EP 67: Chris DiStefano & The Muddy Martini

We're joined tonight by @chrisdcomedy Chris DiStefano, a lot of great stories on this ep, check out Chris on the road: chrisdcomedy.com/ and watch his podcasts, Hey Babe! and Chrissy Chaos @NoPreshNetwork
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0:00 Intro Music
0:20 Show Begins
0:58 Tom Hardy - Would You?
1:15 Dad’s Urine Martini
4:22 Chris On Letterman
5:41 John Travolta Story
11:35 Meeting Tracy Morgan
14:53 THE BEACON!
15:29 Chris Rec - “1883” Show
17:23 Back To The Beacon
21:33 Patrick Ewing Story
24:30 Kevin Spacey
31:45 Get Obama On The Pod
32:40 New Orleans
34:08 COOKIES!
37:00 Best Friends Club
37:31 Mark’s Wedding
46:44 Hasan Minhaj
48:36 Madonna
49:34 Scott Rob
51:49 Eatin It
53:31 Physical Therapy
1:04:04 On The Street
1:07:18 Chris Comes Out
1:08:00 Get Back On Track
1:09:57 Egg Attack
1:12:45 The Money Comes Second
1:19:23 The 1975 Say What’s Up.
1:20:37 Is NY Coming Back?
1:21:42 Plug Dates
1:23:52 Credits

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON BUBBAS! THAT DRINK WAS YUMMY SEWAGE!!

[@slywolfe]

Love ya Chrissy ❤️ Thanks for all the laughs, it means more than you know 🙏

[@joshkennedy2121]

Good job kid. I’m proud and motivated by the amount, and quality of the work you put in the past few years. Amazing comic and even better father. Love.

[@Contractorhouseguy]

Sponsored by jcrew

[@SerDunk]

I bet thats Homeless Pimp typing while Chris munches on Donuts and dictates in the background

[@tylerrich7590]

Killed it

[@mirandaochs1830]

I love Chris because he's so ADHD that he can carry an entire conversation by himself with occasional encouragement by way of a grunt

[@brian1010]

How is that likable? He’s a terrible conversationist, and just babbles over the podcast

[@qeowasi7303]

lololol

[@junimeme5626]

​@@brian1010 each their own

[@puffdaddy69]

@@brian1010 how are you likeable Brian? Seem like a terrible person no one would want to be around.

[@dougwafer1564]

For me, WMBD went from “I’ll check it out” to “I won’t miss this show for anything”

[@kylegeee]

Chris meeting Tracy Morgan literally sounds like a 30 Rock scene. Incredible. Everything!

[@himoragenma6416]

"She takes her mask off and it's John Travolta!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@radavisss0420]

Sam: “I have two herniated discs in my neck.” Chrissy: “shit, how did that happen?” Mark: “eatin’ pussy.” 💀😂

[@william.darrigo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@liamgallagherrr]

Marks gonna not be able to shoplift if he keeps ratting himself out, he’s gonna be Winona Normand any day now.

[@Protectobot]

He can always say he’s joking cos he makes money off of jokes so shoplifting would be more about being a kleptomaniac and less about necessity.

[@Iamwatchinit]

AND driving drunk

[@josef2012]

Doesn't he have money now?? Lol

[@JG-jy7pe]

😂😂😂😂

[@ryanstoyles7611]

I can tell in sam's tone when he's advising mark " you shouldnt be saying that" - he think mark has a mental deficiency

[@unhingedwilly7415]

I cant go to sleep now. Damn I love these three together. Chrissy is tha bomb

[@hypnosis4207]

Same it's 11 pm and just seen this

[@someoneyoucantrusify]

Same! I’m a bot!

