Trump Desperately Tries to Keep Job He Doesn't Even Do

[@RickOps]

Guillermo's presence makes the show twice more enjoyable

[@cherylleech785]

Love him!

[@kalydoy1860]

Really? not sure what he's supposed to be doing there. He's not funny. He's not informed. He doesn't contribute much - if anything. Its a puzzlement!

[@Vivere4Mori]

@@kalydoy1860 shutup karen

[@kalydoy1860]

@@Vivere4Mori Blow it out your ass.

[@jungledukes1]

He's the reason I started waching this show

[@andresd6193]

Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

[@johngaudet6316]

They are insane like Trump, at this point can't imagine liking someone that knew Covid was airborne back in February and did nothing too save American lives. We could've been smart and strict like Australia, but NO the total opposite can't imagine how many more deaths from Covid.

[@filliphulles2867]

I know. 80 million wait I mean 70 million wanted Biden. Democrats had Tulsi Gabbard and you picked Joe freaking Biden. I don't get it. Then again, you have to bend over and take it up the arse when making amends with the deep state. Good luck.

[@TheJanet4321]

Ikr? I've thought that so many times since the election - can't wrap my mind around it.

[@brendabeaty2880]

I find it more likely that the GOP flooded voting with fraudulent voting than people actually believing the garbage.

[@davidparkes7741]

220K+ Americans are dead on Trumps watch too.

[@RicemanTV]

Who else can't wait for Trump to leave the country?

[@shahdhruv234]

He'll still be there yapping away just not in our white house

[@GladysAlicea]

If he moves to the neighborhood where Obama was raised, and is forced to live in a tiny, white shack, them I'm fine with it.

[@carlitobuan6923]

⁷⁷⁷>>

[@pietrojenkins6901]

I can't wait for him to leave the White House .Leaving the country means you guys are encouraging him to be a fugitive from justice.

[@cheetoshotfries2289]

We dont even want him comming to florida......

[@VitaInDC]

I like Guillermo and his Star Wars Christmas yard deco. He's refreshingly decent and down to earth.

[@Xterminalism]

I don’t think he was paying attention when his wife told him it was 4,000 dollars. He just heard the number four.

[@officialnoquestion]

Alot of ppl are decent and down too earth tho

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

I love Guillermo so much. Sometimes I watch all of his remotes in a row (Oscars, NBA etc...) He's hilarious

[@k.nicoledavis8537]

His part in the segment definitely put a smile on my face ☺️

[@baloney_sandwich]

He doesn't do anything

[@hijodelaisla275]

I hope he doesn't concede. I'd like to see him being hauled out of the White House in a straitjacket.

[@marthaguerra.1451]

I'd rather see handcuffs on all of them when they get hauled out

[@missjo3609]

Me too , I’m hope for that too and I’m not even an American

[@rc6449]

Like President Obama said, we can use the Navy Seals😎

[@TheBerny32]

That would be so good to see! The Cheese-Doodle in Chief in a straitjacket!! :-)

[@willettmary889]

Lol, I just said that last night. I would even pay to watch him in a straitjacket jacket being dragged out.

[@jorgeluz9560]

"I've never seen a guy try so hard to keep a job he doesn't even do" also known as The George Costanza.

[@donnadonna7013]

Trump is that one employee everyone hates who got fired...and still shows up to work just to sit in his cubicle playing candy crush on his phone.

[@greglialios7430]

“I’ll be too busy. I’m not going to have time for golf.” - Trump

[@redvelvetcake5505]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wardencr5577]

Trump is a top three president of all time

[@wardencr5577]

@@donnadonna7013 Trump is a top three president of all time

[@JS-di9qg]

Bunker Toddler-in-chief should not be eligible to receive secret service protection or lifetime federal gratuities once he departs.

[@notme2day]

Federal prisons have a health care plan for him.

[@daveapplemotors]

@@notme2day so do state prisons. He might get off on federal charges.

[@jefschobert9765]

🎼Dolting Don what's that frown that you got on? Could it be your post from days gone by And we all saw you had a meeting With Michigan representatives today To try to steal Joe Biden's piece of pie. 🎼President 45, yet acts just like a baby People in D.C. all know he's crazy Cause he walks around wearing A spray paint tan Can't even act normal like other men can They just all call him Dolting Don Always wondering what medication he's on 🎼Dolting Don what's that frown that you got on? Could it be your post from days gone by And we all saw you had a meeting With Michigan representatives today To try to steal Joe Biden's piece of pie. 🎼Dolting Don what's that frown that you got on? Could it be your post from days gone by And we all saw you had a meeting With Michigan representatives today To try to steal Joe Biden's piece of pie.

[@fuzzywuzzy1355]

Do they have gratuities in prison?

[@officialmamatoolive]

@Dave M We can dream can't we? Bye "Felisha"

[@TropicalLady888]

Seriously, Guillermo is truly funny!! He's a gem. Cracks me up all the time.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Trump is that one employee everyone hates who got fired...and still shows up to work just to sit in his cubicle playing candy crush on his phone.

