Hermit Gang ft. Team S.T.A.R. - The Super Weapon (elybeatmaker Remix)

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• Hermitgang feat. Team ...
Credits of the original song:
Written and Produced by Skellythekid from Docm77's Patreon Server
Co-written by Rendog, MajesticTaco, Xisumavoid, Welsknight, ImpulseSV, Docm77, MumboJumbo
Co-produced by Docm77, ImpulseSV, FalseSymmetry, Rendog, Xisumavoid
DocM77: / docm77
Welsknight: / welsknightgaming
False: / falsesymmetry
Impulse: / impulsesv
Xisuma: / xisumavoid
Rendog: / rendog
and mumbo I guess: / thatmumbojumbo
LYRICS:
Docm77:
it all started when Grian touched my redstone
he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic,
doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill
and crazy vocal acrobatics
im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O
(bdubs: MMMHHHHMMMM)
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
got rendog and other firemen
to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, iskall can try again
Wels:
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds
Hermit Gang x 16
False:
if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false
g team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls
and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree
try to stop my pvp and perish painfully
im the queen of hearts, heads and body parts
your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts
ill send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath
g team's name will be the only thing left
Impulse:
Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator
My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy
Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming
Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming
Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing
Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing
Who's the better team, there is no controversy
But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy
Hermit Gang x 16
X:
X gone give it to ya, Im gone give it to ya
X gone give it to ya, WHAT
Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes
And the G Team theyre looking unclean needing some sunscreen
Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds
Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured
DANGER DANGER
I got lasers to cut em up like razors
Its flexin season and I got flavor
Their weak defenses like trenches and fences
That these dense heads are presenting
They're presenting them alright, they're not very good
I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl
I could use my elytra
Come on G Team, jeeze.
Hermit Gang x 16
Rendog:
Now im back, got some things I wanna say
Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay
Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way
Cleo dont know who shes freaking with
All the signs say to notify her next of kin
This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits
Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is
I can mumble rap and still be the best there is
Hermit Gang x 16
Mumbo:
Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team-
I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule
And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing
I'm a busy guy...
I'd have to do a verse. You know.
BANANAS.
You know. I'd have to do a verse.
BANANAS.
BANANAS
BANANAS.
BANANAS.
I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...
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docm77: 0:00
Welsknight: 0:28
False: 1:01
Impulse: 1:25
Xisuma: 1:59
Rendog: 2:53
Mumbo: 3:27
Special thanks to DocM for sending me the vocals
and to Nirek Setty for the timestamps

[@docm77]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@_LeondeHaas_]

Its hot bro xd

[@elybeatmaker]

Thank you so much for allowing me to do this doc!

[@sahilPanjala]

Feel bad for the new guy

[@that1pastelgoth]

:D

[@Danyle_]

Yo where’s the firefighter at this is song is on fire man! 🔥

[@rendog]

Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang :D RD

[@quinten70]

Hi

[@elybeatmaker]

Thank you for the support RenDoggyDog

[@hamishfatcat3385]

Hi lil ren

[@that1pastelgoth]

Lil RD :3

[@RiceNoodles_]

Hello ren

[@Grian]

It hurt enough the first time

[@jrc5643]

Grian oooooooooooooooooooooooof

[@elybeatmaker]

Hahah Sorry Grian!

[@CoffeebeanG618]

You need to strike back...harder

[@mysterysshh4365]

You must make a remix back nowwwwwwwe they made two can't stand #team gforthewin

[@radoweissensteiner2258]

Gotta make a response

[@EpicRobloxianReal]

“It all started when Grian touched my redstone” That aged perfectly

[@WhisperOfTheWood]

It did indeed XD

[@Wasabi_the_Weirdo]

Oh yeah, definitely did.

[@aygianalt]

Doc even started quoting this again...

[@MxdnightXX]

Lol

[@Sany_Tarn]

@@aygianalt Indeed! That's quite a nostalgia season.

[@TurkeyTueky]

4 years later: *It all started when Grian touched my redstone*

[@Iriajiqwlfk]

REAL

[@familytablet6453]

I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

[@InvaltidWord]

grian touching docs redstone is a canon event

[@-Starza-offical.]

NAHHHH

[@Mentally_Monopoly]

Grian is Grian

[@JoeHillsTSD]

Y’all are slaying me twice! I’ve gotta remove another head from the G Team life wall!

[@_LeondeHaas_]

Haha!

[@jackeroni216]

NO PLS

[@captainnomekop5056]

I believe in G Team!

[@CSXrailfan814]

You sould make renbog a mole for team g

[@renight6476]

So thats way there was a g team head missing

[@vxr7884]

Xisuma joining Team star and being the admin of the server is basically the PE teacher joining the other team

[@Luna-Taxers]

Lol yea

[@datboi.66]

oof

[@micvi8325]

but g team won what does that mean

[@Luna-Taxers]

Maybe they gon easy on them......

[@vxr7884]

Against all odds they won

[@niochibashi9280]

Can we appreciate how Doc's first lyrics are still true today with Grian's latest mistake ?

[@gavindinsmoor8196]

"Listen Grian, nobody touches my tunnel bore. You're done! It all started when Grian and Scar broke my redstone."

[@familytablet6453]

I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

[@user-vv1zv7uz5s]

😆

[@AmethystsMinecraft]

His verse aged perfectly

[@hermitfan109]

That was 9 months ago!? Wow. It feel like it was maybe 9 weeks ago.

[@cosinex8361]

My impression: Doc - legendary and intimidating Wels - incredible rapping False - MURDER Impulse - Tango bad, fire good Xisuma - Cute and very good rhymes Remdog - First letter of alphabet and sound effects Mumbo - The usual triple mole bananas maneuver

[@ava10110]

100%

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

False *MURDER* lol 😂

[@SkSkNutella]

False: “OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!”

[@TheHeartlessSpirit_.]

“False : MURDER” Why is this hilarious

[@ell4450]

False: MURDERER

[@yinlee2575]

Grian: joins Hermitcraft. Grian: starts singing weird songs. Grian: begins tag. Grian: threatens to take Mumbo’s mustache away. Grian: really does take Mumbo’s mustache away. Grian: builds an immensely tall base. Grian: commences civil war. That’s Grian’s black history.

[@Sanjay.2133]

Grian: Invites Iskall to this messing around group Grian: Builds a shop Grian: Messes up the redstone of the shop Grian: Helps breed villagers Grian: Sees the villagers die again Grian: Breeds more villagers Grian: Builds more things in a village Grian: Pranks people Possible: Grian = Poultry Man?

