Emergency Intercom - Episode 34 (our polyamorous relationship w/ Ky)

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[@gju568]

Challengers (2024)

[@geturselfanoutfit]

(2022) 😭

[@willmcpherson2]

💀

[@divinafoxxx5268]

You’re good

[@veronicaaa2269]

shed a real life human tear at ky talking about how he finally has friends. i rly hope i find people as evil and abusive as drew and enya one day

[@ErasCreed]

finally?!:?:?: NDHSNSNSMKSJSHD

[@EvWuzhere]

Ik i had such a good upbringing with really supportive people around me i just daydream of one day finding people in my life as mean to me as drew and enya are to ky

[@sophia-fv8oj]

me too

[@nannybells]

the dream

[@Asmr_Eclipse]

????? wtf is that last part😭😭 y’all are jokes

[@mia-qf6dy]

Everyone’s in love with Ky but i’m in love with him in a far deeper and more intellectual way than any of you guys….. Ky please choose me.

[@jd2596]

u can think that all u want but when it boils down to it. Im far more in love with Ky in a way that can’t be understood with our current technology and knowledge. so step off mia

[@chrisdossou8797]

@@jd2596 silly mortals I am the I am and I WILL have ky on my possession within the next week or else I will cast hellfire upon the world until it is just me and ky and then we bone and repopulate the world with our bastard seeds

[@user-if8ih4qr7s]

He’s Literally the embodiment of my type.

[@jossol02]

@@user-if8ih4qr7s no frrr 😫

[@Razorbladebae]

I shouldn't have to defend my relationship with Ky and I'm not going to.

[@shelbymeadows5669]

ky is charlie from perks of being a wallflower while drew and enya are patrick and Sam

[@nataliefrtz]

This is so true

[@juliagmaire]

way too accurate

[@paufonseca4249]

REAL

[@phoebe.074]

STOP YOURE SO RIGHT

[@peterb9416]

dude this is crazyy

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

We need to see Orion in this podcast IMMEDIATELY. She needs to be HEARD

[@ratpack3232]

if orion gets an episode i will cry

[@Jakezmobile]

NO FR PLSSS

[@delphinegrace32]

i need this right now

[@camiladuron]

LITERALLY

[@3251999]

i can literally hear her laugh already omg i would k*ll for an episode

[@natalia6573]

Ky getting uncomfortable whenever Enya looks at him is the funniest thing ever 😭

[@erikaclemente2453]

No I die of laughter everytime

[@gabriellagongora7083]

YES LMFAO

[@sqmmii]

broo especially in 46:32 😭 had me ctfu

[@SavedPdf]

@@sqmmii I WAS GONNA SAY

[@freddieoblivion6122]

Most women are that vile IRL, btw. Turns out only one half of the equation has to be corrupted to end the human race. We're well on our way.

[@LovellTrin]

"our group is so big..... i just feel like there's no way all of us make it" we need a full blown stanford study on drews brain I'm not kidding

[@TheGoldenPorsches]

Bro you said stanford bc you just seen the call me daddy emma chamberlain episode and the fact that i know that and its true just shows my and your brainrot

[@innocentleesa2578]

TRINN 🛐🛐

[@a10npc]

Yes fr

[@luchibedumb]

omg trin hiiiii

[@hadassahdh]

TRINNN

[@emilypich9664]

the fact that this is their most popular episode says A LOT

[@brianita]

enya and drew are really trying to pay their bills with this episode

[@lab_rat5092]

Lol fr exploiting my man's ky they thought we wouldn't notice smh

[@surabhi7419]

Did they address the things that they apparently did at that party?

[@peteb5393]

@@surabhi7419 is this fr or just a joke

[@shawcphet]

@@surabhi7419 what you talking ab?

[@faiali2895]

@@surabhi7419 no i don’t think they’ll ever address it 😭

[@lexw3732]

I like Ky’s energy it’s like a nice hug…

[@pickles4801]

ikr hes so chill

[@hey7068]

thisss

[@yasminfernandes1884]

soft

[@shko640]

His voice is so oddly calming too idk if that's weird to say

[@Daniela-uq4kk]

this description is perfect

[@saragomez-zuniga1373]

When Ky looks directly into the camera like every 3 minutes with the most blank expression I can actually feel ketamine vibes

[@julieoser7256]

It’s so cute

[@nailinthefashion]

I’m the camera in this house

[@oakleyciciura6169]

ky saltburn-ing the podcast two years before slatburn came out is everything

[@Isaac-yb5kc]

Oh- oh my god. This is literally what we’ve all been begging and crying for….they’ve finally listened. First Ky gets a seat and next he’s the host. Enya and drew u better watch ur backs.

