Eminem: Stuff to Never Rhyme (Full Video)

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[@liltaysucksfack318]

Holy fuck how did u did that

[@domseyboi]

First like

[@jnskage1497]

@@liltaysucksfack318 ikr how tf

[@soarmilo2703]

Emeninem safe 100 💯 my money in the safe

[@soarmilo2703]

Show love to daddy lantern

[@frostbd]

this video is about 10% eminem and 90% ceiling

[@DinFL]

Mike Frost Love your comment!

[@germa2k]

Fax

[@axelblaze3854]

if u can deal wid the stuff he is dealing.....you will that there's no problem in showing a little bit of ceiling

[@aquacrocwherry3321]

That's just how dad's record.

[@Orlando-go1tb]

5% Eminem 40% ceiling 55% black boarder

[@javonjonez3929]

And if your real names clarence, you cant live at home with both parents.

[@shiffterCL]

and Clarence parents have a real good marriage.

[@JakerMusic_]

And your parents cant have a really good marriage

[@n1kirby]

Javon Jonez this is the first time i have ever laughed out loud at a comment

[@brandonayong7656]

if you're gonna tell the little kiddy to go play It CANNOT feel like babysitting lil tay

[@FestiveParrot]

they can, if they have a bad marrige.. but if your names is clarence, you parents can not have a real good marrige

[@waltergaming9802]

"If you wanna be a pimp, you cannot be a simp"

[@darriansalters7015]

On mothers i thought that was what he was gonna say.

[@joshfuerstenberg3165]

If u wanna be a monster you cannot eat lobster that shit got me dying 😂

[@felixma9192]

You cannot rip shop in hip-hip to the tip-top while you’re clip-clopping in flip flops

[@masonridgewell8063]

My first thought😂😂😂😂

[@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE]

if you rizz, you then kiss, then you jizz

[@flxmme5635]

If you forget to call someone back You can’t give them an autograph on their startercap

[@Zeddrandom1]

Hahahahah hahahahah

[@a.l.zacharia2834]

😂😂😂

[@aymankh8843]

If you have a man bun , you can't name your self after a damn gun

[@bociphous2036]

Hey dumbass someone already made your comment up there 3 months ago

[@michaelnilio6746]

Hey bociphous, comments do tend to get lost in the comment section

[@paulwalker1617]

@@michaelnilio6746 hey man you don't have to be a stan

[@michaelnilio6746]

@@paulwalker1617 I'm not... I'm just saying that comments tend to get lost in the comment section. Idk how that makes me a stan

[@paulwalker1617]

@@michaelnilio6746 Uhmmmm I'm just rhyming words together DUDE 😂

[@ZenZooZoo]

If your palms ever sweaty, just stay the hell away from spaghetti.

[@prideofmanny2981]

Lovs it

[@draine.]

Underrated comment right here

[@maelys9785]

Mom’s**

[@trevorschuetz4990]

Bars

[@sophiemariah5083]

“-“I love this

[@joe.b944]

4:25 so you’re telling me I can’t be on a block with two glocks screaming fuck the world like Tupac?

[@tarfarian]

oooh dawg, thats too hot. if i was in your shoes I, woulda let out a loose fart

[@tafua_a]

Exactly. Also, if you're a demon, you cannot be screaming in a limousine like RATM.

[@slimshady4612]

Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mack telling your boys that I'm on crack

[@SouthSideBos74]

That's a good one.

[@ljavwa3459]

Well if no one finds out then you're actually in luck Because if no one at all knows then how can they give a fuck

[@Notevendani]

5:01 "If you're gonna be lyrical you better stay the fuck away from miracles" Had me laughing so hard I cried😂😂😂😂

[@chucke.cheese2212]

Dissed 99% of these KZbin rappers who look up to him. 😂

[@NoahDplayzz]

​@@chucke.cheese2212 bro I'm listening to this and I hear so many rap lyrics I've already heard

[@user-hp4bx3db4o]

​@@NoahDplayzzthat's show😂😂😂😂

[@killswitch8653]

You can't name-drop Em's daughter without getting slaughtered

[@seth-dc6mr]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@litreviews308]

This is underated

[@shiftyfiftyonefifty4511]

Good one 👍

[@johnnyrr2643]

This needs more attention

[@killswitch8653]

@zekromlive 22...im sorry what did you say?

