the mandatory duo fight.

[@karenamyx2205]

I love them reading the inputs. Makes them feel like actually intelligent beings, that would obviously try to punish you for healing. Just like YOU would do to an enemy. Its awesome.

[@pancholopez8829]

@@karenamyx2205 just gotta make sure they can't cancel out of their combo and be at range when you heal. Besides healing incantation, I wouldn't mind leaves, life gems or blood packs from Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 2 and Bloodborne be used besides flask. 14 to me seems small. And you can limit how much edibles for health just enough that it's not a priority. Make it as different edibles may give a buff despite their varied size of healing. Though that's just me, I do admit that.

[@onyx2187]

@@karenamyx2205 but you know that they are an AI so it just makes the mechanic dumb.

[@karenamyx2205]

@@onyx2187 Hmm, hard disagree. If you are trying to heal, an enemy should attempt to punish it. Just like YOU would in a pvp fight. When they try to heal do you just stand there? No. You attempt to interrupt or at least chunk the heal. Bosses shouldn't just let you heal. And besides, their interrupts are pretty easy to get around and still heal if you play it right. Just my opinion. I like the challenge. Dont let me just roll away and heal, make me FIND and opening to heal.

[@sailor_seller]

Well, you essentially dissected the feeling I had when fighting bosses in ER that I would struggle to articulate at the time of playing - a lot of bossfights make you feel like it's the boss playing the game and you're just standing there waiting to squeeze a punish and still being reluctant about getting hit by a followup or simply not landing it due to not being fast enough. Well done, good essay as usual, keep them going

[@flamingmanure]

"a lot of bossfights make you feel like it's the boss playing the game and you're just standing there waiting to squeeze a punish and still being reluctant about getting hit by a followup or simply not landing it due to not being fast enough. " emphasis on your first sentence. MAKE YOU FEEL. kill that feeling and go in there. 1st playthrough, you are probably going to die wither you swing or stand so start swinging. you cant believe thr amount of guaranteed openings enemies and bosses have MID combo that you can even stagger them out of if u were aggressive enough(aka how the game actually wants you to play, hence the watered down posture system). so many bosses have such long wind ups u can smack them with a greatsword and dodge right after, so stop standing around. this game is a 2nd guesser. it constantly makes u second guess yourself. thats a deliberate design choice that makes the games combat far better than their previous games barring sekiro. the games are evolving beyond the dull and tired back and forth boss designs of ds3 and below. in this game, u can attack bosses during their wind ups, alot of bosses have shit tracking with vertical attacks and can be strafed or jumped through + jump attack rather than dodge and poke like weve been doing for 10 years. dodge into the bosses with long combos while taking notice where u end up. alot of bosses keep comboing into the wind while i either heal up close or swing. i only killed margot after i learned all this. frankly i think alot of souls veterans are just salty about this game not operating exactly like dark souls. if it was up to the fanbase, we wouldve constantly gotten dull ds1 and bb clones up until now.

[@sailor_seller]

@@flamingmanure Obviously, if you learn the boss proberly you will find plenty of additional openings. I did the learning for the SL1 run and even knowing speedrunning/no-hit strats there's still a lot of downtime on certain fights. Good examples of those would be Maliketh/Morgott/Malenia but at the same time fights like Mogh/Godfrey/Radagon are more similar to traditional DS bosses and guess what - they are much more enjoyable to learn and grind as a result. Even after properly learning 'new' bosses I still struggle to like those fights, they just drag too much by making you Player 2 instead of Player 1. Additionally, from what I saw, when asked about their favourite boss in ER majority of players generally name one from the second category, which should be a good indicator if you ask me.

[@cameronhales7472]

@@sailor_selleru just wanna complain about anything

[@janterri3539]

@@sailor_seller Mohg isn’t even like that wdym. Mohg has tons of delays

[@mahmud7645]

@@janterri3539 Not in second phase…

[@RhysticStudies]

can't wait to dive into this once I've beaten the game. also so glad to see you back!

[@malvonanaliseiv8629]

I didn't finished it yet but just finished the video. If you don't care about seeing the main bosses, I don't think there's something here to be spoiled. Still, good luck beating the game, don't give up!

[@jacobbaush8641]

So cool to see you here

[@ritenger87]

I would love to see Joseph Anderson binge-play some MTG Arena games and see his thoughts, lol

[@lukkkasz323]

@@malvonanaliseiv8629 tbh he explained how to beat the hardest attack in the game with strict strats, it's more than just seeing them.

[@lukkkasz323]

@@reggieisnotadog4841 It's more than that, you need to be in a specific range, because she's faster than you, also near the end she does a dash catching everyone that tried to keep distance. This still might not be a lot, but I feel like this is more than any other attack in the game.

[@theodoreroosevelt3143]

I rushed here to say that in the new patch they added using horse in elden beast fight

[@Laytonmario]

It's insane that over two years later they decide to make such a huge change to the final bossfight of the game. But better late than never, huh?

