tarnished: kills a god Melina: we’ve been trying to reach you about your car extended warrantee
@ForenzaAudio2 ай бұрын
Torrent DOES needs warantee FOR ALL THE TIMES HES GOTTEN ME KILLED DRIVING LIKE A BUS lol XD
@CMDRRZulu2 ай бұрын
Warranteeeee I read that in Rykard's voice hahahahahha
@F11-c1u2 ай бұрын
'Your torrent needs an upgraded, perhaps a new saddle.'
@AdamArchangel2 ай бұрын
So that's why she wants to offer us an accord
@mewxtherealitygod47062 ай бұрын
@@CMDRRZulu TOGETHA WE SHALL SPEED, THROUGH THE VERY STREETS!!
@justanenglishcommentpassin6442 ай бұрын
4:30 "Have you reconsidered my offer?" *"No."*
@chakravartin33562 ай бұрын
Tarnished: my "real" Maiden is dead, and you are here to mock me, you virgin bitxh? That's right, that's what you are Melina, now gtfo
@somerandomperson96702 ай бұрын
BASED
@MatheusMedeirosFerreira2 ай бұрын
🗿
@funnyusername9662 ай бұрын
"heed my words, i am John Elden Ring. blade of the tarnished. And I've never known the touch of a woman"
@psf_dioufmaulana30402 ай бұрын
Nor grass
@sekyusu2 ай бұрын
"And I am John Bloodborne, and I have touched a doll made from the image of a woman."
@brandanimations37902 ай бұрын
"And I am John Dark Souls the Third. And I've known the touch of a blind woman"
@Zuberm12 ай бұрын
“And I am John Sekiro, and I know that every shadow dies twice.”
@arpnow3Ай бұрын
Radahn neither, Miquella is a dude kkkkk
@KooblayKhan3 ай бұрын
"should you reconsider..." Ma'am, the corpses of 2 demigods are behind you.
@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro74663 ай бұрын
Technically 2 demigods and a god, lol, since it is Mohg's body and Radhan's Soul plus Miquella. Quite the flex on Malenia.
@ramseybolton12582 ай бұрын
Radahn is a lord Miquella is a God
@TheMagiKa32132 ай бұрын
@@irregular_bananaRadagon and Rennala
@irregular_banana2 ай бұрын
@@TheMagiKa3213 no way
@Haicn2 ай бұрын
@@irregular_banana Radagon and Rennala bro, Radanh admire Godfrey
@John-rn1nm3 ай бұрын
Lore accurate Tarnished
@Medium-23672 ай бұрын
😂
@안현빈-j1t2 ай бұрын
though I am too a tarnished, You and I, we are not the same.
@toytacambery94272 ай бұрын
That's your head-canon. Nowhere is it stated that the "tarnished of little renown" ascends to Elden Lord without dying. In fact, there are moments in game which imply, if not outright stating, that you are killed many times along the journey. Here, let me get the first angry rebuttal refuted before going about my day and forgetting this goofy comment even exists: "Oh its just a joke. Why are you so serious? It's not that deep." It is just a joke, which is rooted in the very popular opinion that only 'no-death' runs are accurate to the lore. This is a very common belief that often takes the form of the cliche joke stated above.
@Medium-23672 ай бұрын
@@toytacambery9427 I think you are mistaking “no death” runs with no leveling runs
@KanhaiyaUltimatum2 ай бұрын
Not sure where you read this lore from? 😮
@KamiKagutsuchi2 ай бұрын
That's him, John Elden Ring!
@masonstewart62322 ай бұрын
It's the guy!
@Adonisius_Kavata2 ай бұрын
John T. Elden Ring (T for Tarnished)
@gabethebabe33372 ай бұрын
Elden John?!
@SmenDeSmen2 ай бұрын
called Melina just to show her he doesn't need her, what a guy
@sandwich16012 ай бұрын
Miquella watching his promised consort fall to his knees for the 20th time: 👁👄👁
@SwanTeeth2 ай бұрын
Radahn watching his 4000lb sword get swatted away by a 3 lb starter shield
@JohnVideosYt2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@thenixer2092 ай бұрын
"where are your healing flasks?" *_"healing?"_*
@ShMokou2 ай бұрын
3:40 they are in the pouch.
@ArandomPlayer6762 ай бұрын
@@ShMokoubut then again he doesn’t need them, cause one hit will kill him
@damienmcneff77152 ай бұрын
“Have you reconsidered my off- is that Messmer’s flame…”
@saturn5802 ай бұрын
Maidenless by choice. Slays demigod and living god for the lols. Refuses to become Elden Lord. Leaves.
