We Gave Asmongold a Christmas Present

Welcome to the special Christmas episode! Today we are seeing who makes the best cookies, but we aren't allowed to use a recipe...
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[@steakandeggspod]

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[@RyansBeans]

Thank you for weekly videos, I look forward to Fridays now

[@GravityVT]

Appreciate all your hard work editor(s), you guys are the real MVP's.

[@Ghoninn]

Really like these episodes guys!

[@Emihana]

:)

[@otakurabbit]

will he be able to take care of a cat? he can barely take care of him self?

[@hexenkonig7074]

It's so wholesome of Emi to spend time with the elderly during Christmas.

[@dankosoul]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewblack2379]

Well she only has so many years with them, bless her

[@PulseOfMe]

Her and asmon would make a cute couple

[@NaMe-zg9qs]

@@PulseOfMewhere did that come from

[@biteofdog]

They seem more like brother and sister. @@PulseOfMe

[@cubemage3336]

dude seeing Asmon smile with the kitties was so fckin wholesome

[@somedopemojo43]

I think fans like u is wat keeps guys like Asmond going

[@kadeemsucks1919]

dude that sounded g g g gey!

[@Tectone]

Asmon and emi meeting my cats and treating them so nicely was the best Christmas present 😀

[@norightturn7047]

😀

[@FlameMage2]

That Masamune is impressive. Beautiful cats! I thought you guys got Asmon a cat when I started the vid lol.

[@Sodrigo_Rosa]

PLS MAKE HIM PLAY MHW!

[@siastia32]

your cats are insanely cute dude

[@robertchandler2063]

For a moment I thought you were gona give him one 😂

[@vortexgaming70000]

Èmi is a saint for spending time with these two elderly men over the holidays. She even helped them to make cookies. Warms my heart.

[@Dominick77]

bro stop

[@feqol]

@@Dominick77 lmao

[@mantistobogganmd5780]

Asmon's joy playing with the cat reminds me of seeing all the old folks' faces light up when they bring the therapy dog to the nursing home.

[@troki_4440]

lmaooo

[@spookyrookie]

Its pretty much the same thing

[@Someone_ya]

this one took a turn lmfaoooo

[@3lit3gn0m3]

LOL

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

Or when a church member on a missionary pulls his boat up to shore of an island of cannibal tribes people.

[@EtherysMyth]

Honestly, I'm so happy seeing asmon like this. He looks like he's genuinely enioying himself and he couldn't have found nicer people connect with. All the more power to you all guys.

[@MollymaukT]

Steak and Eggs is in a long-con to transmute Asmongold from a goblin back to a human and I love them for it

[@rundown132]

BABY STEPS

[@belial4327]

I always thought him to be a "wise" hermit. This vid is the proof. He knows more than he let's on.

[@frequentsee3815]

Unironically this

[@FarP321]

its all about the long con

[@simonschneider5913]

@@belial4327 yeah...i think people shitting on him are just displaying their intellectual deficiencies.

[@MissBananaYT]

I love seeing asmon feel the blanket and he just starts basically kneading it like a cat lmaoo literally what I expect cats to say when they touch blankets "This is a nice ass blanket, oh my god."

[@casuallyfilthy]

Seeing Asmon look happy makes me feel good. That’s fucking weird to me

[@ruslann545]

love

[@sebastianGunnarson71]

Why is that weird

[@thelazygamer1370]

@@sebastianGunnarson71cause being parasocial with internet people is weird

[@JimBoFet171]

It's not really that weird. I mean it is but like. On the scale of weird things it's kind of wholesome.

[@shefalichow7917]

@@thelazygamer1370 It's not parasocial, unless you're obsessed, and you believe the person on the other side is your actual friend. Being happy because you see someone else happy is part of most peoples' human nature.

[@Keithnicity]

I absolutely love Asmond taking charge and giving the troops their battle orders when he also clearly has no idea wtf he’s doing. The confidence is impressive.