[@Sanjay.2133]

Me: Um.

[@thebadishradish]

How has no one mentioned Poultry Man

[@milkmangarffan]

Grian: also starts a rocket launcher battle

[@XenophonSoulis]

Grian: Starts a build off.

[@xisumavoid]

Did we just win AGAIN?

[@elybeatmaker]

Double win!

[@WizardJace]

I would say, without a doubt, yes!

[@JonathanCorwin]

Again?? Spoilers?

[@xHadesStamps]

No, just one.

[@Crevasse]

Nope

[@kaze5507]

I can see a part 2 with Doc saying: *"Listen Boatem boys, no one touches our ship!"*

[@bananabro1010]

You’re done! It all started when Grian touched my goats He played himself like an amethyst block set on animatic The Goat Masters a savage, set on revenge and with crazy vocal acrobatics I’m a legend known as Goat-Man, back when The Resistance called for him (Grian: MHM!) DocMC is coming for you eightfold Get pearl, Scar and Impulse To rebuild your tiny boatem pole and knock you down your own hole, Mumbo no peace, love or plants. Sorry I just kinda did this :)

[@MrCanKnotNot]

Ummmmmmmm . Its goats ... no one touches our goats XD

[@divyamanoj3153]

hermitcraft season 8 waaaarrrrr. lets goooooooo!

[@ghanig9948]

isn't the thing he started called Goatem not Boatem?

[@bananabro1010]

@@ghanig9948 Grian started Boatem, Doc started Goatem (inspired by Boatem)

[@BeepBoopBee]

False's line of "I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts" is probably my favorite thing about this entire track

[@SkSkNutella]

And foreshadowing something 👀👀 Cough cough empires smp cough cough

[@BeepBoopBee]

@@SkSkNutella I don't think that's intentional. Would be fun if that line makes a return in empires smp though

[@SkSkNutella]

@@BeepBoopBee it’s not intentional lol I just kept singing it during her vid today lol

[@thanhhoang7335]

*Top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss*

[@Moon_Jam08]

*Top 6 and Mumbo

[@Raenon]

@@Moon_Jam08 *Top 10

[@slavicoreo90]

GG mate

[@LunealSky]

Wouldn't be top 7 because there's only seven of them? But I like what you did there.

[@nbsarkar6911]

Top 6

[@rassu_serru]

Season 6: "It all started when Grian touched my redstone" Season 7: "It all started when Grian Stole my frontdoor"

[@Ca11MeCyber]

Nah, Its because Grian started the mycelium resistance

[@JaneLeeHealthWellnessCareer]

Yep

[@IDidNotCommitWarCrimesInSerbia]

No bro it started when scar removed mycelium from the district

[@Master-zb3fk]

Well it's five months later, and now they're in the same team, viva la resistance

[@parentheses4662]

@@Ca11MeCyber r/wooosh

[@_Smatyy]

Impulse always sounds like hes smilling

[@ItzWaterWheelz]

can agree

[@m0ddotrar]

He does, isnt it weird

[@seineevee]

That’s because he’s caffeinated, animated-

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

I don’t think he can be mad it’s not possible

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

@@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 imagine him shouting in anger, literally impossible

[@hannawickstrom5980]

Did anyone else hear Xisumas little “ Wohoo” after Wels part?It was adorable!!

[@maxeon0937]

He also did a little "Arright" after Impulse's part

[@ultramusickid4812]

X is the most wholesome and adorable little derp in all of hermitcraft

[@cobblestonebee]

he's just a little guy!

[@thatonewatercat]

Thank you so much for telling me I replayed it and heard it

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

Xs tone is so adorable

[@adryd]

When a Minecraft remix has better production quality than songs that reach the top downloaded on iTunes

[@elybeatmaker]

Aww ari!!! You're the best

[@xHadesStamps]

The top downloads are often crap.

[@AmorDeae]

With the current trend for shit music that's to be expected. (If you listen shit music it does *NOT* mean you have a personality, it means you have shit music taste, and likely completely 0 personality)

[@eswing2153]

It’s almost like the hermits have found a second or third career. Considering how much effort goes into properly annunciating words on their channels it seems this work is a walk in the park.

[@xHadesStamps]

@@AmorDeae And I don't understand *why* crap music is currently trending. It's absolutely stupid.

[@russetbotato3209]

G team won the flags Star won the best burns Con Corp won the most profit THE SERVER WON WHEN MUMBO GOT HIS MUSTACE

[@noodlecoffee193]

Robot g team > hermit gang

[@awesomepossum7420]

OMG L. O. L!!

[@IndustrialParrot2816]

cubfan is smart he was double sided and roped scar in too

[@nguyentrinhnamgiang8137]

Lol

[@bovvov9703]

Star won the rap battle ;•

[@cairoraiser9338]

I got recommended this at the PERFECT time. Grain has, once again, touched Doc’s Redstone.

[@starblitzz7283]

WORD

[@familytablet6453]

I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

[@user-sx6el5ef4c]

who is this grain character?

[@jennifergonzalez6884]

Who's Grain?

[@Biryani2op]

Especially the grian and scar

[@bladelogic923]

Everyone sounds like legit rappers and then there’s X sounding adorable for some reason

[@the_Lena_girl]

Ikr!

[@ahmed4363]

Impulse somehow can never sound angry at all

[@iannorris4927]

Gay? Confirmed

[@banana7558]

He had the best flow out of all of them

[@vishalbhat8602]

I had to drink fire resistance potions after Xisuma's part

[@wynnew.3401]

This metaphor is better than the whole rap, and that is saying a lot.

[@jackdouglass3364]

Dear Charlie The Freak Of Nature, I respectfully disagree. Sincerely, Jack

[@zenokoo8882]

@@jackdouglass3364 so smooth lol

[@junk2422]

*x gOnNa gIvE iT tO yA*

[@vishalbhat8602]

@@junk2422 Burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds, it's absurd how my rhymes got them injured - my favourite part lmao

[@zekeggy]

all the hermits: rap ren: let's study the alphabet

[@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh]

AYY

[@sam-ny8ro]

BEE

[@depressoespresso5904]

SEA

[@gray7490]

this is the best comment no doubt

[@zekeggy]

EY

[@Locket.L]

“Who’s the better team? There is no controversy, but before it’s said and done, y’all be BEGGIN’ us for mercy” That line is so good

[@aceofarthropods2597]

Impulse's entire verse is absolute fire let's be real

[@Cats.and.sadness]

Just imaging doc in his room saying "hermitgang" over and over again 😭

[@basilbat273]

I want to draw this

[@akshatsinghal5293]

That isn't Ren?

