FFXIV Slander (Scion edition)

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[@zrust451]

Upon talking to Urianger, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.

[@kaylawoodbury2308]

At least he's pretty to look at

[@geocelta1961]

@@kaylawoodbury2308 yes...now if only you could date npcs like in mass effect lol

[@heramaaroricon4738]

@@geocelta1961 I wouldn't date a single one of them and I played the game. *Unless there is a Viera!*

[@geocelta1961]

@@heramaaroricon4738 oh. I play the game, too, and I like urianger lol. Virtual crush.

[@PatCatzz]

Thine own face when, me, one of thy rare few whom'st understands thy friend's speeches and appreciateth thine's stories, viewed on as others called early modern English "Old English" as well be unable to comprehend mine companion's manners of speech.

[@wazzupz2244]

WoL: *Nods.* G’raha: THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT!!!!

[@TheDaxter11]

THE *_GOOOOOOOOAT!!!_*

[@SkandiTV]

"The Warrior of Light fucking off for months at a time to do some side quests while the world is on the brink of collapse, again"

[@richardwicker8456]

1:01 Estinien going to the market is every merchant's dream and Tataru's worst nightmare

[@zaelheimricht4978]

The Warrior of Light expressing his opinion: *Nods*

[@skyblue6092]

*knuckle crack

[@DanateDMC]

Warrior of Light has three moods: Nods Shocked Killing

[@skyblue6092]

@@DanateDMC +explaining plot dump

[@Maymei99]

Nod through linkpearl.

[@debleb166]

@@Maymei99 They can hear the creak of his powerful neck muscles through the linkshell, clearly

[@LtKrau]

Minfilia getting kidnapped for the 1200th time this week (travelling to another world included)

[@ASplashOfCol0urs]

Graha Tia using a levitation spell to get to the higher levels of the bookshelf (he’s short)

[@Nehfarius]

Don't be fooled. Dadcred might look like he's about to just give up, but deep inside, he knows he wouldn't trade his lot in life for the world.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Yeah thats the poison of fatherhood It kills you but its a death you'd rather experience slowly

[@TheBlueReverb]

I kinda like how long Urianger's clip lingered for. it's fitting-

[@Nehfarius]

It doth seem as if Urianger enjoyeth the sound of his own voice.

[@TheBlueReverb]

@@Nehfarius It truly doth give me the feeling that Urianger finds delight in the comforting serenade of his own voice.

[@ApexGale]

forgot the most important one: the warrior of light's back snapping in half from how hard they have carried two different worlds

[@PKFl4sh]

Hey, don't make fun of Krile! That tea looks really hot, she could scald herself pretty bad!

[@Nehfarius]

Fortunately, it seems Krile's ready to take on things more formidable then scalding tea come Endwalker. :)

[@christophergood134]

The Dadcred scene was awesome... even if Gaia and Ryne were Lala's lol

[@DonPedro921]

Agree. Just adorable

[@elgatochurro]

BECAUSE*

[@layerex3957]

This is proof that G'raha Tia is perfect in every way and does not deserve slander

[@FiendishName]

G'raha Tia is a good boy and if you slander him the whole FF14 community will come after you. Take note.

[@Trelior]

@@FiendishName I ran Expert roulette once and got a dude named G'raha Tiaa. Ran it again the next day and got a dude named G'raha's Tia's (with a punny title applied) and another dude that *looked* like him. If I had a nickel for each time it's happened, I wouldn't have many nickels, but it's strange that it keeps happening.

[@zoruasnivy]

@@Trelior Do you live on Materia by chance? There is the G'raha cult

[@Trelior]

@@zoruasnivy Nope. Brynhildr

[@Nero_Coniglio]

@@Trelior there's a g'raha fc on balmung I think?

[@adamraserovaquera]

When I played ShB I heard Tranchred or Alisair say something about Urianger: That he could say in 10 words what others could express on 1, sooo true that was

[@verdantmischief7092]

This was funny but also I think Thancred only hit on women during a realm reborn (tries it again on last time on Hilda in HW and fails miserably lol)

[@Nehfarius]

At least, that we can see. For all we know, he still does it when he's off on his own. :p

[@mark0183]

What? I never seen him trying with hilda and I was fully expecting that

[@chileshems88]

@@mark0183 He's hitting on one during the party in Ul'Dah. And Krile makes a pass at him in HW.

[@thechairman1317]

Not even a Lyse honorable mention

[@Ranixo286]

I imagine it being like "Lyse doing something useful" and her walking away from the scions. Disclaimer that I love Lyse xD

[@shooby9496]

Who?

[@Awful.Productions]

Urianger has such a wonderful vocabulary, I always feel smarter after his dialogues.

[@andersasblom6452]

I feel less smarter after attempting (and inevitably failing) to emulate his vocabulary.

[@Wolvenworks]

Verily!