[@_exkasier_9624]

This is literally us getting a glimpse of how Em thinks everyday

[@stiven355]

Facts

[@ethanevans1651]

Yeah lol

[@sherryfergison220]

I love it, I'd give my last breath to sit in a room with him.

[@unstableandrew461]

lmao

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

It’s an illness lol

[@stevencolt777]

The way they go deep into the details makes me laugh my ass off, man. Eminem has to be one of the most down to earth celebs out there.

[@user-qp5ik1ke9x]

HE DID CALLED B0B LEGEND (0R S0METHING)

[@cruzhernandez2833]

For real. 😂 I defiantly needed that rn. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@RedLineRaps]

Eminem: "you can't rhyme backpack with knapsack" Also Eminem: "A backpack full of Paxil, a black satchel, a knapsack and a flask full of Gnac and Jack Daniels" *I thought it'd be obvious this is a joke but the replies tell me otherwise, whoops*

[@tml_sledge2661]

To be fair, at first he said u cant have a backpack in the first verse, and a knapsack in the third verse and those were in the same rhyme scheme lmao

[@victorgodwin4458]

And he's saying, from now on. They've been rhymed too many times. If you've used it before, don't use anymore.

[@d-swagg9683]

Anyone who's rhymed before knows the game and sees this whimsy as sublime and fore, forget the told. So who's to blame? I can just blindly talk about putrid spray. But mind should be awful. And you too tame.

[@yungpm]

@@victorgodwin4458 >RHYMED too many TIMES

[@datguy8468]

@@d-swagg9683 balls... in yo jaws 😎

[@drewuchiha4929]

If Rihanna hits you on a text, YOU CANT leave hickeys on her neck.

[@noodlesxxii]

If you diss me, I CANNOT be perplexed. Better yet, if you insult me on a line, DO NOT compliment me on the next

[@chaoticneutral4729]

If you’re gonna write an autograph, it better not be on a starter cap

[@Forever-ry1nr]

And if you hit Rhianna's face, best not to leave a trace

[@dakotamartin2705]

@@Forever-ry1nr oof and there's the line😂🤣😂

[@kanishk_5913]

@@Forever-ry1nr tell that to Chris brown

[@justspider-manwithapistol145]

I love how he's holding the phone like every dad calling their daughter or son.

[@jrkin]

More like grandparents lol

[@infernus2438]

BRO STOP FOLLOWING ME

[@sheharyarkhan1531]

@@infernus2438 or r u following him?

[@infernus2438]

@@sheharyarkhan1531 No bruh he prolly got the same fucking interests I have sheeeshh

[@sheharyarkhan1531]

@@infernus2438 I guess, he's actually known for being everywhere on the internet. Probably the most popular commenter ever.

[@bogartwilley]

Eminem raps so strong he casually raps about the Emergency Room & it's still harder core than 99.99% of the rap artists these days

[@davidmcculloughcash]

Losing rhymes times cant do this I'd challenge chaptcha

[@rundamic3373]

No it isn’t lol

[@bogartwilley]

@@rundamic3373 This comment was from over a year ago, but you could always link something you think is better...

[@rundamic3373]

@@bogartwilley Kendrick, J Cole, Conway the Machine, Benny the Butcher, Westside Gunn, Joey Badass, Denzel Curry, Royce Da 5’9”, Freddie Gibbs, Pusha T, Ab soul, Jay Rock, Schoolboy Q, Isiah Rashad, JID, Stove God cooks, Che Noir

[@bogartwilley]

​@@rundamic3373 My lord son, who raised you that those are considered good?! One could argue Royce Da 5'9 is good, but the rest of those? It certainly doesn't take much to impress you does it?

[@patato541]

“ if you are a mobster you cannot eat lobster” - Eminem.

[@frankparent463]

Damn, Em really used all 7% of the screen.

