Elite Dangerous Is Still A Nightmare - This Is Why (Voice Attack)

Following the hilarious popularity of Elite Dangerous VR Is A Nightmare - This Is Why. I’ve decided to come back to the game and mess around with Voice Attack.
Voice attack allows you to add your own commands into Elite Dangerous, so you can fly it without relying entirely on the joystick. This is particularly useful with Elite Dangerous VR as you are blinded by the Vive (or whichever VR headset you use…)
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I am okay with the controls on Elite Dangerous VR now (after a lot of practice) so I didn’t really need voice commands. Instead I thought it would be fun to create an Elite Dangerous voice pack, with let’s face it, mixed results.
I do actually plan on reviewing Elite Dangerous VR again, and that will be a proper “This Is Why” where I review the game mechanics and story BUT that will be part of a review of the “Index” which is a VR headset made by valve, which I am looking forward to reviewing BIG TIME.
So anyway. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this wee return to Elite Dangerous, it won’t be the last.

[@UpIsNotJump]

I'M BACK BOIIIIS (and girls)!! I will revisit this game a third time when I review the Index, coming soon ;) Help me continue my anti-sun campaign: www.patreon.com/UpIsNotJump

[@lamecgod]

how it feel pewdiepie uploaded a video with a title like yours xD

[@raiden9217]

you should play it with the quest to test usability

[@andreadams6115]

Thank you mr.upisnotjump *VERY COOL*

[@christopherquintero7134]

Oh yeah

[@hellstone5500]

UpIsNotJump where i can download you’re voice for the game

[@adam12madon]

"I hate this ship" "It hates you too!" Do you even go outside anymore?

[@tba3625]

no... no he clearly does not.

[@DarthVraak]

Counter question: Why should he?

[@denniselliott27]

Obviously not, as the Sun is his arch nemesis.

[@sixstringedthing]

Bunker down and pray for rain.

[@knutpukallus9922]

@@denniselliott27 no, you see, he only moves at night

[@Nightflyermike]

Now that you mention it, you actually do sound strangely like a star ship computer -British -Intelligent -Large Vocabulary

[@zheleznodoskyy]

So what my teacher THINKS I am.

[@lucency]

-Prone to sudden, panicked outbursts

[@blueorb7030]

i don't know about #2

[@Epicfilms321]

@Vincent Isn't he a chemist? *still pretty smart just wanted to know if I was wrong about his previous stuff*

[@mafiacat88]

Occasionally vaguely malevolent.

[@kasuraga]

"I hate this ship" "I hate you too" *self destructs*

[@darkracer1252]

this is possible with voice attack XD

[@alexwattsblog]

Elite player for several years - will pay handsomely for a voice pack of yours. 'Oh this is just bloody brilliant, isn't it?' for weapons deployment was a masterstroke. Genuine cash waiting.

[@mathgasm8484]

Did you get it?

[@jellafella6957]

I need to know if you got it.

[@tusk2034]

Well....... DID YOU?!

[@pegrat]

WREEEEEEE DID YOU GET IT

[@johnngo4653]

WELL..... DID YA?!?

[@bloodprince9779]

UPIsNotJump: "curse you sun!" Ship responding to voice: "cursing sun, prepping course into sun"

[@Anaerin]

"Curse you, sun!" "Preparing to ram nearest star"

[@EtanDaGmet]

*"DAMN YOU SUN!!"

[@SciTrekker]

"The Sun is trying to kill me!"

[@Encysted]

"Laying in course for nearest star. Accelerating to ramming speed."

[@UpIsNotJump]

i like this

[@141matty]

"Toggle Frame shift drive" ---------"Khajit does not obey commands from humans"

[@xxx1x47x41x3]

good one

[@GITsL9I]

Missed a trick, all responses from the ship should have been in Khajits voice...

[@spamuraigranatabru1149]

Human is meant to fly ship not Khajit! There are no pockets to pi- AAAAH WHAT IS THAAAT????

[@TerrariaGolem]

@@GITsL9I Khajiit?

