the odyssey books as vines or as i like it, troy story 2 as vines

..either way ody is gonna suffer for 10 hot minutes
is it safe to put this under educational
LO AND BEHOLD, MY FAVORITE GREEK EPIC EVER.
i hope my professors are proud of me lmao i died making this

[@greencyy]

don't read telegony if you like to think odysseus got a happy ending.

[@ymir3030]

Teletubbies😏

[@ymir3030]

Spoiler: He got killed by telegonus and his spear tho. (Source: CIRCE by Madeline Miller)

[@ymir3030]

R.I.P Odysseus's hopes and dreams.

[@emilymarley4505]

*Odysseus deserved better.*

[@greencyy]

@Tina Raunaqe telegony is canon tho my dude

[@satsfallingdown]

Nobody: The cylopses: DAAAD NOBODY'S ESCAPING

[@vatiti9573]

Odysseus as 'Nobody': Hey, ya biatch, my name's Odysseus, remember it. Polyphemus: Ah ah. You're so screwed, fucker.

[@krystaln.5152]

Me: *read like one chapter of the odyssey* Also me: Ah yes. The smarts.

[@broseidon1658]

Athena: *”You should help Odysseus.”* Me: “Nah, Fam.”

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Thats what ya get for stabbing your son right.

[@broseidon1658]

Hades King Of The Underworld Ouch.

[@bloopdeboop1707]

Calypso: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waitin' on you to make me a sandwhich Odysseus: Go back to sleep. *And starve*

[@rosabellelove9]

Hermes looked down from he heavens and smiled.... “THEY PUT ME IN THE VIDEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! yeeEeEeAaaA THATS MY DEVOTED FAN!!”

[@gretablackwell495]

He just wants to be in videos... I don’t make videos but if I did I would gladly include him

[@BestBetterBestest]

"Hermes just wants to be included" is honestly the best headcanon for him

[@Jay-to7yz]

the intro killed me and i have yet to be revived after watching this. i'm more dead than the entire royalty of ithaca. thank you kindly.

[@greencyy]

Jay Dot what a beautiful comment, thank you ^_^

[@ericward8459]

You mean the nobility of Ithaca. If the Royalty died that would mean Odysseus and his kick died.

[@Kimmy0721]

*revives you* Live, bitch

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

This vid has a high concentration of Lego movie clips. *_Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well._*

[@broseidon1658]

*_SPACESHIP._*

[@thechandman11]

troy story 2?!?!? we love a branding and PR QUEEN

[@greencyy]

HAAHAHAHAHHA

[@ymir3030]

Random suggestions: Aenead as vines. Perseus as vines. Theseus as vines. Bellerophon as vines. Atalanta as vines. Jason and the argonauts as vines. The Inferno as vines.

[@graced4844]

please! do the aeneid!

[@gretablackwell495]

YESSSS

[@Hatsternator]

Ymir Peñol Y E S

[@bng_ultra646]

This sounds so specific...

[@sadies8100]

Heracles

[@ymir3030]

Random suggestions 2: The song of Achilles as vines. Circe as vines. Greek mortal women as vines.

[@lenatrask-trafton190]

Please do The Song of Achilles as vines pleeeeaseee I got way too excited about this lol

[@sjbascket2787]

I know the first two, is the last one a book or something? Never heard of it...

[@legorocks9737]

Athena be like: “Everyone else on Olympus is very stupid, and it hurts me deeply.” Ares: “That’s right!” Athena: “yep”

[@Neon_Swing]

“CAPTIAN! LOOK” is one of my favorite videos one the face of the earth and oh my god this… just… this made it so much better, if that’s even possible… my god. IM AT A FAMILY PARTY I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OH MY GOD THIS IS TO AMAZING

[@broseidon1658]

*_CAPTAIN, lOoOoOoOk!!!_*

[@bloopdeboop1707]

Circe: *gives Odysseus animorphs juice* Odysseus: *doesn't transform* Circe: No! That's not how you play the game!

[@fictional-girl_05]

Okay but the "nobody" one is literally perfect

[@estelagrabiel1835]

Odysseus: Please god, just give me ONE good day? Poseidon: Omigod you again? Give it a rest buddy!