[@BoogieSquared]

Listening to him is like listening to a Shakespearean soliloquy

[@moonfiend9259]

Urianger: "Why I doth heard one joke. Ahem..There indeedest be a mollusk, seeth? And he doth take a jaunty stroll up to a sea... Well, he doth not stroll, he swimeth up.. Well, he doth not even moveth. He doth stayeth in one lodging. And the sea cucumber, well, they...Prithee excuse me, I madeth a misprision. There doth was a sea cucumber and a mollusk. None needs be strolling. So forget yond. There doth be a mollusk and he swimeth up to a sea cucumber. Normally they talketh not, ye sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone doth talks. Just then the sea cucumber looketh to the mollusk and sayeth, "With fronds liketh these, who doth needst anemones?!" (It's pitch black night out and everyone went home.) Urianger: 😔

[@WishMakerDX]

Finding nemo lol

[@waywardwriterryu7185]

that mission is clearly too dangerous for Krile, that tea is clearly piping hot she could burn her mouth on it

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Dude dacred feels exactly like that and nice work with the lala gaia and ryne it made everything work so well

[@DarkDranzer88]

The Warrior of Light: See? That guy over there doesn't think I'm having a mental breakdown right now! Thancred: Uhh... Estinien: Th-that's a corpse

[@cameronwilsey9334]

Took me a bit to realize who you meant

[@kingsoldier3475]

The Dark Knight Quest line in a nutshell

[@boringcactus]

ok but like. we literally had to rescue krile from evil glasses dude in stormblood because she was being experimented on

[@ailoriarayne5086]

And don't forget Eureka

[@Keira_Blackstone]

yeah that rest are great, but Krile's is straight up inaccurate.

[@AdrianRodriguez-zs1lo]

Liked most of them tbh. Got caught off guard by the alphinaud one too

[@redbard4300]

I was surprised when I first heard Urianger speak, because I recognized his voice actor it's Fenris from Dragon age 2,he voices an elf who honestly looks alot like Urianger.

[@Letham316]

I recognised him as the Blood Elf leader in WoW, he pretty much uses the same voice here. The new voice in HW onwards is fine, but I still miss the old one.

[@RuneKatashima]

First? Urianger's voice actor changes from 2.0 to HW(3.0)

[@alexmetaverse]

I could listen to urianger speak for hours on end

[@LightMageMike]

Came expecting humor. Found a real bop of a song.

[@wazzupz2244]

They should have one for the WoL and his 14th time using Fantasia.

[@anatoliasmercenary.]

I love how Ardbert’s the one Urianger chooses to unload a whole novel’s worth of dialogue on.

[@OcioCamaraMx]

Dam Thancred has such regret on his eyes...

[@DevilSeiji]

dadcred best dad. Urianger also best uncle, books best gifts

[@MarakamiSG]

Feedback: imo I think the clips should either be sped up or shortened. Some of it lingers a bit too long.

[@DojYaaan]

I'll keep that in mind for the next one, thanks!

[@kk-995]

I think its fine for a youtube video, but yea a spedup cut for twitter and tiktok would be funny

[@nora_adora]

@@DojYaaan I think that maybe keeping longer for Urianger only and the rest of them being shorter would have C-c-c-ombo breaker the comedt effect but I loved the video nonetheless

[@oszaszi]

Now that I think about Thancred before 5,0 wasnt that just Lahabread finally enjoying that he is handsome? o.o

[@DracoMetorHD]

The Krile slander is too real lmaooo

[@kat_cobain]

G'raha trying not to fanboy over the WoL over every little thing (impossible)

[@fluffyboye5594]

Great content friendo, laughted tons ~~. Cant wait to see more of your stuff :3

[@DojYaaan]

Thank you! Will try to make more as long as I'm not lazy xD

[@markup6394]

Thancred's terrified face in the end - glorious XD

[@andyoats]

If Urianger were to tell the story of Nate The Snake, I wonder how many *weeks* it would take before he finished?

[@Letham316]

Tataru: Alphinaud paid HOW MUCH for a sword?! 😤

[@boneheaded8919]

I honestly want Krile to be a party member.

[@bakacdaz]

She never been yet?

[@boneheaded8919]

@@bakacdaz Nope.

[@layerex3957]

They even gave her a weapon in some cutscenes.

[@scaldcrowe]

they did say that she was going to become a more prominent character, so that's probably coming in some form later

[@SeiaiAnkoku]

While she's not necessarily in your party, I believe you do see her on the battlefield in some of the Warring Triad solo-only story battles. I don't remember specifically, but I think she also does some fighting or support in Stormblood MSQ solo duties, and potentially in Eureka.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Love The Tataru One!

[@riolusx2926]

Papylmo doing nothing and dying in the first expansion.

[@smaller_cathedrals]

I felt nothing when he died. Removing him from the cast and storyline was a brilliant idea by the writers.

