REPLICAS - Keanu Didn't Deserve This...

[@josieblackburn9421]

Keanu's boyfriend probs only brought 3 pods so Keanu won't clone his wife, his plan failed and Keanu left his daughter.

[@peanut5356]

Omg that makes so much since now, I bet he told boss man cause plan A didn't work he decided to kill the family.

[@lily_littleangel]

Nice theory but I think that's too clever for this movie.

[@proton3029]

he planned the car crush too so only Keanu can suvive

[@MegaMeowster]

Woah

[@TheGreatPower365]

I love it when a random theory actually makes more sense than the script the writers came up with.

[@sirmellaley83]

The special effects on the robot looks like the animation on the original Bionicle movie

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

Cool

Loool it really did

[@mrcartoonbaronfunnies]

DiamandBolt would hate you

[@minkstar9021]

Brilliant.

[@archdukerichard7100]

The robots remind me more of the "I, Robot" androids.

[@Armadrag123]

This feels like a movie Nick Cage would star in.

[@DustyOrange]

Honestly, feels like the movie would benefit from Nick Cage over Keanu, as much as I love Keanu.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

@@DustyOrange Definitely true

[@averysweatykujo1661]

*NIC

[@penquinn6942]

I bet it does!

[@c.i.a.932]

aaronsdavis Keanu is a boss

[@OldBuford]

"if it can speak, then it can feel" *glances at google home mini* "you....you good, man? need anything?"

[@BooTomatoTomato]

😂

[@TheBestAsbestos13]

Everyone asks "how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon," nobody asks "how are you, Google Home"

[@thejuiceb1235]

Oh god! That was clever 🤣😂

[@ancapftw9113]

Pet Parrot: "Seriously man? more seed? I told you, I wanted pineapple!" *throws seed tray at owner."

[@Cyrogenesis.]

I thought you gonna say "if your relationship says step, the law says yep"

[@elizabethpage_]

The Zoe thing. Literally feels like the actresses parents were like “yeah no too dark of a movie. you can’t put her in anything dark” so they had to do that terrible work around lmao

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

Well they may aswell have removed her from the movie completely if that had been the case.

[@wolfernater]

What could have made sense is if they only had 3 of the hard drives for their minds and by the time they could get a 4th one the brains would have degraded too much to be scanned. Whoever worked on this script is totally inept at writing Sci-fi

[@cheesecheese6950]

She almost got killed from the truck, but instead got impaled by the branch because Countdown said it was her time and you can't change fate.

[@songbird6414]

Replicas exists in the same universe as Countdown: confirmed

[@Traventity]

Better plot twist then rise of Skywalker

[@a-10warthog78]

I genuinely believe countdown is a final destination parody because it’s so dumb

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

@@Traventity can't even argue because I actually prefer watching Replicas over rise of Skywalker haha.

[@RW5583.]

Only liked to be 666th like

[@3minutes374]

The CGI in Shark Boy and Lava Girl was more convincing than the CGI in this movie.

[@Akira-xm9ck]

Ooooh burn

[@xyoungdipsetx]

3minutes I agree the cgi looked bad

[@believeinmatter]

3minutes Right? I thought it was edited to be more funny but man is it horrible haha

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

In my opinion, I think the opposite.

[@wyldflwr]

Ooof!

[@Danestewartfilms]

Ripping Zoe from their memories was LITERALLY the exact same way King Candy turned Vanelope into a glitch in Wreck it Ralph

[@kingragnar8023]

Spoiler warning damn

[@asdjklsadj]

Yes!!! I was wondering why it was so familiar

[@kristyanrichtr8959]

But in Wreck it Ralph, King Candy had the ability to actually change EVERYONES memories, but how is Keanu going to do that to, dumno, teachers, her classmates, etc.?

[@kristyanrichtr8959]

@Marvel Fanboy I know that, that's why I am asking the OP how is Keanu gonna do that in the movie when it's not the same situation

[@KenzieSFT]

"My patients don't rip themselves apart". Hmm. Checkmate by wife.

[@kannonmcwhinney1617]

Y'all ever heard of suicide and self harm

[@amuserearflap1031]

She doesnt work in the psychiatry

[@rnb9904]

I love how Keanu felt more emotion from a dog he knew for 2 days than his entire family dying in front of him. That’s how you know this is a bad movie.

[@amalianox]

Welcome fellow Theorist 😜

[@clutchesofevil4206]

He probably only knew his family for 1 day, Keanu needs 2 days before he can care.

[@SharpL.A.]

Well, come on, you see how passionate he was about his dog in John Wick !!!

[@SharpL.A.]

​@amalianox I read that as terorist....lol. I hate having to misspell to get around the algorithm

[@Marverick1998]

"That.... Thing that happened.... There might be some.... Things." - Keanu Reeves

[@umok8433]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@red_eyeTM]

Dialogue 100

[@candyllene]

I felt that

[@jacks1bonnielass]

Reminds me of Rick Grimes’ lines of “Stuff and Thangs.” Lmao

[@ami8713]

It's not about what you do but what you do with what you've done for others

[@override367]

Lol the idea that he'd delete his daughter from ever existing rather than telling his wife that "she's dead but I can bring her back" and then show her the cloning pods is hilariously stupid

[@ancapftw9113]

Wife: "Where's Zoe?" Keanu: "In a pod in the basement. She'll be back in about 3 weeks, though."

