Emiru finally confronts Asmongold over His Degenerate Lifestyle

[@Pandamonium626]

Asmon's anger about his neighborhood being gentrified is pretty hilarious ngl. I hope he holds out forever until he's surrounded by McMansions and he's the lone dirty goblin singlehandedly lowering all of their property values out of pure spite and naked laziness.

[@mrszmatan2727]

goblin grindset can't stop

[@SpadeApeiron]

I think these two will be couple soon ~

[@usernaames]

And he's the richest fucker on the entire street

[@BretekV]

I mean imagine if he moved. That takes time where he wouldn't be playing games.

[@Dizturb3dwun]

@@SpadeApeiron uh very unlikely , if only because Co-Workers, especially when one is in a posiiton above another, DIRECTLY, is a recipe for an absolute HR nightmare.

[@riftdancer1349]

Emiru: What about the mold air? Asmon: Just don't look at it. Achievement: Mind Broken

[@anba9499]

her eye twitched also, dying

[@Dampfaeus]

"Just don't look at it" is also pro-advice for handling eldritch horrors.

[@ST31NGaming]

@@Dampfaeus☠️

[@adamstanisaw2892]

if you can see mold in the air, instead of smelling it - its pretty bad.

[@jazzyfool3597]

@@adamstanisaw2892yeah seriously. If he legitimately has mold in the house he needs to take care of it

[@Xport9]

"The possums--" "---I got a new one!" Careful guys, he's a hero.

[@the_shadow_clasher]

What did he do to the old one?

[@Erythnull]

​@@the_shadow_clasherThe old possums?

[@GeorgeNoX]

@@the_shadow_clasher probably dead in the attic and he doesn't even know it

[@anon-il9qf]

He's becoming a scuffed disney princess. Finna bust out with some racoons and 3 legged rats next. Rat got like an eye patch. Scuffed af 🤣

[@azahel542]

@@anon-il9qf Like that movie where a disney princess goes to the real world and she starts singing to the animals but since she's in NY it's pigeons, rats and cockroaches that come to her aid?

[@selohcin]

Emiru can't believe Asmongold lives in a moldy house. Asmongold can't believe Emiru would skip the cutscenes.

[@kolarz2128]

Ha ha ha ha xD

[@setsunatouma]

What kind of degenerate skips cutscenes

[@InfiniteDarkMass]

Yep, begs the question - who's the insane one?

[@neowolf09]

​@@InfiniteDarkMassno no seriously, why skip the cutscenes??

[@VaidasJSP]

This.

[@TheApostle101]

Asmongold ignores all real life main quests to provide content for the people

[@SolarStarVanity]

There are 3 main quests: - Get possums - Fuck bitches - Smoke mold He's basically there already.

[@g.c.l]

yeah but how about a new armor? because the one he's using now lose all its durability already.

[@SourBogBubble]

Bless his soul.

[@XavionofThera]

Plot twist: it's everyone else that's doing the side quests - and Asmon that's doing the main quests. "Normal" life routines and habits are largely just random societal habits that people have just "gone with the flow" with.

[@NoName-sl5rp]

@@g.c.l The white t shirt is just a transmog

[@wilwaycoholland4337]

Asmongold legitimately the only millionaire who's a victim of gentrification and I love him for it 😂

[@Flashtone08]

This is such a wild thing to hear and read lol

[@wilwaycoholland4337]

@@Flashtone08 it's not wrong though 😂 *Bane voice* He was born in the white ghetto. Molded by it. He didn't see joggers until he was already a man.

[@tomeboaventura9054]

He knows californians ruin everything.

[@KalStormborn]

@@Flashtone08 And completely true, dude grew up dirt poor with a hoarder/smoker mom who passed on all the good she had in him but some of the bad too, dude literally lives as if he has 15$ in his bank account, it's admirable.

[@wilwaycoholland4337]

@@KalStormborn thanks to Asmongold we can all live like a millionaire

[@gabrieldellamaggiora9637]

If you lived there before the HOA took place, you can actually not join them, and they cannot force you to do so (as I guess Asmon would do), and if they insist that their rules have to be followed you can sue them for harassment. Go Asmon keep being a goblin.

[@resresres1]

it may not be an HOA he's talking about here. There's also city codes that you have to follow.

[@BeatsForAngels]

@@resresres1 Jo, I thought this was the land of the free, what happened?

[@resresres1]

@@BeatsForAngels land of the free if you "follow the rules" is the more appropriate way to say it. Don't pay your property tax, lose your house. Don't follow city/county/state codes, lose your house. ..... You don't truly "own" land or your house.... Unless perhaps you are a Native American with land on a reservation or you bought an island that no country claims so its your own independent territory.

