Minecraft VR Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

[@UpIsNotJump]

Thank you for watching!! If you enjoy these video please consider subscribing to my patreon for extra behind the scenes videos! patreon.com/UpIsNotJump The amazing Hercules portion was animated by twitter.com/johnnygoransson

[@chegggs3401]

Hi

[@iluvdemocracy]

Yay

[@Maxsmack]

I love your content

[@beesghetti]

I did, but no

[@ladd8431]

I love your content so much

[@wessebeTavito]

"It is Halloween" he says, but he probably recorded that clip 3 weeks ago.

[@dupeken]

No, he wrote the script, recorded it, edited it in just few hours. That's how it works... What was the point of your fucking comment?

[@llamagenocide7428]

What was the point of your swearing.

[@TuberoseKisser]

@@dupeken you're comment is just as pointless as ops ngl.

[@SpiffoGaming]

@@llamagenocide7428 to make the joke more authentic. What was the point of your questioning

[@Lanbob]

@@dupeken are you saying this entire video was planned,written, shot, and edited in a few hours INCLUDING the voice over?

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

He has graced us with his presence once again

[@MayBeAHumanPerson]

Yes

[@115scenario7]

@@MayBeAHumanPerson yes

[@discreetman3926]

THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED

[@pixelpickle4006]

The messiah is here

[@gamesgamer2091]

With a slimecicle cameo

[@alexisasheep6554]

The minecraft soundtrack always, without fail, triggers an existential crisis and crippling depression. Seems to only happen to me, how fun.

[@drabacusPlays]

There's probably a mod for that

[@vuks-fj7fl]

Ye plus it doesnt help that its at 440hz and the melody is melancholic

[@adoptdontshop3911]

same

[@stormsoda635]

guess what, i dont play minecraft w sound. u not alone bud

[@wisico640]

I embraced it & listen to c418 almost everyday 😂👌

[@lolcatsravenight]

Considering the cake becomes the size of half a block so it's literally a meter by a meter by half a meter I'd say three full buckets of milk actually about does it justice.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel? May i?

[@Lavender_Fox]

1 by 1 by 1/2, seems about right. But only 3 bundles of wheat, 2 small piles of sugar, and a single egg?

[@WhispTheFox]

@@Lavender_Fox Yeah, this mix of ingredients really creates a terrible pound cake, which is why you can walk on cakes in MC

[@PunakiviAddikti]

@@Lavender_Fox Not to mention that it's literally terrible at feeding you. What do I mean by that? Well, it may have multiple slices you can eat, but it does not fill your saturation bar. I won't get into the specifics of how minecraft's hunger mechanic works, that would make this comment longer than the Titanic movie.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Yes, but the buckets are capable of storing slightly under a whole cubic meter of liquid.

[@whatabuga9910]

“I was traveling across the world killing everything in sight like an American colonist.” Says the British man. Love the videos

[@romannumeralvii4285]

Thought the exact same thing, but could be said about any modern country at this point lmao

[@lucyx3008]

Ok to be fair Britain is now a washed-up ex-colonizer, the student has absolutely surpassed the master Fuckin sucks but there it is

[@BennyFNV]

I love how after saying american colonist he goes on to describe british colonists word for word.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

"I learned it from watching you, okay!? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

@@lucyx3008 Err, pretty sure being a better colonialist isn't something to be envious of

[@usernametaken4023]

This dude sat at a dinner table with 3 people wearing a VR headset just to punch a cup for about 2 seconds of this video. This is true dedication. Props to you man.

[@Tasteful_Milk]

I think it’s a green screen

[@TheMan-lp7xj]

@@Tasteful_Milk naw they are looking at him and when he smacks the cup they look over at it so I think it’s real

[@thetokutickler]

There are so many blink and you miss it jokes where you realize he's in full costume and invented a handful of props for it.

[@wolvves4293]

He also had 3 actual buckets of milk.

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

Thanks monokuma

[@thoughtcheese7310]

“Minecraft is actually a terrifying game” [Smiles in cave noises]

[@yourladbrennen3130]

fun fact you can turn them off with the ambience slider. just in case any of you didn't know that.