[@vizthex]

ikr, especially since it seems like the brain-o-box storage-inator can just hold it indefinitely lmfao

[@HiJack3r]

The way Keanu speaks when hes upset in this movie sounds like he doesnt wanna wake the neighbors up.

[@24FramesOfNick]

I saw this in theaters and had the time of my life laughing

[@theoliveknight9361]

I haven't seen it bit I want to see it for the sheer stupidity that's in it

[@kingdedederek6988]

derek

[@dullicecream]

I saw this at home but honestly same

[@heybulldog1589]

one of the worst fifteen dollars i’ve spent

[@quantumsanz1900]

Bellow Nick

[@NobodyxImportant]

Detroit: Become Human II doesn’t look as good as the original...

[@marywinchester1322]

Connor is best boy in Detroit!😂

[@macejomo]

oof

[@DBumple]

This one has more gameplay though

[@NobodyxImportant]

Sunlok To each their own 🤣 but feel that tho

[@NobodyxImportant]

Mary Winchester Ralph is my fav, but Connor is 11/10 good boy! 💙

[@OnionKing-cm4qh]

Those cloning devices were nice enough to dye his wife's hair blond again. That's what I call good service.

[@LeonardoDaVinciLulz]

Wait, was she not blonde at some point during the movie? Or did you mean something about her in real? Which would also be confusing, considering she's a natural blonde. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@OnionKing-cm4qh]

@@LeonardoDaVinciLulz Looked to me like she had some dye in her hair. My point was that the clone would not posses any body modifications or imperfections the original obtained during life.

[@LeonardoDaVinciLulz]

@@OnionKing-cm4qh Yeah I understand what you mean. However, everyone looks passed the fact that, this particular cloning machine, could also do modifications. I mean if they have the technology to clone people, then it's not a stretch to think they could also do mods lol.

[@OnionKing-cm4qh]

​@@LeonardoDaVinciLulz Forsure, they could do mods, it just they came out of the machine looking 100%. Imagine if she had a tattoo on her arm, or had plastic surgery. Or was overweight. Keanu would have some explaining to do. 😕😮

[@LeonardoDaVinciLulz]

@@OnionKing-cm4qh Might have made the film more interesting lol.

[@SanKomikoLuzifer]

So he cloned his daughter and even that bad guy but NOT his boyfriend? damn, he sure just used him for sex, didn't he? the true villain here is Keanus character

[@ultra-papasmurf]

@KingFtw He only hanged out with Boyfriend.charcter for some sweet man lovin'. Making him = Evil.

[@rubiscubis6803]

yeah but he did get shot in the head, so maybe the brain was too damaged?

[@Trumpeter.Pratt2]

@@rubiscubis6803 yeah probably but the movie doesnt even say shit

[@Tony-cs9cr]

I agree with this, but his brain got a bullet in it, so regardless of being dead, I doubt that it would’ve properly worked to imprint him

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

@@Tony-cs9cr Bruh everyone's brain is damaged after 12 minutes of death doesn't matter how you die like for say, his family the branch probably fucked up here head in the crash and the kids drown that would definitely fuck up your brain.

[@vidrir]

Keanu just loses his wife in every movie almost and his first irl wife died in a driving accident

[@davidj.thompson]

At least it wasn't his DOG!

[@dantez3702]

Dam

[@adieu5]

my guy must have some serious ptsd

[@NotADood]

Quit talking bullshit

[@ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura]

Well she wasn’t his wife, a girlfriend at most but it’s still horrific.

[@aggressivli]

How to solve the part when the boss threatens him: Call the police, tell them that your boss has become crazy and kidnapped your family and thinks that they are clones.

[@comatose1818]

Yeah, if they are clones they are indistinguishable from the real bodies, since the deaths were never reported, they never dissapeared so the boss man went mad with power, and it's a plausible out while taking down the guy that wanted to weaponize the tech in the first place

[@manuelcaycedo6366]

Genius

[@Disthron]

7:25 The movie does lampshade this. The 3 cloning pods that are brought are from storage. If he brought one of the ones that were being actively used in the lab their disappearance would have been noticed right away and someone might start asking questions. Though, your point about just using one of them a second time still stands.

[@MonkeSama]

or instead of erasing zoe's memory he couldve just told them she was the only one to die in the accident

[@imbatukhan2003]

OOF, that's some nice logic here.

[@ninapenske1415]

That’s what I was thinking he could have been like y’all were in a coma after the accident they said you probably won’t remember the couple days after you woke up, but then again the other daughter remembers her mother literally getting impaled by a tree branch so... the truth about them being clones would have came out eventually.

