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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

9 ай бұрын

The newly elected Speaker of the House played a key role in trying to overturn the 2020 election and former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows appears to have flipped on his old boss.
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@SumDumGui
@SumDumGui 9 ай бұрын
Classic. "Our national nightmare is now...different." 😂😂😂
@44VW44
@44VW44 9 ай бұрын
Stephen, Stephen, Stephen how will we ever properly thank you for your heartfelt song bidding the last chicken McNugget a fond farewell. Bravo Sir!👏🥂🥰 Bravo!
@lookin-up
@lookin-up 9 ай бұрын
"Am I Mike Johnson?"...hilarious 😆! Thanks Stephen for the laughs in these times--we need you!❤️
@grantharriman284
@grantharriman284 9 ай бұрын
And so dies my faint hope that we could see a bipartisan centrist coalition form in a final desperate move to get things back on track. I knew it was a long shot, but at least I could dream.
@Opus313
@Opus313 9 ай бұрын
Looks like it will be very easy for Stephen to do a Mike Johnson impression!
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 9 ай бұрын
Even their ears look similar.
@bobpratt7112
@bobpratt7112 9 ай бұрын
The key is good character notes. Stephen's from SC. He knows Johnson's type. "The entire 8 billion on Earth are in two simple groups. Imagination-squashed, verse-quoting, privileged white Christians who look like me and talk like me and think like me... and hellbound skinwalkers trying to take our suburban homes, our guns, and the children we've been indoctrinating their whole lives." Questions?
@freya8133
@freya8133 9 ай бұрын
Poor Stephen....
@freya8133
@freya8133 9 ай бұрын
​@@rejoyce318See above.
@BadWebDiver
@BadWebDiver 9 ай бұрын
Almost identical twins! 🤣
@paulorganisation1
@paulorganisation1 9 ай бұрын
45th speaker? Just shows how trump has been permanently stamped in the memories😂.
@bunyipdragon9499
@bunyipdragon9499 9 ай бұрын
45th's speaker 😂
@hitreset0291
@hitreset0291 9 ай бұрын
Yes nightmares do reoccur.
@herminaedwards5242
@herminaedwards5242 9 ай бұрын
Because he is in it 24/7 Their master is pulling their strings! Lol
@MrJBA79
@MrJBA79 9 ай бұрын
They go through speakers like they go through underpants... they don't even give them real names anymore. Mike Johnson is the name you make up on the spot when a random telemarketer tries to sell you wall-to-wall carpets.
@bartholomewcubbins9723
@bartholomewcubbins9723 9 ай бұрын
Scalise meant to say "It is my great privilege to introduce the 45th'S CHOICE OF Speaker of the House."
@batkat1378
@batkat1378 9 ай бұрын
Resident of Louisiana. Woke up about 23:30. Sat down to eat “breakfast” and watch Mr. Colbert’s monologue around 00:02. At 00:15 considered going back to bed with covers pulled to top edge of mattress.
@souhilabouchareb9386
@souhilabouchareb9386 9 ай бұрын
Funny, smart & classy : Thanks to Stephen Colbert, I start every morning with a big smile on my face. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
@bunyipdragon9499
@bunyipdragon9499 9 ай бұрын
Mid afternoon tea break for me - best pick me up to keep me going 💜🇦🇺
@mymygilg5244
@mymygilg5244 9 ай бұрын
Same as you, he makes me smile every morning. These long months without him were hard. 🇫🇷
@sandraandrews9907
@sandraandrews9907 9 ай бұрын
@mymygilg5244 I second that as well, from 🇺🇸🎉
@sankrisiv
@sankrisiv 9 ай бұрын
its funny, but its just more koolaid!
@virginiabarton1056
@virginiabarton1056 9 ай бұрын
You missed Virginia Fox telling a CNN reporter to “Shut up!” when asking a question.
@clarice525
@clarice525 9 ай бұрын
Was that the old gal's name? She was very very rude.
@TheGreatStKat
@TheGreatStKat 9 ай бұрын
Fascists tend to be,@@clarice525 whatever age, gender, or size. This guy's the most creepy.
@corryburton9834
@corryburton9834 4 ай бұрын
Yea....I'd tell somebody to shut up that pushed Russia collusion story for 4 years before admitting to completely fabricating it....children who never grow up-democrats
@cerboris521
@cerboris521 9 ай бұрын
The celebration was very Trumpian. Congratulating themselves on solving a problem they created.
@elizabethmartell3258
@elizabethmartell3258 9 ай бұрын
Well said 👏
@kentschrader3900
@kentschrader3900 9 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha!
@FoNgThOnG
@FoNgThOnG 9 ай бұрын
LOL!
@Langkowski
@Langkowski 9 ай бұрын
Actually, the problem was created by RINOs, and solved by patriots. There you go.