[@kentmarquez4929]

fuck hhahahahah

[@axevemelody]

I love your comment ma dude 😂

[@unknownmoonchild9970]

lol

[@yashodasuma5946]

I was searching for this type of a comment in this video, and I think I got it

[@jay-jayclark8757]

Hahahahahq

[@MatthewTheUntitled]

This is how eminem talks inside his head when he is trying not to rhyme

[@IrenaDeacon]

A very complex mind lol

[@eF_HAVoc]

Thats the joke m8

[@tobiastheblueman]

Hi I'm Faker, that shit's hilarious! 🤣

[@hoodyk7342]

XD he has to fight it off all day lol

[@etankcam5406]

@@eF_HAVoc not really

[@ceus90]

"If you're having sick sick dreams, then it can't be about the picnic scenes" 😂

[@user-qp5ik1ke9x]

FUCK THAT

[@laursieloise]

the random zoom ins on his ceiling and curtains are killing me 💀

[@pillerman7954]

Eminem is just flexing his ceiling

[@lewisevans1151]

It's a nice ceiling

[@sghflnjdgftrebv4005]

Lewis Evans lol 😂

[@alexhipetinger5688]

i wish i were living under the same ceiling

[@savehimgffff1777]

Yeah I’m feeling his ceiling

[@synchole]

You cannot have a nice feeling to be living under a white ceiling...

[@karansingh0927]

You cannot rhyme gucci gang with gucci gang

[@heatherleightruecrimecomingOct]

Karan Singh facts😂😂

[@cyberscythe6622]

Lmao 😂

[@dharanidharnayak9766]

Charlamagne?

[@hastimorovati9145]

Omg yesss😂😂😂

[@leckloy7972]

Wow thats deep bars man..

[@AtlantaFrost]

Em is a pure talent He just makes perfect rhymes from the scratch in a matter of seconds..Genius

[@ejkk9513]

I'm not going to lie... "if I go in V.I.P, they don't need to see I.D" that's a dope rhyme. I haven't heard anyone say that.

[@pavy.]

If you're divorcing Harrison Ford it can't be in a Porsche with the floor boards

[@dennydarkko]

In a ford while im flooring porn.

[@dennydarkko]

You CANNOT use way to many napkins if your flapping around like a Bambkin, one or the other

[@batwolf9855]

Especially not while you're world touring

[@Oldmanlos]

@@batwolf9855 In a ford explorin somethin foreign

[@TrollsAndScrolls]

*just be careful not to use way too many napkins, bapkins!*

[@masface6]

"You can have knowledge but it better not be from college." "It better be in high school." 😂Wow

[@wezley_snipes]

LOL.

[@KevinWare.]

@@wezley_snipes where is that at?

[@-L0-]

@@KevinWare. around 2:30 and 2:50

[@collinschumo3586]

Friends phone F that this alien is smar alien chic n1uk

[@marshalllaw931]

mrg

[@yo76492]

I come here every once in a while just to make sure I still remember all the rules to the game

[@Rob-nf1xr]

Same

[@halotravis6910]

3:32 he broke that backpack knapsack rule in the 1st verse of tone deaf "Backpack full of paxil A black satchel, a knapsack" 5:01 he broke the miracle lyrical rule in Tonite "I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me" 7:13 he broke the basket and casket rule in The adventures of moon Man and slim shady "I just used the same basket as you shopping, now I'm in a fuckin' casket from you coughin'" 7:20 he broke the addict to static rule in campaign speech "Addiction to friction and static, addict who can't escape the habit"

[@okbaboukerma2851]

He said that these rhymes have been used before ( he used some of these rhymes )

[@chucke.cheese2212]

“Tonite” is from the 90s. It gets a pass.

[@teal2913]

He also said "what goes through an addicts brain, besides static pain" on Baby. I think he also said another lyrical miracle line on a song on the MMLP2. But those two are both years before this video was made.

[@lilalpaca9847]

But he says you can’t have it on the first verse then on the third verse BUT he can have all the words on the first verse

[@yngcultr]

If you have a beard, it can't be *WEIRD*

[@CaspavelliDaBelly]

Toasted your post~Kidd😔

[@rishiparashar6868]

Reverse that shit

[@hisky.]

