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[@ElvistheAlien]

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[@SkootSkeet69]

Poopoo

[@shrekisthebestanime3644]

L

[@shrekisthebestanime3644]

SkootSkeet69 I love poo

[@Jack-bv1re]

PoGGers

[@opandzar49]

Not a fan of bbq

[@BruceWillisiscool]

I gotta put food on the table somehow.

[@elijah02]

Hi Bruce Willis from hit movie Die Hard

[@davidlewis1787]

Have you considered moonlighting?

[@BruceWillisiscool]

@@davidlewis1787 I'll probably just take the easy way and start an onlyfans

[@TheBatbike]

Break it down for me

[@fockingreat1125]

I'll take you on anytime, punk

[@sebastianlepper1431]

Sometimes I think Bruce’s acting ability was all stored in his hair

[@SkulSmashre]

His hair left him after die hard

[@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553]

What about pulp or unbreakable or the sixth sense or 12 monkeys (yes I didn't forget about that one unlike everyone else)

[@Uminagi_XIII]

You've ever heard about the story about Samson?

[@Gatorade69]

@@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 People forget about 12 Monkey ? That film is unforgettable. Love Brad Pitt in it.

[@tonijelecevic9238]

Vin Diesel :"hair is important but not as much as family"

[@fancyhat6505]

Apparently he's just trying to make as many movies as he can before his brain deteriorates too much. He has been developing serious memory issues in recent years apparently

[@mrcydonia]

Yep, it was officially announced that he has aphasia.

[@davidkanavel4241]

@@mrcydonia um that's just a symptom. Aphasia is not a disease, it's CAUSED by a disease or Injury. How do I know, I have Broca's Aphasia, caused by a TBI in the Army and then an attempted suicide. Unless he's got Huntington's or Alzheimer's or he had a stroke he'll be fine with therapy.

[@Swordsoulreaver]

@@davidkanavel4241 He has a brain issue, then. What he has isn't treatable via therapy, his brain is deteriorating. He has memory issues, can't communicate or understand other people properly either.

[@LuciferLuvss]

@@davidkanavel4241 yes but you don’t know what caused it, relax bub this isn’t about you. could be a stroke could be a brain tumor, show some respect. 🫤

[@horacthy8577]

I know one day i will appreciate 1 of these garbage hahaha. I think glass is the last movie where he kinda in his prime for the last time

[@bastideluna6975]

Turns out he was diagnosed with dementia (FTD Aphasia) and was churning out straight to dvd movies to retire. I wish him and his family the best.

[@PolentaTaragnarock]

Yeah, i hope he can still live a fulfilling life with the time he has.

[@surg23]

It's amazing that so few people acknowledge what a first-rate A-hole he is in RL.

[@esbenm6544]

That's not really a respectable thing to do though. He was already a millionaire and this is called selling out regardless.

[@Nay-kp6uu]

​@esbenm6544 It's not for him, he was banking up to leave as much as he can for his kids and family.

[@ArmitageShanksMC]

It was his management taking advantage of his illness. He was basically at a point where he was completely unaware of what was going on.

[@midnightfenrir]

He's the Anti Nicolas Cage. The only role he's suitable to play is retiring/sidelined professional and the guy that's a grizzled vet in any 80's anime that dies saving the younger protagonist.

[@BlazingOwnager]

People give Nicolas Cage a lot of shit but he occasionally pulls out absolutely awesome movies. Sure a lot are flops but we can forget the flops and will remember the great films (like Mandy) for far, far longer. Willis.. it's all flops.

[@rasmuskock8077]

@@BlazingOwnager I mean, Willis was in RED, and that quickly became a classic heist flick, so I guess he had some decent roles, but most of them are pretty terrible and one-note. Hell even in RED he plays the same old retiring guy he plays 90% of the time. Otherwise I agree fully

[@FanFanBessie2]

Him & Nic are about even. They probably used to ditch acting class together..😂

[@aaronkordish7948]

@@FanFanBessie2 I think you are thinking of Willy's Wonderland, not Mandy.

[@FanFanBessie2]

@@aaronkordish7948 Dang it. I'll fix that right now. Thanks - I practically saw those two movies back to back... Damns...👍 I think I'll just delete the post altogether... Thanks for the correction.

[@JesusChristismyLord316]

The real life Homer Simpson of acting

[@jupitershanty]

Awww, it's just ole Brucy Bruce.

[@l.p3861]

Homer is actually entertaining though and has more than one facial expression

[@unmitigated-claustrophobia]

Yes

[@garcia83viz]

Wow.. nail on the head , lol

[@garcia83viz]

I loved Bruce in Sixth Sense, and 12 Monkeys. Not an action hero at all!!! He plays a really awesome soft spoken, nonchalant bald dude .

[@opennanoor]

Rewatching this after Bruce’s diagnosis explains a lot

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

Yeah, but everybody knew back then, that he was going mentally incapable.

[@sadie9728]

What's weird is they're STILL coming out.

[@maninanikittycat4238]

What was he diagnosed

[@yoginella]

@@maninanikittycat4238 dementia

[@ProtoMarcus]

@@maninanikittycat4238 Aphasia - _aphasia is a disorder that affects how you communicate. It can impact your speech, as well as the way you write and understand both spoken and written language._

[@HobbitGaming]

Yeah, apparently Bruce knew that he wasn't going to be able to act for much longer due to medical reasons. He made as many movies as possible (including voice overs) to make sure his family was well looked after

[@MrBlack252]

It's because Bruce Willis has fallen into the Steven Seagal career choice pattern where when he's older he just does all of these C and D movies for a paycheck. Bruce doesn't care about acting anymore he no longer takes on passion projects or things he's excited about he just does it for the money now. Also I heard he was a real douchebag to work with. Like a real douchebag.

[@Jay-mt6nu]

You heard...but got any proof bro

[@jasperpuccinelli5856]

@@Jay-mt6nu there's tons of documentation on it look it up

[@hermask815]

@@jasperpuccinelli5856 some links to videos?