[@leechesinmybreeches29]

@@TerrariaGolem kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y57bqWeHm5ZgjsU

[@dylanchouinard6141]

“Left...” “Left?” “PORT TO STARBORD, MR. WORF!”

[@dogemaester]

Does a roll

[@WhyGodby]

CAN YOU PLEASE UPLOAD THIS PACK SO WE CAN PLAY WITH YOUR VOICE AS THE SHIP COMPUTER

[@AzeShorts]

This Must happen, I don't play the game, but it must.

[@LordNavala]

I'm going to buy this game next time its on sale. His voice better be a default option.

[@CheapTricks]

I have this game and still have yet to play it but with the voice pack will play it.

[@bredcred_granted_0]

Are all capitals really necessary?

[@Kharnellius]

@@bredcred_granted_0 YES!!!

[@rocketman2485]

UpisNotJump used voice attack against the sun! it wasn't very effective (took me 10 months to do a spellcheck on this)

[@christopherquintero7134]

For the memes

[@engineergaming9188]

How tf is this hearted and has 1.2k likes but only 1 reply

[@rocketman2485]

@@engineergaming9188 I have no clue. Everyone was probably just stunned by my incredible humor and rendered unable to type

[@reandrevdmerwe9196]

*Was

[@ghosty3634]

The end was spectacular. I would love to just hear you talk about the universe for hours

[@AlrexTheGreat]

that's what UINJ's wife said then she changed her mind :V

[@Jesse__H]

weirdly it made me want to play Mass Effect.

[@sircharles1808]

ImYourGhost hope there is another physicsy video... like the one about the start of the universe and such.

[@lucasduque8289]

Seems like we just found a new Forgan Mreeman

[@shiiche]

Legit got Exurbia vibes

[@tahvohck]

So you're gonna release the voice pack so we can all hear "WE'RE GONNA DIE" whenever we get scanned, right?

[@rallakos]

I really want him to be my ship!!

[@matthewnoybn6656]

Same here

[@Lerndmina]

Please!

[@PositiviteaTheFirst]

DO IT

[@stagdragon3978]

and when I fail to speed into the docking bay properly and start grinding my nose against the dock I'll hear "I'LL CLEAN MY ROOM MUM I PROMISE!!"

[@KizuRai]

"I hate this ship" "It hates you too" Had more ROLLING

[@raiden9217]

Somehow listening to your voice in my cockpit would be both a great joy and a terrible nightmare all at once.

[@duncanharrell5009]

*Anything happens* WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!

[@Karameleon]

And why would it be a nightmare?

[@jackmintz1695]

@@Karameleon well here is why,

[@thesimpleanswer2264]

Uwu

[@Karameleon]

@@jackmintz1695 oh cool

[@Voidling_System]

"It allows me to act as a Space Encyclopedia." So... You're the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? We're doomed.

[@jeronimo196]

It now just says "PANICK!" in jagged red letters on the cover.

[@douglassobotka9630]

Damn it who the hell was like number 43

[@ProjectOmega05]

Just don't forget where your towel is and everything should be fine.

[@defensivekobra3873]

We where doomed anyways, get used to it, it is not all that bad

[@turingsghost]

Encyclopedic knowledge of incredibly off-topic, usually irrelevant subjects? Check. British, occasionally a bit snarky? Check. Tells you that your life is pretty insignificant in terms of scope, so you might as well have some fun? Check. Actually, he's pretty qualified for this job!

[@TheEnterShepman]

3:39 "I hate this ship" ... "It hates you too" this shows that you two are perfect together :)

[@CaptainJAS3]

UpIsNotJump: "This is right up my alley." Shows picture of him as a Rocket ship with a water gun. Stay classy my friend.

[@TheBenjameister]

From which video is that, I swear I remember there was one where he was pumping it and shouting something like "Im gonna get you sun"

[@jacknorton108]

After hearing your commentary near the end, I have concluded you must begin a podcast immediately

[@maxedwill]

Just watch some exerb1a instead

[@AtomiskZabaleta]

Yeah listen to the dude above, Exurb1a is the correct name tho.

