Elephant Seal Battle for the right to mate

Tyra's escape too long? Not interested in the whole narrative? Don't worry, here's the juicy battle footage without a soundtrack so you can hear the power as these two adult Northern Elephant Seals battle over an escaping female.
When the females ween their pups, the males try and be in position to mate as many times as possible before the moms disappear back into the ocean. The Beachmaster has the best proximity to mate, but our sneaker male has his own strategy this year: lay in wait on the boat ramp and wait for the females to come down to get in the water, then they HAVE to mate with him.
While as the time I was so impressed with Worf (the larger seal, and current Beachmaster) and his dominant positioning in the battle, it actually looks like Jafar gave him a good run for his money in the fight, almost blinding his left eye in the fight. It's been easy to identify Jafar since this fight: he's the seal with his nose mostly ripped off.
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[@lilearthdragon5280]

Their warrior cries be soundin' like a clogged toilet.

[@FeliDJrah]

Yo true though. 🤣

[@dawidek8237]

pooping

[@shizzil_l2051]

fr

[@t84t748748t6]

like some 1 shitting in a long pipe

[@aka3316]

Yeh fun thing, our shower drain sounds like this. 30 year old small drain....

[@l.h.9747]

imagine sitting on the toilet and one of these breaks through the wall because it sounded like you want to pick a fight

[@leonardmccoy4797]

I would legitimately cry

[@xokoy.]

😂😂😂

[@BlueFire-ix8bn]

Ahahha that's what's gonna happen if i don't get out

[@toddhurley5629]

😂😂😂

[@cedricofakem2056]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@Someaceguy1937]

I love how seals range from adorable rotund sea puppies to whatever the hell you’d call this

[@TristanBiological]

Red Power God (tier 2)

[@cerovk6000]

Lol land whales

[@TheGreatThicc]

Rotund sea bulls?

[@nojorooney]

The giant land squidward

[@cerovk6000]

@@nojorooney lol

[@monsterfanatic5344]

The larger bull wasn't even attacking at first. He was just stanced up and tanking all of those attacks head on. What a beast, good lord.

[@TristanBiological]

All about the strategy

[@danielgaffney6690]

@@TristanBiological legit, I think he was waiting for a good opening, and he got one, tearing the other guys nose like that.

[@schmoneyyak]

I love how we can see the exact moment the smaller one realizes it’s a losing battle and starts backing away. Seems like the big guy understood that perfectly and started turning up the aggression.

[@armintor2826]

He knew he could tank it with those bigass calluses around his neck

[@diobrando5974]

Ye, that’s what I thought. Why would he attack when he’s way larger? He tried to intimidate to avoid some damage too, but when that didn’t work, well… he bit off his face

[@uwedergeschmeidige4734]

Other animal Sounds: Roaring, hissing or Barking Sea Elephants: *Aggressive Diarreah noises*

[@endingworlds]

Humans: *wanna go bra noises*

[@gummostump4217]

They sound like tpilets doing that inhale burp thing.

[@nuudle1594]

I can't unhear that lol

[@deityzilla]

Yes

[@johnsgaming6888]

LMAO YASSS

[@user-ny5cu5ol1p]

I'm amazed that an animal has evolved to intimidate his foes with the echoing sound of intense diarrhea in a toilet

[@stungun3009]

LMAO😂😂😂

[@drowjack]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NASTY

[@Matt_from_Florida]

When I go in the bathroom and make those sounds people always leave. Give it a try!

[@youneskasdi]

@@Matt_from_Florida This guys knows how to be an alpha male, he also happened to be from florida

[@weaner556]

Final stages of evolution.

[@andread4595]

I like how the girly slips out and “runs“ away when she sees them about to get into it😂

[@TristanBiological]

she's very sneaky, and totally played these males against each other. Well played Tyra!

[@brienfoaboutanything9037]

Thats amazing information about Elephant seal: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaLTqHiJitOXi7M

[@paxhumana2015]

@@TristanBiological , whenever I saw the cow, and the two bulls that were fixing to fight, I immediately thought of Side B of Karate Champ, and the NES version of its introduction theme. ( kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqLVlGx6bJ2Ir8U&ab_channel=GBelair ) If the guy that was in the background with the camera was moving, and that they also had said things like "Begin", "Stop", "Judge", Half Point", and "Full Point", and had some red and white flags, then it totally would have been an elephant seal version of that game.

[@Bake-kurijra]

@@paxhumana2015 yo seal fighters that needs to be a real game

[@dougfredricks2017]

Girly:"But the other Seal waited 3 years..."

