Oblivion NPC Dialogues in The Lord Of The Rings #3

[@schumachersbatman5094]

I can't get over how an ancient skeleton comes down, piece by piece, to land next to an orc in a cavern: "Excuse me sir, are you alright? I… By the divines; this persons dead!"

[@frantisekvrana3902]

Considering I've seen Oblivion guards murder someone then declare they will catch whoever did it, the orc is not worse.

[@_koschwarz]

I am still laughing like a maniac😂

[@LarsOfTheMohicans]

[addresses skeleton] "Are you not feeling well?" [skull breaks off] "(gasp) Oh my goodness!"

[@Cyriu]

Random orc at the bottom of the well sees the skeleton. Orc: "Oh my Godness! Excuse me, are you allright? I...by the Divines, this person's dead!"

[@MachFiveFalcon]

"Hmm... Body's still warm... Looks like there's a killer about."

[@codywille3713]

“This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!” 😂

[@Melancholy_Chill]

The skeleton in fact was feeling WELL

[@sirbonapart]

*Frodo coughing as he comes to* - This person's dead - May you rest in peace this is so brilliant, I can't even

[@Hotchpotchsoup]

Frodo shows mithril armor chestpiece. Sam: "I'll take that and thank you very much" Frodo: "keep your fingers to yourself!" xD

[@bigfudge2031]

The oblivion VA are so iconic, probably because they only hired 3 people to voice every single NPC

[@SeenInMirrors]

And only one person to voice those three people.

[@garnauklaufen6704]

Well, the budget for voice actors was probably used up just by hiring Patrick Stewart for the three or so lines of his.

[@ens0246]

​​@@garnauklaufen6704and Sean Bean😂

[@jefverstraete8574]

@@ens0246 and patrick stewart

[@chrisidoo]

@@jefverstraete8574 And also Sean Bean.

[@highhorseo7875]

LMAO that legendary fight and getting nothing but troll fat to rub between those two septims as thanks.

[@eldermer]

Every little bit helps.

[@Cyriu]

​@@eldermerHEY! THAT'S MIIIINE!

[@schumachersbatman5094]

"I'm dead." "May you rest in peace! Your body will be preserved..." "I'm still alive."

[@ninochaosdrache3189]

"Are you sure?"

[@joyfulnoize6958]

"I'm feeling Happyyyy! I'm feeling happy!" *Thunk

[@brreakfastYT]

"Your body will be preserved as a worm thrall"😂

[@Tiberium10332]

The orcs are surprisingly polite in this one. Great work!

[@alexandermorozov8593]

You orcs are all the same - all flash and no fury!

[@Cyriu]

Knocks on locker door. Orc: "Hello! Who's there?!"

[@Longshanks1690]

They gave the Fellowship plenty of opportunity to leave of their own volition but they insisted on trespassing.

[@blender4464]

They're just doing their duty.

[@mezidvemastromy5546]

This is the part where a fairy tale becomes fantasy.

[@lightborn9071]

'Light armor skill increased' when nearly dead is too true.

[@Baddaby]

* proceeds to rest and meditate on what they've learned *

[@skoomajoe6205]

Legolas with the Oblivion Elf VA is amazing, it cracks me up so much lol.

[@shayposting]

The 'Ooh!' had me full on Joker cackling oml

[@duncanthomson7894]

"Aragorn is unconscious"

[@generalpenultimo6502]

And Frodo asking him "What's the matter?" and then taunting "Getting tiiiired?" 😂

[@izuzin]

"I'm dead"💀

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

That use of the Nirnroot hum was a stroke of genius.

[@Cyriu]

Orcs lockpick the door and the fight begins. Legolas: "Hey come on now! There's no need to get violent!"

[@neofox.]

Sam trying to steal Frodo's vest. "I'll take that, thank you very much." SLAP. 😅

[@dylanwoodward5256]

Keep your FINGERS to YOURSELF!

[@mikitz]

I wish mithril armor was anywhere near as good as it was in LOTR.

[@Mission_ism]

"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby" - I wonder which one of the 'guests' tried to leave...

[@offlineable]

Probably Sean Bean trying to get to Weynon Priory

[@fire-typhoon123]

Definitely Boromir. Cuz in the first video he tried to load a previous save when he got 1 bounty lol.

[@mylittlethoughttree]

I did not think it'd be possible to top the council of elrond video, but this had me crying with laughter

[@Maxxon89]

Laughing my ass off! 02:08 That Legolas' "OOH" caught me off guard!

[@spring1942]

YES😂😂

[@XxSimon2]

Legolas stepping on a lego

[@Nysyarc]

Everything in this is gold but Gandalf's throaty grunt at 0:54 to blow the dust off the book is what had me absolutely dying more than anything else, I had to pause the video to laugh. It was just so unexpected and yet somehow so perfect.