[@bearandthebull2372]

Lyse not being in the video because nobody remembers she exists

[@Korynith]

Because she resigned. She's a former Scion, not an active member. From the final quest in 4.0: "In Rhalgr's Reach, before your gathered comrades, Lyse declares her intention to formally leave the Scions of the Seventh Dawn. The work to rebuild Ala Mhigo has only just begun, and she believes she cannot serve her homeland and the order both. Yet even if this marks the end of her tenure, you are still comrades, now and ever after─and Y'shtola is not about to let her forget it. Overcome with emotion, Lyse's eyes begin to water, and you come together to embrace as Scions one final time"

[@Nehfarius]

Lyse is busy working a respectable job. Namely, ensuring the next King Theodoric wannabe's reign is extremely brief.

[@Lancefh_ENV]

She needed a new... Lyse on life.

[@RJ.the.artist]

In the words of misshapen chair, “Lyse is irrelevant.”

[@Kadzhi]

estinien's smile lmao 😭

[@githreepi5811]

Banger

[@FuryXDMGS]

Urianger gathering the strength to tell the WoL that they gotta fight Ifrit for the 18516th time

[@Kumiko026]

I died at Estinien

[@bakacdaz]

Uri part is the best lol

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

As someone just playing through Shadowbringers right now I felt like the Eighth Umbral Calamity was caused by Urianger talking at the WoL until they had died.

[@Jeezes718]

Plot twist: dadcred isnt depressed, hes daring you to try and touch one of his cinnamon rolls!!!

[@azalean9836]

Dadcred with the loafers and socks

[@randodox8375]

Dadcred strike again

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

Are you planning on doing one about the Eorzean Alliance leaders?

[@DojYaaan]

I did have plans for antagonists, and friendly ally characters at some point, but an Eorzean Alliance leaders specifically is an idea I'd like to explore!

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

@@DojYaaan I'd love to see some slander involving Ser Aymeric, like being obsessed with the WoL.

[@Nogu3]

Perhaps they are all a little strange in their own ways, but I will still gladly travel to the ends of the universe for them. Just hope they don't fucking die this time.

[@darksorceressharuko]

Poor Thancred. Forced to be a dad without any of the fun of making the kids.

[@skittslol1407]

I do not know this game, but this is entertaining regardless

[@Hawwwlucha]

the eyebags on dadcred...

[@williek08472]

1:20 This aged like milk

[@FrostMaster9]

Which area is Dadcred in? I don’t quite recognize it, Lavender Beds?

[@DojYaaan]

Correct! It's the little shop area

[@Tinandel]

Oh god, lala Ryne and lala Gaia are adorable. Please tell me a few dungeons / raids were run like that.

[@nuclearsynapse5319]

I will not stand for this Krile slander. She ventured into that most gods-forsaken zone... Eureka

[@BenSmith_144]

The biggest slander, that minfillia wasnt in it

[@plumdowner1941]

The warrior of light during the final battle: *tilts head to the side and raises a hand*

[@JenDeyan]

Can't say that about Krile anymore.

[@yne494]

Does anyone know this song ;_;

[@DojYaaan]

Romance Sengen ^^

[@gaydrienagreste]

thats not even yshtola slander its just a fact

[@Lorendrawn]

You can level to 90 in the time it takes Urianger to finish a story.

[@pocketdirt338]

Pffffttt poor Ardbert.

[@chronostormproductions1788]

I see that Emet Selch made this video. It's funny, but has the viciousness of someone having to witness this all in action.

[@justdecaffeinated]

is y'shtola's really slander at this point? 😂

[@Schumilex5]

Krile did go to eureka u casual shes not always taking the safe quests.

[@erdtroll7010]

Krile applying doom on her foes by depicting them as the Soy Wojak

[@kk-995]

🤣🤣

[@gumbo3324]

is your name ment to be a joke about jojo?

[@user-fi5cb9dt6k]

Haha yes absolutely (i don't play ffIV)

[@123hattan]

Alisae when she becomes interesting: many nights pass

[@Keira_Blackstone]

? Alisae has been interesting since ARR. IDK where you've been.

[@123hattan]

@@Keira_Blackstone I have been there ever since ARR

[@kyanem4211]

@@Keira_Blackstone she was there for like 5 minutes and disappeared until post heavensward for like no reason

[@dirtyharry0191]

G'raha Tia being the most useless addition to the Scions (he should have stayed dead in SHB)

[@morganblackpowder1724]

Everyone's using Add-ons in videos now, is it finally legal in game?

[@bakacdaz]

Nope but as long is it not disturbed other players dev has no reason to act.

[@yahhah3027]

unpopular opinion but Yshtola's "burns" aren't smart or witty on any level. People for some reason lost their shit over her saying "little sun" to Magnai like calling someone "kid" is some massive burn.

[@brreakfastYT]

lol Estinien isn't a scion