[@sm3xym3xican76]

"Scan detected." *"WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIE"*

[@cking4869]

You know, it just hit me: Imagine your science teacher quitting to go dress up as a rocket ship and shoot water at the sun for the internet. I would support him all the way.

[@cking4869]

Ashly Medina I don’t see how quitting your stable job as a teacher to follow your dreams of being a meth dealer adds up.

[@xX_Pokeman_Xx]

@@cking4869 I know I'm a year late but that is a Breaking Bad reference...

[@cking4869]

@@xX_Pokeman_Xx I don’t remember what the deleted comment was but yeah it probably was

[@PwroLover]

@@cking4869 wait a second, you respond to comments after a whole year? What a chad

[@Mr0901]

"it hates you too" *surprised Pikachu face*

[@keyanstoney1742]

Already crazy man starts arguing with his clones neighbors report “We haven’t seen him for 3 days and every so often he will yell at the sun”

[@KaryonTheirStory]

We*

[@KnabTheGoblin]

Well first he was just damning the sun, then the next year he was dressed as a rocket with a water gun telling the sun he was comin'. That boy ain't right.

[@birbz1033]

I’d pay money to have you give me directions in a game

[@smuglord5057]

I'd pay to have him give me directions in life

[@deth1634]

@@smuglord5057 i mean he was paid to do that before as a teacher

[@nukacm]

The Waze GPS app allows you to use your own voice for directions... commission him lmao

[@Nanoytgaming]

0:39 OI! what the hell man

[@nossea]

Didn't expect to see you here.

[@americankid7782]

Well he isn't wrong

[@keinmyster8549]

Stfu

[@s4tsug4i74]

I heard your voice in my mind.

[@abutterynoodle9347]

Technically anyone with a KZbin account is a KZbinr

[@W0lfenstrike]

"The universe is vast and beautiful, with millions of possibilities for life to thrive" *Barely audible yelling: *DAMN YOU SUN!*

[@bentomlins785]

That speech at the end about space was actually really amazing

[@TheBroTie]

Anytime someone expresses interest in the Universe I always introduce them to what an infinite universe would mean as it is truly and utterly terrifying and wonderful in equal measures.

[@bentomlins785]

@@TheBroTie yea it's terrifyingly huge but also infitely beautiful. It's a weird paradox eh?

[@invisibleking726]

Check out Exurb1a if you like that sort of thing. Maybe start with his infinite rice pudding.

[@TomoHawKzZ]

Legitimately reminded me of an off brand Brian Cox

[@lewismackay9533]

You NEED to work with HCS Voicepacks to turn yourself into a fully interactive ship AI. You'll be up there with all the greats like Shatner and De Lance.

[@greatmoney]

0:12 "DEEP SPACE NINE THE BEST STAR TREK" hahahahaha! Love it :)

[@oswaldtime]

i just love how you, in advance, made the "I Hate This Ship" command for later, so that its funny... also can we have that... voicepackthing?

[@missjade6410]

Came for the meme, stayed for the documentary introduction. Love it.

[@asingh2709]

"You look very handsome today"

[@UwUthunder]

4:28-6:07 when the video suddenly turns into a space documentary and you start thinking about all the existential questions again.

[@nedruse1028]

Ok but where is mario part 2

[@UpIsNotJump]

I NEED A BREAK IT'LL COME I PROMISE

[@RepressedJoker]

(And it never came)

[@lightspiritblix1423]

Brains are weird things. I too heard UpIsNotJump start yelling.

[@jasonwillows5239]

@@lightspiritblix1423 Me too, he has such a distinct yelling voice.

[@Jamesjones-hi5qu]

@@UpIsNotJump thanks

[@instantaneousvisceraloblit7081]

If I heard "we're gonna die" whenever I was scanned I would download that in a heartbeat

[@durandol]

Wow, that ending bit was quite interesting, and really makes one think about reality and the universe as a whole. So, existence is a nightmare part 3 when?

