Elite Dangerous: Pad Hog

[@SarudeDanstorm]

"They're all the same" "I'll just go with this glowing spider one" "Except that one, that one's objectively worse." -Elite factions summed up.

[@joshuacollins385]

What's the glowing spider one?

[@SarudeDanstorm]

@@joshuacollins385 The Pirate faction/crime syndicate iirc. Funny that I commented this around the time I left Elite Dangerous, and literally yesterday I decided to pick up where I left off.

[@joshuacollins385]

@@SarudeDanstorm From what I remember the actual factions seemed kind of evil anyway. I've played Elite Dangerous on and off for the past year. I love the ship mechanics and the visuals, but past that it just feels empty. It reminds me of the first time I went into a Starbucks and quite liked the food, coffee and atmosphere. Now I've been to dozens of them in dozens of towns and even if each one is technically unique they all just blur together. If they had FTL style story pop ups after you completed missions or killed enemies I might like it more, but as it is it just leaves me feeling empty. Even if they just had a way to play music or podcasts within the game through spotify I'd like it more, I could just sit by a neutron star enjoying the atmosphere, but needing to tab out to skip to the next episode immediately kills that illusion. EDIT: Sorry, just realized how whiney this is. For all I know the DLC might have fixed my complaints, or not many other feel the way I do. Have fun with the game, and don't let me spoil it for you.

[@plasticballs]

I know that NSO can only use guns that are available to people who just installed the game and have no vehicles of their own, but they also have weird fucking bobblehead robots so it's really worth it in the end

[@falonthorne445]

@@joshuacollins385 I'd say the pirates are the better faction. They don't pretend to be saints. Empire are the Elite, showering in excessive wealth. Wealth they obtained through slavery and unfair distribution of money and resources. Federation are the Militant faction. Massive firepower used for (on paper) protection and safety. But really it's for subjugation and suppression. Alliance are dweebs...

[@lucasbischoff2268]

Kyle is perfect for this role because he always looks like he's in a state of perpetual exhaustion (probably from working on all his videos and projects)

[@Ewanderer42]

if the latest account is correct he works like what? 12 hours a day and the rest is just eating, driving and sleeping. so yeahhh

[@thecarousel6668]

LOL!

[@AsbestosMuffins]

He's made like 5 videos joking about how he doesn't sleep

[@keithstone8693]

It only gets worse. God I hope he’s okay

[@breg5993]

He just churned out a video (Stellaris: Hive Mind Co-op) in a day. While moving. I hope he's okay.

[@wyrmkintoothgrim1174]

I almost expected it to just say *DOCKING REQUEST DENIED* again at the end.

[@lukalaa1764]

Wyrmkin Toothgrim to be honest.... I did too

[@ink_inks]

same

[@hjy2187418]

yep, I was expecting an AI ship to dock there right after

[@Commander64]

Me too, I was so sure. or worse Connections with froniter servers lost. lol

[@aabry7108]

Same

[@redtsar]

It ended surprisingly in the favor of the main character, wasn't expecting that, haha. Loved it

[@robertcoleman349]

So I wasn't the only one who thought that! Cool.

[@redtsar]

Robert Coleman Haha! Yeah, you are not alone! :b

[@FlyingDominion]

I was totally expecting it to have just expired at the end.

[@assassinlv8274]

Well - I was expecting someone else to get in the free spot before Kyle....

[@redtsar]

AssassinLV I was expecting the reward to expire just before he landed

[@the8bitgentleman]

"Okay what's a fuel rat? GET OFF THE PLATFORM." That killed me XD

[@joyohey]

I liked this one alot! When you were spamming the request to dock button, i half expected a " docking request grant - docking request cancelled " XD

[@kingcole5977]

hahaha, excellent suggestion

[@Rayfireful]

"Denied" "Denied" "Denied" "Grant-" "Cancelled" (Staggered) "Wait, what?" (Push again) "Denied"

[@zsoltzsozso828]

1 it happens a lot for me (and i would say a few others) and 2 it can glich the game sometimes

[@AnguishedDead]

'Oh hey there's voices!' "You'll pick Celeste." I've only bought one cosmetic in E:D and It was Celeste, I feel that line on a spiritual level.

