Ellen Degeneres-TheBeginning-Part 6

Part 6 of the seemingly neverending Ellen stand-up! Ellen rox!

[@ALEXXFR3AK]

i love how she's so damn funny without being dirty and cursing all the time.. true talent love love love loveeee ellen =)

[@1UPwrangler]

this is one of the most brilliant stand up routines ever. From beginning to end I have to give her credit. Once my son and I both woke up at 3am for no real reason and we watched this. It's a good memory. We were crying laughing. We still quote this to this day. "oh really you have to go to work early? BYYYY Mennon!"

[@AtlasBlizzard]

"And what's going on right here? What's happening right there? Huh? I'll tell you, nothing." LOL!

[@SammmeeBee]

"A lot of energy, a lot of energy, a lot of energy and look at my face. Nothing happening...might want to check in every once in a while." Love it!!

[@katiemayparsons7909]

I am completly staight, and I truly LOVE this woman!!! :) She is soo insperational and I love everything that she stands for

[@BritneyAngel911]

Laughed so hard I cried!! I just love Ellen XD

[@thirstysophia]

LOVE and respect for that woman!!! haha she's so awesome.

[@monstermash654]

"Wheredja come up with that little technique? did you make it up?......I thought so, dont do it, ok.." hahaha I love Ellen

[@screamforvivi]

She is just too funny. I was laughing the whole time.

[@PancakesS9WAFFLES3]

OMG she is my Idol she is funny.... and an amazing person.....she has so much courage for coming out... in a time when most people didind accept it.... I love you ellen

[@CeEstMoi]

It's so cute when Ellen laughs about herself!

[@drewqq]

This show took some time to get on its feet--Ellen looked nervous and scattered. But it hit the middle and it was classic, amazing Ellen. You could see exactly the point she started having fun.

[@kalaciathompson1585]

i am 100% person straight but dammit I LOVE ELLEN!!! SHE'S AMAZING !!

[@Taliasaurus]

I love how she says stuff that we're all afraid to say XD

[@MansProfils]

"You might wanna check in once in a while" LOL

[@solseppies]

"Thats my Assssssssss" LOVE HER! Congrats on your Wedding! XxXxX

[@oxtuckian]

I have totally enjoyed watching all 6, hope that 7 comes soon, you've made my day!

[@karolinahes]

"A picture of Jesus on the beach with a t-shirt that says 'my parents created the universe and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' " :D LMAO, she is just too funny!

[@SuperMraugust]

I love her laugh!

[@kukume11]

i tell you... nothing!! lol XD shes the best!!

[@1000FeatheredOwl]

mighty fine seats ya got there.. buahaha too good! she's just like my aunt. I swear she is.

[@Luna_tattoos_uk]

mom, dad this is billy ! we are in love hah omg i cant stop laughing !!! i can imagine the pictures of the goat and jesus lol love you ellen xxxxxxxxx

[@werty703]

lmao "i'm gonna walk away..... AND THAT'S MY ASS!!" i love her she's hilarious

[@curlsrocck]

I totally do the 'ASS FACE.' =D LOL love ELLEN!

[@xschlen]

"yes i know im biting my lip its to keep from laughing !" "where'd you come up with that little technique? did you make that up? so don't do it. okay." hahahahah

[@jescilla]

'these ppl scare me..n they think we're weird' that's so true!

[@emi90210]

"I can´t even imagine dating a goat" TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[@photoxinthesis]

what she says is soooo true.

[@TheMightyWoosh]

Loooook at US! We are HHHHHotttttt! I love her!

[@izzyrox2000]

"my parents created the universe and all I got was this lousy tshirt" haha

[@bummercucumber]

I love her.

[@Quel230]

hahaha ellen is so fanny! i love her

[@AbbyNCIS93]

My favorite saying is at 9:55.Jeues on a pony with a cowboy hat. lol that was so funny

[@RexGanymede]

"mighty fine seat'cha got there." l.o.l. i think she was quoting Richard Pryor when she said that.

[@AthenaGM]

..mom, dad.. this is Billy!. LOL AGM

[@Velocity98]

Mah ass looks FAB-U-LOUS!! Oh My God, i cant breath im laughing so hard!!

[@ebe10]

mom dad this is nilly...we are in love!!

[@mzsexychiquita]

THAT ONE LADY IN THE AUDIENCE IS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF. ANYONE ELSE HEAR HER AFTER EVERY JOKE ELLEN SAY.

[@britchesiscool]

My uncle just pulled that comment on my at Thanksgiving. We were talking about gay marriage (I'm a supporter amongst a family extremely conservative non-supporters) and he said "the next think you know people will be marrying their dogs!" I think I'm going to email him this segment. :D

[@TheWondermonk]

GOAT! Hilarious!

[@SaraCrooks]

hahah "i love you you GOAT!"

[@sookala]

"lotta energy, lotta energy, lotta energy... nothin'"

[@ItalianCaliBoi]

THE GOD RANT = HILARIOUS!! :-)

[@Fila007]

go Ellen GO!!!

[@kingsasshi]

That's a mighty fine seat you got there ;)

[@twinklewonderkid91]

She isn't making fun of God she's just doing a comedy routine which I find hard to believe anyone could find offensive. Honestly I think God would be glad tht she's seeing the lighter side of life and making ppl laugh.

[@jpanderson06]

Dane Cooks Atheist sneeze skit is pretty funny =) talking about how he says god bless you

[@fragileth1ng]

i'm so gonna put that on a shirt!

