Eljay's Recap Review: 8594 Jaller and Gukko

[@sapphic_sophie]

That opener was perfect! We've had a running gag in my family about Jaller yelling Takua's name since the movie came out XD

[@artificialcartographer1636]

JALLER STOP! YOU'RE SCARING ME!

[@ChozoFS]

I made a video where I replaced the times Jaller yelled "takua" with "JAAASON" from heavy rain

[@sapphic_sophie]

ATAG Chozo Hahahahaha! Fitting.

[@Lupinemancer87]

ATAG Chozo that's funny cuz the one that voices Takua in the movie is named Jason Michas.

[@senk0san]

Lmao 🤣

[@Foxfisher159]

The new single from Jaller, Takua

[@artificialcartographer1636]

Feat. Takua

[@aurorabergado2431]

Yup

[@curtisleblanc5897]

The only rappers brave enough to diss Jala is the Piraka.

[@WarriorWildhead1337]

*TAKUUUUUUUA!!!*

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

1337er Wildhead *TakuaTakuaTakuaaaaa!!*

[@crayolacolors4689]

Jala stop! You're scaring me!

[@porkchop9542]

Lol

[@porkchop9542]

I

[@speedymango3382]

Do you here that. It's the winds of change.... TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA

[@mizikutsu8060]

The first time Jaller said takuuuaaa it sounds like he is singing

[@zacharyfindley7894]

a new single by jaller , TAKUAA

[@Middlefingestudios1]

that intro freakin had me on the ground when he punched takua XD

[@KBraid]

it's like you knew what my childhood was like with my brother, he always tried to embarrass me by calling out "Takua!" at me.

[@Awakeningspirit20]

Those Matoran actually were remarkably mobile, especially for that time. 2003 was the first year in which I collected all the sets in the Mask of Light line, and I wouldn't be able to do that again until 2007. I got Jaller and Gukko, Makuta, Takanuva, and Takua and Pewku for Christmas in 2003 and I was very excited. I think 2003 was the year I got the most Legos at Christmas.

[@_Nekronos_]

That intro though

[@aurorabergado2431]

Yes

[@MaryGarcia-yz4nh]

Takua: Jaller. I'm here! What is it? Jaller: TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUAAAAAAA! Takua: JALLER STOP! YOU'RE SCARING ME- **get knouck**

[@Toaofvideos]

Ka is Kongu's Gukko, not Jaller's. And there's no mention of the name of the Gukko in the film.

[@EljayJohnsen]

I'm very well aware.

[@toaferon1822]

the name was seen in the book "Makuta's Revenge"

[@reynacamacho7839]

Eljay Johnsen didn’t sound like it

[@MaryGarcia-yz4nh]

Jaller: Takua! Takua: yeah jaller? Jaller: takuaaaa Takuaaaa!

[@t-mobileuser]

0:18 Takua: JALLER STOP! YOU'RE SCARING ME- Jaller: RYUENJIN! (DRAGON FLAME BLADE!) **get punch knocked**

[@jstark1992]

The best parts of the Mask of light are whenever Jaller screams Takuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaa

[@TheMasterChord]

I had this set, but if I recall correctly, I needed my father's help building it. I'm pretty sure it was the most complex Bionicle set I'd had thus far, and it was fun to play around with after it was all put together.

[@jaymenicolato1682]

jaller: TAKUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA takua: yes? jaller? jaller: TAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAA TAKUAAAAAAAA takua: jaller! i'm here! jaller: TAKUAAA! TAKUATAKUATAKUAAA! takua: jaller! stop! you're scaring me! jaller: TAKUA TAKUA TAKUAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! takua: YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! jaller: O_O

[@slappybio1686]

Jayme Nicolato *jaller from jaller appears* :TAKUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAA

[@davidreeder219]

I had all of the 2003 Titan sets as a kid EXCEPT for this one. Looking back on this, my parents probably didn't want their kids (+ brother) to be running around the house with a gun shaped bird (It does kinda look like a gun with the trigger and the handle) so they probably pretended they didn't see this set at Walmart

[@SniperDog5]

X-wing starfighter!

