Emergency Intercom - Episode 33 (Humanity Has Gone Too Far)

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Drew and Enya are finally stepping in and fixing society. They have the answers to settling it all; Tiktoks, Kanye, KY..... Really all this episode is about is Drew spiraling into insanity while Enya watches and laughs.
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[@nopenopexx]

Enya is serving dark academia, catholic school girl realness while Drew is giving duck dynasty.

[@alina-sp2kf]

duck dynasty x jesus

[@flamexprincessxx4336]

Biblical

[@meowmeow3444]

I WAS LITERALLY TYPING THIS AND LOOKED DOWN AN SAW U WROTE THE SAME THING

[@darrenbe2708]

@@alina-sp2kf duck dynasty x jorge masvidal

[@victor6775]

oh this is so true

[@eandrsn]

It's time for you guys to have Orion on..

[@hala-il5cz]

Fr I’ve been waiting🙄

[@nessarod]

fact asf

[@zoe-zq3iu]

christian and elisa too 🙏

[@eterna1flame]

Literally if she’s not on one of the next I’ll have a breakdown

[@gwenmusich479]

high time..

[@joshweaxD]

The way drew was so confident singing mr. Brightside and missed all of the lyrics,,,😭😭😭

[@ivanfrancia2110]

i was like, what is he singing 😂

[@isabellarose.e6528]

It made me feel very uncomfortable

[@td-js6fd]

“gotta get twisted gotta turn it off” 😭

[@fantasticbastard]

all i think about throughout the podcast is drew’s mom listening to this

[@supersucks]

we stan a supportive mom

[@chrisbaldonado2483]

SAME

[@bristtna]

Same and they talk so sexually it’s funny af

[@greentea0956]

Ikr I swear

[@FashionForever00]

i thought it was just me LMAO

[@bubulubuus]

drew is giving biblically accurate white boy

[@zerotwoeleven_]

this is insane

[@despres380]

LMAO

[@sonnywilliams9610]

I don’t understand but I know what you mean girl

[@camschwanebeck6214]

ya'll look at ky to confirm everything like he's gonna know, and he does

[@erinriley3912]

The straight cosplay is going strong this episode

[@chinaaaa_]

I think we need Kanye as a guest

[@kitty5316]

Yesssssplzzzzzz

[@luvvvv124]

and drake

[@starlgirlleen]

@@luvvvv124 who is that?

[@DYMNDI]

@@starlgirlleen i think he’s kanye’s cousin i think

[@ss-hc7tb]

drew’s cousin

[@jayar6521]

drew's giving a dad of 3 that lives on a ranch and drives his pickup truck

[@kinspower]

And I live for every moment of it

[@evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

somehow Drew is giving yassified republican preacher camp counselor but he is GIVING nonetheless

[@noahibarra3379]

Mega church Christian lead singer typa vibe

[@evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

@@noahibarra3379 It’s the bracelets

[@jenifercheck]

def giving chastity vibes

[@CrayonsAreForever]

he’s the youth pastor that leads the christian rock band, has tattoos and takes the boys out to play basket ball during youth group while the girls talk about modesty and saving yourself for marriage.

[@lpm4450]

Giving duck dynasty

[@bestios4uu]

drew just obliterated those mr bright side lyrics oh my god

[@siosaese]

Gotta gotta get twisted

[@jadadavui6860]

BAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY

[@ma.anellalouiseframil8210]

I WAS DYING

[@mattiemillerr]

i laughed so hard

[@julianneremm]

drew’s laugh sounds like he’s on 1.5x speed

[@user-ci5wj7tf7o]

Minion laugh on 1,5x

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

This keeps me from ending it all don’t actually ever stop posting

[@Marisnail]

No seriously Emergency intercom fridays and Euphoria sundays really are the reason I’m still standing

[@toripease2168]

@@Marisnail I hope you know euphoria will eventually end😬

[@Marisnail]

@@toripease2168 Just like every relationship I’ve ever been in😪

[@makaylanicole4530]

like fr tho. I always look forward to these

[@conluv212]

the pressure 😭😭

[@Josh-dp6iu]

Drew’s serial killer transformation is almost complete

[@savedjane2897]

When is Drew's and Ky's "Straight dudes watch Euphoria" * got sexually confused * video coming out?

