Emergency Intercom - Episode 33 (Humanity Has Gone Too Far)

[@nopenopexx]

Enya is serving dark academia, catholic school girl realness while Drew is giving duck dynasty.

[@alina-sp2kf]

duck dynasty x jesus

[@flamexprincessxx4336]

Biblical

[@meowmeow3444]

I WAS LITERALLY TYPING THIS AND LOOKED DOWN AN SAW U WROTE THE SAME THING

[@darrenbe2708]

@@alina-sp2kf duck dynasty x jorge masvidal

[@victor6775]

oh this is so true

[@eandrsn]

It's time for you guys to have Orion on..

[@hala-il5cz]

Fr I’ve been waiting🙄

[@nessarod]

fact asf

[@withhlovezoee]

christian and elisa too 🙏

[@eterna1flame]

Literally if she’s not on one of the next I’ll have a breakdown

[@gwenmusich479]

high time..

[@joshweaxD]

The way drew was so confident singing mr. Brightside and missed all of the lyrics,,,😭😭😭

[@ivanfrancia2110]

i was like, what is he singing 😂

[@isabellarose.e6528]

It made me feel very uncomfortable

[@td-js6fd]

“gotta get twisted gotta turn it off” 😭

[@bubulubuus]

drew is giving biblically accurate white boy

[@zerotwoeleven_]

this is insane

[@despres380]

LMAO

[@sonnywilliams9610]

I don’t understand but I know what you mean girl

[@chinaaaa_]

I think we need Kanye as a guest

[@kitty5316]

Yesssssplzzzzzz

[@luvvvv124]

and drake

[@starlgirlleen]

@@luvvvv124 who is that?

[@DYMNDI]

@@starlgirlleen i think he’s kanye’s cousin i think

[@ss-hc7tb]

drew’s cousin

[@evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

somehow Drew is giving yassified republican preacher camp counselor but he is GIVING nonetheless

[@noahibarra3379]

Mega church Christian lead singer typa vibe

[@evannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

@@noahibarra3379 It’s the bracelets

[@jenifercheck]

def giving chastity vibes

[@CrayonsAreForever]

he’s the youth pastor that leads the christian rock band, has tattoos and takes the boys out to play basket ball during youth group while the girls talk about modesty and saving yourself for marriage.

[@lpm4450]

Giving duck dynasty

[@erinriley3912]

The straight cosplay is going strong this episode

[@camschwanebeck6214]

ya'll look at ky to confirm everything like he's gonna know, and he does

[@jayar6521]

drew's giving a dad of 3 that lives on a ranch and drives his pickup truck

[@kinspower]

And I live for every moment of it

[@ActionJacksion]

Since finding Drew and Enya I have become an extremely toxic person. I argue with people for fun and they think I’m serious and instead of saying I’m joking I gaslight them into thinking I hate them.

[@kinkustree7499]

THIS ☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️

[@user-ci5wj7tf7o]

Are we talking about the twitch incident ?

[@eypu999]

@@user-ci5wj7tf7o no just in general

[@0rangeZest]

Go to therapy

[@James3_1999]

Same! I have always enjoyed it but now I’m more accepting of the part of myself that loves lying so much. The other day I told my friend out of nowhere that I took media studies in school and they took us on a school trip where we all joint interviewed Shane Dawson, no part of that is true and it was so unnecessary (I told her after it was a lie but it was fun while it lasted)

[@julianneremm]

drew’s laugh sounds like he’s on 1.5x speed

[@user-ci5wj7tf7o]

Minion laugh on 1,5x

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

This keeps me from ending it all don’t actually ever stop posting

[@Marisnail]

No seriously Emergency intercom fridays and Euphoria sundays really are the reason I’m still standing

[@toripease2168]

@@Marisnail I hope you know euphoria will eventually end😬

[@Marisnail]

@@toripease2168 Just like every relationship I’ve ever been in😪

[@makaylanicole4530]

like fr tho. I always look forward to these

[@conluv212]

the pressure 😭😭

[@Josh-dp6iu]

Drew’s serial killer transformation is almost complete

[@ECboxofgoods]