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Elephant seal bull: *Gets a quarter of his nose ripped off* Also elephant seal bull: "I didn’t hear no bell!"

[@GabrielSaldanha-xe4ws]

tis but a scratch

[@kluk8284]

No way the small guy would have ever won

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

I'm your 100th liker here & bye.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

@@Just_A_Guy_Here. thanks.

[@mr.blueitachi5258]

Me : *flushes toilet * Elephant seal: i dare u say that again

[@mr.blueitachi5258]

@@killekillekille1 me : *farts * Elephant seal : and i took that personally

[@mikehunt9632]

Cripple fight!

[@Randy1337]

[@ricardogallardo8284]

Lmaoooo. Original was the best one.

[@Wolf_Raw]

0:48 You Hear This In The Distance

[@colemonson8772]

alternative title: two discord mods fight over an egirl

[@risonboobis3410]

Even got the female seal going “GUUUUYS STOP OMGGGG” at 1:40

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

Ok, that’s a “win the internets for a month” level comment.

[@s.apamplona7131]

Lmao

[@bullymaguire9156]

Bruh 😂😂

[@11creeper45]

Pov chads never finish first

[@zcarp8642]

Fun fact. They're practically shouting their names at each other. Each male has a rhythm of bellows that make up their name.

[@tomatogenesis]

Maybe Groot isn't so weird to us after all

[@evancalles1411]

lol pokemon

[@randomguy6152]

source? unless this is a pokemon joke

[@evancalles1411]

@@randomguy6152 pokemon (except a few) only speak in their name

[@AK-jt7kh]

I want this to be a thing in male human fights. Just like "Dave" "Rob" "DAVE!" "ROB!!"

[@jamez2022]

Me: has violent diarrhea* Elephant seal: "I'm fine how are you?"

[@Halfhaphazard]

lmaooo

[@bastykino5357]

YO YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR THE GIRLS?

[@Battury]

Imagine being this large, this powerful, this destructive, and the only sound you can make sounds like you're having explosive diarrhea into the back of a snare drum.

[@secondfavoritecolors2993]

LMFAO AHAHAHAHA

[@jackallen83]

Lmao 🤣

[@lowkeykeylow5526]

🤣🤣🤣

[@morestacks]

🤣🤣🤣

[@georgepapasimeonidis2636]

ΑΗΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΗΑ

[@ohchinchindaisuke1927]

If you close your eyes it sounds like the most aggressive bathroom wars between two people fighting over flatulent exchanges.

[@jaxthedisintegrator8096]

OMG no 🤢

[@reborngreatnesss5712]

Hahaha I don’t need to close my eyes that’s nasty 🤢

[@filipebeat]

X D

[@Moh_The_Pro_2]

Underated comment

[@louisgarcia777]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seangallagher1947]

Props to the slightly smaller one for holding its ground, it was surprisingly strong too compared to the larger intruder.

[@human6826]

I think they are same one of them had the high ground btw

[@Whydoweneedhandlesagain]

That’s why he fucks

[@PrincipalSkinner3190]

​@@human6826 Please get your eyes checked, they aren't even close to the same size.

[@second4871]

I was rooting for him too, he had a good advantage at long range, he was faster, he had good timing. He was winning the fight with a big advantage, but he made a mistake - he went to close range. In the clinch he missed a bite and it was over for him.

[@bigbean2587]

@@second4871 The small one may have been faster but i'm fairly certain he was young as he made too many mistakes. The larger bull did not engage until he saw an opportunity, and you can also see that the smaller one did nearly no damage at all.

[@juanhomerodiaz6310]

The champ had speed, but the challenger was heavier, stronger, he showed the champ that he could take his power and not budge, and when he got ahold of his face he showed him just how brutal he could be. A great fight, both warriors showed heart and great sportsmanship.

[@dseanwest]

U sayin this like we in the Olympics 😂

[@uncle3134]

Yeah the champ could take his power but the challenger could take his nose lol

[@celtiberian]

The larger one also appeared to have a ticker skin on the neck. He fought more battles than the smaller one.

[@JonHop1]

@@celtiberian the bigger one is the dominant bull and not the challenger. What happened here is clear. A smaller bull was attempting to mate wit the larger bulls females so the big bull stepped in and tore his face off..

[@mitchellheuser8769]

I think the champ was who won the battle, the other guy was stealing his girl

[@Ombudsman08]

Imagine fighting and trying to keep your nose from falling in your mouth.