[@marcusrodriguez9350]

WE WANT ORION

[@althn]

@@marcusrodriguez9350 aww

[@fahimkhan7276]

yeah drew better watch his back 😉😉

[@thomascornally1368]

where is drews sweater from!?!?!???

[@sanie-gf8te]

it’s so funny how ky avoids eye contact with enya everytime she talks to him

[@user-jv1do5vq4o]

LMFAO IKR they weren’t even joking ab him rarely making eye contact w her

[@giovannamendonca7482]

i think its kinda cute

[@eypu999]

I didn’t even realize

[@aarovision.]

He really is afraid of women

[@angelsoobin]

He’s just like me

[@trentsdkr]

enya’s humor is such an underrated funny like the way that she navigates comedic situations and her timing is insane! on another level funny

[@tommyi]

aqua

[@tommiraetrombley9319]

@@tommyi yes

[@tommyi]

@@tommiraetrombley9319 i can tell cuz im the same way lmfao

[@olive-gy2rt]

this is what i think abt drew i literally think he’s the funniest person in the world

[@christmastreeking]

ky’s sexual energy is a conundrum…his body language says gay, his face says bisexual but his voice says straight… edit: y’all this isn’t speculation about his sexuality it’s a joke about his sexual energy appealing to all sexualities😭😭😭

[@alexmae4125]

you put it perfectly....

[@susancarrillolol3341]

what...😭

[@kaorimm118]

comment gmfu

[@reaganlo1254]

Literally why do you feel the need to discuss his sexuality

[@milhk]

the darren criss effect......

[@april8112]

Maybe Polyamory doesn’t work for many of us because of our primal urge to gatekeep

[@EvWuzhere]

My mind is literally exploding

[@gabiocampos]

@Gluck Gluck 5000 same, i kinda hate myself

[@chelseamunroe]

Exactly. Idk why some people say “we’re just animals” like all animals just go around fucking multiple partners all the time lol. When a lot of intelligent species mate for life. Poly is cool, fine, great, whatever but I think either you want to be with one person or you don’t.. but it doesn’t really have to do with us being a mammal or animal. Humans are different from other animals because of our ability of complex reasoning and introspection. Our ability to emotionally attach to someone and value them.

[@zfresh]

@Gluck Gluck 5000 poly relationships can be long term... when it comes to love and sex we are the most wild animal we can be.

[@fattypattycat]

@@chelseamunroe tea like whenever ppl bring out the animal analogy is like mama those animals are fcking for the survival and perpetuation of their species, you fcking around cuz you horny and scared of commitment

[@twojstarytrzezwy4555]

at this point enya and drew look like this christian republican couple trying to deal with their rebelious son ky

[@sydney-oo4js]

im in love with you

[@scorpioj3]

enya umanzor, the hispanic harsh christian mother, drew phillips, the southern sir christian father and their tiktoker american la liberal son.

[@l8dyr0w]

no bc yeah

[@orval2876]

I could not stop looking at ky, i honestly forgot enya and drew’s presence, he just hypnotized me and i’d let him do it again 😘

[@yuh4566]

i love when enya is homophobic. she’s so real for that!!!!

[@soup8907]

Ky opening up about his experiences with ketamine and depression literally on his first episode on the podcast actually made my heart so full. Thank you for trusting us random ass strangers on the Internet I love you Ky ❤️

[@EvWuzhere]

Hes so brave

[@jjettlagg]

ky 🐴

[@channel2maya]

ky getting real about depression and grappling w loneliness/feeling like you will never find your people were some very warm moments. friendship and self-reflection are such beautiful things and the fact that our favourite lovely stranger felt comfortable enough w us to share is something i appreciate wholly.

[@pearl13991]

knowing that ky had so many notes for the podcast genuinely made me smile that's so cute 🥺

[@fleabagconnoisseur]

The way we didn’t even learn anything about ky because y’all kept talking over eachother 😭😭

[@rockstarguitar1883]

I was waiting for this comment LMAOO

[@eeanii]

fr i need another episode of him

[@kikibara1]

Drew is literally giving cult leader with his hair and beard at this point. Yayyy🥰

[@eterna1flame]

Are you saying he looks like Charles Manson

[@clolspike]

serving koresh realness 💅🏼💅🏼

[@DiSxJohny]

giving Manson😍

[@paopao9354]

slay

[@reemia]

i hope this bothers him and he shaves it off

[@chelsea3652]

drew really said "im a predator" in the most flamboyant voice ever lmaoooo

[@dove8633]

jame sharles

[@mysteriousskin]

I love how enya touches or motions her hand to someone when she talks to them.. she’s so cute !!!!