Just saying if drew got his ears pierced that’d be his biggest serve to date

[@LovefromZiggy]

YES

[@mags-lv8hb]

With big hoops too

[@georgiak9924]

wait because yes

[@cheleche]

to be truthfully, i rarely ever watch these in one sitting. i like to watch a bit, pause, come back to it later, and do that a couple of times to rlly let the excitement last

[@cheleche]

@@Reekofcremation ME TOO hehe xP

[@anahigonzalez2268]

Yesss

[@smile4solo]

Stop i do this too

[@bestios4uu]

drew just obliterated those mr bright side lyrics oh my god

[@siosaese]

Gotta gotta get twisted

[@jadadavui6860]

BAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY

[@ma.anellalouiseframil8210]

I WAS DYING

[@mattiemillerr]

i laughed so hard

[@RyYuhn]

"we evolutionised" baby you mean EVOLVED Honduran queen

[@lathithandaba4207]

don’t speak on her 😭😭😭

[@betsssss]

please

[@aranaarianamaep.235]

drew being enya's happy pill has never changed after so many years

[@briannagax]

In this video, I noticed Enya does not appreciate Drews intelligence. I think she is jealous of how smart and creative he is and actively tried to shut him down. Poor Drew! Sending love😘

[@GNICHO]

Lmaoooo it’s true

[@PaolaTheTimeLord]

she dumb dumb while drew is smart smart

[@gaky362]

their friendship is so sweet to watch, they bounce off of and compliment one another so well

[@valentinadallarosa1859]

I tried to explain drew’s youtube content to my dad at lunch today and he went silent

[@jenifercheck]

enya is wearing the same outfit my grandma wore when she died

[@supersucks]

and they both sleighed 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@nissemilka]

you had a hot abuelita

[@gnarlybootsrag]

💀

[@ritat2954]

as each day goes by, drew phillips and drew monson become closer and closer to morphing into clones of each other... they're from the same drewniverse

[@ss-hc7tb]

ur pfpppppppp

[@sonnywilliams9610]

Ooooh i been waiting for this one

[@lilawynne]

drew is serving drunken military man core

[@Forreminiscing]

Actually proud of y’all for sticking with something for so long

[@savedjane2897]

When is Drew's and Ky's "Straight dudes watch Euphoria" * got sexually confused * video coming out?

[@victor6775]

we need it

[@g8rm]

Not drew starting the trend of casually wearing water shoes 😍

[@lilliepads]

drew is rue, enya is jules, and ky is elliot. change my mind :/

[@olivia6893]

enya is rue drew is jules

[@lilliepads]

@@olivia6893 u do have a point. I feel like younger enya was def rue. But she’s giving jules in this episode.

[@olivia6893]

@@lilliepads ur right i feel like enya has more rue energy for her jadedness and drew as jules bc of his wildness/free spirited

[@miminaomi9844]

drew is jeffrey and enya is lauren but honestly her style is more like ruby imo

[@GNICHO]

@@olivia6893 thank you

[@mickeymauschen]

i like watching this podcast because it means I can just let go of my brain and just vibe

[@hala-il5cz]

got this notification while I was applying anti fungal cream to my ringworm which I got from my cat how are you guys🙏

[@oscaruwu9556]

Is ur cat ok?

[@hala-il5cz]

@@oscaruwu9556 yeah she’s getting treated :))

[@zonk35]

omggg i’m so sorry that sounds appalling 😍 i’m doing pretty good! just got some food and finally my medication (mmj) feeling much much much better! i’m very curious about this pussy fungus tho…

[@hala-il5cz]

@@zonk35 that so fun I got medicated today too, we can have a lil slay day with meds and pussy fungus😋

[@alina-sp2kf]

watching this while sitting in the school library hiding from my friends 💪🏽

[@CharlieCabralos]

From kanye to black mold to unmasking was the gnarliest depiction of how many conversations they can have at once lmao

[@juliahebrok5052]

love how enya uses the word belligerent for everything

[@yasminerivera3945]

every episode drew and enya serve dinosaur kid and his babysitter

[@viviennesurefire1512]

You couldn’t possibly be more correct

[@jenifercheck]

if i saw them on the street i would assume they’re homeschooled kids.