[@paleface171]

We'd be in big trouble if these creatures had legs and arms.

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

"BEHOLD Muh mighty SNOOT!"

[@we7034]

@@paleface171 actually, it's good for them that they don't have them, cuz then humans would terminate them.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@we7034 or their limbs would break under their torso anatomy

[@stew1375]

holy shit my sides. i didnt realize that

[@jackcristo1628]

My mans out here spoonin' when suddenly, in the distance, a hater appears.

[@Quasi777]

Lmaooo

[@Akutukananu]

😆

[@timmyla2484]

It was because the seal was a relative of the hater?????

[@MrZachgonz]

He said 🚫🍆

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

She's fakin it.

[@-X0N]

Notice how confident the aggressor was, always positioning himself at the high ground. Obi-wan would be proud

[@vespenegas261]

I agree. This needs more lightsabers

[@fadebr1644]

You can clearly see that the crit bonus earned by the war cry buff can really make a difference on a 1v1 scenario.

[@goddessmodel]

are they seriously fighting in turn based combat?!

[@suzettecraig1811]

Survival of the fattest

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Elephant seals live in a RPG

[@elcomemierda2624]

It's slow because their agility stats are minimal

[@vampiric172]

The right the one was charging his attack

[@kingghidorah8106]

right one was bigger and thus tougher, he'd wait til the smaller one became tired. However the smaller seal did very good making the bigger one fall under his own weight when rushing. Too bad he got his nose broken and he also got trapped against a wall

[@axlh.1827]

Lady seals when they hear clogged toilet sounds: ooohh sexy

[@adamkerman475]

Here’s some dating advice: take the girl you like to dinner and take a dump on the table she’ll fall for you instantly

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@adamkerman475 elephant bull seal"look pal it ok for my species to crap anyway we like but not for you humans ok"

[@brokendaboken348]

Everyone has their taste

[@axlh.1827]

@@adamkerman475 lmaooo

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@brokendaboken348 in this case it a crap taste

[@johnm.castillo3163]

Crazy to think about how animals like these are real and actually exist. They are so awesome!

[@JaamiJiwa]

I love how Worf comes to the crest of the hill at the start, sounds his toilet war cry, and then clambers down as fatly as possible into battle. Like a less-dramatic Charge of the Rohirrim.

[@McCracken_9]

And then the husband came home early

[@TristanBiological]

And now I HAVE to do an edit of this to 'trapped in the closet'.

[@thegift1640]

Насчёт хасбенда ничего не понятно , звук такой будто ведро с гайками таращиш через поле

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

And he was shocked to see he wasn't the only one who came early.

[@seretith3513]

That Husband is a Hybocrit given his Harem

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

@@seretith3513*hypocrite

[@Naludaking819]

It’s like watching a giant thumb war

[@thejza9910]

😂😂😂😂

[@DSG_Grizzly05]

😂😂

[@carloscrack3]

I remember a guy doing same noise inside McDonalds restrooms

[@3xterminator05]

I mean you’re not wrong

[@Annihilatedd]

💀

[@mantidream8179]

I really like how alot of this fight boiled down to the creature's willingness to stand its ground. Neither of them were really at risk of death, it was moreso about which could take the pain and intimidate its opponent the best.

[@danielgaffney6690]

Yeah, mating fights can be lethal, but not often in purpose. Nine times out of ten there'll be another chance later, so it's probably not worth dying over. The noses are actually a big part of that, its to help them sound bigger and stronger so that others think it won't be worth the risk. Weird intimidation tactics but eh, it works well enough

[@aol8166]

Lol that seal was watching them in the back like "yo wtf you doin to my girl?!"

[@matias5817]

"Discord moderators battle for the right to mate"

[@kloa4219]

@Mason Murchison and troons

[@miguelsandigo1755]

When a 13 year old joins the board

[@bry756]

Right sure ...but guarantee? Dubious

[@SnarkyMalarkey]

i think its insulting that you would compare these badass creatures with discord mods

[@trillionairedan9052]

@Mason Murchison and they can't fight for shit🤣

[@michaelmythology]

"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"

[@swellerferret2506]

“You will not take her from me!”

[@RG_Rizzy]

"You underestiMATE my power!"

[@swellerferret2506]

@@RG_Rizzy “My anger and lust for mating have already done that.”

[@Theodoros_pap_zearg]

@@RG_Rizzy don't try it

[@amser7]

@@Theodoros_pap_zearg AAAAAAAA (gets reject from mating)

[@RJ-oy1pu]

The way they move is just to hilarous.

