Emergency Intercom - Episode 102 (Drews hole is sentient)

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Drew recounts the big fart he made from his butt and Enya retells her first kiss story. Can drew find love? Is it even possible at this point? Probably not,,, I don’t even rly want it.
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[@yukine8309]

enya is giving pilgrim core and drew giving camp counselor LMAO

[@tatianalopez6724]

they’re giving catholic camp counselors

[@ldude407]

Pilgrim core 💀

[@kaileecannady]

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THE SAME THING

[@sashaasselbaye8996]

6:50 6:54 6:55 6:56 6:57

[@AdrienFitzwater]

Shes auditioning for Oklahoma

[@tbh8922]

this podcast the holy text for people who lost significant amounts of brain matter between ages 15-18

[@drewmono8151]

This comment made my coochie purr and gyrate in excitement.

[@electragleam]

real

[@phoebebridgerton4346]

I want it back

[@keiron7432]

@@phoebebridgerton4346😊😊

[@lilianaingham6279]

no actuallt

[@jazminebright8745]

enya calling an escalator an “elevator stairwell” 😭

[@robertavila1863]

I did NOT catch that 😂

[@lisandrooputaa]

“i’m crazy! i’m fucking crazy!” *silence* & the way the escalator stops working mid way💀💀 will forever be iconic

[@SelenaLuvGomez]

This is the funniest clip of enya ever 💀💀

[@thepinkonesoterrify]

imagine making timestamps for every topic they cover

[@andrea0_o]

that would be hell

[@notu1529]

i would do that if they pay me $5

[@unnaturalfire7210]

Ky used to do that if you look at older episodes

[@pleek_pleek]

@@unnaturalfire7210 not surprised that he gave up on that

[@supersucks]

I used to do that back when they first started

[@whatevermaann]

wondering how this conversation leads to drew’s hole is sentient

[@savedmp3]

I read the title like Idec... just give me my BS dose to rot my brain rn

[@ur_a_ponk1073]

It's not a conversation about Drew's sentient hole it's a Proclamation of Drew's holes sentience.

[@whatevermaann]

@@ur_a_ponk1073 oh fuck my bad

[@dominicdoherty7208]

Its sentient enough to be stressed and need to 😮‍💨😤

[@TTUandU]

we need a podcast episode where its a regular episode but the camera is just on ky and his reactions and drew & enya don't know that they aren't being filmed until its uploaded 😭😭

[@pobster]

TRUE!

[@breannaenright8849]

Genius

[@Patduffydoc]

they’d actually kill him and film themselves burying the body and going through the mcdonald’s drive thru after

[@idab6864]

He could somehow low-key film himself so he can upload the version of just his face while also properly filming the pod so that he could upload the accurate version after they get upset

[@peterb9416]

this would be a perfect april fools episode

[@TTUandU]

ky really is an essential worker with how hard he gets bullied on these episodes LMAFOO

[@pobster]

true, accurate and correct information

[@pyruvic]

yeah ima need that “military” story soon 😭

[@zain1423]

29:38 the way drew said purr is insane😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@miud2201]

the fact that their schools had physical torture as a form of punishment is so fucking crazy to me like what do you mean you’re gonna torture a bunch of 12 yr olds for kissing 😭😭😭

[@hernandez4856]

my dad wants to bring back physical punishments in schools n not gonna lie some of them kids need it

[@notdxvid]

drew has said hes quiting vape like 10 times now...

[@JESSEGUZMAN48]

I was just about to say it feels like he's quit 3 time now lmfao

[@piscesfae]

thats how it is with addictions 😩

[@davidbasa9985]

Drew screaming ayuda me and enya not reacting was so funny

[@priscillanunez4162]

I was watching this with my roommates and one of them said “is he paralyzed?” How does that make you feel drew

[@fionappl3lesbian]

he fr will become paralyzed if he keeps crossing his legs so tight like a little monkey every single episode

[@AngelofDarkness24]

That awful chair is going to cripple him eventually one day

[@bugspray6662]