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

Drew just says the most absurd yet possible shit and then when he turns out to be right he will never stop saying he got that thing right

[@gabbwaa]

Drew getting the lyrics to Mr. Brightside so wrong has me in tears😭😭😭😭

[@octavia4324]

The part where Drew said that he was going to the bathroom I laughed so hard it was painful and now my cheeks really hurt

[@unicornic5235]

these two boys are so well spoken

[@AlyssaMcFly.]

41:28 this whole bit is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@Mia-fo1jz]

i so wholeheartedly agree

[@esotericstar5094]

as much as i love listening to y’all ramble abt nothing, you guys should tell stories. in the earlier episodes y’all would always say “we’ll save that for another episode” so what better time than now to share 😍

[@RileyAVOriginal]

"the Beatles did nothing for my slay life" would be an amazing t-shirt

[@xX_user4x_Xx]

your podcast makes me feel better sometimes when i feel very sad and anxious.

[@briannagax]

Drew I love your minion laugh, and who knew you were such a good singer😳😏

[@hey7068]

the Dan and Phil part actually made my cheeks hurt oh my god

[@Sianna10122]

i literally hate to think what my humour would be without you guys. you seriously shaped it so much lolll

[@noelpaul4184]

“searching for god in my bong water” made me keel over, I’m passed on now

[@niklas7495]

can‘t wait for next week when drew‘s beard has finally covered his whole face

[@kgrg04]

yall should have ky as an actual guest one day

[@Juicetron]

no

[@jenifercheck]

no

[@yearsoffilth]

no

[@shustevan]

no

[@ashleyvlogs1935]

no

[@chismear]

i would love drew just talking about science and or history in a video sometime

[@Laura-ll5bn]

The Way that Drew literally ran across America from The police after being sentenced to prison, And yall just gunna act like nothing happened 🤔

[@chiosanchez7319]

what? is this real?

[@sadmem1650]

the way they upgraded and im literally missing the old set already... they predicted this

[@autumnb1626]

enya looking at ky while telling drew to get read to filth at 39:32 is unironically effing adorable

[@maggiehughes3082]

guys... i am drunk beyond af and you are the only thing keeping me grounded on God. the way that I love yall so hard. From the bottom of my heart. writing this is sobverong me up. I LOVE YOU.

[@maggiehughes3082]

actually lol that literallt sobered up. im fine now, but yall still hold the biggest place in my heart

[@maggiehughes3082]

ok current,ly listening to 6:46 and i sweare I also got mold poisoming

[@sweetesque]

drew's outfit: dUck dYnaSty drew's shoes: _b a l l e t_

[@ss-hc7tb]

drew is serving roughneck camp instructor realness 💅

[@fleabagconnoisseur]

I feel like Enya would buy the $200 Kanye stem player to stream Donda 2

[@evie1800]

i rewatch these episodes over and over like they’re movies

[@Chloebug15]

i have evening shift always, so i look forward to listening to this every friday before work. it just makes my day 💙💖

[@chismear]

the episodes honestly make my entire week thank u for constantly making me feel better

[@louiedale7347]

I love how drew is CRACKING Enya up this episode

[@kamymwuah3338]

these really keep me going i love just doing all my dumb shit while listening and it truly feels like the besties are here with me, love yall

[@Mara_Km]

Y’all make my friday every time. i really hope you never ever stop doing these. i would cry ….

[@yunabean]

i was dying at “i am 10 days sober from tiktok” LOL same tho i need to try to take a break 😭😭😭

[@elisebotkin8033]

The fact they called people complaining about how they miss the old when they got a new one

[@lanabunnii1350]

I live in Missouri, the fact that the state was recognized is saving me right now LMAOOO love yall

[@avagrace7706]

thanks for filling my void of loneliness guys ily

[@joses6086]

“Hey, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Titanic!” *Crashes into ice-burg, and they throw wee-man overboard as flares go off*

[@estefintu_mama_con_chancla5529]

We need Orion, Christian ,Elisa and josh on this podcast you guys need to be expose

[@GGIOBLACK]

“I think it’s new” - Drew about the song ‘Sweet Caroline’

[@paranoidhag]

The emergency intercom legendary minimalistic corner and drew’s ear wax chicken nugget chair just adds to it’s distinctive quality. I hope they never change it

[@nannybells]

the style journey enya went through from the first ep

[@user-gv4pj4mp9o]

upgrading the visuals once in a while would be dope, i love the scenary in past episodes. like come onn cinematography !

