Eli's Household Junk Guessing Game | Barshens

[@MeAuntieNora]

Eli himself is the greatest treasure of all.

[@samholdsworth420]

Based

[@samholdsworth420]

Rub rub ahoy

[@MegaNato111]

Anyone else coming back to barshens again after 6+ years?

[@defs8073]

Obviously

[@MegaNato111]

@@defs8073 It must be done!

[@HattiesVlogs]

@@MegaNato111 its pretty much mandatory.

[@riot_cats]

Still coming back. This was a classic time in KZbin past. I miss the days of watching new Barshens, Ashens, MyVirginKitchen, and Digitiser. This collab channel was always a treat.

[@samholdsworth420]

I guess

[@RossHudsonMambo]

Never thought I'd have nostalgia for Eli's junk :/

[@samholdsworth420]

He's still sexually active with sheep show

[@EmmaW5]

"You should never sniff Eli's junk" Truer words were never spoken.

[@scottcowan7343]

EmmaW5 Ten points.

[@DanDart]

"Stop sniffing my junk!"

[@samholdsworth420]

Emma would know. Slag!

[@yamirukira3125]

"It does not smell Barry, stop smelling my junk" -Eli 11/11/2016

[@EmmaW5]

0:32 Syncronised blindfolded finger wiggle. You guys are scarily in sync! xD

[@orourkea]

I come back to this video for a number of reasons, in particular; "It's a sample... of someone's driveway."

[@jonnystrange3617]

I am back for my biennial Barshens binge, hot off the news that Barshens is coming back for a short run!

[@QtheWhatever]

The thing I love MOST about this video is how Barry says "see this?" as he guides Stuart's hands to the not-a-coaster. It's such a perfect example of how even though we say a thing with words that might seem wrong, when you look at the actual meaning behind them it makes perfect sense. Barry and Stuart don't have their senses of sight, so when they use words like "see", what they are really saying is the underlying meaning of "experience". "Take this information in". #languagenerd

[@markjempson6608]

thats quite meta

[@aborted4196]

Tl;dr

[@alkestos]

@@aborted4196 tl;dr

[@acex222]

I love the dryness of Eli's humour.

[@T4silly]

Dry Humor is the UK's Main Export I've heard.

[@EternalSeneschal]

Has a great amplitude.

[@swanningabout]

@@EternalSeneschal It's got a certain modularity

[@drmegaman]

Eli is straight up an excellent comedian in his own right and I hope Barshens leads him to a career in comedy

[@DfactorLongplays]

"Identify Eli's bits of junk"

[@swanningabout]

Well done...

[@R33Racer]

I wish my junk was as nice as Eli's.

[@aXenonGameplays]

SO do I, if I have to pick up random objects from my bedroom, this variety will probably contain empty Monster Energy can or used socks.

[@Novel_Poe]

I just have a train signal, a brake disk, a tire, a wheel, and a carpet full of fluff

[@Novel_Poe]

@Samson Themighty the train signal only cost 30 quid

[@aborted4196]

@@Novel_Poe rip Samson themightys account

[@Jambunctious]

You bleeped the 'fucking's earlier but you missed Eli saying it right at the end guys, 12:30. :P

[@Jambunctious]

Comedy is subjective, but I never found bleeping funny, just jarring. Keep em all in! :)

[@NoNameC68]

Oh no! My virgin ears!

[@ThePongles]

It depends on the context in the UK, if it's required for the joke/line then keep it in otherwise bleep it.

[@rucu8311]

not long before youtube will ban typing a cussword

[@swanningabout]

@@rucu8311 Fuckstick

[@dantefloressq]

I'm so jealous, i wish i would have a chance to feel Eli's junk too.

[@23Scadu]

I get the feeling he isn't too stingy about letting people touch his junk.

[@QtheWhatever]

You and me both.

[@o0julek0o]

Amanda Flores we all would

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

That episode in which Ashens and Barry wore blindfolds and started fondling Eli's junk.

[@wopjohn]

6:40 looks like the coaster Dylan Moran ate in blacks books episode Grapes of Wrath

[@simtexa]

This isn't really fair, Ashens has tonnes of experience with touching old tat.

[@QtheWhatever]

And he's pretty experienced with reviewing things too. (oioioi)

[@sadonion4378]

I really like Eli... He really does compliment the ashens/barry combo. My only wish is that they made more vids every week.

[@Javi_Lacking]

All the innuendos in this make the Banana Raffle look wholesome.

[@manulius]

I would totally wear a shirt saying "this is modular"

[@Volaths]

Still waiting onn Eli's noodle talk, please do that. We'd all love you even more.

[@jase6709]

Noodles are so last season. He's a microwave rice enthusiast now.

[@cheapshow]

PlainSailingWeather you will find Eli's talk on noodles on our CHEAPSHOW podcast! Or on our YT channel... Go hunting!

[@Volaths]

Cheap Show Awesome, thank you very much!