[@Protectobot]

VERY early at night! I go to sleep at 12 noon and wake up after 7pm cos of my job! 😵🤮☠️

[@MPHswayze]

Chrissy is so wired out you had a second-hand coke high

[@jorgemartinez42069]

I do really like Chris, but does anyone else get the vibe that he is a serial liar and exaggerator with his stories? That kind of thing should be expected from all comedians; it's part of the job to tell entertaining stories, after all, but there's just something about the way that Chris tells them that really takes me out of it and brings me back to grade school when the kid who wanted everyone to like them convinced me his dad worked for Nintendo and could get any game he wanted, his older brother captured Saddam Hussein in Iraq, and he gets to learn how to fly a plane after school.

[@TurdFerguson456]

If Chrissy didn't say it himself, I would have never believed he was a part of the 4 stroke gang! Y M H

[@julianalvarez1203]

"You wouldn't believe how big his dick was"

[@ryangreene50]

I think he was on one of the live shows

[@TurdFerguson456]

@Ryan Greene Si! YMH Live Ep. 4

[@Dirt_Merchant]

Touch my camera through the fence!

[@alteredninja]

@@ryangreene50 that’s where I became a fan. He was great on the live show.

[@deddrickdharris]

The amount of Adderall in this video is next level 😂😂😂

[@ryanstoyles7611]

came here to say, how is this comment buried so deep? lol

[@xrmighty]

How do you know? I heard someone say that about Whitney too I'm like where? Lol

[@nathanmamo3970]

One might even say 'wild'?

[@Joyceages]

@@xrmighty 1:08:06

[@davidjacquez965]

Half a molecule separating Adderall from biker meth.

[@user-ws8uw2jy2w]

Thank you to the producer that puts timestamps in :)

[@raycongfs]

Been waiting for this since it was teased when Sam was on chrissys pod 🙌🙌

[@someoneyoucantrusify]

You guys buying bots ?

[@b0ssatr0n91]

When Sam said that I was like omfg give it to me like a whore in New Orleans

[@deluxe4116]

Me too!

[@sk8trryan1997]

@@someoneyoucantrusify yeah look at the guys channel

[@KptnHaddock_]

How is this comment two days old when the video came out today?

[@tvrockstar3]

My 3 favorite comedians in one room, hell yeah!

[@gds0889]

Did anyone else spend the first 15 minutes of the episode waiting for Chris to spill his drink? Lol

[@thedude1316]

14:17 Money Shot 36:08

[@thomasmadigan6848]

Nah just to stop talking

[@dallasonfire604]

That guy shouldn't be allowed to hold a martini glass while talking.

[@dakotarivera2646]

This is one of the best episodes ever. Chris obviously knows how to keep things rolling. Great hang great ep

[@timpeddycord7220]

This set a gold standard for comedians on podcasts together.

[@johndoe09876]

1:21:47 putting the dates on screen is a nice touch. Writes to the memory better.

[@Protectobot]

Too bad it’s only a few; just a sample, I guess.

[@Bmurr97]

3 absolute beauties , Chris has a new story every time I hear him and they’re always hilarious

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Mark rents a podcast studio in central NYC for several thousand dollars but steals tops from Uniqulo. 😂

[@theodorewatry1346]

That’s why he can afford the studio!

[@Bmurr97]

Lol, gotta remember your roots!

[@michaelbenson9518]

He probably does it for the rush, not to save a buck. He owes Hudson News $18,231.53

[@rem299]

And steals cable lol.

[@fern6306]

priorities

[@Dirt_Merchant]

This is absolutely as out of control as a podcast can be without being demonetized. AND IM HERE FOR IT.

[@Luke08Sadler]

Listen to a lot of comedy pods and this is the best episode of any comedy pod in a good while! Chrissy chaos has great energy

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@DJR711]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod call the cloudy martinis flint water martinis lmao

[@a.k.4o]

May I suggest Tuesday's With Stories. The funniest pod cast episode every week

[@nfsmwish]

That was a great one Chris is a really good fit with those guys 🙏

[@rjmacready6693]

Chris Distefano is easily one of the funniest comics doing it right now. Easily. Dude is fucking hilarious.