[@davidd.6448]

​@@Laytonmariothey probably just realised they had forgotten to include it

[@leonitus2298]

When he said that this game made him felt like his play style was playing the game wrong, I lost it. I literally was explaining the same thing in almost the same exact words to a friend last night. Also I have realized that he and I have very similar play styles.

[@janterri3539]

It’s interesting how this is the same in Sekiro, but in that game it is praised for forcing you to adapt and completely change playstyle. I’m not sure why this isn’t the case for Elden ring, especially for optional bosses like Malenia.

[@leonitus2298]

@@janterri3539 as I see it it's less about gear and/or numeric amount of things the player has to use. And a lot more about being able to use those things, however limited the amount of them is, in ways that the player finds fun. It's not inherently bad to force the player to use only a sword, in Sekiro's case, if you can use that sword in a variety of ways and with numerous paths you can take for weapon progression that allows for many different styles of play, and what's most important about those styles is that they are all viable. This is made especially true in Sekiro with the inclusion of the different prosthetic tools that each can allow for huge variations in the way the player can experience the game in a way they find enjoyable or fun. It doesn't force you to wait or huddle behind a shield because you just can't do anything else. If they want to make it so using a shield or waiting is an intended part of the experience, then they shouldn't give you options to use colossal weapons and try to only use the dodge and present them as viable when they realistically aren't in many cases. I still loved the game and definitely think it is deserving of praise, I think even He said it in this video, but I also thought that it gave me what I wanted from Breath of the Wild. However it'll never be as fun for me as Dark Souls 3 or Bloodborne, or Sekiro for that matter because those games make playing it the way that I find enjoyable, viable. And do it by fleshing out their mechanics and options you have in a way that means all of the options presented will be equally viable, perhaps good and less good depending on the situation which I think is good and promotes experimentation and engagement with the games mechanics, yet nonetheless viable. Sorry for the novel response, I just really enjoy discussing games.

[@gianmariaforte2433]

@@leonitus2298 I totally agree, sekiro still demands the player to adopt a more specific play style than other souls, but in doing so it provides all the tools needed to do so. Sekiro tells you in many ways through game design the general way you're supposed engage fights (the "intended way"): with a sword, deflections and trying any prosthetic tool you may have found. Elden Ring is completely different, since the beginning of the game you start finding new and different weapons, but over the course of the fame you're only provided the materiald to max out a few of those weapons (if you explore and complete almost everything in the world, farming included, you get enough to max around 10-15 weapons). What the game is telling you with this is "you have many options, you can only try a few of them, but according to your play style everything will be viable in its own way". Then comes Malenia constantly smacking you in the face and healing herself because your build is too slow. Anyways, despite the balancing issues the game is still great for many other things, I only hope they make a better combat sistem next time to suit the faster and stronger boss fights they're constantly making. Yes, I like talking about games too 😁

[@abyssalmoonlight6449]

@@janterri3539 Sekiro is praised because it has ONE but very polished combat style. All combat encounters are built around the deflect system and aggressive gameplay. ER gives you multiple options, but 80% of them are half-baked, unbalanced. When a game gives you this much option, it also has to make sure that these option are equally strong and viable to one another.

[@Maytag99]

@@janterri3539 I think you've hit upon a good point. Elden Ring is very much like Sekiro in that it wants you to play a certain way to maximize your fun. Unlike Sekiro, it gives you quite a bit of freedom to decide on that way. There are a lot of powerful tools you can use: summons, magic, ashes of war. The game wants you to experiment with those and find powerful ones that work for you, and to also make use of the new mechanics like jumping attacks as a way to avoid sweeps. I think it largely works VERY well if you recognize how to play Elden Ring on it's own terms, and don't just try to play it like it's Dark Souls.

[@tjslegacy9908]

Thank you. I kept audibly saying “YES” while watching this video. Elden ring is an amazing game that deserves a lot of praise, but also has many flaws that a lot of people are refusing to acknowledge because they enjoy the other parts of the game so much. Hopefully in time people will appreciate this game for all its strengths AND flaws.

[@omensoffate]

Everyone knows it has flaws but it’s a 10/10 game anyway

[@stargic8499]

I know it has flaws, but they don't bother me that much, because of how I enjoy the game. A thing I love from Elden Ring is that people enjoy it or hate ir for totally different reasons lol

[@Pohatarunic6]

@@omensoffate It depends what is this 10/10 , is it 10/10 for you or unbias 10/10? Because being unbias it can't be 10/10 when it has so many big flaws that make the game not even enjoyable at certain points. By comparison other from games flaws are very minor like having to farm for vials if you keep dying or no flaws at all like in ds3 or sekiro I can't think of any real issues outside of preferances.

