Elliot Offen's 19-year-old Girlfriend/Hostage - February 15, 2002 [Part 1]

[@optimisticcosmic]

Elliot had Howig against the ropes. THE GENIUS WAS STUNNED, SPEECHLESS AND SEMENLESS!!!

[@frankieboy8414]

Pelican has no wit.

[@nicholasfox966]

It's good to see the genius, the king of all meteor.

[@optimisticcosmic]

Vivacious, didactic, hemophiliac!!

[@nigabastard1268]

Meaty-Orr

[@joepesci3.093]

STAND UP SIZE 60

[@mattvallance614]

…” You blew up like a balloon” 😂

[@NobodyNewsNetwork]

You lose bulldog, YOU LOSE BULLDOG, YOU LOSE! 😆

[@nigabastard1268]

RIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!

[@junglekutz5625]

I was on da flo.......

[@janedoe-ex5wo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Barely a minute into the segment and the whole thing imploded...Gaddamn, I laughed so hard at this, drool spilled down my lips. "How old are ya' today, 75?!" And I love how sweetly Artie says, "Elliot would you like some coffeeeeeee?" Every Elegant Elliot Offen appearance is Christmas Day for me.

[@BGale47]

BUUUUL dawg

[@diocletiandondarrion7102]

You lose BUUULDAWGG

[@NothingToDismay]

STOP SCREAMING SCUM OF THE EARTH

[@junglekutz5625]

It's indenpendence day in that studio. This guy must have been a handful as a kid!

[@J_Chucky]

Haha. Robin the bulldog. Classic!!

[@1lricardo]

After they broadcast the video of this stellar appearance on "E", they included a tag scene, starring Nadia, admitting that Elliot had, indeed, paid her $900 to pose as his girlfriend for two days. They met when he hoofed it -- that's gangster talk for walked in -- to the woman's shoe store she worked at, so that he could purchase a pair of high heels. Elliot got SO mad at Nadia for telling the HSS the true story, & on video , that in HIS video, " Violet Dehumanizes Elegant Elliot Offen", he told ALL her biz- including the fact that she was so viciously raped by her step-dad as a child, she had to have a total hysterectomy & would never be able to have children of her own . After he said this , he yelled, "NOW, Nadier Talby -- real, full, & accurate name- - what the F--- are ya gonna DO ABOUT IT?!"

[@melindaw.443]

1lricardo damn too bad I couldn't see that XD thanks for the info though .. I figured he payed her just thought it was more than 900$ :). He is really insane lol, but so entertaining.

[@Tsumami__]

1lricardo that's probably not even her real name. She was probably working at a strip club and he probably paid her more than $900. And no woman would tell anyone they'd just met that they'd been raped by their step father as a child. How many brain cells do you have?

[@Tsumami__]

1lricardo like do you forget that he's a compulsive liar and a master scam artist?

[@benpenner5587]

I read this in Elliot’s voice.

[@joero4610]

@Iwon that didn't stop people from flocking to Charlie Manson. Some people are drawn to eccentric nutbags and think they are geniuses. Although in Elliots case he's definitely not a genius. I'm not sure what's wrong with him

[@anthologyofinterest1]

Elliot needs to be the main villain in the next batman movie

[@CousinCreepy]

Maybe a David Lynch movie!

[@shitforbrains6376]

Riiiiiiiiiiiighhhhht???

[@Constavlos]

he's a real life villain

[@mattmammone2338]

They would need to give him a few valium to bring him down to mania.

[@NothingToDismay]

EEO is the only person who could talk over the Pelican with absolutely no regard for what he is saying.

[@jdd8703]

I love it how nadia speaks in “elliot-ese” lol “all the women were standing at a standstill.”

[@nicholasfox966]

"Basket hound" = a creature with morose, diluted eyeballs

[@NothingToDismay]

Dictionary definition lol

[@randybaumery5090]

Hah!!

[@brianmoore493]

Thats GANGSTER TALK for a CHOW HOUND! Riiiiiighht??

[@sitizenkanemusic]

Elegant Elliot is definitely the best Wack Packer. Rrrrriiiiightt????

[@rikardhekate5584]

I agree, Hank was ALWAYS willing to put out for the show. He was ALWAYS funny.

[@coonhunter1192]

Beetle juice was the best

[@DC-lu3ii]

ETM will always be the best

[@ShopHeirlooms]

Sitizen Kane either him or Beet. Or maybe Big Foot. Damn it’s a tough decision.

[@mutestingray]

Elliot was next level. He would always spiral past a “character” into a legitimate maniac. His time on the show ended none too soon. He always went from bewildering and funny to unsettling.