[@geicogecko7303]

OR hit her on the back of the head and wipe her memories of that happening

[@ForASL1]

But if they were in a coma they would realize they don’t have any wounds or scars plus they would want to see her grave

[@Dinoslay]

Just like IRL, let them come to terms with it so they can adjust and move on. But the script says differently because apparently consistency is overrated. :P

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

"You all died in a crash and I cloned you. I couldn't bring Zoe back yet but she'll be back in 17 days." Literally all he had to say/do.

[@NotADood]

He didn't want them to know, but he cracked the second his clone wife pressed him.

[@ernycas1]

Well, they would say to him, that he is an idiot who could not use pod second time and he doesn't like to be insulted

[@dudeinarmour8523]

They made him a simulacrum so id be freaking out too

[@Pastaa_CEO]

I'm kind of annoyed at him for constantly pointing out that Keanu could have cloned Zoe after the others bc in the beginning of the review he goes after the movie for cloning a 7 hour old body saying that it would be too old

[@dreadpirateroberts4764]

@@Pastaa_CEO but he clones her at the end of the movie. After days

[@dmichael7144]

Keanu looks noticeably pissed in some scenes, like he’s not happy that he’s in this movie.

[@dmichael7144]

Emperor Palpatine because he probably knows this is a movie terrible and is embarrassed for starring in it! But that’s all just my guess.

[@louwitt7899]

Reeves didn’t just act in the movie, he had his hands in producing the movie too. He must have lost money on it. Also the number of people spreading misinformation... Reeves girlfriend miscarried (stillborn) their baby then later after they had broken up, no longer together, she died in a car accident. He never married her.

[@NotADood]

@@louwitt7899 it's so annoying

[@dmichael7144]

Porsche Jones that’s not a rumor though, he actually had a child that was stillborn! Look it up. It’s a terrible thing to mention I know that, but it happened.

[@dmichael7144]

Ken Witt all of that was right except for the miscarriage!

[@THEDeathWizard87]

The way Keanu delivers the “they’re not gone!” line gets me every time

[@jurgenstrang6366]

Keanu is my favourite actor and even i cant defend him on this. The scene where he's like "Yes you can have pancakes matthew" was poor. Also the villain of the movie was so hammy it's brilliant

[@joshmaddie4665]

I think he knew how awful the movie/script was that he didn't even try to act, he figured the script, the writing, the fx were all just so bad it wasn't even worth trying

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

the scriptwriter was hammy?

[@jurgenstrang6366]

Aye. This had to be a favour like "yeah ill get you toy story 4 but you need to do this shitty movie"

[@rhetrochips9471]

@Joshua Butts which is a good sign that hes actually not a very good actor

[@Seamus_Dolan]

Keanu is not a very good actor. He’s a good guy but he has not peaked to the level of most actors these days

[@DestructionatorWitch]

Wait, so you're telling me that he didn't tell his family that they survived a car crash and may have amnesia? that way he wouldn't need to remove the memory of the crash, and his family wouldn't question their memory holes? he didn't think of that?

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

no thinking was involved here.

[@cmanlovespancakes]

It's best turn off ones brain when watching movies like this otherwise it becomes tedious.

[@williamlee9103]

More accurately the writers didn't think of that.

[@snatchadams69]

Or just say our baby Zoe didn't make it...

[@Hopeofmen]

NEUROSURGEON!!1!

[@spacewaifuu]

I`ve never seen anyone ship a couple as much as Elvis shipping Keanu and the Mark Zuckerberg rip-off

[@whyisblue923taken]

SpaceWaifuu Never been on anime forums, I see.

[@spacewaifuu]

@@whyisblue923taken believe me I've been in those dark places because I used to be one. The Keanu comment was just a joke never the less.

[@satan69]

yes, he is a true fanboy at heart

[@RealCanadianGoose]

Why would he boat someone

[@Patriot-jr7nr]

*points at cadaver* “We are going to take his biological brain...” As opposed to what? His non biological one?

[@davidj.thompson]

Seeing as the brain can handle only 15 minutes without oxygen, after 7 hours and 15 minutes a brain would be mush.

[@kiskidiego]

Not really, it would just not work

[@Lucaz99]

It wouldn’t be mush, I have seen scientific studies with 15 plus hours of post mortem delay (PMD) even if that data is not the most reliable. I agree that trying to upload someone’s consciousness after 7 hours is ridiculous though. That would only be possible if he was cryogenically frozen right after death and even then it’s a stretch.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

Would need that cryogenic freezing to also not destroy the delicate tissue of the brain with ice crystals on top of that Could be hooked up to one of those things pumping blood through the brain like some organ donations have Keeping it alive essentially outside the body Wouldn't work indefinitely, but for seven hours and a lot of sophisticated machinery, you could potentially keep it kinda fresh

[@Lucaz99]

Alex Benavidez i think you’re right that would be better than freezing them, but I also think we already put more thought behind the science of this film than the writers did writing this whole mess lol

[@HeyCupertino]

Not with the power of God and Anime on your side

[@katawhampus9879]

Police: "Did you murder someone?" Murderer: "No" Police: "Oh ok bye then."