[@VGA322]

@@Pohatarunic6I cant speak for Sekiro because I didnt enjoy it, but 3s biggest issue (from my experience) was that it wasnt a Dark Souls game. It was a Bloodborne game with Dark Souls' limited mobility. I always felt the game needed to be slowed a tad

[@LSB44446]

We need more people to accept some things being said here, because that makes it more likely that they will be fixed

[@J25-p3h]

I think a lot of people are thinking that having problems with the boss design and combat means that you can’t beat the game and you’re not good yada yada. I think what people need to realize is this game is VERY DOABLE as a melee build but the point is IT IS NOT FUN for a lot of us. If you enjoy the game then great but don’t hate on others opinions simply because three disliked how they managed certain things.

[@Scarecrow23]

Counter-argument: I did just fine as melee and loved it.

[@J25-p3h]

@@Scarecrow23 Well yeah, I understand that some people are gonna enjoy the game and I have no problem with that. My problem comes from people invalidating the opinions and frustrations others have had with the game purely on the basis that they disagree. I don’t have a problem with what you said because If you enjoyed the game, great! I just don’t like to see others opinions invalidated purely because someone became very defensive about a game they liked.

[@emitrex]

A boss being beatable is the bare minimum, if it wasn’t it would be border line terrible. It’s what is after and how the fight is executed. More people need to realize this, and saying “I enjoyed it” is not a counter argument

[@J25-p3h]

@@emitrexExactly. It’s just so damn aggravating when these mfs sit here and call you trash for not enjoying the game just because it’s “doable”.

[@hospuk1714]

It's sad that 60% of the souls community are so dumb that they say "It's a fair boss, you just need to do a no-hit oneshot kill to actually kill it/him/her" when someone can't beat a boss because of bad design

[@Awolfx]

Fromsoftware and Miyazaki watched this video, and decided to TRIPLE -DOWN on Sekiro aggressive style bosses in their Shadow of the Erdtree DLC. At least Torrent is finally available for the stupid Elden Beast fight. 2 years after release.

[@carsonbailey7090]

Joseph's reviews are so clean. The severity with which he had problems with the game is not something I experienced, and can't relate to, and despite that, I so clearly understand where he's coming from and can't even disagree with things I find unrelatable because of how well he lays everything out. This man knows his opinion, and knows WHY he has it.

[@plugshirt1762]

For me it felt like a breath of fresh air because I feel the exact way he does but nearly everything I see is praising the game as if it has no fault or acting like satan himself designed the game. It was nice to finally see something that acknowledges it’s a great game but has many flaws. I’m glad you didn’t have as many problems with it as I wish I didn’t but everyone will have a different experience

[@maddestlad3868]

Exactly. I don't agree with his opinions, and some of the things he despised I really enjoyed, but I can't call him wrong. He explains WHY he feels the way he does about things so thoroughly

[@shrouls]

Fr. I disagree with the boss part. I loved them. Godfrey is in my top 10 souls bosses and I even adored elden beast and malenia. But I completely agree that malenia's flurry and elden beast's magic ball thing attack are bad. They just didn't ruined the fights for me.

[@Gankstomper]

@@shrouls Malenias flurry is not bad. That's a trash take. There's a multitude of ways to deal with it, including just knowing how to dodge it properly.

[@shrouls]

@@Gankstomper nonsense. If I am close to her and she starts doing it, I'm dead. If she had a longer wind-up for me to run then that's another story but it's just a poorly designed attack. One of the worst in the whole series in fact. I love malenia bc of her other attacks which are good and balanced

[@reinirgi3376]

There's another problem with radagon's teleport, it can follow-up with two different attacks. One of them you need to roll immediately after dodging the teleport blast, while the other will hit you if you roll immediately after the dodging the teleport blast. Not gonna lie, that was bullshit.

[@tsubasat3384]

Thank you for pointing this out, I've had the exact same experience. One follow-up you have to be reactive against since it's a delay, another you have to proactively roll since it's too fast to react to. Yet another example of a fight in which victory seems to hinge on RNG.

[@dynamicflashy]

Radagon and Elden Beast are terrible bosses. Not typical of Miyazaki to do that.

[@gustavomatos7338]

@@dynamicflashy Radagon is amazing, Elden Beast is trash

[@17thknight]

@@gustavomatos7338 it would have been amazing but since it's something you have to do fifty times to fight Elden Beast it becomes trash

[@gustavomatos7338]

@@17thknight I mean, it's frustrating that you to beat him over and over again to fight that blob, but overtime I managed to kill him fast and with a lot of flasks remaining. But they definetly should've been separate fights and Elden Beast should be reworked.

[@noahdavidson1343]

I think it's important to say that Sekiro was made by one of two teams at from software. It was made while the other team was making Elden Ring. Miyazaki said that not much was brought from Sekiro to Elden Ring, and I think that's because of the simultaneous development. Can't wait for the team that made Sekiro to make another game. Hopefully Sekiro 2. A man can dream.

