Oblivion - 3 Minutes and 43 Seconds of Funny Moments

[@Mecceldorf]

I will never get over the concept of Ulrich traveling the breadth of Cyrodiil just so he can tell all of its people how little he cares to know them.

[@RedGallardo]

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

[@taurus600]

My absolute favorite part 😂😂

[@thorrex]

The life of a hater before the internet

[@connor2738]

That snow bit got me.

[@Vexatedcanicus]

... . Indeed

[@Haru-spicy]

INDEED

[@wikusundalaras7554]

Indeed

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

[@Synestaesia]

I'm crying rn. Why is this not a meme reaction yet 😂

[@MissesWitch]

The instant change into armour shows true professionalism.

[@HunterShows]

Those guys should try sleeping under the covers for a change.

[@RedGallardo]

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

[@_MaZTeR_]

Professionals have standards

[@macrons593]

And then he's back to sleeping in his jammies before you hit the ground

[@jakesanchez6621]

He sleeps well for a murderer

[@CrimSang420]

"We need more snow!" "Indeed."

[@Xerrand]

same

[@lostmarimo]

indeed.

[@RedGallardo]

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

[@Surgaw1]

The man had an unconditional love for snow lol

[@Yawnford]

​@@RedGallardo I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

[@SpySniper1080]

2:13 Bro just woke up and chose violence

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

Casually goes back to sleep after

[@Samrajel]

Can relate after a tiring day

[@nicky9pins]

I love how offended the Gray Fox gets that Ulrich Leland doesn’t know him and doesn’t CARE to know him

[@lostliberty9913]

Ulrich Leland is much too Based and Red pilled. 😎

[@dmgroberts5471]

"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you!" Grey Fox: (taps mask) "That's kind of the point."

[@geyrnauch]

"That was the strangest book I've ever read" Ah yes, my favourite book: *y e l l o w*

[@bluegum6438]

5D book

[@drewrussell8531]

The King in Yellow ...

[@invisiblezero]

The orc and redguard convo was actually pretty good by Oblivion standards.

[@LeonserGT]

Oh its you again.

[@RvBnerd618]

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *All guards in the room awaken "Here comes another one." Sounds like they're used to dealing with citizens resisting arrests in the barracks at night.

[@foxymetroid]

If you've got better ideas as to how to spend Saturday nights, I'd like to hear it.

[@MrBerserkinTime]

"I'm just warming up!"

[@MrBerserkinTime]

"Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about"

[@derkylos]

@@MrBerserkinTime That's the cherry on top. THEY killed him, but they're still looking for the killer...

[@pg9193]

@@derkylos now THAT sounds like "... the strangest book I've ever read!"

[@torquevonthorne948]

1:47 One of tamriel last snow elves

[@elele0]

Indeed!

[@jamiehughes5573]

I don't know you and I don't care to know you

[@Madnessmeme]

​@Jamie Hughes I don't know you and I don't care to know you

[@Flesh_Wizard]

I n d e e d

[@enjash326]

2:49 I fully believe in that statement

[@Mr.Meowgical]

Playing this game religiously in my youth led to some very interesting dreams. It's no wonder, this whole game is a bit of a fever dream.

[@foxymetroid]

There's a fan theory that the events in the game were just a gambit to drive the hero of Kvatch insane enough to become the new Sheogorath.

[@Mr.Meowgical]

@@foxymetroid It'd be pretty on brand for the lore tbh

[@Mr.G_717]

I had one about this game. The way everyone looked at me was creepy

[@Mr.Meowgical]

@@Mr.G_717 They knew you were a pickpocket.

[@immagonko4261]

"Caught stealing from the thieves guild" and the member calling the guards lmao

[@uberrapidash2556]

"Indeed."

[@ClassicShocker]

1:39 this is the best game ever made

[@dragroch5536]

The "I don't know you and I don't care to know you" guy is my spirit human.

[@GrayC_2478]

"spirit human"🤨❓just say u relate to him strongly lol

[@derkylos]

@@GrayC_2478 I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

[@GrayC_2478]

@@derkylos ok u too

[@dmitriyb5206]

2:23 I don't know why, but akaviri katana + kvatch armor set just brings so much nostalgia. The moment of just getting into the game, after closing your first oblivion gate, still giving a damn about main quest in a Bethesda game.

[@prince-solomon]

1:39 This might be one of the funniest moments in a video game ever! The "indeed!" was comedic perfection. Thanks for the laughter!

[@Nysyarc]

For some reason the bird call in the distance at 1:14 makes that clip even funnier.

[@Borastheantichrist]

I can't speak to you right now. I am too busy drowning.