MGK diss

[@anonhusna]

If you have a machine gun, you can't have a man bun

[@samuelsternberg575]

I hate the toxic Eminem fanbase who doesn’t shut up about mgk but I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t funny

[@Ibreakboxes2]

“If you’re using too many napkins, you CANNOT have ANY bapkins”

[@zero_fux_given8840]

Way too many bapkins..hahhaha that part always makes me laugh at the end

[@beatzsomirakulus5661]

🤣😂

[@nathanmartin8875]

"Officer, I'd like to report a Homicide"

[@Tac-ManOfficial]

And you CANNOT under ANY circumstance look what I’m plannin

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

Not even while I’m looking and staring at mannequins?

[@BakedCookiesallday]

This guy should do rap songs, seems good

[@user-oi7nz1iw7v]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KuRupTiioNzZ]

I've been listening to em lately & I come across this. This is gold

[@sinspedroski4748]

If you gonna slaughter... *Don't mention someone's daughter*

[@user-gx9kx2cb7q]

Rednaxela woooow

[@whennever8202]

or water

[@DJSEXYNONSTOP]

Damn😂

[@KBow]

Anddddd... there goes all 21 Savage songs

[@trevorstolder5328]

So I can't bring my daughter to the slaughter?

[@foxfmx117]

If you have napkins, they can't be with bampkins

[@fiqirr]

If youre having a divorce, it cant be Harrison Ford

[@saltyspitoon792]

@@fiqirr youre using wayy too many napkins

[@vahidansari4820]

Best comment of today! 😂😂

[@yettimusik2068]

Look what I’m planning “

[@sickfoo5506]

In da back of the floor boards

[@jayp.6166]

…still one of my favorite things on the internet lol So fucking funny. Alchemist with the “You can’t drop a bomb like anything” and “You’re just a regular mortal human, you don’t perform miracles” had me all fucked up lol

[@danshia8564]

I forgot how hilarious Em is. He was so intimidating for a long time I forgot that his old music videos are full of comedies. Lol

[@akiramatoi4158]

Is this what you call "Marshall" Law

[@jamesgreengrass3963]

This comment doesn't get enough appreciation

[@shoecan2047]

and marshall law rhymes with mashallah, which when said is used for appreciation. so yeah you can use that i guess lol

[@mysticgamer3446]

So my law My name is marshall I'm named after Eminem

[@saihpej1507]

😂😂😂😂

[@dawhoda1]

@@mysticgamer3446 your name is *_MARSH_*

[@slend8691]

"if you want to be a pimp dont be a-" me: -simp

[@antbereishit]

I thought about that too :D

[@DrChainsawHandz]

3 6 mafia Pimp not a simp

[@rafaelfactor120]

Me too 😂

[@gerardwaysmilk]

LMAOOO

[@BROHIO69]

"if you're dreaming on doing multiple PIMP, you should already consider yourself as a high rank in the low place SIMP" hope this is good ENOUGH, cause if i continue, my throat will be ROUGH and will let out a ROUGH COUGH.

[@patato541]

“If it’s gonna be violence it can not rhyme with silence” amen

[@powderbeatz]

This feels like a conversation you would have when shrooming with your buddies😂

[@SMTorbati]

If you're named after a gun you can't have a MAN BUN !!

[@dtwistrewind7361]

Machine bun kelly

[@beastr.l.661]

Wtf. Rhyming is the new message? Stupid kiddo. Mgk killed you bro.

[@rainman9915]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@ch_boki]

Beast R.L. water gun kelly he splashd Eminem thats all he did. Wake up kiddo there is a reason Eminem is that highly respected. that doesnt come from nothing idiot

[@NortvesterTG]

no... you can't. You just can't.

[@andrewp.stewart4585]

If you’re gonna say, “let’s talk about it”, do NOT then rhyme it with “let’s talk about it”.

[@crats9280]

Lmao

[@brycerose5293]

😂

[@crats9280]

MMD PLAYZ hmm I’m not sure if ur making some joke or if u don’t uderstand that that was the joke

[@crats9280]

MMD PLAYZ nice

[@m.hisyam982]

I'm not a MGK fan and I'm not a music expert but aren't chorus allowed to do that?

[@ceus90]

"If you're six years old, you can't be standing in the blistering cold" 😂

[@DouglasMikelas]

tearing me apart, breaking my heart. love sent from above.

