emet posting 2: ascian boogaloo

now featuring hythlodaeus™️ from the final fantasy xiv series
first one kinda popped off, and i gotta deliver the memes
if you see your art in here feel free to comment, and i'll be happy to add credits.
Art at 0:29 by ‪@doragon214‬
Cosplay at 0:43 by ‪@valmeicosplay‬

[@ZeraSeraphim]

"How did you fail at showing the Warrior of Light our side of things for years?!" I'M DEAD, OMG HE SOUNDS SO PISSED!

[@emetanti]

He got a concerningly good point there given Lahabrea being a cartoon villain showed they couldnt be trusted, if they had opened with Emet everyone would been too distracted arguing with each other.

[@draochvar9646]

​​@@emetanti to be ENTIRELY fair to Lahabreha here, being exposed to the brainrot magic emanating from the sheer, undilutied mania that is his wife for 12000 years is going to drive anyone a bit cray-cray.

[@Death2all546]

@@draochvar9646iirc, going crazy is also a side effect of constantly possessing other people’s bodies (like he did to Thancred). Which is why Emet had a bunch of mindless clones made for himself to possess.

[@RuneKatashima]

The fucking Hythlodaeus, "That's what you said." Sends me to Thule and back. He truly is the best friend.

[@erdnuzz8368]

And it fits im way too well!!

[@sympathiea]

the way he sounds like he's about to cry right at the end with "bunch of morons :

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Right? He really sound like he is on the verge of tears it's funny as al hell

[@Enter-the-Fray]

Yeah you hear his voice start break down

[@auroraboracat26]

“A date with you? I don’t consider you to be truly alive!” now I want an otome game with Emet Selch

[@gileam1798]

You're thinking too small. An Otome game with all of the husbandos of this game. Imagine....

[@itsmefirefox]

Yes

[@skeeeeet5954]

Well do I have a stardew valley mod for you !

[@stars-and-clouds]

@@skeeeeet5954 where OuO

[@KrathiaVT]

a datesim/otome including Zenos, Emet, Hyth, Estinien.... imagine something as big as Hakuoki but with them. I dear, i hope someday we can see a fan game like that.

[@Helman114]

"Why did you send a familiar to Elpis instead of coming yourself?!" Azem: "I have a familiar?" 😅😂

[@Daktangle]

The best thing is Emet won't now if Azem is fucking with him or not because of how Azem normally is XD

[@TorManiak]

Each time I see one of these I feel like the Emet voice AI gets even better.

[@DeNihility]

The Based segment feels like a canon conversation of an absolutely unfiltered Emet Selch to Azem

[@lordkradx2581]

Sounds like something from The Stanley Parable

[@ColumineMiette]

"Your aether smells" is one of the best things I've heard for a while.

[@charliekrauss5046]

1:26 i can 100% believe this to be cannon as soon as he died. This would be what he said

[@VillackDeSage]

This, this is what Meteion and Hermes needed to not be depressed.

[@Zeithri]

Azem's reaction to _Familiar_ is great x3 Personal favorites being his rant about " _Based_ ", Emet's Tweet about everyone failing, Hythlodaus giving Emet shit for what he said about Megalomaniac. And of course; *Chaotic Lawful* :D

[@valmeicosplay]

I'm the cosplayer that did the "I showed you Amaurot plz respond" 0:43 🤣I'm screaming

[@Josefuumii]

very epic cosplay my friend you get a credit

[@valmeicosplay]

@@Josefuumii Thank you! ☺

[@valmeicosplay]

Also, I didn't realize my username had random letters after it, can you update the credit? I took them off 😅

[@Josefuumii]

@@valmeicosplay feexed

[@Akantorz]

Legendary joke, it has me rolling each time I see it.

[@Dusty_Inkwell]

At this point I'm living for these. Please, feed me more. Based.

[@HawkinaBox]

I could listen to Emet throw insults and swears all day XD

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Emmets voice and character make anything enjoyable I'm half reconsidering this rejoining thing

[@ventusleone]

Genuinely the best Final fantasy content i could have asked for

[@ShadowFlower15]

Emet as Ghiaccio was the crossover I never knew I needed

[@LuckyRare]

The ending bit made me subscribe. I'm not even sure if I am enjoying it or suffering from second-hand embarrassment, but yes. All the yes. I am a fan of both series and Emet-Selch really does sound like the biggest nerd, who is mad at having to do most of the work on a group project, so it's fitting.