[@donnahinds3581]

😂😂😂

[@OfficialWizzop]

Donald if you don’t go home

[@cynthiacopland8634]

Pulling a “Costansa”

[@cindyhall3703]

Funny. Have you seen Office Space? Your comment is similar to this show.

[@gigisilk798]

George Costanza has joined the chat

[@jeniferjohnson374]

There’s the ol’ saying, “avoid it like the plague”. So why can’t we just avoid the plague, LIKE THE PLAGUE?!

[@jessironquillo6639]

Australia is cOvid free. Cause they listened to common sense.

[@cynthiacopland8634]

True

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@jessironquillo6639 Not technically.. but numbers are extremely low. The country has significantly fewer states/territories, making it easier to enforce regional restrictions. It does not share a border with any other nation, which also aids matters. Crucially, though, there is an apparently significantly different attitude on the part of the people overall: individual "rights" are not brandished so emphatically, and there is seemingly an implicit understanding that a) with rights come responsibilities, and b) one person's rights end where another's begin. No Aussie, basically, wants the public shame that comes with not being careful and looking like a complete d**khead. Seeing those hordes at the airports for Thanksgiving... that attitude's gotta help.

[@sikkpuppy1968]

@@jessironquillo6639 Aussie here. The reasons we are almost COVID free are that Australia has a lower density population, and a less partisan one. The main reason however is that we take science seriously. If common sense was the only reason to respect scientific recomendations you'd think Trumpistan would be in a better place

[@sikkpuppy1968]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Yep, I'd have ben as eloquent as you if I'd had a real keyboard 😉

[@Fiat_Lux_23]

When he said "why do bad things keep happening to good people?" about Don Jr., I laughed so hard I slammed the like button three times. 😂

[@alistairgillett9462]

Careful, they may use that an example of voter fraud at the next lawsuit!

[@davidnordmeyer513]

Jimmy kimmel for vice president. (Stephen Colbert for President)

[@N.A525]

I had to rewind that part 3 Times!!! 😆

[@realityshmoo8713]

I love how he is golfing while his supporters are trying to hold onto the last hope of him being president

[@gregbors8364]

Trump knows he's out on January 20th. He's keeping the charade going to scam donations from his followers, try to keep himself relevant for another run in 2024, and to keep the country divided / keep his boss Putin happy.

[@shirleybrassard8662]

@@gregbors8364 After all this bullshit do you think anyone would actually vote for him except for his crooked henchmen?

[@_tuling]

Lmao they’re still saying “DONALD J TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸” like bruh. He only got 2 months before he gets evicted.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

@@shirleybrassard8662 Uh yeah unfortunately these 70+ million don't see what a circus it is. They are more loyal to this man than they are to America that's for damn sure. The thing is what has he actually done but a lot of smack talk with not a lot of follow through, not unlike his golf game.

[@shirleybrassard8662]

@@DeathBYDesign666 Which probably sucks too!!! I can't understand the hold he has on people. I didn't even like him on his Apprentice "game show". Only watched it for Bret Michaels 😁

[@nancymik6508]

What haunts me is that so many Americans actually wanted 4 more years of this chaos.

[@moneyheist5164]

😂 😂

[@user-kt7jz3zn4e]

@Louie Doggs Tell that to the 140 million ppl who voted lol

[@sharonestes423]

It boggles the mind there are so many stupid and delusional people in the U.S.!

[@billyb8306]

@@sharonestes423 bwahahahahaha. and you are so smart. lol

[@airam-sj2172]

It's creepy and frightening!!

[@tarheelpiper]

"As graceful as a dump truck." I love this. So simple yet so effective.

[@karenbishop5885]

Australia is cOvid free. Cause they listened to common sense.

[@garfield685]

That's wonderful.

[@gravityrules]

More common sense: Qantas now requires COVID-negative test result proof from each passenger prior to departure to Australia...smart move.

[@maribelroman218]

Karen Bishop I envy you. If only trump listened to science. Instead of his ego. We would have been covid free back In April. Hopefully people listen to Biden and the scientists. 🤞🏻

[@agentorange8530]

It's too hot there. Covid doesn't like it.

[@arxllano]

@Ewa A Scarpelli I’m in SA. No we’re not. That lockdown was triggered by a lie in a contact-tracing interview which exaggerated the spread and from midnight Saturday last week our lockdown got lifted.

[@gazpachopolice7211]

Didn't Trump say that there would be no covid in media after the election was over?

[@FantasticDimensions]

Sure he did. You didn't actually believe anything he said though, right?

[@chloekey8043]

Well, he quit thinking or talking about it. No time, he’s been too busy undermining democracy

[@sheenarhodes6045]

Yea another lie

[@AlexSeverinski]

He never wanted the job. He just wanted the title so he can keep the cops at bay.

[@yakuza01]

and bragging rights. It's like giving a Lamborghini to a person who only earns 25,000 per year (in this case money would represent actual skills and dedication to the job). It's cool at the beginning but then it becomes a burden when you account for maintenance, parts, insurance, etc.