@ArielFabella-qs9mo
@ArielFabella-qs9mo 9 ай бұрын
"Truer words were never spoken". You nailed it.🤣
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 9 ай бұрын
When you realize that Mike Johnson is "The Colbert Report" version of Stephen Colbert come to life.
@BadWebDiver
@BadWebDiver 9 ай бұрын
Too true...
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 9 ай бұрын
Nah, conservative pundit Stephen Colbert was a _real_ Republican, a John McCain Republican. Even in his deepest satire, Colbert wouldn't have supported Trump's attempted coup.
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 9 ай бұрын
He doesn't see color.
@Yo_Adrienne
@Yo_Adrienne 9 ай бұрын
No. Even Stephen's alter-ego wasn't this crazy/ This guy is pure awful.
@nicholasstocker8864
@nicholasstocker8864 9 ай бұрын
I’ve had a miserable evening, thank goodness Stephen Colbert lightens up my mood.
@lavender9844
@lavender9844 9 ай бұрын
I hope you’re doing alright.
@RandallChase1
@RandallChase1 9 ай бұрын
Hope your evening is going better now!
@DarkLink18819
@DarkLink18819 9 ай бұрын
Hope you're not in Maine.
@KSpirit54
@KSpirit54 9 ай бұрын
Wishing you well. Yes, Stephen does help lift us up in these unsettling times.
@CCash623
@CCash623 9 ай бұрын
Sending Good Vibes Your Way 🤗
@jclay6680
@jclay6680 9 ай бұрын
Stephen's " brother from another mother" 😂😂
@Destrate
@Destrate 9 ай бұрын
What's really scary is that 31 states still lean Right even through all this BS, according to five thirty-eight. What the hell is wrong with America?
@Housesider
@Housesider 9 ай бұрын
Critical thinking is an exceedingly rare trait in humans in general as time progresses, it feels like (but most likely isn't actually true statistically)
@lukegoffkat
@lukegoffkat 9 ай бұрын
Lead paint and Arsenic from mining, just for a start.
@sarielizard1
@sarielizard1 9 ай бұрын
Poor education, brainwashing
@r.pres.4121
@r.pres.4121 9 ай бұрын
Too much religious indoctrination in many of those states.
@nickmon6497
@nickmon6497 9 ай бұрын
Trump has found a way to talk to those people, and Democrats have not.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 9 ай бұрын
I was SO sad when I heard. Thank you for helping me laugh a little.
@d3j4v00
@d3j4v00 9 ай бұрын
My first impression of him was “that’s the guy Colbert was doing a parody of on the old Colbert Report”
@digiryde
@digiryde 9 ай бұрын
"There is an ocean of problems to solve..." Let me fix that for you. "There is an ocean of problems to add to."
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 9 ай бұрын
Vote people! Vote for those going to do the work! Hey Kentucky! Our gubernatorial election is November 7! Let’s keep Andy!
@AmericanFaction
@AmericanFaction 9 ай бұрын
Seditionist speaker of the House.
@martin2289
@martin2289 9 ай бұрын
Doesn't that "Truth" from Trump violate one of his gag orders. Sure sounds like witness intimidation.
@daveg-Vancouver_Island
@daveg-Vancouver_Island 9 ай бұрын
Yes, anyone else woulda been in jail til trial but the US has a huge problem holding their own accountable!
@Kyle_P
@Kyle_P 9 ай бұрын
It’s pretty blatant witness intimidation, yes. He does it because he gets away with too much like a spoiled child. He gets away with too much because he managed to brainwash a large portion of the society to become his own personal mob, so we have to wonder if they would riot at the jail to try to free him. Sadly not even joking, that’s probably the main reason he’s not in jail. No one actually cares about his perceived political slights that are actually legal troubles, it’s not about the perception of “interfering” with an election. It’s because he would use that excuse to cause even more chaos.
@edwardrichardson7076
@edwardrichardson7076 9 ай бұрын
New Speaker of the House: "our long national nightmare is finally different".
@susiepoadster4642
@susiepoadster4642 9 ай бұрын
I Know I’d Give Colbert An EMMY for THIS! ❤😂🎉
@billgallaher339
@billgallaher339 9 ай бұрын
Republicans - celebrating wasting an entire month in 2023 (one week for McCarthy, three for Johnson) just electing a speaker. Yeah, pat yourselves on the back for that......
@helios7212
@helios7212 9 ай бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🎯🎯🤦‍♂️
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 9 ай бұрын
Why would anyone actually vote for the GOP in earnest?
@helios7212
@helios7212 9 ай бұрын
@@CourageKarnga definitely not as it is or has been for a loooong time, that's for sure 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😔
@helios7212
@helios7212 9 ай бұрын
@@CourageKarnga We do eventually need to restore sanity and balance to our government, at some point. The GOP "conservatives" need to be broken from their billionaire worship that's plagued it since Regan. Or a new centrist party. Or something 😔😔
@valdagadsden2956
@valdagadsden2956 9 ай бұрын
Exactly. These Republicans keep proving that they are not fit to hold any office in government period.