[@michelleribeiro3461]

Is this enyas fake account

[@eypu999]

@@michelleribeiro3461 😭😭😭😭😭

[@leilapotter54]

she so is and her kisses on the mic like???

[@digitalldenise]

Enya talking about her love for drew was like the epitome of a deep platonic relationship and how much love can truly be in them. I love platonic love more than romantic and I think that’s why I absolutely have adored this friendship for so long … I’m too emotional rn someone smack me omfg

[@oliviamaher2333]

Righht I feel that literally so cute I feel squealy

[@c.u.n.t.4s.trauma]

i was missing ky so much i might let him explain nfts to me

[@renes1550]

ky is so lost and strange in the hottest way

[@melaniegonzalez9324]

Gives narcissistic charm

[@elisabeta101]

yes

[@williampup]

he needs to be focked awake

[@mallorystorm8894]

Yes why he look like Darren criss in the best way possible

[@vp-sf4nj]

The whole episode is Ky trying to have serious conversations and Enya and Drew turning everything into a joke.

[@criescastle]

i like how ky brings serious talks. extremely nice to hear ky talk his voice is so warming

[@izzys4979]

ky's new fandom called kytamines

[@h0neyl3ee3]

Yes

[@nailinthefashion]

You need to be stopped physically emotionally mentally spiritually etc

[@corinneregister6442]

this podcast is genuinely the only thing i have to look forward to each week

[@jgrill03]

literally fr 😭😭

[@em_overlover]

same besides euphoria

[@camilan6244]

Bro

[@ande2180]

Shut up we’ve all read this comment too many times now ,we know

[@ilse1126]

see a therapist

[@anacorinamartinez4260]

Ky’s experience with ketamine, specifically the one in which he saw his younger self was so beautiful yet fucking saddening. Glad to hear you’ve been doing doing better❤️

[@Calvinyourface]

Ky softly saying "Im actually hella sorry" is the funniest thing hes ever said

[@meowmix3]

ky has me in heat he looks so good

[@natalies0531]

NO BC I RELATE

[@suzyuuzi]

i caught myself literally alone just smiling at the screen and it was so disgusting i had to pause the episode and take a min like what am i doing anyway how are they all so sexy hot i don’t understand

[@jadadavui6860]

They remind me of perks of being a wallflower and Kye is Charlie, Enya is Sam and Drew is Patrick

[@mbrianna4]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@IckyNikky19]

Ky seriously can't look at Enya in the eyes, like i thought it was a joke but whenever she speaks to him, he just side eyes' her 😭😭

[@caitlynisabella444]

y’all gonna call ky sexy again and then we’ll have to listen to enya yell at us..

[@caitlynisabella444]

wait he really is though

[@midnightstar580]

and i’ll do it again

[@nannybells]

im always here for being yelled at by enya

[@weirdchamp3787]

literally like enya pls don’t yell at me i hate being degraded 😕 like nooo omg i hate it sm 😞😣

[@scorpioj3]

i think y'all have degradation kink at this point... #stop #enya #enyasupremacy

[@allygale2143]

please have Josh and Orion on the podcast, doesn't have to be simultaneously they just need to be heard

[@user-jy1ey4vo3n]

Josh had his episode already

[@laura-oy4yv]

@@user-jy1ey4vo3n Did he? Which ep? :0 Do you mean Josiah?

[@toricardona5063]

@@user-jy1ey4vo3n no he hasn’t lol…

[@NickIsBlasted]

Enya: “That fear of being home and then the power goes out” … Ky: “The power going out when you were younger was the coolest thing”

[@isme333]

As a Latina…Enya should know we NEVER put our bags on the ground!

[@kellywinn]

My same though 😂

[@fcna103]

IKR

[@speakupnico]

ky looks like he has a million different thoughts but none at the same time

[@nailinthefashion]

“Cheese man, what the fuck?” Energy

[@ptolomea]

I'm worried about Drew and Enya's mental health in this episode honestly, they were talking to the wall, laughing at silence... maybe they are hallucinating or something

[@jsalvadorblm]

dw they just took too many yass pills

[@jsalvadorblm]

probs had slayverdose

[@eypu999]

@@jsalvadorblm you’re going to hell 😭

[@keagan_rules]

I’ve tried around 10 different depression meds for over a decade and am transitioning off of lithium to an antipsychotic. Today I finally called an esketamine treatment clinic in town today. Thank you for the insight Ky, it was important for me. Hopefully this one will provide some relief 🤞