[@tylerdotapp]

the based one gave strong stanley parable vibes

[@evxrglowy]

"plus everyone in Elpis hates you" and I took that personally

[@MichaelPorroManeia]

I really need those emet and hytlo AI voices

[@HezrouDhiaga]

I lost it at "I showed you Amarot please respond"

[@KyMiyu]

I have a familiar? LOL

[@JohnSpicebag]

Based *Chuckles for 20 hearty seconds*

[@doragon214]

0:29 oh hey, I drew that! Cool to see it show up here with the voice over XD

[@Josefuumii]

epic meme my friend, you get a credit

[@jerrysaen]

bruh i love that huh reaction and this vid with the sound effect "HUUUH"

[@dragonmangames2523]

​@@Josefuumii What's even funnier is that is how I thought that *particular* conversation was going to go down the day after I was done running Elpis.

[@TheCuteBucket]

If you plan to do more of these, I would LOVE to hear the Black Mage ley lines macro/copypasta/shitpost in his voice. Transcript: Please be aware that I am about to use one of my core class abilities, which is called Ley Lines. I am placing the Ley Lines NOW. When I use Ley Lines it places a CIRCLE on the GROUND that lasts for THIRTY SECONDS If I remain in the circle, my Global Cooldown will be accelerated by FIFTEEN (15) PERCENT (%). It is BENEFICIAL FOR THE GROUP if I am ALLOWED to REMAIN inside the Ley Lines. Please let me do my own thing and do not place area of effect attacks inside my Ley Lines. There are THIRTEEN SECONDS left in my Ley Lines. There are EIGHT SECONDS left in my Ley Lines. THERE IS ONE SECOND LEFT IN MY LEY LINES. The Ley Lines have faded. Thank you for your cooperation. I will be doing this again in NINETY SECONDS.

[@Josefuumii]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jojUkpl4bKitea8 thank you for the idea my compadre

[@desdenova1]

@@Josefuumii Could you make one where Zenos reads Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot"? That would be pretty baller.

[@Josefuumii]

ngl gamers I'm kinda outta good meme material, if you got any good memes put em in the replies here and they might make it into the next one

[@margotrosendorn6371]

I'd suggest trawling through Tumblr. There's a LOT of good Emet-Selch shitposts

[@shiraloli]

based. plus no games on tomestone is just tragic

[@LadyKross]

How are you getting an AI to do these voices?? They sound authentic!

[@th0rne_999]

ElevenLabs! It's honestly scary how good it is.

[@nightvision999]

@@th0rne_999 You should get it to read that line in a Morgana voice

[@karolinks5718]

thank you for this - really enjoying it rn. Perfect use of AI Voice is memes

[@TheDaxter11]

This needs to be a trilogy. Then a Saga. Then an MCU-length thing.

[@Nehfarius]

"The rest of you are FIRED! How did you fail at showing the Warrior of Light our side of things for YEARS?! I showed up and told them ONE thing, and HALF of them became enthralled with me immediately! I could read them a damn book about the economy of Norvrandt, and they would be a CAPTIVE AUDIENCE!" -Emet-Selch, putting the Lahabrea Gang in their place

[@emigohome]

This is the only valid use of AI voice acting

[@cyan_wings5420]

"I have a familiar?" 😂

[@wolf10122]

That based one sounds so much like something out Stanley parable 🤣

[@dhoward720]

watching these while I was supposed to be quiet was an unforeseen challenge that my wife's zoom meeting is not thrilled about

[@adjwindu70]

1:26 dang Emet! You went after them with BOTH barrels!

[@michaelhoffmann2891]

"your aether smells"? Excuse me, I polished and wiped my crystal only this morning!

[@razorka1293]

Based

[@scarfy6035]

I love these so much they're the only thing stopping me fro superboliding based.

[@HaddaClu]

I'm still waiting for that bedtime story reading of Norvrandt's economy Emet!! CHOP CHOP!!!

[@LyenWorks]

Everything hurts...I think I'm gonna die from laughing oh God 🤣

[@Thatoneassclown]

Based.

[@Just_an_Ace_on_the_Moon]

0:18 well done to whoever made that fanart. Also 0:56 is both hilarious and kinda accurate

[@kg8-ins524]

YESSSSS, MORE EMET FUNSIES!! SO RELATEABLE!!!

[@sdobitoo]

0:55 true

[@jonathandrvol5241]

I literally told friends I'd read audiobooks if he read them

[@SagittariusAyy]

Whoever put together this AI must be a legitimate fan, because how the hell is it so good (The only other explanation I can think of is that Emet’s way of speaking is just that easy for AI to replicate)

[@Josefuumii]

I trained the model on like 20 minutes worth of raw voicelines from Shadowbringers, the way of speaking is just me doing an Emet Selch impression into a microphone

[@fawkespryde9183]

Hythlodaeus' voice is spot on too

[@thomas00129]

fuuuck i just found these they are so god damn hillarious and would love to see more

[@twilightgryphon]

So.... here's what I'm thinking: There's a "children's" bedtime story titled "Go the Fuck to Sleep" and it's read by Samuel L. Jackson. If you've not heard it, it's all over KZbin. Go give it a listen, it's amazing. We need to modify the text to create an Eorzean version, and then get A.I. Emet-Selch to read it. It would be amazing.