[@punkybrewstar83]

If you are a white guy that seems to be pretty much how it goes tbf...

[@TiciTotyTony]

Worked for Dahmer mostly lol

[@calistoyew1313]

@@punkybrewstar83 just like Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein and-

[@pancake4061]

Why didn't they just, you know, buy car batteries? Or if they had to steal, why not also use theirs to make it less suspicious?

[@imthejuggernaut6205]

@@pancake4061 that's what I was thinking! If they also used their own car battery, they could tell the police that their batteries were also stolen.

[@14zoedoucet]

Keanu has actually lost a child, acting out a scene where you lose your children can not be easy on the mind. I think he may be suppressing real life emotion in that scene.

[@onigames7309]

Oh right :(

[@raffy234]

he had to do that in John Wick too with his wife. So yeah... I understand where you're coming from but I somehow believe he wasn't so into the movie. and I can't blame him.

[@CarlJohnson-tw2yp]

True

[@14zoedoucet]

Loki Lacaille oh for sure, poor writing on a topic so tragic (especially when you have personal experiences with it) would make you wanna distance yourself from the roll. Hard to engage when it's written poorly.

[@kicsplays]

@Moist Tony your acting like losing a child is something you can just brush past, it seemed like he wasn't really into the movie

[@christianlopez2793]

This should’ve been a Nic Cage movie All the scenes he are in regardless of the movie are EPIC

[@jacockistitsworth9392]

*dude dies* Doctor: "eh, let's revive him in about 6 hours, I'm kinda busy."

[@FlamingoSundew]

Yeah gotta make a sandwich real quick

[@Thebronc]

yes lemme just revive this guy in a heartbeat

[@meowmeow7476]

@@Thebronc *buh dun tsh*

[@AbysswalkerASMR]

"The... thing, that happened? There might be some... things." 10/10 dialogue

[@thechidd8819]

When I was watching replicas I found myself thinking "this feels like a bad Nicolas Cage movie." Then I checked the IMDb trivia and lo and behold originally it was supposed to be but even Nic Cage turned it down. Even though he is known for having so much debt he has to take every project pitched to him. That's a bad sign.

[@lol11O1Oh]

Keanu, is the kind of person to accept a movie because someone out there heart into it even though it is terrible just to make that person feel good

[@Boneman69997]

"Check this out!" Points dramatically at screen "This man's dead" with no expression whatsoever. - 2:14 Lmfaoooo, that is some gold editing there!

[@thekawaiicripple]

You would love the horrendous movie “Love on a Leash”

[@mrwafflez7211]

Alvin FLAAAAANG

[@nemzjustin]

I dont think Elvis loves horrendous things

[@digjaque]

Pizza faced cinder block!

[@serenacelestine]

A fellow Ralphthemoviemaker fan, I see?

[@raffy234]

I guess it's not gay porn? with that nice title

[@xshullaw]

You can tell Keanu isn't even trying here. He knows this movie sucks.

[@nuckfut420]

So why'd he take the gig?

[@xshullaw]

@@nuckfut420 money

[@davidhero1000]

@@nuckfut420 i heard director or the producer whatever was his friend or smth

[@nelieltu9730]

He is a mediocre actor.... so I say this is up his alley.

[@suckstosuck69]

@@nelieltu9730 Do you are have stupid

[@Dark0niro]

I find it funny that he doesn't call Keanu's character by his name, he's just *Keanu* lol

[@lukepittman4297]

Unless it's john wick.

[@yikersdawg8866]

@@lukepittman4297 stub your toe fucking cockroach

[@kaisac.]

@@lukepittman4297 or Neo

[@turboflamez161]

Does nobody else realise that in this movie Keanu and his buddy/boyfriend are called Bill & Ed? Like Bill & Ted?

[@frapiichino]

It's the same with Jake Gyllenhaal in Spider-Man Far From Home.

[@haydncox6224]

Can we all just appreciate how chef's kiss the moment was when Keanu was trapped in the water with the Super Mario 64 Water theme music 😂

[@jonathanjoestar8722]

Them while making this: what could possibly go wrong Everything, Everything went wrong

[@JODRecaps]

hi joe. btw n word

[@souporscooper6051]

@@JODRecaps BEGONE DEMON. BEGONE FROM THIS MORTAL COIL.

[@tinker5739]

Jonathan, hows DIO?

[@dietcoke7024]

@@JODRecaps Fuck u and your stupid streams bro

[@jaimeg309]

I see you are a true man of culture

[@_TIO]

I'm crying, the Mario underwater theme caught me off guard oh my god

[@Iamgudjoe]

Me: *thinks every movie with Keanu Reeves is perfect* Replicas: "I'm gonna stop you right there"

[@jonash3406]

I mean he was pretty awful in Dracula as well. He's a great guy and has had some pretty good roles recently, but his acting is very questionable at times.

