Harry Potter Pickup Lines

[@miiichiiizz]

-not even an obliviate will make me forget my feelings about you -for me, you are like a patronum in the middle of a thousand dementors -your smile is like an expelliarmus; it is simple but it disarms me :3

[@imgaywowok781]

Omg what did i just find. Fetus Stef is great. And so is happy potter

[@Lu0718]

Thank God I'm not the only weird person in the world! I don't need the imperio to make you do what I want gurl... ;)

[@strawlogic99]

"Unless your a hufflepuff or something" I died laughing

[@TheBurritosareyummy]

1:21 I am a Hufflepuff and I am offended.

[@chewych33s3]

Jaw to the floor my friend, Jaw to the floor! There was no need to diss us hufflepuffs :L

[@ken1141]

Same, I'm over here like, "We're important!" :(

[@chewych33s3]

Mysteries At Lochness It's *Huff-Le-Puff buddy

[@jordynlilyann7421]

I’m a Ravenclaw and I’m offended too

[@Rena98]

My friend at school told me I would fit in as a hufflepuff...thanks Steph

[@SP00Nisme]

Completely irrelevant but that crinkle you get on the top of your nose is just so fucking adorable

[@lishmaaandlucehh1735]

This is the most perfect thing I have ever seen.

[@thatemokid7822]

can i put my sorcerers stone in your chamber of secrets unleashing the prison of askaban into your goblet of fire alowing the order of the phenox to make my half blood prince to rise and give you the deathy hallows XD

[@tarinimathur382]

Loved the video.:) This has to be the best pick up lines ever made.definitely gonna use them.:P

[@breeallison8413]

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. I died laughing(:

[@giggleyginger3840]

Ellosteph they weren't lost we are just to awesome for them

[@yesitsmeLauraMonster]

Oh wow they were good, I'm impressed ;) One of my personal favourites is, "Why don't you open your Gryffindor and I'll Slytherin" Works every time.

[@evildrew81]

"Hey baby. My magic wand shoots out more than just spells."

[@theN4ever]

😂 This is amazing. Definitely awkward but I love to see people being themselves in front of the camera.

[@jadebrown235]

IM A FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF

[@MaikoSota1]

Love this. Go Ravenclaw! My favorite, probably because of how you said it, "Did you survive the killing curse? Because you are drop dead gorgeous!"

[@FKohl13]

i love how you yell "cause you look drop dead gorgeous!" haha

[@saradewitt1709]

oh lawd

[@emmykat1133]

You just made my day!

[@Rizen428]

"if you were a dementor, I would become a criminal just to get yor kiss" hellz yea

[@Rizen428]

You're so friggin cute!! I've seen this about 5 times, and i still laugh insaiely @ it...lol One of My faves would have to be: "I'll be your house elf, I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes" LMAO

[@jaspermiller1413]

"I may not have the invisible cloak, but I'd like to tour in YOUR secret section(;" loved it xD

[@chocogirl30]

Haha, loved the elf esteem!

[@laurenjackson1548]

I loved all them and they would work on me for sure

[@WolfKnight93]

Oh my gosh...im dying! hahahaha. This was pure gold! :'D

[@DorvellTStewart]

I love the way you say these! It's insanely seductive! :D

[@unwell333]

I'm using these on everybody i meet just to amuse myself.

[@zambina44]

New life project: Post random HP pickup lines to my friends' facebook walls.

[@erinluvsdinos]

"Don't worry there's still hope for you, unless you're a Hufflepuff or something" Hahaha that was great.

[@dallasman1989]

So much win in this video

[@TheZappingChannel]

i wanna put my sorcerer's stone into your chamber of secrets

[@Jvtherealme]

You make me smile hehe :) -3 and then laugh hysterically :D

[@elisedoan7089]

i feel soo violated tight now... heres to hoping my friend never sees this.

[@tjmattyy8875]

Yes...Yes she is.

[@k.b.wentworth8081]

Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches, new edition by ElloSteph

[@Darkrose517]

I love this! :)

[@raylenepresley2769]

Had a mini freak out moment when I saw this its amazing and potter heads rock XD

[@tjmattyy8875]

These are pure gold..totally using these on my crush. Me and her are Slytherin together ;)

[@K3LLYRI0T]

so good.

[@PsychoElou666]

@SnowiestDays its a house of hogwarts. there is ravenclaw, slytherin, gryffindor and hufflepuff. hufflepuff is like that random house no one really talks about..

[@lebothedork1]

*gets on one knee* you picked me up now get on my broom an lets leave these muggles.

[@celiaxc7]

this is effin hilarious!

[@Cherrytemple93]

So.....mark this as the moment I became completely infatuated with you.

[@Kat-vh8is]

Holy shit Steph I fucking love you. Rofl

[@Fallinginreverseforu]

SLITHERIN RULES!