[@mrrynishi]

It's important that Asmon gets this enrichment time. He's acclimating so well.

[@Tyfurius]

why you talking like your from the aperture science lab?

[@mrrynishi]

@@Tyfurius you know too much. Please proceed to the next room for memory recalibration

[@Sabamonster]

Important that he gets enrichment time? lmao, tf you on about?

[@derekxo]

this is so funny 💀💀

[@ErdTirdMans]

@@Sabamonster He's calling Asmon an animal or a person in a retirement home\palliative care facility

[@Snowofthewild]

Man I love IRL Asmon content. It's always just so wholesome, he makes me feel safe

[@kitssch]

Uncle asmon

[@GGun1t]

Tectone’s friend saying the cake is good was the best part 😂

[@PokeAlan-Aristos]

That part made me laugh the most hahaha

[@randfall]

bro wasn't about to make his homie feel bad on the holidays.

[@JR-wf5kg]

You could tell he was trying to get out of there fast to spit it out. 😂

[@Fubarpenguin]

😂😂😂💀 bruh

[@ItsRyanRoyce]

The fact Teccy has alot of MHW collectibles and now Zac is playing it is so awesome! Such a good game.

[@joshwalton25]

As a Chef, this was like watching a disaster in slow motion.

[@Lucyhehe_]

you can speed it up in the video settings! :)

[@sangwoohan1177]

Did he eat the cat?

[@ravit50]

@@Lucyhehe_ hows the OG comment 23 minutes old... and your response ins 31 minutes old. WTF

[@zephyyrrr]

@@ravit50timetravel

[@DenethorDurrandir]

As a former baker, I relate, stay strong brother.

[@toptwitchclipz7928]

seeing asmons reaction to the white cat at the end ACTUALLYYYY made my day hahaha, HE QUITE LITERALLY could not believe his eyes that it was that big and beautiful hahaha... pure awesomeness

[@Spectrum0122]

Animals bringing out asmonds child innocence is so pure. Makes me forget he's a literal goblin

[@bobjoe5937]

I want to be a goblin.

[@4rl0ng]

Millionaire goblin

[@KazeraX]

I love that they were putting ingredients together and yet they were not on the same page about what they were even making at all

[@joshua-fu8xb]

These three are all so unique in their own ways but literally are soo good together. Merry Christmas all! 💜💜

[@somedopemojo43]

Christmas was like 5 days ago, do u mean happy new year?

[@MissFaerlynn]

The amount of people not watching the video thinking Asmon got a cat is brutal💀

[@josefmendez8524]

Good, animals absolutely should not be gifted to people.

[@destroyermob]

@@josefmendez8524 just leave then

[@Quasiguambo]

@@destroyermob This comment makes no sense... its just misdirected lashing out lol. Have a great year tho. I hope things go well and you get all that you want out of it. (I would like to save for a deposit on a house... but it the week so far... Ford have begun screwing me already so... I can only hope that Ford will decide to stop screwing me, and allow me stop spending money on my mode of transport, so I can actually save... that would be great. But in previous years, when Ford gets their fingers in your ass, they don't stop. So... there is no point me having any hope. I might as well just give up all aspirations now. And accept my fate. They want to charge me nearly 600, for 'investigation' fees, to INVESTIGATE. They haven't fixed anything, they've only broken more things. It means I have to take time off work, I don't get paid then.. I just have to give Ford money to screw me more. I can't NOT go to Ford, because they don't give out the error codes for my vehicle... You don't care. Hell, Ford don't even care, this is fun for them. But for the love of God... don't buy a Ford. Just don't do it. This is my advice to you. Don't risk it. Or properly investigate the reviews of local garages that are associated with the brand of vehicle you buy.) Have a great year.