[@fawnekingwell2633]

Jonas H I mean.... your not wrong. But I think I would say the movies that they make him act in is more questionable then his acting sometimes

[@flavc5434]

Hes great in the matrix, and all the john wicks. But hes more of an action actor than an overly emotive actor. Hes good at stunts and fight scenes. But his emotive acting is okay at best

[@whoruman9074]

I think that liam neeson is th underrated keanu

[@Sandy-pm6kk]

Don't forget knock knock 😪

[@elijahwinchester6690]

this has to be the most trusting family. i think i would've run away the moment he tried to tell me i was a clone of myself, lmao.

[@vidrir]

He should have just got a dog , then the dog dies and then he just starts killing people

[@moonmoon-wv4gj]

No a dog live is not worth this movie

[@gingergamer3270]

In short, throw this movie away and watch John Wick again

[@vaniaanddustthegoatbois2639]

@@moonmoon-wv4gj The dog wont actually die it will just be trained to play dead.

[@moonmoon-wv4gj]

@@vaniaanddustthegoatbois2639 ok

[@phantomttv]

Or the human dies and the dog starts killing people

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

He doesn't even have to tell her about the cloning. He can say "I'm erasing her memory of the car accident because it was traumatizing her." and that's not only preventing her from finding out they're clones, but it's TELLING THE TRUTH!

[@ancapftw9113]

"She had a nightmare, so I'm erasing the memory of it." also true.

[@powpowouchy5]

But the mom also didn’t remember the car accident at that point. She’d start asking more questions

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​​​@@powpowouchy5AncapFTW had a better idea "she had a nightmare so I'm erasing the memory of it"

[@skysnow2495]

It's funny at the start this seems like an interesting existential movie about humanity and as it goes it jsut gets less and less sensicle until it's just mindless at the end.

[@tonybippitykaye]

I feel like SOMA did this concept of cloning the consciousness into an artificial body a lot better in terms of horror and existentialism. It was REALLY unnerving. This is just hilarious.

[@RoseNoire]

Abolutely ! The premice of the movie was good, but the execution was terrible. Soma did it right.

[@yuukianimates3318]

That was litteraly what I was thinking the whole time, like is it really their family anymore since its a clone? That would be so cool!! I wished they decided to do a accepting the people who passed on and its just not the same after bringing them back. Boom you have a good movie!

[@whyisblue923taken]

"That thing that happened-- there might be some things..." Amazing dialogue.

[@ValentinG23]

whyisblue923taken a line worthy of Stuckmans hilariocity intro 😂😂😂

[@gking2709]

It's actually really realistic to what you sound like when you've been caught doing something fucked up lmao

[@protosopic6398]

"Too bad... You will die"

[@PyroYeet]

The reason the hard drives are that large is probably because they have to store PETABYTES of information

[@rikkowastaken]

I mean it is a brain and brain has a shit ton of memory

[@iwomartofel1849]

That's like 3 homework folders worth

[@ElevenRats]

Nah man, at least 3 essays

[@johnwarosa2905]

I agree but that argument isnt very good seeing as there are micro sd cards that can hold a terabyte of storage already

[@rikkowastaken]

@@johnwarosa2905 It's the future

[@randomdude4959]

Imagine making it to heaven, then wake up in a plastic body.

[@rvm7324]

I'd just try and self-destruct cause my time has finished, I ain't spending another year on the same planet anymore.

[@maggiee639]

Dadgummit yea I’d be pissed lol

[@skrotosd]

Imagine believing in heaven in 2020.

[@Whickerx7]

@@skrotosd Imagine being an asshole

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

That must be why the others wrecked themselves. "No, send me back! My childhood dogs were up there!"

[@adamrahn228]

I mean Keanu does mention that he can't keep them in comatose for long and saving Zoe for later would raise suspicion. The hard drives are huge because there is so much data. The pods available are probably spares or whatever won't be noticed (although it should have been mentioned).

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

I think my favorite part is that not being able to bring his daughter back is such a major plot point, but then, AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF HER BRAIN BEING DEAD AND GONE, NOPE, SHE'S BACK.

[@Robert-qm7yi]

Dakota Andrews He took the brain scan right after everyone died, the real brain doesn't matter because the hard drive brain is fine forever

[@Luke-nc6fj]

Dude... spoilers

[@Robert-qm7yi]

Luke Shut the fuck up this is a video about the movie, if you don't want spoilers it's your own damn fault for clicking on a review of the movie

[@VulKus117]

Elvis: “You pissed Keanu?” Keanu: “...yeah.”

[@JODRecaps]

hello Vul. btw n word

[@R.NGrant]

Mmm yes

[@bowman303]

@@JODRecaps hey JODis, btw n word

[@arigat-s0244]

​@@JODRecaps Hey, JODass, btw n word pass expired.

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

JODisHere nigga

[@crazydynamite_1003]

“Things get smaller, not bigger.” Apple: allow me to introduce brand new iphone pro plus humongous edition XXX

[@Serliu]

Crazy Dynamite xxx?! Wai-

[@crazydynamite_1003]

BlueSodaCan I don’t know that’s just came to my mind I guess lol

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

Iphone 30? Bet they'll just add another camera.

