Elite Dangerous Aussie Covas Dazza

[@VindicatorJones]

Yes, this is a silly video... A lot of you might not get what the hell it is I am saying.. Sorry for that.. Also, this was damned hard without swearing every other word.. Us Aussies swear too much!

[@RubberStig]

Bahahaha understood every word mate. Can't wait for the Drop Bear Edition. I can see myself and Dazza blowing the froth off a couple in deep space, no wuckers.

[@TheAyounger]

Absolutely brilliant mate. I loved it. I'd have that as my Covas every day of the week.

[@martintownley5803]

Nice Garry!!!

[@walrusahoy5878]

Install “Dazza”?...yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeeeaaah!

[@Beer_Dad1975]

Is there really such a thing as too much swearing?.... oh wait, my sister-in-law's husband... yeah there is such a thing as too much swearing...

[@erthlite602]

"Going pear shaped faster than a Dingo in a pre-school"

[@gunnergrayhem]

I lost it at that one!

[@tuhp5237]

😂

[@JosieBean22]

as an Australian, i approve

[@philipbannor3281]

Impossible to drink coffee and watch this at the same time..... :)

[@markfrombriz]

Woah, he's cactus.... That's gold

[@SirMrTreflip]

"things are going pear-shaped faster than a dingo in a pre-school''

[@hastar72]

that was m favourite one, wonderfully harsh lol

[@Aidaho7]

Vindicator Jones, where are You!? UPDATE : On main KZbin screen on Vindicator Jones channel, on top bar, there's COMMUNITY, press and pick read more. VJ Respect for You. You are Star, You are example how to be Great KZbinr and how to be a Great Man, Human, GENTLEMAN. I wish You well. ✌️ I can not wait Your further guidance and Aussie accent. 😉

[@akazuludude]

Bonza work mate. What a rippa !

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

I tried google translate. My browser crashed.

[@nightsaber2272]

When your COVAS realized himself and steal your car :D

[@bushyfromoz8834]

Lol.... fuck that’s funny.... nice work Jonesy!. That fosters/Tim tam/ Winnie blue bit and the western suburbs reference absolutely slayed me!

[@netwarrior1000]

Bloody beauty mate. Only wish I wasn't already in a SQN - would love to join The Vindicated....

[@Dice_Box]

"We can make a fortune selling them off in the western suburbs." My favourite by far.

[@VindicatorJones]

Not many will get this joke, but those who do will know what I mean. lol

[@StuartRuffell]

I need this in my life. Take my money!!!

[@Temax6]

The plasma accelerator line was really really good. Hahahahaha

[@martintownley5803]

Nice Garry! Like the market update with the Tim Tams and Fosters.

[@charliemannion2718]

Laughed for fucking 6 straight minutes

[@aarongrover2000]

I laughed so hard I nearly shat meself! If this was in game I'd never get anything done I'd just be doing stupid shit just to hear what Dazza has to say about it!

[@labanden3465]

Frontier - Make this happen. Yes Yes

[@mannydib]

THIS!!! this has to be made for real!!!

[@grinnellian09]

Would become a patron for that voicepack

[@VindicatorJones]

Hey, let the guys know at HCS Voicepacks! who knows what might happen!

[@arcane4138]

this is the best thing ever 20/10 should be ingame

[@andrevanstaden7359]

Fucking hell that's cracking.

[@barneyomulligan9739]

Good on ya Vinda, keep up the good work.

[@aldusvars9602]

I want this as my COVAS! I know it's a joke, but still... Thanks, VJ!

[@leosagan3692]

Hilarious stuff :-) and cool music of course ...

[@MrMaurice5]

I look forward to hearing you in my cockpit. Awesome!

[@-Grovesy-]

"Fuck its hot in ere..." should be a line when overheating lol

[@andycrawley1961]

Icehouse! loved that band as a kid. Still got all their albums and even managed to see them live once. not bad for a Pom, eh?

[@kofeyh]

Crikey m8, bonza you beaut.

[@jamesprewitt1501]

I want this covas so freaking bad

[@alexbenis4726]

When's it coming to the store!!

[@NatoXemus]

It's been a year any news or update on the progress?