[@ewan121]

I love how he turns into Neil Degrass Tyson at the end!

[@cryasor3428]

Did i miss the sexual misconduct in this video?

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Who?

[@rollingskatteswabajack347]

@@cryasor3428 As far as I know, there is zero evidence for that. Next to it being unlikely

[@cryasor3428]

@@rollingskatteswabajack347 He denied the rape accusation but confirmed the other sexual misconduct accusations.

[@rollingskatteswabajack347]

@@cryasor3428 I think you might want to look into those confirmations a bit more. 1s one he denied. 2nd one was misrepresented: the woman had a large tattoo of the solar system which he asked if he could take a look at. She said yes but was unconformtable with how he moved a bit of clothing out of the way to take a look at it. (Which ofcourse, she didn't tell him at the time). 3rd one was an assistant who claimed she was uncomfortable with how affectionate he was. Didn't tell him to stop. Last one was another assistent. Same story as with the previous one. She claimed he also said "if I hug you, I might just want more" to her. He didn't deny saying the exact line but we also didn't get any context. Might've been sexual, might've been a joke. We don't know. All I know is that the first 3 women did this for attention, knowing that the #MeToo atmosphere would grant them media coverage, seeing as Tyson is well known. Kinda getting sick of people getting targeted like this with no evidence to back any of it up. Note that none of them told him to stop or that what he was doing was making them uncomfortable. They just let it happen and complained about it years after. Innocent untill proven otherwise seems to gave gone out the window in exchange for 3+ attention whores who have met you at some point try to sacrifice you for the attention they require.

[@yisraelkatz1958]

Honestly thought when he said "my wife" he would make some kind of mic drop joke or something now that he's leveled up in life.

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

Having a wife isnt really something to be proud about dude.

[@kabhes9040]

i was half expecting the manikin

[@iaial0]

He even uploaded the video of his marriage

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

@@iaial0 Well, these days you marry for attention of others, not for feelings.

[@Kaiwala]

You sound like your having a bad day Mr tempted. What's on your mind?

[@scoobylew24]

This is the best thing I've seen regarding that disaster of a game in a very long time. @1:45 had me rolling.

[@Laura-fr2wx]

Came here for the laughs. Leaving with existential anxiety.

[@InsertEvilLaugh]

Could have looked into HCS voice packs and had William Shatner talking to him while he flew through the galaxy.

[@SegginsProductions]

InsertEvilLaugh oh, those are so good!

[@willmcdade4836]

He work with the m to create one. I want nothing more. I just want that.

[@delta4phoenix4]

InsertEvilLaugh Nah. I should take one of the snarky ones.

[@deshz]

The one with Brent Spiner(Data) is also very good.

[@hcsvoicepacks]

Yus! ;)

[@Deltafrost-xh7sq]

When did we go from a game review to a amazing space documentry

[@lightspiritblix1423]

At about 4:28 minutes into the video

[@captainfach]

Honestly, your voice is so soothing that I'd pay for a voice pack for voice attack if the clips were more serious. I'd love to have you as my jarvis

[@atomicdragon4944]

"I hate this ship" "it hates you too" Gorgeous line

[@taylorhancock5834]

Three things: One: "Ship will you just land please" is the best way of commanding a ship. Two: The Trek references were truly magnificent in this. Three: I think the world needs more of you talking about space...it's so good... Well, now to download Voice Attack on my game...

[@ssjreptilegames2640]

Matt, can you please become the new default voice for elite dangerous?

[@UpIsNotJump]

I would love this

[@doctorintrovertsius2211]

@@UpIsNotJump I'm pretty sure Paige Harvey would love this, but not as much as I would.

[@Nova_Astral]

@@UpIsNotJump You could make a voice pack and im absolutely sure 500 different people would figure out how to mod it into the game

[@TheWinjin]

@@Nova_Astral so basically we just need him to copypaste that folder onto a Google Drive and next thing we know there's mods for half the games in existence, including Skyrim, and there's a mod for RealDoll too just for the giggles of it.

[@Nova_Astral]

@@TheWinjin I need this in my life.