[@abdulhaadi6648]

That d tho what about that

[@para-yw9dn]

ye apple is stupid asf but i think their phones get thinner/slimmer same with the macbooks

[@lyven9872]

“It’s got keanu reeves, it’s got sci-fi. How can it go wrong?” Cyberpunk 2077: well...

[@markkusallinen3469]

Cyberpunk is goated though

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

This movie is so bad that it's the reason I stay deep in the woods

[@necrophilicuntorsomethingi2541]

Let's napalm the fucking Earth fellow cryptic creature

[@binchillin.]

How are you everywhere?😂

[@aufowithwificoverage3328]

And me in space...

[@SparkPlug0777]

@@aufowithwificoverage3328 and me in the void...

[@dietcoke7024]

I like Bigfoot. Just Some Guy Without a Mustache is tolerable. But JODIsHere is a blight on every comment section and needs to be removed

[@Symora]

They took his dog hostage again that's why he agreed to the role

[@vibintobeexact8779]

@@Varkolyx And vagene

[@streetlightsglowing3809]

yeah that’s crazy you be squirtin?

[@JODRecaps]

hello mora. btw n word

[@musek5048]

@@Varkolyx he's not going to. its some challenge that he's doing for himself i guess? i looked at his channel and its just a guy desperately looking for views and attention. he's got a knack for making videos but his ideas are kinda meh at best.

[@CarlJohnson-tw2yp]

@@JODRecaps I've seen you on three different channels today

[@necrophilicuntorsomethingi2541]

*I'm crying, John Wick would never do this*

[@dvr2474]

Literally shaking and crying right now

[@necrophilicuntorsomethingi2541]

@@dvr2474 Literally going to Kermitu Witu Sadnessu Cide

[@JODRecaps]

hello ET. btw n word

[@necrophilicuntorsomethingi2541]

@@JODRecaps I am of all color, inferior individual

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

JODisHere nigga

[@Jokerasmaw]

Watching your videos gives me a little fuzzy feeling in my heart and makes me feel like I'm among friends. Thanks dude

[@beesryummy5403]

Human brain has large data size, hence the big ass hardrive. That's the only defence I can dredge up for this movie :D

[@maggiee639]

Why did it have to look like a leap frog tablet though?! 😂

[@mr_gl00m32]

That's exactly what my first thought was.

[@ImperialFool]

plus if you gonna save a human mind, on a single device (which is really dumb with all the distributed cloud backup technology that exists even now) You'll want to have at least a raid (or some futurist version of it) preventing complete data loss on memory failure.

[@cristalchavez4098]

i feel bad for Keeanu having to do that scene accident scene because isn't that how his family and wife died in real life??

[@deathofastrawberry8669]

It’s how his ex died but not his family

[@stormlecat6421]

Yeah there's no way he'd have been able to instantly be back at that raw pain and would have conveyed it in a much more realistic and emotional way

[@NotADood]

No it's not

[@ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura]

His girlfriend had a miscarriage I think but she died in a car accident. Still absolutely horrible but they weren’t married and the kid did pass from unrelated reasons.

[@aenguspigott6885]

@@NotADood why are you like this, what is this dumbfuckery

[@hbombfreak]

4:00 “Knockoff Mark Zuckerberg” So that’s why he was cast in Silicon Valley

[@wcurty336]

It's funny cause marks body was cast out of silicon

[@arc_loco]

Isnt he the Verizon guy?

[@saladman420]

He was also in Zombieland and he played the counterpart of Jesse Eisenberg, who played Mark Zuckerberg in the movie “the social network”

[@joseph7858]

I really found it funny, when Elvis explained the plot with „just erase this little piece of memory“ - with „Scrubs Season 9“ writen on his index finger… 😂

[@fearofthechippan]

Not going to lie, when I first saw the name “Zoe” on the horizontal piece of paper, I read it vertically as “Nom”

[@robin0135]

same!

[@PlayBoX-qq9kr]

Same

[@neliaferreira9983]

7:15 I had to go back to check, and yes, it does look like Nom!

[@babayaga102]

If the main character and that "Foster child" guy actually ended up together I would watch that.

[@aufowithwificoverage3328]

.....same

[@PreferablyPurple]

Same

[@turboflamez161]

Bill & Ed's questionably homoerotic adventure.

[@JODRecaps]

hello Yaga. btw n word

[@raffy234]

can you imagine what movie that would have turned out to be ?? now you have a family of clones but damn! you got the hots for your loyal(not so loyal) colleague... :'D

[@realPutt-Putt]

The brain has only been recorded to stay active for as long as 10 minutes after death. So waiting 7 hours to copy the consciousness would be ridiculous.

[@gunfiend5175]

BUT PUTT PUTT ITS DA FUTURE

[@meepster6553]

Maybe it dosent need to be active as we dont know how consciousness works

[@realPutt-Putt]

MeepSter Don’t make excuses for this stupid movie lol.