@colincruznoosty9819
@colincruznoosty9819 9 ай бұрын
Colbert is hands down my fave!!! His kick ass Trump impersonations gets me Lmao every time…
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 9 ай бұрын
I love them ALL. Keeps me sane.
@kivimik
@kivimik 9 ай бұрын
Scalise's Freudian slip was telling. Johnson might in the Speaker's chair, but 45 is calling the shots.
@melodyszadkowski5256
@melodyszadkowski5256 9 ай бұрын
Oh, Stephen, we need you more than ever. Please help us to laugh in the midst of the last few days' events. My heart hurts.
@Babyluthi
@Babyluthi 9 ай бұрын
The new speaker is the Handmaid's Tale guy. He wants a theocracy.
@DuckReach432
@DuckReach432 9 ай бұрын
Why do they always say, "you cheated" when they lose, but have no doubts in the system when they win? Doesn't seem very mature.
@OriginalCaliKitty
@OriginalCaliKitty 9 ай бұрын
It doesn't seem mature because it isn't. They're all cases of arrested development (especially Trump): loud, bratty, self-obsessed 13-year-olds in middle-aged/elderly skin suits.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 9 ай бұрын
After all those years you really ask "why"? Because they cheat all the time, they want to be in a higher office to fill their pockets, serve their donors and give a sh!t about the common people. But they can't say that or nobody would vote for them, so they say "these books make your kids gay, dems are communists, the border is open and we are the only party that can protect you." Claiming an election is rigged when they lose is just an extension of their hypocropsy and dishoesty.
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 9 ай бұрын
The GOP in a nutshell.
@annareal_af
@annareal_af 9 ай бұрын
Stephen has the best Donald the doofus impression EVER. 💙
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 9 ай бұрын
Since Johnson supported the Jan 6th insurrection, shouldnt he be removed from public office under the 14th Ammendment section 3 … and also prosecuted like all the other insurrectionists….?
@jimwind7589
@jimwind7589 9 ай бұрын
I vote the gallows
@Langkowski
@Langkowski 9 ай бұрын
He can't support something that have never existed
@LoanShoppingExpert
@LoanShoppingExpert 9 ай бұрын
You've got this word--insurrection--stuck in your pea brain. It wasn't an insurrection; it was a Fedsurrection.
@denvergirl2645
@denvergirl2645 9 ай бұрын
Since Biden has accepted bribes from foreign countries and covered up for his son Hunter shouldn't he be prosecuted also? You can't have it both ways.
@user-vr2rq5hl6l
@user-vr2rq5hl6l 9 ай бұрын
In a strange twist of fate, in the vote for Speaker, the House actually elected George Santos, who had stolen Mike Johnson’s identity.
@herminaedwards5242
@herminaedwards5242 9 ай бұрын
Lol
@patriciapage2109
@patriciapage2109 9 ай бұрын
😂now that's funny!
@barbaraschuld8206
@barbaraschuld8206 9 ай бұрын
😆😂🤣🤪😁💙✌️
@cindywiech2675
@cindywiech2675 9 ай бұрын
😂
@rhondavaron5749
@rhondavaron5749 9 ай бұрын
It is not funny to steal someone’s identity.
@craigstahl1874
@craigstahl1874 9 ай бұрын
It is going to be a long 12 months to the election. Thank the heavens Colbert and the writers are back.
@dgw4049
@dgw4049 9 ай бұрын
Took GOP 3 weeks to find someone in their party they don't hate.
@Langkowski
@Langkowski 9 ай бұрын
It took three weeks to deal with the corruption
@paulperkins1615
@paulperkins1615 9 ай бұрын
"Our long national nightmare is finally... different." True that.
@hopesprings4155
@hopesprings4155 9 ай бұрын
There's a never-ending line of repukelicans who can't wait to control women.
@mymothersdiva
@mymothersdiva 9 ай бұрын
😂It still can be stollen. A delicious German pastry!❤❤
@DawnDavidson
@DawnDavidson 9 ай бұрын
I for one would MUCH rather have an election stollen!
@AloisAgos
@AloisAgos 9 ай бұрын
Glad I was not the only one who saw Johnson's resemblance to Colbert. Half expected Stephen to introduced him as "Next Speaker of the House, and defective Stephen Colbert clone, Mike Johnson".
@nancyjay790
@nancyjay790 9 ай бұрын
"To recap, the world is on fire, and we are covered with oil." By the byway, Mike Johnson says climate change isn't being accelerated by human activity. Great guy.
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 9 ай бұрын
To say nothing of him being against every abortion, no exceptions, and jail for the doctors ...
@Langkowski
@Langkowski 9 ай бұрын
The whole discussion about the man made effect on the climate is the wrong debate. What people should really talk about is if the measures taken actually works.