[@user-qb1lq9xf1d]

Yes because this guy and google know all. Haha. Losers

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

80% of male actors are divas tbh.

[@rikkicrowder7134]

Bruce Willis is like Nicolas Cage in that he'll take literally any role just for the paycheck, but at least Nick brings a special chaotic energy to his roles that occasionally makes the movie somehow end up working

[@jej.claess269]

I almost feel like Nic Cage chose to star in those weird B, C and D movies solely because he’d be more in charge on how he could play his character. His acting has been off the walls nuts lately, and it’s made the movies he plays in thoroughly enjoyable somehow.

[@infidelcastro6687]

cage can still act in the right role

[@VlazeSkylax]

Like Willy's Wonderland?

[@jonpaul3868]

His new film "pig" is great. You gotta know that his "bad actings" were deliberate.

[@suqmadique9762]

at least nick is fun, willis is just old and sad

[@janejankoski5699]

Bruce Willis has just retired due to aphasia😭😭😭 What a horrible ending to his career. I wish him the best in his retirement 😭😭

[@concept5631]

Here here

[@requiemcollectiblesgaming]

It all makes sense now, unfortunately.

[@TheUbberman]

I'd like to imagine Bruce drinking from his flask in Breach wasn't ever part of the script or intended, but noone could make him stop or take away the flask he brought.

[@Alexandra-wp2qo]

😂

[@ksenomorf4566]

lol

[@jh2325]

Truth lol

[@mrdrprof99]

And that "moonshine" was actually just him making classic bathtub biker meth.

[@LoreleiCatherine]

The way I just cackled 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@claudialomeli4048]

Bruce Willis can't pull the older gentleman action hero; Liam Neeson and Denzel Washington can do it because they're good actors, Nicolas Cage is self-aware and can sell the self-parody in bad action movies, and Keanu Reeves has a quiet dignity that helps him portray action roles. Bruce Willis has none of these qualities.

[@akonkonvictmusic2004]

S tier analysis

[@mala6238]

100% agreed.

[@razif6916]

👍

[@nerdy1701]

How bout the movie red

[@angelcanez4426]

LoL how Nicolas Cage gets away with it cuz he's so bad.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

Well the rumours are true, he was doing as many films as possible, irrespective of the quality, to put cash in the bank before retiring. Just announced he is quitting acting after being diagnosed with Aphasia.

[@doanale3344]

I'm thinking the aphasia actually might explain why the quality of acting is so poor as well. Reports he can't remember lines and all.

[@davidkanavel4241]

You can't be diagnosed with Aphasia. It's a symptom not a disease/injury. Alzheimer's, Huntington's, stroke, TBI those cause aphasia of three 3 types. From what's been reported me mostly has Broca's probably from a TBI from one of his movies and he never got the right treatment.

[@alexmammoth2916]

@@davidkanavel4241 people with broca's speak in broken English as the injury impacts the motor strip. Meaning he would understand language but have issues producing it. Even with hm this kind of language problem a person can't repeat lines at the rate he does. Not saying he doesn't have an aphasia as it's possible he has a fluent aphasia but it's likely not broca's. /a neuroscientist

[@davidkanavel4241]

@@alexmammoth2916alrighty, and yeah I mentioned on other comment I have Broca's (injury from an explosion in the Army). I think the VA doctor calls it Mild Broca's Aphasia, about 20-30% I have a hard time putting out words. I tend to mime the damn word and people at work have gotten used to it. And then I do have problems with understanding speech too, I hear people talking but I miss alot of the damn words. I've learned with that to just watch people's mouths and almost lip read and it tends to help (if people are turned away from me I'm gonna hear about 20% of what they day) I just suggested it as alot of the reports say he knows the lines just has a hard time saying them now, as these last few movies he has only a few lines. And listening to him he sounds like I do some times when I speak. And Bruce was one of the people my Dr was talking about of people who he thought had it (guess he was right).

[@martinlundberg7070]

@@davidkanavel4241 If you haven't watched Red Letter Medias thing on Bruce Willis movies, you'll also see he's been using earpiece where they speculate his lines are being told to him so that he just repeats what they say. That has nothing to do with the aphasia, but probably due to an ongoing dementia with problems remembering lines. (speculation about his dementia has been going on for a few years).

[@Lonewanderer30]

0:48 Well, we got the answer, he has aphasia. He was simply getting as much done and as many paychecks in before he was forced to quit.

[@wizzzer1337]

Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal are in a competition on who can make the most buck for the least amount of effort possible. it's actually impressive how they turned complete laziness into an art form, in a way they have won the real American dream.

[@ryckarduhryckarduh180]

Nicholas Cage is right behind them (although he does decent stuff from time to time)

[@EdB-qh4up]

He wants one million dollars per day work. He is being paid One Day Of Shooting: END OF THE MISTERY.

[@ryckarduhryckarduh180]

@@EdB-qh4up end of mistery? When did the mistery began??

[@wool578]

@@ryckarduhryckarduh180 the mystery began with your mom

[@ryckarduhryckarduh180]

@@wool578 is that the best you can come up with, homophobic butt?

[@zeusdeus6550]

Choosing Bruce was a brilliant idea. Since he has no hair cropping him out for the hologram shots it’s much easier.

[@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724]

Reminds me of that scene in that 70s show where red appears as a figment of Eric's imagination when he gets his car stuck in the cold.

[@zeusdeus6550]

@@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 😂😂that couldn’t be a more accurate description. I think the effects on that 70’s show were better too😂😂

[@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724]

@@zeusdeus6550 you finished my comment. Yes I even thought of editing or next reply to express how even their effect were superior to this. Lol

[@xenxander]

I never thought of that, honestly.. xD

[@chingariapkaapnaraju]

And what you think about vin diesel🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@J.S.3259]

I have a pet theory about Willis. He apparently suffered a Traumatic Brain Injury on the set of Tears of the Sun (2003), which resulted in a lawsuit against the filmmakers. Perhaps he simply cannot recall as many lines anymore and does not have the same cognitive faculties that he once did.

