Monty Python - The Black Knight - Tis But A Scratch

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A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in which the Black Knight valiantly denies King Arthur from crossing his bridge (or rather a plank of wood) and loses all of his limbs in the process.

[@tristanwalhain8601]

Like how he goes from speaking like: "I move... for no man" to "Chicken, chicken!"

[@theguy6037]

It's like his brain cells were distributed throughout his limbs. More limbs cut, the stupider he gets

[@arcnarc]

He's delusional from lack of blood

[@perpetualheadache6124]

😂

[@Fukei_Mono]

I also love how Arthur went from "O brave knight......." to "you stupid bastard".

[@anormalhuman2662]

@@Fukei_Mono true

[@genuinesaucy]

I love how they're fighting to the death over crossing a 3-foot creek bridge

[@Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer]

wars have been started for less

[@kcz1093]

ikr, the absurdity is they easily could have just climbed over the creek bed in a different area without having to cross the bridge or confront the black knight. Also its never revealed why the black knight was so determined to protect it

[@Evil_gremlin]

Reminds me of for honour when 3 retards fight over water

[@DTux5249]

I mean, a war was fought over 2 countries fighting over who owned *one, singular* , camel

[@DTux5249]

@TV-94 true

[@mukuro8033]

Gotta love how he turned from "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to "chicken chickeeen"

[@dorkbrandon4422]

I love how all the Knights fear and respect Tim the enchanter but then once they see just a rabbit at the cave entrance Sir Robin calls Tim a Tit and a manky Scots Git

[@ChelseaBrownBlatchford]

You mean “None Shall Pass”

[@jarrettowens6073]

Turned from fearsome to someone so annoying you just want them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[@cameronbosch1213]

That's called the Black Knight going into shock from blood loss... 😂

[@69hackerhaha]

Fun fact : the Black Knight’s coat of arms is a boar.. a creature known for ignoring deadly wounds to keep fighting.

[@Lupinthe3rd.]

got to love those subtle details they put into this film

[@sirjanska9575]

Sounds like the sort of detail Terry Gilliam came up with.

[@parker99able]

You straight up took that from a comment made 2 years ago you Pansy 😂

[@pirbird14]

But Arthur was the Boar of Cornwall. In one story, he had to obtain the "mirror, scissors, and comb" from between the ears of a large, wild boar called "the Boar of Cornwall". He did this for a friend who need these items to give a king in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. It was this incident that gave Arthur the name, Boar of Cornwall.

[@wtz_under]

how ironic😂

[@bitingicecream]

Arthur: *slitghly taps black night’s arm* arm: *falls off*

[@Asweetlovesong]

Tis but a scratch

[@bitingicecream]

Lily Balogh true

[@reisushi3459]

Arthur: *slightly taps black night's arm Arm: *ight imma head out*

[@bitingicecream]

when your brother steals your lego so you cut his arm *get nae nae’d*

[@jimhuffman9434]

It's a godly sharp sword

[@connor-cx5wc]

*gets all four limbs cut off* _“Alright, we’ll call it a draw!”_

[@enderite4289]

@Michael Wong what

[@sanejthekkekkara6037]

@@enderite4289 joke

[@bigironmando2234]

@@stevegibson2386 exactly so technically Vietnam wins by forfeit

[@redacted5934]

@Victor Lara you lost to some rice farmers

[@mrwhatshisname2526]

@@redacted5934I'm going to pretend of this as a joke, because A: It's the internet And B: this is a video funnie.

[@BurttheBard]

Arthur had a clear advantage - he was on horseback the whole fight

[@Xiao_LingV69]

*Nameless Knight (ES) nearly beating a Tank, Wizard, and other who I don’t know”

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

And Patsy is lethal backup.

[@Voidi-Void]

​@@Xiao_LingV69rogue

[@High_Tech_Priest]

damn your right he didn't dismount

[@randallrona9618]

"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?" "I'M INVINCIBLE!" One of the best lines I've ever heard. 😆😂🤣

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

You're a loony.

[@XIIIRoxasKeyblades]

You’re a looney.

[@MusicissuperiorEVHROX316]

“You’re a loony!” I’m usually on the floor laughing my head off before the film’s even really got going.