[@victor6775]

we need it

[@RyYuhn]

"we evolutionised" baby you mean EVOLVED Honduran queen

[@lathithandaba4207]

don’t speak on her 😭😭😭

[@betsssss]

please

[@ActionJacksion]

Since finding Drew and Enya I have become an extremely toxic person. I argue with people for fun and they think I’m serious and instead of saying I’m joking I gaslight them into thinking I hate them.

[@kinkustree7499]

THIS ☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️

[@user-ci5wj7tf7o]

Are we talking about the twitch incident ?

[@eypu999]

@@user-ci5wj7tf7o no just in general

[@0rangeZest]

Go to therapy

[@James3_1999]

Same! I have always enjoyed it but now I’m more accepting of the part of myself that loves lying so much. The other day I told my friend out of nowhere that I took media studies in school and they took us on a school trip where we all joint interviewed Shane Dawson, no part of that is true and it was so unnecessary (I told her after it was a lie but it was fun while it lasted)

[@valentinadallarosa1859]

I tried to explain drew’s youtube content to my dad at lunch today and he went silent

[@jenifercheck]

enya is wearing the same outfit my grandma wore when she died

[@supersucks]

and they both sleighed 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@luisah6663]

you had a hot abuelita

[@gnarlybootsrag]

💀

[@cheleche]

to be truthfully, i rarely ever watch these in one sitting. i like to watch a bit, pause, come back to it later, and do that a couple of times to rlly let the excitement last

[@cheleche]

@@Reekofcremation ME TOO hehe xP

[@anahigonzalez2268]

Yesss

[@aranaarianamaep.235]

drew being enya's happy pill has never changed after so many years

[@gaky362]

their friendship is so sweet to watch, they bounce off of and compliment one another so well

[@g8rm]

Not drew starting the trend of casually wearing water shoes 😍

[@briannagax]

In this video, I noticed Enya does not appreciate Drews intelligence. I think she is jealous of how smart and creative he is and actively tried to shut him down. Poor Drew! Sending love😘

[@Nikthehermit]

Lmaoooo it’s true

[@PaolaTheTimeLord]

she dumb dumb while drew is smart smart

[@ECboxofgoods]

Just saying if drew got his ears pierced that’d be his biggest serve to date

[@LovefromZiggy]

YES

[@mags-lv8hb]

With big hoops too

[@georgiak9924]

wait because yes

[@lilawynne]

drew is serving drunken military man core

[@Forreminiscing]

Actually proud of y’all for sticking with something for so long

[@jenifercheck]

if i saw them on the street i would assume they’re homeschooled kids.

[@ritat2954]

as each day goes by, drew phillips and drew monson become closer and closer to morphing into clones of each other... they're from the same drewniverse

[@ss-hc7tb]

ur pfpppppppp

[@sonnywilliams9610]

Ooooh i been waiting for this one

[@juliahebrok5052]

love how enya uses the word belligerent for everything

[@yasminerivera3945]

every episode drew and enya serve dinosaur kid and his babysitter

[@viviennesurefire1512]

You couldn’t possibly be more correct

[@lilliepads]

drew is rue, enya is jules, and ky is elliot. change my mind :/

[@olivia6893]

enya is rue drew is jules

[@lilliepads]

@@olivia6893 u do have a point. I feel like younger enya was def rue. But she’s giving jules in this episode.

[@olivia6893]

@@lilliepads ur right i feel like enya has more rue energy for her jadedness and drew as jules bc of his wildness/free spirited

[@miminaomi9844]

drew is jeffrey and enya is lauren but honestly her style is more like ruby imo

[@Nikthehermit]

@@olivia6893 thank you

[@mickeymauschen]

i like watching this podcast because it means I can just let go of my brain and just vibe

[@hala-il5cz]

got this notification while I was applying anti fungal cream to my ringworm which I got from my cat how are you guys🙏

[@oscaruwu9556]

Is ur cat ok?