[@raycongfs]

Sam, mark, and chris are such great "stand ups" they're hilarious on podcast as guest AND on their own shows, but as stand ups!?!? Straight up hilarious! Destefanos stage presence and quick wittedness, Morrills insightful observations, and Normands comparison jokes are top tier! I put mark normands "out to lunch" special up with Brian Reagan "epitome of hyperbole" and Bill burrs "paper tiger"

[@acer-go8hk]

How did you comment this a day ago

[@RoyoSker]

@@acer-go8hk Patreon gets early access

[@trendybistro]

Why put stand ups in quotations? It makes it sound like you're being sarcastic lol.

[@acer-go8hk]

@@RoyoSker ahh

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@trendybistro When you don't capitalize "Stand Up's", how do we know you're taking about a proper noun?

[@coynerooski]

I needed this like a sludge piss martini 🍸

[@joed3813]

The episode we've all been waiting for!!!

[@Arenem88]

Seen countless clips of Chris on YT but this is my first time listening to a full pod. He’s the best story teller so far!

[@dallasonfire604]

Listening to Chris d talk raises my heart rate. Dudes intense lol

[@oregonsnob31]

Same. Imma havta save this for morning not for falling asleep😂

[@esterrut9702]

Male version of whitney cummings...but 1000x more charming

[@dallasonfire604]

@@esterrut9702 and infinitely more funny

[@snoogcity]

Chrissy D is a fkg gem . Can’t believe History Hyenas split . Yannis and him were the perfect couple .

[@michael3448]

to be honest Hey Babe is funnier. Just my opinion, but Chrissy and Sal are great together.

[@JR-rz1br]

I still wanna know the real story why they ended HH.

[@michael3448]

@@JR-rz1br My guess is Chris wanted out. They weren't doing nearly as good numbers wise as Chris does now with his solo podcast and his podcast with Sal. Better numbers means more money for ads.

[@par1sh423]

​@@michael3448 from april to december the hyenas doubled and they were making nearly 40K a month and climbing heavily. I think it had to do with chris having another kid and him and sal both live in staten island .. chris would have to go to NYC for hyenas. I lived in staten island for 4 years, its such a pain in the ass to go to NYC or BK, it's so close but takes forever

[@chuckseasel9505]

@@michael3448 you must be a real FFF to like Hey Babe over Hyenas. Both good tho. I just loved Hyenas

[@23BEATNGU]

This episode was pretty wholesome actually. Chris seems like a really genuine and nice guy. Felt like a conversation with my own friends

[@twofatchicksproductions9015]

I love you all so much. Had so much fun watching this.

[@danielpaone6022]

Such an amazing show, I very much enjoy when y'all have Chris e d on the show lmao, absolute perfection

[@saar144]

Yasss! The holy trinity of comedy!

[@ole_limberlegs]

Re-watched Sam's rooftop special last night. ... Good God he's a hilarious man.

[@rustincole_w1339]

You just not have a good sense of humor

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Rustin: Learn how to form a sentence before you criticise other people's taste in comedy 😂

[@rustincole_w1339]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Because of a one letter difference that you aren't smart enough to recognize? .. i typed a J which is by M so "must" turned to "just" ... Here's comedy for ya, Knock Knock? ... Whose there? ... Not your Intelligence level apparently.

[@rustincole_w1339]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull you didn't didnt even spell critize right. 😂😂😂

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@rustincole_w1339 criticize***

[@Buk99]

“She took her mask off and it was John Travolta!” 😂 Love you, Sammy. 👌🏼

[@ryanr8645]

im so glad comedians started making podcasts together

[@Stuuuuuu122]

This has been my favorite so far, love it

[@sarahrovilous539]

Ive been waiting and hoping for Chrissy D to get on this podcast! I love it and I already am hoping and waiting for him to come back on the podcast! This is greatn

[@craigrowe9735]

Best episode to date. Love it fellas

[@aharoni1000]

MANNNNN what a super group - and i think this constellation - brings out the best of Marks genius

[@donkeykong5384]

Love the POD. It gets better every episode.