[@bryantprak7129]

Was gifted a cat during a low point, she is the best gift, and the worst responsibility that I didn't have a say in

[@serenityt2102]

I thought the same thing lol

[@overnightjoe9581]

For those who actually want a cookie recipe, it's 2 and 1/2 cus flour to a cup and a half of sugar, 2 sticks of butter 2 eggs and then whatever seasoning you want

[@thedancingphantoms4004]

It's wholesome seeing friends who care about each other doing stuff like this

[@ragingfilthycasual]

I think they all need each other.

[@traincore1955]

It's like a combat triangle ​@@ragingfilthycasual Asmon needs Tectone Tectone needs Emi Emi needs Asmon

[@cypherpleb]

And it being believable and authentic considering they are' influencers', got to be rare on YT?

[@KaitoDP]

@@traincore1955yall two weird

[@Bobby_Boozer]

Dude I'm sorry but hanging out for a youtube video isn't "caring about each other"

[@StormGuy7]

Dude this is seriously the BEST podcast/gaming/gacha/bs/whatever channel I have EVER seen. I love each character, asmon, teccy, and emiru have got to be the BEST trio I have EVER seen. much love, and a happy new year! 🎉🎉🎉

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

I wasn't expecting to learn that Asmon was the best cook among those three

[@Mogey_]

You underestimate the steak god

[@lakesong7566]

i expected him to go goblin mode and go "what is this? you eat this?" but no holy shit what am i seeing, he's the most competent cook

[@getpoopedon4535]

You know how litt you have to be in the kitchen to make 2 dollar stakes taste good

[@Cassloveless99]

i dont think that hes the best cook i think its just hes better at math.....working for the irs and stuff, he understands proportions.

[@DenethorDurrandir]

@@Cassloveless99 that's not it, if he understood proportions, he'd be dumping the entire packaging of sugar there, he's just a practical man. It's easy to cook edible food if you're not afraid, Emi is definitely afraid to cook and Teccy is just a goofer.

[@El_MEM3]

Happy Birthday Tectone and adding chilli should be a crime. Love to see the squad together Happy Holidays everyone!

[@ATLZuu]

I love the way these three look out for each other.

[@snowBean1]

its literally only for podcast related recordings, they dont hangout if they arent filming lol

[@ATLZuu]

Its hard for you to imagine probably, but that's normal for "gamers." I don't want my house swarming with people either or to be constantly around other people. If they meet once a week and chat and record a pod cast at least they meeting and talking. @@snowBean1

[@lordInfernox2]

How do you know?

[@jokerman9623]

​@@snowBean1man idk why you're the one lol-ing. You're coming off the joke in this situation.

[@randallsheriff3529]

​@@snowBean1proof?

[@marcelschulz4237]

I NEED an entire video of Asmon playing with cats🥺

[@Mogey_]

The $2 cookie arc begins

[@DedgyVanced]

i can alrready see at least 20 videos

[@LonewolfProd_]

Both healthier and cheaper than Pokimane's "healthy cheap" cookies.

[@leandrodimaria178]

It feels more like a group of friends, rather than a bunch of youtubers or colleagues, and i think that's really awesome :) !

[@LM-nb7rj]

I swear, Tectone has some of the cutest cats I've ever seen 😭hes such a good cat dad

[@aspekt7631]

I don't know why, but I enjoy watching videos with the 3 of you. Something so wholesome about it.

[@glennjackson100]

Speaking as a friend 😂. Screaming, "I'm not stressed!" Isn't the best way to convey that you are, in fact, not stressed 😂

[@beancheez2905]

Complaining about the whisk while using a metal utensil in a nonstick roasting pan to mix cookie dough 😅 this chaos was fun lol 😂 you guys crack me up

[@kallison2906]

I cringed every time I heard the metal on metal lol

[@briannelson3830]

That was really uncomfortable to see

[@ryanjohnson2844]

asmond: "how much flower?" emmi: "three"

[@Surms41]

Asmoncat The fact they're 99% done with the recipe yet don't know if it's a cake or a cookie, and Emi is just wondering which they're going for, bless her soul. And fun fact. When you buy a new house/apartment. There's 100% gonna be left over salt or sprinkles in the cabinets.