[@soupepe6233]

This entire time I’ve put the head upside down since there’s sliver on the back and on the head

[@BroccoliBrigardist]

I got these terracotta swords but didnt know where from, seems like that flything

[@ballballison3381]

WOW HE'S GOT MORE ROCKS IN HIS HEAD THAN A F*CKING PO MATORAN!!!!!!! LOL xXxDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddd!!!!111111111

[@slappybio1686]

Ball Ballison well that's racist

[@sapphiresonicextras615]

THE FUCK YOU GUST SAY!!!

[@LM-1378]

Wow, I like this set alot more now than when I first saw it.

[@tahutoa]

Its from mask of light. Yeah, the dialogue was awful. The acting, on the other hand wasn't bad. Tahu especially.

[@shinysnover4182]

Takuuua!

[@tahutoa]

ShinySnover You could've been Lava Bones.

[@owenkonsmo1454]

tahutoa Could've been, but I'm not.

[@tahutoa]

Owen Konsmo Oh well, I can dream. >:3

[@faroffgrace5490]

TAKUU - wait, people have already done it.

[@zergozeytin]

I wish they could implement the furriness of the movie version

[@cheesekimbap5703]

XD the comedy is so funny!!!

[@GhabulousGhoti]

Probably my least favorite of the 2003 titans. Which is a really good thing, that this is the worst. '03 had some of the best titans. For some odd reason, the orange pieces by the head came in a light shade of blue for me.

[@MemesToa]

Ghabulous Ghoti Treasure it. It's likely something you will never see again. The rare blued Gukko bird.

[@GhabulousGhoti]

No, it's totally real. I was a tad confused as a kid when my manual showed them in a different color than the pieces I actually got. Also, don't claim you know every set perfectly if you don't know every detail about each copy ever made (and I severally doubt you do, unless you packaged each one yourself). Misprints sometimes happen (White Hunas), odd recolors sometimes happen (Tower of Toa had two variants on the Kraahkan in both '05 gold and '06 gold), and sometimes completely bizarre things happen (extreme case, but there was a report in '02 of someone getting Onua Nua with a few bullet shells in the canister on Mask of Destiny or something). So, it's perfectly reasonable for someone to claim two orange pieces came in blue instead. Hell, I can supply pictures this weekend when I go back to my parent's house if you REALLY believe I'd make up such a specific thing.

[@GhabulousGhoti]

Like I said, the manual displayed the normal colors. Mine just came packaged with the wrong ones. You don't listen very well :P I expected nothing on the web, since is this a mistake and likely didn't happen to more than one shipment. But, like I said before, I'll gladly supply you with photo evidence if that would calm your passive-aggressive ass, kid.

[@WakoDoodle]

@XenBro factory errors are a new concept to you, aren't they?

[@johnperiwinkle9912]

“If you’re not careful with the head-“ *slams head like an Air Stomper*

[@CunningCondor]

We need a DJ Remix of "Takua!"

[@legoroan9866]

T t t Takua T t t t t takua

[@Pattamatt1998]

I remember getting this set when I was younger and not 30 minutes after I finished building it my younger brother smashed it with a plastic baseball bat.

[@meowmersosorio3262]

oh god

[@jgolaf7545]

TheOkayestGamer oh my god

[@MidoriNatsume]

Did you beat him back?

[@zabijsie6428]

Jaller be like: Takua! TAKUA! T a K u A! T A K U A! T. A. K. U. A!!!!!!!

[@SonicJrandSarah]

I remember that this was the only 2003 set that wasn't sold at Wal-Mart. I do not see why it wouldn't have been sold at Wal-Mart when the other 2003 sets were. I had to go to Toys-R-Us to get mine.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

+Eli J. Brony Maybe your local just didn't stock it for lack of room?

[@catpin]

There's also another con that they showing you black pins in Jaller because he didn't put his Red Pins in his red socket only

[@vrks1353]

order of mata nui: KRAKUA!!!!! KRAKUAKRAKUAKRAKUA!!!!!

[@reptile1677]

I just realized something. Take takua rearrange it into akuta slap an m in front a and what do you get? MAKUTA

[@The-last-1]

This dude is basically bionicle jesus, he died, came back, and defeated the pirahka, and so did Jaller

[@t-mobileuser]

Takua: (happy birthday/myo)

[@coolboysocool124]

I LOVE THE ENDING *TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUAAAAAAA*

[@TNTofTNTturntup]

I feel like the beak is a con. If they were going to do Kopaka's sword, they should at least have put it flat side perpendicular to the ground. That way, you could have the two sections of the jaws, and not have them be like flat scissors like they are now.