@garylawrence7547
@garylawrence7547 9 ай бұрын
My God, we are all screwed! This new speaker is a nightmare. What have we done to deserve this America? Tell me, please.
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 9 ай бұрын
Too many of us keep voting for fascists.
@florabernstein605
@florabernstein605 9 ай бұрын
Let's celebrate accomplishing the bare minimum 🎉 woo hoo.
@DN-kz7xl
@DN-kz7xl 9 ай бұрын
Let us start denying that Mike Johnson won.😂
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 9 ай бұрын
😆😆😆 and start a rumor that they elected Colbert.
@splendidcolors
@splendidcolors 9 ай бұрын
Hakeem Jeffries forever! @@starsabove8059
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 9 ай бұрын
I like that! We should!
@karmaalstad5588
@karmaalstad5588 9 ай бұрын
I said the Speakers Seat is still empty as a figure of speech last night. After listening to him question Doctors, he does not know how long the birth canal is, couldnt make up his damn mind what phase of gestation is being discussed (unless he is being mis-leading), election denier, and isnt a Doctor. Yup, that seat is still empty.
@Valentinathevamp
@Valentinathevamp 9 ай бұрын
Why? He was voted in, as per law.
@rachelgeorge2098
@rachelgeorge2098 9 ай бұрын
Now Stephen has a very good reason to do a cameo on SNL
@Dbb27
@Dbb27 9 ай бұрын
The minute I saw Mike Johnson I thought it’s Stephen Colbert’s twin! Can the guy be that bad?? After a little research I immediately looked forward to Colbert’s upcoming monologue! Hang on to your hat. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. 😢
@reinemarais4392
@reinemarais4392 9 ай бұрын
You can't help yourself, Stephen and his team. The rest of the world may have lost their sense of humour. You have it. Your show is why people around the world get up in the morning. Thank you. Do not die before me!
@kmartina65
@kmartina65 9 ай бұрын
People around the world get up in the morning to listen to Colbert? Did you just say that? Sweet Jesus.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 9 ай бұрын
And how have the rest of the world lost their sense of humour? We're laughing at the never ending dumpster fire that is USA.
@jacquesvermeulen8870
@jacquesvermeulen8870 6 ай бұрын
This is a late night show..! Here jesis..! Jys poes dom
@jacquesvermeulen8870
@jacquesvermeulen8870 6 ай бұрын
@@kmartina65 this is a typical white Afrikaner.. extremely opinionated, poorly educated opinions
@robertsmith5744
@robertsmith5744 9 ай бұрын
Mike Johnson is Dangerous.
@bk7064
@bk7064 9 ай бұрын
Congrats. It only took you guys 5 seconds to hate a guy you don't even know.
@communitygardener17
@communitygardener17 9 ай бұрын
​@@bk7064It's a "By his works ye shall know him" knowing. Insurrectionist who tried to end democracy.
@LostintheTwilightZone
@LostintheTwilightZone 9 ай бұрын
​@@bk7064we do know......hesan insurrectionists...that alone is enough......but he is also a christo-fascist who wants to force his religion down every ones throat, anti-abortion, climate denier, anti-vaxxer, anti-labor, wants to dismantle SS and Medicare, ....... the list is long.......do yea ....we don't like him..........
@clappinmonkey0944
@clappinmonkey0944 6 ай бұрын
​@bk7064 3months later...yup hes in fact dangerous...he and the rest of the trumpy cultists
@krs48
@krs48 9 ай бұрын
What happens if we deny that anyone in the GOP was elected?
@lukegoffkat
@lukegoffkat 9 ай бұрын
They'll scream voter fraud. Somehow...
@luvurobert
@luvurobert 9 ай бұрын
OMG, am I Mike Johnson? 😂😂😂 Love it!
@skyrocketcoast219
@skyrocketcoast219 9 ай бұрын
Thank you Mr Colbert , we surely needed this!
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 9 ай бұрын
Or it’s Mike Johnson and Stephen replaced him has House Speaker😂😂😂😂
@pixiemadness7139
@pixiemadness7139 9 ай бұрын
​@@Tuturial464😂
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 9 ай бұрын
😆
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 9 ай бұрын
Republicans aren’t funny!
@MrMalcolm900
@MrMalcolm900 9 ай бұрын
Except the fact that denying the results of a election is actually legal and a functioning part of democracy. Oops. You people who like these late night talk show hosts are stunningly ignorant.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 9 ай бұрын
Keep my democracy's name out ya damn mouf!👋
@lyricwilberg
@lyricwilberg 9 ай бұрын
now if we could only get up and 🫲🏽🫲🏽🫲🏽
@helios7212
@helios7212 9 ай бұрын
​@@lyricwilberg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯🎯🎯🎃🤯
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 9 ай бұрын
Yeah. Twice now I’ve heard them use the word trying to co-opt Biden. Makes me want to 🤮 .