@sasaki999proАй бұрын
Of course hes Maidenles, _for there is not a single maiden in the lands between befitting a lord of this caliber_
@Tcuczikeh2 ай бұрын
1:16 this was too perfect
@masonstewart62322 ай бұрын
But sir, have you considered this? 3:14
@al3plex6522 ай бұрын
@@masonstewart6232 The perfect cordination with ost, wow
@Owliare2 ай бұрын
Melina: Please let me be your maiden! I need to set myself on fire to have a purpose in life! Tarnished: No.
@XXNEPTUNECC2 ай бұрын
🗿
@destyntobe2 ай бұрын
He got that man backed against the wall like Tom Holland
@TheSilly64032 ай бұрын
NAHH 😭😭
@Wouldyoulose982 ай бұрын
You had to remind us of that scene 😭😭😭
@sanatius2 ай бұрын
God tier comment 😂😂
@zusty95892 ай бұрын
"By the way, do you still see it? The guidance of grace." "Huh?"
@kawali63943 ай бұрын
so this guy managed to complete the whole dlc without horse and level. god tier skills
@the_akp3 ай бұрын
No I didn't beat the whole DLC with this character, most of the time I'm running to the next grace or boss with the assassin's gambit ash of war.
@IRON_KING_KNIGHT2 ай бұрын
@@the_akpyou are still a legend among legends. Remember that
@chakravartin33562 ай бұрын
@@the_akp so you beat mogh with this basic vagabond?
@manowarii33142 ай бұрын
@@the_akpYOU ARE LEGEND
@Political_Brainrot_Auditor2 ай бұрын
@@the_akp and humble too, man what a chad
@alessandrogarofalo99512 ай бұрын
That raptor of the mists to avoid the orbital laser tho...
@lumethecrow2 ай бұрын
Oh I can't read, I thought it said "Rancor of Midra"
@this_is_japes74092 ай бұрын
my entire reaction here: "WAIT YOU CAN PARRY THAT!?" the entire base game has basically conditioned me into thinking attacks like his power attacks aren't parryable, you're telling they were this entire time!? i thought it was basically just the first attack of his combo.
@MaxieASMR2 ай бұрын
Parrying bosses is essentially a trial and experiment task that requires dying a hundred times until you find which animations are and are not capable of being parried.
@SluggedNugg2 ай бұрын
@@MaxieASMR Which kind of sucks considering it's a guessing game rather than a focused pattern. From a Souls "Obscure = good" standpoint, hell yeah; From a "gameplay = fun" standpoint, nahhh.
@rafsandomierz53132 ай бұрын
@@SluggedNugg Guessing and learning which animations are parryable is a definition of pattern. You just have more patterns to memorize.
@yadernuke2 ай бұрын
@@rafsandomierz5313only a dumbass will defend some moves being parryable and some just randomly not. In sekiro you also have to learn a pattern but the game outright tells you what is parryable and what is not.
@MaxieASMR2 ай бұрын
@@SluggedNugg Ehhh fromsoft in all honesty has no idea how to balance the parry mechanic. Becuase when you master it to this level of a pro. You can see clearly how it completely breaks the game and makes it childs play. So for that reason they have to make it somewhat random with each monster while giving some consistent clues on when its time. That's why I say it's more so a veteran late game hunt feature after you already beaten the game to explore. I feel it was never meant for normal players to really try and use.
@Moody.Smiruai2 ай бұрын
"Beautifully fought , Twas more of a challenge than I envisioned".
@Cthulululululululu2 ай бұрын
Bro parries like its ds1 💀
@truc43722 ай бұрын
1:53 Le chad stand
@davidcardozo2902 ай бұрын
Best defensive technique.
@the_infinexos2 ай бұрын
That finishing jump attack was cinematic. "The critical hit didn't finish him?! No, I can't let him get back up!! NO MATTER WHAT!"
@Hubloom-n9t2 ай бұрын
she legit sounds so sad and tired but she's still kept trying to help even at the end she's the real goat for that
@RobinLSL2 ай бұрын
Fromsoft tried to net let Melina appear in the land of shadows... You broke it!
@valonyaver6002 ай бұрын
Melina can appear in the land of shadows with interactions that happen in any grace, she just has no new content in the dlc for some reason
@Schlappster3 ай бұрын
God damn the parry's were too perfect
@theexecutioner52442 ай бұрын
Running this dlc without fragments sucked supreme ass and I was lvl 240. Big props for taking these assholes down while fully Maidenless
@Sterkenstein2 ай бұрын
I love how this implies he had to go through mohg and every required dlc boss with this build to get here
@gtafigosaarea5uno2 ай бұрын
I mean mohg is much more consistent than consort radahn
@chakravartin33562 ай бұрын
@@gtafigosaarea5uno how did he survived nihil, tho?