[@perditusthornatus8498]

While it's a cool set, my biggest complaint is that the combination model you can make from the Nui Jaga (the Kahu bird that Kongu rides) looks more like a bird than the Gukko.

[@hbcreates8355]

I was able to buy this set for $7 and it was 100% complete. A great deal

[@kurokage4440]

Oh man those two's voices in the movie were ridiculous

[@simplylogan93]

Hahaha, Mask of Light reference.

[@toasteve4432]

Eljay, did you do the skit at the beginning or did another TTV member do it? Because in the skit, Takua pronounced Jaller's name as it was spelled, but in the review you pronounced it as "Jala".

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

I think in 2003 they changed their mind about how exposed axle-tips looked. Those became commonplace from then on.

[@chase1146]

when does the movie mention the gukos name

[@EljayJohnsen]

Movie doesn't, but the book "Makua's Revenge" does.

[@OrionDezagrats]

Say, Eljay, do you plan on ever reviewing the various combiners / alternate constructions of the sets? Such as the Tarakava Nui, or the Exo-raptor?

[@EljayJohnsen]

I've addressed this before, but as far as combiners and alternate models go, I've decided to skip them. Reason being is that I don't want to spend a heck of a lot of time on the early ones, and then go to ones from 08 - '10 and break all the joints. It's not worth it in my eyes. =P

[@OrionDezagrats]

Toa Eljay Oh well, maybe one day after you've caught up with the most recent ones. A guy can hope. Thanks for the swift response!

[@cafuneandchill]

Metal Gear Takua

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

cafune and chill Lemme guess, Takua will have a knack for hiding under cardboard boxes?

[@sonofastudstudios4552]

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[@jacpod2046]

I laughed SO hard When i watched that intro! XD Excuse me While i rewatch it until it's not funny anymore.

[@artificialcartographer1636]

STOP IT JALLER YOU'RE SCARING ME!

[@JHEStudios]

nothing gets past the captain of the guards... unless he wishes it

[@aurorabergado2431]

Trigger?

[@dieplun]

best intro joke ever!

[@joelfairchildunderwood9843]

Takuuuuuaaaaaa

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

😩He's got more Rocks in his head than a Po matoran. TAKUAAAAAA! oh takua😤.

[@ThomVercetti]

@@reubenguttenberg7405 Jaller is racist confirmed?

[@Miya.5555]

Dat bronze-ish Lewa Nuva blade and da orange Kopaka sword!

[@theironchicken8196]

Why does he say "Jaller" instead of "Jala" at the beginning?

[@39Lords]

To keep in line the name change.

[@MemesToa]

TheIronChicken Because of a lawsuit against LEGO by the Maori people for disgracing their language by giving various words as names. That's also why the Tohunga were renamed Matoran.

[@theironchicken8196]

***** Yeah, Matoran names were changed. Huki - Hewkii, Jala - Jaller, Maku - Macku, and I think Hali - Hahli. My question was why did he pronounce it with a hard "R"? I thought the pronunciation stayed the same.

[@theironchicken8196]

***** Yeah, I forgot about Tehutti/Tehuti.

[@glukkogobrrr]

Hell yeah, im in Bionicle!!!

[@frankuxa2157]

Takua in google translate is warranty so this takua and jaller in a nutshell will make more sense. Jaller: WARRANTY!!!!! WARrRrrrRrRrAAa@AaaNTTty!!!!

[@beauaadams153]

Jaller: TWILIGHT SPAR....oh shit I mean TAKUA!!!! (if you don't get it look up jaller voice actor).

[@silverfoil8854]

Jaller become Shining Armour.....Okey.

[@gwithianevans]

just saying, the intro still says on the paper 2001 - 2002 - good review aswell, i've got two of this set but i lost the jaller for one of them :(

[@EljayJohnsen]

I know it says that, cause it only says the years I have completed thus far. =P

[@gwithianevans]

oh it's completed years! i see :)

[@apotatoguylikesdogs6761]

RAKYA????

[@AlienBugz]

I tought the gukko was not a bird I tought it was a mosquito

[@bhave242]

that wasn't in the mask of light movie

[@triggerhappy7206]

lewa makes jaller and takua ride a gukko its the scene where takua leaves behind that crab ish pet of his back in the forest

[@LocTran-dg9yr]

I had the Bionicle G2 Skull Villains Commercial before this vid. O.o

[@BionicleKid97]

you keep calling them Katanas. They are not katanas. They are more like sabers because they are top heavy.