[@AposineYT]

3:14 "Haha, you move like-AUGHF"

[@brreakfastYT]

It's so great coming across this comment right as it happened😂

[@rb98769]

Oblivion is full of these moments and it's always perfect 😂

[@Ouvii]

0:59 Legolas: "It's not my favorite place, but, if I'm really hungry, it'll do." Aragorn: *sagely nods*

[@magiccancer99]

The fact that Sean Bean is actually in this scene and a major voice actor for Oblivion but only had like 2 lines is so funny. Also 2:08 absolutely sent me 😂

[@The24thPegasus]

The "He was here just a second ago!" when the troll launches the orc gets me every single time. I want to see the entire movie dubbed at this point, every single one of these videos is fantastic and criminally underrated.

[@CJVS995]

It'd be Backstroke of the West and Kung Pow levels of goofy

[@bentilley747]

3:53 The comical timing of "he was here a second ago" is utter gold!

[@wesleyfilms]

Someone seeing an ancient rotten skeleton and saying “hello” is such and Oblivion moment.

[@skjaldulfr]

I appreciate the synchronistic attention to detail. The troll makes troll noises, mithril is a light armor in the game, etc.

[@anndoherty8255]

The equip sound when gandalf takes his staff back 👌

[@FaySmash]

That's what KZbin is made for

[@spring1942]

Absolutely 😂

[@GiDaOne]

"I don't understand. Are they angry at us?" ROFL

[@Raziel_J]

The Cave Troll makes his entrance - "so the last guest finally arrived" 😂

[@XyzgorYT]

I lost it when the troll made the Oblivion chirping sounds, it's amazing how perfect this is. 🤣

[@Unclevertitle]

The Nirnroot sound effect for Sting just SLAYED me!

[@cheydinal5401]

Next time somebody punches me in the gut I'll also think like "Your light armor skill increased." lol

[@notalecguinness3221]

This is already a legendary series! I hope you continue and neither your creativity nor the available dialogue run out.

[@eldermer]

Thank you. :)

[@DustinManke]

This one was so well put together. I loved the other two but this was incredibly done. My favourite part was listening to the orcs realise the skeleton was dead.

[@eldermer]

Thanks! It actually took me 3-4 times as long as the first video to make it, also because I changed the dialogues many times until I was satisfied with them. Glad it was worth the effort. :D

[@Longshanks1690]

I hope it’s canon to this universe now that everyone acts like Frodo is dead and refuses to acknowledge otherwise. 😂

[@emperorsithisilith]

I was expecting goblin noises for the Moria orcs. To have their lines be actual Orc voice lines killed me. They sound like they've been mildly inconvenienced and politely asking the Fellowship to stop

[@KapitaneXtreme]

"Hit me once more and I'll AUGH!" 🤣

[@user-mistereye]

One of my favourite parts 😂😂

[@snakelady6708]

I need the entire trilogy. These are pure gold.

[@woroGaming]

"You're not dressed for it anyway" 😂 This series is incredible, thank you so much for making them.

[@cjwrites]

"You cannot fast travel with enemies near by." That got me! I might be dying of laughter rig

[@Toadus]

Oh my goodness! Excuse me, are you alright? I- by the divines, this person is dead.

[@TehButterflyEffect]

"You are overencumbered." Most accurate Oblivion reference ever. 😂

[@pathos7527]

The timing of Gandalf talking about Uriel Septim and the shot cutting to IRL Martin Septim is just perfection

[@Konin300]

It's crazy how well Martin's voice matches Boromir, they almost sound like the same person!

[@Xeno_Solarus]

Bro. That's the joke. ​@@spring1942

[@Philip-xj2ul]

Are you dumb? They are voiced by the same actor

[@ketrianrenolsin9608]

I have just found this today and watched all three parts. This is brilliant. The load screen, the mudcrabs, 'give me your hand', Overencumbered, not being able to fast travel with enemies etc Well done for creating something so clever, funny and fabulous. I am looking forward to the next part already.

[@NikGrozny]

As someone said, this took dedication. We thank you for that. May you rest in piece

[@eldermer]

I'm still alive.

[@MrPablosek]

​@@eldermerI'll take that and thank you very much

[@siegfriedc2332]

Somehow, the Oblivion voices make them feel more like a D&D party than the Fellowship.

[@risk2691]

1:55 oh my God xD pure gold!

[@undeadMonk]

"I'm dead." - I don't know why, but that specific line nearly sent me.

[@TheTrueBigWill]

Petition for Gollum to only make scamp noises!

[@Dorgpoop]

Nah gollum should sound like the hungry beggar Fimmion in the shivering isles.

[@greenscheme2040]

Nay, he's the Adoring Fan. Has to be cause it is type casting.

[@captainofnumenor8221]

2:08 lmfaoo that Elf noise

[@AlexanderosD]

The looting inventory screen! 🤣 This is fantastic. I want the whole movie trilogy of Lord of the Rings: Elder Scrolls

[@morannonnorstund254]

I swear in 10 years these videos will be classic. Every word is so masterfully adjusted, I never knew there are so many dialogues in Oblivion. "no one enters the room until it's repaired" man! I'm crying

[@sanc9808]

This is high quality stuff. A comment for the algorithm. I hope this blows up with views.