[@lilabbiekins1]

yeah, but my respect for Cedric went down the toilet after he died and turned into a sparkly fairy!

[@princesskiara13]

This is awesome

[@lovingkimmy99]

I'm using every single 1 of these

[@MefdeBef]

niceeeeee :) loved the video, and yes....i cried when i was 11 and didn't get the mail :(

[@kelseyfrank5524]

My letter is just late..... That's what I keep telling myself at least...but it's been over a year!

[@potterlover1999]

Gryffindor!!

[@hopla6057]

Wait a second! Cedric was a hufflepuff, he's pretty popular with the ladies

[@lexam665]

This video is the best ever XD XD XD

[@maddibloodsplatter]

This made my day haha

[@Heleanthus]

HP RUULES!! thís video is awesome! really made me laugh :D so gonna use those when i get to hogwarts ^^

[@luvmeliksnapeluvlily]

@SnowiestDays we are particually good finders!

[@hypergirl12313]

I AM A HUFFLEPUFF?! how dare u !

[@seth1230]

Ravenclaw is just mad that their house is rapeNclaw.

[@ihearttaylor92]

Thats ok tho. Our owls are just late.

[@ScathachWarrior]

I AM A HUFFLEPUFF. *is offended*

[@laurenlovesgerard]

Well SnowiestDays if you read the book you would know that so yeah & it's a house & for a fact the houses are : Gryffindor,HUFFLEPUFF,Raven Claw (Which Steph is), Slytherin (Which I am) !

[@MsDaniilou]

Big love to my fellow Hufflepuffs💛

[@brambletail4]

I have that same mug

[@vankyngarden]

HUFFLEPUFF HUFFLEPUFF

[@evildrew81]

Awesome! Let me practice on you and tell me when you wanna git it on.

[@SuperFreakyTails]

1:11 lol was that a dab?

[@LunaMalfoy4ever]

Ohmygods! I can't breath I'm laughing so hard

[@awesomemeeplepeople7024]

Why can't Snape be a botenist.... He can't keep the lillies alive. Ha ha haaaaaaa. Where's the door again

[@tjmattyy8875]

Why thank you :D You're a pretty lovely and nice unicorn yourself ^_^

[@Connie-v]

2:00 i'd like bastilalist to slither into your chamber of secrets me: WELL ITS NOT OPEN!!!!!!!

[@hopla6057]

I'm Gryffindor!!!

[@kliu8528]

well if its hufflepuff isnt it good as long as she knows how to hufflepuff

[@kinzjohnson5538]

See you at Hogwarts fellow Ravenclaw

[@KC10116]

Love it

[@17Anna5]

Hey, my name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to love good :P" haha, you're hilarious! :D

[@pyrofreak007]

LOL! I can't stop laughing

[@kaleighmccoy1016]

We have he same wand omg lol

[@roeferrell8292]

/dies laughing/

[@jsmnag]

If you speak Parseltongue you can get into my Chamber of Secrets ;D

[@YoieigaGoodfilm]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

[@nowakimagica]

OMG! you're a ravenclaw? I was sorted into ravenclaw! r u on pottermore, too?

[@kickbuttkim23]

i started dieing omg XD

[@mohsensh4560]

Omguud that was funny as fuck gurl !

[@lilabbiekins1]

"Unless you're a hufflepuff or something" LOL! Love that everyone hates on the hufflepuffs :L

[@KitsuneGirl1994]

Funny enough, I got Gryffindor and Slytherin....hmm. Awesome vid though, lol!

[@whenboredomstrike328]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES YES YES PERFECT!

[@skdjlhk2]

you are fantastic.

[@mariamattaful]

lmao awesome!

[@MelissaSch100]

HAHA oh my gosh i so want to use these!

[@tjmattyy8875]

I'm going to use these on my crush...she's a big harry potter fan. Me and her are both Slytherin ;)

[@saraholmes3935]

omg thats awsome :)

[@DorvellTStewart]

You look like someone who likes to take it slow. Good thing I have a Comet Two Sixty for you to ride. It's a portkey. Touch it, and it'll take you to places you've never been before! 9 and a half inches, unusually thick and in need of polishing. Yep, that's my wand! This last one isn't really a pickup line but... Wormtail: "Master, will you really rise again?" Voldemort: "Yes, but I'll need you to give me a hand."

[@musicxmovesxme]

ugh Ravenclaw, Griffindor all the way. although that mean you're smart and that's sexy soooo it's acceptable. it'd be even more acceptable to use these on me xD

[@lovingkimmy99]

You are a god. I worship at your feet.

[@Connie-v]

did you survive the killing curse, coz you are DROP DEAD GOREGOUS.

[@jocelynaranda2621]

Ha ha funny as hell

[@linkinparkfanish]

I have a wand in my pocked AND I'm excited to see you ;P

[@HiImDesii]

I already have. It worked just fine :)

[@kinzjohnson5538]

RAVENCLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!