[@gingyplays266]

Putt-Putt thebmovie is stupid but you are as well for trying to apply logic to science fiction do you think star wars is actually possible its called fiction for a reason

[@realPutt-Putt]

Gingy Gary So we should forgive every bad written piece of story in movies because it’s “fiction”? Movies still have to follow the rules they set in place even if they’re fantasy. Otherwise it’s just bad writing. A great example of this is Black Mirror. That show does a great job balancing fiction with reality.

[@justsomefetus1597]

he didn't need "robot keanu" to save his family, he just needed a pencil

[@bryankennedy3719]

Lol

[@nb8817]

Ooo, the synth doesn’t like the synthetic Christmas tree. *Symbolism!* I am a good writer. -whoever wrote the script for this movie, probably.

[@LouiseAttaque888]

I don't really like Keanu involved in a story where he cries over the dead bodies of his wife and kids... I know he's a professional actor, but I don't like to watch him acting that out :(

[@NotADood]

🙄

[@Dj.MODÆO]

Couldn’t have been more awkward for you than Keanu.....he lost a child IRL, and had to relive that moment to help sell this horrible film.

[@vulpine3431]

@@Dj.MODÆO That's why it's awkward to watch. Because you know that Keanu cannot possible be happy doing that.

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Oh my god you're right. Wait...why is he in this movie??? I'm just realizing how messed up it is, he had to act out failing to save his family members for the entire movie. Why did he take this role. Did the director know??

[@feebee6810]

Guys, we don't know Keanu and we don't know how he processed that grief, most professional actors distance their personal lives from their roles or sometimes that kinda trauma can actually help with the role so that the actor can sympathize and relate with his character.

[@doctordeath2551]

Better excuse: She told me she keeps having this nightmare where we were in a car accident and she saw you die and she asks me to get rid of it and told me not to tell you because she didn’t wanna freak you out and worry you.

[@Missinthecaribbean]

The way you set up the car crash scene in this movie made it 10x more funny, I was cry laughing at this video

[@burgerpowder8]

this is basically a black mirror episode with keanu in it

[@jaciraguedes4642]

but worse

[@elektra81516]

This is Black Mirror Season 5 bad though not the genius that was Season 2 or 1

[@brandonbreyer3118]

I don't think even Mr. Wick himself remembers this movie, and maybe it's for the best.

[@hiim12gauge27]

the reason this has so many comments is because it said Keanu reeves Thanks for half a thousand likes every one

[@Cobbsterner]

REDDIT MOMENT

[@medjed7422]

WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS FORTNITE BAD MINECRAFT GOOD

[@1millionangels]

Medjed thank you for gold kind stranger!

[@JODRecaps]

hello 12. btw n word

[@venusdragojlovic4227]

i don't get why the internet has such a boner for him

[@RS54321]

This is about 1000x more entertaining than the actual movie. Thanks, I needed the laugh after enduring the atrocity of that film.

[@munkyzzb7504]

Why wouldn't the boss just be like this is great we can bring people back life? Let's call the news are stock is going to go thru the roof.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

nah, whats coming through the roof are torches from the religious pitchforkmcrowd

[@munkyzzb7504]

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Oh

[@VargVikernes1488]

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 as they should. The idea of cloning is awful. Thankfully, it can't work like that, anyway.

[@lorax1274]

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Yeah, but that's not just a religious problem Do you have any idea how complex this fucking subject is How complex a subject of what is "human" or "you"? "Bringing people to life" or perhaps just making a flesh dolls that simply look the same with imprinted memories. Are they really the same people? Fucking think about it. It's not as simple as some ressurection or revival

[@bandamani]

That would be extremely dumb, wtf.

[@Hmmmmgh]

omg 😖😖 im litterally crying right now Keanue wood never do this not big chug is wholesome 100😭

[@blake.aes.6521]

What

[@BigVigo]

Big chugus 😂😂😂😂

[@bbbrian9033]

Kustogg what

[@dietcoke7024]

@Kustogg Reddit-tards in a nutshell

[@JODRecaps]

hi kart. btw n word

[@crazygamer4260]

Maybe Ed meant he could only bring three as in I could only fit/not get caught with 3? Why am I defending this movie?

[@russianname2986]

Then why wouldn’t he just make two trips the second trip would probably 20x easier

[@barmitzvahelmo2799]

Хорошая шутка Вау Maybe there were only 3 that werent used and were just sitting there in storage

[@Alexenarain]

Maybe Ed only brought 3 pods, one for each of the kids, and was hoping to take the place of the wife? That way he could be with Keanu.

[@AzraelxMaizaVA]

Okay, but nobody is addressing that car related deaths are still a trigger for Keanu. Imagine how hard that scene must have been for him.

[@xeokym223]

_"...but hey, I don't know the science behind it..."_ Neither does the movie.

[@rasin847]

I could see a lot of memes being made about this movie. Like the “This man is dead” scene.