[@tardwrangler]

Dude even gave him 6 free hits

[@tuckerricklefs4830]

This feels like something straight out of an alien planet. It is crazy to think these massive creatures are real.

[@jbjaguar2717]

That's because the aliens from movies are based on stuff like this.

[@user-bo1ej5im9t]

@@jbjaguar2717 or weird humanoid big brain-time Huge eyes Lanky leg People with green Mold skin with only 4 Long fingers

[@jahjahjah213]

That's what I was thinking. What an awesome world we live in!

[@arthurmorgan4672]

The sound, sounds like someone taking a massive dump in the toilet.

[@linac4833]

exactly

[@hockeytalk13]

Imagine living in that house and just waking up to this fuckery out your window? "Christ sake Larry here we go again"

[@flowrepins6663]

they just watch like is a mix between ufc and animal planet 1:37

[@vesuviusp.5831]

😂😂😁

[@landlockedcroat1554]

lul

[@nightmarebeatscatcher7664]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilmikey1275]

Imagine this being a normal everyday occurrence for someone. They wake up and go outside with their robe and cup of coffee and just smile as this happens.

[@beardo373]

Having only seen footage of baby elephant seals before now, watching what they become is some true nightmare fuel.

[@TristanBiological]

The babies are the CUTEST! This form of mate competition seems way more harmful than constructive... But there's probably a good reason for it. Probably.

[@HenrythePaleoGuy]

The towering over the hill in that intro is incredibly intimidating. Crazy animals.

[@AlohaBiatch]

Imagine the pain of jumping into saltwater with half your nose ripped off 😭😭😭

[@deepslumbersweetdreams8213]

It would burn too😣

[@ezamorazamora6978]

Dam he did rip off part of his nose huh

[@jonathanbulkheed338]

That was a fucked up move! He knew he bit onto the other guy's nose and said "fuck it, this shit is coming off".

[@davidrinmawia2959]

@@jonathanbulkheed338 no his opponent bit his tongue not himself you can see 3:06

[@jonathanbulkheed338]

@@davidrinmawia2959 I can see it has nothing to do with a tongue. Lol

[@andrewklyce-mariscal1564]

Having heard these in person, this recording doesn't do justice to how terrifying that noise is. Balls of steel to the guy filming

[@dawid2383]

To be fair if you are keeping distance it is to slow to do you any harm.

[@MrScar665]

@@dawid2383 Agree but just imagine the sight of this thing chasing you

[@sealdew5348]

@@MrScar665 i think if i were just taking a swim and then an elephant seal just starts roaring, id start bookinggg

[@XavierAway]

He has balls of steel only if he’s not fast enough to run away, and believe you me you would have to be pretty damn slow

[@MrScar665]

@Engineer Gaming I would run like hell. Not gonna lie I think the idea of slapping the big boi on the back before he turns away and chases me is pretty funny

[@harshitchaturvedi9750]

The girl runs away with a third elephant seal meanwhile 😂

[@LukeRion-nt6cu]

You can tell the smaller one has been at this for a while. he’s showing skill

[@kaktussurvival6782]

That poor smaller guy just lost a half of his nose, and still tried to fight, brave dude.

[@adawnicusautocon]

Yeah, and I was rooting for him to avenge his nose

[@Bake-kurijra]

The little guy barely did any damage to the larger guy will the larger guy bet the snot out of the little guy

[@jen_sen8508]

The smaller guy was very stupid he should know not to fight with the big guys

[@Bake-kurijra]

@@bigboydownstairs9651 yes but the bigger one POV is : it’s over anakin I have the high ground Small guy : you underestimate my power Big guy : don’t try it Small one Lips at big one Big one after ripping small ones nose : you where the chosen one Small one : I hate you

[@bigboydownstairs9651]

Poor lil guy was a lot smaller and at a down hill disadvantage. It got tough to watch tbh

[@fluffywhitellama4144]

So this dude just shows up and steals the other ones girlfriend That's sad man

[@Dan_Kanerva]

the girlfriend left both of them when they started figthing... she will wait for her lover to come back and retake his honor

[@FumanyuX]

No, the opossite, the smaller one had stolen her

[@MrExade]

The dominant male has the right to mate, only a beta would say it's sad.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@MrExade lol 4channer

[@justakidwithnolife5671]

@@MrExade go back from whence you came, you basement dweller.