[@RealityRogue]

@@yourladbrennen3130 if you’re a baby

[@phenomanII]

@@RealityRogue I was just about able to deal with some of the random cave noises. Once I went into the nether, I had to turn them all off. I had no problems with the original ambient sounds, but some of the new ones they've added made me think I was literally going insane. Fuck that. I don't need that in a video game I play to relax.

[@RealityRogue]

@@phenomanII I mean, why are you going into hell to relax? haha

[@RedFriendGuy]

@@yourladbrennen3130 not in bedrock ):

[@qwerty9118]

"Ah, a neon-green-haired dragon with horns and a seductive expression. *Finally, someone I can trust.*" Welcome to the modding community, friend.

[@craftynest3435]

It always seems to be the Furries

[@goldenpig6453]

Rimworld is even more extreme, almost 90% of quality modders either have an anime or furry pfp

[@untitledswed1661]

I fell like i now You from... EBL

[@YetAnotherInv]

@@goldenpig6453 And that's excluding all the people who work on the... "spicy" mods.

[@goldenpig6453]

@@YetAnotherInv honestly it seems that LESS people have anime/furry pfps when they make those kinds of mods...

[@VectoRaptor]

god the level of commitment here... the costumes, the extra people, the physical jokes.... you always go so far above and beyond in your videos and its very appreciated also what did you do with all that milk lmao

[@Tautolonaut]

Tea.

[@UpIsNotJump]

Thank you so much! There was only one bucket ha, just masked it to maoe more

[@smile.7233]

@@UpIsNotJump What did you do with the bucket?

[@joshuareed8243]

@@UpIsNotJump What did you do with the bucket!

[@kevinstanistreet1696]

@@UpIsNotJump what did you even do with one bucket of milk? Good lord!

[@CoreyLaddo]

"Three buckets of milk, Jeremy? Three? That's insane." "I've shared enough milk with you, Mark. I'm in the big league."

[@knasigboll]

I can't believe he filled three buckets with milk for a 1 second bit

[@xsydneyxruidosx]

That joke came out of nowhere and it's so good

[@gr7458]

I'm so glad this happened

[@jmp_fr]

good job keeping the joke going

[@TheGameCritc]

Thank you so much. That reference made me think that some people out there still have good taste.

[@lukeogregory]

“Why review this on Halloween” *Everyone still on the 30th of October -*

[@nzack7888]

Might be the 31st in the tea timezone

[@mangorakoon2803]

Nope 22:03 here in tea land

[@shreksslave3264]

It's Halloween in Australia

[@ChazzaPvP]

@@nzack7888 maybe hes in australia

[@ChazzaPvP]

china, australia, indonesia, japan maybe? he could be ANYWHERE

[@unfinishedgamesnDLC]

9:37 "Five people working for free can somehow totally obliterate the efforts of an entire company"- UpisNotJump commenting on the state of gaming for the last 7 years

[@Klick404]

15:50. The burning tower and the panicked screams of UINJ is absolutely hilarious

[@kaijoswilman]

Uinj

[@Klick404]

@@kaijoswilman thanks

[@kaijoswilman]

@@Klick404 no problem

[@goose1146]

When the world needed him most he came back Or just got here The point is he is here

[@insipidisvalidation9101]

Return Of The King.

[@sharp14x]

There is an agenda against white men.

[@leophyte9663]

@Irish Jester Wha- how-

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@Irish Jester | Uh... buddy... just, have a look at 1:18 please.

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@Irish Jester | Like, I agree with you, but maybe put a little less effort into writing essays and a little more effort into watching the video?

[@fowlproductions7246]

Its always presently surprising to find a wild Tim Curry re-enactment of his best performance in the wild.

[@mischaprudon3316]

ROCKETS

[@omarabdelkadereldarir7458]

I think you mean pleasantly

[@WastedGoatFR]

@@omarabdelkadereldarir7458 no he just has an accent

[@thicboibigsmoke7220]

I saw his facial expressions and when I say my mood was immediately brightened im not exaggerating

[@SCOR3S3TT3R]

Came here for the inevitable Tim Curry comment, not disappointed. Bless you sir.

