Yellow Light

[@OfNoImport]

"I bribed the mailman into giving me your credit card bill, and I opened it" Most hilarious, deadpan, two-felony confession ever.

[@jennifervanderloop8990]

It's only crime after somebody talks, and the mailman ain't no snitch.

[@the_mad_fool]

@@jennifervanderloop8990 Well, the _mailman_ isn't....

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Oh cool I'm the 1000th like

[@Ravenleaf182]

He went on to claim that was worse than his transgressions XD HA!

[@rhettorical]

Wait a second, "Neon Grey" is an abstract platformer? Holy moly, they predicted Neon White.

[@six6tea6]

holy shit yeah

[@JubileePenguin]

Guess he did learn C++ eventually

[@keeperofthetriforce7]

Damn you beat me to the comment

[@veda-powered]

Steam Red Light: Games that the developers are specifically planning not to make

[@oz_jones]

Or porn games.

[@makuru.42]

Thats a brilliant idea to bribe ea to not make star wars battlefront 1

[@KingDuckGuy]

Amsterdam based games only.

[@KuraIthys]

@@KingDuckGuy Oh dear. You've reminded me I've got an extremely rare old adventure game that I haven't even seen basic info about online, and the disk is probably rotting away, so I should do something to preserve it. You reminded me because the game is called either 'lost in Amsterdam' or 'last in amsterdam' - I've never quite been able to work out which...

[@allenholloway5109]

"I will pay you good money not to make that."

[@Aechelian]

"... and most of those are broken." "Early access." This is why I love this channel.

[@thearcheduck8746]

TheAwesomeKielbasa I never have found a bug in any game, I am not joking.

[@criizzash]

You haven't been playing enough games.

[@thearcheduck8746]

criizzash I have about 300 games.

[@bobmcbob49]

But I do still find it extremely annoying when people complain that early access games are buggy and unfinished. "ARK is terribly optimized!" Actually, it's not optimized at all. Because it's an alpha. You bought an alpha without understanding what the term alpha means.

[@fearedjames]

Scheneighnay Its a sold product it should be the expected quality of one. The rest is just manipulation and scams.

[@TheMrzippie]

The "what kind of uses" had me snorting

[@cloud_and_proud]

Zippie!

[@plaidchickens3271]

Snorting what? Drugs ha gat him

[@dipperjc]

I guess that would be one of the uses.

[@HughJNess-ly6er]

Snort all the drugz

[@pengynrky9583]

TheMrzippie ii

[@bradleypark9508]

Ethan's Parents: "Ethan is our son" Ethan: "Ethan is arson"

[@miamiwendigo]

My dad got the nick name arson for that exact reason

[@british-sama7007]

это так смешно

[@prollyoli]

@@british-sama7007 you have ‘british’ in your name, with a japanese following, a japanese pfp, and you are speaking russian. strange

[@british-sama7007]

@@prollyoli mister world wide

[@generalmars3855]

I have a great idea for a game, it's a cross of Until Dawn, the Sims, Overwatch, and Roller Coaster Tycoon! I call it: "Lost Focus"

[@discordlexia2429]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY@

[@AlrexTheGreat]

Manage a family of people with superpowers that live in an abandoned theme park crawling with mountain zombies.

[@generalmars3855]

And it's Multiplayer.

[@legoneb]

Alrex the Great And, now youre a millionaire.

[@blshouse]

Pretty sure that's Rimworld (with a few mods anyway).

[@FunnySnake0]

"Yeah i'm surprised you haven't" Great line to end the sketch !

[@Septimus_ii]

I don't THINK he's done anything illegal yet

[@SSGTstealth]

We do not trust people enough to pre-order games. However, we do like the method Ethan is using to acquire currency.

[@lee-johndonald1836]

you always have the best comments

[@bradleypark9508]

The Collective Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?

[@SSGTstealth]

Igwanea What benefit would that provide us with?

[@bradleypark9508]

The Collective It would provide exports of the most fine British tea to to collective for decorative purposes or consumption, your choice, along with a valued allybto aid you in your future invasion of Earth

[@lee-johndonald1836]

why english tea when scottish whiskey is so much better

[@gilleskoning]

yellow light cant be that shady, it's even called "yellow LIGHT".