[@zinnsoldat731]

5:09 : Me on my way to the refrigerator

[@Satanna.avemaria]

I am amazed this is all on camera. wow! It’s a whole movie ❤️ but I couldn’t hold the laughter in with the noises 😂😂😂😩

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

0:25 *"It's over, Anaseal. I have the high ground"*

[@emilioalvarez7745]

😂😂😂

[@DeadmanInc336]

You idiot... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakubgrono9070]

Diarreah noises intensifies

[@fulcrum6008]

"You underestimate my power of diarrhea roaring!"

[@Arenas95]

Anaseal.... 😂😂😂

[@dylanhill4428]

God the big guy took like 30 free hits to show how tough shit he was, what a MONSTER

[@tmar8959]

Funny you say shit when all the other comments are saying they sound like clogged toilets 😂

[@d0sxxgaming94]

it was actually strategy to not tire out and wait for a position to do a critical bite for some real damage. 3:04 after that the tables turned on the one that looked like he was doing more attacks

[@fenekku.kitsune]

You can tell he's a veteran bc of all the scabbing on his chest

[@xpan195]

And he ended up winning too. Don’t f*ck with the king 👀👀

[@YRO.]

@@xpan195 The "King" literally attacked the other one

[@drippychicken2023]

Seal 1: FLIPPERS OFF SHE'S MINE!!! Seal 2: NUH UH SHE'S MINE!!! Her: 🤦‍♀

[@Flexydoggo76]

0:45 me when the taco bell kicks in

[@ChannelZero1031]

1:36 I like how the female seal just looks around and says, "I am out."

[@we7034]

this a real life lesson, man lost his nose for her and she just quit to mate with bully

[@lukaogadze5071]

typical in all species

[@deathcap.]

Nah if you watch the other video that shows the whole thing, that smaller one is a challenger who snuck in and tried to force himself on her. The one that comes over the hill and wins is her actual man

[@skateboarding118]

@@we7034 Yep, wait at the finish like and f the winner is their dating strategy.

[@doge2629]

aight imma head out

[@BeepDragon]

The smaller one had half it's face torn off and still didn't retreat right away. These creatures are incredible

[@Mephitinae]

Then he went right into the saltwater with a gaping wound. Ouch.

[@BeepDragon]

@@Mephitinae yeah that looked brutal

[@elih9700]

@@Mephitinae Best thing to help clean the wound.

[@maximumgas9448]

Thw horny helped him

[@bruno2dj]

Akainu vs Shirohige, colorised

[@nickmedley4749]

The Lord has a truly wonderful sense of humor with these animal vocalizations and behaviors 😂

[@pedrourbano501]

I'm actually surprised that it moves as fast as it does not having legs or arms and being that heavy.

[@TristanBiological]

shockingly fast

[@Ibloop]

The inertia from is surprisingly effective

[@Ibloop]

The inertia from its blubber is surprisingly effective

[@damuvang1915]

0:18 he came out like a warrior in a movie. On top of the hill making his battle cry issuing a challenge to single combat.

[@hassuntzu6523]

Just like a warrior, he found someone with his girl

[@damuvang1915]

@@hassuntzu6523 And she leaves just as when they fight for her honor. Don’t think she’s watching anymore. 😂😂

[@stevetownley5480]

A little lest climatic if you ask me but still true nonetheless

[@rashodhustle9718]

@@damuvang1915 shes probably like on to the next

[@kdesano8]

Looks badass but it sounds like someone having a bad shit coming out his ass.

[@brianbommarito3376]

I feel sorry for the old, battle-scarred one. He fought really hard at first. The big one was like, “I’ll mess with your head by just roarin’, let you wear yourself out, and as soon as I get my nose out of my mouth, I’ll mop the floor with you,” and then he did.

[@taidanagaming6800]

I laughed way harder than I should have at this comment 😂😂😂

[@peramenehera7054]

I mean since he has all those scars he probably already got some mad puss in his days

[@ChristopherX30]

😂😂🤣

[@SkrunkyTheClown]

@@peramenehera7054 prolly. But out with the old and in with the new, basically how it works in nature. And for humans too

[@ishzarkklyon9590]

Thragg vs Conquest and the left one was Conquest

[@Tyranachu]

The bigger one is clearly more experienced, he went for where it hurt the most when he tore open the other one’s snout at 3:06

[@Ranolog]

I like how when the other ones nose got really damaged, they were like "time out time out!" For a second. I was thinking the bigger one was gonna be like "ill get mum just wait here!" until they started fighting again

[@MRSLAV]

Jesus, they have one tough skin

[@Jestiii]

Wait WTF SLAV? YOU HERE?