[@matthew0dublin]

Jeeze, you weren't far off!

[@Helljumper425]

I really hope that if he suffered a TBI it wasn't Tears of the Sun, that movie holds a special place in my heart.

[@sorrenblitz805]

Well since he has confirmed he has aphasia and can't really communicate verbally well anymore I think the TBI he suffered from in that movie probably caused it.

[@imthiazmuhassin3267]

Now it's gotten worse. He's diagnosed with dementia now.

[@concept5631]

Well damn

[@oubimcius4032]

He knew his dementia was going to hit and hit hard.☹️😢

[@robertschnobert9090]

I think you meant to say... Die Hard 😂

[@kieranbowman2624]

Kevin Smith said working with Bruce Willis was the most soul crushing thing he's ever done, he said he's so dull and depressing in real life, I know Nicholas cage makes millions of weird movies but atleast he's a walking meme and funny af without trying to be

[@AnnoyingTiger888]

That's sad to hear. I wonder if he's suffering and just not getting help for it.

[@sincereeastman6972]

@@AnnoyingTiger888 who gives a shit, Bruce Willis is just the level of Steven Seagal acting, lazy

[@mattmoves5920]

He is just making his last movies before retirement, of course he is tired, he had a pretty intense life, give him a break

[@theprophet9429]

Dreadful man, dreadful actor.

[@kingsleycy3450]

Bruce Willis is so devoid of joy sometimes I wonder if he even eats.

[@Sm0k3turt]

All the jokes where Elvis makes better special effects than the movie is terrifying.

[@ReplayedCo]

Check the bottom of the description, it was us 😎

[@thisisrex1676]

@@ReplayedCo Damn that's cool

[@Sm0k3turt]

@@ReplayedCo oh holy shit nice

[@alexillescas8521]

This video has unfortunately not aged well. Let’s hope Bruce Willis can enjoy his life knowing we all appreciate the hard work he’s tried to put in all to show his love of acting.

[@tyler2326386]

Yeah but no one knew until now. Can't blame Elvis, we all thought they sucked as well. Plus he even asks what's wrong.

[@chay2887]

was looking for this comment and i found it, bruce has been going through a lot lately and people just wrote it off as him wanting money

[@colejack4401]

Well shit, I just looked up whats been going on with Bruce Willis, and I feel bad for him now.

[@carolinhoundin5631]

Why did this video "aged badly"? The movies he’d recently done are still pretty trash. The fact that he now is ill and will no longer act doesn’t change that

[@agentace1476]

I mean wasn’t he just diagnosed with that though you can still call stuff out for being bad though so no the video aged fine

[@imthiazmuhassin3267]

So it turns out he's not well and has stepped away from acting now. This now makes a lot of sense as to why he's acting in real bad movies...

[@Luna-Starfrost]

Well, Bruce Willis has one big problem: He's not Nick Cage.

[@nomadiac0830]

All of his movies are ass now too

[@rightlyexiled]

@@nomadiac0830 exactly

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Cage is a much better actor

[@steveguy3]

It's Nic not nick

[@unconcernedcitizen4092]

@@nomadiac0830 Nic has some very good movies from recent years.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It's sad to see a great actor get reduced to these types of movies

[@Jartran72]

Can you be a great actor without great acting skills?

[@timwatchesmovies]

He's not reduced to it, it's just an easy paycheck. He shows up for a day, films a few scenes, and boom some quiche.

[@KS-db3we]

Oh you are here too

[@Gatorade69]

Is he a great actor though ? He's definitely been a good actor depending on the movie but I feel great is a bit of a stretch.

[@CrizzyD91]

@@Gatorade69 I actually think that he did have some serious acting chops, he's done action, he's done comedy, he's done drama. Don't forget that he didn't start off an action hero like Arnie and Stallone (Moonlighting), but can you imagine anyone else in the role of John McClane? It's just that post 2000 he's not been in any standout movies, a few decent ones but nothing that really lit the critics on fire.

[@agnostic1247]

Oh, boy… Algorithm serves this up to me days after Willis announced he’s afflicted with aphasia. I completely agree with the premise, but sort of feel it needs an addendum now.

[@kyler247]

"and I have to ask: what the f**** happened to bruce willis?" *bruce gets diagnosed with aphasia shortly after this video was released*

[@CrizzyD91]

A lot of comparisons here to Nick Cage and how he's done well with bad movies, but I'd say that Nick Cage has embraced pulp movies (or they've embraced him) and has had success. Bruce Willis has just gotten old and tired and just doesn't care anymore. That's the difference and why Cage is loved.

[@monke12354]

Nah I like Cage wayyyyyy more just because the way he over acts can be hilarious. Bruce is hard to enjoy because he phones it in so bad, it ain't even funny-bad lol

[@mala6238]

Cage is cult.

[@CrizzyD91]

@Hasan Kahraman Bro, is Abandoned Silent Hill or not?

[@mala6238]

@Hasan Kahraman hostel is a masterpiece.

[@chillieice]

I agree. I watched Willy's Wonderland last week and its just a stupid movie but I had a blast watching it because of the cast where Cage has the lead.

[@DarkWestern]

I bet the flasks Bruce was drinking were just him out of character, and it was easier to write him as a moonshine maker than edit them all out.

[@tcajonsack4537]

This video is kinda sad with the latest news

[@omniexistus]

man has Aphasia now I get it at first I thought he was just dialing it in....likely he was lined up to do these crappy moviews by his leech agent

[@revengeofthemaskfilm6189]

So my friend is actually the Stunt coordinator for these films and I can tell you he’s literally on set for less than six days at a time sometimes only one day that’s how we can do so many in a short period of time.