[@88cameras]

They a bit off... Normal Nestle Chocolate chip recipe: @375 for 9-11 Min 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour · 1 teaspoon baking soda · 1 teaspoon salt · 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened · 3/4 cup granulated sugar · 3/4 cup packed brown sugar · 1 teaspoon vinilla WoW...I mean extract · 2 eggs · (2cups) 12-ounce package chocolate chips.

[@karabinas]

I’m a chef who bakes occasionally to RELAX…these guys made the most stressful cake/cookies I’ve ever seen lol

[@Natalie-Pup]

*Use a metal pot as a mixing bowl with a metal whisk *Acknowldged that making more than the recipe instructs is possible if they just keep the ratios in mind.... they don't *"We need the butter softened" - Proceeds to nuke the frig out of it. Shocked like cavemen when the frosting comes out not like frosting Honestly, I don't get mad at them for making these mistakes, but it was entertaining at the very least

[@IcemanCT]

Techtone was actively sabotaging the cookies from the start

[@bevrosity]

chili powder is diabolical

[@everquestfan]

49 next month. It goes by so fast. Took in a feral kitten sleeping on my porch swing last month. This episode is great.👍

[@merchant69420]

Cat piss apparently makes you unconditionally love them. I don't believe in conspiracies but i started loving cats so much after getting pissed on my shoes by my neighbour's cat🤣

[@KingJerbear]

@@merchant69420 I've never been peed on by any of my cats, but it doesn't stop them from being one of the best parts of my day

[@trythis2006]

just nice to see some friends hanging around having fun

[@caesurabreak3528]

You guys are great. I love watching you three just being good friends to each other. Please dont be like so many other content creators who have a fall from grace. You guys are one of my last lines of faith for humanity. Happy holidays!

[@ChunkyROX]

first minute playing the video.. "look how stupid he is"🤣🤣

[@victorgarcia-mu7ro]

So wholesome. Looking these 3 together chilling makes my day

[@baliankorvus5802]

Its so nice seeing you guys recording this and making these videos. Tec is the loud dumb funny dude, Asmond is the funny as hell, keeping-real dude, and Em is the goober.

[@servando2655]

Good to see you guys coming together and doing what's most important as friends. There's an old quote from Winnie the Pooh that has really rung true to me as i've gotten older.... "We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun." Happy belated Christmas to everyone and I'm looking forward to seeing the next episode!

[@Forbiddin]

I like this

[@decaygrim8943]

"Why do you feel like you know shit"? lmfao I love tectone!

[@jansteyaert1]

cookie dough is one of those simple 1 2 3 recipes. 1 cup butter, 2 cups sugar, 3 cups flour. Toss in a couple of eggs, and some other things and you're done. All these younglings talking about how ol they're getting. feelsbadman.

[@tylerjensen727]

asmons face throughout this whole video is sooo funnny

[@TheBCome]

I love when I can finish a Tectone video and immediately after there’s a new steak and eggs up

[@mactricelectric]

yeah this music and asmon the hero with a lovly cat and the sad music of background , creates feelings for me this dude is a blessed , that is what the world needs.

[@maskedman5657]

You bought Asmongold a maid? It's about ti.... Oh it's a cat

[@trignite]

a cat maid would've been better but they need to wait a few more years

[@MidWitPride]

Buy it a french maid outfit. I bet some Chinese site sells those in cat sizes for $19,99 Monkey paw "cat girl maid."

[@Yeetvin]

see him slowly turn into a crazy cat person with 150 cats, him walking with his bathrobe. i mean connect the dots. Cats do anything and be like "you say no to throw that glass down? well F u. I'm a literal god" . asmon does something good "literal god". Cats slowly push something off a counter, and asmongold just looks at cat, cat looks at asmon and then he says "it is what it is". his channel zackrawr. Bro got animals show up at in his house and chill for a few hours like homies. Raccon, possum, squirrel , cat and asmon sitting in his treehouse chillin. give him a robe and a stick and let him walk through nature and all animals will follow his moses nature connected ass

[@Divine-General-Mahoraga]

Robot cat maids when​@@trignite

[@fissavids8767]

​@@trignitejust.. a. Few. More. Years....