[@mr.b89]

God I need sekiro 2 so badly

[@OscarSanchez-vo9dx]

I need the sekiro team to make a Bloodborne

[@yashsinghal1023]

This...

[@TheKillaShow]

There are a couple bosses in Elden Ring that are 100% sekiro inspired.

[@nathanflinchum1153]

@@TheKillaShow I want malenia in sekiro, that’d be soooooo fun

[@MaledictusXCII]

DLC is BS for non-meta builds and summons. People who point it out are the villain now

[@darkmatter9643]

I used a greataxe with cragblade, and no summons, and I beat the dlc, it’s not that hard

[@AnimosityIncarnate]

​@@darkmatter9643 yeah but for how many people claimed Dark Souls games were "hitting your head against a brick wall till you make it through" Elden ring is quite literally that with off meta builds, not even sarcasm anymore 😂

[@darkmatter9643]

@@AnimosityIncarnate You can learn boss moves, instead of just bashing your head against a wall repeatedly. Alternatively you can leave and gain more power to make it easier. And if all else fails and you’re not having fun doing that, just use summons and move on to the next boss. It’s game, you’re meant to have fun.

[@littleoldmanboy]

I genuinely think you people are just bad at these games. The DLC was difficult but honestly Rellana and Dancing Lion set the tone immediately and I didn’t struggle with any boss as much after. Just learn the fucking moves bro, it doesn’t matter what your build is. I used the twin lightning axes and then messmer’s spear and used only the occasional summon. I didn’t have some crazy build, I literally just used those weapons and some faith incantation buffs. The rest is just learning the moves man.

[@I_Found_Jesus_On_The_Toilet]

It took him 2 years to review a game that came out 2 months ago.... That's what I call dedication. WELCOME BACK!

[@andrewundershaft1162]

"Malenia, who is the Blade of Miquella, by the way..." I get the feeling I was not the only one mightily pissed of by her re-introducing herself after wiping the floor with me. Again. And again. And again. Blade. Of Miquella.

[@jjstraka1982]

I mean, you realize bosses did this in Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3, right?? The Twin Princes say the same thing every time you die.

[@romilrh]

Who are you talking about?

[@holidaygirl-1225]

@@jjstraka1982 yeah but the twin princes had a cool line and so did every boss in bloodborne

[@andrewundershaft1162]

@@jjstraka1982 Oh, I have really fond memories of these teleporting freaks, too. But Malenia still takes the cake, because, unlike with her, I always felt that I could actually beat the twins without cheesing, and did so. Apart from that, the constant repetition makes the title "blade of Miquella" sound pretty pompous and cheesy.

[@veras7927]

One more comment I'd add is how frustrating uneven terrain is on many of these bosses. For instance, when you're fighting a dragon, even a slight slope, all of a sudden you can't hit his face. God forbid the boss also has big rocks they can roll on (fire giant).

[@clintriggen3554]

*Flashbacks to that Demi-Human Queen in the Volcano area*

[@flamingmanure]

they shouldve really lowered the dragons heads of centre of gravity or what have you. dragons are the only real gripe i have with this. easily the best game they made by far.

[@Lost_01]

thank god someone mentioned it!

[@TheBigLime111]

Sometimes slopes also interrupt boss move-sets. So if an enemy is finishing a 10-minute long combo and steps off a lip they'll enter an extremely short falling animation that pretty much makes them skip the recuperating animation and will allow them to transition into another chain. Effectively taking away your window

[@marcusaaronliaogo9158]

MHW slopes in a nutshell

[@RubenGarcia-pt8tp]

This game is the best, longest, most diverse, hardest game from software has ever made. It is also the worst, shortest, most repetitive and easiest game they have made

[@austin0_bandit05]

Fucking accurate! It has the highest highss and the lowest lows

[@plugshirt1762]

@@austin0_bandit05 Yeah its really odd how it manages to be both the greatest and worst game they've made at the same time lol. For me I could handle the lows of other from games but find it worse here because the game is much longer but can see how someone would just not mind that much

[@austin0_bandit05]

@@plugshirt1762 Basically sums me up. Like I dont want to rob someone of loving this game. I have my criticisms but I dont think they should love it any less. Cheers 🥂!

[@Duffyfactory]

@@austin0_bandit05the lows of demons souls and dark souls 2 are way lower then elden rings. By a huge margin

[@austin0_bandit05]

@@Duffyfactory I disagree. For example I think traversing the open world has zero tension. Not like an atypical Dark Souls level. There's no danger you can't just hop on torrent and run away from, it completely lacks the anxiety of being low on heals and praying for a bonfire in ER you can just teleport away, you're not rewarded by checking every nook and cranny as 75% of the time there'll just be some crafting ingredient and nothing else. Neither DeS or DS2 have this problem

[@nickchapsas]

I cannot describe how happy I am right now

[@8enjiro]

me too brotha

[@bennettmagy8215]

Are you inspired to do a 2 hour C# deep dive retrospective

[@burgerkingas7027]

The sheer *audacity* to call herself *The Blade of Miquella* after the boy got kidnapped and she hasn't even seen him in decades. Honestly smh.