[@bodukes6062]

I gotta ask: why does he do these?

[@stevereed2472]

@@bodukes6062 money

[@melvinthebravefish9788]

Is he really a jerk on set?

[@beckstheimpatient4135]

@@melvinthebravefish9788 he's been reported as being as asshole in general. I still absolutely adore his older stuff and I liked him a lot, kinda sad to see him like this...

[@MichaelMichael-us6wq]

I mean, he’s pretty much your grandpa, that is still into republican-politics.

[@IBradFrazer]

Bruce Willis's acting ability is purely dependent on how much he gets paid.

[@Petersorg]

That makes a lot of sense! Lol

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

not really. he plays the cool 90s guy. it worked in the 90s now its 2021 and comes off like hes the insecure uncle trying to be tough.

[@LazyKingAus]

@@zyourzgrandzmaz think about when his problem started and look at his pay🤣🤣

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

@@LazyKingAus yeah he got like under 20k for this role.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Was payed like $16m for his last die hard movie. I don't get it... I think he's bored...

[@rahulrajala1166]

Probably wanted or needed the money to secure his family’s future after being diagnosed with aphasia

[@tiaaaron3278]

Isn't he worth 200+ millions of dollars?

[@astonewall.912]

@@tiaaaron3278 he's been taking roles like these to set aside money for his family

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@astonewall.912 That doesn't answer my question.

[@astonewall.912]

@@tiaaaron3278 i was just letting you know what his reasoning was... saying you sarcastically asked a question you clearly already knew the answer to right?

[@robertschnobert9090]

Haha I mean you need at least a billion dollars to retire. Everyone knows that, right? 🌈 ​@@astonewall.912

[@remylebeau7258]

Now we know why his last year's has been fubar.

[@undeadcannibal]

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't he almost like Steven Seagal now? He's starring in all these bad movies for the check, but on set they become nightmares to work with? I feel like I recall reading a bunch of others experiences with him that were mostly awful...

[@tuckershuff1441]

Only difference is that Bruce Willis was once good.

[@siukong]

He's pretty infamous for having checked out and stopped caring going on about 15-20 years now. As to how he is on set I couldn't say as I've heard both good and bad.

[@hafirenggayuda]

Seagal is, somewhat, got a narcist pride in showing off (his aikido, gun handling, singing, etc) Willis is kinda giving up altogether

[@Onyx1987]

@@hafirenggayuda Segal can do none of those things in real life, which is the hilarious part. And the skills that do show up in movies, he still does horribly. He's definitely a narcissist fraud through and through.

[@hafirenggayuda]

@@Onyx1987 yeah. The intention are different. Seagal do it for his pride while Willis for money. Honestly, there are way too many questionable things Seagal do (reality show, Putin, dancing). Willis at least still trying to look sane.

[@SK-ww7ud]

He's in bad movies because it's easy money, not that there's anything necessarily wrong with that, although it is a shame that he's not in anything good any more. He definitely makes bank off of these movies they probably pay through the nose for him

[@mattmoves5920]

@kangarooster Sixth sense, Pulp fiction and other movies are great

[@FanFanBessie2]

I loved the show Moonlighting when I was a kid. He had a great comedic side back then. He started taking himself too seriously when he started doing movies. Honestly, he should've hired an acting coach. He has the range of a spitwad.

[@zherean42069]

and mission impossible too

[@TallicaMan1986]

@kangarooster While I think his best movie is Fifth Element. I think his next best role is actually Sin City. Then The Whole Nine Yards, 12 Monkeys, Unbreakable and RED.

[@TallicaMan1986]

@kangarooster Yeah, inspite of that phase. It was still a fun movie. He had chemistry with the cast.

[@mutterbuffin6916]

I figured part of the reason was because he was sick and is getting to the point where he can't do things like he did. I thought he had an illness where his mind was deteriorating. I think they even said they had to have a seperate person tell him his lines because he was having trouble remembering. It's really sad. I still love him as an actor and think he's still doing amazing.

[@PossibleGamer]

Oof

[@concept5631]

Poor guy.

[@cryptidnomad3850]

And now 7 months later we find out he's been dealing with Aphasia,,,

[@Pete_the_Fuzzball]

Like Harrison Ford he just doesn't care anymore, it's just a job to him. He shows up to set like a teenager showing up to their job at target.

[@hafirenggayuda]

At least Ford is still give some minimum act, while Willis is almost not exist

[@Kal-El207]

Ford gives something that’s worth watching. In Blade Runner 2042 he still gives 100% when he needs to. Willis clearly said fuck it.

[@suqmadique9762]

ford has more dignity, unless there are a bunch of really bad movies with him that i dont know about

[@Patty-P]

The gun sounds are literally the Halo CE turret sound LOL

[@uselesschannel51]

They used alot of stock sound effects in CE so yeah

[@Gameprojordan]

That sound is used for the m60 in gta vice city too 🤣 it's the most generic machine gun sound effect ever

[@Gameprojordan]

@ZeroClimatic they're awesome for the time. But in modern times it feels really out of place since it's clearly an old lower quality sound effect. It's It's equivalent to a modern movie using 1960s spaghetti western gun shot sound effects lol

[@colonless7512]

Break it down for me

[@Luckiraq2005]

This didn't age well..

[@mychannel-rt2gn]

How? The movies are still bad and Bruce’s illness has nothing to do with it. If Tommy Wisseu got sick would you say this to people that said The Room was bad

[@carlzson299]

17:06 made me instantly think of that 90's flying game with the floating head that would say "where did you learn to fly?"

[@andrewhartmangunsmith2755]

To people comparing Bruce with Nic. Stop! Nic has a passion for acting while Bruce doesn't. And most importantly, Nic is a very humble guy and everyone loves working with him while Bruce is a narcissist and a douche bag and everyone hates working with him! Nic > Bruce.