[@BatJeff]

Dude. Your videos make me laugh even when I'm having a horrible day. Please don't ever stop. You are damn near hilarious. Definitely going to be donating to your patreon.

[@BRUXXUS]

I cannot even imagine how much work setting all that up was! Well done!

[@willmcdade4836]

I NEED a UpIsNotJump and Sid HCS Voice Pack. DAMN YOU THINGS THAT DONT EXIST!

[@rogthepirate4593]

Soooooooo .... where could one download this here voice attack profile? Asking for a friend ...

[@peytonmac1131]

Asking for myself, personally.

[@potatochiknug1258]

RogThePirate i’m asking to have it as a friend

[@baranjan6969]

I ask for my only friend's only friend also my big brother's little brother

[@squeethemog213]

This was so awesome! Loved the comedy, loved the skits, loved the really well written and cool narration at the end. Fantastic work man :D

[@pieguy6992]

Leaving this for myself, move along. Hi, me, the moment you’re looking for is 0:58

[@moparty4409]

No

[@r3volv3r50]

Everything in space is fine so long as you have you remember one important thing. *DON'T PANIC*

[@crackedemerald4930]

Is that a reference to something?

[@fllavixgaming]

Cracked Emerald 42

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

@@crackedemerald4930 yes

[@sixstringedthing]

Ahah! A reference that I actually recognise. I feel so old.

[@xxparan01axx11]

And don't forget your towel

[@Tw166y]

You should team up with HCS Voice Packs. I would LOVE to have your voice on my ship making that sounds when travelling between systems. :D

[@GITsL9I]

This, a comedy voice pack would be amazing.... Bearing in mind you've already started I'm sure HCS would get you on board pretty happily!

[@veiron1]

Wow! I just found me a new KZbin favorite! Watched part one of this as well. Excellent videos! 😂

[@slightlybraindead6848]

Probably my absolute favorite UpIsNotJump video so far. Keep up the great work!

[@RockLeeOfTheMounties]

"Oddly popular review." XD

[@Skimmerlit]

Step 1: Land a ship Step 2: Land a show

[@Tallas75]

Having you voice lines for this game just made me realize how much I want an UpIsNotJump voice pack for XCOM 2.

[@Zackarco]

Someone hire this man to do documentaries because god-damn, your voice is perfect for it! Great video also, had some genuine laughs!

[@chromatic_fate7114]

The creators of Elite Dangerous should add your voice pack to the game as an add on. I'd love to hear the ship freak out every time I scan something XD

[@Stenblood]

We need more!

[@UpIsNotJump]

sorry this was a little shorter ha, I am over my creative funk and ready to make something BIG

[@noearedarab56]

" I Giorno Giovanna have a dream"

[@JohnnyThousand605]

I rewatch your Elite video probably once a week. Phew, feels good to get that off my chest =D

[@adlerhaaland3507]

Dude left the plastic wrap on his index 😂👌😂👌😂👌 2:47

[@dimplesofconcentration7692]

...... So theoretically with enough voice clips i can get anyone to be my computer..... And they said you couldn't make ED pornographic!!

[@inversegalaxy8320]

Not pornographic? Have you SEEN the Cutter??

[@dimplesofconcentration7692]

@@inversegalaxy8320 Ah there are indeed Phallic Ship which if combined with Asa Akira whispering "push me harder daddy" when engaging the throttle..... I maybe thinking about this too much.

[@hannah42069]

yamiks would like to have a word with you

[@VSQL]

"DEEP SPACE NINE IS THE BEST STAR TREK" I agree.

[@boomboomfiyah]

I hope you become a famous space show host because I would love to hear and watch you talk about and do crazy space/physics stuff (some of which is all done in a rocket costume)

[@0ShadowArcher0]

That was an extrem good video again. No weard noices 5 times louder than anything else and good joke that came out quick, without further explanation. Great work.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

I love how your ship says "yes sir" when you tell it to land.