[@redcatofdeath]

@@BeatsForAngels Every country has laws... Probably a lot of the city code is stupid, but you couldn't get rid of it all I'm sure.

[@jarenagra2804]

@@BeatsForAngels land of the free doesn't mean you can do whatever you want. your freedom ends where another one's begin. especially with safety concerns

[@alexmax3502]

The biggest tragedy of this entire situation is that Emiru skipped the cinematic, I will never forgive her for such a sin and I'm not even a believer.

[@BDra7]

The biggest tragedy is asmon having to cut his 7 foot sunflower. Let the man garden in peace

[@RevanBC]

I feel like that cinematic is what I paid for. Uninstalled that game weeks ago, boring af end game.

[@minuette1752]

@@Kadamose You cannot be serious....D4 is a very good game. Grindy as hell just like an action rpg should be.

[@minuette1752]

@@wizzenberry You really do not play action rpgs do you? Starting over with a level 1 is the best part.

[@sceobanasu]

FACTS

[@iamlyft]

This man is never going to leave. He will die in the house and be too bothered to be moved out of it to a cemetery.

[@believeroflight9888]

only if cemetery is near wendy's.

[@KaitoDP]

Might actually happen is the crazy thing

[@Aeraleach]

as long as his internet connection lasts and there's junk food somewhere the world can end and he will still be streaming

[@jackofthecoke]

Who knows, man. I just started following Asmon a few months ago, finding that I relate with him on shit like this. People accuse Emiru of being toxic and judgmental, but...honestly? I think it's good to have someone in your circle of friends who occasionally challenges you to rethink things, get out of your comfort zone. I don't think it's out of the realm of possibilities for him to move or at minimum, renovate his house and clean things up a bit.

[@ReivinR]

Asmons house will just become some kind of cursed shrine after his death in like 50+ years. Probably will exist on like some mummy and play games

[@FamiliarAnomaly]

[hair falls out at 25] the mold is fine

[@heyguyslolGAMING]

He's turning into Orphan of Kos.

[@electricdreamer]

Asmongold has enough money to build a new house, hire a designer to build him a gaming room exactly the way it looks now, AND buy a Wendy next to his new house.

[@KarlMonsos]

Sh*t, maybe he should hire you! hehe

[@rogerkelsey]

If you watched Asmongold, you'd know that he wouldn't do that just to remain a degenerate like his viewers. He's explained in videos in the past that is his goal, to remain one of the people.

[@lbot249]

you mean, buy a wendys, build a house on top of it, outfit with delivery tubes right to gaming PC? its all about min/max!

[@claytonmerle976]

​@@lbot249Holy fuck I like that idea. I mean they have double decker Taco Bells with tubes and shit on em now why the hell couldn't you put a house on top?

[@eugenesis8188]

And he'd still be financially set for life, even if the Wendy's didn't make any profit.

[@LordAlbrecht]

Moving to a house where the closest Wendy's is 20 minutes away is like rebuilding your PoE hideout so the map device and stash are on opposite sides

[@octavianpopescu4776]

And then there's me... European... I'd have to get a visa and get on a plane to the UK for about 3-4 hours, then take a train or something for about another 1-2 hours to get to a Wendy's. 🤣

[@Nomoon777]

Dude, you gave me hate spike just talking about it. a 5 seconds walk to get to the stash may as well be 5 years.

[@cellamuert]

damn that's accurate

[@Hateful_Bug]

My stash is always in range of blink, just to immediately get to my stash - Floor is lava, and its hurt.

[@DreamskyDance]

Idk..i like that little waddle to the stash...gives you a few seconds to reflect. To me main problem of the hideout is how to have delve things but hide the npc because he is weirding out and scaring everybody, yeah even Einhar.

[@habidahhoobadah1953]

Asmon’s %100 right about people like that. As someone who’s had several Home Owner Associations complaints because my lawn…. Was 2 inches over the max. Literally found a lady measuring our lawn one day. Never wanted an unchained pit bull so badly.

[@peger]

what realy?? People do this in usa? Bro you should move to poland. We don't have any of this shit here.

[@olymak]

First world problems...the lawn it's a few inches long... LOL

[@certifiedretart161]

Yeah, I clicked on this video prepared to judge him only to end up agreeing with him. I hate people like that.

[@Ikxi]

measuring the lawn people really have nothing better to do

[@njux1871]

@@Ikxi Not to mention that it's so much better for nature if you let it grow a bit. Or at least have a few patches that grow. Man. People really be fuxking nature and think it's good appearance lol

[@xxxxRouvenxxxx]

lets be real. it would be one of the best asmongold content ever if he records himself when people are there fixing the house.