[@andrewhartmangunsmith2755]

@@ingredient. You got your facts totally wrong. You can watch interviews of directors and cast talking about Nic, and they all say a fun guy to work with!

[@southerncomfort5295]

I can just imagine Bruce Willis doing the “One take, I’m a busy man” line, internet historian style.

[@wingedfish1175]

I think you mean storymode my good man

[@southerncomfort5295]

@@wingedfish1175 While storymode is the channel, Internet Historian is the one saying the line. Still, thanks for adding the channel name to the comments, I'd love for more people to see their stuff.

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

@@southerncomfort5295 I think that's the joke...

[@southerncomfort5295]

@@PresidentFunnyValentine Huh, It didn’t really read as a joke. But if that’s the case, cool.

[@keithmichael112]

I'm betting it's more of a cost issue than his decision - I'm sure he's still a bit pricy, but I bet they can afford him if they just get him for a few days, do his lines quickly, in front of green screen for some of it, in and out. I noticed in these newer films he's not in the same frame as other people as much as possible, they probably use a stand in for back of the head shots. Then you can add his name to the box

[@JohnDavidSullivan]

Aged well

[@MalBeats]

Looper was pretty good sci-fi

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Bruce has unfortunately been on the decline for years. He's an alcoholic, and I'm not saying that to be a d*ck, he's literally an alcoholic. I've heard people complain that he shows up late to set or sometimes doesn't show up at all, and when he does he's often drunk or hungover, which you can kind of see in the films themselves. He's also apparently pretty rude, which I know is disappointing to hear when you grew up watching his movies like I did. A lot of actors have stated they won't work with him again. I think a lot of his personality today sadly hinges on his substance abuse. You hate to see it. That said, a lot of the movies he's doing nowadays are indeed mostly directed by his friends, and they are indeed an easy paycheck for him.

[@user-qb1lq9xf1d]

Nice fairytale

[@mistyrains939]

Yeah idk anything about the alcoholic part but pretty much all his co stars have said he's a dick and is notoriously difficult to work with, was never a big fan of him in the first place so it don't exactly ruin my image of him or anything but I do imagine it to be quite a big letdown for his "diehard" fans...pun intended

[@TheTrueLordOmega]

@Andrew Salter it's Kevin Smith we're talking about, the guy isn't Silent Bob anymore, just a manbaby liar who can't stop crying.

[@JinKee]

I guess I’ll just try to make you understand/ that i’m more a horse than a man

[@OshipakaNaga]

Hey now, the predator wasn't a mindless killer that liked killing for no reason lol. It was more for sport and acceptance. It was more or less going from planet to planet finding the dominant species and hunting them. If they came back they were praised by the other alphas. If they failed then they were either killed for being weak. Or humiliated and were marked as a weakling. Sorry for the nerd comment Elvis totally read

[@monke12354]

I was also thinking this! Though I guess Elvis is also kinda right with his generalization because the core reason they kill is because their species just enjoys doing it. With Alien it's also a little more complicated than his generalization because the species was engineered to be killing machines, but hey at its core they just enjoy killing.

[@jbbandholtz417]

@@TallicaMan1986 no. In the movies Superman is much faster than WW. He’s actually the second fastest right behind the flash

[@goosechaser13]

You also need to remember that they recognize strength, there's a reason why the predator's gave two (5 time's if you count the comic's) weapon's/treasure to individual's who fought them and won. They're not just mindless drone's

[@mirkiekishka]

I have one question regarding predator the first movie, cause I feel like the backstory isn't explained there but only later with Predator 2 and other materials, right? I watched the first movie when I was a kid and I feel like if one only watched that without other material, you wouldn/t know the backstory about their race. But I don't remember well.

[@SerpentSupremacy]

You got the first half right idk about the second I don't think the predators seeing those that failed in their hunts as being weak or being humiliated for failure but rather respected for giving it their all and dying as honorable warriors against a repsteced and dangerous opponent.

[@barkerm9]

This has not aged well.

[@CBCycles]

All makes sense now…

[@dragonskunkstudio7582]

Now, I want to see more than anything is a Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis, buddy cop, road trip, something where they hate each others guts but become good friends at the end.

[@jupitershanty]

And Nich Cage should have a police cat that's at odds with Brue Willis' police gerbal...sounds crazy but trust me, it'll play.

[@Gr8Daner]

And I want a scene where they get really high and they’re so zonked they just start making animal noises on the couch

[@jupitershanty]

@@Gr8Daner followed by a reveal that one of their wives had been cheating on them...with the units macho cop and his...DUMB DUMB DUMB...cop dog.

[@chicoblanco947]

alright yeah.. you have me sold

[@tinymeanginger6293]

Why are you a genius?

[@fadwakassem3399]

The fact that I couldnt tell the difference between the movie scenes and elvis editing in stuff speaks volumes 😂🤦🏻

[@davedoesthingsdreaded]

Not true but that's ok lots of children on KZbin might agree with you

[@jonahgranados1210]

Not true but dumb kids agree with you

[@elon1928]

@@davedoesthingsdreaded yeah only females and children would 😡

[@fadwakassem3399]

@@davedoesthingsdreaded uhm whats good? Am i missing smth ?

[@ShadowSonic2]

And now we know the REAL reason why....and it just makes this video sad.

[@aristosachaion_]

Why though? Him being sick and retiring from acting doesn't suddenly make these movies good lol

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@aristosachaion_ It's not about that, it's about how he did all this stuff to earn quick cash for his family (or he was persuaded to do these movies because of his condition) before his brain turned to mush.

