Emergency Reading: "Help, My Fiancé Keeps Fighting at Waffle House"

Big Cat and PFT analyze this wild story of a confused girl who can't understand why her fiancé keeps going to a specific Waffle House to fight the chef over eggs. A very odd story, yet somehow very understandable.
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[@carsonjones3584]

Imagine trying to go to a normal Waffle House and being turned away because “you’ve hit your 4 fight limit with that one cook”

[@yodak2]

"I think this guy.. is actually the most well adjusted Adult ive ever heard of" -big cat

[@fatpowerful]

This Is a bromance, the guys may not even know it yet. But if this happens almost every week. They are best friends with a schtick.

[@rjwinters724]

“Of the most self defense capable jobs in America, I would put Waffle House cook right up there with blackwater employee”

[@CIARUNSITE]

Ackchually Blackwater just murders people for no reason.

[@snafu700]

@@CIARUNSITE yo warcrimes are cool yo

[@coutiya2007]

@@CIARUNSITE where can I apply?

[@erikdavis7159]

“She’s doing the checklist of he’s not a sociopath” is an all time line lmaoooo

[@gummies2014]

I'm in love with segments like these. The comedic chemistry between these two is ridiculous.

[@footballfan3909]

This is one of the best bits you guys have ever done

[@yodak2]

came here to comment this i fucking love pft and cat man

[@Dahk]

Is the podcast usually stuff like this? I love these guys and barstool but I can't stand hearing about sports, unless it's one of the boys losing a ton of money

[@willguglielmo4307]

@@Dahk they do alot of sports but alot of stuff like this. I'd say it's a perfect balance. Quarantine episodes have been much less about sports tho obv

[@matthewmendoza4895]

@@willguglielmo4307 mvm .!. N. n n n. n.

[@CircleTheWagonsOG]

i randomly come to this vid all the time

[@macrahn5847]

I can’t wait til this couples wedding and the cook gives his best man speech.

[@chrisdesante1068]

plot twist, this is also the dave and busters guy

[@armaniedwards]

“My boyfriend likes to fight with logic and reason.”

[@CodeBleu724]

"My wife won't let me..." That's when dudes realize they married the wrong girl.

[@rickpat524]

Every time I listen I feel like PFT has to be smiling when he talks cuz it’s so funny and it always blows my mind to see him saying this stuff with such a straight face

[@garythefish5743]

Rough and Rowdy???

[@miketbarnes76]

The take I read on reddit was that he associates the cook with his dad and a bad childhood.

[@2321tma]

Southerners know, no Waffle houses are the same and there’s only ONE Waffle House that you frequent in town and not the other three.

[@wilard95]

Lolol yes

[@thompkins6796]

It's a balancing act between sketchiness/food quality. The better the food, the sketchier the Waffle House

[@TW-lo2uu]

Every waffle house is the same..

[@michaelbush2322]

@@thompkins6796 same thing with Chinese food, the sketchier the place, the better the food. If there is a child doing homework and it’s sketchy. Be prepared for the best Chinese food ever.

[@emiliomota4218]

I think that chef at Waffle House is prolly his dad messing with him because he’s eating breakfast foods lol

[@shef0787]

We eat breakfast for dinner all the time in my house! We call it brinner. When I announce "We are having brinner tonight!" The house's mood is instantly lifted. No matter what.

[@Zmad724]

20 dollar Shef 👌

[@arigiampietro8804]

We call it ✨silly supper✨

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

Facts breakfast for dinner gets the kids hyped. It's a move I already have planned to lift spirits when I'm a dad

[@tylersdurdenisastupidname9727]

First rule of Waffle House fight club, you don’t talk about Waffle House fight club.

[@kevintross9778]

as soon as I saw this headline, I couldn’t click fast enough

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

“It’s a matter of principle” 😂😂😂it’s just eggs

[@bsmith437]

It's not about the eggs

[@bobbypfender402]

These video clips deserve millions of listens

[@mainchannel1566]

They're in love

[@ryansproviero]

That dude and the cook at Waffle House sound like family lol

[@christianbenson7595]

Why isn’t there a movie written about this story?

[@ryansproviero]

I believe there's some Waffle Houses where if you can beat up an employee your meal is 15% off up to $20. Doesn't apply to whole table.

[@jeremyleodin5586]

Yeah they also have a deal where if your table beats the shit out of all the employees its %100 off

[@ryansproviero]

@@jeremyleodin5586 That's only in South Carolina at participating locations.