[@PhilipJackson03]

Whatever they’re paying Guillermo it is NOT ENOUGH

[@claudiaaa4268]

Im sure he is. He seems cool at the show he think he is better then everyone on the streets.

[@WhiteGirlLearningSpanish]

@@claudiaaa4268 What?

[@razifakbar9503]

When your president chose golf and tweeting over G20 summit, you know there is something wrong with him.

[@shirleysenkler781]

Rail Akbar- we know, unfortunately!

[@gingermiller1087]

djtRUMP embarrassed our country so much as the last G20 summit that we should be thankful he layed low. I hope he goes NOWHERE and does AND SAYS NOTHING for the rest of the days he is in our White House.

[@harlowfadel8241]

I imagine "the 'rona" is the least of the viral infections DJTJ has tested positive for.

[@lenkacfk7155]

He's probably pouting, because they made fun of him the last time. Also, his attention span only lasts for about 7 min - usually until the commercial break in his TV show - so if a session is longer than that, he couldn't listen, anyway.

[@toodlesoops7761]

Oh Razif - we've known since 2015 that orange horror is seriously mentally challenged - I've over 800 pages of orange horror's insanity - golf/tweets/leaving summit - minor compared to killing 260,000 Americans, removing us from the Iran nuclear deal - but hey I'm too tired to go on - and hopefully idiot orange is too

[@ehiggins360]

If he wasn’t golfing he’d be tweeting. It’s the only two things he does. Remember when he criticized Obama for golfing so much?! He golfed more in his first year than Obama did in eight years.

[@ethancardinal1876]

Not only that he golfed more but also cheated at the score 🤣 which is funny

[@JS-di9qg]

3 things. He also watches a lot of TV like “Socks & Fiends” 😉

[@llunaeldas8055]

Obama took more vacations and played more rounds of golf than anyone. what is your point?

[@birdieerdie2349]

@@llunaeldas8055 OAN facts aren't credible

[@jesstrevino7346]

@@llunaeldas8055 WHY DON'T ORDER A LARGE SUPREME BULLSHIT FROM PIZZA JOINT, WHERE HILLARY RUNS THAT ALSO KILLS INFANTS FROM A PROVEN NON- EXISTENT BASEMENT, OH DON'T FORGET TO SEND ONE TO TRUMP

[@Pablo_sanz359]

I'm a man but every time I see Guillermo, it makes me want to protect him from all the evils of the world just like a mother would her child.

[@asadghumman4770]

He is like a five year old who doesn't want to leave the playground.

[@eduardogutierrez9860]

Bro don't you notice how nervous guillermo looks while this dude kimmel asks him questions.. idk something fishy going on here... There is many subliminal truth here

[@jonathancastellanos2334]

Guillermo's decor are the best , he's a national Treasure

[@DIESEL0759]

He's Mexican. He's an International Treasure!

[@yankeejohn58]

Guillermo's Wife is Cooking Chicken... Good for Him!

[@II-zc5lk]

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for getting us through this pandemic!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Keeping it 💯!!

[@nvrluki7608]

He’s playing as much golf as possible to funnel money to his golf courses.

[@peterschancel7223]

You are 100% right.He is at 310 Rounds in 1067 days in office. The cost is estimated at 121 Million. Trump has made more a year than the Top PGA Golfer a year for golfing..

[@megaguy8314]

@@peterschancel7223 hey didn't get it! Pls. explain.

[@drusmith6463]

... needs to practice his "hole" game, in case things take a turn for the worst ...

[@salentino]

@@megaguy8314 he gets money for playing there if I remember correctly. Food, rooms and so on for the secret service.

[@peterschancel7223]

@@megaguy8314 The top Professional Golfer made 9 Million Dollars last year . Trump made more money for his Golf Businesses by golfing at them

[@Neknadeg]

The US is without a president for 3 Weeks. And I think you're better off this way.

[@Lumby1]

_Sadlex_ You've been without a president for about four years, it hasn't done your reputation much good around the world. Some Americans call that a president. That's disappointing.

[@tongomanjang2828]

Where were you for the past four years? We haven’t have 1 since then.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

[@blanchekascak8059]

This is costing so much money him playing golf everyday.

[@nipunj85]

now you will have a sleeping president. Does not change much

[@am.3896]

4 years without a president. just a clown in White House.

[@Hirnlego999]

Easier idea..while he is golfing just change the locks

[@dennismcmann913]

Quit stealing jokes from late night talk shows. Busted.

[@waitwhat6882]

Love it!

[@robbievengence]

Can’t, they’re the best locks ever. The number one locks in the world. You’ve never seen locks like these. They’re unbelievable.

[@JPMJPM]

And then toss his stuff out onto the lawn!

[@firesign4297]

🤣👍🏾👍🏾

[@cybrfriends5089]

If you’ve never divorced a narcissist, this is how it feels.

