Part 6 of the seemingly neverending Ellen stand-up! Ellen rox!
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@ALEXXFR3AK17 жыл бұрын
i love how she's so damn funny without being dirty and cursing all the time.. true talent love love love loveeee ellen =)
@1UPwrangler13 жыл бұрын
this is one of the most brilliant stand up routines ever. From beginning to end I have to give her credit. Once my son and I both woke up at 3am for no real reason and we watched this. It's a good memory. We were crying laughing. We still quote this to this day. "oh really you have to go to work early? BYYYY Mennon!"
@AtlasBlizzard8 жыл бұрын
"And what's going on right here? What's happening right there? Huh? I'll tell you, nothing." LOL!
@SammmeeBee14 жыл бұрын
"A lot of energy, a lot of energy, a lot of energy and look at my face. Nothing happening...might want to check in every once in a while." Love it!!
@katiemayparsons790912 жыл бұрын
I am completly staight, and I truly LOVE this woman!!! :) She is soo insperational and I love everything that she stands for
@BritneyAngel91111 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I cried!! I just love Ellen XD
@thirstysophia14 жыл бұрын
LOVE and respect for that woman!!! haha she's so awesome.
@monstermash65417 жыл бұрын
"Wheredja come up with that little technique? did you make it up?......I thought so, dont do it, ok.." hahaha I love Ellen
@screamforvivi16 жыл бұрын
She is just too funny. I was laughing the whole time.
@PancakesS9WAFFLES316 жыл бұрын
OMG she is my Idol she is funny.... and an amazing person.....she has so much courage for coming out... in a time when most people didind accept it.... I love you ellen
@CeEstMoi13 жыл бұрын
It's so cute when Ellen laughs about herself!
@drewqq14 жыл бұрын
This show took some time to get on its feet--Ellen looked nervous and scattered. But it hit the middle and it was classic, amazing Ellen. You could see exactly the point she started having fun.
@kalaciathompson15857 жыл бұрын
i am 100% person straight but dammit I LOVE ELLEN!!! SHE'S AMAZING !!
@Taliasaurus14 жыл бұрын
I love how she says stuff that we're all afraid to say XD
@MansProfils14 жыл бұрын
"You might wanna check in once in a while" LOL
@solseppies16 жыл бұрын
"Thats my Assssssssss" LOVE HER! Congrats on your Wedding! XxXxX
@oxtuckian17 жыл бұрын
I have totally enjoyed watching all 6, hope that 7 comes soon, you've made my day!
@karolinahes13 жыл бұрын
"A picture of Jesus on the beach with a t-shirt that says 'my parents created the universe and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' " :D LMAO, she is just too funny!
@SuperMraugust13 жыл бұрын
I love her laugh!
@kukume1115 жыл бұрын
i tell you... nothing!! lol XD shes the best!!
@1000FeatheredOwl16 жыл бұрын
mighty fine seats ya got there.. buahaha too good! she's just like my aunt. I swear she is.
@Luna_tattoos_uk17 жыл бұрын
mom, dad this is billy ! we are in love hah omg i cant stop laughing !!! i can imagine the pictures of the goat and jesus lol love you ellen xxxxxxxxx
@werty70315 жыл бұрын
lmao "i'm gonna walk away..... AND THAT'S MY ASS!!" i love her she's hilarious
@curlsrocck16 жыл бұрын
I totally do the 'ASS FACE.' =D LOL love ELLEN!
@xschlen13 жыл бұрын
"yes i know im biting my lip its to keep from laughing !" "where'd you come up with that little technique? did you make that up? so don't do it. okay." hahahahah
@jescilla16 жыл бұрын
'these ppl scare me..n they think we're weird' that's so true!
@emi9021016 жыл бұрын
"I can´t even imagine dating a goat" TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
@photoxinthesis16 жыл бұрын
what she says is soooo true.
@TheMightyWoosh14 жыл бұрын
Loooook at US! We are HHHHHotttttt! I love her!
@izzyrox200012 жыл бұрын
"my parents created the universe and all I got was this lousy tshirt" haha
@bummercucumber14 жыл бұрын
I love her.
@Quel23014 жыл бұрын
hahaha ellen is so fanny! i love her
@AbbyNCIS9313 жыл бұрын
My favorite saying is at 9:55.Jeues on a pony with a cowboy hat. lol that was so funny
@RexGanymede17 жыл бұрын
"mighty fine seat'cha got there." l.o.l. i think she was quoting Richard Pryor when she said that.
@AthenaGM17 жыл бұрын
..mom, dad.. this is Billy!. LOL AGM
@Velocity9812 жыл бұрын
Mah ass looks FAB-U-LOUS!! Oh My God, i cant breath im laughing so hard!!
@ebe1016 жыл бұрын
mom dad this is nilly...we are in love!!
@mzsexychiquita13 жыл бұрын
THAT ONE LADY IN THE AUDIENCE IS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF. ANYONE ELSE HEAR HER AFTER EVERY JOKE ELLEN SAY.
@britchesiscool15 жыл бұрын
My uncle just pulled that comment on my at Thanksgiving. We were talking about gay marriage (I'm a supporter amongst a family extremely conservative non-supporters) and he said "the next think you know people will be marrying their dogs!" I think I'm going to email him this segment. :D
She isn't making fun of God she's just doing a comedy routine which I find hard to believe anyone could find offensive. Honestly I think God would be glad tht she's seeing the lighter side of life and making ppl laugh.
@jpanderson0612 жыл бұрын
Dane Cooks Atheist sneeze skit is pretty funny =) talking about how he says god bless you
@fragileth1ng15 жыл бұрын
i'm so gonna put that on a shirt!