[@danitron4096]

I like Archer much more, he’s like my own Jarvis.

[@Gryffyth_Aurum]

Leo is where its at.

[@scoutguy256]

This is accurate to the most miniscule detail. At least this doesn't happen at starports

[@DblDg1252]

Iv had it happen in a community goal system

[@skipper222]

I had worse shit happening at starports... When trying to dock at Jameson's (busy as always) AI ships would block my landing pad SPECIFICALLY assigned to me for 10 minutes straight before taking off.

[@DblDg1252]

AI? ouch. I was expecting a fighter padblock by some player

[@InternaIRevenueService]

Have you never been to a community goal?

[@christopherscholz3888]

It happend to me on many outpost stations ...

[@deltaphant_]

I too fly spaceships with a keyboard, it's the only way to do it! It seems like the joke might have been lost, obviously you do for video games but the idea that we would still be doing it in real life after space travel hypothetically becomes commonplace is funny to me.

[@icemanajl6700]

Owen Harrison-Townsend with how Flight Assist off works, that’s pretty accurate.

[@Kobe_Russell]

I can’t afford a stick and throttle :/

[@killer30556]

I can't be fucked to buy a stick and throttle :P

[@shutereye2634]

I can be fucked to buy a stick and throttle ;P

[@demogorghon]

This is literally the only game I feel comfortable using gamepad (I never had a gaming console :P). Sadly loads of shortcuts can't fit pad so I am using Pad + keyboard combo :D

[@taylorhancock5834]

A video that acknowledges the Fuel Rats, jokes about keyboard users (don't worry, I still love good old keyboard and mouse), demonstrates the correct way of checking if your request has actually been denied, and complaining about wait times while also joking about lethal force and crashing ships into stations post takeoff!? This is perfect! Great vid guys!

[@aust2354]

But Not everyone wants to buy a joystick for one game. Most people are pretty happy using keyboard, it's just as good as a joystick.

[@smk6469]

No... It's really not.

[@aust2354]

List all the reasons. Go on.

[@smk6469]

@@aust2354 - Because you can't fly by pressing buttons. No style, no combined or cross-controlling. I'll out-fly anyone with my hotas setup if their only on a keyboard and mouse. Of course one needs a passion for it (aviation / spaceflight) to 'get' it. You won't be convinced about anything though, will you? So have fun pressing buttons.

[@Zebo12345678]

Uhhh... None of the things you listed make a joystick better. That was all just mindless elitism. Lemme guess, PC's are also "explicitly superior" to consoles too?

[@BBJBS]

I once waited twenty minutes for a Sidewinder to get off of the only medium pad. Meanwhile, there was a giant gaping hole in my canopy pouring out oxygen.

[@iolair1973]

@@r2d266m You can replenish your air scrubbers in synthesis.

[@Commander64]

Just log out, go into solo mode and dock next time, much easier than waiting 20 mins.

[@JosephLSelby]

"I'm in the yellow adder to your left." *looks to the right*

[@andrewsercer9538]

Ah I didn't even notice that!

[@smugumin9980]

"I'm in the yellow adder to ---> YOUR

[@myrkurvr]

YOUR LEFT not our the audience's left

[@kairon156]

but which your. My your or your, your? @@smugumin9980

[@isaiahf-d846]

not to mention that he looked left to see the ship so he was to the right

[@mattiasalegro]

I like how I don't have to be completely familiar with all these games to understand your videos.

[@qyuarkrien]

one of my favorite things about their videos! :D

[@blackmonish]

Same here! Although when I look up alot of the games I haven't played, I get the subtle jokes that they toss in there. I think it's impressive to make content that is funny for those unfamiliar with what they are parodying, but then add an extra layer of humor for those who are familiar. I live in Texas too, and I really hope I get to help them with a project someday.

[@isaiahf-d846]

same

[@sweatysocks8214]

If he wanted to dock, he should have used the power of the doors.

[@coromo4978]

hail the doors

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE! Or maybe we're denying it, now. I'm not quite sure.