@gtafigosaarea5uno2 ай бұрын
@@chakravartin3356 flask of wondrous physcks can protect you from that with the infusion made specifically for thid
@Wouldyoulose982 ай бұрын
@@chakravartin3356that crystal tear you get in a certain church in Altus plateau,absolutely nullifies that attack turns that NIHIL to nothing(get it,cuz Nihil means nothing)
@chakravartin33562 ай бұрын
@@Wouldyoulose98 ah shit. Never checked any tear other than the ones that gives you "increase hp/fp/status/def/oil" Effect, lol
@legacy_moments2 ай бұрын
This is John Elden Ring. This is him.
@johncrow50722 ай бұрын
omg...i think i just had a full body experience when you popped that raptor of the mist.
@thenewsatinbobcat55752 ай бұрын
Miquella: "Lord of the old order and champion of the festival, bend thy knee and yield, to my lord brothers soul has retur-" Tarnished: *Parry*
@murilobarroz2 ай бұрын
"Maidenless Vagabond, no blessing" yeah thats me
@Dojocartwheel2 ай бұрын
Beating radahn is one thing. Summoning Melina to, once again, refuse her is another.
@Breno_Henrique_20042 ай бұрын
Funny. The way Radahn's reaction when you parry him. He gets pissed off. Edit: it looks like a martial artist scream when they will hit something.
@Slaikkarinaj2 ай бұрын
And then he keeps repeating it. Absolute ungabunga behaviour.
@bajscast2 ай бұрын
Would've been cool if they gave him dialogue instead of being silent...
@dauntethomas55942 ай бұрын
@bajscast I think it is because Miquella has his control over him, especially so in phase 2 since he’s riding his back, but ik what you mean. He doesn’t talk in the base game because he has damn near lost his sanity and accompanied with this makes him come off as a brute with no sense of civility or a meathead.
@amberhernandez2 ай бұрын
"What the... what the... wHAT-- THIS USUALLY KILLS PEOPLE WHAT THE F"
@MyJellyDonut-go6ek2 ай бұрын
Thy strength befits a crown 👑
@LordranRavin2 ай бұрын
The constant parrys makes me remember Gwyn, Lord of being parried to death
@tacooty2 ай бұрын
Why did I repeat this title in the tune of Wherever I may roam by Metallica? “Maidenless, vagabond, no blessing, call me what you wiiilllll..
@tavinknowles28012 ай бұрын
Melina: “you may have killed a god but your still maidenless”
@DjVtheJESUSsouja2 ай бұрын
"Brave Tarnished..... Thy virginity befits a crown"
@CyrusHDАй бұрын
he made it look easy, but the skills needed to recognize each move that early and react to it are godly
@quailland19822 ай бұрын
Radahns probably like "what the hells this guys shield made of?!"💀💀
@bluckstack9382 ай бұрын
The most powerfull demigod, infused with another very powerfull demigod, fighting alongside a god, defeated by a maidenless random tarnished
@calmdown90942 ай бұрын
Thou art of passing skill, Tarnished.
@ohmielevisope42372 ай бұрын
Melina: "i can be your girlfriend" Tarnished: "No 🗿🗿"
@ErenxJ2 ай бұрын
Man saw people complaining about the difficulty and said " bet."
@zusty95892 ай бұрын
lol this dude would see an SL1 no weapon run and go "complainers btfo"
@Men_dra2 ай бұрын
"Summon me by grace if you should reconsider." - Said Melina, malding on the inside
@Inward_OutwardАй бұрын
THE MUSIC SYNC AT THE END IS FIRE
@adiadiadi3332 ай бұрын
Damn, this is probably the only way to get anyone from base game to dlc. And after arriving at the final boss grace, melina doesnt give a fk, completely oblivious to everything.
@CameronCossairtАй бұрын
The Tarnished passed the Simp test, even after beating a god he decides to keep his virginity and be Elden Lord.
@CannedbeanthepaladinАй бұрын
Nothing is more terrifying than a tarnished that is patience
@prashantjha38123 ай бұрын
No way dude. this video is gonna blow up soon. Great job
@TheCrispyForge29 күн бұрын
That... was incredible!
@prime17732 ай бұрын
Parry master Tarnished-san
@HibiscusPacific2 ай бұрын
I think the most impressive part is using stormwall of all parry ashes. Especially since it has worse parry frames than the standard "parry" skill iirc. Good shit Tarnished.
@skarrogdu3 ай бұрын
Timed it perfectly with the music too. Good fight man
@smokinggnu65842 ай бұрын
Parrying, the one mechanic i've never been able to get a handle on, and it's this powerful.