[@plinfan6541]

To be fair, she was in a coma for the most part of her time their. And Melena always struck me as a one minded person, she knows how to fight and...not much else.

[@Dong_Harvey]

'Protector if Justice' 'The Dark Knight' 'World Police' 'Leader of the Free World' etc. At least the baby still has their bathwater

[@borntopwnyou]

I saw a negative Steam review in another language for this game, might have been Chinese. When translated it said "It only looks like the boss is having fun", which is pretty succinct. While the boss is doing these cuhrazy badass DMC-tier combos, you're still some regular chucklefuck rolling around on the ground. All this game has made me want to do is play Devil May Cry again.

[@poutineausyropderable7108]

Yes. Its very real.

[@Flackon]

Equip ashes of war

[@rankestdweller4239]

Having your L2 button be the “just borrow a boss’ combo” isn’t exactly the same as actually having the dynamic fluidity and movement that these bosses have, it looks flashy and cool but you then realise it’s just a single button for a flashy move that you have limited uses of and the rest of your kit is the usual dark souls kit which at this point in the series is both getting kinda stale and ineffective against these sekiro tier spammy enemies

[@locomotivo4644]

@@rankestdweller4239 Not to mention you immediately get shot down by a single slap while casting/charging, while the bosses can just casually superarmor through your hits. The best example of this would be Fortissaxx's lightning spears

[@Solaire_of_Astora13]

@@Flackon some bosses have such small attack windows that ashes of war become glorified normal attacks that don't compensate for the lack of options against them.

[@thumbhead3370]

It took literally years, but Miyazaki finally admitted we were right about Torrent being in the Elden Beast fight.

[@anonymousperson8903]

You weren't right though. It was a stupid change. The boss is much better without it.

[@thumbhead3370]

@@anonymousperson8903 0 IQ reply. Die mad about it

[@Niyariii]

@@anonymousperson8903Your lord and savior Miyazaki disagrees with you

[@anonymousperson8903]

@@Niyariii He's not my lord and savior, and Fromsoft are capable of making mistakes lol.

[@WinterFlare]

@@anonymousperson8903 Running around for 3 minutes is not fun. I don't care if it's easier or harder, I just don't want a fight to be tedious and annoying. Torrent makes it less annoying since you're actually fighting the boss instead of running around forever, dealing a bit of damage before it runs away again. Much needed change.

[@MrDrakezilla]

You pretty much perfectly illustrated one of the only true gripes I have with this game; how boring it is to wait for the bosses to look cool for 20 seconds before trying to punish and then missing the punish because they instantly dodged away and/or decided to show off some more. A problem definitely because of Sekiro but not an issue in Sekiro due to how the combat works. Ive been trying to make this point for weeks but didn't know how to make it haha

[@mammy24]

you're given hundreds of options to deal damage while they are doing attacks. you have throwing knives, spells, incants, weapon arts, pots, perfumes, and even a good ol bow and arrow. The fact that you want to stand there and challenge yourself not to use the items GIVEN to you by the developers is on you. That's your choice. that's like deciding to never do any of the shinobi prosthetic moves, you can do that sure, but that's YOU deciding not to. and that doesn't make the games design worse for your failure to use the tools given to you.

[@hajs8600]

@Hane24 yeah sure lemme just throw knives and pots at elden beast until he dies. Unpredictable combos and constant running away it totally fair in a game like this because we get throwing knives? wtf bro the fact that you want to play as sorcerer/ranged doent mean I do

[@ivanlagayacrus1891]

@@mammy24 spells and incants are build specific and the rest are -limited -weak as fuck -prevent you from maintaining positioning so no, they aren't really options

[@mni12]

@@mammy24 Joseph addresses this point in the video as well (starts at 1:25:28), that maybe the bosses are designed around using stuff like spells and spirit summons, but then the problem is that the bosses' AI aren't equipped to deal with some of these things and it just become boring.

[@Psychoangel-d23]

@@mammy24 Except each of those attacks locks you into an animation and GOOD FUCKING LUCK to do that to somebody like malekith on phase two. He doesnt stop moving, he doesnt stop spamming attacks. HE JUST KEEPS BLOODY GOING.

[@killercow001]

I think FromSoft really needs to take a step back and reassess what they want this series to accomplish. If they want to keep leaning into the faster Bloodborne/Sekiro side of things (more action, less RPG) then fine but Demon's Souls/Dark Souls wasn't initially meant to be that, it was far weightier and methodical in it's combat, and yet we're still using these slow, weighty animations while bosses all have fakeouts and flippy anime combos. It increasingly feels like they're trying to put a square peg in a round hole.

