EMIL doesn't know he's being offensive

[@mimithechat]

"It's gotten to a point where I talk to people, and they say, hey, are you just a regular guy?" incredible.

[@TheHadMatters]

*ahregoolahgai"

[@felixfanfan]

i once hooked up with a colombian guy that sounded like this needless to say, it was crunchy

[@jasperquartz4612]

Challenge: Do one body-crunch for every like u get

[@Fstop313]

speechless

[@StuffLikeJuda]

you've got me in tears

[@OvSpP]

You chewed him 😖🤯? I mean, if your into that (seems like it would hurt)

[@hotdogseven9589]

@@OvSpP nomnom*crunchcrunch*

[@Nofacejeong]

i love how his accent gets thicker with every passing second

[@bradylpetersen]

Also it’s better that no human being from anywhere in the world sounds like this.

[@TwiCaCaX]

yes thats the plot

[@piercarlotalenti4044]

The actress’ deadpan face is genius.

[@JosiahMcCarthy]

It's really more crucial than people realize for this sketch to work

[@Poniella81]

I was like ‘how is she doing this?!’ And then she broke heheh She is amazing 🙌

[@GaiaCarney]

Pier Carlo Talenti - I know, right?? 😆 Stephanie Koenig’s comic timing & deadpan expressions ! I love her the ‘Workout Video’ - GOAT

[@sarahc357]

I would have to learn how to astral project to get through an emil sketch without breaking.

[@Octodactylpus]

The character is a good friend too haha

[@quartsuniverse8395]

“Das crunchy”

[@bischwester8619]

And not a single reply until now

[@imtrex521]

lol my KZbin wants to translate for me. Das Crunchy is German apparently.

[@Bobaily]

Lol google translate is funny as fuck here

[@mv5984]

I want to take vocabulary classes from Emil so bad.

[@hummingbirdcity]

Vocockulary asses.

[@MyoticTesseract]

the what?

[@jedrashidul6952]

So that's what it is😂😂😂😂😂

[@bodyofhope]

@@MyoticTesseract Bocabilary

[@themaggattack]

Mbocabalary

[@marksalvatore529]

can we have the bloopers for this video. no idea how you both kept it together.

[@Ttoby89]

Just to bounce this super on-point comment right back up...

[@sugar_venom]

It’s cause they’re professionals :)

[@angrygreek1985]

@@sugar_venom Even professionals can't keep it together sometimes.

[@angrygreek1985]

I would love to see bloopers too. The SNL breaking character videos are some of the funniest shit ever, like in the Californians.

[@wordzmyth]

Stephanie is just holding on to a straight face by her fingernails. BJA I'd this gorgeous pixie giving us one of the origin characters of the BJA universe. Long may we live there.

[@christoferskurka4496]

can we all just collectively agree that BJA is extremely attractive

[@jeremyedombingo]

S O U R C E

[@arccv]

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE NUDES OF HIM, WHAT THE HELL B A E

[@JohnDoe-ds3yg]

Naruhoe His body is gorgeous

[@sealofapproval5598]

"Theres jus a thic white fuck"

[@AlexRiversMusic]

Christofer Skurka LINK

[@obinnauzoukwu1198]

I don't understand how your not famous

[@BrianJordanAlvarez]

Obinna Uzoukwu it's coming it's COMMMIIINNNGGG!!! thank you for saying so it makes me happy

[@abhishekwolf]

+Obinna Uzoukwu he is now I guess... he is in Jane the virgin !!...

[@MrTurtleMusic]

Wait I watched Jane The Virgin!!! Who is he

[@Shoshiko]

He played the one of the writing students in Jane's class.

[@Taric25]

Obinna Uzoukwu, I don't understand how you think "your" is a substitute for "you're".

[@5secondfilms]

EMIL

[@shamblum]

emil

[@_y2k]

@@shamblum emil

[@happyjollyranchers]

This video has impacted me more than any video I have ever encountered.

[@JosiahMcCarthy]

I think about this video most days

[@ArtyMars]

Just popping in 3 years later, yep same, have quoted a line from this every day since 2017 hahaha

[@dianthaf]

You actually sound exactly like Cynthia Lee Fontaine in this

[@SusPitch]

Freddie Parker OMG YES THAT'S WHO I WAS THINKING OF I WAS LIKE WHO HAVE I HEARD THAT ACTUALLY SPEAKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT

[@abderraoufselmani]

Freddie Parker yaass the first thing I thought listening to him

[@MitchellWiggs]

cucuuu

[@KingRevingtonRebel]

OMFG THIS IS SO SPOT ON 😂😭💆🏻‍♂️

[@coreyo6256]

i’m laughing

[@robertperez210]

Are you just a regulah guy or sunting like dat? I say yes I just a regulah guy

[@unnunn12]

I love your style of humour. It's so fresh and enjoyable to watch.