[@LuciferMorningstar-zu1ud]

I feel so bad for Bruce man he’s my all time fave action hero as a kid since he was the first to portray a regular guy somehow beating the odds and being the hero; not some gigantic tank and behemoth of a person like Arnold or something. The 5th element, Die Hard saga were so influential to me as a kid growing up in the 90s. To know just how bad his health is, it’s just truly heartbreaking and the manipulation and abuse that execs and producers did to him to get many of these abysmal films made just to have him in them is horrible. I’m glad his family and Demi Moore are taking care of him now. The guy has so much money somewhere around 4-600 million dollars, he doesn’t need to make more films. Especially when they’ll just tarnish his name as a great actor. Love ya Bruce! Always will! I hope you have the best, comfortable life in retirement from here on out. You deserve nothing short of it.

[@baneofthespliff]

Bruce gave up his passion for movies years ago, hes a notoriously difficult man to work with, he only picks roles for the money. He doesn't care that these movies suck, just that he got paid for it. I wouldnt ever hold out hope for another decent Bruce Willis performance cause IMO Looper was the last time he tried.

[@CrizzyD91]

Agreed. Looper was decent, I actually think surrogates was decent, and glass was OK. What else has he done in the last 15 years that hasn't been terrible phone ins? It's a shame as I think he had better acting chops than most of the 80s acting legends.

[@TallicaMan1986]

@@CrizzyD91 Glass show's he's still willing to go serious again. Also I loved the premise and the world Looper took place in. It was super interesting and exactly what I wanted from a Cyberpunk world. That said. The rules of looping played loose and fast and the loop holes started to appear. Also Gordon Levitt carried that movie in terms of acting aside from the Visuals.

[@mala6238]

@@TallicaMan1986 agreed.

[@TheNefastor]

I watched Cosmic Sin. It made me think that Bruce is going the way of Steven Seagal : 1/ barely appears in his own movie 2/ barely says anything 3/ moves so little you might mistake him for a cardboard cutout and yet 4/ gets top billing and his face on the poster. Good for him, I guess. Nice hobby for his retirement. But I ain't paying for it.

[@subraxas]

So how or where did you watch it if you did not pay for it? :-)

[@TheNefastor]

@@subraxas take a wild guess.

[@themaskedmysadaean8885]

@@TheNefastor YARHARFIDDLEDEEDEE!!!

[@TheNefastor]

@@themaskedmysadaean8885 pretty much !

[@athenajaxon2397]

@@subraxas I mean a lot of his movies are on Netflix, Amazon, Hulu etc. You're not technically paying for the movie you're paying for the service

[@swale6985]

He was used by his people. He can't even speak now from what they're saying. Dementia has taken it's toll...it's tragic.

[@DraxonTehWarrior]

This video didn't age well.

[@ZonoYT]

Fun fact: The Comic Sin armors are basically reusing Halo cosplay assets.

[@JamesPincock]

Don’t forget Breach using the same sound effects as the halo warthog gun

[@kathydina3646]

That's what I was thinking when watching this film. Kinda wonder what else is in the movie that are from other franchises.

[@ReturdNation]

My mom actually watches every movie of his bc she needs to see how bad they can get.

[@khailils446]

Lucky, my mom is still in denial that he sucks

[@jupitershanty]

A true classy dame.

[@MadameCorgi]

She sounds fun

[@feck2594]

That's actually pretty damn funny and the only reasonable explanation for watching these cinematic abominations.

[@JHOffSuit]

sad his career went down the tube because of a medical condition.

[@goodguybrian9764]

Now that we know the real reason it's kinda respectable he did so much while slowly losing his memory and ability to function normally so he could make sure his family would never have to worry about money ever even when he eventually deteriated too far, what a selfless act to throw out your career and do that for your kids

[@newp0rt]

"real reason" he was doing all these movies LOOONG before any diagnosis. the real reason for what? him phoning in for YEARS? no. these movies are still garbage. him getting diagnosed WAY after makes no difference.

[@Killgore-ip2yq]

​@newp0rt The quality of the movie had nothing to do with Bruce Willis. Plus, he probably had knowledge of his disease long before he announced it publicly, so saying he just sucked is straight up insulting because he probably tried harder than people might know.

[@revengeofthemaskfilm6189]

So breach was supposed to be tied in with cosmic sin But because they knew breach was that bad they broke off cosmic sent into its own movie hence why they’re so similar.

[@LazyKingAus]

cosmic sin?

[@wilsonv7117]

@@LazyKingAus the other sci fi movie that was mentioned earlier in the vid that Bruce also worked on

[@ArseneGrey]

Restore the breach cinematic universe!

[@cahidijoyoraharjo7833]

@@ArseneGrey Nope. Obliterate that universe using Thanos' glove, instead!

[@yuuyjaaj6721]

@@LazyKingAus I see you didn’t watch the whole video

[@weasel2624]

Last thing he was decent in was the music video for Stylo, and he didn’t even speak in that.

[@jupitershanty]

True story

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

Decent in was the music video?

[@jupitershanty]

@@ALIEN-DUDE yeah the Gorillaz

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

@@jupitershanty I mean do the sentence is don't not make sense

[@jupitershanty]

@@ALIEN-DUDE ooooooooooOooooOOOOO. I'll see myself out.

[@ElLobodeZacatecas]

Watching now after learning he was diagnosed with dementia.

[@hawtsauce1902]

Now unfortunately we know what’s going on

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

"traveled through the vent" why didnt they call the movie A Vent Horizon

[@guillaumem9953]

😂😂😂

[@lesleigh04]

There’s a movie called “Spontaneous” about some high school kids who randomly start exploding. I’d love your take on it.

[@thefunnychiptuneman]

id live to se the youtuber movie review comunity review that

[@NaderVaderYT]

Didn't Cinema summary review that? But yeh that would be bussin if elvis did

[@thefunnychiptuneman]

@@NaderVaderYT id love to see cynical reviews do it too

[@NaderVaderYT]

@@thefunnychiptuneman absolutely!! That guy is hilarious

[@MicahMicahel]

there's a Japanese movie called Tag that has high school kids cut in half by an invisible force, that is really good too

[@fluminapassim1423]

Just learned today that Bruce Willis has dementia. Apparently he agreed to all these movies to make extra money to support his family 😢 as of right now (08 Nov 2023) he can't even talk anymore and is declining super fast. His daughter posed a picture with him and he looks rough.