[@Cheese-is-its-own-food-group]

I have a narcissist brother and it’s the same thing when trying to stop speaking to him. It sucks because they keep dragging you in and down and they refuse to go away.

[@rashamneimne4331]

Very very very true!!!

[@NickyRikki]

I divorced one and he wanted the divorce went through the entire process moved out signed the papers and then he wanted me back 🤣😂😂😂

[@Larry_is_real]

True. My boss is a narcissist, reminds me of Trump constantly. Lier, huge manipulator, verbal abuser. Full of sh*t, generally. And always forces me to feel and to think that all is my fault 😑

[@jeniferjohnson374]

I was JUST thinking the same. And he’s likely “letting” the transition process begin because he’s getting his way with big ticket items such as Iran. They’re ok with conceding with one big thing if another big thing goes their way. But it can never be their idea-it’s the secretary’s (I forget her name) idea and he pretends he sees no evil hears no evil-or that some huge ass-kissing fiasco was the only reason why he conceded. And still withholding important and info taking shots at ppl by firing them, etc. the vindication never ends it seems.

[@naveenmuniraja3740]

2 mins silence for 70+ million Americans who voted for the orange man

[@robertschumann7737]

It’s not as bad as you think. At least 50 million voted for him because of how McConnell and Senate Republicans brought everything to a screeching halt under Obama. They know the country needs a Covid relief package and they are afraid McConnell will act like his old self if a Democrat took office. Plus there is still the old myth that Republicans are better with the economy. Biden didn’t make the election about policies, he made it about Trump. If he had all Americans would know Trump added $7 trillion to the debt. That was his “greatest economy ever”. He just spent massive amounts on America’s credit card. He was like an 18 year old without a job living off student loans and credit cards saying he makes $30k a year. Extremely partisan people on both sides always think everybody is like or opposite themselves. They don’t realize almost all of America is right down the middle and votes that way.

[@karthikayanedathodathu1337]

@Ronald Hildebrand This might come as a shock to you, but T****p officially gave his "ok" to Biden's transition team. Biden IS the president elect

[@powerblades]

Americans dissapointed me so much 😔

[@shelleyramsey1936]

AP is in the business of fact-checking. So the declaration would not have gone out without the binding facts. They are not the internet- that is why EVERY NEWS SHOW quotes the AP- because they’re the gold standard.

[@countryboy8762]

@@shelleyramsey1936 haha. That’s funny. But not true.

[@kates6793]

January 20th can’t come soon enough.

[@justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089]

Me too...Not only do we FINALLY swear in REAL President who CARES about the American ppl...but it’s my Birthday 🥳..DEFINITELY gonna be celebrating ‼️‼️‼️

[@kates6793]

@@justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089 woohoo! I’ll celebrate your birthday too! ✨

[@MS-st1zb]

@@justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089 Four years from now you will be back putting your stuff behind another candidate that cares about the American people, then another and another, Merriam Webster definition of politician, you have something to celebrate.often disparaging : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

[@justsomepersononyoutube9271]

When you would laugh with the president not laugh at the president being a joke Aka like trump

[@airam-sj2172]

He such a narcisist that he is unable to realize how crazy he sounds!. Even if his staff try to advise him, he would never listen anyway.

[@jonvonarx2720]

Trump only has the “best” as Melania wants “be best” they both are anything but the best. They only associate with criminals. Trump family are the fakest, most embarrassing family to ever take to the White House.

[@EugeneAxe]

@@jonvonarx2720 Ironically, Trump has some of the very worst social media accounts I've ever seen.

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Yes. Its called ignorance. 😉 There are many words in Websters dictionary that describe ol loons like "him"..

[@MS-st1zb]

Then you turn around and listen to Hollywood the biggest collective group of narcissists in the world.

[@margeschroeder509]

@@jonvonarx2720 And you're full of BOLOGNA and you also wrote a STUPID------------ comment and EMBARRASSING yourself

[@antoniovargas1431]

He wants the job cause his ego craves power, he’s nothing with out it!

[@ashtontroy4365]

Except a multi billionaire lmfaooo

[@kene1505]

"He's as graceful as a.... dump truck" I'm dea-💀💀💀

[@carolinebarrett4736]

Whenever Jimmy laughs or smiles, I do too 😆 it’s definitely contagious 🙃

[@TopNotchTii]

"He's as graceful as a.... dump truck" I'm dea-💀💀💀

[@laustinspeiss]

Princesse Tiana * typo , Trump Duck

[@aymimoris9423]

"He's as graceful as a.... dump truck" I'm dea-💀💀💀

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

M. Pac. Not so funny if you're a Trump supporter

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

M. Pac. How did I know? Are we being sarcastic now?

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

M. Pac. I won't go nowhere with you. Where I'm from we had once a leader who went for the win too. The mustache got shaped from the landscape

[@MatteoPrezioso]

So that's how it went: - Obama - nothing - Biden. I'm right, you know it (especially Reps). You're welcome, ciao.