[@atlbraves1025]

Love when he rips on robin 😂

[@madwestboy]

is robin really a size 60 and 75 years old? LOL

[@senilejoe7932]

A bulldog would be an upgrade for Robin

[@rockd3021]

Jimmy Anderson Funny 😄 That’s what I call your Mommy .

[@ggale11827]

"Then why is she blinking S.O.S. to me" lol!!!

[@bonethugsfiend]

You're a werewolf, zombie! You're a zombie, werewolf!

[@Sheena39]

Anyone telling off Robin is more than alright in my book.

[@CIoseyourmouth]

Your pic is disturbing

[@Sheena39]

@@CIoseyourmouth LOL!

[@optimisticcosmic]

I disagree I think BEAUTIFUL, BODACIOUS AND BLEMISH-LESS!!!!

[@doctorcrumb]

Elegant is the man, he's the absolute elite best of whackos. Such fucking pure and unadulterated psycho genius with beautiful vocabulary and wit. He's the man who has the world in a STANDSTILL.

[@anthologyofinterest1]

THEY ARE SALIVATING AND PALPITATING!!!

[@dystopian..]

Beef stew

[@_Tahmar]

“YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BLEW UP LIKE A BALLOON!”

[@TheaterAtReference]

most people start from 0 mph to 100 mph ..... this guy starts at 100 mph and shoots to 500 mph in 1.3 secs. LOL

[@1980bwc]

Elliot, would you like some coffee? Haha

[@slimewave6]

I love hearing kc laughin in the background

[@CynicalDelightxXx]

New audio to me after this long? Outstanding!

[@c0m4g1bb]

Zombie-werewolf Someone needs to make a magic the gathering card for Elliot's interpretation of Robin

[@gregoryandreski9341]

The one person that could talk over robin and tell her the truth

[@flintsky7706]

The king of all MEDIER

[@bbz232]

This is the best appearance he had lol

[@DOHARKsmash]

did anyone catch him calling Robin "boogaloo werewolf"

[@CYOnTheBeat]

DOHARKsmash "Lugaroo"

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

He’s so clever in insults.

[@DOHARKsmash]

@@CYOnTheBeat is that what he said? Cant tell what's worse. Dudes an obnoxious ass either way.

[@Por2ugal]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yagimugayu4932]

You lose bulldog!!!!!!!

[@scorchedearth8661]

900 dimes! That’s gangster talk for $900,000!

[@KillDozer44]

Stand up size 60! I wanna see what you look like size 60!!

[@littlsuprstr]

pamalar anderson, cindy margolis, carmen alexar!

[@NothingToDismay]

"DON'T TALK ROBIN, YOU SOUND BETTER WHEN YOU'RE QUIET BULLDOG. YOU SOUND BETTER WHEN YOU'RE QUIET BULLDOG. BULLDOG YOU SOUND BETTER WHEN YOU'RE QUIET".

[@slimewave6]

No other wack packer has a grasp of the english language like elliot

[@achecityByCommittee]

Nadia is text book definition of why you never want your daughter to need a man for anything.

[@majinboot8775]

Elliot's GF: I'm 19. Artie: Ohh.

[@thomasfrye8996]

I'm sorry but I love that Robin didn't back down from him at all. He's got such a freaky face

[@donjekdemarco4900]

Elliot vs. Robin is legendary

[@SilverWalker84]

You lose Bulldog 😂

[@japstoryeditor]

Robin and Elliot kill me. LMFAO!!!!

[@prescottmorgan8951]

Would love to watch this segment

[@NothingToDismay]

I would pay GOOD money

[@optimisticcosmic]

I think I saw it once, the girl had long brown hair and was cute as they said. Elliot was disturbing as usual.

[@Machiave11i]

It was on KZbin fairly recently but you had to scroll down to the very bottom of hundreds of Elliot Offen vids.

[@sleezemoney]

Artie - "Elliot, would you like some coffee?"

[@jennpenn5]

Why does Robin even try her bad zingers and fake laughs with this guy?

[@TheZigzach]

"your the Riff Raff Lugaroo" LOL !!!!!!!!!!

[@TheZigzach]

@RN Anderson your a bot.

[@ElectricBoogaloo007]

1:36 Is he just mispronouncing Basset Hound or is there really such thing as a Basket Hound?

[@Machiave11i]

I've owned a few basket hounds.

[@ZachGood]

I wonder what Nadier is up to these days

[@BigEvan96]

Now Robin is a size 80.

