r/Incelreplies | is this person real??

[@sarawiberg6691]

Jack is truly the best narrator for these subreddits. The beautiful mix of discomfort and humor makes me smile every time.

[@0_Mars_0]

Did you forget about Lexi 😐

[@sarawiberg6691]

Lexi is fun too, but to me Jack is funnier. If you prefer Lexi that is good for you. After all Lexi is a great narrator too.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@0_Mars_0 they said for THESE types of subreddits, bud. Id rather not put Lexi through that 🤣

[@Insanebehaviordude]

@@Tw0Dots yeah, let's keep lexi in cute stuff and Software gore lmao, just for her sanity (not that it's going too well anyways 💀)

[@charlier.k4934]

Interesting, I completely disagree. Robyn to me makes the videos funny, Jack does the opposite and i find him so annoying and try-hard. As soon as i click and I hear Jack's voice i usually leave the video...

[@giantpinkcat]

Important note about rping: Asking for consent to it and be considerate about how the person/people rping/not rping with you feels. - ✅️ Randomly going into someone's dms and speaking in creepy asterisks. - ❌️

[@vincentfreddoyle7555]

OOOOH ROLEPLAYING I thought you were censoring r+a+ping

[@giantpinkcat]

@@vincentfreddoyle7555 Well the second example with the X is basically kinda the online equivalent to that lol.

[@kurapikakurta1997]

Now they’re going to start using **pees on you with consent**

[@tiredasexual_8334]

@@kurapikakurta1997 **pees on you wihh consent**

[@davidthecommenter]

**sneaks into reply section**

[@littlerayoflemons]

Barely a minute in. That slurping sound threw me for a loop, and now I’m crying hysterically. Thank you, jack.

[@LuseTane]

Your comment had 99 likes and me making it 100 satisfied my day

[@tthebeasty1]

“This is not sexual harassment” what an amazing quote

[@ameliarekosh2836]

That poor guy sending the shower texts seems like he's socially awkward and is terrified of offending someone. Ive definitely had similar moments 😅

[@miuiruma69]

he also sounds like the type of guy to think he's going to be accused of rape for merely hugging a girl, either stereotypes and all that or knowing WAYY to much about rape and SH/SA and being paranoid I once read up on every single SA law in the US in 2017 and in some states an unexpected kiss on the cheek counts as SA, with all the luck in the world I could lock up my mother for SA and what crime it is for SAing a child specifically, only rlly focused on Adults and older since kids are a whole new can of worms

[@BauhauF]

I’ve had that too many times, i hope we all become not awkward someday

[@dadmitri4259]

I would be wondering why someone has their phone in the shower with them

[@mrtrollnator123]

I'm socially awkward but I would never in my life say something like that

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

​@@dadmitri4259Waterproof I guess.

[@simonpetrikov3992]

Surprisingly I think I still can talk to someone better than the people in this video after a pint of whiskey

[@anonymous49276]

not when ur slightly drunk

[@simonpetrikov3992]

@@anonymous49276 tbh it was a joke which basically meant that their posts are so terrible and cringe that I can do better than them while drunk

[@DanDoesStuffs]

A mega pint, would you say?

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Sad to need alchohol...

[@astateofstasis]

@puteqx ??

[@Youraverageartist874]

Wow these are really stupidly hilarious, also Jack’s voice makes this Reddit even better

[@tylern6420]

people from ohio bruh 💀

[@dustbinsauce11]

“pees nervously” *help*

[@shadow_of_thoth]

**pees confidently** How can I be of assistance?

[@vulcanist]

I physically grimaced at the thumbnail for this one. I still can't believe people like this exist.

[@thephony1651]

I personally metaphysically grimaced at it

[@siliswest498]

**pees nervously**

[@vulcanist]

@@siliswest498 how could you do this to me?

[@nefwaenre]

The way Jack dismantled the entire post of that dude at 14:47 with facts and facts only. Jack, you have my respect for life~!!

[@slyar]

5:43 "Aww, buddy... I took a screenshot" Killed me

[@wackyanimations3326]

10:04 i can confirm i can read dog language. i have a dog listening license. most dogs are actually quite mean, even the cutest ones. this one seems to be by one of the smallest of puppies, for it is very loud and aggressive. they are reciting the entire bee movie script.

[@impracticalnuke]

Jack's out here flipping switches I don't even know I have on and off like the chaotic god he is. I love it.

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

10:15 That's doggo for a super wholesome message encouraging that nice lady to keep being herself. It was a good dog who sent that. Thank you for including one uplifting screen shot.

[@RumbleDelta]

Imagine having _showers_ mansplained to you.