[@markpaterson6024]

Understood it all cobba 👍🏽🍻 For a ships thats running away, "Ha lookat Im go, es off like a prawn in the sun! " 😜

[@The_Sharktocrab]

Where I live shrimp and prawns are different things

[@leisergeist]

I'd definitely buy it hahaha

[@alaricgoldkuhl155]

You low bastard. I just wasted 20 mins searching for where I could buy this COVAS, then read the comments. I want this! lol Great vid, wish it was real.

[@arcane4138]

also this is when I'm grateful for aussie Freinds so I can understand this lol

[@JB-fk3bt]

Is this actually in game? Or just something you've made for a laugh? I'd love a Kiwi one and a South African one too. Tri Nations :D

[@VindicatorJones]

Id love to get a kiwi to record some choice lines... would be hilarious

[@Malorn179]

This needs to be done! A COVAS with a voice like Korg from Ragnarok.

[@InternaIRevenueService]

I love this, and I need it

[@artemis5168]

I'm fucking crying I'm laughing so hard.....

[@ClintThrust-e8r]

It would be great if you did an x-rated version.

[@jamesdorrington721]

I'd pay for this

[@Shtercus]

Now we need the female version because equality or something. I demand “Shazza”

[@DigThat32]

Vindi Jones! I learned how to fight through your videos! Where ya been? I've got a collab in mind if you're game.

[@philbrown8181]

Brilliant. I'd open my wallet for that!

[@bluntcommando7183]

I wish this was real

[@carloscastanheiro2933]

LOL good one mate.

[@christopherstephen1455]

I want this so badly 😂

[@samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319]

Funny video. But in all seriousness, I'm just an African-American E:D gamer here...still waiting on Elite to give us a Covas that sounds either African or African-American. But I suppose with a game that offers up SEVEN different British voices and calls it diverse, that's a very long shot indeed.

[@Malorn179]

Crikey, that's a fair dinkum ripper, mate! Wish some drongo would do a dinky di job of this, I'd whack Dazza into me glovebox quicker than the goverment can change Prime Ministers!

[@tanvaras9961]

One thing missing.... the swear words!.... but nice funny video!

[@1wordtroll]

This needs to be a thing...and where the fuck did you go?

[@TsetTsyung]

So... when you gonna do this for real? I would buy this in a heartbeat! Lol.

[@jacklong1844]

I guess Australian english is a separate language in the future.

[@Ghorum]

PLEASE

[@slangelands4255]

Loved it. Brilliant. Uh, though even though I am a native English speaker.....What did you say? Huh? Well, I am sure that whatever you said, it was funny. Okay, I'll listen to it again. And no my dear, VJ, Australians, do not have a monopoly on swearing. Everyone is as potty mouthed as everyone else. So there. :) xoxo

[@cubedonutsblender1972]

you have never been to aussie

[@KinkyJalepeno]

Ok FDev, now I want a female Geordie Covas that sounds like Cheryl Cole !!!!!

[@ginsengaddict]

VJ: Makes that gag about Winnie Blues Me: Ah, so you're from Sydney then. In truth, mate; I legit want a Dazza COVAS now. Get Frontier to hire your mongrel arse.

[@gingerboy1123]

I would buy that :/ I was hoping it was real lol

[@TheYamiks]

nice sure, but i like GERBERT better =}

[@floydthedroid5935]

You beauty

[@mortalwombat5036]

He's cactus 🌵 😂 YTB 🇦🇺

[@jacklong1844]

Too bad machine sentience is banned

[@boneidle2177]

😂😂 nice 1

[@upublic]

always loved the channel, but not for the voice by a long shot :) but to each his own :) i actually think ALL the cockpit voices are awful, except the default one. But if you make a buck off Braben's back, who's an awful living being himself (to put it mildly), all the power to ya mate :)

[@VindicatorJones]

This was just a joke video.. my voice is awful.. I have no issues admitting it.. lol

[@upublic]

@@VindicatorJones oh, damn, i thought it was a teaser for the real thing. Now i feel bad :) Yeah, i too hate my own voice, we just have big expectations from movies and games to use rare-butter voices... :) But if i had to pick between yours and Obsidian's yours is better, hehe! :)

[@DeusEx2027]

@@upublic i actually use the Russian maksim and i got my ship named john wick Perfect

[@nicofruehinsfeld2004]

Mega xD

[@oneofdavidsmightymen]

😂

[@ChunterGB]

It is a shrimp. Pfft prawn..

[@DARIVSARCHITECTVS]

Never heard a real Aussie talk like that... must be some attempt at comedy.