[@carrioncrow13]

After reading the Odyssey, I can safely confirm that this is it in a nutshell. The bit with Argos makes me cry every time. ;_;

[@GunnerTheTherian]

In the Emily Wilson translation the first thing Odysseus says to the suitors after revealing his true form is “playtime is over”

[@baymeetsworld97]

I’m not saying this is perfection or anything... But this is perfection

[@greencyy]

THANKYOU!!!

[@egilbert1884]

me: there’s gonna be an elpenor joke this video:

[@myracels1076]

As a classics student im so happy someone finally got it right how it went with the flashback stuff!! Wonderfully accurate, was hilarious! Kinda done with Percy Jackson fans making stuff like this thinking its accurate lol

[@greencyy]

another fellow classics student! the struggle is real :3 thank you :D

[@clickboom1726]

As much as i like the Percy Jacson books, its not real mythology. I think their a fun read, but i much prefer classics. Im always glad to see funny shit like this made for stuff like the Iliad or the oddesy! 😂

[@justanotheryoutuber1498]

I have a 103 degree fever I shouldn't be laughing this much

[@KurowChibifan1]

the mario odyssey references.....really the icing on this perfect cake

[@maryjanepatton4212]

I have to read the Odyessey in class and this is how I'm remembering everything. So ty!!

[@andromedasapphire1814]

*THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THING-*

[@ymir3030]

0:39 explains the TRUTH

[@carab.92]

I appreciate the meme digging that had to be done here lol, subbed

[@d.lan3y]

The Oddesy, or as I like to call it, Troy Story 2: Nobody Will Save You,

[@non-bird-nary2420]

*sees the osp reference* ah, i see you are a man of culture as well

[@fishkittywhiskers5433]

4:49 I CAN´T BREATHE

[@AppleSundays]

LMFAO YES TY this makes my college minor degree in Classical Civilization worth it

[@colecuts6948]

the reading check quizzes i had to take for this book in 9th grade made me want to die

[@satsfallingdown]

There has yet to be a better notification to wake up to

[@milo1842]

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my entire life. thank you so much for blessing my eyes.

[@sticks4632]

How is this not only more accurate, but more entertaining than the whole of troy 2.

[@katherinejung1653]

People: The Odyssey is a story of Odysseus, one of the great Heroes of old. Me: This shit wacky as fuck.

[@literaturefreak2276]

Yessssss this is just what I needed to help get through classes

[@bellaphmone]

the second to last vine with the man screaming woke up my cat sleeping next to me, she had a shocked and scared look on her face

[@crawlingboy]

Hey look hermes helping his great grandson that's sweet

[@qwffy3819]

0:41 THIS ENTIRE SECTION IS AMAZING OMG

[@ymir3030]

Thanks ninja dude, Ive been waiting for this...almost like a graduation gift..thx

[@greencyy]

happy graduation!

[@ymir3030]

Thx alot man.😇

[@darthnemo4241]

You started off with one of my favorite memes. It was literally my ringtone before my phone broke. I am obliged to love you now.

[@graced4844]

i guess the aeneid is troy story 3 then.

[@PrincessShipper]

'Love yourself' Ha. Ha. Hahahaaa *cries in self esteem issues*

[@trinity7349]

Literally every one of these are amazing tysm for this 😂

[@olywilleventuallyanimate9646]

Hermes, drinking his Appy Juice (tm): Hey thats me! Mom I’m famous!

[@epicremixer76]

man, if only i knew who these people were

[@ECGallery1]

Hello overly sarcastic production fans.

[@97Multiphantom]

I’ve been waiting for this!!!

[@sophiehoy1943]

I have an exam in a few days and this has really helped me revise 😂

[@evo_is_confused]

This is perfection.

[@vm6615]

Troy story 2

[@ymir3030]

The Mythology Geek army is here bruhs...😎😎😎

[@yusuftalha9085]

You're channel sir, is overly-underrated.

[@Neon_Swing]

Ok! Suggestion! If it’s possible, I don’t know if you study other mythologies but… Holy hell, Celtic heroes or the Nordic gods as vines that’d be so beautiful.

[@greencyy]

I was actually thinking of doing Gilgamesh next bc I love enki lmao, I LOVE NORSE THO!