[@subphantom6195]

"You got no arms left!" "It's a flesh wound"

[@Nonobsolete]

The best part hahahaha

[@stomachegg041]

I dont understand

[@christopherstein2024]

They added a lot of stuff in the German dub. In that scene for example it's. "You got no arms left!" "Yes I have." "Then try scratching yourself!" "Just a flesh wound!" Or when he's jumping on one leg "I'll spit in your face and blind you!"

[@zrATT_]

tis but a scratch

[@SahilP2648]

@@christopherstein2024 And why are you saying German dub things exactly?

[@sergiovelasquez9976]

*Loses both arms and legs* "Alright! We'll call it a draw." What a legend.

[@anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807]

Ikr😂

[@valerian_insomniac]

*looses legs* "I'll bite your legs off!' What a leg-end. Ill go...

[@badwolfo2585]

Better then Aniken

[@ask4982]

ValenBelle Ah you shouldn’t have self deprecated on the end there, otherwise it would have been epic. You gotta own it

[@isaacthecold3802]

Mordhau in a nutshell

[@unsungzero6122]

"We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer-" *BAM* That part gets me every time 🤣

[@phantommack5630]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

God wouldn't worry The Black Knight.

[@naluiwata4836]

Come on then

[@royhardingiv1244]

I'll always love this scene. The fact that the Black Knight sounds so badass before they fight just makes it funnier.

[@mattmorehouse9685]

True. The "I move... for no man." is so deep, then the black knight's voice gets more high pitched and shrill. Though I suppose it is understandable considering what he's gone through.

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

The guy survived having his arms and legs cut off. He IS a badass.

[@CommodoreRayne.IMP.C-1824]

Hes the Darth Vader before Darth Vader. Black suit, booming voice and crucially, no limbs

[@KryptedGhost]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *cuts off Anakin’s arm and legs Anakin: ‘Tis but a scratch

[@emmanuelelozano]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: but i have the high ground.

[@ArkaSaurusRex218]

@@emmanuelelozano Fine, well call it a draw then.

[@maxbjork7804]

I HATE U

[@KryptedGhost]

Max Björk you were my my brother sir Anakin. I loved you

[@randomfolk9545]

It would probably instantly cauterize him so he would more or less be ok

[@TheyCallMeNis]

The unexpected kick to the head kills me everytime 1:51

[@vingasoline5068]

“HAVE AT YOU!”

[@Trobtwillis]

@TheyCallMeNis #Me2!

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

In the Black Knight's defence, Arthur did run away while the Black Knight stood his ground. Well, hipped his ground anyway.

[@FanGirl171]

Fun fact: Elvis Presley was obsessed with this movie and when he first watched it he was crying with laughter. He would recite lines from the movie and this was one of his favourite scenes. When he broke his finger playing football he once said “just a flesh wound”.

[@lobstotsbol]

lol

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

lol I thought you were joking until I looked it up. Elvis had good taste in comedy.

[@WhoIsLyriel]

He litterally just said “No.” to death.

[@frostychips8939]

He's like 🖤no

[@Moxxxix]

Death be like: understandable have a good day Death rates drop to zero

[@jennifercorbett8640]

"Actually, fuck dying!"

[@boredman7855]

"Its time to go" "No"

[@plasmabolts4077]

His ability to die is a bugs ability to think past eat, drink, stay away from big animal because it eat small animal

[@vkingsley3]

The guy literally started his victory prayer and got kicked in the face by an armless warrior🤣

[@calus_bath_water]

Yes we saw the video

[@W74_Pizza]

One could say he was *unarmed*

[@CursedAlfie]

now your likes number shall stay the funny!

[@sleepyg1204]

Literally

[@LNYC16]

You may have my 999th like good sir

[@BowserHatGamer]

Every iconic quote: "You make me sad. So be it!" "None shall pass." "Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off! No it isn't. What's that then?" "We thank thee lord, that in thy- (Gets kicked in the head)" "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound." "Chicken! Chickeen!" "What are you gonna do, bleed on me? I'M INVINCIBLE!" "I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

You're a loony.

[@whitewolf-yd2nf]

The kick to the head when Arthur is praying always gets me 😂 then the "you stupid bastard!" 😂

[@LOEKASH]

Fun fact: John Cleese wrote this scene because he hates the saying "you never truly lose until you give up"

[@teardrop6392]

Really? If so kudos to him, that quote always bothered me. At least it made this masterpiece of a scene.