[@TreehouseOfDisarray]

"Pre heating the oven is not even real" hahaha bro

[@TheDragonshunter]

2023 is all about watching some friends you are para-social with do wholesome thing while you are all alone.

[@schism15]

Well, shit man...I was able to ignore that until you went an said it out loud (in text)

[@kuvyx9560]

That cut deep

[@graysroksan]

You said the quiet part out loud

[@PeanutBrn]

We dont say these thoughts out loud

[@danskyder1564]

I just gotta own it at this point

[@danielpatton3317]

I hope the new year greets you all with success and personal peace. Y'all unironically made 2023 easier to get through on a week to week basis. Thanks.

[@michaelvincent6473]

tectones house looks so chill and he would be an amazing room mate, I wish I could experience that for real.

[@greyroo]

10:45 "why you always getting stressed?",,,,,,,,,,,, "I'M NOT STRESSED!!" 😆

[@Mr_DE_0395]

2 grown men playing around with a little cat Is Really a christmas spirit I want to see

[@cryptoking8338]

Those are dangerous ferals

[@nathanline2523]

You talking OF?

[@TheRhalf]

hol up

[@Win-tq2uf]

I've got hit with the age question with this one to be able to comment

[@TheCarnager]

The beginning was so wholesome. Happy holidays and new year guys!

[@Zero-ft3sf]

Channel filled with a lot of positive energy from a group of well known streamers. i hope this continue to grow and remain on the same direction ~

[@swe113]

Screams: "I'M NOT STRESSED"

[@eloknu]

Seeing Asmon so genuinely happy playing with the cat was the one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen this year. I think someone should get him a cat, it would have so much fun scavenging around his house and would help to kill and random bugs or critters hiding in his house. But tbh watching this, I think he’d be a good cat dad. Just sayin.

[@somedopemojo43]

I don't think he wld even keep up with the litter box, he needs to finish fixing himself before getting a pet in my opinion, not to sound harsh

[@haywoco2]

@@somedopemojo43 Asmon is the type of guy who would do things for a cat that he wouldn't do for himself.

[@arainbowinthedark2]

From the title and thumbnail I thought you guys did the unspeakable a got Asmon a cat...thank God you didn't but for awhile I almost had to "go lay down " but then I thought at least its not a dog. When it wasn't that I was relieved only to watch you guys try to make cookies from scratch and now I need to lay down again only I'm stuck at work 😢. Oh well Merry Christmas, Happy birthday Teccy (@Tectone if you think 30 is bad wait till 40) and Happy New Year. ❤😂

[@Nglofc]

"we making tamaleeeees?' idk but Asmon knowing what a tamale is, makes me really happy lol

[@Persona6Blue]

Well he does live in Texas. The Latin American/ Hispanic population is higher there. But I'm also happy he knows something other than steak!

[@bigiron1990]

Welcome to christmas/new years in Texas! TexMex is next level

[@OneLastbreath102]

Like everyone else said that's the perk of being a Texan

[@eighter5720]

he lives in fkn texas dude... you know... the place that used to be Mexico???

[@AlwaysOutBombing]

Fajitas are one way he enjoys vegetables lol

[@playinggames4u364]

Always good to see you guys together. Marry Christmas and a happy new year to ya'll! PD: That Maine Coon is so beautiful! Adorable cat family you got there! 😻

[@OldManInternet]

I love how at no point during any of this did I think there was a chance either of those desserts would be good.

[@BaronBacon]

29:34 Tec looks like one of those holy people with that pillow around his head making a halo.

[@BloodSuicide]

"I'M NOT STRESSED!!!" she screamed, while baking cookies. Brilliant :D

[@Dskater84]

it's good to see asmongold happy. I wish him nothing but the best.