[@Neon_Swing]

Oh my god that’d be amazing! We read the end of it in 6th grace when studying Mesopotamia and I just vividly remember staring the teacher dead in the eye and saying: “And that’s why you don’t go questing for immortality from the gods. They will always rip you off.” and her just completely DYING. I made a lot of comments like that, actually. Through most of my classes.

[@dragonhardtgolden8367]

Dear god if that’s not the odyssey in a nutshell I don’t know what is

[@oleempia]

I need a full version of 0:41 Fantastic video by the way

[@inog8766]

This is gold 🙏 Tank you so much 😂😂

[@florenciamartinez9450]

I'm laughing so hard right now😂😂😂😂 this is perfect

[@tay8681]

This is beautiful

[@mikar502]

This is too good to pass up

[@cinthgarden]

TROY STORY 2 OMG IM WHEEZIN-

[@ashfur6719]

I love these so much

[@justme-bb6lk]

TROY STORY 2 I CANT

[@gannumedes71]

Bless your soul I’ve never been so fuckin happy

[@TheSkymaid]

I lost it at charybdis

[@greeensouls9]

6:10 why the water so green i-

[@syissuffering]

oh i caught that reference you can’t fool me

[@naniandrea3344]

Nice i got the jokes on this one cuz we did a theatre play of it

[@killme2781]

4:19 made me snort

[@howdoichangethepicturehelp9809]

I'm laughing my ass off at 3 am because of this I think that should say a lot about me but I have no idea what it actually says

[@robertadigiovanni5006]

You know, I just feel like if they ever make a movie about the Odyssey, Robert Downey Jr should play Odysseus

[@greencyy]

ok but consider sean bean

[@robertadigiovanni5006]

@@greencyy I dunno man, Sean Bean is too much of a Lawful Good or Neutral, while Robert/Odysseus is a straight up Chaotic Neutral

[@stephaniehuber485]

HOLY HELL ITS JOHN MULANY

[@warmbre4d]

WHY AM I A DAY LATE OHNONONONO

[@thstheiassou]

Make the Iliad as vines part 2

[@AlexandraY]

The students from the traditional scientific Lyceums also have to study Latin for alla 5 years just like the ones from the classics Lyceum

[@WateverWatever04]

6:53 *_I cr i e d_*

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

Why is this in my recommendation? I like it, granted. But why?

[@katrinahubler5545]

It's beautiful

[@adamdeardorff9034]

I read the Odyssey in a day once...

[@rowan-priince1860]

Fuck this is too good.

[@derektorres3092]

Hmm Troy story 2 do you happen to know this abbreviation OSP do you P.S Red and Blue Just check the recommended channels It appears you do

[@greencyy]

its an old joke everybody knows iliad is troy story, odyssey is troy story 2, Aeneid is troy story 3!

[@emrys1366]

does this count as studying since I'm doing Classics? 😂

[@greencyy]

((yes))

[@kanyekubrick5391]

1:34 HAHAHAH

[@meghand8682]

Wow there *is* one obligatory disliker!!??

[@witknee684]

Omg. So good.

[@ymir3030]

Lol 0.39

[@artyhet2653]

BRUH ITS 3am and im dying Update:im dead.

[@tobiowithnobrim7723]

pls do the gods as tiktoks my dreams will be fulfilled jesus will ascend

[@greencyy]

:)

[@lenatrask-trafton190]

am I allowed to send this to my English teacher?? we just read the odyssey... but this has ~swears~ 🤔

[@greencyy]

I don’t think he would mind

[@Carffae]

How did I get here

[@louellaalonzo9320]

Can i ask where u read Odyssues?

[@greencyy]

The book called “the odyssey”!

[@louellaalonzo9320]

@@greencyy oh. Did u use links or u bought it?

[@Erika-pq7ip]

No one Mythology lovers 😂😔🤯💖🥵🤠😁

[@genise8408]

Can we be best friends?

[@greencyy]

YES OFC

[@devshrestha9725]

greencyborgninjadude Count me in ❤️❤️❤️ I love ur channel

[@rinacao]

I

[@greencyy]

Rina Cao I

[@lee5706]

tag yrself im 0:28

[@thatjojolesbian]

This actually made me snort with unholy laughter

[@pansexualdisaster]

Troy Story 2....yay! An Overly Sarcastic Productions reference!

[@soyboycowboy]

omfggg this is the content i need