[@harryantino]

@@teardrop6392 I think it’s a good quote but when applied properly 😂

[@noahshad09]

It’s a good saying if you use it right, if you are talking about a country vs country type of thing, But in the way that he thought of it I see where he is coming from.

[@roc-noK]

ok i read that as “john cheese” and i

[@vicsomeone]

Brexit in a nutshell. 🤦‍♂️

[@huygfc4257]

his skill is level 1 but his attitude is over 999.

[@dragonatoryt4141]

How dare yo insult the black knight

[@KubilaySavs]

He put all his upgrade points into health

[@stix8371]

His health it's... IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[@nickkayfabe6147]

More like determination, I’m surprised frisk was able to save and load in undertale because if this guy were there, frisk would just be doomed the moment they had 1 HP without items

[@tashkent561]

Strenght 1, Charisma 100

[@SmubFinger]

"I move. For no man." such powerful delivery on that. The repeated "none shall pass" cutting off the what probably my favorite part of all of this

[@Smarmyieatu32]

“I’ve had worse” so this means this has probably happened before and I guess his arms will grow back

[@roseanncampbell3168]

Yeah hes a secret chameleon 😅

[@Lukanimate709]

​@@roseanncampbell3168 You meant axolotol. Chameleons change color while axolotols regrow limbs.

[@roseanncampbell3168]

@@Lukanimate709 some lizards will regrow their tails I have seen it

[@pong9000]

That's nothing compared to the regenerative powers of newts.

[@MrMcFish219]

@@pong9000 "A newwwt?"

[@nickster5207]

The most stubborn man in history.

[@Wolverines83]

Nickster Games I think you mean brave. or unyielding.

[@jogclemson4430]

@@Wolverines83 what he means by stubborn is the Black Knight refuses to die I'm pretty sure if they did a scene cutting his head off he would still be talking

[@redacted7134]

He's one of those who will refuse that they will die in stubbornness

[@steele_heart77]

Aside from my grandfather.

[@panicatthegasstation]

And you clearly haven't met me when in the twilight of a romantic relationship.

[@lokiijustwannasleep7865]

"None shall pass" "What?" "NONE SHALL PASS"

[@emmanuelelozano]

Gandalf before when he became a great wizard

[@dancrane3807]

Whenever someone says "What" to me, I repeat the same thing I said, only very loudly, like they didn't hear it the first time.

[@elgourdo2539]

As soon as i saw the comment they said the lines

[@adamon5577]

Dudes name none: Okay then

[@elfasto2255]

It’s treason, then..

[@orrie1911]

it's the little dance at 1:59 that has me crying every single time

[@skykrasher4475]

Over 40 years old and this scene remains iconic to this day

[@jamesesterline]

Fun fact: When he has only one leg left he's being played by a guy with only one limb. The rest of the scenes he is played by a normal dude.

[@masonr.powers7196]

James Esterline+ Where are his arms? Tucked into his shirt?

[@rampantbuckler818]

oh shit

[@nagiiboo]

Not so fun now that you said that......

[@rampantbuckler818]

@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly

[@rampantbuckler818]

@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly

[@oscarmadejski3913]

"no it isn't" "then whats that then?" *looks down at arm* "I've had worse

[@amaliakrecik8250]

He didn't say who's it is if he says that the arm isn't his.

[@dudeman6592]

YOU LIAR!

[@chasesmith5216]

@@dudeman6592 black knight: "c'mon you pansy"

[@praisethesun5873]

@@chasesmith5216 Victory is mine

[@jamesnialG]

We all watched the same video dude, but I'm glad to see you got the joke.

[@vanillavitch_]

“Look you stupid bastard you’ve got no arms left!” Favourite line of all time 😂

[@paulandkat314]

This never gets old... doesn't matter how many times I watch it. Comedy gold!

[@HeckinBrandon]

“I’m invincible!” “You’re a looney.”

[@leandrosouza48-t8t]

"The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!"

[@lonlixz2879]

“Come on then”

[@TumbleTrashOfficial]

they say "tis but a scratch is the best line", I say no, IM INVINCIBLE

[@todortodorov2762]

I read it in their voices...