[@dawidek8237]

top hardest to beat creatures in the world

[@loekust]

and they are covered in scars and callouses right around the neck area, from biting each other! it's insane how massive and strong these things are!

[@Fsatsmeltyblood]

Hello slav

[@whatareyoudoingstepcomment4029]

not as tough enough to withstands my barret m82 50 cal sniper

[@Frosst]

Elephant Seal: “Yo..u.. You should’ve gone for the snout” *gurgls*

[@sonatine3266]

Dunno why, but I laughed like one minute straight to this. xD *gurgls*

[@ryu-ken]

The other dude is smart. He took the high ground

[@bullymaguire9156]

😂

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

The snoot is a blood rich and sensitive target.

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

😆

[@MorganTalksbeauty]

I genuinely was invested in this fight and was really rooting for the smaller one.

[@Pasta13]

1:01 if that pole to his right wasn’t there you would think that 500 ft tall elephant seal Kaiju is attacking what looks like Northern Ireland

[@Noname-gr1zp]

Titanius Sea Elephant

[@peterd4047]

I legit was thinking the same thing we have similar minds 😂

[@davecrupel2817]

That's what it looked like! Haha

[@MrOrangeonion]

damn right i thought it was flippin huge at that point

[@kenadams9376]

It sounds like a rough morning on the toilet after a rough night of drinking cheap beer.

[@Tony-112]

And taco bell

[@gusto8585]

Third time rewatching This Showdown... It was alot more entertaining than a Mayweather Fight!! And it was free... thank you!!

[@TristanBiological]

what they lack in fancy footwork, is made up in haymakers!

[@ohuynhlam6871]

4:38 close your eye and listen 😌

[@thevisitor1012]

*Little guy lands 100 combos, then gets bit on the snout* “Aight I’m done”

[@ano2101]

It’s like you’re working you’re ass off and get hit by gogeta lvl 7

[@youneskasdi]

Size does matter after all

[@nadinecreary9938]

It got torn open really bad 3:48

[@enjoyer2227]

He had to have all of that swag to even do a little bit of damage but the big one landed three Crush Counters and won the match. Smh, this shit ain’t fair man...

[@julesop3866]

@@enjoyer2227 R.i.P

[@michaelyu2744]

I kept feeling like they would crash through the wall of a house and continue fighting in there anyway while destroying the furniture

[@cookiecola5852]

LOL not impossible😂

[@southernfried8502]

Well the average male northern elephant seal does weigh around 2.5 tons. And it's obvious to see they have a high pain tolerance.

[@danatedawg1018]

I...would absolutely love to see that

[@SafiSierra87]

They could most certainly do that

[@goldiegoose8975]

They’d be like Peter and the giant chicken

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Thanks OneyPlays, this was a sight to see

[@janetsoukup9767]

Oh owww I felt every bite! Gosh they they get mean . Beautiful animals though ♥️

[@medicgaming101]

The guy who lives in the house: “HOLY SHIT! FREE CONTENT!”

[@doot7779]

That fight was over once he tore off that nose

[@HkFinn83]

What a lucky lady! Having her pick of these two handsome boys!❤️

[@YG-rr6zv]

Elephant seal: Our fight will be LEGENDARY! **Explosive diarrhoea noise intensifies**

[@miguellilly8859]

Small elephant seal:(Doing quick bites Big elephant seal: You fight like young man nothing held back, admirable but mistake.

[@ShankX10]

Then he pulls the DAD move on the young man "I GOT YOUR NOSE".

[@noobmaster6823]

@@ShankX10 r/cursedcomments

[@lefu7812]

@@ShankX10 you think your nose is your ally? You ve merely adopted it

[@neilalexander65]

@@lefu7812 lool

[@jacobzland3609]

@@lefu7812 I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t smell the diarrhea until I was a man, by then it was nothing to me but RANCID!

[@OJanimations08]

“Honey are you in the restroom?” “I’m not in the restroom” “What?” “Look outside.” “…oh.”

[@Cornerboy73]

The little one ran away shaking his nose barking "This isn't over Abelard, we shall finish this duel another day - arf arf arf !!!" Then he made his escape down the conveniently laid-out Elephant Seal slipway next to the wharf.

[@TheBetterBoi2004]

Elephant Seals are Basically Those Type of Animals to the Animal Kingdom That Are just So Bizarre. But Yet We love them Anyway for what they Are. And That’s Awesome! Plus when the Seal Got his Nose Ripped Off…Jeez i can’t Imagine how Painful That Must’ve Been… 😬

[@stovepip]

Love how the big one is baiting the little one to strike, only to strike back at critical points

[@TristanBiological]

The strategy of experience. They probably run out of steam having to lumber around like that.