[@sparkjoy]

The expressions, serial killer smiles, and everything is making me laugh cry through this whole clip.

[@St-qp2we]

0:50 "Like, EMIL! Dis isna healty, tohabinaholjaopenabudda."

[@suburbanweekend]

I like how he specifically picks Columbus, Ohio.

[@Tguchi26]

As one of its residents, I especially liked it😂😂😂

[@nickwallace8232]

Used to live there

[@dridri3000]

This should be a language test for non-native English speakers

[@Maxeh0660]

IT ACTUALLY WAS FOR ME LMAO.. at first i did not understand anything. Saw it a few times and then the comments... now I'm laughing so hard lmaoo

[@jeandy4495]

It was for me haha. I got most of the jokes but may have missed some...

[@ayumizaliyana9832]

I hope not🥲

[@federicocaldas227]

I'm Colombian and this is exactly how we talk 🤣

[@cristian-bull]

Ending the video with Joe Arroyo salsa was a nice touch.

[@9206201]

Is it??? Me suena más alemán, para nada colombiano jaja

[@xel-lotath]

The captions when Emil says “mAmA” 😂

[@joethebear1990]

I keep walking around my house saying "Ing going teach a mocabulary karen"

[@muppetallica]

The captions actually say, "teach thing in tea time we're coming Larry" 😂

[@elleseller3348]

Wait.😅 Is he trying to say vocabulary?

[@atrijitdas1704]

1:54 "the importance of being anus" That reaction shot. That edit. That supreme cut. That was it. That has been the death of me. Hope you will join me here in heaven soon.

[@suzana_grau]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Emil's good & supportive friend!

[@laineys509]

I like how it progressively gets worse 😂

[@MMDAMV]

2:40 when you're trying to use Tumblr in the daytime but you follow a lot of porn blogs

[@iblame_nargles]

2:11

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

I'm wheezing

[@evie5375]

God I wish this were still true

[@Liusila]

It’s beautiful.

[@cesarlazos8730]

now this happens with twitter

[@jhubeJELLO]

"hola mis amores do u wanna see my cucu??"

[@kkibela]

Miz armoires

[@BenSwagnerd]

"Emil I am not old enough for THAT" I love your delivery

[@IanForsythWestCoast]

These two are so natural that you don’t realize the talent and craft you’re witnessing. As well as being beautiful people, they are both so interesting to watch, not always one and the same. I love all of BJA’s. So much funny, so much heart.

[@2far4us]

Stehpanie was fucking amazing in this! Her pauses and eye blinks was so good! Both of yall have just amazing delivery!

[@alexpennington6195]

an actual comedic genius.

[@jonathansumampong5372]

Her face, her reaction is freaking everything

[@rayczintos7358]

I cannot tell if her name is Karen or Carol and its driving me mad

[@verslaflamme666]

Karen

[@leiram8833]

Karol

[@lucascavalcantibotelho6791]

Carrot

[@muppetallica]

@@othman3049 Yanny

[@threemanband]

2:50 here it sounds like carol???

[@palo0.o]

*mAmA*

[@3303jeri]

"MAMA! How you gonna make retarted friends if you don move to a retarted community?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠

[@evilcomputer]

You need to be writing/acting for a sitcom. Seriously your talents are so undervalued. You are the funniest skit/sketch comedy channel that I've found on KZbin so far. Keep up the good work, Brian.

[@leahtv7778]

"Are you just a regular guy?"

[@cvzboii]

EMIL when are you coming back? It's like you've disappeared. Please come back. J'ADORE. This is so hilaaaarrrreeee and brillssssssss. J'ADORE. Cannot wait for more Emil. Thank you Brian. 💙

[@stleonia]

he's back!

[@penis2020_]

man i love cynthia lee fontaine

[@n.t.7346]

guacamolly i was LITERALLY just thinking this

[@stithydromeXX]

She carries this with perfection

[@grapejuice3988]

You know when something’s just so funny you almost can’t believe it. This is it

[@deannacousin2339]

And almost can't breathe from laughing so hard

[@Laurawhiteart]

Jesus Christ, I still can’t stop watching this. It’s my favourite video on the internet 😂

[@mariahvankleef9451]

I have been severely depressed and haven't laughed this hard in a while since finding your channel >< thank you so much

[@Bobzt2]

I swear I've met someone exactly like this. It was 100% as weird as this conversation.

[@reeset2198]

I’ve watched this so many times already! I can’t stop!!! It’s too funny!

[@deborahdobbie]

I can’t stop coming back here to watch this over the years. A few times a month. Lol it’s burned in my brain 😂 Brian is one of the funniest ppl of all time

[@spoinkelle]

Haha my mom says retired the same way! And when we're on the road, she tends to point out the "slow fucks" (slow pokes) when we get caught behind them. Filipino here.