[@taramerryman7330]

I just worked on one of these vod shoots recently. Bruce has dementia and it’s really starting to show. He barely got his line much less making his marks the whole time and had to have a handle wrangle him the entire time. So sad.

[@Gramercy_Stiffs]

Not very professional to talk about an actor's medical problems if you've worked on a set with them.

[@taramerryman7330]

@@Gramercy_Stiffs I would never do that but it’s public knowledge. Look it up on google. And the movie I did with him was his last. It’s called The Wrong Place.

[@Gramercy_Stiffs]

@@taramerryman7330 It's literally only just come out officially and you made the statement 3 weeks ago. So...yeah

[@taramerryman7330]

@@Gramercy_Stiffs I saw a few KZbin on it a while back (crew were sending me links). Maybe it was just speculation on the creators part but they all seemed to state it as fact. Looking back now I should have vetted the story more before I said something.

[@Gramercy_Stiffs]

@@taramerryman7330 Appreciate that you see it differently now. I work in film and it just felt a bit off to reveal that, that's why I said something.

[@srosemyers11]

A friend of mine works production with Bruce and he stated that there are only a few people that he is willing to work with and it's usually the same including the production team and he only works 2 to 3 hours max each day

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

It's just a job at this point. The drive has long gone.

[@cleanmikeandtheboys3165]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 hell a job takes longer to do this seems like a chore

[@TimPortantno]

What I heard about old respected actors suddenly slumming it(including DeNiro and Pacino): To keep getting royalties from the Screen Actors Guild(the union) for their classics, they need to make a movie every year, so they go for the easiest best paying single part they can. Once they get easy money for 5 minutes, they just keep going. Blame their agents, I guess...

[@lillexus5589]

Sounds like a nice and fair union

[@Kevin-fj3ff]

do pacino and deniro do that

[@hafirenggayuda]

Interesting tidbits, could you share the source? Books are okay, but websites is easier

[@wingedfish1175]

Well thats a shitty union policy, like I'm all pro union but isn't point of royalties is too help out once they retire

[@Gumga.]

Yeah when I figured out he was trying to make as much money for his family as he could before his brain stops this video became a bit less fun

[@gelraldoldo5152]

And a bit more real life

[@AcidDrinkerPL]

I feel so bad for this man. I know he's probably rich anyway but you can see that he tried to be a provider even tho his psyche deteriorated massively. Now he's not really with us.

[@Ricekrispy10]

I'd like a Hologram Elvis that pops up when I'm in the middle of making questionable life choices

[@AnnoyingTiger888]

He'd be constantly there for me 🤣

[@alden1132]

I suspect they wanted Bruce to crawl through the vents, as a VERY tongue-in-cheek reference to Die Hard (the film, not the battery!), but he refused to subject his knees to that kind of punishment, just to cheapen his previous role.

[@gelraldoldo5152]

He is pretty old

[@cosmicrocketeer]

Our man Bruce probably wanted to keep making movies but knew he couldn't accept major roles due to his aphasia so he took these lower roles to keep going

[@Trill_Tour]

He's been doing these types of movies for over a decade

[@h.o.2953]

@@Trill_Tour and still doing better than u will in ur whole life. 👌

[@dashannberrios722]

Do you think his acting was limited due to his declining health?

[@joplinandcodasuck3746]

That pretty much has been confirmed. People using him who made money off his career that knew about his condition but kept him working.

[@visassess8607]

@@joplinandcodasuck3746 Isn't that just incredibly sad? It's like he isn't control

[@electriceyeball]

@@joplinandcodasuck3746 if aphasia causes short term memory loss, which he appears to have, his “caregivers” know that just as Bruce can’t remember lines, I’m sure he doesn’t remember shooting a scene the next day, or the next hour, or immediately after filming. I’ve taken care of family members with dementia from a variety of causes. Thought about this, and it makes him potentially extremely vulnerable to the greed of his caregivers. If he’s at the point he can’t remember lines, then he probably can’t take care of himself. Hope this isn’t the case, but in my experience, it has to be

[@Nekotaku_TV]

I think it's more like the lack of care about what movies and how much effort he puts in because he just wanted to get as much done as possible before I couldn't. But I'm sure he was also really tired because of both the decline and so much in a shorter time.

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

Any amount of acting can’t really save a movie where literally everything else is bad….for the record. 😂

[@cargo_vroom9729]

Hypothesis: Willis' *constantly* pulling out a flask in Breach wasn't a character bit, they just couldn't stop him doing that on set and rolled with it.

[@Worry-Panic]

Shit, Elvis has gone Hollywood. Top tier editing.

[@ReplayedCo]

Thank you! It was us (check the description) 😎✌️

[@Worry-Panic]

@@ReplayedCo awesome work :)

[@TheMasonator777]

Might be a good idea to take this video down, now that we all know why Bruce lost some of his mojo. This take is decomposing like a Deadite at the end of Evil Dead.

[@rifraf7126]

I love your content man.. you always manage to make the review funny

[@KaeYoss]

"How did you get in there?" "Blew the Janitor" "What?" "Blu. That's his name" "His name is Lu" "Then I owe him an apology"

[@dopesickdog]

greatest scene in all TV history

[@elphbwckd212]

I mean, he was never a great actor to begin with. Not bad, but mostly just good for action flicks. Once he got too old for that and the new younger action stars took over the roles dried up because he isn't a great actor, so to keep paying his bills he just started picking up any film that would pay him what he asked, especially those where he could do as little as possible and still get a massive payout just to put his name on the poster; even if he's only in it for a couple of minutes. It's kinda genius actually. Especially since he knows almost none of these movies will be seen by anyone lol

[@VisceralCarbon]

Nail on the head.