Enya talking about chewing is just her describing misophonia

[@mariannamuro5061]

yupppppp no one talks about this. worst thing in the world

[@Graymage69420]

No literally. She frequently describes her “quirks” and they’re just ✨disorders✨

[@eboniz]

@@mariannamuro5061are you sure no one talks about it because i have heard this word so much more than i care to

[@mariannamuro5061]

@@eboniz well I was kidding so

[@gunarchy]

Could actually not relate even a little bit to enya never feeling embarrassed. i need that

[@mrgallavich]

People don’t know how lucky they are to grow up in a household where there’s no pushing religion because when I was a kid, I was told by my grandma that God is watching that you’ll go to hell if you do this or that, and I had a lot of fear in me I felt like I was always being watched like I was always doing something wrong

[@mrgallavich]

And then you grow up and you have a lot of shame that is 100% unnecessary. Just never force religion onto other people saying that God is the only way because it really doesn’t align with a lot of people

[@aspiresk8boarding]

Yeah the concept of hell does not need to be in brain of a child. Basically emotional abuse especially since it’s literal fiction

[@mrgallavich]

@@aspiresk8boarding Exactly, like imagine telling your child something like that

[@v_len123]

drew saying he isn’t convinced other people exist is a very white man thought

[@cntrl222]

every friday i pace around my room until 8pm when an episode finally drops

[@L.orenaaa]

Where u at ? To wait till 8pm

[@Bethany_Storey]

guys i’m letting this 45 minute episode slide but i neeeeed the hour pleaseeeee

[@benthompson9576]

drew has been serving nebraska farm twunk lately

[@Jmpwfdpdl]

idk I think he’s giving otter imo

[@sinjindrowningenthusiast]

This episode is a bit too short like who do y’all think you are…. 🙄

[@rashaunadams2591]

i’m sorry did enya say her school did pt PHYSICAL TORTURE?? WHAT??

[@-crunckcore]

IKR 😭😭 Literally how are we gonna brush past that like that’s literally unheard of

[@jaydengarciamiller9325]

every episode enya looks like she just came off the mayflower. lolll love her

[@TTUandU]

can't wait to watch ky get abused for an hour ❤

[@pobster]

LMAFOOOOO

[@immabigkidnow1]

Enya saying simple kind of life by no doubt gave me life, such a good song always makes me sad whenever I hear it

[@lola_daytona]

DREWS ELF BAR HIT AFTER THE HOMOPHOBIC RANT IS SENDING MEE

[@awsmecoolgirl]

now i can listen to the pod while having my fun girly time on pinterest 🤞

[@asmrizzy1574]

this is the best thing ever

[@yiuyiuv]

enya and drew on the phone with the scammer is exactly just like my older family members who scream at the phone to not call them 😊

[@rebecaromero2957]

Congrats on the pregnancy drew!! ☺️😍 you look so pretty in your pregnancy shoot❤️

[@tinylittlesnake]

guys i’m freaking out please tell me if the temperature is actually 99 degrees in that house i literally cannot believe it’s 99 degrees because that is absolutely insane so i really think it’s a joke but i cannot tell this is literally the only thing i have not been able to figure out if it’s a joke or not and i can’t go to sleep without knowing

[@bossman-jk9tl]

I'm pretty sure it's true cuz in older episodes u can see the thermostat and its usually in the 90s lul

[@tinylittlesnake]

@@bossman-jk9tl that is terrifying and i don’t know how to handle this information. thank you though - it’s 4:30am for me and i can try to sleep now

[@saintbenedick]

enya talking about how much chewing sounds bother her as if there aren’t several videos of her on the internet chewing loud as hell as well🙄

[@ektiril]

I KNEW drew was going to say everyone around him isn’t real it was like my sixth sense

[@dani-yi1sq]

i literally blurted out loud "here he goes..." because he says it every episode

[@ektiril]

@@dani-yi1sq LITERALLY SAME..

[@Lucia-uk4jq]

Enya serving convent core even in 99 degree weather… trust

[@briiannaaa77]

enya is serving little lad and drew is.. there!