[@redbrick8742]

I am a cook at wafflehouse and yes most of the cooks have a tendency to carry a small gun.

[@dawgpound1011]

This was the first pmt I heard and it was a perfect way to get hooked on the show

[@TheBrocktopus]

With no sports right now, this isnt the rivalry we need it's the rivalry we all deserve!

[@roosejuice6052]

This is an all time bit and I’m grateful for its existence.

[@timfranz53]

One of the greatest stories and commentary of all time. Truly, guys being dudes.

[@r0cd0x]

this is literally fight club, just not so secretive

[@marshalfosdick393]

they literally feed of each other, its awesome

[@nerdforskating]

Clearly we've got an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object. The cook clearly decided from the beginning "fuck ya runny eggs," and this guy really feels slighted that this cook just wont give him the order that he wants. He wants that sweet, sweet satisfaction of breaking the yolk that he knows the cook made for him. The violence is just a result of both recognizing the other's position and refusing to give in. Ultimately, the cook brought this guy down to his level by making him get physical. Its his job to make your runny eggs, and you're a paying customer.

[@chroniccomplainer3792]

Its has morphed from a fight into a fued. I would tip the chef is 1000 pennies

[@FedexHimself]

Nick Schaeffer 🤣🤣

[@Taylose6]

I got jumped at a Waffle House while brownout drunk at 3 in the morning. Still my favorite restaurant.

[@dbsuper2928]

Is brownout drunk when you drink so much you shit your pants

[@joshtexx]

GET THOSE 2 ON -ROUGH 'N ROWDY-!

[@kjpabst8513]

"My wife won't let me have breakfast for dinner😞😞😞.....

[@devinbrown4454]

I think he's getting hazed out of the bachelor life by his friend.

[@CIARUNSITE]

That's how the potato chip was allegedly invented. Customer claimed their potatoes were undercooked, cook overcooked them to a crisp, and the rest is history.

[@I_TheCreator]

"My boyfriend fights with Logic and Reason".... Sounds like a music producer 🤣🤣

[@wattsrecords1734]

Thank you, just thank you. But reaper drives me the craziest

[@bneer25]

Just watched plastic food guy and had to watch this, they are my 2 favorite humans

[@paintervlogs8597]

i come back to this, every once in a while

[@willlisto1105]

Get the cook and this guy on rough n rowdy ASAP!

[@jagrino230]

It’s Waffle Home

[@tuckermathews9625]

This was talked about on Tiny Meat Gang. Crazy the story has this much range.

[@harrisonkraut7371]

Legendary Bit

[@jackhamilton2484]

“was this when you were high on ecstasy?” “this was when i was high on mdma yes”

[@patarcher9199]

This was funny as fuck do more segments like this

[@fredericmalenfant1426]

You guys are great! hahaha

[@zachmrazik5207]

I’m in tears from big cat omg I’m crying tears of laughter

[@mikedraper825]

Has PFT ever been a cook? Lmao a runny egg is so easy.

[@mason6357]

This guy and the busters guy would be good friends

[@TheRedneckrappers]

He probably saw a fight at Waffle House when he was young and always wanted to try it

[@coltonw8686]

Is this guys name Larry David? LOL This is so like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

[@joeytheboy69]

LMFAO genius segment

[@the1truth420]

The Epstein reference ahahaha and I have never been to waffle house

[@zach_morgan]

Plot twist: the fiance and cook are ex lovers

[@jbwanthony3177]

Why ex?

[@zach_morgan]

@@jbwanthony3177 idk really ,felt more dramatic I guess

[@openingband]

I love this story but it also sounds hugely made up by this lady.

[@UncleRico805]

Openingband never

[@fuzzylumpkinns]

Everybody knows you can’t lie on the internet

[@lljusttry]

This podcast got the exact same email. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4WsfnilgpaDnrs so probably just a troll trying to see how many podcasts he can troll

[@conhod10]

Lmaoo I don’t think anyone has ever sent in a true story/situation on this segment

[@michaelblasko5207]

If you ask the waiter for your eggs a little bit runny and you send them back you are 100% a Karen and that cook was little boying him. who cares about the degree and all that.

[@deangulberry1876]

Who doesn’t know a cook with a schtick lol

[@heatalldayy]

I cried when he said Blackwater employee.

[@joeydoherty4447]

12:00 is that billy football chilling on the couch ?