[@magnaillusion6085]

Nobody: The kids: "Electrocute my flesh, male parental figure"

[@maidenoftheabyss5448]

thank you for making videos they have been helping me escape lately. thank you for making me smile during my struggle

[@queenb1119]

Hope you're doing better than you were a few months ago! Sending lots of love! ❤

[@catgirlcraft1774]

The robot cgi in this movie looks like I, robot from 2003ish, so that’s a 15 year difference. (Also I, robot is a much better robot movie)

[@seanpazdera6407]

Well yeah, because this isn't a robot movie.

[@aidinmcinerney6512]

Would've been a 11/10 if at the end clone Zoe ran up to clone mum, looked dead into the camera and spoke in boss man's voice

[@mega_bird700]

Wait a minute, when she's talking about the Christmas trees and how she thinks authentic is better...does that mean she would rather be dead than be alive as a clone? That doesn't make sense, a clone would be like "oh man I need to stop taking life for granted and change." Especially if their memories were transferred over to the clone.

[@Serrifin]

It would have been better if someone said ‘yeah, but the real ones die’ or something, would have hit the theme and gotten the point across better than the weird face we got from Keanu’s boyfriend.

[@jimbabwe3]

@@Serrifin Man that's such an obvious line how did they not do that

[@lauravellegas5686]

FYI, the brain starts decaying a few seconds after the heart stops beating because it needs a steady flow of oxygen.

[@mugiwaraluffy3952]

I didn't know that

[@waltercomunello121]

from some old CPR lessons and a bit of biology I did I can recall the brain can be declared dead after about 10 minutes of oxygen deprivation. maybe 7 and a half minute are enough.

[@nuckfut420]

@@waltercomunello121 yep. And I believe only 4 is needed for permanent brain damage

[@Mr_Boss_Smile]

brain activity can last for months

[@kimjongun5613]

This might be the most Neil Breen movie I’ve seen

[@joanycast]

KimJongUn THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKINK

[@jimborimbo12]

I can relate, when I was 7 my LEGO Millennium Falcon actually fell of a table and was smashed to bits, worst day of my life.

[@pawsbythefox9797]

Plot ywist: ed is an experiment that is why he dont got no parents or relatives

[@suigeneris2663]

PawsbyTheFox #justiceforedbitchez

[@unterdessen8822]

Ed is the imaginary boyfriend of closeted gay Keanu.

[@mandridhugh9555]

I always like watching the movies recapped channels on these movies and coming to this channel to see the breakdown on what it's actually like watching them, really feels like I'm getting the full experience.

[@100-k9b]

The reason why the minds reject the bodys is exactly the same that is used in Destiny for the Exos, really original👍

[@dex3625]

The robot moves on a different fps

[@uy9572]

That’s how science works

[@kieranschafer5180]

Yeah like 5 frames per second

[@teppo1061]

The hard drive would have all of the human memories, that would be about 2,5 petabytes. Those hardrives are pretty small for 2,5 petabytes

[@MayorGoldieWilson825]

Is it 2.5 or 2,5?

[@NotFrank420]

@@MayorGoldieWilson825 some countries use commas or periods, they are the same

[@MayorGoldieWilson825]

@@NotFrank420 ah, I see. 🤔

[@robosing225]

@@MayorGoldieWilson825 yeah confused me too. but then I remembered if your going to ball park something you would say 2-5 petabytes not 2,5. which btw, they use commas for both? 2,000,000 and 0,0002 works? what about if you're trying to say 2.101 of something, like grams, and you put 2,101g wouldnt that be slightly confusing?

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

@@robosing225 nobody responded to this but they're literally flipped. 2.200 being two thousand two hundred 2,210 being two point one zero

[@heybulldog1589]

Saw this with my sister in theatres and we were genuinely shook at how dirty they did Keanu in this (or how dirty he did himself..??)

[@bobinasack]

His acting was incredibly bad lol

[@khalil42]

@@bobinasack his acting in other movies was pretty good, pretty sure it’s the script that told him to fuck up this movie

[@Skarwind]

Let's not talk about Knock Knock.

[@PrevailingFreedom]

I thought this was great acting

[@Fuzzysea693]

@@Serrifin this was in THEATERS? Oh jeez... I hated wasting my time watching but I can’t imagine paying to see this.

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

I want a replica of my brain so I can replace the one I lost while watching this movie

[@xyoungdipsetx]

Rebekka Schröder lol

[@theoliveknight9361]

I want that to relive experiences for the first time like great movies or games

[@cmanlovespancakes]

Maybe they can just erase the movie from your memory.

[@WDDragneel]

I'm just dying over the fact Keanu is named William (Will) in this movie and his friends name is ₍ₜ₎Ed.

[@AB-fh9zh]

And this is the real bogus journey.

[@SARAIN4ever]

26:50 *The way the CGI-Body slides across the floor had me dead as well!!* 😂

[@AFishNamedBob]

I'm so glad you suggested Primer! It's been one of my most favorite movies for years.