[@kypdrayson]

Not gonna lie, that makes me want to play Elite Dangerous again. But I know that by the time it finishes re-downloading, and I re-acquaint myself with the controls, I won't want to play any more, so I'll just enjoy this video instead.

[@aldergodric4324]

Keanan Foley I tend to keep it installed. Space Truck Simulator is good to relax sometimes.

[@justinfs]

This is incredibly accurate.

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

PixelHunter Agreed. I keep my ipad on my desk next to my computer, and sometimes i just want to listen to some music or a podcast. So i pop open ED and haul some cargo. Nothing like the open hyper space lanes to help you relax.

[@rogerwilcojr]

I was thinking the same thing, but I'll still hold off for the next big update. ATS and ETS2 are updating soon, so I'll get back into those instead. I see a pattern here.

[@Averscent]

for me its that I would have to buy the expansions to enjoy the game again and they have stuff that I recall being promised in the original release for a $60 game. =/

[@pookexvi4998]

i was expecting to get denied at the end as another ship flys in and takes the spot

[@jonaselze9316]

3:30: Waiiit, did you really threaten the Fuel Rats ?!?!?

[@calea1875]

This video is of elite quality and dangerous to the views of other channels I'm subbed to.

[@colfdralegend]

was that a compliment?

[@datdabdoe1417]

Ya know he had to do it to em

[@calea1875]

@@colfdralegend yes. Yery much yes

[@aarongoodall5870]

I approve of the humour in this post!

[@ExamplePrime]

Ah. The classic "I'm just trying to have fun what does it matter if I'm being incredibly inconvenient for everyone else."

[@LWoodGaming]

it'd true

[@cookiecracker2]

Ever heard of warframe? Yeah...happens a lot there and almost every single other game where people are forced to work together in a game xD

[@m1k3y48]

Luckily only two of the four people need to make it to the exit to start the countdown.

[@ferrific]

Which means the last two think 'hey, we have a free minute to go off into every little side room and collect resources!'

[@Ewanderer42]

i mean usally people waiting in line of a space port actually use the opportunity to chat with other players for once. on the other hand since small outpost usually have rather lax defense its really dangerous for you, if you come in hot with a pirate or murderer on your tail. also leaving the station for a minute for other commanders is usally is courtesy. then again you can just switch mode and clear an instance of all hoggers.

[@NoedigJK471]

Watching the insufferable noob explode was the funniest thing I've ever seen. You put some joy in my heart, thank you!

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

I smell elitism

[@NoedigJK471]

@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 I mean, it's right there in the game's title.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

@@NoedigJK471 Lol imagine having this line of thinking

[@NoedigJK471]

@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 it was a joke O.o

[@YunsAvatar]

Kyle should have activated the Friendship Drive. Anything can be accomplished with the power of friendship.

[@Crazyfrog41]

@@r2d266m that just gave me diabetes... I'm dead now!!

[@Pops6185]

Omg someone else who also hears "activating friendship drive". thought i was the only one.

[@YunsAvatar]

Actually, Joey has mentioned the same thing while streaming. I am trying to get it popular enough that it might be used in a future DM ED sketch.

[@Stoney3K]

FSD INHIBITED - MASS LOCKED.

[@azazelreeds]

You guys make me try new games just to understand your videos better

[@allenholloway5109]

Companies should really catch on and sponsor these guys.

[@Ebolaface]

Depends on what you want out of it. You have the freedom to do whatever you wish from the start. At its heart the game is a grind, but if you have the desire to make it on your own in the galaxy, its great.

[@ferrific]

Everything in the game takes a lot of time. Just getting from point to point can take hours.

[@cartercampbell9172]

Its Werf

[@spacedoutorca4550]

Save the precious days of your life and don’t get it. You’ll have more fun hitting rocks outside with a hammer.

[@thereprehensible435]

TFWmost pad hogs are actually PvP combat-geared ships piloted by players that intend to prevent you from ever docking at the engineer and will follow you to slay you after you leave the safe zone.

[@lforlight]

Ethan voice pack. I don't play this game, but I need this.