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

I honestly prefer dark souls combat in that methodical is much better for me than fast reaction times. I really enjoyed ds2 due to this as I felt everything minus the ganks was sort of like chess. When ds3 came out despite finding it the easiest souls game imo, I felt like its combat was just terrible as it attempted to combine bloodborne and dark souls combat. Elden Ring is that but tenfold.

[@michael3k80]

@Cynic absolutely agree and I'm disappointed because of it...even though I still like this game.

[@theatheistbear3117]

@@dylanschmeichel2008 Exactly this. The methodical combat was what I loved about these games (especially DS2). It made the simplest actions important because of how little stamina you had (and how much it took to do things like rolling), and were given proper time to access your situation and your opponents, with enough tools at your disposal to deal with them. Now with Elden Ring you have more stamina than a pornstar and the bosses get whirlwind attacks that make Sephiroth’s Octaslash look tame by comparison. You’re pretty much expected to roll six times in a row (which is something you can do with only 10 Endurance. It’s absolutely insane) and preemptively anticipate attacks in the boss’ combo chain.

[@killercow001]

@@dylanschmeichel2008 Yeah, I miss the slower and more tactical combat too. Part of what hooked me on Dark Souls was that it WASN'T a power fantasy. I loved that when you put on a set of armor you actually FELT weighed down. Don't get me wrong, I don't begrudge Bloodborne or Sekiro (or even Elden Ring for that matter) for existing, I just hate that the grounded, King's Field-inspired games I loved had to be abandoned as a result

[@anenemystand5582]

I haven't gotten to the real late game yet but I honestly still feel really fast even with my big ass great sword. I feel like I'm flying around with all my jumps and fast movement and rolling. It feels great. But I haven't fought the bosses people really dislike yet so... well we'll see.

[@christianbenson5875]

The idea that collecting rune arcs should give you passive bonuses is genius, what's the point in collecting every rune when godricks is obviously the best.

[@BarnyWaterg8]

I prefer Radahns but you do have a point

[@yourfathersfather8751]

Radahns is great... When you're hitting (or close to hitting) the softcaps for HP FP and endurance. By which point you're already close to done with the game. Guess it's the best thing to rush for when you NG+?

[@tyomega9939]

Nah Morgott's the best. Gives a flat extra 400? HP even when you're at the Vigor softcap, and in addition to the Tear that gives you more flat extra HP on top and the crimson amber medallions, you get enough health to survive a lot of 1-3 shot attacks by double the amount, specially if you have decent armor and defensive talisman setups

[@christianbenson5875]

@@tyomega9939 everyone of these replies I can say the same to tho, if that's your favorite great rune there's ZERO POINT in getting the others

[@viniciusmj88]

Godrick is the best up until you level up enough that Radahn's or Morgott's are better. The bonus on HP is better than the increase in stats because at least half of them will be irrelevant for your build and the ones relevant are not scaling that much more after a 5 point flat increase. But Rykard's is literally useless and Mohg's is laughable. Malenia's is trying to make the game more like Bloodborne but you need to do most of the game to get to Malenia, so it does not matter at all.

[@Starwarsfan2020]

This man is going to have a FIELD day on the DLC the final boss of the DLC is a re use and he's on roids man and you can't punish him because he never stops his combos

[@BotBoy-un3pz]

yeah it's no different from those modded bosses like unalloyed malenia at this point, with the fanfic-tier lore on top of it.

[@Alex-ht1dk]

No you just don’t know how to fight bosses lmao I’m under leveled and the boss fights are fast paced that keep you on your toes. Just because a boss doesn’t give you a 10 sec grace period to heal like in the other souls game doesn’t mean it’s bad lol.

[@doomstan]

You don't know what a reuse is 😂 This may be radahn but its a different version of him.

[@siyzerix]

​@@Alex-ht1dkThen why doesn't the game tell you how you're meant to tackle bosses so the players can better experiment on even more efficient ways of tackling bosses/enemies. Games like outward, distance, doom eternal teach you all the basics, with doom eternal literally telling you exactly how to kill every enemy in the game and they still manage to be hard while leaving plenty for players to experiment with. what's fromsoft's excuse? Laziness and incompetence? Sure seems like that

[@godfather140]

​@@siyzerix"That's why the original Dark Souls was the best, they held both your hands and told you everything about the game. That's why everyone loved it, and it was such a breath of fresh air." Brother, In Elden Ring, the mechanics are there, and in a Souls first, they actually have pop-ups to tell you they are there and how to use them. They don't spoon-feed it to you any further because they assume you have at least one eye and a functional brain.

[@reef_reef_reef]

When the world needed him most, he came back

[@mihaidinul]

Cannot agree more!