[@trvrt1cl3]

I feel the same except for his performance in Pulp Fiction was really good in my opinion.

[@diegorubio2625]

@@trvrt1cl3 he was nice on pulp fiction, but in my opinion it was just because Butch was a well written character, he didn't really do something impressive with his performance

[@justinverrier8825]

Ngl he did a solid job for over the hedge IMO

[@bigchungo2953]

I really liked him in 12 monkeys

[@mfmorag1]

Since this video was released it has come out that Bruce Willis suffers from Aphasia. A serious disorder that affects how you communicate. It can impact your speech, as well as the way you understand both spoken and written language.

[@cremetangerine82]

2:55- Holy shit, I can’t stop laughing at this voice! My throat hurts listening to it!

[@Three60Mafia]

Bruce Willis is trying to do the Nicolas Cage thing of doing almost everything offered to him. The major difference is, Bruce Willis doesn't care about doing movies anymore and it shows in everything he's done in last 20 or so years. While Nicolas Cage will give every single movie he's in his 110%

[@Nocturnalux]

I don't know, Cage was barely awake in that new Left Behind movie. Granted, it is awful but he didn't get it his 20%, let alone 110%.

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

@@Nocturnalux With Cage I think it largely depends on the director. Good directors will let him be Nic Cage but still keep it reined in a little. Nic Cage could be made to give a fuck. Bruce Willis has just completely given up.

[@Nocturnalux]

@@gaiusjuliuspleaser Left Behind is Evangelical propaganda. There is no point in trying hard or even trying at all. No one cares, not the people making the movie and not the audience for whom it is intended. In the movie one can feel Cage's loathing for everything about it, the "message", the holier-than-thou attitude involved, the horrible agenda behind it all.

[@Nocturnalux]

@Asimpnamednutsack Indeed. But he didn't try, I cannot at all blame him: I wouldn't either.

[@christopherherrera2744]

I mean with the exception of Glass, Looper, Red 1&2, and Motherless Brooklyn I agree with you. The last 15 years he has been batting .200

[@OneTopic]

My partner and I had just started the *[generic space movie]* starring *Bruce Willis* and… your review of it will show more than we watched.

[@Zamntron]

Hey reddit man.

[@andyh4412]

Same her but my partner and I fell asleep when Noah was in the vents. Christ it was pointless

[@jej.claess269]

Whenever I see you here I feel like I’m in a glitch in the matrix… It’s so weird to know someone I’m a fan of is also a fan of someone else I’m a fan of… Hide before Agent Smith sees this.

[@mememanbehindtheshadows546]

I love to watch this movie while closed eyes

[@naturekid1335]

I just tried watching breach today....turned it off after 10min

[@dougiefreshh0019]

Videos that aged poorly

[@Verhoeven1980]

Not really. No matter if he is ill, the movies still suck.

[@PedroLucas-fk4dc]

@@Verhoeven1980 He was probably making "bad movies" in order to save up some money for his retirement.

[@lonewolf9578]

@@PedroLucas-fk4dc he was doing it so his family would be okay

[@deideisayskatsu]

Listening to this with headphones and the door knocking sounds in the ad part got me good...

[@AnomalyINC]

From what I've heard, so take it with a grain of salt, Willis is notoriously hard to work with and his unprofessional behaviour has had him blacklisted by many directors. He's a mean diva.

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

Kevin Smith talked about this a lot

[@stuv1996]

It's definitely true. My grandfather met him and talked to him a good bit on the set of Looper cause they used his 3 wheeled vehicle he designed in the movie, Bruce was a doucher.

[@scratchy996]

@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan Kevin Smith has lost all his credibility since he started sucking up to Disney.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

@@scratchy996 there’s people who don’t suck up to Disney?

[@scratchy996]

@@sydneyslaughter7163 Some do it without losing all their dignity.

[@TommyCrosby]

Imagine creating a movie with someone crawling in air ducts and casting the guy who's big movie hit have a famous scene in an air duct to just avoid making him go in.

[@dvt1393]

I wonder if the original intention was for Bruce to crawl through the vents like John McClain, but Bruce told them that he wouldn't do it. From what I've heard, that seems like exactly the kind of thing that he would do.

[@jcdenton2187]

@@dvt1393 probably... Bruce is kind of becoming a bald, thinner Steven Seagal with him seemingly putting minimal effort into his roles as an "action hero" where he doesn't actually do much action anymore. Granted, Seagal believes his own lies about being the coolest guy who ever lived, and Bruce just seems bored to death and uncaring.

[@dvt1393]

@@jcdenton2187 Yeah, I can see it, that's a good comparison. But, like you said, at least Bruce isn't deluded to the degree that Seagal is. 😂 I'm not sure which is the worse kind of has-been. The kind that still buys in to their own hype and has deluded themselves in to thinking that they are the best in the world, or the kind that has completely given up and doesn't give a single shit anymore. 😂

[@simonf8902]

Bruce has bowed out now.

[@nicolasbsmith78]

I remember watching Breach one night and thinking to myself "why?" I couldn't make myself watch cosmic sin, and i love frank grillo

[@microsoftpainenthusiast8096]

I love how even Coachella was able to do a really decent holographic image of 2Pac several years ago, and in all those movies about the future, they still glitching.

[@techrvl9406]

"Antilife is a dumb name." Darkseid: "Am I a joke to you??"

[@MigorRortis]

Regurgitated comment not funny

[@techrvl9406]

@@MigorRortis I didn't steal it from anywhere, but I'll admit it's not very creative.

[@mala6238]

Right.

[@MigorRortis]

@@techrvl9406 it’s like one of five regurgitated “meme” comments.

[@robertadams7129]

This video didn’t age well

[@MrChickenspit]

No it didnt. Yikes 😬

[@anakinskywalker596]

Why not?

[@ppelpro6997]

@@anakinskywalker596 bruce Willis can't act anymore because of aphasia, which means he can't understand or express speech