[@vbarbara3235]

This guy is on point and funny as hell! Tricking Trump by making a replica of the WH somewhere else- I am in tears laughing 😂 😂

[@vuanlai6050]

Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

[@Siddah58]

He can leave in a Straight Jacket, it would be fitting.

[@angelamary31alisonannadj40]

An eviction for a sitting president the first in history.

[@pennsylvaniapatti1835]

I'd rather see him in handcuffs

[@Someone-ft5lw]

@@pennsylvaniapatti1835 why?

[@pennsylvaniapatti1835]

@@Someone-ft5lw For all his dirty dealings thats why. As soon as he leaves office, the feds are after him.

[@Someone-ft5lw]

@@pennsylvaniapatti1835 Its not only him all the presidents, politicians and elites that run this country,America was Corrupt from the beginning when the Europeans set foot on the new land

[@markyouneva7840]

"He's as graceful as a dump truck" haha i'm dead

[@toybonniethebunny5444]

😄🤤😭😭😭😂

[@danamaupin8318]

I just love Guillermo. He's such a kind good hearted man and is so funny.

[@EWAMILENAP]

Guillermo is such a Cutie!😆🙏👼🍰

[@josedacunhafilho]

He is like a five year old who doesn't want to leave the playground.

[@nomzimasinyalela5080]

Two year old.Five year old is matured

[@fartmaster69420]

@@nomzimasinyalela5080 lmao

[@pamelasertich9850]

He is busy building a Lego castle and fort to hold them off from dragging him out of the White House

[@kbanghart]

All that needs to happen, the entire kitchen and wait staff should walk out of the White House soon. What would he do? He would get hungry after 5 minutes, so at that point it would be easy to lure him out with a hamberder.

[@ocularisorbitus8915]

I love Guillermo's and Jimmy's stage synergy. Lightens the heart during these times.

[@anas45stazjawolek69]

"I've never seen a guy try so hard to keep a job he doesn't even do" also known as The George Costanza.

[@genesisthepoet815]

Guillermo is absolutely loveable.. . I’ll bet he’s a wonderful father and husband

[@chuithrowaway77]

"hypocrylypse" - Jimmy Kimmel just invented a word!

[@giosterr44]

Who are you? I love your soul! 🥺♥️😘😍

[@Travel_Cebu222]

Can any respond or like my comment? Guillermo seems very wholesome and kind soul. I’m just wondering if there’s something wrong with my account. Help me figure it out... thanks! 🙏

[@cwchris_]

I want a husband like him lol not even exaggerating he’s adorable

[@genesisthepoet815]

@@giosterr44 thank u King 💗... “Dope souls recognize Dope souls”

[@captur69]

Even his golf shot can't round the curve...

[@fad.e1329]

Thank you Jimmy you keep us laughing instead of taking care of this dumpy president

[@FatherofFFD]

For a guy who spends so much time on the golf course, he really has a sh*tty swing!

[@Dbb27]

And cheats like crazy.

[@kallen868]

He looks like he's weed whacking!

[@Dbb27]

@@kallen868 lmao. Good one!

[@sg5720]

And got mad when Obama went golfing, which was nothing compared to how many times he has golfed, but that is okay cause he is a Republican. What!? Lol.

[@fullysickshuffler666]

@@sg5720 and to add insult to injury Obama is actually a really decent golfer

[@joseantoniochavez7389]

Finally the transition can formally begin. Smh. How embarrassing our country has to go through this. At last, Biden 2021

[@SabaDhutt]

Guillermo is the perfect example of power of the laughter and positive vibes.

[@evanneal264]

Can we just skip to the 20th so we can party like we did when the results came in

[@bsing2u]

If the Senate is controlled by bitchy Mitch he is going to block everything. Need to flip Georgia seats.

[@jenniferbullett7254]

Yes!!! 👏🏾👏🏾🍿🍿🍺🥳🥳

[@boredom2go]

I want to skip to the inauguration, so we can start laughing at Joe Biden.

[@thelightdesigner4490]

@@boredom2go lol okay

[@thelightdesigner4490]

@@boredom2go no actually he will be pretty funny for comedians. i love bidens little stammers and slip ups every now and then but at least he's gonna do a bang up job on fixing america!

[@Shieldmaiden313]

Guillermo: May the Force be with you & your family this "Christmas" ⭐

[@drew8256]

Trump plays golf, should be his only picture in his potus library.

[@gregbors8364]

His POTUS library, haha... "Mein Kampf", a stack of old Maxims, and some kids' placemats from Denny's

[@pepperpepperpepper]

@@gregbors8364 and some slot machines

[@jackieraulerson2005]

Library!!! He doesn’t even read!!!!

[@barryulrich2170]

I agree and it should be the shot of Lindsay Graham picking up the ball for him.

[@notsure8338]

@@jackieraulerson2005 You beat me to it!

[@Matty80822]

I honestly thought I'd want to rub his loss in his face but at this point I'd just rather forget about him. weird.