[@jymavun]

5:21 3 buckets of milk for a 1 second bit. 3 actual buckets

[@MatthewHodges]

That's what we call dedication

[@kaburii9807]

Let it be known that in another comment on this video, he clarified that he only used one bucket, and just edited the others into the shot using that one bucket. Still a fair bit of a dedication, and with significantly less waste, which is much more preferable in my opinion

[@barlmax4095]

@@kaburii9807 that is even more dedication 😭 because is the dedication of not having too much waste while maintaining the dedication of having three buckets for the video, 20/10

[@Daorg300]

1:38 thanks i shat myself....

[@dragos8839]

Same

[@tsnm9974]

I was watching this in the toilet so I was fine. Shame for the others tho. RIP.

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

You're welcome

[@thedominion4626]

@@tsnm9974 ah same mate

[@comit8077]

@@thedominion4626 wtf same

[@jakublederer1257]

11:05 ah yes, the rare record of an ancient terran techpriest preforming a long forgotten ritual to awaken the blessed cogitator 's machine spirit .

[@DonkeyFish.]

yes

[@jackreid2664]

yes

[@Borthax]

The Machine Spirits must be apeased. Not doing so is an affront to the Omnisiah.

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

Wtf

[@gustavwood0064]

@@thisisntmedicine4004 seems we have found a pitiful blasphemer that hasn’t accepted the machine Omnisiah.

[@DireSloth]

"I installed this thingy so I didn't have to sign in through facebook to protect my privacy. then i bought an alexa."

[@busypimpin5613]

Big brain Edit: huh first comment

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@busypimpin5613 Niarb gib

[@busypimpin5613]

@@lonkzelda7871 wat

[@Bongie361]

@@busypimpin5613 it’s big brain backwards

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@Bongie361 Yup

[@ShadowWolf1395]

4:48 Is that....? it is. He's gonna say it! "sppAAAAAAACE!!!"

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

"Im going to the one place not corrupted by capitalism... SPAAACEE!"

[@jamesc.6838]

@@firebladeentertainment5739 I love in the original video, the actor looks like he's about to burst out in laughter

[@hypershock408]

A neon green haired wolf with horns and a seductive expression, finally someone I can trust

[@black_foxfox6193]

Spy sapping mu dispenser

[@rhinosaur77]

"...american imperialism." "WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

[@slothomatic]

lol. true.

[@Puddingskin01]

I was only upset because those villagers didn't even have any oil to free. Totally unrealistic.

[@erich.1355]

You're old if you get this...

[@Barrelrollz]

1:17 Plus, there is literally an agenda against white people. Only white countries are being forced to hold systemic biases against their own people during the employment process. Goldman's Diversity Pledge Won't Apply to Boards in Asia. www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-24/goldman-skips-asia-in-edict-to-boost-diversity-on-boards-in-ipos

[@jayde_d]

@@Barrelrollz no 🤗

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

“Ah a neon green haired dragon with horns and a seductive expression, finally someone I can trust” Ah yes, very true

[@orangecryptid7732]

well....ye

[@benm7449]

Why wouldn't you trust them?

[@zackthewolf8898]

Of course you can trust an argonian

[@IvalioFloof4818]

My kinda guy tbh.

[@raiorai2]

Thank you for your service, furries (and the other ones).

[@thegreenprometheanm8951]

"I AM GOING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASNT BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM.... SPAYECE!!!!!!"

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

And i asked myself "is he gonna do it? is he going to do the space joke" i was not dissappointed

[@swordscar6278]

Space race

[@travelsizedarchie]

SPY

[@fishpop]

Tim Curry is a treat.

[@arcamean785]

Alas he forgot Star Citizen was a thing so space has already been claimed by Capitalism.

[@astroaustin516]

2:26 respect for doing that in public with people around

[@DanersMann]

Let me tell you the way to get away with everything in public. Get a camera that looks professional and have a tripod. You don't even have to record. Just set it up correctly and you can fall off of every tree you want.

[@stpbasss3773]

@@DanersMann You can get away with doing that without a camera.........but people will think you're insane 😂

[@marcussahlin3842]

UpIsNotJump: Not signing up using Facebook for data gathering reasons Also UpIsNotJump: Buys an Alexa

[@rainbowevil]

And encourages signing up to Honey, which is presumably also only making money from people’s data!

[@onemansvoice9132]

@@rainbowevil no its not.They get cashback from the websites

[@Reloaded2111]

And uses Steam, which *requires* an account in order to use their VR headset. Why would Facebook be any different?