[@AmorDeae]

Cow goes "moo" Cat goes "meow" Mumbo goes "BANANAS" So what does the fox say?

[@iansarmiento23]

The fox says, what the heck Mumbo?

[@funky_missy]

amadeusz antyga I almost forgot that meme!

[@AmorDeae]

@@funky_missy It's a song. Not a meme. How do you think a refined artist like Ylvis would feel when someone called his art a "meme"? Have some respect, you peasant.

[@azreal4633]

@@funky_missy it really wasn't a meme

[@leizurly]

BANNANAS GO TEAM G

[@FalseSymmetry]

🔥🔥🔥

[@elybeatmaker]

I finally remixed you Falseeeee I'm happy you have no idea

[@HeavyD33]

I can just see Falsie with the mic drop :P

[@nekaudi4372]

Did you, Wels, & Impulse write your own verses? They were 🔥.

[@robitzaul1689]

I like ur line the most XDDD 😂

[@lucidmoses]

I really like the way your part comes of as not showboating but more Well Obviously. Nicely done.

[@ChromaWRLD999]

Doc: his personal property being assaulted by Grian Wels: Becomes Rap god. Talks about swords False: Literal Murder Impulse: Tango Betraying him and red stone stuff Xisuma: Cute British roasts Ren: Alphabetic learning and the LADIES, obviously

[@WonkyWater-YT]

Cute British roasts...

[@Dragon_Fire_2468]

Not the first time Grian has touched Docs redstone and had an unfavorable reaction 💀

[@WonkyWater-YT]

@@Dragon_Fire_2468 THE INCIDENT

[@ChromaWRLD999]

@@WonkyWater-YT Who wants to join hermitcraft now? Two open spots. The two members who …left… were builders. Now anyone who wants join has high expectations

[@rylennicoleaguas4035]

Mumbo: BANANAS

[@Pixelcraftian]

This is an original song but it sounds so like a minecraft parody LMAO, cool rap!!!!!!

[@cin3859]

That’s because it’s a Gucci Gang parody lol

[@UtopiaYA]

@@cin3859 OHHHH TAHTS WHY IT HERMIT GANG LOLOLOL

[@audreyf7540]

Doc: starting a war over a bush Wels: sounds like an actual rapper False: kind of terrifying but it fits her Impulse: why would you betray me tango Xisuma: too cute to actually rap but everyone needed to drink fire resistance after his part Ren: also could be an actual rapper Mumbo: BaNANAs

[@SixthPlanet-jp6te]

I agree with like x goes woohoo after wels yeah after false then alright after impulse

[@depressoespresso5904]

*gOiN bAnAnAs*

[@yNicky987]

If someone touched a bush in my lawn; i would also start a civil war

[@tobikat8865]

@@yNicky987 same

[@meformayor4359]

lol code banana

[@joseprafol5160]

Doc namedropped Etho But where is he in here?? Etho: (drinking tea while watching) that's none of my buisness

[@its_aeyo]

‘Me reading this in Etho’s voice’

[@mini9024]

Season 7 of course.

[@y0urmaj3sty]

He’s too busy assasinating BDubs and Keralis

[@dylanashford]

iRain_TM And being assassinated by iskall

[@18t32]

@@y0urmaj3sty You mean trying to assinate keralis

[@davidbakke9293]

“Cleo don’t know what she freaking with.” Rendog could be the clean version of snoop dog

[@trombone28]

Welp

[@bananabro1010]

I approve

[@datsmia1179]

LMAO RIGHT

[@pumpkins2796]

@@trombone28 lol it translated “Welp” to puppy

[@arengierng552]

" 4 years later "... It all stars when grian and scar touched my redstone.

[@familytablet6453]

I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

[@carddu]

Here from the future. A member of G-Team and a member of Team S.T.A.R collaborated to make a charity stream. They have PeAcE

[@elybeatmaker]

Finally 🙏

[@r.a.y.28]

Not sure doing a charity stream and then calling the other person stinky is peaceful nowadays...

[@ethan74759]

@@r.a.y.28 lol

[@zilix6323]

Nah it’s peace hush

[@carddu]

Rayhan Mahtab lol

[@badgoblinYT]

Aight G team. It's time to respond. Here. Grian: Hahahahaha! You guys call that a rap? Come on, G team, let’s show ‘em how it’s done. *Beat begins* I’m a lyrical miracle And I’ve come to attack Cuz if STAR team wants the W They’ll have to hack Our base is superior To some stone turtle shell Your team is trash tier And we can all tell Your members are lacking You’re missing skills that you need So fix your team up, Doc, or you’ve got no chance to succeed! Mumbo: Im the definition of a redstone master Thank God I’m out of STAR That team is a disaster I unleash deadly traps And laugh as you die I’m glad there’s no blood in Minecraft Cuz I’d ruin my tie All I need is a dispenser and a stack of TNT And I’d light up the STAR team base What a sight that would be And now I’m left with only one more thing to say I could beat the STAR team if I was AFK! *Hermit gang chorus* Tango: Ay yo wassup it’s double T With emphasis on the G You say it takes two to Tango But it takes more to beat me! And now let me bring up a simple fact of the matter I spit fire with a button The STAR team needs a batter! I make amazing machines So G team has this in the bag Cuz all that STAR team machines do Is generate too much lag! Zombiecleo: Drown you watch you die Or shoot you out of the sky Or sneak into your base If I’m feeling sly I can do all of that with ease STAR team winning? Oh, please. I’ll bring them down to their knees They’ll do as the G team decrees Call me a zombie But I’m still faster than you Comin’ atcha sword swinging Whatcha gonna do? I’ll set the battlefield ablaze Stepping calmly through the haze And when the STAR team sees me? Then it’s the end of their days. *Hermit gang chorus* Stressmonster: The Ice Queen is here So STAR team know your place Oh what’s that I hear? The G team winning the race My heart may be cold But my bars are still fire If you think that STAR team’s better Then frankly you’re a liar. I think I’ve figured out what STAR stands for S for stupid, T for tryhard, A for arrogant, R for really needs ore But you get none Go home STAR team, you’re done. Your team has Falsesymmetry? No wonder her fans all go to me. JoeHills: I don’t need to do much I’ve already murdered you with words And now the STAR team is trying to call us nerds? I already destroyed you once So get ready to throw down Cuz I’m about to spit some rhymes At about the speed of sound *Really quickly* I’m killin’ the village I pillage Now just imagine the village is STAR team Y’all tryin’ to dream But I’ll make you scream STAR is like a quilt So let me tear the seam *back to normal speed* Yeah which team is better It’s plain to see Because you can’t spell the words Hermit Gang Without the G! *Hermit gang chorus* Iskall: Just one member left It all comes down to me I've gotta save our flag And kill Falsey But that's easy Oops, did we win the war? Awww, that's too bad I wanted more! But enough is enough We've already won GGs all That was fun! But we can now see the victory No rematch, sorry STAR That's just how it be! Jevin: I'm the pinnacle of gamer The STAR team is lookin' lamer We got all the dia To the STAR team we say cya And we wouldn't wanna be ya But I just got an idea Why doesn't everyone just have fun Well, that is, now that this job's done We don't have to look back at those fights Except, of course, for bragging rights Well I think that's all I need to say So to STAR team I you bid good day Now would they please just go away? Our G Team party is today *Hermitgang chorus*