[@buryyourdraws]

One of the best ones yet!

[@mitchpereira8724]

what an AWESOME Podcast!

[@livewiiiiire]

3 best comedians working today! I have been looking forward to this interview for so long THANK YOU

[@briantier2814]

Forgot about Andrew shulz then would be amazing

[@livewiiiiire]

@@briantier2814 I usually forget about Schulz, I prefer other comics

[@SethTheArtist]

Bro The anticipation for this has been intense I’m so giddy to start this

[@noam1598]

Already laughed out loud like 10 times in the first 15 minuets of this lmaooo that was a wild fucking story, love this combination of comedians these 3 are some of the funniest out there today

[@reggiedunlop2222]

Sam: “Multiple cars…traffic!?” 🤣🤣

[@johnpeterson2335]

Great pod..y'all just let Chrissy ride the beat..Sam was quiet on this one but super funny..and mark was mark killed like always..good shit boys keep it up

[@avi3020]

Epic Collab 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@joshkennedy2121]

These fellers are putting in work and it shows. Respect.

[@iamgeminijoker]

what a guest! A+ much love and congratulations mark!

[@whoarewe3557]

Just finished this, was a really good and funny podcast. Was the first episode I’ve watched keep it up guys

[@scatcrank]

SOLID! thanks boys

[@b0ssatr0n91]

Chrissy chaos and Marky mark and Sammy sam. The highlights of NYC. So glad this poddy is out

[@drakeholliday5671]

Chris got really real for a second with that, “You guys don’t ever hate yourself after a set and get some Pizza Hut?” line. Love that guy.

[@canna-comedyculture5790]

Y'all are all funny comedians, and it was great to see you were all friends for years. This is probably the drunkest I've seen any of y'all get! Even though I've heard some of those stories from Chris before, it was funny to hear a different telling of them based on his friendship and history with each of you. Plus, it seems like he is making some of that shit up, sometimes, and it seems more real when you hear it more than once! Funny stuff.

[@nategardner1691]

Love the podcast, Chrissy D is the man

[@Dinnizzel97]

Ah yes the perfect ep of the pod to discover while drunk,I'm so ready

[@EclecticWizard6]

Great Guest! also love that credits song at the end!

[@gingergregg2056]

Chrissy is like that really chatty friend you just love to have drinks with♡

[@LiveForFreedom777]

Awesome episode. Once again 👍💪😆

[@michiel-vdheuvel]

I could totally relate with the bit about money coming second. I was slaving away shit jobs for years , and working my art career during the day. I wasn't starving, but there were definitely times when I wondered 'what the hell am I doing'. But I loved doing what I did. I was lucky to have some consistent gigs from one particular employer for the last three years. That allowed me to grow and develop skills as time went by. On December 31st, 2021 I quit my job working part time as a line-cook. Since then, I've been a fulltime freelance artist for video games. For anyone reading this; The money comes second, for real. There are times when times are tough, and you wonder you should just apply for a safe office job. Hang in there. It's podcasts like this and many others that have helped me. Hearing comics talk about slumdogging it is admiring, and I could totally relate. If you really love it, it will come naturally. Persistence is key, and enjoy it! Thanks for the podcasts Mark and Sam!

[@Reality_C]

Congratulations on being able to following your calling.

[@deangeloswain1651]

That opening story by Chrissy d was so funny 😂 great story

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Can't wait to see Sam's new special - maybe throw it exclusively on your Patreon first for a week? I'd sign up and maybe more will!

[@julian354]

The pt stories are insaaaaane!!!!

[@brianjackson9971]

Great episode DeStefano was funny as hell 😎🤘

[@justme_jessm]

Yasss I've been looking forward to this ep! Love these 3 amigos! Great comic trio. My faves ❤❤❤

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

Now this is a great group of folks

[@TheCrawf28X15]

Three of my favorite guys in one room!!

