Eleven Raccoons Stuck Inside Porch

Rescuing 11 Raccoons
Gates Wildlife Field Supervisor Joel was called out to rescue 11 raccoons from a closed in porch of a home. As you will see in the video, the house was under full renovation and the back door was left open one night. Once inside, the raccoons made their way through a broken window leading into the front porch of the home. One by one, the raccoons must have followed each other into the porch area. The window was too high for the raccoons to get back inside and the front door to the porch was closed, leaving this group of raccoons stuck for the night.
The next day, the construction workers showed up to find 11 raccoons huddled in the front room and immediately called us, not knowing what to do.
Joel was able to use his catch pole to carefully persuade each raccoon, one by one, outdoors.
One raccoon ran out the door before the video had started. (In case anyone is counting)
Video taken by Gates Wildlife Field Supervisor Joel.
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[@akz_3431]

Man: makes them leave Raccoons: *FORMS DEFENSIVE LAYER*

[@SourcianMStudio]

It's not very effective.

[@andrianoramadhoni3263]

@@Tchlix bruh

[@pujiea]

brace impact

[@lefteron6804]

SHIELD WALL

[@Damuworld]

@@Tchlix bruh......

[@Wolfpaw7000]

I love how the dude outside just yells "HUGE!"

[@margaritam.9118]

fragmentas. They are getting kicked out of the house and fat shamed on their way out, marvellous 😂

[@Notsofunnyman217]

THICC

[@SamtheBravesFan]

@Grannvale Flame Emperor Probably, but it's still funny. :)

[@Tamarix684]

@Grannvale Flame Emperor Absolutely!

[@nocturnal7345]

@Grannvale Flame Emperor No, they get fat to appear cuter to humans, it's their way of deceiving us, and yeah, it's working.

[@rynfornow3411]

“If we sit in the corner long enough maybe he’ll disappear.”

[@MazzMasserati]

That's exactly how some of us try to solve our problems *x* xd

[@austbob7161]

But they are able to survive in the wild? You can see they are living with enough food so they are able to stay warm if they congregate together like in the video

[@davidortiz9346]

Don worry humans are weird they will not see us sir he a has a stick

[@nguyenpham3593]

@يوسف أحمد you can't keep them they are wild animals. Nature finds its way so they wouldn't die in most cases

[@Jay-cn3js]

@@Faimp4 "TELL ME WHERE U ARE JOSH!!!"

[@AegoEzroh]

The ones in the wall were like “if we don’t move he’ll forget about us”

[@leonti0027]

*man remembers* Raccoons: "shit boys lezgo"

[@itsravt]

stop! 😂

[@nemmygirl737]

convinced me

[@T12J7]

Two of them went inside the wall in the video, but when he opened it there was three. I bet the one who was there first was thinking that _You gave my location away_

[@AegoEzroh]

@@T12J7 lmao u right

[@domsto4463]

I love it. At first you think "oh he's a professional, he sure will have special equipment and such" then you see him poking them with a stick until they get annoyed and leave.

[@olebeezie5653]

That's what I was thinking until he started in with the stick! Then I thought "Hey, I know how to do a raccoon removal. I have a broom handle that will work perfectly! 😅

[@van5395]

That was really funny tho

[@krypix]

Best plan ever

[@princexa-1289]

Dom sto thats a metal stick

[@Kuriboh1008]

@Blood Beryl megamind

[@dricoirving3236]

they don't look scared. they just look like they don't want to leave lol

[@purplekillerpenguin]

They had a nice place indoors now they have to find new shelter when its snowing and freezing outside

[@thatcringystuffyt5472]

notlikeyou lol

[@thatcringystuffyt5472]

Raccoons 🦝 are funny 😂

[@loouul7167]

😂😂

[@jin_cotl]

notlikeyou WE’LL BE BACK! SOON YOU’LL SEE!!! YOU’LL REMEMBER THAT YOU BELONGED TO MEEEE! YOU’LL BE BACK, TIME WILL TELL! OR I’LL SEND A FULLY ARMED BATTALION TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE! DADADADADADAYADA!

[@meltdown3340]

Alternative Title: Man pokes Fat Raccoons with a stick.

[@martinjuulandersen9694]

BOSSL3V3L You can't use that title in a internet search without getting some pretty grim results

[@Red-fv4bi]

That’s a hilarious title

[@BringBackCyrillicBG]

Phat*

[@yourmomsleftcheek1471]

BOSSL3V3L 😭😭🖤

[@alphaomega887654321]

Man pokes Fat LAZY Raccoons with a stick

[@AndragonLea]

Love how they just watched the other ones get tossed out and went "surely he's not gonna kick ME out, right? I'm obviously adorable!"

[@rickyricardo9710]

especially the one lounging on its back waiting for belly rubs or smthn lol

[@pauldavis5665]

None of those raccoons have ever missed a meal by the looks of it lol 😂

[@jenuwinmoore9258]

Paul Davis Hey Paul, I like your name.

