Ellie Taylor - Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast

Catching Clouds
RHLSTP is back and the sky has changed colour and the first of the gang has died, so Richard is a bit unsettled and sad. But on we plough until our own inevitable deaths. The guest today previously worked for Isis, it’s Ellie Taylor, who claims to have grown up in Brentwood, but she doesn’t know much about it or trampolining. Like you’d expect.
They talk about the faces you pull when you’re modelling for Matalan, being apparated in a box, the great Josh paedo postman betrayal, why cats are better than babies, having a heart made of diamonds and much too much about genitals, but then some stuff about the cute things kids say to make up for the rudeness. Richard is so tired that his brain either says everything he is thinking or can’t formulate basic words (so no real change there), but luckily Ellie is eloquent as he bumbles around the questions of body image and perceived attractiveness. Plus he gets to ask questions from the brand new EQ app!
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[@Evans_Yellow]

R.I.P Sean Hughes.. You were a funny fucker.

[@ericthompson5875]

Really missed the weekly episodes during that huge break, glad you're back.

[@hanumaniam]

Thanks for keeping doing these Mr Herring

[@rem299]

Not a bad one sir .

[@lilacmaninapurpleworld538]

RICHARD! Here’s an emergency question: Do crabs think humans walk sideways?

[@liamhughes1532]

Stripy top check, good stuff Richard. Also Sara Pascoe one was class, near the start of this, hope its as good!

[@NathanJayMusic]

The intro with an audience should be the new thing.

[@craigward2710]

Back in the mid-eighties, I recall a reader writing into the Daily Record's letters page (Scottish Daily Mirror) to point out a Lookalike thingy. 'Do any other readers think Fatima Whitbread looks like Colonel Gaddafi?' True story.

[@hotlunch4415]

Unrelated to Ellie Taylor, but have you asked Jeremy Hardy on? Another tangential suggestion: Andy Hamilton

[@akaNOCTURN]

R.i.p Jeremy Hardy

[@RIXRADvidz]

again, another lovely sit down with a genuinely nice person, some laughs some serious talk, but entertainment all the way. RHLSTP 4EVR

[@jennifers4423]

I like reading your comments.... in a non stalker kinda way! 🤣🤣 we both clearly have great taste! 😁

[@SamMichaelComedy]

Woah, recorded a week ago and released already?! Liking this mate, liking this

[@Herring1967]

you will become increasingly disappointed as the series progresses

[@SamMichaelComedy]

:) YEAAAAAAoooooh :(

[@larmoran4885]

Fucking great jumper mate.

[@themadplotter]

Proof that Rich is just living in the theatre now.

[@DanDownunda8888]

I don't have any funny family or friends, that's why I'm here

[@lukeleaflif999]

You selling the stripey top on your website?

[@billiesrus]

Rhlstp is back? Was there a break? I didnt even notice

[@alistairburch3820]

She did some corporate work for Ask Jeeves as well, many years ago.

[@rklammer]

"Holly Willoughby is squeeky clean" I don't think that aged well. She did Phil the dirty and not to mention queue gate!

[@jeffh2166]

Where did you get that jumper Rich?

[@artdentphdent]

J H that's exactly what I want to know

[@Herring1967]

john varvatos

[@robburgess4556]

She should come back again now that she's had a kid.

[@milesfinch]

Does he drive the fastest milk float in the West??

[@aspedding4596]

What dog does Richard have? I hope he has a good one.

[@NxDoyle]

Hi Rich, I'm sat paused at the top of the show. As a result, I've not seen nearly enough to make informed comment. On that basis, I hope that Catie and Ernie are well, and Phoebe of course. I also wish you well, but to a far lesser extent.

[@cdname47]

The pre show plug in the same quality of audio as the podcast itself? this is not in the spirit of the podcast at all, it has jumped the shark! I dunno I should probably say aside or something...but whatever.

[@riotouslove8613]

get me on

[@nirvanasanctuary7691]

Wait 'til your boy's on solids. You know how weetabix is awful to clean off bowls ? well, dried on weetabix shite on a nutsack is a thousand times worse. I recommend a power washer.

[@CortezHoratio]

Well that's a chilling insight. I am never having kids.

[@bulletproofblouse]

"Dried On Weetabix Shite on a Nutsack", name of artist or first album, or both? You decide, young musicians!

[@OrlandoHarrison]

I'm glad emergency questions is now available for android. Shame about the crappy icon.

[@Herring1967]

There is a bogus EQ app that is not ours. If it's not got the bobble hat then it's tat.

[@OrlandoHarrison]

Yeah I've got the bobble hat one thanks! I'm sure that's some inside joke that I don't get. Looking forward to doing the kids questions with my son tomorrow!

[@HucksGamingchannel]

What does a crazy cat lady become when she gets old? A crazy old cat lady.

[@ptesweats8940]

Get Jeremy Beadle on, Rich!!

[@Daijyobanai]

An hour of two men talking about small hands. brilliant or dreadful?

[@affalaffaa]

That's hilarious! Yeah Rich, can we get other dead people on that I don't think are dead? I'm funny me, I am. Me!

[@ptesweats8940]

Just 4 larks

[@bumcreland]

the snowman from Frozen wouldn't admit that Pixels was shit? Ironic thing to say to someone from the Mash Report.

[@jimmyboyblue]

i used to enjoy these shows a whole lot but they've changed from looking at his guests' careers and getting out stories they haven't told over and over on other shows to just talking about babies and checking if they know brian blessed.

[@Herring1967]

plus how they have fared on tv quiz shows at much too great a length.