[@ritenger87]

unoriginal

[@filmsaboutfilms6964]

Omg when you listed your 5 gripes it blew my mind. These are all exactly the same issues I've had with the game, and I've felt like a crazy person because everyone else online was blindly praising the game and mentioning no flaws. I am not alone.

[@eugenekrabs6400]

If a game gets overhyped to a level like this then people will hail it the second coming of Christ when it turns out to not be a huge disappointment.

[@Lionbug]

SAME, BROTHER!

[@ileutur6863]

@@eugenekrabs6400 having flaws =\= huge disappointment

[@Jaigarful]

Well, you have to consider that a lot of people are still playing the game. Listening someone talk badly about a piece of media you're still enjoying makes that experience worse. I had nearly identical issues with the game as Joe had, but I still had my fun with it. No reason to try to sap other's enjoyment of it.

[@amintron]

this is a great game but don't ever pay attention to anyone calling it a 10/10 flawless masterpiece cause they're either blindly praising or have not played previous fromsoft games and don't know that it's been done better before.

[@elijahlevi6201]

The more I've played this game, the more I think the boss overtuning is due to how absurdly powerful the player can get if they use all the tools available to them. I will admit as someone who is much more a fan of the more focused Bloodborne and Sekiro styles of balancing, I'm also not super happy with it (even if I do personally like the Malenia fight).

[@renanfranco4594]

But once you use all these tools the game becomes too easy for the most

[@galev3955]

@@renanfranco4594 And when you _need_ all the tools just as a baseline to defeat a boss, then it also undermines the "easy mode" option those tools were otherwise meant to provide to less hardcore players.

[@elijahlevi6201]

@@galev3955 basically, yeah. If the game was made assuming that the player would always be using summons and ranged spells/ashes of war, the bosses having long high-damage combos with minimal counterattack windows makes more sense. And even then they're still pretty easy when using everything for the most part.

[@Fishster]

A lot of the absurdly powerful things are just flat out broken. I hope they manage to fix them over time.

[@uhmmmFU]

@@elijahlevi6201 I mean yeah the game literally tells you to use them, but I just don't get the point when all its done is made the fights feel less cool to beat or made them extremely aids.

[@bloodyidit4506]

People say to git gud but playing normally isnt what most of these people actually do lol, in dark souls things are reactable, Elden ring plays tricks like unrollable moves (Waterfowl dance kills you if you're close when malenia decides to use it). "get off me" moves like Niall's unavoidable blizzard persistent hitbox circle when up close, Excessive attack + dodging like Maliketh, etc. Not every boss is like that, but many of the required ones are. I'd say Godrick and Rahdahn are fair, Radahn is literally meant to be a raid boss. Thing is Radahn is the most important lesson for the latter half of the game which highlights the problem. If you do NOT CHEESE radahn with a high damage strategy and go sword/board on him or later bosses, each one will be long, boring and excessively against your favor. So what does the game teach the player? It teaches them to respec to a bleed build.

[@facundovera3227]

Commander Nail is an A+ boss if you employ strategies like running, running and then jumping to cover a great distance, parrying, blocking and doing Guard Counters, throwing consumables at him when he's edge walking, and hitting him when he's catching his breath for five seconds. Stopping the Commander''s electric kicks using my Lightning Zweihander was fine indeed.

[@bloodyidit4506]

@@facundovera3227 or just throw Black Flame at him 20 times, starting first while edgelord walking, staying at mid distance to bait his lightning rush, if he doesn't jump in the rush, dodge left (first swipe's hitbox is on his right), left (he follows up with a stab), back(he follows up with a sweep), then Black Flame, if he does jump, dodge back (explosion), back (get distance to avoid AOE getoffme), Black Flame.. The issue is that if you're one of the people who didn't level Endurance much, you can't actually get close since all your moves are trades and the big issue is his damage is dual element, meaning it goes through guard. Unavoidable damage, unless you play an EXACT certain way. Locking off pure melee unless you spec into poise break cheesing, or poise into trades. Like it or not the game encourages cheesing. Hell, you poise cheesed him with a lightning zweihander, abused guard counters (people consider it cheap) and used consumables at mid range for damage. You're playing like a mage, as MELEE class. Do you get the issue? You're locked off.

[@Caleb-il7om]

git gud

[@dutchpotato3557]

Always so fascinating seeing someone literally explain my exact feelings towards a video game far better then I ever could.

[@emitrex]

Same especially with the boss part, thought I was crazy

[@shinysnivy6604]

Yeah, my entire time in the endgame I was just thinkining ,, Am I going insane or are there piles upon piles of unavoidable moves, I know I'm way worse at the faster pace fromsoft games than I am at the slower ones like ds 1 and 2, but this doesn't feel fair" and turns out I wasn't alone.