[@Rude_Boi]

Jenuwin Moore Hey Jenuwin, I like your name.

[@jenuwinmoore9258]

Rude_Boi Aww! Thank you hunny.

[@helloasroma]

@@jenuwinmoore9258 Hey Joonowinzzksk, I like your mane.

[@ckokomo808]

They’re eating on a hobbit schedule with America an portion sizes!

[@Madfattdeeb]

Those were some calm and well feed raccoons. Every one of then was chubby, cute and non-aggressive.

[@swag_birb6706]

Well it did seem like they were Canadians...

[@saltedquackers5264]

Cute, until all eleven retaliate and come through the back foot ripping the man to shreds

[@campernocamping1]

@@saltedquackers5264 "Where's your stick now old man?"

[@Choosafunga777]

@@campernocamping1 In reality they were just vibing then got kicked out.

[@ScreenSummaryy]

It's gonna be cute when you get rabies smh

[@jo_7l]

When he broke the part of the wall down and 3 of them just stood there awkwardly I laughed so hard

[@Fanuc_Operator1990]

The cant see us if we dont move!

[@margaritam.9118]

That wall was *stuffed* with fat raccoons 😂😂😂

[@Jason75913]

same here

[@icyfendi7903]

@@Jason75913 watching this video made me feel weird, like they are so fat idkdkdk

[@tmccz1940]

Six year old me getting caught opening the cookie jar

[@vexmyth0clast]

They’re so damn cute, I’d feel so bad for even disturbing them. I have a soft spot for cute chubby animals.

[@OHYS]

Same if i owned the house i would have just let them stay there

[@anonco1907]

@ToroMc Toro No I don't think he is, I'd do what I always do with wild animals I'd ignore them

[@anonco1907]

@ToroMc Toro Shouldn't that be the other way around? if it's in a public place it's dangerous but if it's your private property that's fine? Public area's like a park or somewhere else they could bite bystanders, someones kids etc but on your porch you know where they are and can take responsibility, monitor and safely keep your distance.

[@anonco1907]

I've seen coyotes, bobcats and copperheads right outside my door, I just sweet talk them or ignore them. I don't think people should think too much into it.

[@anonco1907]

@ToroMc Toro U mad bro?

[@freddykingofturtles]

He's like a dad sending his chunky lazy Racoons to school.

[@maralyn_wolfsoul3541]

ForbiddenJam So tru

[@Lt_Lobster]

Me, im the chunky lazy raccoon

[@cizrek]

Those raccoons are the most polite raccoons ever. They did not hiss, no taunting, no screaming, They just were like ... polite af. lol.

[@RexGalilae]

Obligatory Canadian joke

[@ladybabe6958]

maybe they are thicc and lazy

[@valeryzaruba5276]

They are as fat as Americans

[@Mr.pizza0]

Valery Zaruba nice try but we’re definitely fatter than them

[@GoldenGrub]

They politefully overstayed their welcome!!

[@alecchang4626]

They’re like students waiting in line to give presentations but they don’t want to give presentations

[@paulkazimierzdanisz5152]

That wouldn't be limited to students 😁

[@ByllionBucks]

Or look like waiting in line for the heart Attack grill

[@charon_lix]

Stop being gay you're embarassing your parents

[@commwarrior7228]

No way xD

[@squares4u]

Tig ol' Bitties Aww but my parents LIKE that I’m gay :(

[@bigchicken4135]

I love how the sheer chonkiness of the raccoons gives away their position when in the wall after they just end up breaking it and they look awkwardly at the man

[@phantom10]

They are like: If I don't see him, he doesn't see me...

[@smwfreak1647]

" *WALLBREAKS* "

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

@@smwfreak1647 LEG IT!

[@Infested_Terran]

Just ignore him he’ll go away

[@furydeath]

one likes he can't get me in there hey get out this is my spot!!

[@InspectorSplatter]

That’s me and my friend when we’re skipping class and we hear someone walking up the staircase we’re hiding in thinking it’s a teacher or principle but 90% of the time it’s a kid 😂

[@Ashe-Dawn]

I laughed so hard when the wall bursted open and revealed 3 more chonks.

[@Sarah.Riedel]

That one hanging on to the wall for dear life had me in hysterics lol 😂

[@Ashe-Dawn]

@Hype. it actually is and listed in the dictionary, it's just considered informal.

[@ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

RELEASE THE CHONKS

[@youngsharmuta3691]

ayyy lmao

[@trashbanditraccoon5168]

We are not chonk we are skinny hooman

[@airforcemarkmg]

i lost it when the wall came apart. Like i can imagine them saying "dammit Freddy your fat ass got us caught" lol

[@Usthereout]

they're so fat. I died

[@zinussan50]

It always Freddy who spoiled them. Hahaha 🤣🤣

[@mazzb305]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DaKotaArielCristally]

I laughed so much ahah thanks 😂

[@sbu4846]

"Freddy"😭😭😭

[@chadnorris8257]

The title says they're stuck, but they seemed quite content to be there.