@SheyD78
@SheyD78 9 ай бұрын
Every time I hear the new speaker's name I feel like it's one of Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern.
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 9 ай бұрын
Phil McCracken..
@doerthemanahan9912
@doerthemanahan9912 9 ай бұрын
Stephen always helps me to cope with all the GOP screwups!
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 9 ай бұрын
It’s scary to think that when they’re done completely getting rid of our rights to marry who we want, conceive when we want, vote, and strive for a better future, we’re going to look back at these current crazy and chaotic days with fondness. Sad.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 9 ай бұрын
And meanwhile there's no maternity leave and there's always some nutjob on the loose using a public place as a shooting gallery. You're already in hell, you're just quibbling over the colour of the wallpaper.
@Langkowski
@Langkowski 9 ай бұрын
Well, you can't marry whoever you want. Underage children for instance (which is the tradition in many muslim countries). As for voting and striving for a better future, that's what MAGA want, contrary to what the media has told you.
@ItsWAWGaming
@ItsWAWGaming 9 ай бұрын
That's actually the democrats.
@flygirl3695
@flygirl3695 9 ай бұрын
Military widows already have this problem. They have a 5percent remarriage rate because they are penalized if they do!
@jujitsujew23
@jujitsujew23 9 ай бұрын
You missed the point of their celebrations Stephen. They weren’t celebrating electing a leader, they were celebrating having a trump sycophant as speaker. They feel it’s a victory
@herminaedwards5242
@herminaedwards5242 9 ай бұрын
we all know Trump & GOP cant shoot straight! Lol
@kmartina65
@kmartina65 9 ай бұрын
It is a victory.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 9 ай бұрын
And let me check my chart... Yep, that makes them evil, with a side of stupid.
@ferox965
@ferox965 9 ай бұрын
​​@@kmartina65Victory for radicalized fascists. Not for the country.
@kmartina65
@kmartina65 9 ай бұрын
@@ferox965 nobody pays attention to your idiotic labels anymore. Welcome to democracy.
@charliegnu
@charliegnu 9 ай бұрын
This guy reminds me of the politicians in Futurama: John Jackson and Jack Johnson 😂
@shesails25
@shesails25 9 ай бұрын
I love Stephen's sense of humor! He always hits the nail on the head!
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 9 ай бұрын
I like the presidents that DON'T post on social media more than a 14 year old.
@macforme
@macforme 9 ай бұрын
Or at a 5 year old's mental level.
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 9 ай бұрын
Trump was very good friends with Epstein. I wouldn't leave him alone with a 14-year old.
@skiski2239
@skiski2239 9 ай бұрын
The fact that you care so much screams immaturity.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 9 ай бұрын
Agreed! And let's face it, Trump's posts are inane.
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 9 ай бұрын
@@skiski2239 To care greatly about something is immature? That may have sounded good in your head.
@bradculver
@bradculver 9 ай бұрын
Around 5:54 Stephen says “lying on our backs, feet in the air” under applause before mentioning Meadows ‘flipping’ on Trump. That’s a line from Making Flippy Floppy by The Talking Heads. Well played Stephen, a nice lil Easter egg for the Heads heads
@richardswann5300
@richardswann5300 9 ай бұрын
Lying on our back, feet in the air ! Was he referring to Kamal "heels up" Harris ?
@godwinwong2809
@godwinwong2809 9 ай бұрын
I'm so glad we finally came together in the middle, didn't appeal to the crazies, and nominated a level, headed speaker who will collaborate with the other half. Especially since the majority party has the thinnest lead and got smoked in the midterm. It's good to see they heard the people loud and clear. Our legislature truly makes the most sense. Democracy!
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 9 ай бұрын
You left off the satire mark, /s. People will think you're serious.
@CCR971
@CCR971 9 ай бұрын
So after 3 weeks of embarrassing toddler tantrums and complete disfunction, instead of getting down to work, they threw a party congratulating themselves for doing the most basic function of government; picking a leader?? How can Republicans tolerate these fools? I know there are sane Republicans out there somewhere. They can't all be nuts...can they?
@parkerbrown-nesbit1747
@parkerbrown-nesbit1747 9 ай бұрын
Yes, they can.
@fbelard
@fbelard 9 ай бұрын
Maybe, but also, most are (in practice) powerless, just like everybody else in our sad excuse for a democratic system.
@rmsteeves
@rmsteeves 9 ай бұрын
80 percent of them are delusional psychopaths and the other 20 percent know this but don't care as long as they get what they want.
@lizardog
@lizardog 9 ай бұрын
I think there are still a few Republicans now, but most are RINOs; they're actually Trumpublicans, and what a sad indictment of about one-sixth of American voters.
@thanatostheglossolalian3491
@thanatostheglossolalian3491 9 ай бұрын
There are sane Republicans left. There just aren’t any sane Republicans still supporting the dumpster fire the GOP has become.