[@ruisdier8574]

Rip Joe and Jevin

[@zoim4131]

Rip iskall

[@reapervalentin9167]

First TFC Wasn't in G Team. Second where's Isk and Joe in all of this?

[@badgoblinYT]

@@reapervalentin9167 Yes I know, I just wanted to include him to make him feel better that he missed the war. (JK) I just realized I mixed up Joe's and TFC's name. Whoooooooooooops. And Iskall I just don't know stuff about. I'll maybe add a verse tho?

[@badgoblinYT]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE! CALM DOWN! I ADDED ISKALL, AND CHANGED TFC TO JOE. JEEZ. lol sry

[@OmerLink54]

"It all started when Grian touched my redstone" couldn't be more relevant now after THE INCIDENT

[@familytablet6453]

I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

[@GalaxyPrincessK]

I've heard this song a million times and I'm still hearing things that ive never heard before. Like when X says woohoo after Wels says go home nerds

[@depressoespresso5904]

I heard a scream when someone commented there was one in Doc's bit

[@Laura_Sim1235]

Am I the only one who sometimes hears 'Hermit gay' instead of "Hermit gang"? It's just me.. Ok

[@Red_Neck]

Damn you are 50% of the views then

[@teddycat7218]

@@Red_Neck why is this funny to me

[@deborahsheets2604]

Omg that was the cutest woohoo I’ve ever heard ♥️

[@Ace_Unic0rn]

Doc; **epic, flawless* Wels; **epic, flawless** False; **straight up murder but still flawless** Impulse; **sounds like a professional** X; **very very British but still fire** RenDog; **Pure fire and epic** Mumbo; **Nervously sweats**

[@ricardoghaoui2496]

Bananas

[@grain9582]

Bannanas

[@greyholmes2565]

Bananas

[@alyssa6918]

Bananas

[@potatokid1221]

Adds myself: rapping way too fast at five am

[@WelsknightGaming]

Awesome job as always!

[@elybeatmaker]

Your verse was so good wels!

[@HeavyD33]

Wels, you absolutely killed it!

[@mintpotato3272]

All though you aren’t a rapper I’m really, really feeling your part!!!!!!

[@faizfrez2729]

Everyone was fire, but i think Wels definitely had it the best!

[@h3r0dgames]

Unreal! You killed it Wels, well done! Your lines were perfectly executed :)

[@PokoTheDinosaur]

The dislikes are those kids who forgot it was a FRIENDLY Competition

[@DrNoax]

Im sick of those kids.

[@chrisongko1780]

I was reading through the comments on Doc's video, all of them were making fun of team STAR saying that they were going to lose and G-team is so much better, it is clearly friendly competition and they're all having fun. It's so annoying, please don't let the Hermitcraft fanbase be like this, gotta be better than the next door neighbours

[@chrisongko1780]

@@DrNoax Not blaming Grian and Mumbo, but their fanbase is composed of a lot of immature kids though.

[@PokoTheDinosaur]

@@chrisongko1780 to be fair at the time i was one of those comments… i wish i wasn’t so dumb at the time

[@chrisongko1780]

@@PokoTheDinosaur We all learn, hopefully others will too.

[@JuliaElizabethGraves]

When i had my 18th birthday party it was themed like a ball in an abandoned castle and I made sure to sprinkle some hermit gang in the playlist to surprise my guests;) people dancing to gothic metal and suddenly being interrupted by this masterpiece was a thing of dreams

[@-hattyplayzroblox-]

that's amazing!

[@Eggzellent]

I imagine them jamming out to, "Teenagers" and then just hearing, "IT ALL STARTED WHEN GRIAN TOUCHED MY BUSH-"

[@Densema]

Order of the Octa also would've been great, full party singing his name is mumbo jumbo 😂

[@SpicyElaichi]

you fuxkin loser LMFAOOO

[@jemimaryan845]

I love Impulse and Tango's bromance, it's gotten to the point where Impulse mentions his betrayal in the rap.

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

Duel of fate (idk why I said that)

[@flash_pineapple075]

And then theirs just zedaph on neither of the teams lol

[@jarodon6511]

@@flash_pineapple075 lmao i love team zit so much

[@fieryflame1295]

@@jarodon6511 ikr, Also Zit. LOL

[@alyssa6918]

@@flash_pineapple075 I wonder how Zed's part would have gone if he was in this rap

[@impulseSV]

Amazing remix Ely! Can't stop head nodding to this :)

[@leizurly]

impulseSV BANNANAS

[@lucidmoses]

Your part fits you well. Nicely done.

[@maxhaibara8828]

Your part in this song is the best! You sound like an actual rapper!

[@Moon_Jam08]

That verse was like Eminem, you killed it!!! Great job

[@h3r0dgames]

Killing it! Even better the 2nd time round!

[@elizabethlally2557]

The sequel is coming in 2023! Thanks Grian and Scar

[@familytablet6453]

I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

[@cileradragonfang]

3 years later and I'm still giddy every time it gets to Ren's part. Lol

[@witchykittyy]

BUT SAME??!!

[@gianpablosuarez8355]

Same

[@forgottenness]

Literally why I came back to listen this time.

[@TheHeartlessSpirit_.]