[@tiffanykuo4256]

Totally. You're right. Probably very cozy and warm there. Looks like winter maybe? They look extra big and fluffy and huddled.

[@nuclearpony3518]

This a job? Where can I get paid to poke fat animals?

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

in a camp for fat people? ... ok, i go...

[@prooxien549]

LOL

[@KizaruB]

All fun and games until somebody hires you to fend off a cougar

[@melvinmadedx1658]

꧁ ꧂ yes

[@FecalMatador]

꧁ ꧂ we have a bunch of those in Texas. They’re usually enjoying half priced fajitas at Pappasitos on Wednesday

[@moosejuice2166]

I like how humane removal is just poking them and saying "time to go"

[@Groza_Dallocort]

Well at least you dont have to be bitten by them by using a stick

[@DeuceGenius]

tough job :)

[@DeuceGenius]

i would have kicked them like fat footballs

[@Allisonlikescats]

DeuceGenius That’s horrible!! Why the fuck would you do that?! 😭

[@MegaEricPham]

Don't know why but that sounds like a Canada thing

[@DarkComatose15]

They weren’t even hissing they’re totally friendly 😂

[@stopitskiiiuuup4006]

They were just cold and hungry man...such a fat family i would've kept all of them

[@AstrumVerith]

Canadian Raccoons are as friendly as the local humans.

[@LARRYLARRY704]

@@stopitskiiiuuup4006 I'm with you man I would've been like these are my raccoons now lol

[@stopitskiiiuuup4006]

@@LARRYLARRY704 now I want a pet racoon! Lol

[@spiritualdawg3623]

Alana Benitez yea he so couldve picked em up

[@TinkerTailorSoldier1]

He only caught 2 going into the wall. If they didn’t go in there, the 3rd might have gotten away with staying inside.

[@CJ-tc7xh]

I noticed

[@paranoid1987]

He poked with a stick while fat shaming them until they left.... lol

[@SprocketScience1]

Not too far off from what my mom does to get me off of the couch.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Okay, this killed me, lol!

[@kedoh75]

Pretty cruel, eh?

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

funny, i do the same thing with feminists

[@emmarose9884]

They chubby babus

[@KobaAM]

Imagine how annoyed when you're just all nice and warm hanging out and sleeping with your friends and family and some guy just comes in and makes everyone leave.

[@rellrell9144]

N starts poking😂😂

[@forfreedom2786]

Hi 👋 I’m sorry to ruin your day but that’s how the Palestinians felt

[@Y3ll0wSm0k3]

For Freedom who.....asked?

[@KlaussMarcellus]

@@Y3ll0wSm0k3 I did

[@williamtang899]

For Freedom hope y’all get the right to return, free Palestine! also let the raccoons back in, they’re good bois

[@leandrest-pierre299]

The looks on their face while he’s poking them they’re like : ‘’why tho we just chillin‘’

[@mario_maelt]

yeah like teenagers in a mall

[@shellywebb741]

@@mario_maelt give me a shout out my name is Bella I will want to give you a whole bunch of like I really one mini lights from 100I know you are KZbinr and you might know the KZbinr I don't know okay my name is Bella hello videos so much

[@xpsyclops6050]

But mom...

[@CocoTaveras8975]

LoneWolf 1992 I know right. To be honest, I actually feel kind of bad for them!

[@jaynenunya6070]

@@shellywebb741 what

[@cameronwitmer]

My granddaddy always said, “by the time the 11th raccoon gets stuck in your porch, you’ve started to let yourself go as a home owner.”

[@FruitlessPhoenix]

Calls professional just for him to poke them with a stick till they get mildly annoyed and leave.

[@jeffc1347]

That will be $500 thank you

[@sauceup713ayye7]

@@jeffc1347 lmfao

[@florianpeter7045]

He graduated on the racoon university special degree in poking

[@juletlandret6329]

Seriously I'd just do it myself 🤦 or wear a well padded suit and just grab them

[@dedpxl]

to be fair he was risking being attacked by them

[@stickuprondo582]

I like how they just walk out like “ you didn’t have to push me 😒”

[@FlowingDepths]

That is exactly the vibe I got from this, lol.

[@keithrees4755]

they was also giving the looks on there faces you really want me to go outside but but but i don't want to go its to cold outside atm

[@NexusPhotografi]

Yea lol

[@kamaster1011]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sema6008]

Haha 😂

[@karna9629]

*LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHUNKY BOIS*

[@mikfoi6369]

Sy Nc they thicc 😫

[@thlee3]

Why just boys ?!?!?!?

[@super-NRG]

@@thlee3 actually it's even more retarded, because he spelled it wrong.

[@pufferz6788]

@@super-NRG woosh

[@JFJD]

Sy Nc *HECC*

[@gregorgoodman]

I love how he tore down the wall and there was just three more raccoons chillin in there

[@coulombicdistortion1814]

Those are the most well fed trash pandas I've ever seen.