[@samsonguy10k]

Honestly I think a Kyle voicepack would be ideal. An always impatient and hostile A.I. seems fitting

[@blackmonish]

@@samsonguy10k haha! Nothing like a snarky A. I. to update you on your many errors.

[@timothymclean]

"If you make me lose this money, I'm going to spend _more_ money and a ton of time in petty -griefing- vengeance." I don't think this Commander has a good grasp on economics...

[@sibanbgd100]

Timothy McLean it's called a threat and it works

[@MrSilvUr]

It's called an investment in reputation.

[@TheOnlyToblin]

YOu have clearly not played EVE Online. A problem just caused you to lose a shitton of money? Throw MORE money at the problem!

[@GunmadMadman]

Funconomics :D

[@Slayer_Jesse]

im pretty sure that this is the same commander that thinks that doors are a good tactic soo...

[@TangomanX2008]

This is hillarious. It captures players experiences brilliantly, like its so easy for a new player to get blown up easily while leaving.

[@MASTERWILLK]

This is way too relatable. Especially when you're in a medium or large ship.

[@sar_ptolemy]

should have denied in the end with Jeffery stealing the spot

[@pale2457]

CGI budget ran out.

[@VineFynn]

Too predictable

[@Fort_Master]

I don't know what is is, but the face kyle makes and the inflection he uses when her says "Get off the platform" at 3:40 is hilarious to me, I've already watch ed 12 times.

[@zillyotter]

1:54-1:58 That's actually correct! Real life space navigation is performed with keyboards (of a kind) because throttles are too unwieldy in a microgravity environment! Well played, sirs!

[@AysaMetric]

I just realized that he didn't have a time bonus. He was smuggling. He wanted to land so he didn't get scanned.

[@josiahgibson6373]

I expected him to crash into Kyle on the takeoff. Oh well.

[@josiahzabel8596]

hey! we have the same REALLY uncommon name(though it seems to be gaining in popularity)

[@fast-yi9js]

I counted: he said less then a Minute and 50 second passed until he pressed dock, I dont think this was in time

[@LootGoblinPenny]

59 seconds before it expired. ;)

[@CompOfHall]

9 seconds to dock... Lethal force authorized.

[@qrangejuice8225]

Like response authorized.

[@GustavusAdolphus2]

Dislike response denied

[@Healermain15]

Thumbs-up incoming in five.... four....

[@kajmace]

Hold on guys, I'm still trying to decide if I should like this video or not.

[@spookykitty2327]

Scanning Comment... Contents: First Lethal Response Authorized

[@theredpanda3729]

"Which one does more damage, red or blue?", wrong game, Joey.

[@Aggelos-tv3ep]

Red makes them more explosive

[@eric_moore-6126]

@@Aggelos-tv3ep No, red makes them go faster.

[@Aggelos-tv3ep]

Ok,so what makes them explosive?

[@eric_moore-6126]

Yellow

[@Aggelos-tv3ep]

@@eric_moore-6126 thanks

[@spencer6207]

At first I thought kyle's throttle and joystick set up was to mirror the game, not make fun of the people that can't afford fancy set ups

[@egirlSkeletor]

A cheap HOTAS isn't that bad.

[@nojatha4637]

Sounds like you’ve never played Elite Dangerous before... I mean, I personally like using my keybored in this game but a lot of people would much rather use the throttle and stick. I mean, the controls are COMPLICATED! It can take someone hours before even learning how to board a ship properly.

[@Commander64]

agreed, my Thustmaster T-Flight Hotas X was only about £40 and it works just fine.

[@spencer6207]

Ive been playing mouse and keyboard for over 200 hours now, and I gotta say that Im quite used to it. Im almost scared to move to a joystick

[@Commander64]

@@spencer6207 it will only improve your skills more than you could possibly imagine. Just get a cheap hotas. Thrust master t flight hotas X is cheap as chips.

[@thecrazytruckdude10]

Man I loved this elite video and work love to see more! ALL HAIL THE BOAT MORMONS!!!

[@Crescnt-Mage]

Too relatable. Those outpost stations and their lack of landing pads... AND HAVING TO WAIT. Reminds me of the first Thargoid station attack, and the line of ships that formed because the rescue vessels only had ONE large landing pad.