[@strangefolower7291]

I wish everyone great new year and happy birthday teccy. But holy sh't its so funny how asmon explain how to cook when only thing he knows how to cook is making beef jerky out of steak xD

[@drdoom-nr3gs]

I like these three people together, especially while doing an activity, unironically. Unironically.

[@dlight6398]

The roomate coming out and hyping it up was funny asf😂

[@Diablo-jt4tv]

I love seeing baldie happy, it warms my hearth

[@glebtemkin]

Emi :Jesus! Take the wheel! Asmon: *Takes the wheel*

[@filipevasconcelos4409]

Tectone knowing how to crack an egg with 1 hand and telling asmon to siv the flour before mixing tells me the man can cook decently

[@OnThatPinkZushi]

chili powered in cookie?

[@KBWrecker]

@@OnThatPinkZushithe chili powder was for the memes lmao

[@clobzz]

“i mean is it really from scratch? did we grow the chicken the egg came from?” this is the most asmongold thing ever i love it

[@Mouchaa]

25:25 it was so bad that Asmon threw the fork out with it

[@MetalSword95]

Chilli powder and honey in dough 😂

[@CushionRide]

ok obviously you guys need a cooking drill sergeant to guide you guys in the direction needed. i volunteer ;) lol "i thought we were making a cake" FIVE MINUTES LATER "i thought we were making cookies" WHAT ARE YOU MAKING lol

[@josetomascamposrobledano4618]

There is something so wholesome about helping the homeless.

[@tedallmen1646]

"no i already decided... it's two eggs" hahah. Asmo is funny as hell

[@bazenga82]

How many people were wondering if Asmongold washed his hands? I can't be the only one right? LOL

[@darkesinger]

You know that answer lol

[@talemire258]

"The longer you look at it the worse it gets." Lol that got me.

[@Kujoe1]

Day 13 without a Steak and Eggs Podcast. "Scratches neck" Im bugging over here.

[@GalacticWar-f2h]

The way Asmon fell into the bean bag. Hes a big old kid still and i love that guy. lmao

[@LazyRainChannel]

Yo it's special episode after teccy's birthday, couldn't ask for more

[@brandonn161]

So wholesome. Great way to end the year.

[@calamity0.o]

My first time baking real cookies, I tried to make strawberry cheesecake cookies. I accidentally used a 24oz package of cream cheese instead of 8oz. I decided to fix it by tripling everything else. Those were the saltiest cookies, absolutely disgusting according to my dad who I let try first.

[@djohnsveress6616]

Asmon is like a character from the office

[@sayahgold312]

this is such an odd trio, but they are so gosh darn great to watch

[@somethingtrulyhorrifying]

Someone should paint a cartoon of these three with the WOW SUCKS cake

[@munchia-]

Emi is the voice of reason yet she gives into peer pressure. 🤣

[@holeephuck4421]

The way Asmon told Emi she fucked up at 4:20 was so funny to me for some reason 😂

[@maroaniwassim6987]

Asmon reminds me of myself playing with my cat 😺😂 and as always his reaction of tasting food is funny as hell. and the three best friends reunion 😉 that's cool

[@ynnos9779]

Half an hour, more like half a minute. I need more

[@velho6298]

It started so well... How hard can it be to make cookies

[@morgainebarter3954]

knowing how to make cookies this was so hard to watch 😆 glad ya'll had fun tho. happy new year!

[@elonmusk1010]

i love emi and asmons relationship. they remind me of siblings i like that they argue or snap at eachother a little. idk not all podcasts need to be like a kids show with rainbows and sunshine all the time

[@dev-9962]

Emi holding the cat next to the oven....

[@s1lent286]

Even if you have turned 30 already, this stupid age thing won't stop you on your path of perfecting your mind and body. keep up the great work Tectone we're all gonna make it.

[@matthewkrambeer2480]

Asmongold be like: to make a cookie from scratch, you must first create the universe