[@HKgaming86]

"trash panda" lol

[@moamarmohammad5165]

Park pandas

[@wweeaazzeell]

Winter coats bb

[@katet8639]

Trash pandas hahahaha

[@corticorti4531]

I died laughing

[@hazah3]

These are the fattest raccoons I have ever seen in my life

[@Evie-ih5nx]

yea they a little bit chonky

[@luiseduardofontes33]

OH BOI THEY THICC

[@mattsupertramp6506]

You haven't seen many raccoons

[@nightvisiongoggles]

@danny boy Judging from the accent it's Canada

[@Yu-mn4od]

is it real that all people from usa are fat ?

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Expectation: Using traps to catch them and then release them in the wild Reality: poking fat boys with a stick

[@JavRexgteneg2pIift]

Reality isn't always disappointing you see.

[@JoshuaVaxe]

Thanos: reality is often disappointing...

[@jeanwren6990]

You can't relocate b/c they can't make it outside the area they know. Trap and release is all that's allowed.

[@niknik2777]

Ugly naked guy from friends when they poke him with a chopstick poker device

[@Bantoo00]

lol

[@jayronalds7465]

Did i just witness a family of raccoons get evicted from their home ? Lol

[@wosh253]

they all got caught for breaking and entering looks like by their clothes they may have been robbing the place

[@faith1361]

Yep

[@Lazris59]

@@wosh253 jack jack thought the same

[@ngankhong9029]

Are you sure those chunk bois are not fed by someone near there LOL

[@understandingitall3927]

Ngan Khong I thought that too...they are definitely being cared for by someone in the area, they are too healthy!!!

[@shadowangle75]

That late night dumpster diving and dog food...

[@slick3996]

@@shadowangle75 that dumpster snack be hitting good

[@ghostdtx]

They are eating from dumpsters

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Probably eating from pet food dishes that are being left out on the porches at night. There were couple of rather large, chubby raccoons that were eating from our dishes some time ago.

[@Zulu-Lemon]

Everyone’s body shaming these raccoons

[@greenearthblueskies8556]

lol

[@ms.2578]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alesin1992]

They're not fat, they're weight-challenged, thank you very much.

[@PhantomQueenOne]

They have to get that fat to survive winter. They go into torpor and sleep most of the winter. By spring they will be 30% lighter, more if the winter is a very long and hard one.

[@donnaharris8097]

😂😂

[@TheNastyPS]

Imagine chilling with your homies and some huge dude comes to you and pokes you with a stick.

[@mdm3boi]

That would be shit lol

[@anomaly395]

Lmao 🤣

[@TimThomason]

If that happens, I'm going to hide out in the wall

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

Me and the boys going in the wall

[@HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday]

We're too obese to move

[@TheLordir]

Those raccoons are more pissed than scared. Their like "oh c'mon we just got here"

[@proximitive3872]

i can imagine rocket from gotg saying that

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

Imagine finding a perfect inhabited house to squatter in and the pesky human ruin for you.

[@HelenaRedgrave]

"So what do you do for a living?" "I poke chonky boyes"

[@rinzxc8857]

@LeGM boyes*

[@farmageddon2978]

this funny lol

[@Stainnlesss]

I love this

[@quilt...]

jolyne 👀

[@jhowardsupporter]

I don't know what he needed the stick for to move these fluffers. Be a man and use your hands. You know this coward has nightmares about killer balls of fluff coming to get him.

[@suoaa]

Guardians of the galaxy vol 3. Rocket gets fat and finds his family.

[@OddOneOut665]

Thor's Five-Year Laziness rubs off on him.

[@M-1996A1]

LagiNaLangAko23 nobody runs in that family.

[@garmenlin5990]

Fat thor and fat rocket

[@nenaj1]

🤣

[@DodderingOldMan]

Damn, they're adorable. I know they can be a nuisance, but coming from a country where they don't exist, I can only see the cuteness...

[@neonmajora8454]

DodderingOldMan It's crazy, I've lived in a place with raccoons my whole life and only saw one this year.

[@jileel]

We have some racoons in the area. They rarely cause any trouble. They may mess w/ the garbage sometimes but thats all really.

[@faceless2302]

They're all cute and adorable until you hear the story about the woman who lost her arm to one

[@bigsealfan9579]

@Pareidolia pretty biased to say that, cats are the most widespread invasive species, hypercarnivores that kill over a billion birds every year in the US alone, but let's judge raccoons

[@nwojunkie]

imagine if they all rushed him when he began poking them.

[@itspepperryyyy3200]

When they three of them fell out of the wall, that one got me 😂

[@Lazris59]

It was like a comedy

[@MadStyle1911]

The Chunky Bunch.

[@duckman6541]

Omg there are so fluffy and jiggly cute fatty

[@sarahbrown5373]

@@duckman6541 they were really cute, huddling together and trying to keep their home.