[@lincolnnoronha4128]

go listen to the cheap show

[@olioctane]

Jay Jay Why do Barshens make such awesome videos but never make sequels? The plasticine king could have been a series. A lot of the videos could have been a series. Instead they upload irregularly and never make sequels to great videos. Also Eli is the most interesting person on the channel!

[@JonasC22]

Eli is the king more of him plz

[@D00dlebugInc]

Jonas the king of plasticine!

[@KAgius96]

Eli for president

[@PixelSprixie]

Kevin Agius I would vote for him!

[@danforbes3573]

I bet hed make a better president than Trump

[@FiorinaArtworks]

That would be so awesome

[@danforbes3573]

Fiorina Artworks I agree with you on International noodle week.But,er,as for bodyguards,hed just have Stuart and Barry.

[@TheHutchy01]

I'm now sat here wondering if he'd qualify, as he has American parents it's entirely possible he'd count as a natural born citizen in the same was people such as John McCain and Ted Cruz.

[@crapacola567]

When barry said for younger viewers this is like an ipod I laughed but then I realized he was serious

[@sadonion4378]

12:23 "ive got loads of these at home" the illusion is shattered, they're not at elis house!

[@thethingonlycatscansee963]

Love the avatar!!

[@bentleywalker7087]

Sad Onion Good reference with the "0-3 sad onion".

[@Arrowdodger]

Eli, color me impressed. Some of your knick-knacks would give Ashens' shelf of interesting items a run for their money.

[@Arcade_Cat_]

Can we please get a shirt that says "This is Modular" in a super '80s font?

[@MrBigjay1995]

Eli is so funny, he just clicks with the other 2, this channel deserves way more subs

[@MatroxMillennium]

Being American, I was super confused when you said the skull was a sherbet container, because CLEARLY it did not contain a fruit-flavored iced dessert. But I looked it up afterward and saw that in the UK, sherbet is in fact a powdered fizzy drink mix that's sometimes used for similar purposes to Fun Dip.

[@D00dlebugInc]

Michael Graham differences between British and American English is one of life's great pains

[@lost6516]

1:51 Whats an I-Pod?

[@tgm9991]

will thompson It's a magic box that plays music kind of like a smartphone but you can't make calls on it

[@lost6516]

Tim Morgan Like snapchat?

[@JamThaFab]

It's like a Walkman but smaller.

[@iamdb1990]

a small box where you put your eyes when you sleep

[@marti5420]

its like a cassette tape in a box like player.

[@adammeyer5430]

The way Eli snatches everything 😂

[@Zikar]

Stewart and Eli's genuine nerding out at that cassette tape holder is great to watch. NEEEEERDS!

[@yamirukira3125]

"You should never smell Eli's junk" -Stuart Ashen 11/11/2016

[@MrShannonite]

I had a Mexican last night... Was it good? Yes he was, he did my garden and my mother, bless him.

[@chrisallon7461]

Three years later & re-watching all barshens episodes in lockdown... just realised the sock is on the mannequin in the background 😂

[@get-the-joke]

Why does Stuart know that much about Eli's junk?

[@get-the-joke]

OK, I didn't watch the whole video. Why didn't he recognise the single adapter even after Eli said that you use it to play music. Is Stuart dumb? I'm very disappointed.

[@gray007nl]

Stuart's probably never seen or heard of a metal 45 rpm adaptor, since he said he always had plastic ones.

[@alkestos]

@@gray007nl and in UK the small singles had normal sized hole like 33rpm ones. It’s not very common to see those adapters compared to US.

[@BruceForte]

We need a "THIS IS MODULAR" shirt, NOW.

[@oldsamsauce]

Eli is the funniest of the lot

[@amaruqlonewolf3350]

I always love Stuart's "oioi" whenever he says something with a lewd double meaning.

[@superiodity]

They beeped the first two "fuckings" but left the one at the end.

[@raikohadvent]

10:59 Oh Stuart, we love you too.

[@XH1927]

That's a cool tape case, never seen anything like it. Wish I had had those back when tapes were still a thing.

[@deadweight20]

Look how tight barrys blindfold is compared to stuarts lmao barrys got that vice head

[@iamdb1990]

this shouldn't be as fun to watch as it is... sums up Barshens perfectly lol

[@chcc12]

I work in Tescos, and I knew what the sample of driveway was immediately because we have the group who does them outside our shop.

[@DanDart]

Would you've been able to tell by touch alone?

[@rucu8311]

apoc....blindfold??

[@broceollomon]

This was a good segment.

[@ChrisSPCs]

Is it me or did you not give Barry the point for guessing that it was a table plate, one for barry and one for stuart for getting reserved.

[@Ingestedbanjo]

I noticed that, too. Outrageous. Disliked and unsubbed.

[@DanDart]

They did at the end just not at the time

[@as6110]

#barrywasrobbed

[@PJValiant68]

I have the exact 45 adapter, so everyday I can feel a piece of Eli's junk.