[@WithASideOfTibbs]

The way this showed up on my front page and I gasped audibly.

[@wangshu7]

It’s so good I’m mindlessly hitting that like button on everything I saw including the comments

[@xripclaw]

i want that so bad as voice for my navigation device

[@eritulizx]

Royally based.

[@cake9812]

Giga based.

[@KawaiiNeko333]

Keep these up and Rene Zagger (Emet's VA) will read these in character)

[@Arienne]

this model is pretty darn good! sounds like eleven

[@Josefuumii]

it is eleven, i just ripped like, every voice line he has from the game and threw it in, maxed all 25 samples with 5-10 minute audio clips

[@venjamin4907]

I see that Teen Wolf reference. I love it.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

I CRAVE MOAR NEVAR ENUFF EMET POSTING

[@imaginatious4730]

I love this. I need more.

[@xXTheSlayerGurlxX]

I need more of these honestly

[@HarleyJGames]

BASED

[@phentron463]

based

[@lanceknightmare]

Emet Selch has the trolls of the Internet just plain mind read. He just used telepathy on one of them then started telling us what he found.

[@JJA8020]

The longer this goes on the more he sounds like Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged

[@requ1emYBA]

goated with the bonus ghiaccio jojo quote.

[@karasua.1249]

Based,

[@o0Cheator0o]

"I have a familiar ? - HUUUUUUUUUH???????" My favorite Emet Posting

[@KawaiiNeko333]

0:35 I just realized Azem got the low poly grapes.

[@innoillust]

""Plus you don't have games in your tomestone" I'm dead

[@bunnylatte1272]

I love this so much! 🤣🤣

[@EmoEmu]

His moral code is bros before hos.

[@OmegaEnvych]

I'm screaming like a fuckin' seagull and I cannot stop

[@AC3handle]

Emet Selch. Totally based.

[@karotconcarne3325]

1:25 Based

[@Kozmokast]

If I remember right with pandaemonium it seems like Azem knew at least something about the WoL fucking about, so any conversation with Emet on that topic would have been hilarious if he retained any memory of it.

[@kat_cobain]

I FELT THAT BASED RANT 😭😭

[@Fordicus]

Holy based

[@MeThorvald]

Have no idea what kind of sorcery is this, but I really like this 🥰 Anyway - how about a "Missile know where it is..." meme ? :3

[@user-xl5zg1kc6y]

''You don't got any games on your tomestone'' 😭

[@Bourotte25]

"Your aether smells" holy fuck that sent me

[@markup6394]

I... I really hope those are the real VAs... or at least really good doubles ^^°

[@totalrko]

nope it's AI. Cope. Seethe. Dilate.

[@markup6394]

@@totalrko I know... I know... It was too good to be true...

[@mxlanthios]

i have SEVERAL images that i need voiced by emet rn

[@BennyIncorporated]

1:57 BASED

[@weestwind]

Id like to see more shit posts from other ffxiv npcs as well, but yes more emet :)

[@Josefuumii]

i've been tempted to go through and just record all the scions voice lines. i tried zenos and fandaniel but zenos' voice is just too raspy and low that the ai can't replicate it and fandaniel is just... american for some reason

[@WithASideOfTibbs]

@@Josefuumii Can confirm that G'raha works well, my friend was memeing him the other day. Fantastic hearing "Quirked-up Warrior of Light" and "Goated with the sauce" from him.

[@arachineatzeer7478]

0:34 Everyone's Azem before coming up with turbo BS be like:

[@optimaltt6070]

Any point after 3:00 WoL: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!....WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@Odisher7]

I don't know who this is but i finally have a motivation to complete the MSQ

[@sugarsuites]

Damn this series is pretty based

[@HellaGust]

Is that some fuckin' Achewood in my FFXIV memes? I am here for it. I guess Emet kind of *is* Roast Beef. Unless Hermes is Beef. But I guess Hermes could also be Pat. Because he sucks.

[@tehpeej]

The dude voicing this sounds a bit like Richard Ayoade aha

[@AINETH]

Part 3 when?

[@azurythekitty287]

based.

[@renakira4904]

MORE!

[@ciboria1]

More please

[@almightyxenon]

Based 🗿

[@MrThedecp]

I mean to be far on my language we slso sound the S in Paris

[@akumamakima2280]

I wonder if the person who wrote that bit at the end is fine with calling Nihon/Nippon Japan lol

[@sovietderp7533]

Anyone know the source for 1:18? i wanna see more of the artists work

[@koshilowell9531]

arkwright_risu

[@Red-dg3fe]

1:21 don't mind me, just need this for meme purposes