@muritech2 ай бұрын
bro wasted crit @ 3min just to prove a point. ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
@STALKER593492 ай бұрын
No he tried to go for it and somehow it didn’t register so he just stared at radahn lol
@dahvish77262 ай бұрын
"Is it possible to learn this power ?"
@MagicManCM2 ай бұрын
Literally had him backed against the wall. Crazy nice kill
@El_payaso20062 ай бұрын
Your strength..extraordinary
@random_edits1932 ай бұрын
from software has nothing on this guy +1 sub
@Yeirrou2 ай бұрын
No matter how many years pass, the bleeding is still there OP
@Zigthrill2 ай бұрын
Tarnished: You're against the wall and I'm the fucking wall!
@MotivatedMunchkin-p9q2 ай бұрын
Tarnished as soon as phase 2 starts: Get on the god d*mn ground!
@hexteria4708Ай бұрын
I commend your resolve. Not many have the patience or the time to test this. Congrats!!!
@Serafim-lu1cpАй бұрын
The vagabond night is the chadiest staring class
@Specoups2 ай бұрын
Johnny Rings the maidenless, the pure, the unadulterated, the all‑powerful.
@K.izm.a2 ай бұрын
Melina: appears yo- Tarnished: fck off.
@appallingace64492 ай бұрын
Bro got washed, wrecked, and quite possibly demolished
@RuneSeoui2 ай бұрын
I have never seen anyone parry Promised Consort Radahn. They either do 0 IQ jump attack builds or hide behind a greatshield. Excellent work.
@huaraches893423 күн бұрын
Melina that one girl who tries to come back into your life
@Matoro464Ай бұрын
the music ended at a perfect time
@Jambassador2 ай бұрын
Wow, this was so utterly satisfying to watch.
@shinuba2 ай бұрын
I didn't know what to being maidenless would make you look so cool!
@fumirokugen5762 ай бұрын
a truest knight of knights, you are.
@FireAssassin062 ай бұрын
Man slaughtered everyone, and refuses to elaborate, prob went for the frenzy flame out of pettiness just do do it maidenless
@chrono2692 ай бұрын
There he is. John Elden Ring
@jeniskindofАй бұрын
Maybe the true maidens were inside us all along.
@ColtonKirk-b4zАй бұрын
Varré underestimated maidenless tarnished
@shinytentacles62422 ай бұрын
Bro casually deflecting Radahn's blade
@D-cearАй бұрын
Radahn: "what ....what is your name oh legendary Foe who bested the al mighty Rada Tarnished: ""im just a dude who got lost my guy" Radahn: ".....wha-" [fades away into souls]"
@Un_Named052 ай бұрын
He was told to "get good" one time and this is the result
@supahboi11312 ай бұрын
Melina: “wanna be friends yet?” Tarnished: “no.” Melina: “ok.”
@dmantisk2 ай бұрын
Maidenless behaviour
@EldenRingBuildsArchive2 ай бұрын
He truly was Gwyn2…
@duntool32502 ай бұрын
That music sync at the end there 😫
@Sinder_VI2 ай бұрын
Bro is John Elden Ring
@mohammednadeem23542 ай бұрын
I have felt sorry for myself so many time because of this fight. After watching this I feel sorry for Radhan
@RadKitflix2 ай бұрын
RAPTOR OF THE MIST TO DODGE THE BEAM OF LIGHT YOU'RE INSANE!
@lakatos08232 ай бұрын
lore accurate radahn fight
@Hoodie_kev912 ай бұрын
Damn this was impressive straight dogged radan as if he was nothing 🔥🔥🔥
@natethegamergaming4057Ай бұрын
That's him! Guys! Its John Elden Ring! Omg I finally saw him!!
@roothelegend1822 ай бұрын
This man is no simp
@Bigagiganika2 ай бұрын
Maidenless behaviour
@vincentliou37462 ай бұрын
Holy shit I could never
@paulohenriquef12772 ай бұрын
Melina: "Have you reconsidered my offer?" Tarnished: "Ma'am, I just killed god without runes, why would I need it now?" Melina: "Fair enough... but should you reconsider."
@joshuaappleby7675Ай бұрын
"Let me parry him"
@Pugtail2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the boss music in this instance is for you... Radahn looks shook
@UnlimitedStratos1772 ай бұрын
John Elden Ring in the flesh
@natus54942 ай бұрын
Can’t believe he did the whole game without Torret
@hexteria4708Ай бұрын
Sadly or fortunately, wichever is your take, he couldn´t have completed the whole game with this build. This character was solely made to shame Radahn