[@redcatofdeath]

Or when the lady from the city comes to bother him about whatever crazy way he's violating code.

[@samilovee]

Taking away a mans sunflower is legitimately evil

[@roxydzey]

that sounds like taking someones virginity lmao

[@andrewhooper7603]

"They made me cut down a seven foot sunflower!" wow, that's insane! "Apparently there were snakes or something." I feel like we're missing facts here...

[@thecursed01]

reminds me, why do ppl want to deport latin americans out of the usa. much more good would be done to deport californians back to californias fro mthe states they are now trying to ruin as well

[@ANNAKKi]

I can imagine Asmon peeking out into the street through his yellow stained blinds, with dissaproving eyes, and scowling at the yuppy neighbours chatting about how nice the day is outside. Just waiting for them to leave so he can stealth his way to the car unseen, so he can go fetch his weeks worth of Wendys drivethrough.

[@devin7882]

painted the scene beautifully 😂

[@jakebrodowski9]

While he chats to the NPC Cashier so he can make sure he gets the Proper amount of Chicken Nuggets.

[@ironyman6385]

Living in a hazardous house, "Its what it is", Emiru skips cinematic, "Oh you fukin kidding me" My man Azmon, one of us.

[@samjennings1944]

Emiru looks like a malfunctioning AI in a conversation that it wasn't made to handle

[@RatedE3Everyone]

she[s being courteous to her friend even though she strongly disagrees with him and his lifestyle. He doesn't want to change and it's up to him when he doesn't want help.

[@AdvilRelief]

asmongold aint gonna leave that home he grew up in with his mom ❤

[@maybeitsyou1317]

he doesn't have to. Hes rich enough to get full rennovation and stay in hotel or even buy a house just to stay in while it happens. Hes just a lazy neet.

[@jin8684]

​@@maybeitsyou1317he has enough money to buy a hotel

[@BatLB]

​@@jin8684you need 4 houses to buy a hotel.

[@BatLB]

@@gibson4648 you underestimate the power of money

[@gibson4648]

@@BatLB no. You overestimate it. The proof is in the pudding

[@leftrom9738]

Emiru: What about the mold air? Asmon: Just don't look at it Emiru: Tha.. it's the.. tha.. *emiru.exe has stopped working*

[@jamesharren3882]

🤣 underrated.

[@kubyoindiya3269]

"she knows me, because of prior situations." 😂😂😂

[@NoctisLupi]

"This is how you choose to approach me?"

[@OGONYX1]

Asmon is actually extremely intelligent about that neighbors thing. Because that is literally what happens. Neighborhood associations form just like he said and after a while you receive notices on your door about getting fines if you don't get a specific type of grass or something stupid. If he thinks a 3$ pizza is bad, those fines start at like 100 pizzas.

[@thishere123]

He gets outside to touch grass...just doesn't mow it? lol

[@Slouworker]

@@thishere123 grass is for pansies and hippies

[@Kevin-McLaughlin]

That's when you pull out the 🔫 and make yourself known 😎

[@ch4osaeternum74]

100 pizzas?! Unacceptable.

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

Pretty sure other Western countries don't have this issue. How is that legal? that other people move into your area and start telling you how to manage YOUR property?.

[@JoryIsHere]

You know damn well he's lying about not having new possums.

[@yewtewbstew547]

To fair they play dead and always smell like rot, so it's probably quite hard to tell which ones have just arrived and which ones have been mummifying in the corner of the room for eight months.

[@kylegivens3120]

I was dying when I heard him almost immediately respond to Emiru talking about the opossums.

[@temba92]

US be like "your yard have to be green grass or you will be in trouble". Freedom my ass.

[@Hadgerz]

US be like "your lawn is an inch over HOA rEgULaTioN, now pay your fine"

[@thehousealwayswins8398]

European be like "US be like . Freedom my ass."

[@Henry-kz4gn]

Emiru just doesnt understand; it is what it is

[@AveryBlueRemix]

IT ISS WHAT IT ISSSSS

[@Freekymoho]

Legitimately a nurgle cultist

[@Morlon23]

Couldn't Asmon just buy his whole neighboorhood so noone can bother him?

[@jperez949]

yes but he is cheap lmao

[@avopeac6300]

naw, housing market is super high and his estimated net worth is around 14 mil. 1 house in a nice neighborhood in Austin Tx is like 1mil and up. Some are over 2mil. He could definitely buy some of the neighborhood, but there'd be enough busybodies left over to call HoA about the properties that he wouldn't be assed to take care of.