Look who failed the alphabet test

[@Agile_Deer]

FOR REAL!!! I love all their parts, but Ren's part would have to be my favorite!

[@jraqn]

Xisuma's is soo good with his posh English accent trying to rap 😂

[@GlowSquibs]

so true

[@ducky4evr207]

Lol so true

[@alexfarnham2167]

true! but i wouldn’t say X’s accent is very posh for english lol

[@elenamccracken544]

@@alexfarnham2167 agreed, not exactly posh English but he sounds great and quite different to the others

[@NotDominic26]

@@elenamccracken544 No for British it's pretty much the opposite of posh. London suburbs are the only places where people normally speak worse than that

[@madscientist1045]

don't touch my bush, grian! *touches bush* A WAR STARTS

[@ethanlawrence5973]

Haytham Achgar there have been worse reasons for wars

[@izyaboi9844]

Grian joins hermitcraft-"oh wow so glad I'm finally here" A few months later-*starts a civil war*

[@ThinkOutsideTheBlocks]

Grian is a destructive individual, that is required to be a builder. I would know.

[@NovaKittelson]

*how the hermitcraft civil war started in a nutshell*

[@JustJum]

It technically started because mumbo was a spoon and died while afk. Thid led to grian and iskall giving him the fork of friendship and pranking him to balance it. Then it just spirals away from there

[@anushadhananjay8715]

Everyone else: *talking about hermits rapping* Me: *_setting my xylophone on automatic_*

[@Skiig]

LOL

[@AmandaPespisa]

Ah yes, electric xylophone Who needs painos

[@stylish_pengu]

@@AmandaPespisa i like painos without the a

[@greenberrygk]

“If you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false” bro that was actually kinda awesome

[@blackout_ct1013]

*I so wish G-team did a response rap!!!!!!!!* 😁😁😁

[@shreyasjoshi5]

They've got We Are the Drowned

[@genesisfrog]

Joe wrote one, lol

[@amankikani4354]

Joe's response Look it up bro, gosh it's like you're not even a person that looks up hermitcraft to see the new things. GOSH

[@shawnosawa5079]

Joe did already lol

[@sun_raymond]

Blackout CT-5864 I’m still waiting AFTER A YEAR RE

[@wimbeedoodle]

Can confirm, this is still fresh in 2020. Edit: Now receiving the seal of freshness in 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024.

[@limestir5974]

yes defitlety

[@ykank10]

Bro I have listening since start of lock down it is the most fresh song I’ve heard this year

[@WarchuEX]

Ya

[@thewolfofazimuth5828]

Aye still good in 2021 xD

[@am3thysts]

Can confirm, this is still fresh in 2021

[@tplouffe9226]

Id like to say, Impulse really doesnt get enough credit for his crazy rhyme scheme, im an actually rap head and his verse was actually pretty impressive, and he was actually saying things. There's a few 6 syllable rhyme schemes in there, great stuff. And Wels' cadence choice was great imo, I've for sure heard actual rappers use that cadence and he does it surprisingly well. X may not sound that good to most people, but I love that style of rap too, the layed back "lazy"/calm cadence it actually sounded really really good, especially the "danger danger, i got lasers to cut em up like razers" that sounded like a legit British rap scene way of cadencing that, not to mention its kinda a double entendre, the lasers arent just like, lasers from a weapon, his Guardins actually shoot lasers. Rendog gave me big like, Tech N9ne typa delivery vibes, not on the same level obviously, but the outrageous and over the top shaky voice thing is amazing, again, sounds like something a real rapper might do. Doc's pretty good (dont hate me) but the "Xylophone set on automatic" like just sounds so off to me for some reason and it sours his verse, but i so love how his voice sounds throughout it, the ending is extremely solid too. And False also had some real female rap type of inflections that dont get noticed enough, the like, dragging the end of lines slightly with the hum/buzz sound is very common with many female rap cadences, not to mention her opening line is really really good.

[@theemeraldfox2036]

Wels is one of the most wholesome people I’ve seen on KZbin and the fact that he’s a rap god makes it even better

[@noturkill9879]

You'd never think calm and kind wellsknight would be that good at rap.

[@MollyMoller]

Team S.T.A.R : Hermit Gang G-Team : MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK

[@asliceofpizza7656]

No Name *I’M GONMA TAKE THAT MOUSTACHE AWAY*

[@anela.51]

@@asliceofpizza7656 MUMBO MUMBO MUMBO AFKKKKKKKKK

[@pxcaraku8019]

@@anela.51 I AM GONNA TAKE THAT MOUSTACHE AWAYYY Did i spel moustache right?

[@EnabledHearts]

Bananas

[@user-rf7vk7yh9h]

GANG - G G TEAM

[@familycraftdad]

Love it! You've done it again, sir!

[@elybeatmaker]

Thank you FCD!

[@RiceNoodles_]

hello

[@jeremiahperrault648]

Your turn fcd

[@elybeatmaker]

@@jeremiahperrault648 oof! I'm sure that, if he does it, it'll be incredible!

[@bibster5771]

SIr? hes an alien!

[@greenm110]

I am being completed genuine with this, hermitgang got me a girlfriend

[@elybeatmaker]

HAHA HOW? happy for you 😂

[@seineevee]

I want to know the story behind this

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

This needs an explanation

[@taxdodger9373]

we gon need context lad

[@BennettRDavis]

Listen man, I might need to employ this strategy, you need to tell us.

[@Whom_]

Every other Hermit: well thought out rhymes with great rhythm Mumbo: “Banana”

[@maitryebhandare599]

Diss track summary 1) Docm77 :- pretty good rapping and opening with strong anger against grian. 2) Welsknight :- great display of rhymes and skills, non violent burn CEO. 3) Flasesymmetry :- literal murder threats that can haunt army personnel, wrestlers and boxers. 4) Impulse :- amazing display of skills and rhymes, sad story of being betrayal. 5) Xisuma :- Fantastic rhymes, the cute little English accent made it seem harmless. 6) Rendog :- English classes weren't completed, I only learned the first letter. But its still great. 7) mumbo-jumbo :- *confused screaming*

[@depressoespresso5904]

continuation to 5) then we all burned to a crisp

[@depressoespresso5904]

"English classes weren't completed" lol

[@abhabaranwal7057]

Ren's best 😂👍🏻

[@radheyshyam8721]

mumbo-jumbo - BANANAS!!!!!!!