[@chromaphasia453]

Too real, had this happen at a rescue station, imperial cutter, sat there forever.

[@frigginresulrum]

You have recieved a 500 credit fine for loitering.

[@DblDg1252]

What did you expect? They are imps, you aren't royal enough to gain access to their faaaaaabulous docking pad

[@FeepingCreature]

Just switch to solo.

[@constellarnova6782]

Us cutter pilots are members of such an exclusive club, we bask on the pads so all may witness our glory. In all seriousness gotta hate loiters, specially after military campaigns in my own cutter limping back to port >:/

[@shurukin1425]

Am I the only one realizing that if you take all of Kyle's appearances in space themed videos you get a captain of a federation ship who quits, becomes an accidental pirate, and then goes on to begin a freighter pilot when he gets scarred by the guy whose ship he tried looting?

[@mookooy]

Wait red and blue are the same? But RED WUNZ GO FASTA!

[@timcleveland154]

And purple makes the ship stealthy

[@tanith117]

@@timcleveland154 Blue Lasers Are more likely to get a Lucky Crit

[@MrMighty147]

This is legitimately one of favourite videos in all of KZbin. It is perfect from start to finish.

[@Ben-nk3cx]

Federal public radio? Why not Lave Radio??? Also: I’ve been waiting for this Elite video for SOOOOOO long. SOOOOOOOOOOOO long. Like, you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!!

[@MJRSoap]

Because they only broadcast once per week.

[@SpoonLoeffel]

No, Lave Radio broadcasts 24/7. You're thinking of the weekly podcast.

[@Sarivelle]

Way out there, I'm surprised their station had anything other than classical music.

[@lukasloen4659]

Because they had to do the guardian grind

[@nemtudom5074]

1:50 The thing with flies, dear Kyle, is that they dont fly straight and bump into everything, lol

[@mhmn9436]

And then comes the hard part. Actually docking.

[@arkell7763]

The automated docking chip is your friend

[@Enemby]

Buy a docking computer

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Mhmn Even worse if your computer is 10 years old. Once it actually took me almost the entire 10 minutes to land.

[@admech590]

You get used to it...

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Spatterjay hoop What do you do about the lag?

[@GnarledStaff]

I was 100% expecting the ship to spin sideways into the main characters ship right at the end.

[@MChannel80]

You play Elite Dangerous?!?!

[@TheStrangeSandwich]

I belive there is a doormonster group/corp/something. Or that they are working on getting one.

[@MChannel80]

I would love to see that

[@Ewanderer42]

yeah i am currently organizing to gather all the stuff for submission so joey can do it. for now we have the private group Door Monster you can request to join

[@mrnickname850]

Wait for the end of the year, then we could buy/build a fleet carrier and name it Door Monster

[@MChannel80]

I love that idea :P

[@TheFoxfirelight]

This was special, magical and it fills my heart with warmth and a little bit of rage. I love it

[@oddluck4180]

Sweet, they're back.

[@doodlevib]

I just started the video and I’m immediately cracking up over the NPR “All Things Considered” space-radio satire. Nice job!

[@OmniGundam777]

Oh my god I use the same flight stick!

[@joeytheghost4211]

The control panel affects are awesome!

[@scottdotjazzman]

Just started playing this game a week ago, but this is the funniest thing I've seen all year! Oh, and anyone who thinks you can't play 6DoF games well without a HOTAS setup has never cut their teeth on Descent with a keyboard.

[@thecoconut1840]

That was Awesome! I love your space videos especially the one about using doors to deal with troubles on a spaceship

[@Vicky_1995_]

Kyle leave the Fuel Rats. They have a tough gig it's not like they cant easily get paid for what they do it's all volunteer work and we love them for that.

[@Loetmichel]

Michael Denison: Its not like we would do it for pay. Its the fun and the fuzzy feeling when you saved someone out in the black. Also Snickers bars of course!

[@Vicky_1995_]

@@Loetmichel Okay it's kind of cool a fuel rat actually responded to my Comment. By the way keep doing what you are doing you guys are amazing.