[@decarus834]

@@Reloaded2111 Cause facebook requires you to have a "good behaviour" standing on your FB account, otherwise you just bought an oculus for no reason only to find your banned from using it and wasted money.

[@tissuepaper9962]

@@Reloaded2111 Facebook has clearly and provably stolen and used people's personal information for profit on a huge scale multiple times. Valve has not. If there were ever such a thing as a "trustworthy" company, Valve would be pretty high on the list. It's a choice between giving your data to *literal international criminals who deserve to spend their lives imprisoned based on what's public knowledge alone* and giving it to a relatively much smaller company who has never really given anyone a reason not to trust them except for one major datasec fuckup over five years ago, which they handled with speed and grace.

[@lilmonkey4043]

"A dragon with neon green hair, horns and seductive expression" that describes a lot of fursona art. species, neon color, and sometimes a seductive look you can probably trust them

[@connorclements3999]

Did I just hear *HERESY*

[@frogg5368]

Can confirm

[@pvpcake]

they do make good mods, so I'll trust them

[@DanersMann]

@@connorclements3999 The emperor protects, brother.

[@sami_blueboy5757]

Glad he gave a thanks to Slimecicle by calling him "the voice that wasnt me"

[@sonsofisstvan1675]

“American Colonialism” Says the British Imperialist.

[@edwinchester7092]

Its not like they had an empire so large the sun literally never set on it right?

[@risingsun6743]

@@edwinchester7092 Technically it still hasn't set

[@DecafToaster740]

@@risingsun6743 Username checks out.

[@captainvietnam9941]

Well he did say "american colonialist" like british colonizer in america, i think.

[@pixwool]

*ThE sUn NeVeR sEtS oN tHe BrItIsH eMpIrE!*

[@TechyBen]

All cats either hate you, or sleep on you and never leave your side. "Rare as a cat mildly fond of you". Yep, seems legit.

[@635574]

More like they do that to everybody, my brothers kitten will jump on anyones lap when they sit in the chairs.

[@spiraldown2710]

What if they do both simultaneously?!?

[@xki]

cats are all just a hive mind

[@MrSlosh]

Well damnit, 4:49 is such a perfect and disconnected reference I'm going to have to give you money. Seriously, got me laughing so hard and you didn't even have to say the whole line.

[@SpySpy080]

Indeed red alert 3 reference

[@gamingtv7918]

“Im escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism….SPACE!”

[@dueflick6860]

9:28 the lightning had perfect timing

[@terosarkkinen312]

Upisnotjump: *uploads* Me: "this is where the fun begins"

[@hn-vl8dp]

It's good to see a fellow "Mitten Squad" member

[@matthewschoen9827]

"Pillaging everything in sight like a good, old fashion, American colonialist!" We learned from the best!

[@SeaTimeless]

Honestly can't imagine what the view must be like from his glass house lol

[@UGWilson]

Yeah, I was like "A Brit calling out the US for colonialism." Bold strategy, Cotton! We'll see if it pays off.

[@JL-ot1kg]

Lets just all agree that going places and slaughtering natives then taking their natural resources is kinda not ok, yeah?

[@Nightweaver1]

@@JL-ot1kg Cool, can somebody tell that to the Russians and Chinese now?

[@charlottehorak6998]

Oof... ouch. Shots fired.

[@ChickenBeter]

He turned his cat into a marketable plushie, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@thirteen3678]

Check "Minecraft Vr with slimecicle is an absolute nightmare."

[@thestormpooper697]

"Space!" That reference fucking got me.

[@MisterWraith]

I'm pretty sure he said spy.

[@thestormpooper697]

@@MisterWraith that skit was a Red Alert 3 reference for the end of the Soviet campaign with Tim curry.

[@mongomcmelon4661]

Tim Curry joke took me by surprise, I've not seen anyone reference Red Alert for so long, I had to pause the video for ages till I stopped laughing

[@philismenko]

Knowledge hub

[@seanhall7705]

His facial expression was spot on. I probably would have missed the reference otherwise. Well done!!

[@LordRavensong]

It was amazing!!!

[@scritoph3368]

Nobody can truly replicate Tim Curry's performance there. It is peak accidental perfection.

[@StraveTube]

I laughed so loud and so suddenly that my wife was legitimately concerned

[@DanTheMan2150AD]

Just when the world needed him again. He returned once more.