[@MAC-xl5dn]

Alright we'll call it a draw

[@tacoblude8208]

This happened like 1000 years ago, so the black knight is probably still sitting in some secluded British forest without his arms or legs

[@sergeantmajor9938]

He is, I see him occasionally

[@colton5475]

Relly? Where at I've seen him out in Scotland for some reason

[@esalvador4197]

Nah, its probably like 1200's

[@jackattackanims8387]

@@colton5475 yeah I saw him rolling around here too

[@blankblank5409]

Nope probably happened only 600 to 900 years ago which is nothing

[@devenrobinson6861]

“Oleright we’ll call it a draw” gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@zckls]

I like how when King Arthur gets exasperated, Chapman just lets his accent go a little bit Northern.

[@JackBurtonsReflexes]

Little bit Midlands more like. Leicester, innit.

[@upturnedblousecollar5811]

Probably picked up the Northern accent from Patsy.

[@ki975]

*get disintegrated on the atomic level* This guy: Tis but a scratch

[@samarvora7185]

You lie.

[@braydenleclerc5529]

He would say that in one of those echoey disembodied voices

[@internetperson573]

“Where is the black knight” “Gone reduced to atoms” “No I’m not come here and face me like a man”

[@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal]

@@internetperson573 ok you do realise that everything is atoms you can't be reduced to them you already are them

[@internetperson573]

I'm not weird everyone else is weird and I'm normal false. Everything is MADE of atoms, to state that everything IS atoms is to say that everything is a single particle invisible to the naked eye, which is first not true in the slightest, and second, we are visible to the naked eye, so that disproves that we are in fact atoms. However, to the grand scale of the universe, you could consider all of humanity one single atom. And in fact, you can be reduced to atoms, if you were to somehow split apart the atoms that MAKE UP a human body. Please think before you type, and don’t reply to this without thinking, we all know what you not thinking looks like, I will be able to tell clearly

[@carlito8582]

Legend has it the black knight was using 000.00001% of his true power

[@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832]

All his power was store in his left arm and he was just toying with Arthur but then Arthur cut his arm of.

[@trashpanda850]

Bold of you to asume that he even used any of his power.

[@BirdRaiserE]

Esto el fin, Arthur....

[@thecrazyfriend5491]

Black knight vs shaggy. Who’s with me!?!

[@apollyonsbrother5586]

ThTs true because his arm and legs fell off and he didn’t react so this tells us he is stronger than he seems

[@Lettuce-win]

They all actin chill because “Tis But A Scratch”

[@MrStevemur]

No matter how defeated you are, you can always yell “I’ll bite your legs off” and get points for style.

[@nikkinorcal2791]

Black Knight: "I WON THIS SWORD FIGHT, BY A LOT!"

[@Fuzzybeanerizer]

Becoming more apt by the minute!

[@megameerkat2634]

The bards have declared that King Arthur was the winner of this river side duel

[@mrmindyourownbusinessyouno5510]

The orange knight

[@mrchickinman9984]

hehehhehehehehe orange man bad

[@ronoccc]

@@mrchickinman9984 yes he is, very bad indeed. did you not hear his phonecall with the georgia legislaster begging him to overturn the results of the election? wannabe dictator , so yes, bad indeed

[@mr_rapthor]

This must be the ancestor of deadpool

[@MysticIceFire]

Mr. Rapthor but- when did he have kids then?..

[@reinstriver5432]

probably before having his limbs cut off

[@Manfacerobloxmanlydude]

@@reinstriver5432 He still has one limb, if you know what I mean

[@reinstriver5432]

That's the one I don't have ;-;

[@shwjrmrk7619]

Demon lord rimuru u got discord?

[@sheldoncooper3706]

"A scratch?! Your arm's off!" "No, it isn't." "LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!!!!!" "Yes, I have." Some of the greatest comebacks in cinematic history

[@TheCrunchbite]

Greatest movie in history

[@THEknightgamingOfficial]

LOOK!!

[@hardickmcfondle2956]

No one ever mentions the very subtle "woop" when he has his first arm cut off 😂 like he tripped over a rock or something while walking, and it was no big deal, but he's slightly embaressed by it.. gets me every time.

[@tobiasladengast7488]

2020 be like: January: Tis but a scratch February: Just a flesh wound March: I'm invincible! April: Allright. We'll call it a draw

[@PlagueDoctorLife]

May: Ohhh I see, running away ey??

[@primpromnom1650]

How June about to be: you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you!