[@whitakerdj1]

I agree, Matty. I just want him to disappear. Not even prosecution for his crimes. Just.....go away.

[@whitakerdj1]

I just want him to disappear. Just. Be. Gone.

[@thethirdman225]

Totally understandable.

[@cheryllaney2567]

Weird,no, We are not supposed to rejoice in someone else's ruin. Although he ruined all of 2020

[@robwright5940]

Exactly, that's my thought. He only likes the perks, not the job.

[@RP-kr2mg]

He likes to be in authority too mostly

[@headgames3115]

@@samuelphipps212 trololol

[@Present4]

His golf course gets paid every time he goes there 💰

[@gregbors8364]

Yep. About $500,000 every day.

[@emiynu]

Hm, I wonder who's footing that bill?

[@robinjackson7882]

And his secret service people have to pay as well.

[@csuci119]

As long as he's on the loose, he's a threat so let's go with that plan but instead of taking him to a replica WH, we take him to a mental hospital and place him into a rubber room. 😂

[@phanyentrinh7512]

When

[@cab5917]

Trump wasn’t at the G20, he did a prerecorded msg that was shown there. He was golfing!

[@jeivameika1446]

I live in NC. She definitely won’t get my vote if she runs.

[@poppacapps5573]

@@jeivameika1446 your response doesn't match the original comment.what are you talking about? Who is she?

[@amymiller3313]

If you’ve never divorced a narcissist, this is how it feels.

[@DOLfirst]

@@poppacapps5573 I'm glad you asked that...I thought something flew over my head.

[@IvyEvans]

Nevada Doesn't Want Trump, Send him to Rikers

[@da_jimmer]

Nevada is worthless as cali. Americans don't want you.

[@revengefrommars]

@@da_jimmer The 5.9 million Californians and 669 thousand Nevadans who voted for Trump are probably pissed at you right now. Maybe the world isn't as black and white as you think it is.

[@albertlee5272]

Ivy that was a good one, Rikers would be glad to have the orange Squat because it will go with his new outfit lol👍

[@IvyEvans]

@@da_jimmer You do know that Cali and New York are singlehandedly responsible for your roads, schools, police force? Did you know that if Cali left the US, the US would end up being the 6th largest economy? ... That's how much Cali brings into America. This show's me your "level of intelligence" ...

[@da_jimmer]

@@IvyEvans lol your as delusional as biden

[@hanschristopherson8056]

Trump loves to say “do nothing Democrats”, whose doing nothing now

[@bulletproofman323]

Guillermo is America's treasure.

[@xaviersandoval4160]

I LOVE YOU JIMMY KIMMEL!! BEST SHOW EVER!! AND GILMO!💪💪👊👊🙌🙌🙌😊😊❤🔥🔥🔥

[@dmmice2344]

“The White House hotel and casino” 😂

[@mikeroby7556]

He'll bankupt it. It's what he does.

[@jamiemoore6913]

lucky me 😂 lol

[@afergie76]

I live in NC. She definitely won’t get my vote if she runs.

[@jennybeam7226]

Same!👊

[@jerryday5256]

No tRump anywhere should ever get another vote. EVER.

[@TheCimbrianBull]

Guillermo is so wholesome! 😀

[@sgfuture9472]

Why are those naive supporters walking on the streets while Trump is busy playing his Golf game...

[@Ben-gh8pz]

@Mostly Peaceful not true

[@yakuza01]

@Mostly Peaceful You really think that they (Trump's base) would change their minds even then? The people who at this point, after all these deaths, still think that covid-19 is not real or just like the flu. They are like flat earthers (and I some are actually flat earthers). They made their minds long ago regardless of any proof or official certification. And please stop pretending to be some 'impartial bystander' that doesn't support Trump and just want what's best for the country. You talk about not jumping to conclusions? Look at your original post.

[@jessicamae9640]

Can someone change the locks on the White House door while he's out playing golf? Please?

[@hungmanxxxx2462]

GSA should be completely independent of the administration ........! talking about conflict of interest :)

[@NewMessage]

I have no doubt that Donnie will turn Mar-a-Lago into some sort of alternate White House, and just keep cosplaying as President down there for years to come.

[@maureensurdez7841]

Yes I agree he will not leave the stage just because he leaves the White House he’ll continue to visit potentates elsewhere cause critiques stir up trouble and destroy our country with bitter bulvanism.

[@johngaudet6316]

Yup, he's lost it. GOOD!

[@michaelbrinkers1145]

In 1859, a derelict named Joshua Norton, declared himself "Emperor of the United States (and Protector of Mexico". The declaration created a sensation, and was "approved" by local politicians (San Francisco). He thus became a populist hero, with thousands attending his funeral. So there is a "future" for Trump and his cult.

[@garfield685]

Cant wait till I dont have to ever see or hear that awful voice again junior

[@garyjensen3999]

Love ya Jimmy! Thanks for making me laugh!

[@rundoetx]

He's like Kramer on Seinfeld. He got fired from a job he didn't even have.