@VBLACK12 жыл бұрын
That fills the space of Tony ;)
@MrsLovettMyLoves13 жыл бұрын
you no whats going on there??? yeh nothing lmaoooooooooo
Walked away, came back and first thing I hear is 'oh I love you, you goat'. Very confused.
@jessicadelfrade15 жыл бұрын
picture of jesus with a pony n a cowboy hat!!! lol
@Takashiian15 жыл бұрын
i kinda guessed she would call it billy before she said it :D
@MJsGuardAngel16 жыл бұрын
The best part is all the way up to 1:20!!!!stop me if i'm, lying!
@wiccagirl2416 жыл бұрын
We live in a world that is over crowded and over populated, where children grow up in foster care or orphanages because they don't have families. We live in a world where people are living longer and our natural resources are being used up. So people not having kids is a good thing, not a bad one.
@movei12316 жыл бұрын
lol! "that's my assssss."
@icebud14 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to marry goat. I really don't."
@maloryxblue13 жыл бұрын
The captions should really be worked on. I
@archivesbc17 жыл бұрын
She must have really been hit for those religion jokes... they're really good!
@HisBlessed50316 жыл бұрын
...I don't want to marry a goat...runny on a beach holding hands with a goat...LOL!!! That is funny...
@spiderdudesuper15 жыл бұрын
Is it ok to marry a Donkey? just kidding,,,,The Donkey isn't ready for that kind of commitment.... : D :D : D
@xenafan1516 жыл бұрын
i agree!
@playswitsquirls15 жыл бұрын
Sir Isaac Newton had claimed that his cosmic system proved beyond doubt the existence of an intelligent, omniscient and omnipotent creator, who was obviously "very well skilled in Mechanics and Geometry."
@Stardust_727315 жыл бұрын
I'm grateful I live in CT because it's one of the two current states that allow gay marriage. I'm bi but I know if I ever do get married, it would be to a woman.
@wintertrance17 жыл бұрын
"Pictures of Jesus on a beach with a t-shirt that says 'My parents created the universe and all I got is this lousy t-shirt'" ROFL
@NicoleWardMusic13 жыл бұрын
The ass face. XD
@itsnotopera2715 жыл бұрын
I may not agree with her on a lot of things, but she is pretty funny.
@RichardHamilton201414 жыл бұрын
She's great .. she has funny bones !
@casanovahagfish15 жыл бұрын
It's just because California's so big. I mean, it takes up the whole damn coast. There's a lot of room for people to disagree. The Bay area is where the most supporters are. It's like a heaping pile of love. But get up toward Sacramento or down further south, and it's nonexistent. :\
@Squall1717 жыл бұрын
"my parents created the universe and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"
@helenHeller0116 жыл бұрын
"Billy".
@makegana16 жыл бұрын
whats going on right there? huh? ill tell ya wat NOTHING!!! XDDDDDD
@shaaae15 жыл бұрын
I love Iowa now. End of story.
@nyyankee48810 жыл бұрын
i would have lost it even more if she said "compANIMAL"
@jessicadelfrade15 жыл бұрын
i met GOD!..... what a great day that was!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
@morbiddenflower15 жыл бұрын
that's my asssssssss XD, fabulous!
@gris12612 жыл бұрын
A lot of energy, a lot of energy, a lot of energy. Look at my face, nothing going on...
@raeganhooten820312 жыл бұрын
ooo i want to go to gods house to, shit i can't belive i missed the invite
@LadySayeh17 жыл бұрын
me and my loving goat.......dont u eat that section i havent read that yet..no dont, oh come here i love u goat......or meeting the parents, this is billy
@Aiyuri10013 жыл бұрын
lol the ass expression. lol
@xxRoseheartxx112 жыл бұрын
'dats my azzzzz...' XD
@thisAlexaplans15 жыл бұрын
I don't like that they advertise it either, but think about it: everyone does. Most of the time you guess that someone is gay because of the way they dress or act, right? In the same way you guess that they are straight. Either by their dress/actions or lack of gay-indicating dress/actions.
@justinlovespastry13 жыл бұрын
Check out her God skit from the 80s. Search Ellen standup on KZbin it's her first tv appearance
@Ruffian123Forever13 жыл бұрын
@Arneilla Any person can choose to do good or bad things. But it all traces back to your core values; I'm not trying to convert, but I'm defending my religion of choice. I'm saying that yes, there are fanatics! In every religion; we can't forget Norway, nor can we forget the Twin Towers. But all I ask is that we look back at our own values and determine what i really is that drives us to do this, this, and that.
@lerigsby9612 жыл бұрын
@advancedplacement1 Im loving God and standing proud of it. Have a great day and God Bless!
@haparice15 жыл бұрын
that one lady in the audience laughs SO LOUD...
@Hannanball1314 жыл бұрын
im trying to watch 100 ellen vids. full vid10:10 start:11:20am end:11:31am #70
@bridge2nowhere13 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna walk awaaaaaaaay......and that's my ASS!
@hemyanable13 жыл бұрын
سبحان الله عما يشركون
@ChaosMagic13 жыл бұрын
@mzsexychiquita omg i have heard her before and thought no one noticed hahaha her laugh makes me laugh :p
@ILoveDeRossi12 жыл бұрын
im gonna walk awayyy...AND THATS MY ASS
@ray25lee13 жыл бұрын
People DO marry animals. A 9-year-old girl married a dog. Someone also married a goat. There was a cow and horse in there, somewhere, too. Seriously; Look it up.
@Nicol3ie16 жыл бұрын
whats going on right here? ill tell ya, nothin! hahaha
@milorivard11 жыл бұрын
2:06 Did you hear? Someone said "El"... I thought that it was her mother :p
@Sixen199313 жыл бұрын
Lucky for Ellen she found Portia... could've ended up with a goat!