[@PayrollTips]

I have the "HCS voice pack Orion - Performed by William Shatner", it's brilliant. You should put yours out there for download just for fun.

[@miles2419]

the little speech thing at the end (no not the goof) was pretty beautiful :,)

[@leadingauctions8440]

He has a wife? She must have the patience of a saint.

[@jogolord8122]

What

[@Gnossiene369]

@@jogolord8122 Do you want me to copy paste the initial statement or are you a lost cause?

[@jogolord8122]

@@Gnossiene369 yes say it again please sir

[@wubbysalmon2072]

@@jogolord8122 and he never said it again :pensive:

[@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7]

I’m sure she’s patient with the money he probably brings in

[@MEMETV1]

Brian Blessed is my ship's computer.

[@michaelmccandless1280]

Poor guy must be afraid of everything. Everything's a nightmare to him.

[@1967blindpunk]

Had to subscribe, I liked your funny take on all this, brought a welcome lockdown chuckle

[@JuMoraf]

What a wonderfully unique episode. A lot of effort and consideration was put into this video. Feels like a lot more than normal and that isn't a dig at UpIsNotJump. I loved it.

[@gentledragon]

We need to be able to download your voice recordings and extract them into the proper directories so that we can replace our ships computer with...well with you.

[@superiorphi5778]

5:38 "impwhassible" ~ UpIsNotJump(2019)

[@gregbarnes4083]

You've probably been told this already but you would be a wonderful narrator for space documentaries, I could listen to your voice for hours.

[@mavricknordman7753]

Oh my God, your voice narrating the universe thing made my day.

[@kulter9907]

The first thing that came to my mind when I saw your video is: "Yeah, the funny guy who got married lately uploaded a video...let's watch it!" 😄

[@animefahkhead]

I was expecting the voice clips to go absolutely nuts whenever he said all the events could be happening at once 😂

[@AricShadowDragon]

This was great XD hilarious as hell and that photo...and listening to yourself is probably the most interesting thing to do in space :p

[@thelegend8570]

4:28 This was genuinely amazing, what the fuck

[@jqme]

Man does that FTL music make me happy :)

[@Zakaria1426ah]

My favorite KZbinr What you saying :D

[@WhitefoxSpace]

2:05: Quality content 10/10

[@tashkent561]

That ending was pure gold. I just imagined an movie/book about some guy lost in the deeps of the space, with his only companion being an intelligent computer, with your voice. I'm so glad I've discovered your channel, you're one of my favorite youtubers ever. You, gentleman, you're an absolute fecking genius.

[@RisenAshes]

So, next video is you finding out about HCS voice packs right?

[@sean00172]

"with infinity everything becomes possible" i've always thought this was an odd way to think about it. theres infinite numbers between 1 and 2 yet the answer will never be 3

[@noelleholiday61]

Well, technically- Also it is highly possible. Perhaps not in the universe we know, but in some other universe.

[@Jun3bug99]

The ending monologue actually gave me goosebumps holy crap. This was really good!

[@animegodz6981]

Ikr especially with that bgm track mmmmmmhhm I need

[@harrogeorge7878]

good work with the faster than light music

[@tootyfrooty7604]

So in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities somewhere out there, You are indeed Bob Ross!

[@bobbywatson942]

Can we download the voice pack, though?

[@festivepotato3611]

this

[@jacobmartinez8341]

B E E G B E E G Y O S H I

[@Jumpingplayer]

That was a nice speech at the end. Beautiful

[@Daddythicky]

I just love the end. Please do more like that.

[@demonminer8093]

I swear to god I'll never get sick of your humor. there's just something so confusing about a man programming his ship to respond to hate, thats so funny.

[@lillyuwu4054]

“Ship. Do you feel love?” “No.” “Haha me neither.”

[@ericdepradeux5692]

Your videos are hilarious. This is making my day. Thank you.

[@Ar7ific1al]

I love Banjo-Kazooie, it's one of my favorite childhood games. Now I have the music stuck in my head. I hope you're happy.

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

So where do I download the UpisNotJump voice files for EDDI and Voice Attack?