Ellen DeGeneres - Here & Now [Part 4/4]

Ellen's HBO Comedy Special "Here & Now"
Part 4/4
[2003]

[@JakobTennisMB]

Ellen is the only clean comedienne that can make me laugh to tears :D. I love her!

[@InterntExplorer]

the way she brought it back to procrastination at the end...the whole routine was a thing of beauty!

[@OwlEye2010]

Ellen's just earned a great spot on my Top Five Favorite Comedians list. :D

[@Soul_Path_Acolyte]

I haven't laughed my stomach full for a long time ... Thanks for video... I love you Ellen...

[@mitzi32996]

wow her song puns were so impressive she's a GENIUS

[@baluthebear100]

I love it when Ellen laughs(small giggle) at her own jokes after she's done saying them ;D

[@DiminishedAC]

I have watched every part of this and have typed down 26 words of my 1000 word essay due tomorrow. Thank you, Ellen :)

[@existenceisrelative]

I swear, this whole show is a minor masterpiece.

[@ERstat77]

the best thing about ellen is that you can totally relate to everything she is talking about!!

[@S4L4DS]

Procrastinate now! Don't put it off! and that's exactly what im doing by watching ellen. Mission accomplished!!

[@cbacreative]

The part with the bathroom tissue is sooo true!!! LOL! The best stand up ever!

[@athen8989]

My first time watching Ellen Degeneres and I ended up watching this entire series xDDD love it

[@Animus69]

I love how, in every stand-up she does, she brings the subject from the beginning into the ending.

[@dearie_dawn]

I like Ellen's singing!! :D

[@golumolu0]

1 dislike?! GOD! HOW CAN ANYBODY DISLIKE THIS LOVELY WOMEN!!!!!

[@ItsTheCleverIdiot]

Ellen does 'awkward' faces so well, lol!

[@SandraSealySeawomanBDS]

Ellen has GREAT taste in music...Love me some Salt & Pepa. :)

[@BeverlyDawson829]

It seems like the entire routine was about me, hahaha which is why she is so funny, she jokes and speaks about things everyone has either gone through or will. LOVE ME SOME ELLEN!

[@gleekout26]

I laughed so hard when I watched this, I had to stop a couple of times just to catch my breath

[@Shoss0405]

whenever i get to my computer there's always a video of ellen to watch. that's my procrastination problem.

[@eighthweasley77]

I laughed SOOOOOO HARD throughout this ENTIRE show! I had people telling me to shut up from outside.....I forgot my windows were open.....

[@sophisticatedbadgurl]

She is so silly! "Is that blood?? Hahaha! I'm bleeding. Isn't that funny? Can someone help me find my eye?" LMAO! That part really got me

[@bllybao]

OMG, the 'find my eye' part nearly kill me, it's so funny. love her

[@shaurora26]

"Can U help me find my eye"!?? lol I love ellen!

[@xxRoseheartxx1]

2:25 Ellen just killed me with her awesomeness... xDDD

[@bluehairedfreak48]

Omg! I adore her. I can totally relate to her, and I'm sure. I'm not the only one, plus what makes her even better is that she is like best mates with Taylor swift who is like one of my favourite people in the whole world! Aside my mum x

[@kischilly33]

Unbelievably amazing.

[@pohsideuhn]

I love that she's hilarious without being vulgar like so many comics that get HBO specials.

[@eduardot64]

"..there's Nancy..That's not Nancy!!" She is hilarious! This had me in TEARSS

[@JazzyHarley22]

Laughed so hard I had tears xD This is why we love Ellen :D Good clean comedy and lots of laughter :D

[@toysoldierivana]

who doesnt love ellen ?

[@GojyotheFeared]

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off!" Holy shit, I have been living my whole life like that!

[@kurtisflyer]

Omg Ellen i love you!!!!

[@geoffreyvaughn]

she waits for the joke. i love her.

[@hockeyqueen]

This just proves that all human beings have the same tendencies lol Ellen is awesome!

[@mitch1470]

Lmao I was supposed to be doing homework but instead watched this. Worth it.

[@abigailkrauss437]

I like how shes a nice clean comedian who just talks about life (:

[@The5T1N9R4Y]

watched this while procrastinating :)

[@nicolehunziker7138]

another good procrastination session! never get tired of watching this :)

[@KenyanBunnie]

Ellen really loves SnP Shoop! Have they ever been on her show?!!??

[@dramasandro]

I think the most hilarious part is the one with the waving =D haha xD

[@sevrige]

"That's all we have is Here and Now. And that's why procrastination feels so right."

[@jesstierney3059]

what kind of person could possibly dislike this????? oooo

[@robagor]

i still love this!