[@ameliasmith4292]

The dialect, the tone, the speech...It is too accurate

[@copiebb]

I am so glad this video popped up on my recommended videos over 10 years ago!! My husband and I quote so many lines from this weekly!!

[@tetrulz]

Omg what the Fuckkk lmao! That was hilarious.. One of the best on the Internet. Please do more Emil.

[@yenee94]

tetrulz jam f....og?

[@briancrimson2834]

D E M E N C H A

[@babylonhasfallen1329]

Very clever word play. When I was in high school I had a biology teacher with a very thick Spanish accent so when he would say the word beach, it sounded like b*tch. Of course, being stupid high school kids, we got a laugh out of this and people would purposely try to get him to say beach just for sh!ts and giggles. He finally caught on to the joke and after that whenever someone would try to get him to say beach, he’d reply by saying the seashore.

[@Gabe-z8o]

This is still one of my favorite skits EVER. of. All. Time. 😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

[@DrewKennedy1]

Omg- HOW did she keep a straight face during that sketch 😂😂😂😂😂❤️

[@dbc55]

This is just soooooo good, I crack up every single time I watch it! This, and the horoscope one are GOLD. Please never stop!!

[@quiteadept]

I still often quote "I'nmateachamacabularikaren" to my friend Karen and she doesn't know what it's from.

[@aussiejubes]

I've been telling people for 8 years that "I'm just a regular guy" even though I'm a woman, & absolutely nobody acknowledges I've said it. They just look put off & move on 😂

[@Manas-co8wl]

You cannot see through the fuck - Emil, 2022

[@MimiMadness94]

major cynthia lee fontaine vibes

[@northhallbabe13]

hands down this is one of my favorite videos ive ever seen.

[@oliviathemoon]

WHY ARE U AND ALL UR FRIENDS SO TALENTED

[@JohnSmith-py7gb]

im pissed this only has 9,438 views. i watch this video all the time. its crazy funny! lmao

[@eugenestein8530]

this comment aged both like wine and like milk

[@robinsons2010]

Honestly you are my favourite comedian, I love your dry humour!

[@ancali]

This showed up in my recommended on Jan 11 2021. I feel I have been robbed of a lot by not having known about this gem sooner Anywhooo, thanks mister algorithm!

[@DaiKozui]

The captions are hilarious. Lol

[@kristinagoetz9805]

I literally showed this to my parents and my grandparents and they all cried laughing, it's amazing

[@KatieSierra]

You are so talented and funny! I love it!

[@BrianJordanAlvarez]

Katie Sierra you are!

[@paulpark9959]

This amazing guy got a role in Will and Grace!! Great job! You are fabulous

[@stevenschreiber6487]

I miss you and Stephanie doing your skits. Such chemistry

[@tranyce11]

I am in absolute tears - literally the funnies thing I've seen in ages. I need to see a blooper reel for this haha.

[@starchild199x]

I pass a Montessori every so often and this video immediately pops into my head

[@melherron1]

I can’t get enough of this channel! I found my happy place!

[@searows-music]

E: Heeeeeeey K: I missed you! Hello welcome back from your vacation!! E: its so good to see you. K: oh my gosh how was your trip? E: weeell, you know, ih wassa greah summa beacos I finally went to a school where I got rid of my columbian accen. K: yeah no I can tell its-its better… english, for sure. E: Kearehn, iss atta poin now where I tsalk to people… an dey say to me ‘hey! ah you jus a regala guy?’ Or sometin like dat,. I say ‘yeas im a regalar guy’ dey say ‘ becus you soun like a guy fron Columbus Ohio’ or sometin. Ha. I say to dem ‘No! You are wrong, I an from Columbiasaldamarica.’ K: mmhmm. Hows your diet? E: I would go to the gym, a lot, durin my summa, and I would geh home from da gym, Karahn, and sometime I would jus go to tiAOW… on a whole jar a peanut butta. Hnffhauh! And its like ‘Emil! Dis is not healty, to habben a whole jar a peanut butta.’ You know, is bettah, to jus have some penis. Just pop 5 or 6 penis in ya mout, das crunchie. K: yeah I love peanuts. So hows your mom? E: weal my mudda is okay bud you know, she finally uh stop workin, so now she is retarded, and I say ‘mama,’ you know ‘tine to move you to a retarded community.’ But she doesn’t wan to, she says ‘Emil, I an not old enough for dat!’ I sayuh ‘MaMa! How y’gonna make any retarded friends if you doan move to a retarded community?’ K: ugh, I hear that, I had the same problem with my mom. And hows her mind? Is it still…? E: she is esspiriencing… demenchja, Karehn. Is berry tragik. Beacas, I, sonetine, I in tellah sometin. I say ‘heey mama,’ you know I tell er sometin, ten minute latah: she faggot. She faggots everyting karahn. K: like what specifically does she forget? E: Well for esample, dee odder day we wen to go see dis Oscar Wilde play, uhm, Dee empordance of bein anus, ahn I say to her ‘MaMa,’ you know ‘wha whas de play about’ she says ‘ I can remembah!’ She says ‘ you tell me what de play was about Emil!’ So I tell heh, you know, ‘it was a simble play mama it was about dee empordance…of bein…Anus.’ You know. Eberybody in lobe wid anus, eberybody kissin anus. So, you know, jus stup like daaat. K: its a really beautiful play. So did you- did you get to… go on any trips? Any excursions? E: I dih. I had a weeken where I get to gew awey, an I wen to San Prancisco, an, um is so beaudiful, if you go out to da ducks. uh you know da wArf. becuss, eberywer yuh luhg, ders dis a thick white fuck. K: ffFf…f…fug? Fog. E: an you can see troo it. K: Fog, yeah. E: You cannot see troo de fuck. K: its beautiful. Well are you excited for the school year to start at Montessori? E: I yam. K: whats your first class you’re gonna teach? E: inegonna teach immacummilarry Karehn. K: …The what?