[@wellthen.......9384]

i kill fuel rats for fun

[@Vicky_1995_]

@@wellthen.......9384 You sir are evil.

[@Loetmichel]

Randy Marsh: Have fun trying to. We know how to highwake. And its policy to NOT shoot back when on duty. Also How low must your skill be if all you can kill are AspXes with no Weapons and minium shields for maximum jump range...

[@megafire7]

Damn, the special effects on this are excellent! Nicely done, guys!

[@doxazo5512]

That’s the shirt from Rocket League!

[@TheStrangeSandwich]

And future Kyle in the assasins creed video. And in the FTL one. There is sort of a pattern.

[@qyuarkrien]

"oh god I just killed someone" "cool I can land"

[@Archgeek0]

Ah, this brings back fond memories of hilarious (and very VERY british queues) at Hutton orbital that time people were delivering scrap to Proxima Centauri to make fancy mugs. Also, Celeste? I've clearly been out in the black too long...what happened to Verity? And what's with these 35+ LY jump ranges? My stripped down explorer can't even pull that. Does the computer still say "Friendship Drive"?

[@Ewanderer42]

Welp we got multiple Ship computer voices now. Yeah with engineers, we got like 50-60ly jump ranges and with the new guardian fsd boosters you get another 10ly. And yeah some voices do friendship, but not all.

[@bar0nv0nstrubel57]

That shifty eye movement, "Docking request granted", "Cool" got me. Hilarious

[@alexanderrahl7034]

"Theres one named celeste. Youre gonna pick that one" Well i personally dont want anything in a video game named after my mother lol

[@acolyteoffire4077]

no joke. had this happen, to me. minus the threatening to chase them through the galaxy the conversation was almost completely spot on with this.

[@DycuswasHere]

And this is why I prefer single player mode. But mostly because I’m new myself and don’t know how to take off either....

[@metalbacon666]

Hell I have like 500-600 hours into Elite and on occasion I still accidentally boost into walls.

[@DycuswasHere]

r2d266m Ooh, didn’t know about these! Thanks

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

+metalbacon666 who doesn't? I swear my fingers instantly gravitate to that damn boost.

[@Commander64]

also in single player mode you don't have to wait for other people to stop pad hogging, you can just dock 😉

[@metalbacon666]

I think innately we just want to watch our ships burn

[@MindstormXL]

Ah yes the joys of outpost docking when an outpost has 1 medium sized pad and I gotta wait while my Asp just loiters there.

[@bejamillion2]

These guys totally get it xD I'm impressed

[@davidkennedy1077]

I love the repeated clicks on docking request, I do exactly the same thing. Can't believe I've never seen your channel (I thought I'd subbed to every Elite channel going haha) this is great and so funny, I look forward to checking out the rest of your content

[@KerbalChris]

I’m actually about to get this game and the same joystick you have!!!

[@KerbalChris]

Noah Yager elite dangerous

[@OMentertainment]

Still come back to watch to watch this. As an ED player, it sits in my soul.

[@SquidwradThomas]

I use a controller but all of this is so true I saw my first cmdr in the game and he was flying a sidewinder, he crashed is almost immediately and his cargo hold was full of illegal salvage.

[@winterwolf0014]

Props for meeting your bonus, deductions for flying an Adder. XD

[@klobiforpresident2254]

One view and eight likes. How it's supposed to be!

[@deez_noots]

I was just thinking about how yall haven't been posting in a while and then you drop an elite dangerous video, explains it ALL

[@Josh-zu8cr]

Hilarious as usual

[@sirjmo]

Another instant classic white lightning video. Errr... Door Monster, also congratulations on the engagement Allison and Kyle.

[@5pet5ar]

Woo a new vid!

[@JasonMartin327]

Joey's got some bangin' tunes all up in here.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

In Europe "docking" has a totally different meaning.

[@kingcole5977]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Jaden-lv7kx]

That's everywhere friend.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

You cannot dock if your bay has been strip customized to meet US standard measurements.

[@northofnashira2575]

Good thing there are no viable space programs in Europe.

[@CrazyDutchguys]

@@northofnashira2575 could it perhaps be because we're nowhere near the equator?