[@Iamdkeef]

The only person who is allowed to post KZbin videos vertically

[@dylanjwebmusic]

He can do whatever he wants because everyone's too afraid to insult him

[@ArunSukumar]

It's an Insta story..

[@ciphermusic4259]

@@dylanjwebmusic 🤡

[@Venom-fy6zn]

@@ArunSukumar don't ruin the joke/fun fact

[@thebigcookie5831]

@@dylanjwebmusic and hes not afraid

[@MVangelmx]

Sometimes, I forget Eminem is 46 then I see the way he films his shit or takes his selfies, then I realize yeah this man is 46 .

[@brandonayong7656]

Actually Em knows how to film he just makes it as a joke about his age which shows his sense of humour

[@liamkelley467]

wasnt it the guy on the right filming tho?

[@PokiBroki]

Genos you couldn't handle the young em

[@MVangelmx]

@@PokiBroki I was a bby when the young Em was around

[@sticmatic]

don't call ALCHEMIST guy in the right xD

[@sumethingcool1502]

he doesn’t use his skills for his bills because in zues he says “now I just sit back and watch the bills pile up”

[@IceSpiceBootyCheeks]

lmao em zooming into the ceiling accidently and zooming back out constantly is so funny

[@Greasysweet6]

“The Krusty Krab can’t be unfair if Mr. Krabs is in there.”

[@OnlyOneJosh]

J. Landon Miller facts

[@brokenprogram5346]

Like em or hate em he spittin str8 factz

[@kobebryanttheg.o.a.t6268]

That's fax

[@pauldano2860]

Correction “Krusty Krab is unfair,Mr Krabs in in there”

[@zeek7474]

Kurt Cobain he changed it to make it rhyme

[@scalabrineisgoat6010]

If you have tissues, you should not have an issue because whoever you’re crying over doesn’t miss you.

[@ashwilliams1725]

I want to write this on my wall

[@sofrshsocln4]

UNDERRATED

[@kidbat7779]

Yeah but like your using too many napkins tho

[@santicheeks1106]

Kids who think they're cool are fricken fools

[@amityperry1582]

KidBatman 777 bapkins

[@brostopreadingmyprofilenam7753]

If you’re with the doc still, don’t be an idiot and pop pills, and tell them they’ve got skills.

[@victorgodwin4458]

If she's your friend, it cannot be till the end. You gotta break up with her early.

[@SpencerBarton]

“You gotta be allergic to shellfish” 😂

[@SpencerBarton]

Also after Em said “you can’t have swagger and be like mick jagger”.. the dude on the left said “you gotta be like Lou Ferrigno” 😂😂😂

[@mr.factual570]

OMG WOW kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIO1Z5mio5iCl8U

[@MadameiMercyJeanX__]

@@mr.factual570 😻😸

[@jackjensen2287]

Lmaooo I love your vids, I didn’t expect to see you here 😂

[@Benkei978]

Thank you for getting me back into skateboarding

[@HX1122]

Honestly I'm not gonna lie if Eminem did a side thing as a YT series where he just goofs off with his mates I'd 10/10 sub and watch.

[@doggoshouse439]

ye S his recording skills would make me not wanna watch

[@hoagie7859]

@Slim Shady Cause everyone is on the internet and most of everyone are total jerkoffs lol.

[@Luke16510]

@Slim Shady no he doesn't just because hes reclusive dont mean he is scared

[@bingle4551]

he is too busy with music

[@muselamabdallah8709]

He is scared of the internet and he dosent even know how to use it and If he would he would still wont use it

[@Thatguy-jc5ku]

“No more orange and door hinge”

[@peterdubinsky5389]

I hope Em lives for a long time we need this man

[@nicholasmansch3224]

If you’re knees are weak, then you’re arms can’t be heavy

[@leondomo8831]

EN EM no fucking moms spaghetti

[@fotismonocheir1446]

If you are knees are weak, then you are arms can't be heavy

[@Mr.Potts05]

@@fotismonocheir1446 🤣😂🤣

[@Rudi.418]

moms spaghetti

[@Halzabalza]

If your arms are gonna be heavy, listen, this is important, YOU CAN NOT, by all means, vomit moms spaghetti

[@user-pg1ro9gk9q]

One minute of silence for those that thought em was being serious

[@beppington5947]

Wait he wasn't?