@ClaudiaTipping-cd8vc
@ClaudiaTipping-cd8vc 9 ай бұрын
Thank God for Stephen Colbert!🎉🎉
@tylerboyce4081
@tylerboyce4081 9 ай бұрын
So we now have an election-denying right-wing Republican for Speaker? Wow, what an improvement over (checks notes) our last election-denying right-wing Republican Speaker. 🙃
@firebreathingmoonbeam3961
@firebreathingmoonbeam3961 9 ай бұрын
Lol
@ClonedGamer001
@ClonedGamer001 9 ай бұрын
This guy has grey hair instead of white hair. Totally different guy!
@saturnv2419
@saturnv2419 9 ай бұрын
It is a feature not a bug.
@stoicstudent6116
@stoicstudent6116 9 ай бұрын
Every single Democrat denied the 2016 election 👆
@helios7212
@helios7212 9 ай бұрын
Right? All that drama and gov shutdown 💩 and the end result us the same if not even worse 🤦‍♂️😔
@dorrolorro
@dorrolorro 9 ай бұрын
I can't remember if your Trump impersonations came back a while ago or recently, but I have to say that I'm glad they're back. You're always on point!
@SarahEdelfabrik
@SarahEdelfabrik 9 ай бұрын
Could not imagine a world without Stephen Colbert. Thanks for all you do
@SC_Jolly
@SC_Jolly 9 ай бұрын
Remember! This congressional term will end 1/3/25! Presidential certification is 1/6/25. So if everyone votes BLUE in 2024 Johnson won't be speaker on 1/6/25.
@Zabikin11
@Zabikin11 9 ай бұрын
Unfortunately we still have a full year+ to deal with him
@Zabikin11
@Zabikin11 9 ай бұрын
And that’s if they don’t successfully pull a coup next year
@kellygoodman4773
@kellygoodman4773 9 ай бұрын
Now the do nothing republican party needs to get back to work and earn what we are paying them. Never seen such a bunch of slackers. Pass some legislation that helps us, why don't ya??
@ArcaJ
@ArcaJ 9 ай бұрын
Unless they actually manage to steal this one.
@USGrant-rr2by
@USGrant-rr2by 9 ай бұрын
You sure HE'LL last that long????
@notenoughmonkeys
@notenoughmonkeys 9 ай бұрын
I for one am glad the house can *finally* get back to its one true mission of shutting down the government.
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 9 ай бұрын
Oh my I loved the Trump and nugget joke!!! Thanks.
@jk22222sd
@jk22222sd 9 ай бұрын
Stephen Colbert needs to do his own SNL of the new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson! There are indeed some resemblances! lol.
@wtf1185
@wtf1185 9 ай бұрын
So the fascists have a new house leader to steer the ship... it hardly matters since they have no direction other than to scuttle the ship before it can reach safe waters. Besides, their rudder is broken.
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 9 ай бұрын
Orcas ate their rudder? OK, now I'm cheering for the Orcas!!!
@jayfeather965
@jayfeather965 9 ай бұрын
Thank god Stephen is back!!!
@thisbushnell2012
@thisbushnell2012 9 ай бұрын
The new rule that one member can remove the speaker should now be utilized by the Dems.
@mmmnope7999
@mmmnope7999 9 ай бұрын
That would be hilarious! But it would also start a never ending childish battle😂
@Kialt-yv7bn
@Kialt-yv7bn 9 ай бұрын
Oh... You mean one person can get him ousted... Let the games begin.... Why not MTG tried on first day to impeach President Biden...
@thisbushnell2012
@thisbushnell2012 9 ай бұрын
@@mmmnope7999 until the dems regain the house and can end the 'MTG protocol'
@Steve-rh9dk
@Steve-rh9dk 9 ай бұрын
​@@mmmnope7999Problem is, the extremists are counting on precisely that very sentiment to keep playing the game this way, knowing they can count on civilized minds to let them. There us a point where tolerance very much becomes a weakness that can be taken advantage of.
@vmira3910
@vmira3910 9 ай бұрын
Omg he should play him on SNL!!!!!
@DisruptedSinner
@DisruptedSinner 9 ай бұрын
Stephen, you are crushing it! Keep it up my good sir. I'm still so glad I'm not an American but can still be informed and entertained in Montreal, Canada. 🤘 Keep rocking on!
@SaraMira-qi9vl
@SaraMira-qi9vl 9 ай бұрын
Good for you!!!! As we are sloppy cousins and the awful old Orange guy thought he had license to be a... jerk... to Canada too! (to our outrage ... !) it's good to follow each others basic issues & know what to avoid .. family!
@DisruptedSinner
@DisruptedSinner 9 ай бұрын
@@SaraMira-qi9vl Agreed, 100%!