[@headedhornet30]

July: I'll bite your legs off!

[@greenleafgaming6933]

Funniest comment i seen in a while

[@aarongothmann7247]

Hard to believe this was written before anybody experienced May 2020.

[@Grandmaster_Dragonborn]

*Knight loses every single limb* “Tis but a scratch” *Anakin: Frantically takes notes* 📝

[@tekelupharsin4426]

Hilarious cross-reference. Thanks for the chuckle.

[@dazios6499]

Kowalski writed down Kowalski: Noted

[@sarasullivan2188]

Someone actually wrote a decent Star Wars fanfic involving this scene. The fic is called: Tis But a Scratch, by Do a Barrel Roll.

[@Hazzelgamer-oe8fs]

Its just a flesh wound

[@firstconsul7286]

"Write that down! Write that down!"

[@Gorboduc]

"Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "That isn't an argument, it's just contradiction."

[@Bokaj01]

"I'M INVINCIBLEEE!" "You're a looney"

[@EpicHotCheese]

"Tis but a scratch!" - One of the most iconic line ever!

[@amlivid3497]

Did you see the new GT2RS beat the record?

[@EpicHotCheese]

@@amlivid3497Yes, I've seen it!

[@vulfura]

“What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?”

[@isaiahp.4609]

Just a flesh wound

[@blengdiabloed7335]

"a man who never admits defeat never loses" and this man is the embodiment of that. literally.

[@jamesrichardii9075]

You mean disembodiment right?

[@housel9352]

@@jamesrichardii9075 HA

[@Enaz19]

@General Grievous Hello there

[@blengdiabloed7335]

@@jamesrichardii9075 perhaps lol

[@imaginternet]

So doomguy

[@eggwet8767]

the unparalleled confidence is amazing

[@beyondtheinfinite3263]

1:37 considering that the Black Knight himself said "I've had worse", perhaps the reason Arthur can cut his limbs so easily, it that those are prosthetic limbs, hence his lack of pain.

[@Shiro_Sora]

One of the most legendary fights of history.

[@brizkythetog5621]

Yes

[@brobunni]

Agreed

[@unitytroughsocialisam2163]

@@brobunni i stalo koments

[@vin2070]

Indeed oh wise stranger on the internet

[@shai310]

Not to mention it ended with a draw so we need a rematch

[@BillyBones-ui9ck]

"I'M INVINCIBLE" "you're a looney"

[@slidsnake8539]

The black knight always trumps!! Come on man. Oh right we call it a draw

[@Pixel3572]

@@slidsnake8539 triumphs*

[@hue_solaris]

Skype gif sound

[@bryanlemmens68]

People on meth:

[@oh3681]

@@slidsnake8539 trumps? 😂

[@LiftUpYourEyes]

The knights silence and dead seriousness was chilling after seeing the tone of the rest of the movie. He really stood out.

[@BrightyLikeThat]

2:53 “I’LL BITE YOUR LEG OFF” bold for someone with a helmet

[@NNNNEEEEAAAAMMMM]

He can do it

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

Black Knight: Gets decapitated Crowd: Finally got rid of that The head in the basket:

[@darkdruidsvale]

“Say again? You thought I was finished?”

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

“Look, you stupid bastard, you have no body left.”

[@dev_ai04]

“Yes I do”

[@darkdruidsvale]

@@dev_ai04 “your just a head!”

[@CarlyCurly_]

“I can still bite you!”

[@gamingwithandre99]

Black Knight's stats: Attack: 50 Defense: 20 Speed: 10 HP: Over 9000

[@builderdude3428]

How much is upgrading

[@huynguyenquang7435]

@@builderdude3428 cost arms and legs

[@builderdude3428]

@@huynguyenquang7435 ok

[@builderdude3428]

@@huynguyenquang7435 casually cuts off arms & legs, for max level upgrading "Is this enough" Says buyer

[@sevenkagami5345]

Unique skill aquired

[@charleschapman4744]

The preceding inclusion of the Green Knight is a lovely touch in this film. Receiving a longsword to the head will not cause any lasting damage to a knight whose custom is to be decapitated.

[@Howlingburd19]

Crazy fact: the Black Knight was actually played by two different people! John Cleese plays the Black Knight until he’s down to one leg. Then an actual one-legged person (his name is Richard Burton [not to be confused with the Welsh actor]) is in the Black Knight’s armor!