[@michaelkilmartin1653]

Joey Doherty yes sir

[@horacewafer5399]

Lost my virginity at Waffle House I’m dead serious

[@Quakerman14]

Got some major serial tension vibes with this one

[@crayvd8229]

*A man’s gotta have his code.*

[@riotmakr]

If someone moved my steak on a community grill to put there food on it, they wouldn't have any food on the grill. You don't touch another man's meat! You don't just move someone's food that's been cooking on the grill.

[@WhalesWilly]

I walked into an on going drug session in a Waffle House bathroom

[@slimshady4life689]

I saw a tiktok about this and had to search it up 😂😂😂😂

[@coleburkhardt8961]

Everyone needs a Ned Flanders

[@micahwatkins8425]

I'm a cook at waffle house fights hookers and drug deals at night shift 😂

[@stoopkiddmafia3946]

This man might just be a genius

[@TrueMonsteR6]

Seen this vid a couple days ago. Just seen a news article about man pulling a pistol and shooting a waffle house cook ? Any connection ? Lmao

[@SouthernSkeptic]

I go to the Waffle House all the time and always try to talk to the cooks.

[@connorwillie5023]

“I would put them right up there with blackwater employees”

[@ducktape9191]

this is a fucking godly video. pft to good man

[@Leo-us9hp]

that was funny asf

[@louiskertesz997]

They found bodies in the freezer at my closest Waffle House! South Florida for ya

[@brianparker130]

Florida?

[@andrewweaver3732]

I was screaming yes when you mentioned they sounded like friends. It was literally the only answer lol

[@andrewweaver3732]

And you know they’re keeping score

[@unhappycamper5811]

sounds like her bf is in a downlow relationship with the cook

[@Jennyfromtheblock480]

Waffle house is also where tiger met all his best girlfriends

[@marshalfosdick393]

"dingleberg!!!"

[@ryandeselm1067]

This shit is fuckin gold

[@prestonlamb1221]

A cool at Waffle House threatened to stab my friend for playing rocky top on the jukebox

[@roycedot]

You don’t fuck with peoples food, especially if the customer is drunk at 2am. Your operating an oasis at that point.

[@isaacrobinson5062]

Jeffrey, you ARE the father!

[@nicholaspowell7931]

Dang is this Jerry Springer or something

[@tannerserrano6723]

I want the Waffle House fight 30 for 30

[@Woxxy84]

Fight club

[@austincarter1450]

Absolutely no touching of the hair or the face.. of course!

[@williamblair9597]

I can't blame this on the South because that's like shittting on the rug in your own house and trying to blame your dog. Waffle House is the place to do exactly what her boyfriend engages in while visiting this fine establishment. I must admit this reminds me of the first day of Middle School, where several different Elementary school students are put together with all the boys in full bloom puberty. Shits gonna go down. Period. Here's where the mystery begins. On the surface, it seems like there is an obvious lack of maturity. I don't buy that explanation for even a moment. Any female who has not noticed how every man has enough immaturity within himself that petiodically surfaces should have themselves examined by a professional and stop watching the Wizard of Oz, buying ruby slippers, and practice clicking the heels together. Seriously, there never has been any mature males in our society, just pretenders. They need to put a caged mosh pit in the parking lot of every Waffle House. After signing a few release documents, allow all of the males who have conflict going on to get inside and burn off some testosterone and beat the shit out of each other, until they drop.

[@robbanks4356]

In Asian cultures, breakfast foods don't exist. It sucked having the morning after meal with some random Korean chick without 3lbs of sugar on pancakes and forced to eat kimchi and rice in Seoul.

[@xavierjones1530]

Nothin wrong with talking stuff out and not fighting like a child

[@trentsmith8497]

Please God tell me someone has seen the Jesco White runny eggs video lol

[@sniperhare]

Never heard of these guys, but they have a great rapport with each other. Would love to eat at Waffle House here in Jacksonville with them.

[@JakeSmith-px7mt]

And that guy was me

[@bigdoorprize3254]

This is the 1st good segment I have ever watched from these guys. Usually unbearable to listen to but this was awesome. I may check back in.

[@MadMax-uy8oc]

Do we have any update on the saga of waffle house guy

[@r0cd0x]

WTF billy football with the casual mustache??

[@mr_sabne_9996]

He basically works there at this point

[@jaydenmiller6681]

Jesus PFT did you say “Waffle House” enough?