[@samannasar5651]

literally am doing a research essay on lobotomies and y’all were talking about lobotomies this is the universe telling me to get one

[@no1mitskifan]

we are literally watching Drew’s descent into becoming Jesus ..

[@keeahna8726]

drew and enya confidently singing the most absurdly wrong lyrics to mr. brightside is one of the funniest things i've ever witnessed

[@jaci2206]

can we all agree that this is a morning podcast

[@ot2081]

24:50 "evolutionized" 😭😭😭

[@dominiquesfecalmatter]

WE LOVED THE OUTLAST VIDEO!!!!

[@Sillygirleah]

Drew’s idea of resting our eyes for 8 hours is actually genius. It’s so helpful. Drew Phillips needs to talk more about that

[@bartquintin]

not lying when i say this is the best part of my week.

[@kenbread]

im an audio listener this is my first time watching the podcast yall look so good

[@elenacruz05]

the dan and phil bit LMFAOO

[@elvisjoelle]

they both deserve two comfy accent chairs for the set 💁🏻

[@partyrackin9793]

that grimy chair rlly actually morphed to fit drew’s body. the chair genuinely shrunk

[@Marisnail]

Emergency podcast fridays and euphoria sundays god I love weekends

[@anniecamlic]

the first thing I'm doing when I get a job is getting this patreon lol

[@evaivezaj6091]

the way drew actually predicted the mask mandate being lifted the same week batman released …

[@royaroyap]

The conversation at around 24:16 reminded me of this old Vsauce video that is really interesting and talks about exactly what Drew said! Modern technology is so recent in ratio to the amount of time humans have existed (idk if that made sense) Anyway, y'all should check out the vid! It's called Our Narrow Slice.

[@angelcruz1527]

i lie every single day about EVERYTHING bc of u guys

[@mirandahernandez1153]

I’ve been watching these podcasts (i normally listen on Spotify) and just so y’all know sometimes in just the audio drew sounds actually so scary but when i watch it with his body/hand movements/ face its soooo less scary i love it

[@valerieperez1530]

they stayed on topic for a solid ten minutes. longest streak so far

[@willyallowitz7559]

love the beard drew, see you next capital riot

[@devin7052]

about 2 seconds into the podcast and drew is already using his manhood against enya… sigh

[@strwbrryy]

i was hoping they would talk about the qt drama but also it’s a slay in itself that they didn’t

[@kaylagonzalez3150]

1:01:55 of pure joy

[@kermitdefrog9721]

Them talking about how we’d miss the old set…😀 to where we are now… time traveller drewwwwww…I know you’re out thereeee

[@triana3952]

enyaaaaa serving my sister in christ 💗💗

[@chrrymshrms]

drew had Enya tweaking out at 11:00😭😭😭😭😭💛

[@pablo8298]

Y’all should make an episode talking abt those girls on twitch who said u made two guys make out to “stop Asian hate” and that u stole a bunch of stuff at their house

[@MalikGuuurl]

Those girls said enya made 2 dude peeee on each other “to stop Asian hate” but like how do you MAKE someone pee on someone else? Sounds fishy to me but I’m pretty sure enya has said she steals random stuff from parties sometimes (as she shoulddd) lol but I wanted them to talk about soooo bad

[@djkarmstrong]

@@MalikGuuurl nah don’t steal random peoples shit if they’re nice enough to let u party at their house. tf wrong with u

[@siosaese]

If drew is obsessed with egypt I recommend assassin’s creed: origins such a beautiful game and has an educational mod too and as far as I know professors/historians have used it for educational purposes as it is quite realistic