[@sightl3s375]

@@beppington5947 I honestly couldn't tell, I think he was 😂

[@wDoucheCanoe]

I think he was serious with some of it

[@notaidan4643]

Never Not Phil no not at all

[@notaidan4643]

Never Not Phil man said “you can not be a mobster and eat lobster” and you think he’s being serious? 😂

[@LxUxNxA]

This is Em’s version of Weird Al’s ‘ Word Crimes’ 😆 I love it!

[@user-el_kukui]

3:45 Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel A backpack full of Paxil A black satchel, a nap sack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels

[@anshulsharma8944]

If something dope hits you, You can't take the mic home with you.

[@user-vm1xm1ch7p]

Niice

[@samburgers9913]

underrated

[@smallfries6044]

Underrated

[@mohammedaloujly3838]

And u can't let the white jokes get u

[@slab3568]

do people not realise this is from 8 mile

[@FatalBlow113]

If somebody has a beard... *IT CANNOT BE WEIRD!*

[@rebeccatemplet8309]

Boss Bunny I like that lmao that’s true

[@anoncanon1100]

lmao lmao lmao lmao

[@fin183]

MGK get rekt

[@AK5CP]

Boss Bunny IF you have a manbun, you can not be named after a gun

[@adgbjk]

Loooool

[@bakon5453]

"If you gonna be near death, it cannot be on your last breath" That's is tough, i don't wanna give eminem as a doctor

[@mr.beendoinit3223]

I really wish that they were more videos like that!

[@samboykin3152]

Me: writes rap Also me: watches this video Still me: rewrites whole rap

[@stevensult9926]

😂🤣

[@I-Support-The-Mujahidin]

start to battle rap, it'll make you an eminem spawn.

[@TheDeepState2001]

Stfu with yr generic comment

[@Blue4LifeSW6]

If you need a problem solver, it can't be a revolver.

[@gelatskis2262]

Thats off of a freestyle

[@cIiffe]

everybody got problems but not everybody need a .45 to solve em, revolve em...

[@yrknutzreek]

That's dark...

[@g1niouz]

Damn that shit deep

[@tyme6400]

King Los freestyled this I know, I'm sure there was someone else who said it

[@MargoPearl]

😂 “you can have knowledge but not from college” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 EPIC gems through out 😆 camera man needs to delegate⭐️ 💯 😉

[@charliehooper8679]

Lmaoooo. This is why we love Em and his crew

[@hyoukaa123]

"That's a awfully hot coffee pot"

[@VaidyatheDr]

Should i drop it on donald trump , probably not.

[@anon6413]

@@VaidyatheDr What are you a ChinaCom or a Hillary bot?

[@VaidyatheDr]

@@anon6413 you stupid , those are eminem lyrics

[@Madden53]

@@anon6413 lol

[@Aiden_SpadeZ]

Lol

[@Mutantcy1992]

Straight meming for 9 minutes lol

[@shan_5332]

Mutantcy1992 ikr 😂😂

[@swamdono]

Why the fuck hasn't he been cast in a Dr Seuss film? Better yet, have him VO Dr Seuss audiobooks.

[@sassyfras4085]

@@swamdono ahhh, that would be so great, lol

[@Gigatless]

Oh yeah? What memes were there?

[@Mutantcy1992]

Gigatless You don't get it man

[@gabegoldswain]

Ems camera skills are next level.

[@gothelvis3541]

Some great shots of the ceiling panels

[@dawnification910]

After the Lil Windex Eminem videos I can't stop thinking about Eminem constantly speaking in rhymes 😂

[@dr.kaseflips3355]

true

[@onebabyguerilla]

This just validates lil windex even more....

[@jeannewillemse6433]

you know what rhymes with cupid?...stupid...

[@andrewmcmillions3138]

😂😂😂 It hit me hard right at the very beginning of the video, I was like yes this is what I'm here for

[@andrewmcmillions3138]

I feel like it was Ems low key way of confirming it (while also teaching the young rappers a lesson)

[@BNRD.745]

You cant be panicking while staring at mannequins

[@goyonman9655]

Lol

[@Videogamer617]

Are we gonna talk about how will Smith broke this rule?