[@brianmoore493]

Radio gold

[@uberandy666]

So Robin is a Zombie, Werewolf, Bulldogbaloon xD

[@zigzagbigbag]

Carmen Alexer

[@SupaStah01]

King of all meteor

[@nothingissacred96]

Elliot might have been the first and only person to honestly speak about robins size

[@westfield90]

I always loved his battles with Robin. No other guest did that.

[@NothingToDismay]

If you've kissed him often, how many times have you kissed Offen? Lol

[@ddgasm]

"You look like a basket hound!" lolwut?

[@anonnyanonymous4800]

He means basset hound.

[@Machiave11i]

I have two basket hounds.

[@flimflam6547]

"what were you born, what were your parents?" "oh you know Christian, regular"

[@Machiave11i]

I miss Elliot

[@anthologyofinterest1]

NOT OFFEN, OFFEN!!!

[@optimisticcosmic]

Not auwfinn, Offen, with a short O

[@nigabastard1268]

Robin lost about 20 pounds not long after this segment LOL!!!!

[@SudStar1]

The body is tight

[@sanansa4567]

After the Robin fight, I think she became very self conscious of her weight...that is when she started getting into all those wacky diets, cleanses and other wacky alternative health treatments (including spending thousands of dollars flying to California to be get treated for blood circulation..until someone brought up that flying on airplanes is really bad for circulation)

[@surgickalstrike]

Elliot truly opened Robin’s eyes about her weight and telling her she had cancer of the cunt, which she was diagnosed with shortly after Elliot’s allegation

[@iggy4774]

In a debate elliot would make trump look like a snowflake.

[@Xseedsofevil]

Trump’s a fucking moron so that not too difficult.

[@topspot4834]

Not even Robin could beat Elliott in a shouting match!

[@dannswartz]

What ever happened to Elliot ?

[@mikehoncho8896]

Lol...Elliott used to be coked out his mind....

[@SunniShiaUnity]

You lose bulldog 😂

[@kblock4295]

I miss u E. 🏴

[@Machiave11i]

DON'T TALK, ROBIN!!!

[@geoffkirk4956]

Stern caught him out so bad lol

[@giantrobot9000]

The #1 Stern guest of all-time…only Beetlejuice is on his level of entertainment

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

KC loved Eliot.

[@softwinterwheat]

i have to say i'm totally on elliot's side when he's yelling at Robin. I fucking HATE ROBIN. But I think we're supposed to hate Robin so....

[@jennpenn5]

That’s such a ridiculous theory that is used by sycophants who can’t bear to see anything negative about the show. She just stinks, period.

[@heyeveryoneimcool]

This maniac was still running around NYC in women's clothing around 2022

[@Jim.Jim.32]

7:42 Yes Chow Hound LOL

[@anthonycampos8057]

1:20 fight with Robin 7:36 fight with Robin

[@NothingToDismay]

The entire thing is a fight with Robin tbf

[@billjordan3952]

Ganster talk 👍

[@mattg7271]

Lo rifraff lugaroo

[@joeberraco5883]

No video

[@1980bwc]

Carmen Election

[@dsdmugley7385]

It was revealed that he paid her in shoes.

[@thejackeboy]

The only time I ever agreed with Elliot Offen. Size 60 size 60 size 60 bulldog bulldog bulldog

[@truthofdsp]

Who is this closet case?

[@Stevenross83]

8:00 Your the riff raff lugaloo

[@seantudor9504]

Offen really gets Robin's goat.

[@softwinterwheat]

@RoadDogXVIII ?...

[@patrickmccarthy5875]

Elliot reminds me of benjy everything they do or say is fake

[@hfg23thewest]

Carman Elixer LOL

[@ryderrock1028]

The beautiful Nadier!

[@takindumps313]

Oh my god my sides hurt

[@JimmyJabJimmyJab]

What is a Zombie Lugaroo Werewolf?? #_^

[@eddieedwards5292]

Lmao lmao haha

[@JBLAKIE1]

nadia er

[@coonhunter1192]

You sound better when your quite bulldog

[@kajiuna]

Wow, Robin is more obnoxious that Elliot

[@honk4me69]

0:00

[@coonhunter1192]

Your a zombie werewolf. 😆

[@Tsumami__]

I wonder if he's ever had a normal relationship or sex

[@Machiave11i]

He was married three times.

[@danlast5909]

Right

[@RaoulDuke77]

RIIIIIIGHT

[@elshiple]

my 3rd wife RIFKA

[@swisscheeseplease97]

Lacertilian Loogaroo

[@anthologyofinterest1]

carmen alexer

[@MrAvidLearner]

RIIIIIIGHT?