[@lootmaster1337]

Guys i decided to build otk headquarters. But nobody is allowed in. Honestly it's probably cheaper if he just bought a wendys store and puts it next to wherever he moves

[@believeroflight9888]

he cant maintain one , why would he buy the neighborhood

[@Falonefal]

@@avopeac6300 So what you're saying is, he needs to take a 100 mil kick deal, and THEN buy the neighborhood.

[@DMAN99]

He truly is blessed by grandfather’s love.

[@Valkross9]

Emiru: I skipped it. Asmon: Are you fucking kidding me?! Every FF14 MSQ Andy: THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!

[@Tirfing88]

Msq were fucking boring tho

[@DrPilly]

This man is a national treasure. Revive him at all cost

[@SaladDongs]

Once this man dies the floor beneath him will bubble and the bones will turn to vapor. Ain't no reviving that.

[@Baniq1986]

Once he dies he'll decompose into expired Dr.Pepper. I heard you can't comeback from that.

[@6Vlad6Tepes6]

No

[@AngryBiscuit09]

he's disgustig bruh

[@crow_buddy]

We don't want him to stop being a degenerate. Let our favorite goblin live his life in peace. *closes door to avoid smelling rotting rat carcass*

[@minuette1752]

Honestly he could get a small apartment, sell the property, and have a more healthy living space. It can just be a nice cheap apartment but it is probably better for his health than where he lives now. Granted he will have to clean, take care of the place, and not let it turn into a shit hole. I think he can do that at this point. One cannot just live in that type of environment forever. You do not need to spend a lot of money like a lot of streamers do, just chill in a nice simple place and take care of it.

[@oKeNSchWarZo]

Impossible with california types, that's their bread and butter to ruin other peoples lives.

[@whatarangah1054]

​@@minuette1752or pay someone to clean it thrice a week

[@PBEcotaku]

The only good goblins are the ones who never come out of their holes.

[@alchemyty]

I follow the man for his gobliness, as well as his moral compass.

[@W3RTY5D]

I like that Asmon is interacting with Emi more nowadays. Asmon rarely is involved in random "OTK collab" streams so it is a nice dynamic to have.

[@89DerChristian]

Every man when he is in an existential crisis: "It is what it is"

[@shaun9156]

Not really, sometimes it is what it is.

[@siegedoyle]

Ah man I never laughed so hard in my life. Especially when neighbors start talking to each other part . So true

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Inarius: THIS. IS HOW YOU CHOOSE TO APPROACH ME? That's Asmon's reaction to Emi's criticism.

[@saltyfry4328]

Imagine how petty you gotta be to call up and report a sunflower thats above its regulated height..

[@franharwood3439]

Yes, but what was that about snakes ? Was their nest under the sunflower?

[@sarahh2072]

@@franharwood3439 who cares they're part of nature

[@kanaria-cu3uv]

"what about the possums?" "I got a new one" classic asmongold response

[@elfkey1409]

I love her eye tremor when he says just don't look at the mould ahahaha

[@eduardomartin8510]

Ugh... if you are just... in a random neighborhood, not a gated community... your neighbors can impose random rules on YOUR FCKING HOUSE in the USA? That's nuts to me.

[@eduardomartin8510]

I just realized I have more in common with Ron Swanson than I imagined. I don't want anyone, including the government, to fck with my personal property or life.

[@jokerwick]

The richest property owners in the neighborhood come together to impose ridiculous rules and standards on the poorest residents and renters who have no say. It's classic American "freedom".

[@iller3]

In America, regulations aren't written to protect the plebs from Sociopaths, they're written specifically smear slippery grease on all the Ladders the rich Sociopaths already climbed

[@eduardomartin8510]

​@@jokerwick Are they upheld by the law or can you just... ignore them? I am shocked Americans would allow this to be honest. I assume these standards aren't just applied to the poor, right? I would just imagine these standards would be far more punishing to them; for example fixing things that aren't crucial or important just to make them look good but still costly.

[@avopeac6300]

it's like that in Canada too, people want to protect their property investment so it is kind of understandable. It can definitely get ridiculous though

[@Enigmaprince]

Asmongold is the type of guy who would snitch on himself and at the same time make tons of money out of it. What a legend

[@dargreaves]

When the new trinket you got is higher item level but the one you currently have equipped has a better ability

[@eshqa]

Asmon might feel like moving if he found a very well built house with character that most of the new houses don't have. I find most new houses to be devoid character and warmth, no matter how good they try to make them look.

[@DanKxxx]

Depends how much money you have. Things are just done cheap these days. My family many years ago built a log house using all hard wood and mostly crafted by hand. Cost about $5m and is about the size of a house that would cost $1m so that's the reason.