[@FatalShotGG]

@@TristanBiological The bigger one also lacerated the smaller one's nose

[@jfchadwick11]

"Little one" being a relative term here 😬

[@Akaryusan]

You don't get to stay the biggest by being an idiot, even a seal has to use strategy

[@ryansparks9257]

Imagine having to fight for dominance while trying to avoid getting your own face dongus in your mouth while also trying to get ahold of your opponents.

[@beeb5872]

I will never stop calling it a 'face dongus' from this point onwards.

[@w3ird_gurl638]

Giant Dic-

[@w3ird_gurl638]

@@beeb5872 Ngl Squidward must be mad he ain't the only one with a big nose🤚😭

[@malawianalphawolf]

The life 'Nice Guys' and Incels claim to live.

[@aliciawalker6624]

I cant stop laughing 😭😭😭😭

[@varszegimarcell]

I don’t know why, but this video makes me laugh so hard

[@alishalee1766]

“I have the high ground!”🦭

[@hyenalaughingmatter8103]

😏

[@Castillo525]

The one on the right (newcomer) was larger and stronger, but the one on the left has the fighting spirit. He'll train and come for revenge the next mating season 😂👌🏻

[@TristanBiological]

He successfully mated a few times, but your totally right that he's the future Beachmaster very soon!

[@TheMendo123]

The one on the right is the beachmaster I think. Looks like the smaller one is probably younger and was mating with a female on the larger beachmaster's turf. He is too small but looks scrappy and will probably be a beachmaster in the future. The larger one may also be getting old and losing his edge and ferocity in battle it looks like

[@TristanBiological]

@@TheMendo123 absolutely. He did mate with that female 5 times prior to this conflict, so that might explain why he's pretty chill with this bit of competition. After this fight there was no more questioning of the Beachmaster's dominance.

[@kevinlawson6188]

I'll be right back...after I eat 10,000 more fish.

[@aereiq]

@@TristanBiological still fought even when part of nose was missing.

[@Douglas8244]

living is so difficult for them in all aspects, even to open their mouth without biting their noses is hard

[@ryanokeefe12]

At least they don't have to pay taxes.

[@Guitarraeficaz1]

if that is hard for them imagine when they have tu put on their condom.

[@flamengo5471]

Eita um br

[@PinkSparklerToontown]

@@ryanokeefe12 tax is good.

[@AI-Maginations]

You're reincarnated as one of these if you're a real bad person

[@AlilLazy]

I give these people credit, to listen to this sounds everyday 😂😂😂😂

[@raulantunez_22nd76]

“ Why aren’t you in Uniform” -squid ward

[@poison3x]

He was like: " Come with me girl! You know I got a bigger toilet ;) "

[@BlueWallFull4331]

This was brutal to watch. Those bites and when he got him by the snout. That would of taken my arm off

[@TristanBiological]

They're so hardcore! We estimated that big guy (Beachmaster on the right) around 2000kg and just a bit under 5m long.

[@barbary13]

@@TristanBiological jeez thats crazy, and i've heard southern elephant seals can grow up to 4000kg!

[@TristanBiological]

@@barbary13 oh yeah, they're almost 2x as big as the Northern's. But their noses look a little less flappy.

[@flashgordon6510]

@@TristanBiological Wow! Must be amazing to see and hear up close and in person.

[@supernovagirl5741]

Yeah it's messed up lol

[@Len124]

The female: "Shucks fellas, don't fight over little ol' me!" Takes out a bag of popcorn.

[@panda._.23]

I can finaly sleep after i heard this beatiful sound

[@user-dm4gb2kr5v]

this is like watching a pokemon battle in real life

[@TristanBiological]

With the only abilities being tackle and bite

[@eatinggum9093]

Real life just like bideo game

[@tehuti5207]

@@TristanBiological And splash

[@andree1kk986]

Right lol

[@shrapnel95]

And sounds like Pokémon sharting

[@viking197]

God: so what noise should the elephant seal make? Chipotle Sauce: yes

[@pollyrolly3315]

This. Is amazing lol

[@king6238]

Hahaha

[@OnionSavoya-jf5hz]

It's amazing to witness the majesty of nature.

[@dalaimama4362]

The beach master walked up on the scene like what the fck gone around here…i know that ain’t one of my bitches you laying on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙅🏽‍♀️

[@GB-um2lf]

One on the right employed Obiwan tactics, dude had the highground the whole fight.