[@EvWuzhere]

Drew is the naomi Campbell of the podcast world the way he's constantly slayying everyone else to filth with his fits and architectural physique

[@kellywinn]

BASED

[@azul7401]

Enya is gonna be pissed when she reads this or she prob already did and is bawling her eyes out

[@micah1980]

So kind for Enya and Drew to let this Ky person on the podcast for his Make-A-Wish! 😊

[@vanessagil3922]

PRISON!!! PRISON AFFFF AKDKDKDKSKSSO

[@azul7401]

GIVE ME YOUR PHONE

[@molerat440]

ENYA you are the most gorgina slayalicious sexiest girlboss queen the ppl simping for those men u use as decoration in the vids are delusional xxx

[@wolfgangbeckk]

this ate

[@nannybells]

facts

[@leod598]

Nice pfp

[@daniellerewi9891]

truth

[@mythgirl2]

she's serving lana del ray slay

[@larlar366able]

okay but Ky is literally Charlie from perks of being a wallflower and i love it

[@geex8583]

Ky is incredibly endearing i love him

[@emmadoster]

the fits today are so slay

[@annafaris69]

they dressed up for ky

[@zoe-zq3iu]

no fr i need to know where drew’s sweater is from

[@mickeymoose2583]

@@zoe-zq3iu same have you found out??

[@weirdchamp3787]

i’m gonna be genuinely genuine for a second but y’all’s relationship with your whole friend group actually makes me so bittersweet. like i don’t really have that with anyone except maybe my sister but like i hope i can find people that i seriously love so so much and you guys make me so hopeful for that. i’m also literally prepubescent like a sophomore in high school so i’m not like thinking that i’ll never have a relationship like this like i understand that highschool relationships are pretty much surface level and it’s very rare that you’ll find your people in high school. but anyways thank you for just being here and showing your relationship bc it really does make me so happy

[@broskimovies5383]

I don’t have it with anyone

[@aldra8507]

Right I love their friendship. I’m a freshman in high school.

[@kitkattttx]

im in my 20s and still dont have friends like them

[@mrnnstr]

You will find it trust me I'm now 19 and I have a group just like theirs I imagine us being friends forever I never thought I would find friends like mine when I was younger you will find your people trust

[@lab_rat5092]

Luv u babez

[@k-lady00]

You can tell Ky is just the sweetest pure soul. I just want to hug him

[@peanutbutter7521]

44:16-44:32 was the most chaotic part of this episode and drew singing out of the blue was the cherry on top

[@anaviie8927]

maybe drew should really get into the shaman era and offer holistic cocktails treatment. i would personally be the first in line..

[@supersucks]

imagine him giving out his chlorophyll green mud water drinks to everyone

[@bellabrainrot3348]

@@supersucks and I would drink it🤷‍♀️

[@carmenalonso9492]

Enya is alpha, drew is beta, and ky is omega

[@Kat-vq5bx]

this is so true

[@katelynnsperling6409]

what is omega

[@gracejuice]

emergency intercom omegaverse au

[@grave6579]

Yas

[@EvWuzhere]

Hes omega mind

[@jpramos3851]

the strong eye contact between Ky and Drew keeps making me blush... there's def sum there

[@wendyg3722]

no literally watching this makes me so hopeful that i’ll actually find friends and a friend group in the future with this type of connection. i know they don’t really realize this but unintentionally they’re giving hope. thank u wonderful people

[@PaolaTheTimeLord]

ky is literally the normal one there & it's so funny he's like jim in the office constantly looking at the camera like 👁👄👁

[@sal9751]

new emergency intercom episode! big day for annoying people

[@weirdchamp3787]

seriously!! so excited for today!

[@mollyread3132]

we r seen and we r heard.

[@sophiaangelina8805]

LMAO

[@emmemgn947]

retweet

[@nemui5103]

49:50 enya is so damn funny 💀💀 and omg she’s so intelligent and articulate w her insights and responses, this has been the most interesting and engaging podcast i have honestly ever watched through

[@giglitty]

Drew’s beard makes him look like a cereal killer in the 70s

[@ifyouseekamy2596]

He’s a cereal killer now babes

[@kenidyr]

cereal

[@giglitty]

STOOOOP SOMEONE SAID THIS ON A TIKTOK AND IT GOT 33k LIKES 😭😭😭 I FEEL BESLAYED

[@victoriadomiciano6247]

"let me get some boots but hold the house" my jaw DROPPED

[@savedjane2897]

came for mansplaining left with an actual vicarious bonding experience

[@CHIEFJAC]