[@eshqa]

@@DanKxxx Good point. 🙂So much is about doing things cheaply but still charging a lot for. People use to do things well and use good materials for what they were creating. There was soul in what was created, a very different quality than in much that's created now. You might be aware of that though. 🙂

[@AuspexAO]

@@DanKxxx It's exactly this. Corporations sell us cheap trash for the cost of what quality goods used to cost. If you have the money, you can still get a really beautifully made home. My uncle made a fortune as an architect during the housing boom because rich people will just build bespoke homes when no inventory exists.

[@Grubiantoll]

Some of celeb houses do seem to have been recently built or renovated old buildings, with a lot of character, costum made for them. Tho they seem to be minority, most seem to go with super generic rich person house with rich person rooms, that indicates that they are rich and can waste money on poitnless shit

[@eshqa]

Yes and yes. And it's an interesting point 👌that some go with the super generic rich person house and rooms, "that indicates that they are rich and can waste money on pointless shit". It actually displays that they're frightened humans who are trying convince themselves and people that they're as though superior in some way, though they aren't.

[@0That_Guy0]

I'm totally with him on the case of driving distance to shops and other essentials.

[@Ken_Jones]

But isn't a store with fresh vegetables, meat and bread more important than a Wendy's? If I eat something like Wendy's then the next day my body is screaming for Rice, Chicken and Broccoli.

[@0That_Guy0]

@@Ken_Jones I don't mean specifically a Wendy's, I just mean stores in general. Especially groceries.

[@Master-Of-The-Judgment-Nut-End]

@@Ken_Jones No dont be stupid

[@eagle25311]

3 minutes to grocery store and 4 minutes to Wendy's and still next to alot of open space where I can ride my dirt bike. Min maxing

[@0That_Guy0]

@@eagle25311 Now we're talking.

[@rgerber]

I hope Emiru keeps challenging him ...meanwhile lets hope he got good poison resistance stats

[@danihelarun]

I get what he’s saying about people in his neighborhood. They don’t mind their own business at all. I’m glad people on my street, minds their own business.

[@colindavidch]

They are miserable controlling pricks who want to tell other people how they should live just so they feel like they have some sort of power over you. It's why I have never lived in a neighborhood and never will I want people to fuck off away from me

[@tyclips4155]

0:52 😆 so flabbergasted

[@paulanderson2963]

Zack You're basically just made it obvious to us that you paid to win to become that one miserable old man in the neighborhood who hates everybody.

[@mahuk.]

Ayo he's not the one who forced someone else to cut the big ass flower. He may hate everybody but he's not the miserable one.

[@swide2750]

the greedy selfish socialist scum just want their property value to grow so they harass AsmonCHAD to bow to their demands so they can flip their house to just anybody no matter the characters demeanor.

[@steviegreenthumb4720]

@@mahuk. TRRUUUUU thats deep man

[@Deathwish026]

@@steviegreenthumb4720 its not deep at all sit down

[@KalStormborn]

@@mahuk. Only a bit of time till they get HOA in, or overtake the current one and start forcing houses to look nicer etc making everyone spend money on renovations and other shit. Gentrification is a huge thing and Texas esp Austin will have it pretty big.

[@mumme9706]

in all honesty, he needs to hire someone to come out and repair his house. im sure he's got a friend who can come out and run an inspection on everything, and then just hire a work-horse down the street to make it happen

[@shawnmoore6243]

I had the worst day of my laugh yesterday and you and your chat was surprise I needed. Didn't expect you to be on but y'all got me through the night cause I wasn't in a good spot. Thank you guys

[@KaitoDP]

@@meatdepartment69 wtf

[@Danktank02]

@@KaitoDPhe’s not wrong lol

[@Aeraleach]

@@meatdepartment69that's the hard love of asmonviewers

[@jacksonsilva4409]

worst day yet*

[@shawnmoore6243]

@@jacksonsilva4409 I know that's like a witty thing to say it's probably something I would have said but it really was the worst day and I'll leave it at that

[@jessicachristiana8453]

"Did you watch the cinematic?" "I skipped it" "Are you f-ing kidding me" Never skip the cinematics kiddos or Asmon's possums will hunt you down

[@CyberBoy7703]

It is spelled opossum

[@Prom591]

As a fellow Texan I can relate to, "the government is too big and no one should tell you how to live your life, but that plant is too tall cut it down".

[@cmdtrigun]

Sounds like these are 2 different groups of people. Conservatives are against big government. Democrats from California are moving into his neighborhood and forcing him to make changes to his property.

[@fabulouswu4727]

I live in a house waaaay older than Asmons (built in 1906) , taking care of the house is so important because simple fixes can save you a lot and keeps the house from further breaking down.