[@BazaarGamer]

Slow down man XD

[@raidarkblade377]

Remember, the brighter the light, the darker the shadows.

[@RushGamma]

Axel Darkblade Wouldnt no light be the darkest shadow? Like a black hole or something

[@raidarkblade377]

well then it wouldn't really be a shadow, as it wouldn't be cast by anything. Would just be, ADVANCED DARKNESS.

[@scottjones3297]

Yellow Light isn't shady? Can I introduce to my friends, the Sinestro Corps

[@keithstone8693]

Neon-Gray.. abstract platformer.. Looks like the developer changed it to Neon-White , and turned it into a parkour/platformer shooter. Damn

[@struanpeat5116]

im slightly: confused curious as to why he burned down the house curious as to the uses of paper amazed at how good this is regardless

[@lforlight]

We saw Ethan has a tendency to imitate movies and shows. Half-Measure Binging is one example, I suppose this one time he was influenced by the Joker.

[@rostyslavpron8188]

I really don't get how this channel has so little subs, humor is always good and consistent. Also actors are really good, in my opinion, they are way better than any other huge skit channel actors. Most of the skits on You Tube are cringy, but this material is great.

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you! We're at least picking up steam. Only a year ago, we had less than 10,000 subscribers.

[@CowCommando]

Couldn't resist the necromancy.... It's been a year since this last comment, and now the channel just surpassed 250,000 subscribers shortly after finishing the pilot episode of Skyvault and announcing The Guards Temselves 2.

[@PeterMcleod117]

they're up to 367,000 subscribers now. doing pretty well for themselves.

[@mr.invizible9742]

Hi I'm here from the future to report that "Neon Grey" the abstract platformer actually now exists. The only difference is that it's called "Neon White" now.

[@Force2reckonVods]

"But... if you have to buy the tickets at full price... to then sell to people. I... how do you... make money in this" "I'm not gonna buy the tickets." "Oh right" "Why would I do that?" xD

[@falsorr1959]

i LOVE your channel, I discovered it 2 days ago and I don't regret

[@JoelRiter]

Falsorr Make sure you check out the guards themselves

[@falsorr1959]

JoelRiter ok I'm gonna check

[@timon753]

Falsorr yeah I did too, through one of their Civ videos :D

[@JoelRiter]

Timon Callebaut Yea if you havent yet check out the guards themselves its a great miniseries with awesome music from a relatively unknown band. Im patiently waiting for a their new miniseries

[@DoorMonster]

Awesome! Glad you're enjoying our work :) We are working on two additional webseries like Joel said, and one of them (the simpler one) should be starting this or next month.

[@Ox_ygen]

4 years later and the prophecy is complete, the abstract platformer NEON WHITE is now a thing

[@Ox_ygen]

Wierdly enough, Neon white is actually a pretty good game

[@VeryPeeved]

Neon Grey will be the sequel. Then the final game in the trilogy will be Neon Black. And the fourth game will be called Neon White again, then the fifth will be Neon White and some subtitle with a meaningless word like "eternal" or "revelations" or somesuch.

[@disastermaser]

so when can we start preordering videos directly instead of patreon?

[@PsychicRadroach]

Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 3 is now on Door Monster Yellow Light! We'll make it, we promise!

[@moonjunk9054]

+PsychicRadroach you...

[@PsychicRadroach]

Me.... Me what?

[@moonjunk9054]

+PsychicRadroach you had to bring Self Fulfiling Idiodicy 3 up. that's my trigger

[@leonardopina2702]

I'll start a service where you can pay me now, so I can fund their videos when times come.

[@louiswilson5873]

“Your list of transgressions in that sentence are already longer than mine” this single sentence has killed me

[@plaidchickens3271]

Now look at this net that I just found

[@dogethebountyhunter7432]

When I say go be ready to throw

[@pepethebountyhunter2294]

+doge the bounty hunter THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!!!!!