[@VBLACK]

That fills the space of Tony ;)

[@MrsLovettMyLoves]

you no whats going on there??? yeh nothing lmaoooooooooo

[@JosephCecilSmith]

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[@badeendenliefde]

I love you... you... goat!

[@x0xkweenx0x]

ahaha the butt clenching.

[@shanex36]

ass face lol super hilarious

[@elph98]

not a problem. dont worry about it at all.

[@Britishsuperstar]

Walked away, came back and first thing I hear is 'oh I love you, you goat'. Very confused.

[@jessicadelfrade]

picture of jesus with a pony n a cowboy hat!!! lol

[@Takashiian]

i kinda guessed she would call it billy before she said it :D

[@MJsGuardAngel]

The best part is all the way up to 1:20!!!!stop me if i'm, lying!

[@wiccagirl24]

We live in a world that is over crowded and over populated, where children grow up in foster care or orphanages because they don't have families. We live in a world where people are living longer and our natural resources are being used up. So people not having kids is a good thing, not a bad one.

[@movei123]

lol! "that's my assssss."

[@icebud]

"I don't want to marry goat. I really don't."

[@maloryxblue]

The captions should really be worked on. I

[@archivesbc]

She must have really been hit for those religion jokes... they're really good!

[@HisBlessed503]

...I don't want to marry a goat...runny on a beach holding hands with a goat...LOL!!! That is funny...

[@spiderdudesuper]

Is it ok to marry a Donkey? just kidding,,,,The Donkey isn't ready for that kind of commitment.... : D :D : D

[@xenafan15]

i agree!

[@playswitsquirls]

Sir Isaac Newton had claimed that his cosmic system proved beyond doubt the existence of an intelligent, omniscient and omnipotent creator, who was obviously "very well skilled in Mechanics and Geometry."

[@Stardust_7273]

I'm grateful I live in CT because it's one of the two current states that allow gay marriage. I'm bi but I know if I ever do get married, it would be to a woman.

[@wintertrance]

"Pictures of Jesus on a beach with a t-shirt that says 'My parents created the universe and all I got is this lousy t-shirt'" ROFL

[@NicoleWardMusic]

The ass face. XD

[@itsnotopera27]

I may not agree with her on a lot of things, but she is pretty funny.

[@RichardHamilton2014]

She's great .. she has funny bones !

[@casanovahagfish]

It's just because California's so big. I mean, it takes up the whole damn coast. There's a lot of room for people to disagree. The Bay area is where the most supporters are. It's like a heaping pile of love. But get up toward Sacramento or down further south, and it's nonexistent. :\

[@Squall17]

"my parents created the universe and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

[@helenHeller01]

"Billy".

[@makegana]

whats going on right there? huh? ill tell ya wat NOTHING!!! XDDDDDD

[@shaaae]

I love Iowa now. End of story.

[@nyyankee488]

i would have lost it even more if she said "compANIMAL"

[@jessicadelfrade]

i met GOD!..... what a great day that was!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@morbiddenflower]

that's my asssssssss XD, fabulous!

[@gris126]

A lot of energy, a lot of energy, a lot of energy. Look at my face, nothing going on...

[@raeganhooten8203]

ooo i want to go to gods house to, shit i can't belive i missed the invite

[@LadySayeh]

me and my loving goat.......dont u eat that section i havent read that yet..no dont, oh come here i love u goat......or meeting the parents, this is billy

[@Aiyuri100]

lol the ass expression. lol

[@xxRoseheartxx1]

'dats my azzzzz...' XD

[@thisAlexaplans]

I don't like that they advertise it either, but think about it: everyone does. Most of the time you guess that someone is gay because of the way they dress or act, right? In the same way you guess that they are straight. Either by their dress/actions or lack of gay-indicating dress/actions.

[@justinlovespastry]

Check out her God skit from the 80s. Search Ellen standup on KZbin it's her first tv appearance

[@Ruffian123Forever]

@Arneilla Any person can choose to do good or bad things. But it all traces back to your core values; I'm not trying to convert, but I'm defending my religion of choice. I'm saying that yes, there are fanatics! In every religion; we can't forget Norway, nor can we forget the Twin Towers. But all I ask is that we look back at our own values and determine what i really is that drives us to do this, this, and that.

[@lerigsby96]

@advancedplacement1 Im loving God and standing proud of it. Have a great day and God Bless!

[@haparice]

that one lady in the audience laughs SO LOUD...

[@Hannanball13]

im trying to watch 100 ellen vids. full vid10:10 start:11:20am end:11:31am #70

[@bridge2nowhere]

I'm gonna walk awaaaaaaaay......and that's my ASS!

[@hemyanable]

سبحان الله عما يشركون

[@ChaosMagic]

@mzsexychiquita omg i have heard her before and thought no one noticed hahaha her laugh makes me laugh :p

[@ILoveDeRossi]

im gonna walk awayyy...AND THATS MY ASS

[@ray25lee]

People DO marry animals. A 9-year-old girl married a dog. Someone also married a goat. There was a cow and horse in there, somewhere, too. Seriously; Look it up.

[@Nicol3ie]

whats going on right here? ill tell ya, nothin! hahaha

[@milorivard]

2:06 Did you hear? Someone said "El"... I thought that it was her mother :p

[@Sixen1993]

Lucky for Ellen she found Portia... could've ended up with a goat!