[@alinabarreto4703]

I love you guys so much you dont understand LIKE im literally sitting here with my headphones smiling at my screen. That picture sounds kinda sad BUT IT ISNT.

[@pebZ333]

I fear the intro is what would bring me out of a coma

[@phoebebridgerton4346]

Enya looks like she runs a lil coquette bed and breakfast

[@juliagmaire]

YES

[@toes.r.curling]

born to “yassss 💅” forced to “hey😞”

[@kyefitzsimmons5252]

Enya talking about people chewing, I have never felt more understood and seen in my life!

[@nannybells]

excited to learn more about drews hole!

[@anastaciamarchesini2951]

Getting too drunk on accident leading to asking people around for cigarettes is so real

[@skylametro3955]

I will be married to the both of you by 2016 like just wait.

[@teetsieroll4529]

growing up super religious it has affected me so much,, being someone who cant explore my sexuality in my home has made me even more confused . i was watching nimona w my mom and she full on screamed when two boys kissed and cursed the movie and said the movie was bad bc it was “messy” , which she didnt want to admit that she hated it bc they were gay . it made me really sad because it made me realize ill never be accepted lol

[@yabitxh1032]

Its sad realizing that our parents love is conditional fr

[@yabitxh1032]

Im sorry 💕

[@gray181]

i don’t understand how they can stand the heat like how is enya wearing that shirt and drew wearing those pants when it’s that hot

[@waluigis_waifu3696]

ky is like the evil gibby😐 also hi bottom of the barrelers!!!! whats up???

[@APESMACKED420]

emily dickinson and a camp counselor 🥰

[@nannybells]

drew's solipsism getting stronger w/ each week

[@tinygruesome]

my thirst has been quenched. finally, i can die in peace...thank u for killing me drew and enya!!

[@cristianfuentes1463]

Y’all made it so far episode 102 the bus I would take to work everytime lol

[@notu1529]

the religion/objective morality topic was interesting because I've been thinking about how i believe the perfectly just and good god would judge every human uniquely based on the human as a totality; *a* *tailored* *morality* *schema.* so a person who has no idea about the religion or was born into a different religion or a person who has reasonable trouble with following the objective morality will be judged based on their circumstances, both nature and nurture aspects. but ultimately, to speculate these, we *have* to know what god exactly is, so that we know his nature, intention, and truth; but this will be a complicated task to do, and that's why philosophy is so complex.

[@dawnyboy635]

like ok AI

[@notu1529]

@@dawnyboy635 Bold of you to assume me being an AI when in actuality I am an infinitely more sophisticated intelligent system (i.e., a human being) than the current stage of AI development

[@ianian2773]

Their talk about the Bible and religion was so real. I’ve been thinking abt that so much recently

[@karla.777]

drew, it’s time to start your religious arc

[@xavii.t7421]

i agree with the whole religious talk y’all had i have so much to say about organized religion and even just looking at god in the christian bible god isn’t a kind loving benevolent god people say he is, he’s done and said so much weird shit in the bible

[@Jacob.S.]

Verses? Source?

[@ifortunata]

thank you i’ve been refreshing youtube all day

[@pamphillips2245]

Thank you for the birthday wishes!!!

[@logysaafan2122]

Drew listening to an Arabic song made my day I need him here in Egypt

[@tateja]

Me too I was looking for this comment

[@YoureADoll88xoxo]

I said lemme eat my Whole Foods hot bar on my break and watch my two faves and y’all talkin bout wet dookie farts BE FOREAL LMFAOOOO

[@knuckledentist]

Tbh, I’ve had the worst 2023 so far. I can’t even express how anxious/scared/stressed I’ve been. I can’t, and I don’t really have too many close close friends I talk to, reality, I have no one that close to where I can explain what I’ve been thinking. But, im at work and able to listen to whatever the whole time, just clocked in, got 12 hours, and this podcast is great. It really helps ground me, see some humor in this fucked up time. I love you guys, also im literally not the demographic you guys probably see lol. Im a straight DOOD 👁️ 👄 👁️ prior service and gun guy. I absolutely love this podcast more than anyone I’ve ever listened to, if you say me you’d assume I listen to Joe rogan(ew) just kitten he’s alright ok schizo rant over bye ✌️