[@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead]

*T H R O W I T O N H I M N O T M E *

[@plaidchickens3271]

Thats my game on yellow light purchase it for $4.20

[@danendraaryadewa5455]

ugh, lets try something else

[@alamp7640]

I want to see an episode wear Ethan burns a pile of money.

[@dogethebountyhunter7432]

Me to

[@calebbraun9505]

"Neon gray, sounds like a platformer" Neon white comes out and is a platformer

[@redstar7017]

Very appropriate for the last day of the winter sale. I definitely needed more games on top of all the ones I bought last year and haven't played yet.

[@turtlelord9939]

You guys are some of the most clever, funny, and overall excellent content creators I've seen. Even the stuff that I don't understand is delivered with such a charm that I keep laughing even though I don't understand the humor. Keep up the good work, your videos are awesome!

[@DoorMonster]

+Turtle Lord Thanks! That's the secret, talk so fast it sounds like a joke even if it basically means nothing... probably shouldn't do that, actually. Forget that.

[@ChartreuseDan]

That scene was so tight. Precision filmmaking. Must have been exhausting. You guys are the tops

[@robertchaney2704]

"I bribed the mail man into giving me your credit card bill and I opened it" "your list of transgressions in that sentence is already bigger than mine"

[@kpsychopath]

Steam. Both the savior and the scourge of PC gaming... Now where do i put my credit card info for this Neon Grey game.

[@josephdouglas5242]

Sometimes when I binge watch a channel and then subscribe, I find out that I only thought the channel was good because I was sleep deprived and thought everything was funny. No illusions here, you guys have been consistently fantastic.

[@DoorMonster]

+Joseph Douglas Yes! Funny While Sober, achievement unlocked! Thanks, happy to have you :)

[@pyrosauria7444]

Jokes on him, he could have recieved hundreds of games on the winter sale.

[@dqflynn]

no fucking way these guys predicted Neon White.

[@willtobey4849]

I can't believe they predicted neon white

[@MrMeagain569]

I'm getting a serious "Llamas With Hats" vibe from this and I'm loving it!

[@falcore91]

The explanation of paper distraction is gold that I have never forgotten.

[@TheGreatSeraphim]

"I think I need to call the cops..."

[@voixe2172]

"Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't."

[@JonesCrimson]

Well he technically hasn't done anything wrong, *yet*...

[@thegeneralist5279]

"I think I need to call the cops." "Yeah, I’m surprised you haven’t."😆

[@Daresis]

God i love this channel

[@spreader26]

Kyle and Ethan are literally the best part of this entire channel

[@jozuavaleria328]

The beginning with the paper and how Kyle was going for it in sketch almost had me fall out of my chair XD

[@Kohl293]

“Steam Yellow light is in beta” is a great double joke I can’t believe I missed it for 2 years

[@ocarinaofsociety]

Really, watching your videos brightens my day. I hope you guys keep going strong for a long time!

[@TNamers]

So I just found your channel like 2 days ago and I have binged everything on here! You guys are awesome! I just wish you could put out a video every day!

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks you! Once a day is a bit beyond our abilities right now, but we do consistently keep to one a week. Maybe in the future we'll be able to expand.

[@Sabrowsky]

Just wanna say that this channel possibly has some of the funniest comedy sketches since monty python

[@taliavreugdenhil3150]

I joined this channel a few days ago because of the civ 5 sketches and just binge watched all the videos. you guys are awesome.

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! Glad you discovered us :)

[@TheAardvark57]

Favorite part is Kyle’s initial excitement at the possibility of paper for uses other than writing.

[@Faxanadu_]

I feel like Ethan can con me into do anything at this point.

[@Fort_Master]

I love the stuff you guys put out! I discovered you from minecraft is intense and I'm not leaving!!!

[@DoorMonster]

Yay! Welcome aboard! :D

[@ZFilms11]

Great video as always, keep it up!

[@moodragonx2]

This is hands down my favorite skit

[@benjaminhondorp8593]

doormonster, masters of the punchline honestly, the amount of times I've seen you guys make a witty punchline tying the scetch together followed by a quick cut to the DM logo... and yet, I can't get enough

[@omac18]

I just found you in the past couple of days, and I've already watched most your sketches. This video was the first thing I looked at when I woke up.