[@squilliamfancyson1080]

Here we can see an excellent example of how powerful the high ground truly is: Elephant seal bodies are extremely blubbery which gives them some of the highest resistance to damage in the animal kingdom but their big floppy proboscise are very soft and sensitive and one good bite there can easily win a seal the fight. We can see this happening in the video when the opponents nose gets bit and ripped open and he loses almost all his will to fight and loses the battle soon after. Elephant seals are also far too heavy to jump or lift themselves of the ground, however far their neck can reach is all the range that they have. They also lack any agility or dexterity on land beyond just biting things, meaning things like dodging or outmaneuvering is impossible. So by standing on ground high enough to put your proboscis out of reach of the enemy seals bite, you have essentially made it impossible for them to reach your weakpoint while simultaneously making it far easier for you to attack their's. High ground is broken, pls nerf

[@ladypain_thelegend5949]

@@squilliamfancyson1080 Ngl, I thought he bit his own nose with how aggressive and wildly he was going for those bites; it looks like they can easily bite their own trunk.

[@ryu-ken]

The other dude is smart. He took the high ground. Has more leverage for devastating blows and made it harder for low ground guy to hit him

[@Totyen]

Was looking for this comment, was not disappointed

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

So original.

[@gio-gioarmani2268]

The long pauses during the battle are like: ,,Oh hey dude calm down for a sec, my nose is in my mouth-" ,,Yeah same dude hol up-" ,,Okey done, lets continue"

[@carlosbalazs2492]

Nah, those pauses are bathroom breaks

[@averyniceguy3964]

Time to wait for the smartasses to comment and ruin the whole joke

[@RrRr-or5tw]

I mean that thing probably has its purpose but it really seems like a disability

[@nena_picante1425]

Lmfaoooo

[@jkennard10]

These animals are so goofy looking. But they're actual monsters that'll bite chunks out of each other just to rizz up the ladies.

[@CrustyLiquid]

jeezus these things are way more terrifying than i thought they would be

[@Kalossupremacy3356]

The fact they can just shrug off those bites

[@fawnieee]

Bruh did you see the on the lefts nose ;( a chunk taken completely out of it.

[@mrj.kottari8453]

Their skin is extra durable and there's thick layer of blubber under it. They rarely get fatal wounds or even ones that lead to worse infection etc.

[@glvine3355]

I’m pretty sure their skin and blubber is around 6-8in.

[@THIRTEENTH13TH]

@@fawnieee why sad face they dont care theyre fucking tanks

[@swlk9996]

They have inches and inches of layers of fat. Fat has nearly no blood vessels, so it’s not vital, and is more like a kevlar vest in nature. And just look at the size of their teeth compared to their body. The teeth are tiny. They would need houuuuurs to penetrate the fat layers and inflict a mortal wound. They have no arms to punch, no legs to kick or move... all they have are those tiny teeth lol, that’s why they fight for houuuuurs without anyone of them getting injured. Imagine 2 humans of that size fighting, the fight would be over after 10 mins, because we have arms, Legs, movement, and our teeth would probably be even bigger than theirs if our bodies were enlarged to their size.

[@gavinlamp5426]

I hear a hybrid of the Imdominus Rex growl, and 8 hours after consuming 4 Mexican pizzas from taco bell

[@mixey01]

The sound like my clogged drain, bet I can call one with one of those drainpipes 😅

[@rainyfriday6175]

Damn, homie lost his girl. I knew it wasn’t going to go good when the challenger just stood in the beginning and let him take those free shots without flinching.

[@ninjapickles244]

Poor small guy. I hope he’s living his life as a he deserves

[@amd1273]

Apparently that was not his girl.

[@randompheidoleminor3011]

Read the description That ain't his girl

[@fishfossils8858]

Lost his girl and got part of his nose ripped off. Rough day.

[@MOJAHED-XAN]

@r33mote Rip Half pp

[@Crackdalf]

The seal on the right has way more scars on his body, I'd wager he's quite an experienced fighter.

[@bartdegryse9345]

like the quote i've read once, beware of an old man with the profession were men die young. something in that line,?

[@Robert_D_Mercer]

@@bartdegryse9345 I clicked this video for a fight, not wisdom.

[@bartdegryse9345]

@@Robert_D_Mercer lmao 🙈🤡

[@imyourmaster77]

And he was bigger.

[@silverecho1201]

@@imyourmaster77 The fat one is normally the one that runs a harem on all the females. The small ones sneak in and try to impregnate the females leading to fights like this