[@miiibbss]

English men aren't harmless history taught us that

[@LlamaFreak]

Rendog's "B-R-R-A-H" and other sounds seriously give me generikb vibes.

[@elybeatmaker]

For real!

[@coolgummybear7798]

It made him sound like a wannabe rapper

[@RenanOverRenan]

Hermit Gang 2 be like: *"Listen Grian, nobody touches my Grass, you're done..."*

[@cunkie9157]

Doc more like the button

[@jsw973]

I’m just imagining Scar singing that

[@JonTheGeek]

You say that, but he may be joining the resistance.

[@degistirmelutfen]

This time it’s scar

[@bside4131]

The first line from doc would be "it all started when grian stole my frontdoor"

[@funstormkidz803]

You can hear Impulse smiling as he says his verse

[@nautilus8518]

One thing I learned: Don’t mess with False

[@depressoespresso5904]

or perish painfully

[@sharannyabiswas1433]

@@depressoespresso5904 hahahaha

[@amyt4517]

I’m good a pvp so ima take that as a bet

[@karmaakabane8261]

Damn, the way False raps is really scary. lol

[@julianthebagel2299]

False Supremacy

[@enanan4]

Don't trust rendog guess what he has... A G IN HIS NAME

[@sushimario1367]

Oh he's getting info he's a spy

[@janetakerele8853]

Fire mumbo get the doG

[@EnabledHearts]

Welsni(g)ht

[@kiancroxall2099]

.... cue dramatic music.

[@danielsniderman2090]

iGevin is teh best

[@mrchickinman9984]

“it all started when grian touched my redstone” history repeats itself

[@sassychip26]

0:06 “It all started when Grian touched my redstone” Mumbo - First time?

[@froirissting66]

doc in season 6: listen grian nobody touches the bush doc in season 7: listen grian nobody touches the button

[@potatoman4712]

@Patrick Kinney the button made by mumbo, it died sadly but it was basically infinity stones but instead of stones, it was belts. watch grian's previous vids for more

[@immigrantgaming420epic]

@Patrick Kinney if you watched in April or may, you know what he's talking about

[@DGcontext]

Lol

[@cunkie9157]

@@immigrantgaming420epic yea

[@depressoespresso5904]

are you sure about that Doc

[@bren5573]

"X gonna give it to ya" "X gonna give it to ya" (whhaaaaatt)

[@_crunchyleaf_398]

X's voice is too cute for rapping. But doc and wels killed it. And also "im the queen of hearts heads and body parts" has to be my favourite part.

[@jackdouglass3364]

Impulse nuked G team with his verse imo

[@h2squared]

Lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes

[@bakunoxu8156]

Hol up

[@charlotteguy8753]

i can’t it’s hilarious x is too cute

[@petercormack2859]

Who’s ready for round two?

[@funnymaster468]

He should have not touch his redstone.

[@DarkPhoenix4768]

Rip scar and grian

[@purplejellytotPJT]

Rest in pieces Scar, Grian, and Doc's patience... lol

[@DesTheBeetle]

Here after Grian and Scar touched the redstone

[@HeyKevinYT]

Imagine everytime Grian breaks a redstone dust from one of Doc's insane builds, a new edition of hermitgang drops until he is out of existence

[@MicrowaveOvenVideo]

Grian and Scar may have just brought this back today...

[@Lola-bn1no]

Just come here after watching both grain and scars episode lol

[@familytablet6453]

I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills

[@ruisdier8574]

2:52 So nobody's going to talk about the most epic thing in this song? ''BLAGH''

[@dot32]

xD

[@akhilemmanuel320]

2:53.45

[@llcmr]

Ruisdier RD what’s the letter that starts the alphabet?

[@ahrwilestorninos8001]

@da yo boi lmao

[@deadpatchmc3577]

BLA

[@tarkelprice6875]

“I can mumble rap and still be the best there is” Gets me every time.

[@Sanjay.2133]

I can Mumbo rap

[@christianlebaron1407]

more like mumbo rap

[@18t32]

Yeah he says he's the best at rapping but he rymed is with is did anyone else notice that?

[@nolanoliver1761]

Does... does ren know what mumble rapping is?

[@runes5407]

Look me in my cold dead eyes and tell me he doesnt sound like stewie from Family Guy during this line

[@DramaLlama6]

I love how Grian just touched Docs redstone AGAIN

[@Jaymac720]

False and Xisuma rapping is about the funniest thing I have ever heard. I don't know what it is about the British accent, but when you combine it with rap, it's really funny

[@legacyratrick8237]

Team star: raps Grian: MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK I’M GONNA TAKE THAT MUSTACHE AWAY.

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

Yep pretty much

[@iconifer]

Lol yup!

[@Mega-rx9sr]

Yup that is the g team theme song

[@yingzhu3701]

If g-team made a response rap, it would probably be something like that

[@Nathan-yq5cf]

basically

[@andregirgis8846]

Team star: Raps Mumbo: B A N A N A

[@potatoz2192]

Banana

[@gembird2697]

Bananas

[@NegusOwner]

B A N A N A S

[@Daviddity]

*bananas*

[@michelleanderson9587]

He is team star

[@gottalivehappy]

Xisumas voice is so chill, I’m suprised they made him sound like he was rapping

[@devisaran1963]

3 most useless bits of info: 1- In the part 'Docmc's comin for you sevenfold', there is a scream in the background 2- In the part 'Once we start something, yknow, we're gonna see it through', ther is a roblox 'oof' in the background 3- You need a fire resistance potion for each hermit, but even a fire resistance potion cannot save you from Mumbo's part...

[@depressoespresso5904]

ah tru tru Edit: the scream is hard to hear unless you're looking for it also the "oof" was X saying woo hoo

[@Arcanadragon]

Comment Section: False's part is just about murder and death threats! False: *[pulls her trident out of a corpse]* It's called PvP my friends

[@jaydenverhoef5267]

Haha

[@Arcanadragon]

@@jaydenverhoef5267 Thanks for liking my comment! :D

[@Arcanadragon]

​@@mr-xh4ll I have not watched enough of her videos to decide, but I do know she's better at PvP than many of the other hermits. So she can at least stick a trident in one of them ;)

[@hesterclapp9717]

And UHC in some cases

[@alyssa6918]

@@mr-xh4ll Xisuma is actually one of the best on the server too, but people don't really credit him for it

[@Jay-qk9mk]

Xisuma is too nice to be a rapper yet we all needed to take a fire resistance potion cause we stood too close to a star

[@lol_Idk821]

The first part hits different now

[@IAmWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings]

Favorite part: Xisuma’s fakeout. You think he’s gonna be embarrassingly lame (that off-key “whaaat”) but then bam he hits that flow! Lyrical boxing indeed.