[@toybonniethebunny5444]

😃😄🤤😭😭😭😭😂

[@cynthiacopland8634]

Or pulled a “Costansa” (sp?) George got fired from a job he hated & showed up the next day as if nothing happened 😁

[@audreejamie4873]

If they don’t want ppl to travel close the airports down except for emergency travel. The virus is raging through the country and half the population still believe it to be a hoax. It’s heartbreaking to see.

[@bongsbeauty8194]

Makes to much sense for idiot filled America

[@robbreeding9937]

Just put a bucket of KFC on the porch and he will be out in seconds.

[@aliengranpa]

Not the worst idea I've heard!🤣🤣

[@chloekey8043]

Cut off cable service to the White House. He’ll leave

[@kbanghart]

Once the kitchen staff leaves, he's gone.

[@angelawhitehouse8066]

Or you could leave a trail of m and m s like in E.T.

[@robbreeding9937]

@@angelawhitehouse8066 Anything fast food related will work.

[@Shello58]

Hypocrolypse😂🤣 Thanks for making almost every other country in the world feel better about themselves!! 🇨🇦This was epic!!👍👏

[@Thaqueentnb]

I swear I dont get how people dont see that he doesn't give af. They supporting him and he playing golf 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@peterschancel7223]

America is serving up Lame Duck with orange glaze for Thanksgiving

[@seaoftranquility7228]

Nice. President Un-elect Duck a l’orange

[@peterschancel7223]

@Tyler Durden Well put . I would like Turtle Soup for Mitch. He has sat on a Stimulus Bill for Months when America needs it most.Welfare for Oil Companies and Farmers Trump only made the Richer Richer including himself

[@ernestchacon4928]

Remember when he said, Covid, Covid, Covid, ??? This dude should be eternalized on Luney Tunes Cartoons, too bad they don't make them anymore.

[@GladysAlicea]

The new Biden MAGA slogan: Make America COVID free.

[@atomicbrainz]

Ernest Chacon every White House presser is Looney Tunes.

[@ernestchacon4928]

@@atomicbrainz yes, thanks for the backup, !!!

[@toybonniethebunny5444]

🤪

[@goodreverend2k1]

Na, keep him out of Las Vegas. We are fine.

[@MS-st1zb]

No your not, you are on a decline, good luck to you.

[@scottcampbell96]

He doesn’t want the job. He never wanted the job. What he wants is immunity and the statute of limitations to run out on some of his crimes?

[@marybarry2230]

Apparently you're right! Once he leaves office he's in a world of judicial hurt!

[@FitnessFactoryOutletQuakertown]

Anyone with half a brain has known us from the get go

[@scottcampbell96]

@@FitnessFactoryOutletQuakertown exactly. it seemed, even during 2016, that he was intentionally trying to lose. Then he won and had no plan (still has no plan) to govern. His main focus has always been how to use the office to benefit himself.

[@martintaper7997]

"hypocrylypse" - Jimmy Kimmel just invented a word!

[@michaelking4259]

If he wasn’t golfing he’d be tweeting. It’s the only two things he does. Remember when he criticized Obama fir golfing so much?! He golfed more in his first year than Obama did in eight years.

[@Travel_Cebu222]

@@michaelking4259 he also tripled the economy’s GDP, created opportunity zones in poor black neighborhoods to improve black unemployment more then Obama, signed in multi year grants to African American colleges instead of them asking year after year. Also no new wars, and troops coming home from foreign affairs, while Obama destabilized multiple nations into gorilla war states. Trump then cut the loss in trade between China and Mexico. I think when you do all that in one term compared to Obama’s two terms, your granted to golf a bit more. Is that wrong in you mind?

[@AlexS-qw7hb]

“I’ll be too busy. I’m not going to have time for golf.” - Trump

[@johnsmith-so5do]

By the way, He’s paying himself while he plays golf because it’s on his property. How messed up is that ?

[@oakleywarren6453]

Paying himself how? He donated his salary all four years... only president to leave the White House with less money than when he entered.

[@martymcfly8442]

@@oakleywarren6453 He plays golf at HIS property, he never goes by himself, secret service, advisers, cook, etc. and the U.S. government pays for that time and accommodations to the property, which HE owns. That's how he's been making WAY more money than what he's salary would've been. That's why he golfs so much and always on his properties like Maralago.

[@johnsmith-so5do]

@@oakleywarren6453 If you don’t understand how conflict of interest works, then I don’t have time to explain it..

[@towbar8655]

@@oakleywarren6453 when he golfs at his own Golf Course we the taxpayers have to pay his Country Club for security and everything else think about it son

[@plztnboy]

When Trump said, "There will be so much winning" once he is elected, he really meant, "There will be so much whining". 🤣

[@masterimbecile]

Siegfried and Rump might not be a terrible idea. The tiger needed someone else to maul.