[@FuntimeFoxyOFC]

Couldn't be me

[@xinfinite8698]

"mansplained" lmao we really making up words for random stuff

[@RusistyoSPN]

@@xinfinite8698 that phrase has been around for awhile

[@Moetron_V2]

What does mansplained mean? I’ve heard the word quite a lot yet dont know what exactly it means /gen

[@iamacatperson7226]

​@@Moetron_V2 basically, someone really dumbing something down and explaining something like the person you're talking to is a complete moron who eats food with their knees

[@angryeelz]

I had this friend (keyword, HAD) right? Little backstory. I'm a lesbian, he's a straight man. So, first of all, he was SUUPER creepy whenever I'd send him some of my art, always making really gross sexual comments about it and stuff, and I'd tell him off and he'd just get super pissy and all. But that's not what this was about. He asked me out plenty of times, even one time going so far as to say "if you ever find out you're not a lesbian, im open yk" like.. dude, fuck off? And the absolute best part about this, is he claimed to be progressive. He'd talk about how he wasn't misogynistic and respected womens' choices, and then would turn around the MOMENT he was rejected or broken up with, harrass the poor girl to no end, and go on this whole rant about how "waaah im hopeless waaaah all women suck waaaah I hate women waaaaaaah" I remember this one time, he came to me (I have BPD) about how to "deal with someone" who has the disorder, so he could date a girl. I gave him some tips and advice, and when she broke up with him because he was IGNORING SAID ADVICE AND BEING A COMPLETE ASSHOLE, he'd turn around and call her things like bitch, cunt, not to mention "fuck women". Anyways, I blocked him promptly because he doesn't deserve a kind and heartfelt explanation, and I didn't feel like being guilted and manipulated into feeling sorry.

[@The_Blue_Ender]

It's good that you blocked him

[@bored8157]

@@The_Blue_Ender fr 😟

[@jade.g07]

You did the right thing bestie.

[@jacobhafar538]

The fake progressives are the worst dude, such manipulative lying assholes. Sorry that happened and more sorry that stories like this seem so common Edit: damn, this shit’s a year old my bad

[@mrchugbug9735]

5:44 “you took a screenshot” how to tell someone they are being a clown without telling them

[@jazzyj7834]

It's truly sad to see that so many people don't understand the order of operations when it comes to relationships. Generally, if you're looking for a sexual partner rather than a potential friend, you'll usually end up with neither. But if you look for a friend, you have a chance at ending up with both. The healthiest relationships are when the couple are best friends. So make all the friends in the world. One of them will be your perfect match. And this is literally why so many women take the approach of "looking for friends" on tinder / in the dating world. They innately understand this.

[@nazaninsoltanpour6254]

that or ya know, if they want s* x so much then pay a s*x worker or have one night stands?

[@juanausensi499]

I personally endorse this advice. Just be nice to everybody. It's really that simple.

[@momosuke_]

Completely agree! That's how I met my partner ｡◕‿◕｡

[@karlissulcs3822]

As I've always said - the best relationships start from a friendship. It has always been true for me.

[@Kuraikoamiki]

"I've been friendzoooooned." No buddy, you never had the potential for more ahhhh. Jazzy i love your advice cuz it is so true. Friendships turning into more are such a wounderfull way to grow closer with people. And having this internalized by itself while meeting similar thinking people can also go chaotic ways from hookups over to mutualy realising that a friendship works way better with years of keeping contact. The love of simply getting to know people goes a long way.

[@julianmarrymepls8451]

I'm a closeted demi boy, and I really enjoy playing games. Today, an incel came to me, and tried flirting, but it just sounded like these messages. it just made me feel terrible. Flirting with a goddamn window would be less awkward.

[@princesspentagram3458]

Flirting with a window I don't know why but reading this made me laugh so hard I'll have to keep that one in mind for future reference thanks for the laugh sorry that person made you feel terrible though

[@aguilar2461]

What's a demi boy?

[@perssaukko6641]

@@aguilar2461 Someone who feels they're partly a boy and partly something else, like nonbinary for an example

[@waldi7080]

@@perssaukko6641 🥱

[@DarthKater311]

@@perssaukko6641 so…..confused? You can’t be non binary and binary at the same time lol

[@thatguyintherain3168]

When I saw this in my notifications I got the biggest smile on my face because I knew we were in for a wild ride.

[@DJ.Apokalypse]

Whooo 39 likes are now 40

[@smileorgobyebye6330]

*shits aggressively* Ikr

[@danielezell2811]

This comment made me smile so take my like

[@DanDoesStuffs]

I'm not even 2 minutes into this video and I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment that I'm close to imploding

[@9895_]

Same, second hand embarrassment sucks

[@bannedinairports9619]

Y’all are lucky, I already imploded. 😔

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Imma cringe myself into oblivion.