[@jooot_6850]

@@shinysnivy6604 you’re absolutely not alone. Hell, I liked the quicker pacer combat of ds3 and Sekiro, but even then a good chunk Elden Ring’s bosses were really hard to keep up with

[@Lolfire]

The idea that you were supposed to have Torrent during Elden Beast and they just forgot strikes me as EXACTLY what happened. Especially as when you hit NG+4, if E.B gets their homing missle off, you're dead. There is no way to survive it unless your summon is alive to eat it. You can't outrun it, you simply don't move fast enough, which you would, if you had Torrent.

[@thepook6683]

What are you talking about? The move is absolutely not impossible to dodge. You run to the side to dodge the homing missiles, like holding B. Worked every time for me.

[@Lolfire]

@@thepook6683 I'm not talking about the shards that strike from above, that's easy to dodge, I'm talking about the homing ball. There is no way of dodging the mini balls, and when you get into the later new games, all it takes if 4-5 of them to stun lock you into getting hit by the large ball which zero's your health. Tested at 99 vigor + 99 arcane (holy defense) and it is unsurvivable.

[@JP-mr1hn]

You gotta circle it, it's kinda awkward but it's possible to dodge it, haven't experimented enough with it to say how much harder it becomes with the overlapping though. Alternatively you can use the wondrous physick with that tear that makes holy damage heal you

[@EleanorDahlia]

@@Lolfire you have the crimsonwhorl crystal tear by ng4 i imagine, it will save you and also heal you to full while it wails on you so you can get free damage. for all other times if you dont beat it in one cycle, bloodhound step is absolutely broken for dodging any spell.

[@purvdragon-sensei]

@@Lolfire Dude you’re talking about Elden Stars? How about you literally get good? Like this isn’t a mindless insult to shut down your argument, literally get good at dodging it, my coop party basically does dances around that thing to the point where we joke about it, it is literally doable. Jesus fuck.

[@jorb333]

Side note Joe: did you know that Elden Beast can't be damaged with holy weapons If a holy weapon does more holy damage than any other stat... it heals it

[@nebei3740]

Tbh thats not that big of a problem because faith builds get access to multiple dmg types

[@Odinsday]

The Blasphemous Blade is a great alternative for faith builds. The HP regen it has alone makes it disgustingly good.

[@jaikthesnake6285]

Haha holy shit. I'm glad I happened to switch from sacred to fire towards the end of the game or I would have been pissed

[@ArilandoArilando]

Based

[@blairisblood]

Oh my gosh, my friend is running a faith build, I hope his faith damage is high enough for this to happen, that’ll be hilarious.

[@normalguycap]

Fromsoft games are just approaching a singularity of becoming Devil May Cry or ninja gaiden but without giving the player the fair/appropriate mechanics. Or a souls gamer could just play Nioh which has leagues better combat. Nioh still has issues but only mainly in DLC enemies.

[@siyzerix]

The fanbase defends everything. You expected quality from FS? Just play games like distance, doom eternal, geometry dash, outward, etc. for some real challenge.

[@normalguycap]

@@siyzerix I agree with you in case my comment didn't make clear my distaste for ER and Fromsoft games. But of those you mentioned I've only mastered Doom Eternal. Haven't played the others.

[@siyzerix]

@@normalguycap I like souls games. that's why I modded ds2 and 3 a ton. But ER just showed fromsoft is turning into bethesda or ubisoft. Releasing the same game with decade old problems they refuse to fix. Worst of all, they went backwards from ds2 sptfs in many areas like ng+ changes, challenge runs, replayable bossfights/encounters, hardmode, etc. Well, give distance a shot. Its on sale for $5. I've sank ~650hr and its very innovative and hard. Outward is an open world game where you have to focus on preparation. Its combat is kinda like dark souls. But magic is far different. Pretty hard, byt has a detailed tutorial. Geometry dash is proper hard.

[@normalguycap]

@@siyzerix Sweet dude! I switched to PC so I need to look into mods. DECADE OLD PROBLEMS! You are completely right! I've been saying that for years and hardly anyone sees them. Yeah, it sucks how much good that ds2 did that was never used again. I also loved those parts of ds2. Yeah I added those games to my list of recommendations to get to. Thanks!

[@siyzerix]

@@normalguycap Nice! If you plan to mod ER, mod in a stance meter, camera fix and wider fov mod. You can see on my channel how maleina ignores dying at the end of phase 1. Trust me, a stance meter will expose the BS fromsoft uses. Ds2 actually has a very nice shader mod. Oh and ds2 actually has stance break. Its exclusice to ugs and ga's. Have a compilation of it on my channel. Not a mod, native feature of ds2. I also have modded ds2 on my channel. Ds3 has archstones mod. Its pretty big, but quite good. Though I found it to be overtunes, and as usual, some bosses have wombo combo's. Having decade old problems, releasing the same game over and over, etc. sound like ubisoft and bethesda... yet fromsoft is doing it.