[@Scott_C]

Was about to like this comment... But the number of likes was... Nice

[@Dergable]

16:37 He could've had an opportunity to have a honey jar then go like: "Oops, wrong item" and switches to the honey logo

[@TheMJCMike]

I wanted to point out that the 1 sec clip at 8:24 was full-on worth all the set up and got one hell of a laugh from me. Your edit style is much like that in all of your videos... but that one provoked me to comment and say splendid job.

[@TheJunky228]

Getting a nose piercing was an absolute nightmare: This is Why

[@nickswisher1615]

This is why

[@noxinabox3506]

Yeah what is up with that lol

[@TheJunky228]

@@noxinabox3506 I mean there's nothing wrong with it, I was just like "oh, didn't notice that before, must be new"

[@CassieJadeCelosia]

He got both sides pierced too

[@UpIsNotJump]

two separate infections I wanted to take it out for this video but I couldn't, I don't think I will be anytime soon either XD

[@-YELDAH]

4:50 that spAECe reference is so pure

[@mischaprudon3316]

Ah yes a fellow comerade.

[@kylebirch5425]

Best part of RA3

[@michaelschwiebert3636]

I came to the comments section looking for this comment. I was not disappointed.

[@-YELDAH]

@@michaelschwiebert3636 lol I was, there always has to be a first :p

[@----.__]

_Commander, you've rained on my glorious parade...._

[@Ahzafera]

Doesn't want Facebook getting his info... buys an echo dot.

[@maxwellaiello]

The most disturbing part about this video, is that at 14:59 you can see that he didn't peel off the plastic from the front of his valve index.

[@erikakerboom2101]

Its been like that for alot of videos

[@gregorypan]

I love that this is a 20 minute video of him just saying "So yeah, it's basically just Minecraft, but in VR." This is probably the most effort I've ever seen put to a nonexistent thesis, keep up the good work my dude.

[@Nightweaver1]

Matt's whole existence is proving nonexistent theses.

[@Gray963]

That Tim Curry “SPAACE” reference nearly made me cry with laughter.

[@AAARRRGGGHHHHHH]

Nearly? I was taking a sip of my drink when that happened and it took every ounce of will power not to soak my laptop.

[@judahboyd2107]

* clown laughter * *THAT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY REFERENCE*

[@alexnefi]

I was not ready for it

[@felixpopovici8698]

I agree

[@Aragon-no5tc]

The gold pp and him looking up and thunder striking is pure awe

[@candiedskull9841]

When the agent looks as his business expenses... "Why did you buy a communist's officers costume? And a minecraft cat?"

[@fixit9844]

The problem with mine craft running poorly isn’t vivecrafts problem but Mojang’s. The reason for this is because Java edition is not made to use multiple threads of your CPU. This is fine for a flat screen game but because it’s in VR, you need the other threads to run well. This is why the official version runs on Bedrock because Bedrock uses more threads. This is also why minecraft Java servers are slower on newer versions. Mojang is too lazy to change this because Java is less monetizable than bedrock, and ALSO bedrock is made to run on consoles.

[@heikg]

There's a mod that allows minecraft to run in multi thread

[@werewolf6513]

@@heikg the guy that made that is bloody god send.

[@heikg]

@@werewolf6513 yep. I don't understand why the devs don't use the mod and integrate it properly in the game

[@FirstnameLastName-mr8lk]

@@heikg link please

[@MayorAura]

@@FirstnameLastName-mr8lk google it

[@pnksoundsystem]

The amount of time you put into a 2 second long joke is actually terrifying.

[@lindylou538]

Which joke?

[@pnksoundsystem]

@@lindylou538 the rave one, the family dinner one, all jokes with costumes. Man has some serious dedication.

[@soupmug]

See also: Scott the Woz

[@keylakettlemjardim8282]

COMPETITIVE EDGE

[@5hirtandtieler]

Also, I assumed the Hercules assets were taken from somewhere, but by the clip at the end, I think he commissioned someone for all of them....

