Elder Care Robots

[@crimsonking331]

the sounds of the robot when dancing crack me tf up lmao "It sounds like a trash can being hit with a crowbar" - JonTron

[@Polyfusia]

The forced laughter and pretending to enjoy the robot from the old lady is A+ comedy.

[@Rihardololz]

nah she laughs because its ridiculous next generation elderly gonna accept it.

[@internettrash5120]

"What crime must I commit today in your name, master?"

[@jefferyhyatt]

Let's just get this out of the way.. JonTron sent everyone here.

[@tylerrobles9935]

Yup

[@robdelabassist]

I'm here because of jontron

[@hwtvi3466]

“This song is ‘In the Mood’ by Glenn Miller.” **THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK**

[@bigblue9996]

A trash can getting hit with a crowbar.

[@whorebagsss]

REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR MORNING MEDICATIONS PEOPLE. That'll be $499 please.

[@mcflingo9982]

Who’s here from John Tron?

[@brucewallace1600]

I am. And I'm still laughing my butt off

[@moses8984]

Everyone

[@JoeKurr5]

I’m not, I’m here from JonTron

[@MrAwesomedude808]

“Remember to take take your morning medication, Anthony” *midi Superman theme plays*

[@beastwarsFTW]

Why did they give it an off-putting uncanny valley head? I would have made the video screen its head so seniors can see it easily and then use the space infront of the torso to hold a tray with arms that can be manually adjusted instead of that ashtray shoulder thing, better then the PBC pipes it has on its sides.

[@rocketboy1674]

This is about to go viral

[@twistmygrinder4777]

Robot right in front of Anthony “Have I reached you?”

[@the503creepout7]

Antohny kneels & says - "help me." Robot comes over & asks - "have i reached you?" so... how did the robot help him? how was it supposed to help him? can it tie his shoes? was it supposed to help him stand up? i just don't get it. i feel like the next thing it would do is it's little dance routine - "is this helping?"

[@DannyDampige]

I want to see this robot dance to Rammstein

[@manfromnantucket9544]

This is inherently sad

[@doclank3d6]

Just put them out of their misery. By them, I mean the robots.

[@Dantevalintine00]

Is it bad I want to buy one of these put brotherhood of steel power armor on it and just have it walk around my house

[@dan_iix7256]

nah, Yes man

[@rustyshell2]

It is worth it

[@ulysse__]

Utterly depressing

[@richardawatterson1526]

I dont like the robots voice it could be more warm and comfortable its more monotone and not emotional

[@LN997-i8x]

Not only that, but the output is oddly compressed and flat sounding.

[@d24479]

Should have done a little more R&D on the face

[@jecoswi]

Imagine, waking up and seeing that robot slowly drifts towards you

[@doctorfrosty3546]

JonTron sent me here

[@dan_iix7256]

Great Value Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas.

[@Clodical]

WHAT CRIME MUST I COMMIT TODAY IN YOUR NAME MASTER...

[@samaustin339]

Take your pills or the robot will get you.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

That poor lady seems so sad...

[@mcmadness110]

JonTron brought me here.

[@MilkmanCR]

Robots WILL take over elderly care eventually but not in our lifetime

[@bigblue9996]

Ok, now you have my attention!

[@goofyahhslimjackson1942]

That sound quality is subpar to am radio how does one fail without smacking the speaker with a hammer

[@zaidnava562]

What was their budget, $300?

[@bigblue9996]

*jazz music stops*

[@the503creepout7]

so it carries your car keys, reminds you to take your meds, and... "dances".

[@Cashlost2]

This feels like an adult swim infomercials skit but it's real.

[@justsomeguy5950]

What crime must I commit today in your name master?

[@Sailorsega]

I want one. Where can I get one?

[@SuperRedSpace]

I feel really bad for these ppl, they need company so badly, that they’ll buy these.

[@ms.5779]

No its not..this is from a health professional

[@Riseun]

The springfield virginia intro is actually real. I thought that was edited in

[@KrystalAnnPt2]

It's a living trash can, that's what it is.

[@enclosedgranddad1715]

This robot is just a pointless chunk of cheesy hardware.

[@TheLordSheogorath]

That face is the stuff of nightmares.

[@iamablacksabbathsong9765]

Just use a sticky note man

[@crosseightyeight]

Good luck when that fuckin' top-heavy piece of crap tips over.

[@timothy627]

ROBOT WATCH AND REPORTS BACK TO YOUR FAMILY AS YOU VISIT