[@wekings9073]

Followed by the sound of *Huge rock being dropped in the ocean*

[@guilhermepalombo3355]

1:38 that felt like a manslayer gamerpoop moment

[@vinegro4579]

1:27 I remember first meeting this guy, I was like, "What a rude Elf, I ought to teach him a lesson!" then after talking to him, "Nevermind, he declined me in such a gentle way 😊"

[@thawachyasintinoraskasloui4238]

2:00 The Gray Fox is looking all confused. 😂

[@jigthh]

I love how the imperial guards tend to check the body of the player once they are done brutally murdering them. It's like they clean up their hands from the whole business and indicate to everyone around that "they didn't see a thing".

[@syahidfahmi6770]

2:28 the guard is fully respect, he spare his last minute of his life to listen the citizen..

[@moosegoose3159]

2:33 I must go now, my planet needs me.

[@EmployeeJoe630]

Note: Carius died on the way to the surface

[@The_Lone_Outlaw]

Oh man that snow one was something out of a crackheads opera. Complete insanity.

[@thesmiler1579]

2:45 i'm dying lmfao

[@birdup6663]

Ulrich: A. Doesn't know you B. Doesn't care to know you C. All of the above

[@dzsenifeher1979]

1:06 Me whenever I try to socialize

[@SpaceFighter2004]

For a second I thought you meant it was YOU saying "Oh it's you again." to people, and I was like "No wonder how you can only TRY to socialize with that kind of attitude."

[@dzsenifeher1979]

​@@SpaceFighter2004 You are right! It wasn't very clear. :) I meant the other way around!

[@mmackey1951]

2:13 that was absolutely terrifying...

[@kotaro1483]

My worst nightmare: citizens turning into guards

[@kiri1695]

and the way he turns back into a different person after, absolutely horrific

[@lordescanor8232]

he just went back to sleep.... and then a other guard appeard is like " body is still cold, looks like there is killer here"

[@Fellowidiotonyoutube]

@@lordescanor8232 Another guard: who could've killed this innocent man!?

[@brevervillarubia6808]

Straight up choose violence.

[@blackshards3415]

"That was the strangest book i've ever read." Gorgeous!

[@GenocideLv]

That "indeed C:" killed me. Me thinks this might be the other kind of snow

[@Bucaneiro_]

Indeed.

[@Madara-Uchiha]

2:55 In Skyrim this exact glitch happend with the tail of this argonina women in near Rifton after I accepted the Quest Lexicon. I gave her an arrow to the knee.....she flew a few feet forward/backward but her tail just streeeeeetched along the way.

[@Tagl.]

That "Indeed." needs to be a meme!

[@ВеселыйКотяня]

Indeed

[@DG-lo]

I've had those weird yellow geometric shapes float about too (it happened because I had been playing the game with Spanish text, then returned to it with my system language set to English and the whole thing went bonkers - functionally bonkers). But I could never have expected Raminus to say that about the strangest book! Never even heard the line before. Another brilliant clip, and one more to suggest that the NPCs are semi-sentient beings under the influence of Sheogorath.

[@whiteraven1992]

It's happened in Skyrim, too. I once got a large red geometric shape extending to the sky right after beheading a Stormcloak Soldier (on the old PS3 version).

[@DG-lo]

@@whiteraven1992 It's a feature! Like Hercules and the Hydra.

[@realname8362]

@@whiteraven1992 It's just a marker for when a mesh is missing or unable to be loaded for whatever reason. Morrowind and fallout 3/nv have pretty much identical objects. Presumably fo4 does as well, but I've only ever seen missing textures. No clue why the mesh in the hair/helmet slot for Raminus would be missing when he's sitting down though.

[@CD-Gaming]

@@whiteraven1992 I got some of that once too, on the roof of the Dawnguard Fortress, also on PS3!

[@davidh7953]

I N D E E D

[@Helmotz.]

We indeed need more snow

[@itsybitsybosmer]

That Ulrich Leland, such a friendly chap. The poor Grey Fox is sitting there wondering what Ulrich's problem is

[@DarthRektar]

2:11 when the paralysis demon wakes you up

[@AshyView24]

"body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about" 😂😂😂

[@seannoll2032]

The entire legion of guards murdering you for grabbing a single cup is peak oblivion.

[@foxymetroid]

People: exist Ulrich: does not know them and does not care to know them.

[@childofcascadia]

2:40 just killed me. And 3:26 is the Oblivion version of Daggerfall's HALT HALT HALTHALTHALT

[@Artemis_jay]

“That was the strangest book I ever read” 😂

[@AscensionOfAuriel]

Guard: " I can't speak to you right now." * Dies. Elder Mer: " Oh dear. Anyway..."

[@Caliban_80]

When he woke up, murdered you, then went back to sleep nonchalantly😅

[@MP-vc4nu]

Ah yes, palace guard’s skill

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

1:47 made me wake up my neighbor wheeze laughing

[@RedGallardo]

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

@@RedGallardo I was referring to.... INDEED

[@RedGallardo]

@@pekkalaitinen8769 I heard the others say the same.