[@aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa3862]

“What are you gunna do bleed in me?” *IM INVINCIBLE*

[@jimhuffman9434]

He may have acid blood

[@ericmonaco4509]

You're a looney

[@thepickleking5717]

when u made a typo and said bleed in me that was pretty sexual ngl

[@vladimirlenin8892]

Eric Monaco THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS

[@ahnafm.m.z7750]

The 1,1k like

[@arealteletubby1923]

Fun fact : the symbol on the black knight's tunic is a boar which is know to be heavily injured but to still fight

[@abithefallenhuman921]

It's also the symbol of the Campbell Clan. (same as how the golden dragon is the symbol of House Pendragon)

[@00_rei90]

Until you put a round in its head

[@Cactuardude]

@@00_rei90 but if you shoot the black knight in the head he will still survive

[@seanspindleshanks2529]

God, thos movie is so good

[@Someoneyeeted]

But he isn't heavily injured tis but a scratch

[@yunggk7776]

What people don't call out about this fight Is that it had pretty realistic and grounded choreography

[@soleo2783]

Lmao

[@rolandmcdanel944]

Black Knight: *gains technology* Black Knight: *mechanical breathing*

[@DiabeticDingus]

*has one health* ‘‘Tis but a scratch”

[@dustyfella]

*is poisoned at the same time* 'Tis but a splinter

[@DiabeticDingus]

hole lee shit 300 likes!

[@urdnotwrex2538]

one smol birb he needs to go into the pause menu and eat some cabbage

[@tc_48]

A scratch!? Your HP's on 1!

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

How I feel when im cocky in dark spuls"oh damn got no estus get hit once and all health is down from 1240 to 1 TIS BUT A SCRATCH"

[@naughtymelon6712]

I love the fact that Arthur starts to pray and then the knight just kicks him in the head. It’s perfect.

[@toonbat]

It's even better that he's thanking God for his mercy, after horribly mutilating someone.

[@uncanny3637]

@@toonbat Well he started it and gave him mercy.

[@lvateinn8258]

Were arthur and the britons Christians ? As i call, the anglo-Saxons were still pagans at that time

[@cringeanarchy7675]

@@lvateinn8258 they were catholic

[@jssgopman]

@@cringeanarchy7675 So obviously worse than pagan.

[@TheTiznone]

I come to watch this scene every now and then and it always amazes me how every line in this is comedic genius

[@MRBRICKSTHE2ND]

Bro got the Anakin treatment

[@SmallGreenGodzillaGoober]

W comment

[@thesexybatman263]

Death: "Come, my child, your time has come." Black Knight: *ＮＯ* Death: "ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ"

[@CartoonyPirate]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .....

[@unitytroughsocialisam2163]

@@CartoonyPirate Demoni k laughing

[@Christian-dk5uo]

Black knight: *Literally got shred into pieces* Black knight:Dumb b*tch

[@DinnerMuffin]

1,000th like!

[@skullyskaric7779]

look you stupid bastard you got no arms left! 0_0

[@infraredsg4606]

The Black Knight could've won after losing his arms if he strategically kicked Arthur between the legs

[@bunger8469]

Every men's weak spot.

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

He went easy on Arthur that’s why he didn’t use all his power

[@DefaultDerrick]

He did though as he was getting up lol you didn't hear the grunt?

[@lusir.]

he did at 1:58

[@justinnamuco9096]

I was anticipating that.

[@uhhangel]

whos here after herbert quoted this

[@heimpai2282]

That's how he was last year with his shoulder and ribs lmfao

[@cody-elijahwatson3416]

Tarnished: Tis but a scratch Melenia: a scratch? Your arms off

[@godversesans5152]

Ti's nothing but a flesh wound

[@KashimoHajime266]

Let me solo her ahh moment

[@GiRR007]

i almost had a heart attack when he kicked him when he was kneeling down XD

[@ShoeNerd]

*KLONG*

[@crusadeknight4891]

ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND

[@fatimapotherat4652]

@JD Gust of Wind Dance qqqq qqqqqq Qqqqqqqqqqq

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

XD

[@mr.burnsgaming8985]

1:54

[@ethanvillarreal5766]

“You never lose till you give up” And I took that personally

[@brendafazzio7388]

More like and I took that literally

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on KZbin. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear ethan

[@cantthinkofausername6749]

@@AxxLAfriku whar?