[@AkodaGameing]

Please make more of these. Elite Dangerous is my all time favorite game!!!

[@FurryEskimo]

I lost $3 mil because my weapons deployed in the station. Turns out my touchpad was on and they don’t give warnings..

[@fluffypinkpandas]

Protipm there is a setting checkbox that keeps your weapons from deploying and firing just because you hit the fire key.

[@fluffypinkpandas]

Like a saftey switch where pressing the deploy key or 2 keys at the same time is required to deploy hardpoints.

[@FurryEskimo]

Malicious Muppet Really? I never knew that.

[@Krondelo]

Haha! Damn guys that was too relatable, and "What's a fuel rat?" was a nice touch.

[@Ben-nk3cx]

Dammm, someone spent a lot of money of micro transactions! Oh, and why didn’t just go into solo?

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

worse, he said he had no money, he just wanted to look.

[@tomroberton6830]

This was very very good. Well done!

[@InternaIRevenueService]

You think this is a comedy sketch, this about every interaction at Hutton orbital. Had to go there to get my free Anaconda when I started. Also, "I'm the yellow Adder off to your left" and joey looks to the right.

[@jorismoorkamp205]

Ethan's voice acting was just perfect.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

EVE Online when tho?

[@Jolly123123123]

Honestly I'm happy the nerd rage chap got his way. Time bonuses man

[@Snowy123]

*Aherm* Actually spaceships should be flown with keyboards, when you're pushing crazy Gs like in elite dangerous, you wont be able to lift your arms to control a joystick. So what will happen is keypads on your spaceship arm chairs to help plot course and input.

[@tommydoez]

but if you're doing crazy Gs wouldn't you not be able to lift even a finger to press a button or have your entire arm slam into the keyboard? Because Science!

[@TheArklyte]

Astra?

[@northofnashira2575]

Ummmm... you'd be in space.... Gs don't exist in zero gravity.

[@tommydoez]

G forces persists even if there is no gravity as it isn't a measure of gravity but rather acceleration. Maybe you should research it a bit more before touching on the subject North.

[@blainewheaton9679]

North Of Nashira, Gs are a measure of force. like how at the top of a rollercoaster you feel weightless, you are experiencing 0Gs. At the bottom when you are being crushed into your own seat you are experiencing many more Gs. Standing, you are experiencing 1G Gs are a measure of how much force you are experiencing, usually from acceleration. It's a common concern in space where everything is either minuscule or massive beyond comprehension.

[@frigginresulrum]

I'm impressed the newbie figured out how to take a call.

[@kokussnuss85]

Could have just told him to ENTER THE STATION. Then the Pad is free again

[@SadButter]

kokussnuss85 that's false actually. Entering the hangar doesn't free the landing pad.

[@kokussnuss85]

Butter of Sorrow god damn, coulnd you have told me sooner. All that waiting....

[@fluffypinkpandas]

With outposts if someone enters the hangar, that pad with that hangar is still locked off.

[@SadButter]

@@fluffypinkpandas go away I was here first

[@nojatha4637]

He could’ve gone into offline mode...

[@27DJMA]

"Except that one... that one is objectively worse" xD

[@Ewanderer42]

if i am having my facts together the spider one is from the pirate/griefer superpower, that grants you immunity to crimes against other players to a certain degree. so yeah not a sign to be proud of. could be wrong tho

[@jiantingzheng3046]

This video made me buy Elite Dangerous Thanks Door Monster!

[@vissenekku]

Ethan's voice acting is so perfect I didn't even think about it before reading the comments.

[@ethancampbell5548]

I love the NPR radio joke at the beginning.

[@PPRRPelt]

Hahaha the lethal response authorized lines xD

[@RetroRaven8]

woah, sweet visuals! great job, guys!

[@JackSilver1410]

"There is one named Celeste, you'll pick that one." Look, I didn't come here to get attacked...

[@bmobmo6438]

This sums up Elite open play so well it hurts.

[@LezbionestHere]

"a friend like you is always welcome" *docking denied*

[@Quroe_]

Woo! Skits are back!

[@theohibbs]

Bloody love this to bits! I love elite! I hope you do more!