[@Bolter024]

*chonky

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Marky Mark and the Chunky Bunch

[@benitocamelastoda2074]

They are thicc

[@Matok1]

I like how they all basically stop at the stairs, like "Oh geez, not stairs. oof"

[@Ddarke11]

"Take the stairs. Hate the stairs. SO MANY STAIRS!"

[@AnimeSunglasses]

"But it's COLD out!"

[@treatb09]

oh god, not these again.

[@Dushine]

Ahahahaha basically!

[@edschramm6757]

"STAIRS!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Claptrap 2012

[@seanriley1603]

I feel so sorry for them. They’re just a bunch squatters saying “Come on man! It’s cold outside. We just want a warm place to get out of the cold.”

[@hyperdiper5067]

yeah they don't look like trapped at all. I bet some racoon hater was like, "these racoons were surviving inside this porch, better call someone to get them outta there so they die from cold"

[@Leto_0]

@@hyperdiper5067 The front door was closed. They were probably too fat to climb back out of the window they came through

[@hyperdiper5067]

@@Leto_0 Racoons are smarter than that, they would've found ways to leave, trust me

[@sarahp19711]

Yes is true poor raccoons

[@joanbaczek2575]

Raccoons are dangerous in a house cuz they tend to rip up wires in the attic then a fire starts and they die in fires to. Raccoon to comfy with people can become a real safety issue and even deadly to people if the poor thing contracts rabies at anytime. Raccoon can transmit rabies up to 18 mos before first symptom.

[@Un1verses_]

The way they're so non-aggressive, someone must've been feeding them. I like how his truck says "Humane Removal" too. Just poke em with a stick.

[@Divert486]

Imagine calling a professional just to see him poke racoons with a stick.

[@MarketResearchReading114]

He's got insurance in case they bite and he needs a rabies vaccine probably just a matter of who's insurance covers what, so they hire this guy.

[@omniyambot9876]

@@MarketResearchReading114 lmao getting a vaccine after getting bitten

[@beto8753]

Scared of one reacting and chew your face off

[@solar0wind]

@@omniyambot9876 Yeah, I suppose that guy has all the vaccines he needs for the job already.

[@Fridelain]

Oh. I charge good money for plugging in a printer.

[@MC-ko2mx]

I loved how he was giving out directions "c'mon", "go on", "out the front", "not in the wall", and "the other way", while those chonkers just stared at him and refused to move.

[@MC-ko2mx]

@Vanessa Torres I don't want to fat shame raccoons, but these guys did look like they'd never missed a meal in their lives LOL

[@KhalidAli-kz1it]

M C 😂😂

[@annamay3707]

@@MC-ko2mx you are fat shaming them!🤣🤣

[@mocat1]

That was far more entertaining than a clown car. “No, not in the wall.” 😂

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Ah, the dreaded wall raccoons. Lost it when the dry wall gave way from the chonk.

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

read this as he said that

[@ksb8760]

They’re so cute lol

[@judithneeley5229]

I'm so glad Joel saw the humor in that. They were just trying to cuddle up and stay warm away from the winter elements. Some guys would have been mean. Cute! Well done.

[@josephsaliba79]

They are so well fed and human friendly, am guessing someone is taking care of them nearby.

[@tankgirllovesroos]

I thought the same thing. It's like they were wondering why the human was poking them with a stick. They responded the same way my dog does when he's scolded.

[@199724]

Well fed? They are morbidly obese...

[@sirvictorgreenblade9469]

Coons🤣😈

[@ZoroTV]

Nah we have some wild raccoons frequently stuck in the garbage can, behaving and looking the same way

[@iamsofia3782]

Im guessing McDonald's

[@blackgem12]

As someone who has had a pet raccoon, it’s honestly funny seeing them not be so aggressive to the stick, although them being Canadian raccoons probably explains that. That and then being such Chonky boys adds to the odd hilarity.

[@blastech4095]

is your one aggressive?

[@Thecyberknight1]

@@blastech4095 ive help domesticate raccoons for a while, just like dogs and cats you must spay and neuter them, then they're like chonky fur friends.

[@4EverCanela]

Are Canadian raccoons not aggressive cuz I have a lot in my area and I find them so cute

[@wyv_3rn]

How is it like living with a chonker? I always thought raccoons were pretty cute but everyone says they’re like the garbage versions of dogs-

[@Ingaingaweloveanimals]

Instead of anger they were more dragging there feet like awww do we have tooo

[@id104335409]

Plot twist: they stole his van.

[@notmyfield5391]

Next video...11 raccoons removed from warm animal control van!

[@angel-nv7jk]

And drove it to the nearest McDonalds

[@onveteran3945]

"stoled"

[@baguettelauncher8839]

@@notmyfield5391 LMAO

[@EzekielPrado]

Jacob too too lmao

[@RayneSaltair]

This is the first ever video I watched from your channel. I still go back and watch it a few times a year.