[@myronmakesitrain]

Watching this video like 5 years after I initially watched it and it's still gold

[@ohwhatastud]

This is wayyyy too good!!

[@blamania93]

The Colombian Mrs. Malaprop, very funny. Thanks for the upload.

[@laughsoharditssilent]

this never gets old

[@PK4Senate]

Cannot stop watching this, we need more Emil!

[@BrianJordanAlvarez]

PK4Senate yesss!!!

[@darth_mich]

"I'm gonna teach the vocabulary Karen" got me dead

[@jeandy4495]

I didn’t get the joke there, can you explain please ?

[@zenithquasar9623]

@@jeandy4495 I mean, he has been fucking up words the whole video, and he is going to be teaching words to people. And doesn't even pronounce vocabulary properly.

[@passwordyeah729]

@@jeandy4495 It's because his accent is so thick and he mispronounced SO many words, so it's ironic and hilarious that HE is teaching vocabulary 💀💀💀

[@AlexGreif]

brian. my FAVORITE character i've seen of yours. MY GOODNESS!

[@KyleKittleson]

Why does this not have a million views. It's brilliant.

[@BrianJordanAlvarez]

Kyle Kittleson it will it wiiiiillll

[@brittsheff]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man this just brightened my whole entire day. BJA is the straight up KING of accents!!!

[@Commenter339]

"yeah, i love..peanuts" 😂😂😂

[@AlexandriaKirby]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Emil's good & supportive friend!. I'm Colombian and this is exactly how we talk .

[@LeeDawson]

This is goddamn glorious.

[@ohwhatworld5851]

I wish you would put a blooper reel out from all of your sketches. It would be hilarious to watch.

[@aellalee4767]

This is how you make pc jokes with slurs in them. Anything can be made into a joke, but it's the timing and the way you go about it. This is hilarious 😂

[@starchild199x]

It also helps that he's half Columbian and gay, so he can easily get away with some of these jokes no problem 😂 (retarded is a different story but it's lighthearted not offensive)

[@RachelleKates]

How is this not a series?!?! Bravo!

[@Maxeh0660]

This is THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN IN KZbin lmaooo... it was kind of weird when I saw it for the first time 'cause I'm not native english speaker lmaooo

[@VKeys97]

seriously???? this was almost 1 year ago , and i just found it. AMAZING. You're destined to slay the web.

[@RohlenFalwethYT]

It's like an Australian Cynthia Lee Fontaine, yaasss cucu!

[@jamesehoey]

You need to do more of this character... so funny

[@kshitijsingh5525]

Emil's expressions say that after talking to Stephanie, he'll be murdering some people. 😂

[@gretchenisasquirrel]

Each time, more funny. Even though I'm anticipating, laugh like it's the first time

[@kurbaga6041]

It's a really beautiful play. :~)

[@cicelysmith7371]

This is my favorite video of all time

[@willandersen9172]

Brian is so bloody funny but Stephanie convey so much with just the slightest facial expression… absolutely brilliant!

[@nathanaelholley7783]

classic comedy structure, modern elements and setting. THIS IS TALENT

[@リリィ-o8y]

as an english learner, this video reminds me of how kind my native speaker friends can be

[@manmadecakes5700]

Love, Love, Love this!! More EMIL! I watch this everyday, cause sometimes I forget!

[@garlic-os]

*WATCH.* *WITH.* *CAPTIONS.*

[@elzobair1188]

It's 2016! This deserves more views! Why haven't I subscribed to you before? You're so hilarious. I love you! I am now an official Brian Alvarez fan!