[@alexlnsg1607]

2:08 every single English essay in the world

[@cleanwater3180]

Minecraft Creeper drops down suddenly: *small panic attack* Vivecraft Creeper drops down suddenly: *HEART ATTACK*

[@oof7466]

Killer queen jumps down: Sheer heart attack

[@tommymiles966]

*bombs a place of worship due to disagreeing on faith* Huh, Minecraft has many strange parallels to real life

[@brideauxd]

Commits a war crime:huh neat

[@kittykat5090]

y i k e s

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@kittykat5090 the Council as allotted one singular "yike" to your case

[@abloodcorpse3318]

@@brideauxd Me in minecraft: they're is no geneva convention for you.

[@KnightDaylight]

Nisteth ran my friend’s Minecraft server for a while, drama went down and that went belly up, so it’s kinda hilarious that you made fun of his profile picture (Edit: Regards to 12:20)

[@gabrielc7861]

12:46 *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

[@notsae66]

3:50 This is why its pillage _and then_ burn. This is what happens when you get the order wrong.

[@Chaosbee3]

Slimecicle: what is wrong with this guy?

[@TmanT321]

I feel like 8:22 went something like this: "Hey guys I know I invited you for dinner, but can we just shoot this one scene first...." **pulls out VR headset** "ummm sure...." **puts on headset and starts punching cups on the table**

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel? May i?

[@soulofjacobeh]

"It's like being in Florida" Hey that's not fair! *looks out window* ... Yeah ok it's fair.

[@mustangtheunkown6775]

🤣😂🤣

[@theheftygamer]

*also looks out window* Yeah seems accurate. XD

[@thebluelobsterking8695]

Definitely better than cali

[@GoldPhoto]

when I bought minecraft in 2010, the sale page literally called it "an infiniminer clone"

[@sinom]

SEUS is NOT the mod that enables shaders. SEUS stands for "Sonic Ether's unbelievable shaders" and is a banner term for all the different shader packs one of the most talented MC shader creators called "Sonic Ether". Shaderpacks are basically a bunch of shaders which then can be loaded into Minecraft's rendering pipeline using the Optifine mod.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

The above comment seems to have some...shade in it.

[@LumaZuria]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs I dont think im tracing where this is going

[@That__Guy]

Thanks for shedding some light on the matter

[@PandasAndPancakes]

I knew I'd heard the cadence of that Hercules story before! Can't believe I'm hearing UpIsNotJump referencing The Twelve Tasks of Asterix...

[@wingedfish1175]

We're those not just the tasks of Hercules though? What made it an asterix referenced?

[@slicedegg6992]

@@wingedfish1175 The looping animations he used are the same from the looping animations in the movie, but... with cats instead of the monsters. Also they’re in a different style

[@michaelbonyak3517]

Thank god someone else caught that. I thought i was going slightly more insane

[@boumbh]

The voice over is also quite similar => kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIDLg5una7WlbMk

[@ShocksBocks]

8:23 "is he always like this?" "Only sometimes, he normally just screams at the sun"

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

*DAMN YOU SUN!*

[@strings1586]

"the human race will never know anything more terrifying than the darkness inside of them." Terrifyingly accurate.

[@steel8231]

A British guy called Americans Colonialists. I'm dead.

[@Sparkz1607]

the american colonialists were british, because the USA didn't exist yet

[@GardenOf-Eden]

He's talking about post revolution colonists that "explored" the rest of the US and murdered most of the natives there

[@brandonhoward3805]

✨Lobbying✨

[@morgan5941]

If you're born here, you're a native (not to be confused with indigenous) and no longer a colonist. Colonists are merely those that establish a foothold. So the warring could be described as native nonindigenous versus native indigenous.

[@steel8231]

@@GardenOf-Eden that's not colonialism that's conquest.

[@Mikepet]

First of all: The Seus shader is only one kind of million shaders for minecraft optifine you dont need to pay for. SEUS made all shaders for The Forest. Second: There are TONS AND TONS of mods for Minecraft like Ender IO, Applied Energistics 2, Thermal Foundaition and addons, RotaryCraft and addons... you get the point that makes vanilla Minecraft just that more awesome.

[@Anafyral666]

Are there other shaders that raytrace though? I thought that SEUS was the only one

[@anirvana]

@@Anafyral666 MollyVX has raytracing, tho it's paid too. But IMO SEUS PTGI isn't really worth either the price or the performance hit, Chocapic's Extreme/BSL look good enough without raytracing, Sildur's Vibrant Extreme gives amazing looks with minimal FPS loss.