[@Mimi-ss3xx]

Raccoons: “we’ve been kicked out of better places.” 😂

[@theshotmeister2639]

You are tasty

[@alkevinzmedia]

Haha

[@theshotmeister2639]

@Muhammad Baig thanks buddy lol

[@theshotmeister2639]

@Muhammad Baig I don't usually say that to women on KZbin, think I was just bored that day, but you're right, and I apologise

[@S88-s8i]

Mimi 🤣🤣🤣

[@Amarianee]

😂 based on their size and relatively calm disposition, despite being repeatedly poked with a stick, they have had waaayyy too much positive human interaction. Makes for an entertaining encounter lol

[@kaam..]

NSA it makes them more likely to approach humans who will try to kill them. So it's not great for them to be too trusting.

[@Amarianee]

@@kaam.. Thank you! *edit addition: it also makes it dangerous for people because they're more likely to attack than flee if agitated or want something you refuse to give them (typically food), and they're big carriers of rabies.

[@Lessembarrassingman]

Imagine some guy breaking into what you think is your house and then he pokes you with a stick until you leave and during this the guy has the nerve to call you “tubs”

[@GOML1112]

and this guy has the nerve to say he 'rescued' you

[@sleshstamp]

"Alright, jesus, I'm going! Come on!"

[@TheDuke4100]

but they dont think its their house...they got stuck...this isnt disney

[@Lessembarrassingman]

Jason oh yeah I forgot

[@Pikaton659]

Jason It looks to me like they were just trying to stay warm. If they were truly stuck, they wouldn’t have needed to be poked & prodded into leaving.

[@pamelasmith6221]

That one towards the end in the corner was SO comfortable. He didn’t want to move. I don’t blame him. 😂

[@xpsyclops6050]

The best part was that one raccoon that snitched the other two raccoons behind the wall

[@hellz0yea0its0pablo]

barely caught that lololol

[@tompreller3705]

Me and the bois when we get caught doin something illegal

[@mustang0243]

lol..ahhahaha raccoon : hiding behind cupboard Man : oh no you dont

[@cedarparkrangerssc6296]

6ix9ine

[@jingd7750]

The Second The wall fell down... Wall: Plop Racoons: “Stare”... Oh No RUNNNNNNNNNN

[@RobertAnderson-ze9mu]

Lol they didnt run without a gentle poking with a stick, perhaps it was cold outside

[@jingd7750]

Thanks For Replying (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

Hahaha they are so cute 😹

[@alexmarshall4331]

WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE 👉💤👈👉🙏

[@megatonhammer4723]

hilarious! thank you! haha

[@thelouster5815]

For wild animals raccoons are generally well behaved.

[@caio01gomes]

@@joecaljapan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ramboassgoblin]

Last month I saw a raccoon steal someone's camera bag as they where getting in the car and leaving. He just hopped in the back right passenger seat grabbed then run for the mangroves.

[@Condorthedude]

they're considered a pest where I live

[@Huntress_Hannah]

Idk if you’ve ever met a raccoon but them things are dickheads

[@billgreenly5522]

Other than the fact that they are worse than possums

[@glocrowhurst]

I needed to explain to my UK partner what raccoons' personalities are like and I showed her this. Perfection.

[@got2bcats]

He is so polite with them just nudging their pudgy butts out

[@General_Klytus]

They are not Stuck inside.... They are exercising Squatters Rights 😁

[@rocker2961]

LEADER I see you have just seen me Robinson too

[@MrTubularBalls]

They don't exercise much at all if you ask me.

[@MrTubularBalls]

+Moai LOL

[@tbone007]

It looks like these raccoons survived on nothing but cheesecake🍮🎂🧀

[@MRBOOOYA]

mmmmmm cheesecake

[@willieshedrick1824]

Reminds me of Homer Simpson

[@slice-o-life]

Cheesecake and walls

[@taritznova9192]

😂😂😂

[@ckokomo808]

Truly American raccoons ;)

[@khaleesi888amazon5]

AwwWww...😍🤩 They are just the most fluffy cutest adorable cuddly racoons. That innocent masked faces 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

[@MrBigstick25]

Damn they look they’ve been on a steady diet of biscuits and gravy...lmao

[@jorhodes8507]

😂😂

[@PHRCpvh]

Lockdown: ENDS Moms trying to make the family get outside:

[@JonJoLen]

LOL

[@veeeevo]

GOLD☠️

[@meredithadams5495]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrBlubberbube]

with someone standing outside: "look at this one, huge"

[@TessBla]

“Come on tubs” I felt that 😂😂

[@malloryg4251]

LOLLLLLL

[@fantasynote4166]

💀

[@maceuniverse4125]

0:14 The steady camera makes it look like an intro to a video game.

[@minetruly]

Amazing how they aren't scared at all. Just annoyed.

[@luislaurel5608]

minetruly yes because it is cold outside, they just want to sleep together and this man came to ruin the day

[@zammmerjammer]

Raccoons truly do not give a single fuck. Two waddled right into the kitchen of a friend of mine and refused to leave until they had eaten every piece of bread in the place.