@AmericanFaction
@AmericanFaction 9 ай бұрын
“Keep my Democracy out ya fkn mouth !! “
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 9 ай бұрын
Harsh but fair
@djaqueirozputinstalin7694
@djaqueirozputinstalin7694 9 ай бұрын
Thank you, Mr. Colbert.
@Pete_R63
@Pete_R63 9 ай бұрын
Ha! When CNN talked about Johnson winning, I posted a comment that Colbert will have a good time doing impressions because he looks a lot like him! So great that he makes this mention.
@rampagephoenix1735
@rampagephoenix1735 9 ай бұрын
Look at how easy it was for the GOP to elect a speaker so unanimously; Well, i guess their whole "blame it in the democrats" excuse falls on its face, now doesn't it.
@jumperpoint
@jumperpoint 9 ай бұрын
Well there were a couple people who didn't bother to show up for the vote. They were probably home making sure Jim Jordan hadn't killed any of their family members.
@dawnw9850
@dawnw9850 9 ай бұрын
Exactly. And it's disgusting how almost every media outlet completely ignored that fact while Republicans whined that the Democrats were to blame.
@abelincoln5000
@abelincoln5000 9 ай бұрын
No, there's still plenty to blame on the Democrats. Why is the border wide open for 3 years?
@ralph_m31
@ralph_m31 9 ай бұрын
It's because he's endorsed by 'Orange Man'... An election denier just like MTG, Boebert & Gaetz... Same feather flock together...
@charlescharlemagne4907
@charlescharlemagne4907 9 ай бұрын
the speaker issue wasnt the fault of democrats...the current worst border crisis in history, crime spikes in liberal run cities, the worthless covid lockdowns and vaccine mandates, botched pullout in Afghanistan, hamas launching an attack with money Biden gave to Iran, Biden depleting our oil reserves to help his poll numbers....those are all democrat failures.
@chriswest6988
@chriswest6988 9 ай бұрын
Did they change any of the procedural rules to go along with this, or is it still possible for any house member to call for this guy's removal (and tie everything up even if that motion doesn't succeed)?
@bradleyheck7204
@bradleyheck7204 9 ай бұрын
Yes, it is, so Watch This Space.
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 9 ай бұрын
Maybe we will get lucky and Mikey can go to prison with the rest of the treasonous bastards. 😅😅
@n4life69
@n4life69 9 ай бұрын
Got the popcorn ready for this political show!!❤😂
@Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase
@Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase 9 ай бұрын
Is it wrong that when he said "Talking Heads" i thought about politicians first, then remembered, oh yeah, thats a band!
@wtf1185
@wtf1185 9 ай бұрын
I was right there thing the same thing.
@humai771
@humai771 9 ай бұрын
Don’t you think Scalsleese meant the pick of the 45th president
@geegees2741
@geegees2741 9 ай бұрын
Like heck you’re not Mike Johnson, Mr. Colbert. 🤣🤣🤣
@TurnedBLACK3weeksVSAgentORANGE
@TurnedBLACK3weeksVSAgentORANGE 9 ай бұрын
So much for the MODERATE GQP took the chance to steer their party back 🤦🏻‍♀️ MAGA and MAGA and MAGA!
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 9 ай бұрын
The Q stands for Qrazy
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 9 ай бұрын
There's only 1 moderate in the GOP, and that's Senator Mitt Romney. There's only so much he can do against the overflowing MAGA crazy...
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 9 ай бұрын
The Republican party can not be saved. All the Non MAGA Republicans need to start a new party and let people join up there.
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 9 ай бұрын
The only way to win back the house and keep the senate is to vote Blue…… we cannot rely on the courts for justice!
@lukegoffkat
@lukegoffkat 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, they folded so fast, they broke the sound barrier with the towel they threw in.
@ajayarya8591
@ajayarya8591 9 ай бұрын
Just when you think the GOP couldn't possibly get any worse... They GET WORSE! The GOP isn't a party, it's a neverending contagious hangover that affects the whole country.
@KingRichardXVIII
@KingRichardXVIII 9 ай бұрын
GOP IS CANCER
@michaelb.5687
@michaelb.5687 9 ай бұрын
The Democrat Party could have helped elect Emmers, a respectable House Republican. Odd how the Democrat Reps talked about a collaborative vote and suggested working together only when they are not in power; would they have shared power when in the Republican position, which has happened before? No. I’m not defending the fake Conservative Trump supporters who invoke shame and disappointment when contrasted with the intelligence of an amoeba, they are outright idiots. However, let me be clear, the righteous indignation of these Trump supporters are a direct reflection of the radical left. Republicans were sick of getting smacked 7 ways to Sunday in media propaganda like the Democrats, so this is how they leveled the field. This is exactly how it feels from the other side. Same outrageous application of righteous disgust, same unwanted (by the majority of the country) policies and “forward” thinking, and same woke/Trumpian lies. I don’t agree with it, but I thought someone should say what most normal intelligent people are thinking who do NOT prescribe to radical ideology, both left and right.