[@bagelnine9]

IKR

[@youraftermyrobotbee]

My mans baited us all into thinking he was memeing then spat straight fire

[@shafaathasan7048]

jake paul:makes a diss track logan paul:makes a diss track PewDiePie:makes a diss track Team S.T.A.R :hold my beer

[@csanadbarta7148]

Where is PewDiePie?

[@shafaathasan7048]

@@csanadbarta7148 woops my bad i forgot thanks for pointing that out

[@slate1496]

Hold my blocks*

[@sushimario1367]

Hold my potion of healing

[@Th30th3rJ0J0]

*hold my swiftness potion

[@Peridotiann]

Doc - Frumpy because bush. Wels - Definitely raps as a second job, but sounds like a spy who doesn't have time for this. False - Remind me to never cross her Impulse - CAFFEINATED INOV- X - Has some cute little comments, he's trying to be serious~ but he's still a derpy spy Ren - I never learned the rest of the alphabet... Mumbo - Oh you- You wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with g tea- I MEAN UH- b-bananas YEAH. bananas.

[@satyandyka]

I come back to this for a certain reason

[@JessiieB]

Okay 3rd time listening, this is seriously so impressive. Crazy what a good beat can do to a song. And that sneaky Mumbo edit was perfect

[@elybeatmaker]

Thank you Jessie! You're always so supportive!

[@grooty4215]

@@elybeatmaker hello can u help the gteam aswell Also you support which team(I support both but mostly the gteam

[@JessiieB]

elybeatmaker of course darlin always 😊

[@iloveowls90]

elybeatmaker yeah didn’t even realize bananas wasn’t in the original until I listened to it again lol

[@Jimmichang]

Lol i listened to this song 20 times XD

[@willowkit9746]

----------------------- Doc: 0:00 Wels: 0:28 False: 1:02 Impulse: 1:25 Xisuma: 1:59 Rendog: 2:53 Mumbo: 3:27 -------------------------- Also, I just noticed that this video has more views than the original one does-

[@ahmed4363]

Why doesn't 0:00 work?

[@wintersfan]

@@ahmed4363 Try 0:01

[@toast7578]

This comment was literally pointless

[@ConfusedOxygen]

Lol

[@adoomystiro8726]

@@toast7578 205 people seem to disagree :P

[@reverberer]

After detonating docs tunnel bore grian had better get ready for hermitgang v2 😂

[@andy_mir]

False's verse is still sending shivers down my spine. So savage

[@SenrabMJam]

We need to add these people to smash... please Nintendo

[@oxez8867]

No they to op

[@oxez8867]

Maybe not the last one tho

[@leizurly]

BANNANAS

[@Laittth]

Use miis

[@vincentbismonte3497]

@@oxez8867 but with redstone... I will not be surprised if mumbo gets most used tbh

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Almost forgot to listen to this today.

[@hamiltongod]

HOW DARE

[@quip1575]

YOU

[@quip1575]

[This thread has been closed for necroposting]

[@qomuka]

How dare ya

[@RedWinterRoses]

I have a 20 minute drive to work. Every day for the last two weeks this has been the song on repeat there and back. Every day. Two weeks. The addiction is real.

[@lizthanthree5072]

This is the only way to drive to work

[@Sammstar420]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that just can’t get enough of this song lmao. And I’m a massive nerd but I’ve also been listening to all kinds of rap since I was a small child (older brother lol) and I don’t know what it is about this song specifically, but it just slaps so freaking hard lmao. It’s a banger. But most people just wouldn’t be able to appreciate it because you have to watch all these people and that season of hermitcraft to understand and it makes me so angryyyyyyy lmaoooo

[@AkiSan0]

docs first line reached prophecy status..

[@noah.1111]

Season 6 Grian after listening to the diss track: “But why? ☹️☹️” Season 7 Grian: *steals star teams doors* “REVENGE!!!!!!!!!”

[@depressoespresso5904]

HAHAHA

[@christophersmith1694]

And then HALF of star team joins him....

[@iiAscari]

yes lol

[@Acquiredtype]

I really need to watch season 7

[@lauraking206]

yes!!

[@3lemental]

X, Wels, Impulse Best rhyme and build up Doc: Most impact Ren: Best vocals (Better as a song) False: Best flow I said this in the original I'm gonna say it here Hermit gang,Hermit gang,Hermit gang,Hermit gang,Hermit gang,Hermit gang, *inhales* Hermit gang,Hermit gang,Hermit gang, Even to this day X is still gonna give it to ya.

[@ashfreywar9862]

3lemental Studios (personal opinion) Best line: Impulse saying “tango why you gotta betray me

[@ttmfndng201]

don't forget mumbo with the best bananas

[@catiesweet1755]

Mumbo: “best” mole

[@henryrobert5917]

First time i heard this i didn't have high expectations, but they actually sounded really good! I was completely blown away

[@ltsMeNoodle]

@@ashfreywar9862 Best part for me: "Lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the G-Team they're lookin' unclean needing some sunscreen".

[@reapervalentin9167]

after almost 5 years, this song holds itself to the T... Grian committed the Sin of touching Doc's Redstone... Wels' been back to Hermitcraft after a while afaik... i do wonder who's going to win between "the Queen of Body Parts" and Gem-Slay as for Impulse, he's clearing outdoing himself in season 9 with iBuy, taking the Sahara Project Grian-Mumbo-Iskall had... Xisuma and Ren... i can't comment... the main focus in this comment should be Grian' Sin...

[@pixelagent007]

This aged perfectly.

[@nar5205]

0:44 did he really just say that?? - *you go to court* - Judge- "You are guilty of being dead."