[@nyahnyahson523]

@@Anafyral666 Plenty use dynamic volumetric lighting, which in most cases will look incredibly similar.

[@ehmehsmeh824]

He came back when we needed him the most.

[@DesertDmitri]

4:57 Pretty much this. I wish more people thought this.

[@skypuppeteer]

Not gonna lie, I gasped when I realized Slimecicle did a bit for this video. Now, where's the collab that lasts more than five seconds?

[@smoke_stack00]

RIGHT

[@SeamusFries]

he actually uploaded a video a few months before this one with him in it, its called minecraft vr with slimecicle is an absolute nightmare

[@skypuppeteer]

@@SeamusFries oml, how did I miss that- thank you so much for telling me this-

[@KaizoKage]

6:00 he just timed that and Im amazed by it

[@riley530]

The moment we’ve all been waiting for

[@Creed5.56]

WOOOOOOO YEAH BABAY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR. THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOO

[@zoinky]

My 🐓is throbbing

[@Wyld92]

1:23 had me dying, 1:40 actually killed me

[@insaneman987]

“Star Wars Squadrons VR is (or is not) an Absolute Nightmare” Anyone else want to see it?

[@yousoundupset]

The entire video kept asking myself "he didn't want to give all his information to Facebook but yet he got an Alexa" WHAT 0.o

[@boumbh]

Alexa does not care about your real identity (only your money, your profile, and all your informations)...

[@ChaiKarl]

Alexa is Amazon but hes still being spied on so I thought that same thing

[@doubtful_seer]

At least Alexa won’t ban you from using your own device for arbitrary reasons like multiple people in your house using it.

[@jesuswhy5925]

4:52 "The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism, SPACE"

[@vynxier8390]

I yelled out in joy when I got that reference

[@doom7ish]

Love that reference.

[@S3NTRY]

I look at capitalist countries and compare them to non-capitalist countries. I know where I'd prefer to live. I think people confuse capitalism with cronyism. Or is that just a simple hope that people aren't such low intellect that socialism actually makes sense to them.

[@johnomate9258]

SPACE!

[@btb4122]

@@S3NTRY Dude it's a reference to Red Alert 3. just look up "Tim Curry space" it will all make sense.

[@wulfleyn6498]

As a person who owns an oculus I can tell you that the official version is just straight up worse than the vivecraft version.

[@lotos53]

I have oculus. Why? 😔 I never try minecraft vr yet but wanna try

[@nyahnyahson523]

@@lotos53 There's no actual interaction, it's basically just playing with a controller but you share a head with the player. Also, less significantly, the Bedrock lighting really does not do the game justice.

[@CKVanilla]

Yeah

[@CKVanilla]

@MarcyWuYT I don’t know what I’m talking about here. It’s fine, just a bit lacking in some departments. Just Ignore me

[@etvode8695]

15:19 most everyone: WOW how beautiful!!! me: TF ARE THOSE CLOUDS

[@riastradh]

-says American colonialists -acts out British colonialism Okay, science man

[@stronkhammer3565]

@@rainingcomplete3018 The point is he's slamming America for a sin that he's equally culpable for.

[@walruswarlock4800]

@@stronkhammer3565 How is he culpable for British colonialism?

[@walruswarlock4800]

@@stronkhammer3565 How is he culpable for British colonialism?

[@JohnDoe-vq9ck]

@@walruswarlock4800 same way everyone is guilty of the sins or their fathers.

[@rictofenrecruter5365]

He’s science, not history XD

[@NotSoMax]

Honestly I really just appreciate the items changing in your hand effect, it’s funny and pretty well done and pretty seamless

[@asiabrew81]

8:10 This is where I spit out my drink.

[@RustyDroid]

12:24 when you have literally any PC issue, don't ask google, ask a furry

[@Booksds]

-Doesn’t use the Oculus version because he doesn’t want Zuck to get his private information -Purchases a microphone so that Bezos can listen to his private conversations

[@Cruxin]

Ha ha you think he's conversing with people?

[@danielearnshaw2]

The graphics card prop jokes made me physically uncomfortable

[@abloogywoogywoo]

I use mine as a hammer.

[@Daunlouded]

What if it wasn't a joke?