[@aaronwood6485]

Love you guys!

[@natecorning]

8:36 "You know whats so crazy doo, tude?" hahahha

[@timfulton5840]

3 of the funniest dudes out there right now!

[@coltsummers8233]

Great one!!!

[@patrickbrand1319]

Great podcast!!

[@pedramghanbarzadegan787]

Great ep, great guest, great great

[@lisahenderson8963]

A Sunday of chaos ❤️

[@Miguel-xz7ht]

The more I watch this ridiculous podcast the more I fall in love with it 😅❤

[@theuntangledmind109]

Three of my favorite comics!

[@bobbyz7019]

This podcast is so underrated love it ❤❤🔥🔥🔥🍺🍺🍺.

[@mkhadka]

33:42 has me thinking of Rick Glassman saying Sam's "flush to door open time was pretty quick".

[@jasont9045]

Love this pod

[@ThroughtheFence]

Really good conversation!

[@chrissmith9798]

Loved the shout-out to 1975 definitely my favorite band at the moment

[@Los47]

So much energy on Chris

[@tb1273]

already liked this guy and this solidified it...

[@Turtlewoods123]

great show!

[@CR-tz1ve]

I love you guys so much

[@nathanjualin2118]

Love anything w/ Chrissy Chaos

[@richh4876]

Great podcast! Little uncomfortable when chrissy told the cougar story i started clubbing up at work LOL

[@seanmichael6579]

Yeah same, I was shocked no one else said anything

[@steevie1der233]

1:14:03 When Sam starts to slur his words is comedy to me. I love it!

[@tryitout977]

This is awesome plus Sam mentioned new haven pizza!!! Let’s go pepes

[@frankjames2618]

Yessir CT baby

[@darianwillis8520]

My three favorite comedians

[@supa83mg]

How is Chrissy D not straight up shredded with all that energy! 👏🏽😂

[@ryanstoyles7611]

adderall? bad eating habits? only ever does excercise if he can record it as content?

[@Derek_Keenan]

its those child bearing hips babe

[@radhikapatil1986]

John Travolta story was really amazing!

[@leomychalysin460]

Almost too amazing...

[@jorgemartinez42069]

@@leomychalysin460 Yeah, comedians often embellish and make up stories, but Chris tells stories that almost always sound too crazy to be true. I've known several narcissistic people over the course of my life that speak quickly and have stories for literally everything and almost without fail they'd eventually tell a story that I was THERE for and they completely changed the details so that it was a completely different story. When I would call them out they'd just get mad and be like, "Fine, I guess I mixed up some of the details!"

[@leomychalysin460]

@@jorgemartinez42069 Yh ngl no hate to the guy seems like a good guy, and maybe I'm too cynical, but this whole podcast was just too much. I've watched quite a few pods w chris now and he repeats things like "no word of a lie" and "swear to god this happened" throughout. My view is if you're saying those things all the time its because you know deep down there is some word of a lie.

[@jorgemartinez42069]

@@leomychalysin460 Exactly! I forgot to add that, but I had that same thought because the people that I knew that acted like that ALWAYS said something like, "I swear on my mother's life!"

[@leomychalysin460]

@@jorgemartinez42069 Exactly, theres no need to say it all the time if you're telling the truth, it's an acknowledgement that what you're saying is far fetched and potentially untruthful.

[@camwellsfinancial9157]

love you guys

[@matthewelliottheinen]

Cool guest. Awesome stories. Another great wmbd podcast 👍

[@rd5854]

The 3 kings of comedy

[@jaym0nit]

I really wish I was sitting in that empty chair, not saying anything, but tripping out on the energy in this room. 3 modern greats.

[@sophiecartman]

TRULY. 😍

[@michellethompson726]

Great episode!

[@djspencerduh]

Might be the best episode! 😄