[@hannahkells1234]

she is killing me!!!! and i think i may have woken my housemates up from laughing so much

[@JosephCecilSmith]

🌎💚♥️💜💙💚💛💜💚💜♥️🌍 ♥️Portia&Ellen!‼️💚💙💜♥️💟 💚Gorgeously Lovely!‼️♥️💟 🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌎

[@sashapeachycakes]

i love her soooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kpooro]

Lol..the eye joke was the One. Hahaha..almost suffocated in laughter

[@miracat53]

thumbs up if her best funny moments led you to a search for the whole thing

[@farahalsaadi7411]

She is honestly AMAZINGG !!!! First time I honestly laugh this hard XD

[@ToriLeeGendari]

Lmfao "that one time you trip and it sucks the coolness out of you". so true. That's why sometimes I avoid wearing heels

[@traveler317]

lol i love her laugh when getting hurt

[@JayEnrique]

Only few people reached the 4th part. I am one of the people who reached it. I am proud of myself.

[@MicStudija]

Tears of laughter!

[@TheMorbidSideOfMusic]

"You don't want that theere?! Why would you wipe my spittle away?" I FREAKING DIED.

[@DustSeeker163]

ELLEN IS A GENIUS!@

[@golumolu0]

she is just sooouuuuuuuu hilarious!!!!!!

[@basicallyYOURgay]

i love in part one 'is it peas?' ahahahahahhahahah I DIED!

[@arc27]

Oh man, when they played "Beautiful Day" at the end it totally took me back to 2003. At this point I'm supposed to say I'm sentimental but that was a terrible year (e.g. Iraq War) and I hope some of you agree!

[@skhethumaqubela1477]

hahahahahahaha i love Ellen so much. she is the best.

[@nicolerodriguez1590]

WHY WOULD YOU WIPE MY SPITTLE AWAY? LMFAOOOOO

[@jakari82008]

the 4th part is the best haha......lmfao

[@musicianarchie]

i love elleeeeeeen... laughed.. laughed.... ellleeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.. i laughed

[@mexicanboy1618]

She is amazing. She actually talks about lots of subjects, unlike so many comedians, EXAMPLE - George Lopez, he's funny but he can't make a joke without making the remark that he's Mexican. And she knows how to keep it funny but clean, it's hilarious but still appropriate. Most comedians have this idea that to keep things funny they have to relate to sex or swearing every other word, Ellen sees beyond that and I admire her for that.

[@DinoAgent69]

I can relate to every single thing she said.

[@S4L4DS]

every time i open a bathroom door now i think about that "disease-ridden door handle" hahahahaha

[@dipanjoli]

I LOVE HER....

[@ihugtheworld]

thank you Ellen!! I so needed that laugh!

[@BeeKee404]

what ellen says isnt just hilarious. its also TRUE TRUE TRUE! amen to ellen! :) love u ellen!

[@andreea140794]

I know :)) that's amazing and funny , I love Ellen :D

[@MsGrindFreak]

2nd best conclusion ever!

[@rebeccam2]

Funniest part, I was legit dying

[@samperez5]

The running thing, best joke ever in life of jokers, even the card jokers.

[@melissais]

i love Ellen

[@ibrahimmn27]

Ellen I love youuuuuu!

[@EVARUA2]

she is great

[@maryam65650]

she is my idol

[@sladunkaAa]

"why would you wipe my spitle away?"Iegitly pissed myself when i herd it xD

[@scaringmom]

2:38 NANCY!!!!!!!!!!

[@ambcompo09]

"It's so clean and shiny!"

[@jesearle3]

when she tripped i died lol

[@vbboynnj]

Why would you wipe my spittle away...love it!!!

[@anthonyplz1]

Oral essay Bringing that thesis back to the conclusion [What education.....?!]

[@wj2713]

she did some voices i ve never heard from her before lol

[@MissFumbles]

Wow.. this is well written comedy

[@ray25lee]

God, that sounds frickin' psychotic; "AHAHAHAHAHA, I lost my eye! HAHAHA!" XD Love it.

[@boricuadelight]

Bam! It's so nice and shiny! oh look i'm bleeding... can anyone help me find my eye?? hahah so great

[@abigailkrauss437]

The whole part with Nancy had me dying.

[@pgfnj0279]

She tripped? Oh no, she was walking......oh look she tripped, YOU TRIPPED! LOL

[@melanieenglert931]

The whole tripping over something bit at 4:25 was done by Carlin in the 70s, only he said, "Not me, there's a fucking boulder in the road!"

[@HeidiLittle]

Ellen. Love you my friend ! Heidi Little :)

[@mosalie3745]

Jeez my ribs hurt so much! " Weird stuff happening inside" ROFL!!!!!

[@Arian.Augustin]

6:20 i cried so hard XD

[@kernondacob]

Like Brian Regan :) They both are my favorites.

[@sharibtwelve]

". . . if i had a hammer . . . " ha ha ha ha!

[@janitali]

the 2 people who disliked this were laughing so hard that they accidently hit the dislike button

[@electricmagnetic]

this whole show would make a great presidential speech ;)

[@rinnano1519]

She's genius

[@xxladybug94]

haha ellen rapping xD

[@sheren_b]

Can we take a moment to appreciate 13:47 . Damn.