[@RetroGamingSweden]

Careful with logic and sanity. KZbin simps don't like those things. I don't doubt that Asmon gives 0 shits about his living standards. But I do doubt that people would actually enjoy it if THEY had to live in it. People seem to be "praising" him for living in a shit hole.. But let's see what they would say if a random guy has the same sort of house and they are gonna have a dinenr party at it some time. They won't show up. Disgusting, stupid and like you said.. It's a fucking health hazard. Not caring about it is fine if you live in it.. But to be so ignorant about the issues openly to a community bigger than fucking VOLVO is actually not good.

[@FlyinggMushroom]

Its sad because you know asmon wants her so bad and knows she will never not see him as a disgusting looking brother

[@420NEWYcod]

on a real note, asmond needs to just get his house renovated. nothing major, just a good deep with fresh paint, carpets, and some newer appliances. keep it all original like the day it was when your family first moved in, that way you can still keep the same lifestyle in the house that you love.

[@coolyeh1017]

Sort of depends on the condition or the house and the materials. If it is an older house built prior to the 70s he might have to worry about asbestos. Also sometimes mold gets into drywalls and beyond which may compromise the structure. Honestly the surest way is to get a certified investigator to look at the house and make expert decisions from there.

[@420NEWYcod]

@@coolyeh1017 when money isnt an object and you love the house you grew up in, none of that matters.

[@liferiot]

Alright, you get someone to cut down a sunflower, you're a war criminal. Sunflowers are mesmerizing to look at, especially if they're all by themselves in a garden. It's like WHOA, SUNFLOWER!

[@charnel8435]

"yeah its built on a cursed burial ground but it is what it is"

[@snicklesnockle7263]

No self respecting person lives in a gated community. Or anywhere else with a HOA.

[@Natasha26]

Boy she glitched so badly when he said “Just don’t look at it.” I would have just ended the call and activated Bruce Willis mode.

[@robbiezontal1573]

The fact his neigbours think he is a "hobo", but in reality he could just buy the whole neigbourhood and have his peace. xD

[@redcatofdeath]

He's famous enough that word of who he is has probably gotten round.

[@xLuis89x]

​@@redcatofdeathasmongold is famous but he hasnt reached the level of lets say trump , jeff bezos , mark zucker, elon musk and such, the mere mention of asmongold doesn't give the general population any idea of who he is

[@redcatofdeath]

If you are next-door neighbors with someone who is mildly famous, it is highly likely you will find out. My family lives next to people much less famous than Asmon (but still prominent enough to have a Wikipedia page). Everyone knows who they are.@@xLuis89x

[@blaskbulwark2881]

The timing of Inaruis' conversation, over Asmongold explaining a conversation. Awesome.

[@trendybistro]

Asmon's idea of a black mirror episode is his neighbour's asking him how his weekend was.

[@Xlos1048]

The air mold: 👁️🫦👁️ Asmongold: NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE! It can’t see us if we don’t move…

[@Ozzull]

Let's be honest... That house is a landmine, and sooner or later something will blow up. If you can afford fixes, do it, because even the homeless have limits 🤔

[@avopeac6300]

yeah forreal, letting stuff go unfixed is such a waste of money in the long run. Parents had to replace an entire roof because of a lazy/overdue reshingle and it cost them like 50k plus interior damages

[@Ozzull]

​@@avopeac6300Couldn't agree more! Let's just hope that the house doesn't give up on him...

[@GroundbreakGames]

this entire exchange was hilarious. need more of these two

[@JayBigDadyCy]

I've worked in condo highrises for a long time and I know several people like Asmo. While there's those people who live low key and seem like their doing decent, but are actually rich, there are the people like Asmo who are cheap AF, typically have some weird hoarder thing going on as well as a psychological problem like Agoraphobia (which I'm pretty sure Asmo has). It's tragic, but what can you do. So weird to know someone has 1000x's my net worth and won't fix a broken toilet because they don't want anyone in their place. The reason he'll never move out of fear. He thinks he's white trash and he's comfortable being that. Moving to a more affluent neighborhood where he'd never fit in is of little interest. It's like the rappers who still own a house in the hood because it doesn't feel right to completely leave it behind.

[@gearjammergamer8560]

Worked for a guy one time that owned some very small 1 room efficiency houses. These things were literally 1 room with a bathroom small enough to sit on the shitter and then step left into the shower. Anyway one day a brand new loaded to the max red chevy 4wd shows up outside one of them. The guy that lived in the tiny house I had never seen him leave ever before let alone drive. I asked my boss whats up with the truck. He laughed and told me that guy was a multimillionaire. He said he was the only person in the entire community that paid their own rent instead of being on a gov't program. He CHOSE to live there. The guy never even drove the truck. he would just sit on his porch and look at it. I worked there 2 years and never saw it move. My boss told me he saw one drive by on the highway and really liked it. So he called the dealership, bought one and had them deliver it.