[@hebrides6354]

while listening to bagpipes from baghdad again

[@odiljon_jamoliddinov_official]

homicide

[@alaajelbat353]

This probably made my whole week

[@ggynoskin7410]

EMINEM: *"Don't rhyme pencil with utensil"* Slick Rick: 👁️👄👁️

[@CertifiedHoodClassic]

Do not be a sheep. You:

[@dalibofurnell]

I remember the first time I listened to this , I was like what?! I took it so seriously . It made me think. I went into a deep place. I was writing in my notebooks like an insane person. But it makes sense

[@abuhurairah1121]

The video: 10% Eminem 10% other people 80% Ceiling

[@daveyb2275]

Shut up mate you're boring seen this comment style about a hundred times

[@abuhurairah1121]

@@daveyb2275 ok boomer

[@daveyb2275]

@@abuhurairah1121 ok but wtf is a boomer

[@abuhurairah1121]

@@daveyb2275 homie id think ur from this century

[@daveyb2275]

@@abuhurairah1121 no

[@brianb8003]

I love how everyone else is struggling to come up with a rhyme, and eminem just flows them lol

[@Ranganation]

I'm fair sure most of these ryhmes are his own lyrics or lyrics from Artists he is close friends with. 90% of the rhymes he said, i've heard in his songs. And i think they may be reading it off a screen or something, but i could be wrong about that.

[@SuperDonez]

He is just listing the most cliched lyrics which have been in the game since forever.

[@Zenith_Nulls]

@@SuperDonez i found him

[@badabadabadatubababadadaah1410]

the mind of eminem is a whole other something. hes a bag of m&ms... big bag too

[@lildawg1685]

@@SuperDonez nah some of them there aren’t cliches at all they just playing with rhymes and making jokes

[@harshaokin8064]

"don't ever try to judge me, dude. you don't know what the fuck I've been through" -Em, 2002

[@31webseries]

Even here you can see how Eminem is just a level above.

[@AnbaLen]

"If you are a mobster, you cannot eat lobster" "Eat something else g*ddamnit"

[@DissectingThoughts]

Yeah, how about some other fodder like hobnobs or some cod, sir?!

[@andrewmcmillions3138]

"You're basically allergic to shellfish "

[@RomanThaDroman]

Stay the FUCK AWAY FROM LOBSTER

[@mainaccount2306]

Its my favorite food. Guess I gotta quit my damn job then XD

[@daniellloyd4993]

Then I settle for oysters

[@austinc2969]

If you’re on a Nordic Track, You can’t have a heart attack

[@manikandansubramaniam9113]

Hey, how about that! U created a slogan for the Nordic track guys 👏👏

[@FillipMBeck]

And watch 8 mile on that auto track

[@philipdillup5598]

Arkham Knight on a starter cap

[@GathKing]

stan stan son listen man dad isn't bad

[@thebigcookie5831]

@@GathKing mad*

[@raweckifilms4425]

I think this is so great!! Totally hilarious... these are everyones "go to's" when they start off cypherin!!!

[@AaronKingNight]

Thanks for the advice Em

[@hecatrice2064]

He just eneded the career of 75% soundcloud rappers.

[@factsbigones]

Hecatrice what carrier?

[@TrueblueDC4L-G59]

Career dumbass

[@hecatrice2064]

sry im dyslexic and english isnt my first language,fixed

[@anantambisht4895]

Hecatrice haha😂

[@christianguerra3843]

*career has been totally eneded*

[@xelavon2719]

"If a girl give you brains, it does not make you smarter." Wisdom comes in many forms.