[@DoorMonster]

+Omac Mikol Careful, or your brain will just become a constant loop of all our videos and you'll only be able to speak in confused yet quit quippy one-liners.

[@omac18]

***** xD I kind of hope that happens.

[@omac18]

Is it good or bad that I watched this video six times already and still nearly die laughing at the end?! Love your videos!

[@QuantumGamingCat]

Found this channel in October with a civ video- you guys deserve so many more subs. Keep on making videos!!!

[@INTPTT]

"It's not like you caught me planning some elaborate con to steal thousands pf dpllars from people who didn't deserve their money in the first place." And then...

[@Ithicar]

the neon white callout five years later it gets released.

[@gabriel_cooper]

i know this is like most comments,but i found your channel about 3 days ago by a post on /civ reddit,and i have watched dozens of them,but i haven't had enough time to watch all of them,but so far you guys are fantastic,i have no idea how you guys have such a small number of subscribers considering the quality of your videos.

[@andrewextravaganza8796]

Ever channel starts somewhere. Door Monster reminds me a lot of early Loading Ready Run.

[@DoorMonster]

+gabriel dos santos cooper Thanks so much! We've been growing slowly, but it's picking up a lot lately. Plus, the slower growth helps us keep everything a little more stable, which is nice. We're playing the long game. Not out of choice, necessarily, but it seems to be working.

[@gabriel_cooper]

(sorry this reply is late,stuff happened and i had to stay off for some time) that is actually the same thinking i have with my blog,i wanted it to grow in a okay rate,but not explode in popularity,that way i would be able to adapt as it grew.

[@warpzone8421]

I love how, instead of their usual segment at the end where they beg for patreon money, there's a link to a video that looks like their usual segment at the end where they beg for patreon money.

[@vara202]

There is a game for pre-purchase on steam rn called neon white and I just about screamed when I saw it

[@Commandelicious]

One day you will write a movie script and become the next Kevin Smith.

[@Syrob13]

Can I preorder it?

[@charlesdewitt8087]

Actually he has already made a movie script. And a movie... And it's on KZbin!

[@Commandelicious]

What? Wait ... what? No, no, no it's fine I assume but someone needs to give him some million dollars to make a movie :D

[@achimhanischdorfer3403]

It's called "The Guards Themselves"

[@peterzerfass4609]

Lemme guess.. the guys who made Neon White are Door Monster fans XD

[@JKSSubstandard]

Found your Kerbal videos and immediately subscribed. You guys have a great sense of humor and writing style. Keep it up

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! Happy to have you :)

[@Devilhar]

No, no, no... We're happy to have you. ^^

[@calebgames9369]

I love the multiple sub-plots

[@NkarpovichMixes]

I adore you guys, seriously, best sketches on youtube. Please never stop! :D

[@technosamurai9171]

I love that outro! It makes me feel like a kid coming down the stairs to open up their Christmas presents. Only in this case its another Door Monster video!

[@jrt99b]

I feel ridiculous for what I am about to type but I just can't shake this feeling: this video feels weird to me. Not bad, mind you, it's great. It's not the dialog or the pacing or the subject matter or the various crimes being committed. I can't quite put my finger on it... ...is that how Kyle always holds paper?

[@saturninedays]

I've now finished binging all of your videos again, meaning I have now seen every video at least three times, and to be honest I can't promise not to do it again. Too entertaining 5 me!

[@Noah-cp8bq]

"And the last time somebody lent you money you put it all in a pile on the floor and set it on fire while quoting the Dark Knight" still unable to breath from laughing so hard

[@TuckerJohnson7]

Another Great video as always!! Ive begun to notice a really nice, constant color correction pallet thoughtout your videos. I like it!

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

I clicked on this video thinking it was going to be about the yellow light on a traffic signal... This video was funnier than what I thought it would be!

[@oskarbondesson4936]

3 years and still my favorite.