[@kishascape]

@@cantthinkofausername6749 spam baiting

[@TonyEnglandUK]

You lose when someone's chopped off so many limbs you are target practice for pigeons.

[@babygiraffe123]

2:11 to 2:23 ALWAYS cracks me up. 😂

[@boyfangirl6321]

"We thank thee, Lord. That in thy-" **CLANK** "Come on, then!" "WHATT??" "hAVe aT YOu!!!!" Best part for me. The way his prayer is cut off by a foot that came outa nowhere- 😂😂😂

[@Patricia-CBs-Wife]

*The original Deadpool*

[@anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807]

Lol😂

[@megamovieman101]

And let's be honest, the funnier Deadpool.

[@duhitsmicah7584]

Tommy Hass yah

[@polski_dezerter]

@@duhitsmicah7584 ah

[@JustAGamerPerson]

@polski dezerter Sah.

[@halloeverybodhi613]

"hits arm" *Shoulder fucking disintegrates from a single touch*

[@jonathanbradley4896]

Excalibur OP please nerf

[@mrpicklejar4391]

@@jonathanbradley4896 lol

[@lazyswappedskeleton2]

pov: little brother

[@rubub8455]

i don't know if they didn't want to make it look like the arm was actually sliced off for whatever reason or if they just did it for comedic effect

[@josephpeters7627]

@@rubub8455 This film's from the 70s, do you expect stellar effects?

[@athos401]

This man is the definition of confidence over substance

[@Evamme534]

I really like how the symbol on the black knights chest is of a wild boar, a creature known for taking serious injuries but seemingly not noticing and carrying on fighting.

[@gabrielagustinhomas]

I love how Arthur remains so respectful and formal when he’s literally butchering the guy.

[@SinAster_19]

I mean when the guy is literally immortal I don't think losing your formality woukd be a good idea

[@b1bis204]

i think that because knight were noble so they are respectful against each other even in battle

[@tomas_iss7469]

@@SinAster_19 kinda random but I’d like to know, when did you decide to use that profile picture, I remember seeing the game and loving it way before I started seeing dozens of people use Niko as their profile picture in every video, apparently it got a rise of popularity and I’d like to know about it

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hahaha great comment

[@SinAster_19]

@@tomas_iss7469 i got into the oneshot fandom like a year ago its a game thats becoming more popular since pyro played it on stream

[@russellcrawley3299]

"...... It's just a flesh wound.". Easily one of the greatest lines in cinema history.

[@smackingjack425awesome3]

Not as great as these lines: “You can’t handle the truth!” -A Few Good Men “You…Are…A…TOY!!!” -Toy Story “Get away from her, you bitch!” -Aliens

[@MdVaDc]

Get away from her you bitch sent chills down my spine when I was a kid. That whole part when Ripley goes back to get newt would have me on the edge of my seat. I was 8 when that movie came out and I still remember watching that so many times when I was a kid on the edge of my seat each and every time like I hadn't seen it before. Like something different was gonna happen. 80s movies were awesome

[@alan30189]

I use that term myself, whenever I have any kind of bleeding wound. 😂🤣

[@erikb8877]

Mandela effect has me remembering the line, “tis merely a flesh wound”

[@KeithX2024]

2:10

[@NoneYaBuissnessOfficial]

The true definition of: "We can't end it off with a loss".

[@edwardprice140]

RIP Sir Knight

[@jasontawa]

"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?" I cant stop laughing at that

[@TheDragonninja1983]

"I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"

[@brendorkusaviation8930]

@@TheDragonninja1983 “YOU’RE A LOONEY”

[@TheDragonninja1983]

@@brendorkusaviation8930 Black Knight: "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS, HAVE AT YOU, Come on then."

[@wolverine_779]

@@TheDragonninja1983 All Right, well call it a draw

[@antibigotpolice]

@@wolverine_779 Come, Patsy!

[@chickentendies9581]

“I didn’t lose i merely failed to win” - oversimplified

[@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670]

So you failed

[@Knukszt]

@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 nO! I jUst FouNd 1000 waYs tO MaRelY nOt WiN!!1!

[@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670]

@@Knukszt so you didn't win

[@saulesalejos4483]

@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 But we didnt loose, but they win, but we didnt win, but they didnt loose, but they didnt win, but we didnt win, but they didnt win...