[@seanbelkom9094]

"if a girl give you brains, it does not make you smarter. I fuck up the room, this bitch got me harder . (added to it thought it sounded good

[@d00mseer]

"even when i'm gettin' brain you'll never catch me with a thot/thought" hahaha

[@dawhoda1]

Everybody trying to rhyme, don't quit your day jobs. And if you ain't working then yo ass better open up them classified ads under JOBS!🚫📵🚮

[@seanbelkom9094]

I be tryna get a job but manager said come back with some better resumes now im just a depressed son of a bitch eating a bag of frito lays (I tried to make a rap based off your comment)

[@JamieBrownine1990]

Lol

[@frankschaefer8890]

The pencil is a utensil for violence done in silence and when I speak its inducing riots but its in your headphones so its quiet

[@marcusgarza2278]

*This funny asfff* I’m ded asf they needa make part 2 of this💀

[@omerturan6171]

You can not eat mom's spaghetti when your arms are heavy

[@gagan77100]

Vomit on his sweater moms spaghetti .Ain't no eating any spaghetti in that worse

[@georbzykov7968]

Ömer Beatz because your sweater will be in vomit

[@HighKing9000]

Love this 💯

[@jimconnolly4106]

Lmao

[@Jaketheaxman]

Absolutely not. No way you can.

[@feedgotcha]

“STAY TF AWAY FROM LOBSTER” 😂

[@GtaRockt]

oh.. :(

[@poketrafficker7452]

Lobster with Mustard and Rice omggg😂😂

[@bet_not_steal_my_saucebihh7303]

Eat sumn else goh damn it 😂😂

[@Chris-zg4ne]

we all lie in the booth, just tellin the truth...

[@anthonystazzoni2181]

" eat something else God damn it"

[@jedinxf7]

I really wish this would come back as a podcast

[@melissalamberton5274]

man em you are the best in the world man at this and thank u for everything

[@GustavAstep]

These bars better than 90 % of rap songs nowadays

[@ikegreger315]

Gustav Astep facts

[@501jaylee]

Good Rapman Kendrick Lamar, Logic, Big Sean, Tyler The Creator, Eminem, Joyner Lucas, and some of KSI’s work are the only HipHop creators that take their craft serious enough to rise to the top like they have. 🤷‍♂️

[@TPABenjoyer]

Oracle Official JID and Denzel two of the top 3 rn

[@501jaylee]

Sky J I said “sum” of his work is good, not all. Quadeca squashed him in all forms of rapping in that little small beef.

[@str8kronic]

These bars are from 90% of rap songs of all time

[@kawaiipotato3346]

When u give Eminem a phone😂

[@yogurtsandwich5009]

taha ali 😂😂😂

[@henrynguyen829]

@Evan R - Mif0rcliEn fuck u and have nice day

[@hugookok2517]

itz snowie 8 mile refrence i like it

[@biohazardlnfS]

@Evan R - Mif0rcliEn Fuck you, don't have a nice day.

[@remi9779]

@Evan R - Mif0rcliEn you gonna fuck someone you it can't be Eminem

[@d.dubyuh]

" if your name is not Slim Shady, you cannot be the lead singer of D12 baby."

[@T-2-the-ori]

This is great! So funny but very informative 🤣

[@Owari0506]

If you cannot rhyme 69, then you cannot deny prison time

[@isawthesign4563]

Sil3nt_ Slick WHO WANTS TO SNIFF EACH OTHER'S ASSES??

[@marthaatayde8314]

Sil3nt_ Slick bitch !!!!!!!

[@df5687]

@@marthaatayde8314 dicks behind LOL

[@jesseonyenka]

wauw

[@latenight7528]

😂😂

[@33nihilus]

This must be what it's like to hang out with em on the daily.

[@oscarcurry]

Fingerlock come at me but stay the fuck away from Haile

[@patrick.collins.3624]

Oscar Curry we have already learned that with the colson incident

[@em-ml3rq]

Must be depressing 😂

[@em-ml3rq]

@Tim Burm1 wtf dude EM is my fav of all time so don't prejudge. Grow up kiddo me liking EM doesn't mean I like to hear him making rhymes all day. Get a life don't live in someone's shadow. I mean EM is great but that's it. He made nothing for me but my fam n my friends did these ppl I appreciate, why should I like everything he does then.GET A LIFE KIDO . You think EM got there licking other peoples balls? No, he fought, so learn from him don't lick ur idol's balls.

[@lillianh6187]

e m dude calm down it ain’t even that serious

[@huehuehuehue2943]

If a girl wants your door hinge, it cannot be below a four inch

[@dhruvgarg597]

And it cant be orange