[@sloth1021]

zammmerjammer they need to do what they need to do to survive

[@maj1166]

@@sloth1021 i agree but i think they gave them a warm place to stay and probably some food before relocation

[@josef5319]

@@zammmerjammer I can confirm. One morning I was going into the kitchen, just as I was nearing the kitchen this mofo raccoon comes running out with my bread...

[@cman472]

Clearly just interrupted a Raccoon Weight Watchers class

[@mtracy244]

🤣

[@alalalala57]

I don't think it was working lol.

[@notsop1]

Al As 57. That’s why you go to Weight Watchers.

[@bikesandcameras423]

I'm starting to think that house wasn't under construction, they just ate all of the furniture.

[@odinssverd]

Under deconstruction

[@j-sant-animations8105]

PLOT TWIST! it’s a custom layout by the owner which was just a bunch of stacked raccoons under a large trench coat.

[@beats0me]

Would explain why they were so big XD

[@nomad8690]

I love when he says "look at this one!" He's surprised how thicc they are. Lol

[@scorporsupremacy7948]

They were like -“What happened to Squatters Rights?”

[@donf5502]

That would be a great series. Someone just goes to a squatters house and starts pokin em with a giant stick. Hahahaha

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

Canada, there is no squatters rights.

[@MilesLougheed]

Looks like an easy call. The raccoons cooperated and they all left out the door with some poking.

[@Bolter024]

If only the hooker in my house left after some poking..

[@b1njjj95]

@@Bolter024 😂😂😂

[@jakep1979]

@@Bolter024 you don't pay the hooker to come over for sex, you pay her to leave.

[@MilesLougheed]

@@Bolter024 Small world. I recognize your username from /r/edmonton.

[@Bolter024]

@@MilesLougheed I'm not on reddit

[@ManinTidyWhities]

Raccoon: Quick, if we form together in one giant blob, the pesky human will never win!

[@LadyAhro]

Trying to create one big illusion like in PomPoko

[@1994-l1m]

Hahahaha

[@chinabluewho]

I was literally thinking while watching the video "are they grouping up so the predator can't consume them all at once?" that is a lot of meat to consume so at least a few would survive after the predator left to nap and digest the others.

[@ReeseDee]

Pom poko vibes fur real

[@lynnjasen9727]

My favourite part was when you called the one on the bottom of the pile “Tubs”. Although really, he was bigger than that. Record-breaking total tonnage! 💕🇨🇦

[@Greggery]

I see you've found Tom Nook's criminal hideout.

[@blessthismessss]

*Tom nook's Criminal Cranny*

[@letrangN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nook's cranny

[@anomaly395]

Crook’s Cranny

[@emelielonnberg.]

And his hoodlums 😂

[@drownable6444]

@@anomaly395 this is the comment

[@tristan6509]

Plot twist: he owns those racoons and train them to sneak into people's houses so that he'll get a shit ton of cash

[@user-dw3oy4ov9z]

oh i want that job

[@riodemark9999]

clever

[@NwahWAttitude]

isn't that basically the plot to "The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents"?

[@cvspvr]

some people actually do that with pigeons/crows

[@imtrippin6575]

Lame plot twist. 👎 Try again

[@leosworld2]

The last one in the corner is like 5 more min. Lol

[@josgn]

Yes he was lol

[@kurtsaidwhat]

I’n fat, I’m cold, and I don’t want to go to school

[@liambelfast4259]

That's how I'd be if I was riding you

[@stashatstake]

@@liambelfast4259 no, Liam, we don't say that on the first date

[@liambelfast4259]

@@stashatstake 🤣

[@pennyrobbins808]

You are so gentle with these animals. WOW-10 BIG raccoons. Thanks for the video!

[@krystalsperfectteeth8194]

But if you’re being honest with yourself they’re pretty cute... amirite?!

[@msprettygirl984]

yes i want one as a pet lol

[@oddp61]

Yes they are! Especially when he pokes them and thier fat jiggles lol

[@MarinaJBoyd]

@Hotsam Noirchards I have a lot where I live, and they creep me out. Not only are they loud as f*** at night, but I will catch them staring at me from the shadows, or behind a bush like a peeping tom. They don't seem afraid of humans like many wild animals, and they are just too darn smart. I swear, they are plotting to pick my deadbolts.

[@thelegendaryt-rex4763]

Cute, fluffy, fat raccoons

[@perlebabin7115]

Yes but they are demonic creatures

[@phammanh2689]

The title should be: Eleven THICC Raccoons Stuck inside Porch

[@vallisdaemonumofficial]

**DUMMY THICC*

[@Feber2001]

ThiCCER than a slice of ham.

[@1PrinceJay]

Cornbread fed at that!

[@Seargent_Scraps]

Thicc is supposed to mean fat in certain areas that you find attractive.....