[@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670]

@@saulesalejos4483 r/Ihadastroke

[@rennac3152]

The way he interrupted the kings praying with that first kick had my dying

[@meesvanhees9951]

2:09 i like how he says: 'just a fleshwound!'

[@platinumfalcon798]

also the way Arthur says *"LoOK!"*

[@ebhidbhidhbibjhdhibdbhd528]

@@santiagogabrielolazahenost5634 it’s a single second bro

[@icezem4797]

Then he proceeds to Roman Kick him

[@BuggaBoy69]

He says it like he’s lost his arm a dozen times before

[@tashkent561]

_"jus' a fléshwund!"_

[@deathrobot10k58]

“Tis’ but a scratch!” “A scratch? your arm’s off!” “no it isn’t” *SPEECH 100*

[@j.t8529]

"Then what's that?"

[@j.t8529]

@ׁ "You Liar"

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@j.t8529 Come on you pansy!

[@veltzon4322]

@@Enterprise-D666 *slices again* Victory is mine!

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@veltzon4322 (Kneels down on one leg) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy….

[@gubbs6904]

"We'll call it a draw" 😭

[@metalgrinch]

I love how he just denies the obvious 😂🤣 "Your arm's off." "No it isnt." "You've got no arms left!" "Yes I have!" 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@davidnissim589]

I like how the "bridge" he's guarding is just a plank of wood

[@brandonhughes4076]

Over small creek that you could literally just jump

[@MarcDufresneosorusrex]

👍😁🙈

[@warlordofbritannia]

Should have just asked three questions, could have kept his limbs then

[@wootle]

The butter genius and humor of Monty Python!

[@eamonlyons8318]

​@@warlordofbritanniaI thought it was 5 questions

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

The black knight guy is possibly one of the most powerful characters in fiction.

[@The_whales]

Thanos has been real silent after this….

[@StarWithAPencil]

Goku has been real silent after this....

[@yajurraghavan4193]

Saitama wants to fight him.

[@yajurraghavan4193]

Alien X created him.

[@dixie4104]

Galactus, darksied, Thanos, and Superman, got nothing on the black knight!

[@rayhanmustakim7073]

Space Marines everytime they got injure: "Tis but a scratch"

[@Molten_Freddy.]

Legend, has it The black knight is still there yelling till this day

[@genematthewjuanico9532]

Me accidentally hurting my little brother: What happened: 1:18 How my brother describes it to our mom: 1:25

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Lmao

[@Amazin_Grace]

Same here (sometimes)

[@JACOBANTZ]

How you describe it to your mum: Tis but a scratch

[@silentjoker45]

@@JACOBANTZ is brother: my arm fell off

[@medoesstuff9288]

How your brother feel: 1:31

[@Andominicus]

"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so." Fits this scene so well

[@_C66]

Here from oversimplified around u?

[@Neuwey331]

@@_C66 Probably not, the wise quote is probably popular among philosophers.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

haha! pro

[@G_Macks]

It’s funny because the writer made this scene because he hated that quote

[@Resi1ience]

@MADVOCATE 000 A lot of people forget that Sun Tzu's stuff, and old war literature and philosophy don't _really_ apply nowadays. A victor is definitely victorious when he uses aerial carpet bombs.

[@M8OfTheNorth]

*When your health bar is at 5% but endurance is maxed out.*

[@RagingBallHighWycombe]

"Alright, We'll call it a DRAW.." 😅😅😅 What a line! 😂

[@Ryan.82-u8c]

Rasputin: Gets poisoned, shot, and thrown into a freezing river Also Rasputin: 1:31

[@pz1007]

Its the magic

[@hughjass8502]

2:26

[@Crabbob365]

RA RA RASPUTIN

[@kahiruo]

@@Crabbob365 LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[@Crabbob365]

@@kahiruo THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

[@Comkill117]

"Your arm's off!" "No it isn't!" "Well what's that then?" "...I've had worse."

[@k-boi420]

You liar!

[@Aselloutguy]

BRO WAS SAYING NUH-UH BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR

[@TonyEnglandUK]

I wish I could see the fight where the Black Knight had worse.

[@Matt78778]

YOU LIAR!!!!!!

[@simplywatching2470]

​"come on, you pansy!"