[@KentuckyRanger]

@ 4:38 It's a Michel Jackson Bubbles ball scratchier! Too soon?...

[@simonwolfie2]

Another priceless creation, thanks lads

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I feel like there has to be a story behind how Eli ended up with all this stuff... Even if the story's just "Eli's a bit odd."

[@thebongmaster]

i for one would love Eli to have a "this is modular" t-shirt :0

[@aaaa6824]

Should have just been called "Examine Eli's Junk".

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

Barry should have at least one point more for guessing the table sign. He had been robbed! 😂

[@vulpesinculta3238]

I'm straight as a line, but I'd deviate for Eli. What a hunk.

[@themoviedealers]

In the US, all 45 RPM singles had the large hole, so adapters were always needed. "Dinking" was only an issue on non US 45 RPM singles. (There were large automated spindles for some phonographs which allowed you to stack up like 10-15 singles and the machine would play them all in a row automatically on one side without you having to fiddle with the machine.)

[@bradjones1977]

NOW 7 was actually my first NOW album! And it was on tape, too! 😄

[@fallouthirteen]

Wait, Barry cheated. Eli said "sense of touch ALONE" and he smelled the ash tray.

[@hector-m-carrillo]

"identify Eli's bits of junk" didn't know we were reenacting Saturday night ;)

[@tibby8bit585]

xD eli cracks me up, if he had a channel id watch it

[@chrkme]

"This is modular" t-shirt to be added to the merch store soon, yea?? Crackin'

[@connorgreen2140]

do more of this please.

[@RS250Squid]

"It might have a smelly smell" This phrase just sticks in my mind for some reason.

[@AssignableJack]

Eli has somehow become king of things in this neck of the woods...

[@FrederikLionheart]

I hope Eli will be the supreme villain in Quest for the Gamechild 2.

[@chupathingy6626]

And it FINALLY came out this week!!!!

[@RoobehTunes]

Eli must be very proud of that ashtray!

[@alexzuga7852]

"Its a bit kinky" hahaha

[@pixelsheep1924]

2:46, i call that my Jew Holder...

[@La_sagne]

i love this channel!

[@tempestSH]

I love Eli so much

[@MissMisha1996]

Eli is adorable and I enjoyed watching Barry and Stuart fondle his junk!😜

[@jordanreynolds1498]

#BringBackBarshens

[@dmd8552]

#BringBackRobbingBarry

[@samholdsworth420]

Yes

[@amandamalone647]

Aside from the Sharticles this is definitely my favorite Barshens episode

[@twitchytails]

Stuart makes a living fondling old tat, it was pretty easy to assume he'd win :p

[@missvixmcswaggins1885]

My brain has melted lol 😂

[@wingedtoast7495]

I'm a pedal-loving and gear loving guitarist, and a physicist who writes in python, and I would be very interested in a shirt that says "This is modular"

[@danielprosser7834]

More Eli please! All youtube videos should be filmed in his flat

[@o97personal2]

This is amazing!

[@DaFan86]

I love this omg

[@OdaVenom]

No-no-no! There should be a short montage of looser's duty. Like loading old socks into the machine, washing plates and drying toilet with a toothbrush.

[@swanningabout]

losers

[@rump438]

Eli needs a documentary made about him. Doesn't need to be a biography. Literally any subject as long as it pertains to him.

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

"You should never sniff Eli's junk." -Stuart Ashen

[@voltare2amstereo]

12:22 illusion shattered

[@absurdrhino]

the comfiest youtube channel going

[@danforbes3573]

brilliant stuff!

[@notthere83]

They really didn't laugh hard enough at "Stop sniffing my junk". ;)

[@Bodomi]

Modular value.

[@peanutpie5042]

two questions... first, where can i get those tape cases? and second, sherbet? in the US sherbet is a fruit flavored dairy and water based frozen dessert, kinda like icecream. what is in that skull?!

[@morenn420]

In the UK Sherbet is a fizzy powder sweet, the kind you dip a lollipop in.

[@junkjambo7533]

And we call that fruity, milky, waterery madness sorbet (pronounced sor-bey) in the UK, because it makes us feel special.

[@melmanhattan]

Love this!!!!!

[@ChrissieBear]

OMG I want those cassette holders. My nan had something similar.

[@TheBokkelul]

Should have started this with "Welcome to: identify bits of Eli's junk"

[@delirainnominata7947]

Perfect opening credits.

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

Oi! Barry should have gotten a point for guessing it was a table placecard, even if he didn't know what was written on it!

Barry should have four points. He got one point each for his tree objects and one for guessing the color of the adapter.

[@NeoGroFabius]

Barry should`ve gotten a point on the second piece of junk

[@JamesAColemanFan]

this was great :)

[@JcGross93]

THIS IS MODULAAAR!!!

[@Lexi.f]

If they ever need money sell elis fire mixtape

[@marti5420]

would someone please give eli his bloody own show... ideally immediately.