Ellen DeGeneres - Here & Now [Part 2/4]

Ellen's HBO Comedy Special "Here & Now"
Part 2
[2003]

[@mandazzers]

"What about the bangs? Are they shorter? Are the bangs shorter?!...THE BANGS!!" :) Thank you for posting this!

[@GTonton79]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

[@k33lymari3]

I love when shes talking about voicemail, cracks me up everytime

[@zingingzebra]

Ellen is the best! Hilarious! :D

[@VloggerLuke]

"I blame the microwave for most of our problems. Anything that gets that hot without fire that's from the devil." Love It! :P

[@abean34]

I was at this taping of "Here and Now" at the Beacon!! I couldn't stop laughing!! Love her!!

[@azxzn]

I love that she doesn't have to swear or be vulgar in her jokes to be funny. Although the swearing works for a lot of people.

[@dexdex1560]

I never realized it but the colour of Ellen's eyes are such a beautiful blue.

[@AmberSkye11]

One of her best. Great resolution. Thanks for uploading!

[@Clarinetist0409]

I love love love her cell phone bit!! Cracks me up every time!! :)

[@crystals386]

I love you Ellen!

[@miracat53]

Thumbs up if your favorites is overflowing with ellen

[@avanbieber3234]

Her eyes are so adoreble

[@LittleEdensRage]

"ELLEN is not available..." too funny! at 6:05, that looks a lot like diane sawyer laughing lol.

[@jennocana]

i just about choked on my food because i was laughing.... darn when will i learn to not eat or drink something when im watching ellen videos....

[@MelyssaAKASkittlez]

I love the names she pulls out of thin air!

[@BellaTheDramaQueen]

In hong kong the taxi's still have the rolling thing... :) I loved playing with them

[@crichi77]

OMG.....I almost fainted from laughing....she is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! the popcorn joke ....Lord have mercy!!!!!! hahahahahahah

[@A.K_Music]

I LUV the part about yogurt!!!

[@golumolu0]

she is soooooouuuuuuu hilarious!!!!!

[@thekidsofthehouse]

i told my friend the yogurt joke & he laughed forever! xD

[@melissais]

I love Ellen's stand up! Way better than her show!

[@MrLibby321]

great quality!

[@WickerDruid11135]

"Can we not suck anymore?" OMG.. Had to pause. Giggle fits galore hahahaha

[@ownage3pker]

THE BANGS!!!!!???

[@thenicolcervantes]

"Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight. Mamas got the magic of Clorox to" I laughed my ass of on that one xD

[@__Violet._.]

"if people say how are U, they don't mean it! " .... so true, and when U have a bad day, U are being honest and say so ... oh boy, conversations over

[@lezlezzin]

I don't wanna churn butter I just want fresh air.

[@ERstat77]

03:09 is hilarious cause i had that ringtone once, c'mon we all did right?? lol

[@crystalgardner-asher7183]

i love her

[@kiki118866]

i have TBD, im doing a project and texting and watching this. and right now im leaving a comment

[@souleaterisAWESOM10]

omg, at 5:09, her eyes sparkled like crazy!!!!!

[@ellimistiquekrystal]

From 1:44 - 2:06 always happens to me. I'm quiet and something random pops in my head.

[@ray25lee]

Thanks for uploading this; Nice resolution, lengthy. I like how it's ramified into fourths. Thanks, again. :)

[@Jaguar7444]

3:08 might be my new ringtone haha.

[@JesseDoanNguyen27]

I got excited to see Jennifer Beals (Bette in the L word) at 2:24 in the Ellen show. OMG

[@Klawckie47]

wow, she s really cute with that haircut + lovely face rare breed 1/100

[@SoWhatImASlytherin]

9:30 happens for me every english class. seriously.

[@momcubed76]

"Somethin' happen?....I don't have time...." LOL

[@maximumrisk2004]

I am guilty of the Popcorn thing. Though yeah, it is that deliscious. :P

[@hippo50051]

Oh Ellen you are fantastic..

[@BellaTheDramaQueen]

At 13:07 , her eyes sparkle like diamonds...

[@roxy1porche2bandit3]

Note to all my friends: Nobody dare try to hang out with me after I open up yogurt! XD

[@frostyh81]

i miss when Ellen's stand up. I mean I love her show, but it is different.

[@luisferr2001]

not "shooting people" ...it is "shushing" people. she´s on the phone in the street unable to hear the other party, so she´s telling people on the street to be quiet so she can hear her friend tell her about her new haircut.

[@leesha666]

HAHAHAHA best idea !