[@hala-il5cz]

@@oscaruwu9556 yeah she’s getting treated :))

[@zonk35]

omggg i’m so sorry that sounds appalling 😍 i’m doing pretty good! just got some food and finally my medication (mmj) feeling much much much better! i’m very curious about this pussy fungus tho…

[@hala-il5cz]

@@zonk35 that so fun I got medicated today too, we can have a lil slay day with meds and pussy fungus😋

[@alina-sp2kf]

watching this while sitting in the school library hiding from my friends 💪🏽

[@CharlieCabralos]

From kanye to black mold to unmasking was the gnarliest depiction of how many conversations they can have at once lmao

[@gabbwaa]

Drew getting the lyrics to Mr. Brightside so wrong has me in tears😭😭😭😭

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

Drew just says the most absurd yet possible shit and then when he turns out to be right he will never stop saying he got that thing right

[@dimasvazquez_]

enya has said “i’m getting used to you” by selena for three episodes now 😭😭 but go off girl- that songs bomb asf

[@AlyssaMcFly.]

41:28 this whole bit is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@Mia-fo1jz]

i so wholeheartedly agree

[@RileyAVOriginal]

"the Beatles did nothing for my slay life" would be an amazing t-shirt

[@unicornic5235]

these two boys are so well spoken

[@niklas7495]

can‘t wait for next week when drew‘s beard has finally covered his whole face

[@hey7068]

the Dan and Phil part actually made my cheeks hurt oh my god

[@octavia4324]

The part where Drew said that he was going to the bathroom I laughed so hard it was painful and now my cheeks really hurt

[@Laura-ll5bn]

The Way that Drew literally ran across America from The police after being sentenced to prison, And yall just gunna act like nothing happened 🤔

[@chiosanchez7319]

what? is this real?

[@briannagax]

Drew I love your minion laugh, and who knew you were such a good singer😳😏

[@noelpaul4184]

“searching for god in my bong water” made me keel over, I’m passed on now

[@chismear]

i would love drew just talking about science and or history in a video sometime

[@ss-hc7tb]

drew is serving roughneck camp instructor realness 💅

[@kgrg04]

yall should have ky as an actual guest one day

[@Juicetron]

no

[@jenifercheck]

no

[@yearsoffilth]

no

[@shustevan]

no

[@ashleyvlogs1935]

no

[@estefintu_mama_con_chancla5529]

We need Orion, Christian ,Elisa and josh on this podcast you guys need to be expose

[@supersucks]

10:45 *I actually think drew is replaced by an a.I controlled robot because this IS exactly what A ROBOT WOULD SAY!*

[@fleabagconnoisseur]

I feel like Enya would buy the $200 Kanye stem player to stream Donda 2

[@esotericstar5094]

as much as i love listening to y’all ramble abt nothing, you guys should tell stories. in the earlier episodes y’all would always say “we’ll save that for another episode” so what better time than now to share 😍

[@xX_user4x_Xx]

your podcast makes me feel better sometimes when i feel very sad and anxious.

[@nannybells]

the style journey enya went through from the first ep

[@sweetesque]

drew's outfit: dUck dYnaSty drew's shoes: _b a l l e t_

[@Sianna10122]

i literally hate to think what my humour would be without you guys. you seriously shaped it so much lolll

[@evie1800]

i rewatch these episodes over and over like they’re movies

[@bowens5075]

“I think it’s new” - Drew about the song ‘Sweet Caroline’

[@louiedale7347]

I love how drew is CRACKING Enya up this episode

[@no1mitskifan]

we are literally watching Drew’s descent into becoming Jesus ..

[@sadiepetersen7538]

I have some bad news about Kanye west from the future drew 😬

[@lwouldsetmyselfonfireforyou]

I’m so sad y’all didn’t mention anything about the twitch party drama LOL

[@dooby5833]

They film eps like a week early

[@icedcashewmilklatte]

@@dooby5833 i feel like they could’ve added an attachment

[@yunabean]

i was dying at “i am 10 days sober from tiktok” LOL same tho i need to try to take a break 😭😭😭

[@victoriavasquez2939]

not drew having black mold withdrawals

[@Chloebug15]

i have evening shift always, so i look forward to listening to this every friday before work. it just makes my day 💙💖

[@jaci2206]

can we all agree that this is a morning podcast

[@anniecamlic]

the first thing I'm doing when I get a job is getting this patreon lol

[@elenacruz05]

the dan and phil bit LMFAOO

[@chismear]

the episodes honestly make my entire week thank u for constantly making me feel better

[@evaivezaj6091]

the way drew actually predicted the mask mandate being lifted the same week batman released …

[@Sammy1239801]

Y’all make my friday every time. i really hope you never ever stop doing these. i would cry ….