[@fanb1536]

he calls them katanas because that's their official names.

[@BionicleKid97]

Damn you LEGO and your improper knowledge on swords!

[@fanb1536]

BionicleKid97 does it really matter that much? it's a fictional toy line with an extremely elaborate story, i seriously doubt they would have cared to know the difference between two very similar swords -_-

[@BionicleKid97]

It's the little details that make story telling better.

[@fanb1536]

yes but still, they're just swords. who knows, maybe in their world they're called katanas? :P

[@Miru_Man]

Is Ka male or female? And it's the Gukko bird Kongu rides in the storyline isn't it?

[@Miru_Man]

***** Than you :)

[@Luka1180]

Ehhh what? I think GoldenMiru was asking about the bird, which is named Ka, not a fan-made type of Matoran... Ka-Matoran doesn't exist in the story @GoldenMiru, I am pretty sure it's a type of Matoran that @Toa Mura made in his headcanon, however the idea of Matoran of Spirits are cool. I don't know what gender Ka was though. Maybe not all Rahi have genders... And yes, Ka is the Gukko that Kongu and Takua rides in the story, in the Mata Nui Online Game, and it is also the same one Takua and Jaller ride in Mask of Light.

[@Miru_Man]

***** thought so thanks

[@Miru_Man]

***** I just checked google as well, the only website I can find talking about ka matoran actually is the non canon one.

[@takuapilot1190]

Another character played by Andrew Francis

[@slappybio1686]

Takuapilot361 ! Andrew who?

[@retrozaid1600]

slappy bio the voice actor for Jaller in Mol

[@libruhmoment6387]

dat intro doe

[@PallysCafe]

I wonder who He was looking for

[@tomsmeIIs]

awesome

[@opticalreality2991]

Jaller has more rocks in his head than a po matoran

[@stankobanko5103]

exposed ball joints were somewhat charming and likable on older sets, but exposed sockets "excluding the thornax launcher" are always annoying and exposed axles are terrible.

[@takuapilot1190]

It looks like and x wing

[@markperl3869]

That's a bird?

[@ToaFshy]

Moar on eBay today!! Smack venom (he does it right?) if you have to!!

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

7/10 set

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

Andrew Francis

[@applesauce1919]

TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA TAKUA

[@Morioka_Morio]

Chikuwaaaa!!!!

[@Blue-Rain]

*TAAAAKUUUUAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@MacAndCheez3]

use the force jalla.

[@zergozeytin]

Worst intro joke EVER

[@williamelliott7809]

F**k

[@thespiderspartian]

Ruka Prod. taku TAKUA!!!!!

[@gruntkiller123]

yeah! bionicle flappy bird!

[@craiggardner4049]

TAKUAAAAAA

[@Windfly8888]

Takuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[@Aedpowell6490]

*TAKUUUUUAAAA!*

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

What are you doing down here alone? We're supposed to be at the Kohli match.

[@zetriaxofficial]

Can anyone let me know how to make a Gukko stand?

[@irontomato3835]

*TAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@Mothbean]

TAAAAAKUUUUAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[@imbored394]

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jamesr.2017]

TAKUAAA!!!!!!!!!

[@bluestreakmike3800]

KOHLI-HEAD YOU COULD'VE BEEN LAVA-BUM!!

[@flurreo]

TAKUUUUUUA TAKUUUUUUUA TAKUUUUUUUA TAKUUUUUUA TAKUUUUA

[@artificialcartographer1636]

JALLER STOP YOU'RE SCARING ME!

[@flurreo]

hits takua

[@flurreo]

..................................

[@aidanorourke1200]

TAKUA

[@cathychisam6789]

lollll 4:18

[@epicfaceguy6837]

Who says "Jaller" anyway. Every bionicle fan says "Jalla"

[@hbcreates8355]

EpicFaceGuy ! I call him Jaller

[@firefly55]

I have got t

[@LinkieLinkGameing]

Jaller is pronounced JA-LUH!

[@MrRe-pg7fj]

Most annoying part of mask of light takuta

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Who's Takuta???

[@nguyenten6877]

TAKUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Neroese1]

*JALA*

[@versus9253]

Memes

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

This set is not to bad, odd looking though