[@Sasquench]

Poor Steam Greenlight. It was such a great idea at first.

[@yourethatmantis5178]

it was only a good idea on paper and even then people saw problems with it

[@Sasquench]

This is very true, it was always flawed. Valve either wasn't aware that people tend to be people and exploit the hell out of anything they can to make money, or just didn't care. A bit of proper official curation on Greenlight would have done wonders.

[@seancohen339]

it is always the one liners at the end that get me every time

[@greendabre]

Fucking love how natural all these videos feel!

[@WarlordSdocy]

This system would never work, what you need is red light where you pay the developers to start coming up with ideas.

[@yannickmartens2041]

Now I want to see a video of Ethan's arson intervention. Preorder?

[@lee-johndonald1836]

best week ever. its not 2016 anymore. new door monster. new DBZ abridged. new Hellsing abridged. new Log Horizon abridged. (wow i need a life) and over the holidays i bought so many steam games its not even funny anymore.... (i really need a life) YOU GUYS ROCK

[@DoorMonster]

Happy 2017!

[@lee-johndonald1836]

thanks. to you guys too.

[@Magnetised_]

after watching this video about ten times since its release, I think i just now actually understood what was happening.

[@Skaitania]

You guys are ingenious as ever. Happy, new and, above all, a creative year.

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! Happy new year to you too!

[@diamondinvr]

2:04 onward is the Gamestop short in a nutshell

[@Blehblar533]

Another fantastic video guys! Every single one never ceases to put a smile on my face! Keep up the amazing work!

[@flykope9211]

I would absolutely ask “what kind of uses”

[@infinitium8460]

"... You put it all in a big pile on the floor, and set it on fire while quoting the Dark Knight, and now you live here, and I can't help but wonder if this was all part of a big elaborate plan." "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

[@MegaRandomthing]

thank you for the genuine laughter, great start to 2017 :D

[@bestsmolfox]

I subscribed some weeks/months ago, and I must say: only skits to actually make me amused.

[@boilpoil]

I'm surprised your channel doesn't have more subs, because this is some quality entertainment!

[@CassandrasChaos]

Wait did y'all just predict Neon White?!?!

[@thekingofcardboard]

That paper joke at the start is the funniest part of the video.

[@bumblebee7547]

So is your meth career jesse

[@sphoenix41]

One of my favorites for sure

[@hrothgardevaitos8330]

This hits even harder now with all the games coming out that are chopped into pieces, sold unfinished and patched on day one. The yellow light scam he talks about here is practically ethical in comparison.

[@just_jays_life]

Wait, so why haven't you frozen his card in a bag full of water and kept him from doing that? Also (and I am terribly sorry) wouldn't conning almot be a better fit for Ian? *snirk*

[@ChitenBugMan]

Wait, do other people not memorize their card info?

[@LyreLyrePOF]

Im hoping this channel hits atleast 200k subs this year!

[@meepindustries4461]

haha That was great! I only found your channel a week ago, but I've already binge-watched all your videos twice. I might have a problem.

[@tyroncerat6728]

Has.... has there always been music!?!?!? I've watched this like 50 times (ok maybe not 50) and never noticed it

[@eagleeyez1280]

I can’t stop binge watching these videos.

[@toolbot4343]

Steam white light: you pay for ideas and make the game yourself

[@joeysora]

1:20 oh shoot they kinda predicted neon white

[@paulkline1574]

"Well, it's essentially pressed fibers of wood or grass pulp, which is then dried into flexible sheets. It's a very versatile material with a wide range of uses." I'm going to have to use this in my life somehow.

[@defadera_736]

"the last time someone gave you money, you put the in a pile on the floor and set it on fire while quoting the dark knight." holy shit this is genius

[@lowkey4890]

Door monster makes me want to keep on living

[@majorplothole2620]

Gonna be straight with you, some of those greenlight and early access projects I've seen on steam make me think "Oh good, it's Enron: The Video Game"

[@SturkGaming]

This is still one of my favorite videos on the channel.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

A game where you fight dragons but there aren’t any dragons and you spend the whole game searching for dragons that don’t exist.