[@oscarkamala]

enya -> chewing sounds -> misophonia

[@raquelnavarro1104]

I LOST MY VIRGINITY THIS MORNING

[@IsabellaAugust]

I can’t believe drew just did the illuminati sign

[@mrgallavich]

I swear I’m on the same brainwave as these people

[@dontorianno]

“[gasp]…mine is thee exact same” 😂

[@alfonsosantoya1272]

I feel like I’ve never related to an episode more, y’all are awesome fr

[@sophiasalsita]

watching this while eating was a BAD IDEA esp during the farting part 😭

[@yonedasesera813]

this is by far my fav episode

[@extraordinary9826]

wuz watching this in the dark and the camera lost focus for like two seconds and i actually thought i wuz going blind

[@AnthonysCorner1]

Enya is giving me 1600’s Salem!

[@timisithy6655]

Enya serving western expansion

[@pookiestar3605]

finally my weekly facetime 😞😫

[@ductaperocks321]

26:30 i know drew probably wasn’t comfortable telling the story but why be like omg this funny so crazy insane thing happened haha and not tell it?? like bitch just cut the part out so y’all aren’t teasing us😭😭

[@GiannaChaffart]

the idea of wearing a nice outfit and just sitting down for an hour in the same spot same position makes the voices louder

[@nannybells]

enya's top is SO CUTE, she gets it

[@evil7784]

the escalator video lmaooo

[@michaelvargas8656]

i love the song don’t be afraid bruh 🔥🔥🔥

[@anotherwasiangirl]

the title got me

[@jooon777]

BRO SAID LOVE COMBILITY 💀💀

[@drudru6836]

Wait this fking episode is 43 mins I’m going to pass away

[@alexatapialove]

Emergency intercom is adhd battle royale

[@kaileyaf9822]

i understand yall need sponsors but pleaseeee look into betterhelp, their policies are scary and they can record and sell your sessions to third parties, all of your personal info. and theyre allowed to have unlicensed therapists.

[@nyuzura]

this was so short oh em gee

[@jadadavui6860]

Loved this episode

[@lola_daytona]

I need to learn how to stop watching them while I’m eating.

[@Vnessa77]

Literally taking a break from studying to comment this ,,, but since addiction cravings are also due to your environment, you might get those cravings back once you’re back home in la Good luck Drew !!

[@eIena]

Lowk wanna go to this room and chew on a mint leaf like i just think it would hit nice. Very refreshing for the soul, easy way to clean an aura!

[@ahleckzs]

the category is: at the ranch

[@ghost-dh6sb]

my thirst has been quenched

[@71Jalex6]

Love y’all and I hope y’all are genuinely doing ok❤ i don’t like seein my bby Drew sad

[@porcupinesauce]

so into this episode

[@Graymage69420]

It’s crazy that they don’t pay their bills but go to France for fashion week and hang out with Bella hadid and stuff like…. Autopay who?

[@catscratchqueen]

i need to know where enya's jacket is from

[@sarahg9040]

Watch y’all pull a whole loAnthony in a year

[@user-cr9zg6kd6y]

Enya if you’re reading this I just want to let you know that you have misophonia. I have it too it’s such a struggle, some sounds just basically trigger your fight or flight, I think. The aggression is too real.

[@teheleahtehe69]

I have sun poisoning so hopefully this heals me

[@marianne22222]

No bc wtf is that military story 💀 drew…

[@user-os6nq8vy3i]

30:20 Lohanthony after Christian camp … so sad

[@yashnanand9347]

drew looks like the man who made racist remarks at my family 😜🤭❤️

[@mrgallavich]

It’s crazy. I was thinking about them talking about religion, and then they started to talk about religion. I just feel like most of the time the Christian religion brings more hate than good I literally have religious traumas from Christianity

[@gisellerascon484]

that video of enya on the escalator killssss me