Dude this episode evoked so many emotions definitely one of my favorite ones. You guys are living proof that poly/incest relationships can work

[@liyah6293]

im sitting here through the screen blushing and gushing getting butterflies looking at ky

[@noahibarra3379]

I’m begging for Josh or Orion to be on the podcast

[@ang9842]

this was a little too much ky… he’s starting to feel like a real conscious human being

[@gurpreet04]

can you leave him alone

[@oreo5239]

38:04I can LITERALLY SEE Drew’s regret and attempt to process what he just did 💀💀💀

[@PixelSpazz]

this episode just shows that we need the ky cam. ky is so sweet and funny and interesting and adds a lot. id love to see him as a permanent face on the podcast

[@angela-ul2dk]

ky's little pinterest headphones are adorable

[@marwanauman4384]

I absolutely ADORE enya's fran lebowitz era and will fight every hater to a bitter death with chilling chagrin as their warm blood drips endlessly.

[@jojoranch]

Wow that ketamine treatment sounds so insane.. I didn’t know something like that existed tbh thanks ky for telling us about this

[@filthforce]

lol i love when Enya stares at Ky, just one of the things she does when someone says something she wants to say is stupid or angered her, but he just never makes eye contact with her so she gives up lol

[@javsies]

girl help ky's voice is so soothing 😳

[@corinneregister6442]

LET'S GOOO SEXY MAN KY IS IN THIS EPISODE

[@christmastreeking]

26:39 KY PULLED A DREW OUT OF POCKET COMMENT MOMENT FOLLOWED BY SILENCE

[@jmanzo2009]

Ky laughing and smiling after Enya and Drew said "we know" (you have depression) was so sweet.

[@sweetcreaturejimin]

20:41 “see i can’t even look at you” lmaoo i would be scared to make eye contact with enya too ky

[@sweetcreaturejimin]

22:27 “yeah i’m a predator” drew i can’t breathe

[@ry5551]

why did the depression talk lowkey get me in my feelings 😭💀

[@reey2778]

Awwwww hearing Kai talk about his depression and how he now has friends is really relatable.

[@Anything4drpepper]

When ky said he always wanted to say media of the week and enya just looked at him I LAUGHED SO HARD LMAOOOO WHY SHE DO HIM LIKE THAT

[@Nina_lilpeacheyes]

I don’t think these humans understand how much I love them and their content and what a huge positive effect this podcast has had on my life like fr I really look forward to these silly cheeky baes laugh and joke for an hour

[@ry5551]

drew and enya confessing their love for each other was actually so cute

[@savannahw1125]

Ky: yeah I did a ridiculous amount of ketamine and my entire brain chemistry changed Enya: I SMOKED WEED THIS ONE TIME

[@beskitty]

i genuinely love ky's dry humor so much

[@danjohnson9641]

Drew's funeral world tour moment killed me

[@alexthx]

drew’s beard growth is actually scary to me

[@midnightstar580]

drew scares me

[@flamingomingo9810]

I don't know their relationship off camera, but I fell like enya and ky's relationship lowkey had some development during this podcast. like ky got over his fear of looking enya in the eyes and physical touch with a human girl and they could talk more about sexual things the way ky and drew do.

[@azul7401]

😲😲😲 you cracked the code

[@rockstarguitar1883]

So true like the tension between them at the beginning seemed a little too real

[@jessicaursua7175]

Also drew literally predicted the Russia and Ukrainian when he said big things coming, I am truly scared of Drew’s power

[@catreenel]

exactly what i was thinking!!!!

[@bailebeck2925]

the way i saw “w/ky” and i audibly gasped

[@deer_die_on_the_highway]

Ky is not a fan of eye contact huh? that okayyyyyy

[@waterprincess244minecraft7]

51:46 "someone called me a default human and it actually fucked me up for weeks" 😭😭😭 I LOVE THAT INSULT

[@yepitsme2011]

He’s so cute when Enya was like I use his HBO and he looked at the camera with a stupid smile and looked back at Enya wtf

[@claudeland2662]

at this point give ky the podcast, he totally outshined the both of yall...

[@soup8907]

This entire time I thought Ky was a figment of my imagination to cope with the burdens of being single and lonely… nice to know my future husband is actually real and breathing

[@lydia-fp7gk]

literally me

[@SnuggliesMom]

i was like actually surprised by ky's openness and serious parts of his life. it's sweet that he feels lke he can share that

[@sophiachavira3037]

why does Ky literally look like handsome Shrek