[@mimicuty3563]

you know.. and that..you know + when u do that thing you know NO ELLEN I DONT KNOW

[@myuhdidas]

She looks like one of the characters on that board game "Guess Who?" lmbo

[@takktakterakk]

9:11- 10:30 ALWAYS happens to me!!

[@wduranko]

wonderful!

[@LE33099]

CAN WE NOT SUCK ANYMORE? Gets me everytime.

[@ClipsFromMyPhone]

"Can we not suck anymore!!"

[@kellycali325]

anything that gets that hot that fast is from the devil xD

[@MsGrindFreak]

The one dislike was Anne Heche

[@christibre218]

2:17 Those eyes. She has beautiful eyes.. And they're SOO SO SOOO intense!!!! Love!!

[@majamiko8837]

sooooo true

[@kaceykat28]

i have a friend named colleen so i showed this to her and she got so pissed

[@baluthebear100]

plus her eyes too ;)

[@xxRoseheartxx1]

2:04 yeah, that happens to me on a regular basis... -.-'

[@MrPrettyBoyLeo]

2:04 LMFAO!

[@lLoveGreen]

Tony's sister must be the one in the crowd laughing :D

[@vredesduifje]

that woman with the HAW HAW HAW HAW... i got sick of it after a while... but ellen keeps me watching!

[@emadjukic]

She should speak on TED!!!

[@goatgirl421503]

yeah i know "shushing is what she actually says. but if you turn on 'captions' it reads on the bottom of the screen "shooting people"

[@judy1112able]

"can we not suck anymore" lol sorry just had too do it

[@goatgirl421503]

3:49 captions: youve got your finger in your ear and you're shooting people on the street xDD

[@kaceykat28]

my microwave takes 45 seconds to light a pocket on fire, now thats the devil.

[@fluffnpuff]

Her joke about ties is funny because now she wears them on her talk show. I like the old Ellen better---this Ellen---better.

[@amandajohnsonmusic]

pause at 14:50

[@letsgogorls]

Hahaha my mum used to have the ringtone that she's singing at 3:08! Most annoying sound ever

[@Chocolatensexy72]

Funny!

[@rebeccam2]

yo this shits fucking hilarious

[@emilyandthesea]

"I blame the microwave for most of our problems. Anything that gets that hot without fire - that's the Devil. If you don't believe me, you put a Hot Pocket in there for three or four minutes, pop that thing in your mouth - if that's not hell, ladies and gentleman, I don't know what is."

[@baluthebear100]

00:17 she kinda looks like (Allison Mack) --> Chloe from smallville ;D

[@thenameisethang]

I just realized something. I'm 16 years old and I have never rolled up a window using a crank. I don't even know why I say "roll up the window." There's no rolling involved?

[@crystalgardner-asher7183]

peace

[@verydenise]

i let my blowdryer cord untwist :)

[@MrGermanJF]

do you know the part with the woman from the audience says "youre lookin great in these pans" where is it?

[@Steph0005]

dilididididi didididii dilidididi dididi didi!

[@bigbangclang]

what song was that the ring tone one

[@327bran]

where the hell is part three???

[@Ninjajenniferrx3]

0 dislikes :)

[@TrueElemental]

@ at 2:10 what song is that? Can anyone tell me plz?

[@kristenginefra9132]

13:46

[@PeterFormaini]

Can we not SUCK anymore???? :D

[@pgfnj0279]

LOL - can we not suck anymore?!?

[@kiwi_crush_]

2:05

[@Tindra456]

is that Jennifer Beals at 2:16-2:19? if not, they look very alike

[@Illiterat22]

Robin Roberts

[@BellaTheDramaQueen]

I just realized that it was called a crank... oh well

[@pokelover02]

isn't it mustard or avocado green? when she mentions the phones.. just sayin. 6:53

[@0AllMyVoices0]

CAN WE NOT SUCK ANYMORE?! LOL

[@VBLACK]

of course.. coz of the hair right :)

[@luigiandmekillit]

mmm, no I just opened up some yogurt ROFL

[@bateskylee]

Why would you ask that... ?

[@xxRoseheartxx1]

14:48 ...well, we know Something she learned from Jim Carrey. =)

[@93MJessica]

I hate that!! When I worked at Dq they would order everything and then say, '...And a Diet Coke.' SMH.

[@xRaspberryFandubsx]

ELLEN is not available xDD

[@aeonaqua]

That's not Jennifer Beals.

[@memoriedream]

delititi DELELILI DEDETITI DELITITITI!

[@xxMartaGBrancoxx]

pahahahahahaahha 2:05

[@videofan77]

we suck! Whooooo! ^.^