[@toybonniethebunny5444]

Time for a dirt nap⚰ for the 🍊🤡

[@TheBoss-ro3iu]

“I’ll be too busy. I’m not going to have time for golf.” - Trump

[@puppy2628]

I can’t still believe people voted for him to be the president in 2016 and 73 millions voted for him again in 2020. Republicans should be ashamed of themselves every time their president destroy the economy before they leave.

[@melodieharris1186]

Yup! Like the child he is, he's golfing while people are STARVING on the streets!! "President" Trump😒

[@oceanrock733]

The beginning of 25,000 lies.

[@TheBoss-ro3iu]

@@puppy2628 Well spoken.

[@puppy2628]

@NE 1 I am an independent voter. I would love vote for republican candidates if they picked a right person to run the country.

[@gerrenator]

“..the same people who had to be told not to eat Tide Pods,” just about sums up America.

[@andracoz]

The biggest subject was covid lol. Shame he was playing golf and joking around instead of saying that last December.

[@robinzero4371]

Trump should go on Dancing with the stars like people do when they get kicked off reality shows

[@ousmanekonate5253]

I wanna dance wiht you

[@victoriahunter4684]

We have seen him dancing to ymca.... please no more dancing

[@treeartist2811]

He can partner with Spicy.

[@pikayell]

He wants the job because of the immunity to prosecution benefits like we might stay in a job for its health benefits.

[@gailsoor1015]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here in southern Oregon USA we are having our Thanksgiving while social distancing with no family or friends this year so I thought it would be right to reach out to our favorite KZbin channels to say Thank You for helping us bear this horrible year.

[@johnhipp8267]

Even the Grinch would ask, "Donald, WTF?"

[@edvh88]

@Ewa A Scarpelli bye robot!

[@toddstevens8506]

The man has no self-respect and no respect for anything else that doesn't feed his enormous ego.

[@kaylmaryjane1810]

I’d love to see Rudy post „Trump is still president“ on 1st April, just to see him say „April fools!“ Edit: I thought Rudy was a good guy back in 9/11. He lost all reputation for me. Greetings from Germany

[@shahdhruv234]

Rudy Guliani needs to enjoy his pension and retire

[@normahernandez355]

Awesome Plan Jimmy.....let’s get him to Las Vegas!!!! 😮

[@shawnseymour1273]

All you have to do to get Trump out of the White House is turn off the wifi!

[@nthomson3575]

Or ban him from Twitter!

[@leahjones5153]

" I have never seen a guy try and keep a job that he doesn't even do." Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣.

[@nthomson3575]

Agreed! Or a job he didn’t even want to do. When he put his name in to run, he just wanted to see if he could win. He never had any intention of wanting to run the country. It was a joke that backfired on him.

[@leahjones5153]

@@nthomson3575 agreed 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@byroniasmaximus924]

He pretends to love this country, which deeply offends us who actually are patriots.

[@intuitiveinspiredart4366]

Soooo.... as a resident of Las Vegas, I have 3 words: "OH HELL NO!" Bad enough we have a big "gold" building here with his name on it.

[@chrislivingston2166]

I'm crying ov here!! This guy is too funny!! Love him

[@haroldpinteresque4460]

Donald, his family, and republican leadership need a relaxing break: Take a long cruise on the Ruby Princess.

[@albertroy5293]

A lonnnnggg cruise. No masks needed.

[@greglialios7430]

If you’ve never divorced a narcissist, this is how it feels.

[@joelchampagne9153]

Trump spoke nearly everyday for 3 years But he doesn't do anything.

[@thethirdman225]

@@richardromanik7845 Really? Please give examples of this claim.

[@thethirdman225]

@@richardromanik7845 Already did and you're exaggerating. Who'da thunk it? I know about the treaties. I know about the criminal justice system. I know about tax reform and I know about the judiciary. I didn't have to go to Fox News for any of those things.

[@deejaudible]

Even my 78 year old dad who has alzheimers and voted for trump says, "it's time for him to give up"

[@Travel_Cebu222]

Why, he’s on board with globalization? And mass immigration? Please explain why?

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Sorry to hear your dad suffers.. Too bad the president doesn't care about anyone but who benefits him only. But hey, history truly repeats itself with the creepy crappy leaders that lead their own people to their own demise.. or was i taught the "wrong" ways and "lies" by the schools where the decent, educated and respected Americans we call our neighbors that work such a stressful career?

[@markwilliamson7573]

Nice!! Use your 78 yo dad for argument. THAT is a shame!

[@mimimack6905]

@@Travel_Cebu222 Nope, I think he's on board with TRUTH!!!!!

[@daprinceofhiphop]

Bro I dont remember the last time I laughed this hard and for this long. Neighbors 3 blocks down could hear me hollerin!!! Surrounded by homes. My throat is still burning as I type this. My goodness Jimmy you did it again! Brilliant! Genius comedy! Living legend.

[@trejoseph9837]

I present to you Saint Trump patron of the poorly educated

[@cynthiacopland8634]

Perfect 🤩

[@reegs2162]

lol more like saint dementia patron of the blind woke crybabies

[@powerblades]

He's a patron of a creepy cult that's what he is