[@generalpenultimo6502]

This is way more awesome then it has any right to be 😂 Very well made, thank you for this gem

[@eldermer]

You're welcome.

[@Grizzlox]

​@@eldermer Sauron = A certain notorious Daedric prince Balrog = Daedroth Shelob = Spider daedra Rohan males = redguards?

[@theoaremevano3227]

"What kind of party is this?" "A fancy party." Unfortunately, it seems someone didn't properly reserve the manor for the event, and a huge party of Orcs already had reservations. Also Gimli is thoroughly unimpressed with Frodo's 'death'. I mean, the guy's still moving around and everything. He's not even trying. XD

[@agapitoliria]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while... Thank you so much! The troll scream killed me.

[@williamreely4431]

2:08 Legolas just opening his mouth and making the Oblivion elf "pain noise" nearly made me asphyxiate laughing.

[@ImmaJellal]

My sides have been murdered harder than Uriel Septim. This is amazing

[@javierserrano349]

I would take a whole movie like this Gimli with the nord voice is the best

[@ryanwells5348]

The "die, you Orc filth!" Was perfect 😂

[@ChaseMC215]

Changing the reveal of Balin's grave into it being a invite-only dinner party is pretty funny

[@TheOblivionFan]

just shooting one hilarious line after another, incredible

[@nazgullord357]

"I'm dead." Killed me! 🤣

[@Mephilis78]

Giving Gandalf Patrick Stewart's voice is great. Also giving Legolas the generic wood elf voice is perfect lol

[@Siilk70]

I don't know if I could handle a remake of Oblivion without this dialogue, I love it simply for the meme

[@Unitednationofnation]

It's actually criminal how funny this is. Now the guards are coming for YOU.

[@PowPow_Powell]

This is a masterpiece damn

[@eldermer]

Thanks!

[@ryankimbell8762]

Can't wait to hear the Haradrim voiced by Redguards, lol

[@Demetrius900000]

For one who played Oblivion nonstop as a teen this is hilarious XD Please make more!

[@eriksyrnyk3528]

Looting the troll at the end of the fight was a great touch 👌

[@landyrelma3335]

The Oblivion Guard dialogue for the orcs, was too damn funny. Brilliant video 😂

[@SurpriseFin]

"Are they angry with us?"

[@CanisMythson]

Oh my heck, I had a thought. The elf queen needs to do the whole "Oh dear, let me read that one again" line. XD

[@F0rger513]

the legolas OOOOF killed me

[@AwkwardSegway95]

I love all the sound effects in this one!

[@lunar_proxy]

these are... surprisingly coherent. and also BRILLIANT, i literally can't breathe

[@TheNerd-Y]

The fact that they scavenge the trolls body immediately after he died 😂 so typically oblivion

[@wep_vs]

2:08 i spit out my tea

[@SlayerSeraph]

Ooohhhhh

[@codyspear1263]

*"He was here a second ago"*

[@Alexden96Channel]

I laughed so hard at the nirnroot sound effect for Frodo’s sword 😂

[@legioonalainen]

gem, hopefully the whole movie is done like this

[@СеменМокрушин]

So much work to do this, I just want to thank you, author, this series are the best I've seen for years

[@JR-zp3nw]

The sound effect when Gimli rest his head on the crypt.🤣

[@TheNathanMChannel]

Oh my god, this must have been so much work to edit. And cooler than an AI where you could have them say whatever. So many cool little details too. Loved it!

[@fee6362]

omg how much work went into this? I love every second of it. Thanks for make these!

[@tomfoolery3847]

I'm so happy that I discovered your channel today.

[@Wockes]

Love the loading bar

[@venomen4267]

This video deserves to be sent into space to showcase our way of life and diversity on earth to other lifeforms

[@SpicyPunkRockerOfficial]

“Keep your hands to yourself”

[@sillypinkette]

"Hit me once more and I-OOGH!"

[@Jabatafu]

“A little busy here! I’m trying to decide what to have for dinner! Oh how I love eating; one of my favorite things to do!” -Denethor, probably

[@alexandermorozov8593]

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE- AUGH!

[@shaunnagle3]

God, please make more. This was hilarious.

[@jamesmedina3297]

legolas going OOUHH sent me

[@benderofbo]

Please for the love of god keep making these

[@jackalhead7433]

The Fellowship arrived at the Summitmist Manor party a little bit too late I guess....

[@rogersowden2369]

The fact that sean bean is in both of these franchises is amazing

[@Hirumaenjiru]

LOL ok so these made me laugh SO hard I started a coughing fit. BRILLIANT!!

[@Knights_of_the_Nine]

Every single one of these sounds exists in my soul.

[@ladyrevan7backupchannel232]

The nirnroot sound!! XD These are so well edited and perfect, please keep them coming!

[@Nick_399]

This reminds me of old school youtube keep it up bro lol if I could make a suggestion you should do some mythic dawn voice lines if you could some how fit those in. So funny man keep up the good work.