[@Sanjay.2133]

Doc: It all started when Grian touched my redstone Me: That does make sense. He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, Me: If he did...then does it mean that your redstone is an automatic xylophone Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill Me: I don't get it. Why do you want to make an automatic xylophone and crazy vocal acrobatics M: Says the person who includes the fact that their redstone is an automatic xylophone I'm a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O M: I'm pretty sure you don't have two O's in your name (bdubs: MMMHHHHMMMM) M: See? Bdubs agrees DocMC is coming for you sevenfold M: Why me? You're not targeting the real enemy, at least to you! Got Rendog and other firemen M: Wait. But that means Team Stupid Terrible And Repugnant extinguish fires. Which they don't. And, Rendog's at the end. to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again M: Which you don't do. And what should Iskall try again, failing? Because I think you guys did that. Wels: You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time M: To do what? Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes M: You take like a year to come up with. While G-Team, I guess do it automatically in response We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you M: Yes, you guys are the Stupid Terrible And Repugnant team. Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through M: See it through some glass. Hiding. I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light M: Which I would think would not be a good idea, because some fights are at the night. Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict M: You're guilty of being murdered with words You're guilty of getting murdered with words M: COPY-CAT! You are guilty! Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds M: I am a nerd myself, and I am proud. You guys are all strong, but brains beat brawn. Hermit Gang x 16 M: How lousy. You guys can't even come up with something else besides Hermit Gang 16 times. False: if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false M: You think the symmetry of you guys winning and the other team is thinks the same is false. Wrong! Even though you think just changing your username will work, the true symmetry is that you guys lose, and the other team thinks that you guys will lose. G-team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls M: You guys are the ones who are dialing for help. Your team name. And usernames. Doc is not a Doctor, Wels is not Well, False Symmetry admits that her symmetry is false, Impulse is not having a pulse, X is not buried treasure, and Ren Dog, is not a dog, he's an outlier. and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree M: Grammar matters! I know! Falseys is not a word! Besides, you guys are the false ones. You tell lies, and your lie is that you guys are on a killing spree! try to stop my pvp and perish painfully M: Which is still not true! I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts M: So lousy! You guys cant' just say queen of people. And the queen of hearts your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts M: They can. They will break your fists I'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath M: Darts are not Minecraft G-team's name will be the only thing left M: Says the losers, and I forgot who was on your team. I forgot what STAR stood for, so I searched it up and it was not there. You guys didn't have something for STAR to stand for, so I helped you! Impulse: Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator! M: Thanks for describing me! I am energetic, and always moving. A redstone innovator! My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy M: Impulse is without a pulse. You claim that you do, by saying, I'm Pulse, but your name is not Pulse Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming M: Because Tango knows that your little thing will fail. Everyone knows that Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming M: Oh yay! As if TNT is not a thing Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing M: Better watch your step, or the STAR team will end up blazing! Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing M: You're as fake as Wels! Or any of your teammates Who's the better team, there is no controversy M: Yep, G-Team! Oh, it was STAR? There is controversy then. But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy M: Which I'm not! I already said it! Hermit Gang x 16 M: Impulse, you claimed that you were not lazy. But you are lazy enough to put Hermit Gang 16 times here X: X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya M: You're gone X gone give it to ya, WHAT M: Yes, WHAT! is correct! You are shocked to hear such great words! Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes M: Thanks for saying my next line! And the G Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen M: Um, in case you don't know sunscreen doesn't clean Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds M: Says the guy who claims that sunscreen cleans Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured M: Are you sure about that? I'm not injured. If you're strong enough to hurt powerful KZbinrs, why not hurt me? Becuase you can't! DANGER DANGER M: Danger! Yes! I'm Danger! Finally! I got lasers to cut em up like razors M: If I'm a danger, and you don't use your lasers, it means you are a coward Its flexin season and I got flavor M: Flavor! I'll have the strawberry flavor, please! Their weak defenses like trenches and fences M: Your builds are TERRIBLE! You aren't futuristic! You are so behind on the times! Futuristic tech always beats past tech That these dense heads are presenting M: Like you! I guess your heads are so dense that you will explode! And lose all of your team's lives! They're presenting them alright, they're not very good M: I know, you're presentation is so horrible! I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl M: Are you sure? You could, but you cannot, since your team can't afford to walk, jump, or use an ender pearl... I could use my elytra M: ...Or use an elytra. You do have an elytra, but its broken and you are too poor to mend it Come on G Team, jeeze. M: Finally, you realized that G team has Gs in their name! Yeah, Gs! Hermit Gang x 16 M: See how lonely Ren is? You do 2 players rapping before Hermit Gang 16 times comes up! Ren is lonely, but you don't care Rendog: Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say M: Okay, go on, I don't have anything to say, YET Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, A M: Yes, your presentation is so horrible! I could kill it with the lightest punch in Minecraft, with a weakness potion! Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way M: I'm not a lady, and your name is not Diggity. Cleo don't know who shes freaking with M: Excuse me? Who is this Cleo you speak of? Did you mean Gleo? All the signs say to notify her next of kin M: The signs say it is time for mortal peril. For you This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits M: You're not a dog, you're an outlier, don't you know that? Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is M: Again Again? Wow, such a bad rapper I can mumbo rap and still be the best there is M: Mumbo Rap? You can't! You never said Bananas! Hermit Gang x 16 M: Says the losers! Except, Mumbo's not a loser! Mumbo: Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team- Me: See? Mumbo's busy, not lazy like you guys! I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule Me: And he has a full schedule! And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing Me: Mumbo can even Mumbo rap! I'm a busy guy... Me: He is right! He can redstone, unlike you Doc! I'd have to do a verse. You know. Me: You guys don't know what verse is, do you? BANANAS. Me: That's such a good word! You guys don't put that in your rap! You know. I'd have to do a verse. Me: He has to Mumbo Rap a verse! BANANAS. BANANAS BANANAS. BANANAS. Me: Yes! See? I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really... Me: Mumbo, it's a good idea. BTW, it's Mumbo Gumbo.

[@yashkale1689]

Copied

[@melonstuff305]

Judge: Your punishment is the death penalty

[@peanutbrittle6246]

Sanjay uhh.. I love G-team & all but I think you took this a bit too seriously

[@swordzanderson5352]

@@Sanjay.2133 You need some help?

[@fatiquev]

Im just listening to this because i havent heard it in a year and i - this is so cool! X’s voice is too cute for him to rap Tho he still sounds amazing 🥺🥺

[@vicjaxon4474]

Hed be good at death metal most likley

[@resummon1641]

I thought I was the only one who watched this in 2020

[@danielgyila3662]

I do really like his voice for the rap mans is good

[@iconifer]

X's voice is really too sweet, I agree

[@1dakika.]

I like the fact that even after a year people still chat in the comments

[@nuIIify]

cant wait for hermitgang part 2

[@Jaymac720]

Hard to believe that Hermitcraft War I was 5 years ago. I'm old