[@LLL124Original]

I mean.. you may have worked your way up but you know they are always going to see you as trash. You can feel it. So why bother? What you have has worked out for this long.

[@thefrankring]

Asmon cleaning his house would be premium content that I'd watch.

[@oldslow8748]

He is right about the people from California that have moved to Austin in the past..... 15 years or so. Just one of many things sadly.

[@ZuKuPLayer]

Can't wait to see written on Asmon's tombstone: "I didn't look at the mold"

[@douglasbullet6456]

Cause Of Death: Left The House For Too Long

[@LaziFaux]

Im gonna try that on my wife the next time she complains about something, "Just don't look at it."

[@wilmergimenez]

"Just don't look at it." someone is gonna tell him that's not how air works?

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

Seriously. I lived in a moldy apartment for a while because it was all I could afford. Was so happy to get out of it. I developed a lifelong cough from it. It's been over 10 years now since I left that apartment and I'm still affected by it.

[@Glory2Glorzo]

I imagine Asmond is that guy that doesn't maintain his home or property, and its just an eyesore for the rest of the neighborhood.

[@Khunark]

He hated his neighbor enough to clean up the yard once, so that the neighbor could get his house sold and move away. He was literally throwing garbage out the window.

[@ZhiYin]

Emiru is the most non judgmental person I've ever seen.

[@shakeweller]

I hope Asmon is happy. Thats all that matters in the end

[@lushen952]

"I thought about moving it might happen" "Have you ever moved?" "No. Why the hell would I ever move" Ok....

[@Knowledge.to_Come]

Asmongolds room is where the last of us fungus started

[@DarkMetalOmega]

This sounds like two aliens trying to act like humans.

[@alrune001]

Emiru knows who Asmon/Zack is and doesn't want to change him or tell him how he should live...but she also cares about him as a friend and as such is like: 'Hey Bro- concerned about the toxic mold and Murder Hornets I saw while visiting... Reno intervention maybe?'

[@quorthonthegreat5649]

Asmon's fear of dramatic change will catch up with him eventually

[@Th0rinek]

How is house cleanup normally a dramatic change?

[@quorthonthegreat5649]

@@Th0rinek degenerate lifestyle* there fixed it for you

[@MMORPG87]

must be nice to be a CaliComie, when shit hit the fan and your own ppl start taking all your money you leave and rent out your place for 2-3k a month and live out here like a king and never need to work again. most ppl out here dont even bring home 2k a month

[@Azrael79a]

The great thing about living in the city is that sometimes a car alarm will just go off for 20 minutes and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

[@GeniusUnleashed]

Her facial reactions to some of your comments are priceless. I imagine in her head she's like "keep it together on stream, don't ruin him on his own channel..."

[@wutsupman2172]

I believe Emiru was thinking: What's wrong of skipping cinematics? DUDE~ this is Diablo, not FF14!

[@gorevarix4036]

I feel like he'd still be sitting in a burning house : Oh everythings fine, it is what it is. Now I dont need to go camping, Ive got fire right here that I can roast marshmallows.

[@aidanmaguire4740]

Leveling up his poison resist so he doesn't get mould poisoning lol 🤦‍♂

[@undeadmonkey683]

“I skipped it.” “Are you fucking kidding me.” The title of the video should be reversed 😂

[@shadowdouglas450]

Lmao that's great nice GameStop commercial. You skipped the cinematic are you $%^& kidding me.

[@Danneflum1997]

Asmons just emotinally attached to the house,and that's fine, but he can't admit it.

[@Th0rinek]

Everyone who had decent childhood would have emotional attachment to their house. That doesnt mean its ok to let it fall to ruin step by step, which he is doing right now. I mean he claims how he doesnt need material things and shit, but he cant spent some money, which is useless to him by the way, on the only thing he cares about? Thats just idiotic. He points out how everyone fat is unhealthy and he lives in a literal trash dump. Yeah, mold is definitely not healthy for you. Even if he looks like a giant rat, and lives like a rat, the fact remains that he is not a rat. I mean, hire a maid that will clean your house once every two weeks and its fine. This dumb 'it is what it is' quote is just stupid. Its not what it is, you made it that way...

[@Velethar1337]

01:58 The moment Asmons talks about woman from the city and Inarius is like "This is how you choose to approach me"? LOL

[@harborwolf22]

Their relationship is the definition of 'platonic'.