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 9 ай бұрын
It will all end in 2024.
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 9 ай бұрын
The GOP still has supporters despite how extremly well-documented their off-all-medicine-plans-of-crazyness are
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 9 ай бұрын
Unless enough of us vote Blue….it’s game over!
@artlewellan2294
@artlewellan2294 9 ай бұрын
"We're out of towels" Colbert piece expressives. STEVE U R GOOD so good. Gracias
@artlewellan2294
@artlewellan2294 9 ай бұрын
Steve. Smell the newness of the year 2040! Soooo new and also new, new, so new. Who knew?
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 9 ай бұрын
A well-oiled machine? That's the funniest remark I've heard in a few decades.
@sarahofer4368
@sarahofer4368 9 ай бұрын
Let's all pray for Biden's continued good health. Thank goodness we have a strong VP in Kamala Harris.
@kayeroskaft9619
@kayeroskaft9619 9 ай бұрын
They are both in my thoughts.
@domhuckle
@domhuckle 9 ай бұрын
Gonna sound harsh, but probably the best thing Joe could do is step aside one way or another
@blnunya6689
@blnunya6689 9 ай бұрын
Good health?....the man has dementia. Strong in what way?....what has she done that has been successful? She was appointed to deal with our obvious border crisis...and it's only getting worse.
@ItsWAWGaming
@ItsWAWGaming 9 ай бұрын
Both are doing a horrible job lol@@kayeroskaft9619
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 9 ай бұрын
Pray? I prefer to vote, there is an election next year.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 9 ай бұрын
The World appreciates US presidents who don't disrespect people's votes, who don't incite insurrections, who aren't an international security risk, and who aren't an existential threat. And who aren't a ludicrous tantrum-minded crime-focused law-despising toddleresque dolt.
@renep2220
@renep2220 9 ай бұрын
Nailed it! 👍
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 9 ай бұрын
Congress should have elected Bose. Higher quality, good left-right balance, noise cancellation features, and they won’t have to replace it in six months’ time.
@JBBost
@JBBost 9 ай бұрын
Hurling childish names does nothing for our side except make us look like weaker versions of the Republicans. Grow up.
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 9 ай бұрын
@@JBBost Fair call. But it's still funny. 🙂
@USGrant-rr2by
@USGrant-rr2by 9 ай бұрын
@@JBBostDoes it? Dems would have to do a lot more than name calling to drop to the level of current REPUGLICANS...how was that one?
@DishonestTrack6
@DishonestTrack6 9 ай бұрын
Mike Johnson looks like the President from Monsters Vs Aliens who is voiced by Stephen Colbert and looks like Stephen Colbert
@darthopper7874
@darthopper7874 9 ай бұрын
Never have Biden-Harris in the same room to prevent this *** to become president.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 9 ай бұрын
So the last GQP Speaker lasted 8 months and got fired on National Kevin Day just for added irony. Let's see if this one lasts all the way past May 24th for National Mike Day next year.
@seffishestopal5950
@seffishestopal5950 9 ай бұрын
I fear Mike Johnson will be worse than Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House.
@susiepoadster4642
@susiepoadster4642 9 ай бұрын
Steven Colbert for House Speaker! GD he is soooooo gooood at it! 😂🎉❤
@Irridia
@Irridia 9 ай бұрын
SPEAKER IS 3RD IN LINE!!!! This is the 2nd time I've heard this on this show and I also heard it about 3 times on NPR! We have enough misinformation rolling around, please fix this!
@thelastobasknight3966
@thelastobasknight3966 9 ай бұрын
That moment when you realize you're insulting yourself while insulting someone else 😂 that was good Stephen!
@skyrocketcoast219
@skyrocketcoast219 9 ай бұрын
For right now Mike Johnson is like a rattler in winter....just wait.
@queerjamie2608
@queerjamie2608 9 ай бұрын
Hi from the UK! Love you Stephen Colbert imma long time watcher for years. I think you should keep the "A late show" segment you had in lockdown it was so chill having your fam in the background laughing at your jokes 😄
@dorothyedwards7225
@dorothyedwards7225 9 ай бұрын
💯% Hilarious Stephen Colbert!!!!Lmao!😅🤣😂
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 9 ай бұрын
Scalise said “45th Speaker” because Trump is pulling the strings.
@stephensheridan1279
@stephensheridan1279 9 ай бұрын
Precisely my thoughts! All Trump has to do is blink and they ALL fall in line to do whatever he wants! I am SICK of him and his party!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 9 ай бұрын
Perzactly.
@crithitjace
@crithitjace 9 ай бұрын
They got 45 on the brain perpetually. 🤦
@macforme
@macforme 9 ай бұрын
Or because he is 3 brick shy of a load...... ( he IS Republican for God's sake.)
@tammyjantzen9004
@tammyjantzen9004 9 ай бұрын
Exactly!
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