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

The reveal of the goofy little fella chin-deep in snow, agreeing they need more, oh my god

[@eliburry-schnepp6012]

2:33 You can see the moment when he realized he just stopped holding his breath

[@alexandreaffi4165]

MH!

[@MutantBamHammer]

"The imperial legion is at your service, citizen. What seems to be the problem?" (points at guard)

[@paigeanne1325]

The snow one absolutely sent me rolling off the highest point of my house😂😂holy fuck i love this game

[@robertdeffenbaugh9004]

“I can’t speak to you right now” Dies drowning. Took it like a champ.

[@OnlineSarcasmFails]

The guards in odd postions talling so plainly get me every time. The book one was also fantastic. Fucking hell. But the fav is Leiland with the Grey Fox. God that has me rolling.

[@headman82]

What seems to the problem citizen? EVERYTHING!!!

[@TheShanicpower]

Adamus Phillida really is the main recurring character of this channel.

[@neuto]

2:30 lawl, the whole scene looks as if the line and death are Carius's comedy act.

[@TheMetalValkyrie]

Should make more clips from this. Meme gold.Especially the strange book one

[@natinekochan6489]

1:19 quite literally the gatekeeper 😹

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Thanks!

[@ddohartaigh9687]

Raminus seemed a little disturbed by that book

[@mrrizzla4961]

The "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you." guy is my spirit animal.

[@Lofirainbows]

I like that he opens the books for a moment before stealing them

[@flipflopfrog602]

1:39 made me snort-laugh xD

[@universal_wisdom3416]

Oblivion: The one game where ever glitch just makes sense.

[@ZA-mb5di]

2:33 this is officially the best clip

[@hepaticanobilis2453]

Oh, it's you again...

[@gamingchinchilla7323]

I'm going to theorize that the "I dont know you" guy was a creation by a disgruntled member of the NPC creation department at Bethesda studios and he was just left in there forgotten. he also reminds me of "I am Error" guy from Zelda II :P

[@hackermanack3393]

" Snow we need more snow. Can't have enough snow " people in Skyrim: " Indeed "

[@lostliberty9913]

What!? I didn’t see a thing!

[@happystorm9840]

The Gray Fox: -_-

[@paulmann8570]

Is it bad I almost expected every single guard getting out of bed to kill you scream "Should've just PAID THE FINE!" all at once?

[@giovi727]

thank you for uploading it xD

[@godoftestoe7956]

0:35 oh damn, I was expecting a "STOp RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" in that moment xD

[@Theprofessorator]

My man Ulrich knows exactly what he doesn't want, and it's to know you. 😉

[@sylviabennan]

havent laughed this hard in a minute bruh, thank you!! instasubbed

[@razielospl]

The body is still warm :> :> : >

[@jackmooradian2858]

I fucking love how imperfect this game is

[@maiq5228]

The book one made me laugh so hard I dribbled

[@PaladinWat]

🏀

[@EddVoron]

2:11 when someone try to wake me up.

[@semregob3363]

I might return to oblivion just for this music

[@semregob3363]

@@diah7130 thats me

[@lesewing]

Lol that guard woke up to choose violence.

[@ryanocallaghan8833]

2:45 book with the missing mesh/ texture got me 😁

[@Vomaxx1]

These are priceless. Wonderful! / 3:24 well, that's one way to increase your light armor skill, I guess...

[@nah6892]

Ulrich would prob walk up to mehrune just to tell him “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”

[@MissesWitch]

I was also invited to the thieves guild after I took a plastic fork from a fish and chips shop while not realising there was already one inside!

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

“I can’t speak to you right now.” **drowns**

[@jordanmcbride9215]

"that was the strangest book I ever read."

[@o1o0Ivl]

this must be the funniest Oblivion compilation of them all ! can't stop laughing ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@FGCOLLECTIVE]

1:40 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude literally buried in snow: Indeed!! 👌😌

[@jarekwrzosek2048]

-Is there a Problem? -No, Captain Philida, other than that you seem to be spaghettified.

[@XOPOIIIO]

At least your light armor skill increased.

[@MP-vc4nu]

Bounty : 1 Entire army - CHASE HIM Guard kills each other Entire army - Is everything alright citizen?

[@dylanolson6077]

A thieves guild member catches you stealing from them and they…. Call the guards??!!

[@strategosgaming4093]

This game... 😂😂😂

[@ioannistezas]

Ultimately stretched guard beyond recognition - Is there a problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scottfitzpatrick1939]

Falls asleep in full plate Hears a noise wakes up and slays someone Goes back to sleep

[@wizrox]

Ulrich is sure the most aggresivly passive NPC in the whole Bethesda universe.

[@momoraven8577]

*Body still warm, looks like there is a killer about"

[@goatsplitter]

"that was the strangest book I ever read." Lolol

[@_MaZTeR_]

Bounty: 1 The entire room: So you have chosen death