[@smolincubusbf4901]

extra thicc

[@danishshaharin2236]

Plot twist : The racoon didn't pay the rent , that's why they're getting kicked out.

[@cyberhexxcin]

The rent is TOO DAMN HIGH!

[@syeikhaelfatih9429]

They'll pay the rent if he fix the damn door

[@nhthuytruc]

So that was against the law to kick them out because tenants should not be evicted during pandemic lol

[@Re-gj3yk]

@@syeikhaelfatih9429 Give me rent

[@threegenders201]

The stick was a made guy and the raccoons weren't. Nothin they could do about it

[@cal4111]

They're so cute!

[@lazycat2900]

It's oddly hilarious with the way they're so hesitant to go out

[@dudewatches6125]

It's cold!

[@Bluecho4]

@@dudewatches6125 It's true. If I were a raccoon, I wouldn't want to leave the shelter of that house, and the warmth of the chonk pile.

[@charlesdarwin6224]

You know these Canadian neighbors are feeding those raccoons because they're too nice.

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

Hey maybe with all of those people being so nice, the raccoons won't rip their faces off.

[@Noname-ni8qm]

​@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 people mistake feeding animals or leaving food for them around for danger. Well ,if is bear around not good idea,but every other animal if u dont try to touch it or feed it from hand is safe for u just to enjoy and help it to survive instead to go in the trashbins. We are the invadors in their land 😢

[@katet8639]

​@@Noname-ni8qmwell said!

[@sleepless9994]

Plot twist: they stole his van

[@9929kingfish]

Actually they did.

[@bundleoffuck2986]

They had guns and everything

[@artistaloca4]

I wish

[@MrG360oneX]

Didn't you see one in the driver side window? There was probably another one hot-wiring the thing lol

[@younglevese]

Lol

[@PatientVoicesMatter]

Awe! Poor lil ones finally found a nice dry place to sleep.

[@thechaosgods]

The 3 inside the thin wall falling down at the end 😂 "we've been rumbled boys"

[@birley4232]

This Eren Jaegar. I am now speaking to you by the power of the founding racoon

[@thefoundingdrip7788]

Christopher Birley attack on titan let’s goo

[@Tabmaster94]

​@@birley4232 Beautiful lol

[@mightymissk]

The little buggers are so cute its hard to get mad at them, even when they've invaded the garbage and spread it around the yard.

[@puppetsock]

If you could see what a single one of these vermin can do to a field of corn in one night, you would not call them cute.

[@Graciaonhigh]

I agree they look cute here but I warn people to have real caution around these animals. I almost lost one of my kitties from a raccoon attack. Their bites and scratches are no joke and if you live in the countryside the raccoons there most likely won’t be nearly as friendly as the ones in this video.

[@leaf2180]

@@Graciaonhigh I live in the country and I walked into our barn one morning to a raccoon eating leftover food with my cats lmao. I thought it was a big stray cat at first

[@leaf2180]

@@puppetsock I've never seen a raccoon do anything to a cornfield. Here in my area it's just deer.

[@dxvine4557]

raccoons can and have eaten cats. lost a couple of my barn cats to that when they snuck onto my farm. they ain't cute.

[@bundleoffuck2986]

Fatcoon gang.

[@demoman4335]

NO

[@rainbowflowerpower4464]

YES AMAZING

[@bravodefeated9193]

lol that sounded wrong

[@SAVEDBYGODSGRACE]

😂😂😂😂

[@hudy7712]

xd

[@RocZi]

I like how they look at him like they know they are illegal squatters and the landlord is now evicting them but they are displaying their pity

[@waffleduck1573]

*Calls wildlife guy for expert support* *Wildlife removal expert literally just comes over and shoves them out with a stick, politely asking them to leave* People who called: *surprised pikachu face*

[@ozzymd1]

Any wild animal can be dangerous when cornered I like to see you try that with that many raccoons !

[@Gerolanfalan]

@@ozzymd1 If this video is any indication, just layer up and poke them with a stick.

[@ozzymd1]

@@Gerolanfalan you ever see a raccoon get nasty ? It's not pretty my friend . I highly doubt you are qualified to handle 1 of these animals let alone 11 ! 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@yvonneost12]

Obviously owner did'nt know how to open his back door by himself LOL ( twat ) wasting peoples time.

[@brokemultitrash]

raccoons: *_hiding in the wall_* man: *_tears wall down_* raccoons: *_surprised pikachu face_*

[@999-h1y]

“Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave”

[@michaelwilliams2653]

this comment deserve more likes

[@unknownanon4993]

over the hedge?

[@camapdien]

@@unknownanon4993 the penguins in madagascar

[@Nobody-zn3yv]

Underrated

[@ackbarfan5556]

boo ¿ “We’ve been ratted out boys.” *Throws hands up.*

[@benicio1967]

Wow!!! These guys were all so sweet natured. Every single one of them. They looked at him like.....”hey buddy what’s your problem? We’re just trying to catch a nap and stay warm!”