[@fvnk0]

Same

[@Gregoses]

it is a blower card, u dont use those for gaming

[@samuelju2]

4:49 that Red Alert 3 reference. I'm dying XDD

[@llDbGll]

A british man screaming *"GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS"* to a tree is the deffinitive reason why I'm subbed.

[@TheRocknRollDragon]

Dude, I have to say the consistent quality of your videos is astounding. Seriously, even your science videos talking about the big-bang were hilarious and engaging to watch! I don't think I've seen a content creator that manages to walk that fine line of comedy and informative writing quite like you do, and I hope you can continue to do so! Awesome stuff~

[@ShrubRustle]

7:38 "like a good old fashioned American colonialist" am i going to have to pull the "British Empire" card or are we cool

[@clumsygarage1578]

ShrubRustle don't worry, every other comment has already pulled that card.

[@Lemieux_channel]

“ZuckerCraft Mine... berg.” That shouldn’t have made me uncontrollably WHEEZE as hard as it did😂

[@Yeanah_Nahyea]

I looked up your channel last night thinking “Surely he’s gonna drop a new vid soon”...10/10 didn’t disappoint 👌

[@garrettlancaster3979]

Out of all the A+ material here, 15:50 fuck*ng got me. made me laugh out loud. love it.

[@spartanclucky884]

Didn't fucking expect that :D

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

Someone clearly didn't realize that he should keep at least two buckets of water for spelunking or long periods of mining.

[@nothanks39]

why 2 and not 1

[@tobiasm1116]

@@nothanks39 sometimes you get thirsty.

[@nothanks39]

@@tobiasm1116 there's lava all over the place that tastes much better

[@BrianC1664]

0:28 freaked me out for a moment, I was vaping so didn't really notice the smoke in the video, and I was just exhaling in the general direction of the screen at the time

[@mindassassin]

Neighbors: Is that crackpot next door yelling at the sun again? No, it's a tree this time. Should we call the police? We're British, just passive aggressively drink tea and judge him silently. Is that what British people do when their neighbors are a nightmare? Because that's what I think British people do when they hate their neighbors.

[@TheRatlord74]

Yes that is what we do.

[@rorysparshott4223]

Can confirm that this is exactly what we do

[@rorysparshott4223]

We may audibly tut if you're really judgable

[@isla2202]

i mean its better than shooting up schools

[@gceclifton]

As someone who regularly has their neighbour playing music loud enough for me to sing along to (I don't, but, you know, I *could*), yes. That's exactly what we do. Also, knowing they can't hear me back, I tend to tut occasionally too.

[@qwertyerror601]

"911 whats your emergency? " "Il let you listen sir" GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS TREE *FALLS DOWN "SAS on the way sir"

[@nateh8796]

*Captain Price knows your location*

[@TmanT321]

"Pillaging everything in sight" said the British man about the American Colonialist.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel? May i?

[@buenoexcellente5364]

14:30 love seeing an Asterix reference here

[@captainmatiastorres4425]

*I SAW THE ROOM, I SAW THE CHAIR, I SAW THE OUTFIT, AND I SAW THE EXPRESSION... YOU HAVE MADE COMRADE CURRY PROUD!*

[@spicetall4702]

4:47: "I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism.... Space!!!!!!!!!!"

[@SpaceMissile]

"Elite Dangerous is _still_ an absolute nightmare." ...wait, didn't he do a second vid? idr. either way, i heckin' love that game. edit: Yup - he did do a second one already. lol whoops

[@forknife326]

I love that meme

[@Sonichero151]

There's a little Time Curry in all of us

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

Not anymore !

[@Alphine_Agnitio]

12:23 is easily my favorite part I'm just dying

[@JacobWHill]

7:37 Bri'ish people be like: "American colonialist" *sweats nervously*

[@smokeyjoe291]

He’s not exactly wrong. I don’t see why we can’t all just admit that our ancestors are all horrible people

[@JacobWHill]

@@smokeyjoe291 Cuz you're not any better

[@smokeyjoe291]

@@JacobWHillWell there’s a lot you can say about me but at least I’ve never been involved in a racially motivated genocide…

[@JacobWHill]

@@smokeyjoe291 ok

[@hunterdawdy2776]

3:56 love the slimecicle cameo