[@jakebrodowski9]

I always got the feeling like they wouldn't even interact with each other if they were not part of OTK. It almost feels like they don't give a shit about each other. I think she's slightly surprised and equal part disgusted by some of the shit he says or does. Like the 6 months of no showers.

[@turbotrup96]

​​@@jakebrodowski9He didn't shower for 6 months?! Who wouldn't be disturbed by that except for homeless people maybe?

[@Diegovz01]

It's cute how Emiru is genuinely concerned about Asmon's well-being.

[@whaaghz7725]

If you dont get lunch cancer from the mold, assuming you never open the windows for air to come in, I will be convinced that his statement of being a literal god is actually true.

[@c0dex306]

Starts with lunch cancer, and inevitably ends w/ dinner cancer. Terrible disease.

[@generalprodigy6556]

Biggest local move 😂 "Just don't look at it" literally every regulars reaction to something they see alot

[@down-the-rabbit-hole]

The sad part is, Asmongold is probably going to die young anyway due to his diet and constant sitting( which is also toxic to the body), but mostly due to his diet.... He's never going to have a chance to spend the money he makes anyway because he probably won't be around. So sad because he probably doesn't realize what he's doing to himself.....I've lost friends to cancer with the same lifestyle and diet.............But I wish him the best.

[@Saurfang]

Asmon *ignoring everything she said* :have you watched the cinematic ? Emiru: i Skipped it. Asmon: ARE YOU FUCKNIG KIDDING ME

[@Jeimuzu17]

He should buy a new house and just make his bedroom one giant room with everything he needs so he never has to leave it lmao

[@rogerkelsey]

He is definitely avoiding moving cuz he doesn't want to seem different than his viewers. If he cleans up the place, gets a stream room, etc. he will no longer be one of the degenerates like his viewers. He needs to maintain the attic goblin lifestyle

[@nukenade4623]

@@rogerkelsey aka the basement gremlin life. thats what asmon is.

[@JaneDoe-ym7de]

@@rogerkelseyNo i think it’s because it’s the same house he grew up in with his mom and he also lives a simple life. He doesn’t put it on. His min max stuff is real, have you even seen the food this guy eats? If he wanted to do something he would do it. He’s an adult. I just think some of you can’t comprehend his lifestyle (neither can I) but I don’t think someone actively chooses to live the way he does for some fkn viewers lmao. You guys give yourselves too much importance. He’s a millionaire. He doesn’t need to have a $2 steak and yet he does. So why would you be of any importance to his life choices when he literally gets made fun of by literally everyone for the way he lives.

[@turbotrup96]

​@@rogerkelseyI have no idea who would have such a mindset while choosing a place to live in. "I think the people who constantly mock my lifestyle on the chat during my streams actually live as badly as I do, thus I am not moving out... For... immersion, or some shit."

[@Th0rinek]

@@JaneDoe-ym7de All the more reason to repair or renovate the house you grew up in, wouldnt you say? Instead of letting it rot and fall on his head in a couple of years. Since when does simple lifestyle equate living in trash dump? Yeah, hes and adult. I dont know a single person who would want to clean. Hire a cleaning lady, problem solved. All it takes is like a 10 minute search and 3 minute call? All hes (not) doing is just shortening his lifespan. Like living with mold. Yeah thats not going to give you respiratory problem at all. Its bizzarre how can such an intelligent individual make the most idiotic lifestyle choices.

[@raderelcaroman1403]

"The air mold" "Just don't look at it"

[@powerhouse884]

ASMON honestly these are the things ANY girls would tell you if they go to your house. And btw you DO NOT want to be with a girl thats OK with these things. We are talking about hygiene and if she is ok with these things then she probably is very mediocre in other personal stuff if you know what i mean. Do not look at it as a bad thing, this is a GOOD thing. A girl that pushes you to be better is always a good thing. She is not being annoying, YOU are just being lazy.

[@Th0rinek]

This is not being lazy, hes just being an idiot. I get it that you dont want to repair the house or clean it yourself. You would rather spend your time doing other things and thats fine. Hell, I have not cleaned my house in the last 15 years. However, I pay a cleaning lady that does it for me. Same way I pay other people to fix thing around my house that need to be fixed. My income is total shit compared to him, but I can easily manage that, so its not about being lazy anymore...

[@thomaswiegele9802]

I like how Emiru's cam is 2 times larger than Asmon's. You can't say that this guy doesn't give visibility to other content creators !

[@nencrows_4580]

The more I learn about Amons house the more I believe it needs to be added onto one of the must see places in the world.😅

[@englishwithphil42]

This is the best bromance of the month