[@kamymwuah3338]

these really keep me going i love just doing all my dumb shit while listening and it truly feels like the besties are here with me, love yall

[@sadmem1650]

the way they upgraded and im literally missing the old set already... they predicted this

[@lanabunnii1350]

I live in Missouri, the fact that the state was recognized is saving me right now LMAOOO love yall

[@avagrace7706]

thanks for filling my void of loneliness guys ily

[@willyallowitz7559]

love the beard drew, see you next capital riot

[@joses6086]

“Hey, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Titanic!” *Crashes into ice-burg, and they throw wee-man overboard as flares go off*

[@elvisjoelle]

they both deserve two comfy accent chairs for the set 💁🏻

[@user-gv4pj4mp9o]

upgrading the visuals once in a while would be dope, i love the scenary in past episodes. like come onn cinematography !

[@Tony-dr7hj]

a capela edm is just beatboxing

[@samannasar5651]

literally am doing a research essay on lobotomies and y’all were talking about lobotomies this is the universe telling me to get one

[@emilynunez1624]

Genuinely what I look forward to after work

[@pablo8298]

Y’all should make an episode talking abt those girls on twitch who said u made two guys make out to “stop Asian hate” and that u stole a bunch of stuff at their house

[@MalikGuuurl]

Those girls said enya made 2 dude peeee on each other “to stop Asian hate” but like how do you MAKE someone pee on someone else? Sounds fishy to me but I’m pretty sure enya has said she steals random stuff from parties sometimes (as she shoulddd) lol but I wanted them to talk about soooo bad

[@djkarmstrong]

@@MalikGuuurl nah don’t steal random peoples shit if they’re nice enough to let u party at their house. tf wrong with u

[@Sophia-ys2je]

Minx has said slurs against Hispanic people and they’re painting out enya to be the little angry Latina… I wouldn’t trust some random ass white twitch streamers

[@flowerfairies4685]

drew right as hell because Kanye posts really be like I WANT MY FAMILY BACK. DONDA 2 OUT ON 2/22/22 FUCK SKETE. THIS ALBUM GONNA BE CRAZY THEY TEARING UP THE FAMILIES. AND YALL FINNA TEAR UP THIS ALBUM! DONDA 2 2/22/22

[@ss-hc7tb]

stop i cried at this.

[@Marisnail]

Emergency podcast fridays and euphoria sundays god I love weekends

[@devin7052]

about 2 seconds into the podcast and drew is already using his manhood against enya… sigh

[@thiaramv6824]

thank you sm !! i have a class right now but this is so much better 😃

[@dominiquesfecalmatter]

WE LOVED THE OUTLAST VIDEO!!!!

[@TheMizzJean]

not lying when i say this is the best part of my week.

[@paranoidhag]

The emergency intercom legendary minimalistic corner and drew’s ear wax chicken nugget chair just adds to it’s distinctive quality. I hope they never change it

[@bug8801]

Had to work overtime so this made my night

[@kaylagonzalez3150]

1:01:55 of pure joy

[@dontorianno]

"Guys its still me" lmfaoooo

[@kenbread]

im an audio listener this is my first time watching the podcast yall look so good

[@mirandahernandez1153]

I’ve been watching these podcasts (i normally listen on Spotify) and just so y’all know sometimes in just the audio drew sounds actually so scary but when i watch it with his body/hand movements/ face its soooo less scary i love it

[@dominikcunningham9079]

I was actually planning a trip to Cairo this summer (to see the new museum), would love to go with Drew! I also watch random documentaries all the time.

[@tobaccoroad.]

Drew kind of reminds me of Rhett from GMM

[@nataliethomison7374]

THE ART OF SELF DEFENSE IS SO GOOD!