[@jacksvacssafety2620]

@@thatguyintherain3168 me too

[@thatguyintherain3168]

@@jacksvacssafety2620 ngl, oblivion is a great game, I'll happily cringe myself into it :P

[@Bramswarr]

It really is unfortunate that simply being a decent human being is so novel that people are skeptical if it is true.

[@jade.g07]

So true.

[@viridian-]

These ones make me feel better about being autistic but also make me terrified of ever trying a dating app.

[@The_Blue_Ender]

same here, but I don't have to worry because my phone is filled to the fucking brim with games I always play so I don't want to uninstall them

[@NoahGooder]

my thoughts exactly

[@Vincent_Val3nt1n3]

Same. Although i only use dating apps to troll people and send them pictures of pigeons

[@hermitcat2022]

"you don't want an equal partner, you want a subordinate". Sums them up

[@decepticusprevails]

You know you've fricked up when the solar panel message is the only normal one of the bunch lmao these dudes not just thirsty they're straight up dehydrated 🤣

[@bored8157]

They need a whole ocean to quench their thirst 💀

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

The shower one was just really awkward

[@Fehru]

I remember meeting my first ever real incel(s). First day atthe university, we kinda start our classes. It was like over 150 boys and apparently 6 girls. Obviously I started talking with one of the girls. Were able to hear from others guys "what are they doing here" as "omg, girls" along with some "ew, girls here" lol. Understandable u dont go all in and talk with everyone but maybe dont do such loud comments like this. Anyway, one chubby boy (kinda looked like a young teen, still with acnes, no signs of beard, short enough to be on my bust height - no shaming, just describing) came closer to us and introduced himself... In quite long way. Dunno how but in 3 ppl conversation in 5 minutes he went into topics like virginity, sex, how he wants a virgin girl over everything, how he would treat her, especially in bed, etc. If it was a text convo, he would definitely use asterisks. Week later he asked me out. I had (and still have) problems with transport, as I live in a village outside the the city and struggled everyday with getting back home. He asked out to go to cinema and dinner he'll pay for. Problem with transport? No problem, let me put u in a car with 5 other unknown to me guys so they will get me to my home. I only said I'm not interested in relationships rn. Which was true anyway. He had the audacity to call me bitch and continue that on uni's forum on fb. And whinne how "new girls" are bad and bitchy, lol.

[@angerestingfuckyou]

This was at a university? I expect this type of behavior in like middle school

[@ladyalicent705]

Girl idk what type of university you’re attending, but if that shit happened at my uni and you told someone, that guy would be out of there faster than Next Day Shipping

[@alfsleftnut9224]

@@angerestingfuckyou Honestly I think thats just what happens when gender ratios are massively inballanced

[@Kabo_]

These hurt my soul, this is why I refuse to put a selfie on social media

[@chubbychicken2412]

I'm so glad I'm too scared to talk to women to do anything like this

[@Cookiekopter]

thats even worse in my opinion

[@arialash1113]

Don't worry I'm sure you'll find someone chubbychicken2.

[@funnythief3330]

chubbychicken2 dude I’m a chick and I purposefully talk to guys. Like I really don’t mind holding a conversation with someone so long as it ain’t creepy like this entire video or even remotely similar. Tbh tho, you’ll find someone, don’t worry. It’s just a matter of time.

[@AnonymousApexio]

@@funnythief3330 Nah, the thing isn't that some guys can't hold a conversation, it's just that in our day and age it's pretty hard to not come across as creepy if you just try to talk to a random woman at a caffe or something.

[@funnythief3330]

@@AnonymousApexio ahh. I see now. Well, I don’t think that’s a male problem, I believe that’s a feminine problem.

[@boo-bees]

One time i had a girl flirt with me by reading the romeo and Juliet balcony scene off her phone. We had met an hour earlier. Gayest shit that’s ever happened to me and i’ve dated women

[@le_chat420]

EmKay is enjoyable. Incels aren't enjoyable. Don't be an incel, be a EmKay.

[@haldanandpako2755]

Yes sir 🫡

[@The_Blue_Ender]

okay 👌

[@dingdawng]

an

[@le_chat420]

@@dingdawng that's what I said

[@DataLeak06]

3:53 bro should’ve auditioned for Cicero from Skyrim 😭 s tier vo work

[@mirabellablack6234]

15:50 is LITERALLY the plot of every "rags to riches" story out there

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

Darn it like because of how good the narrator sounds it really really sells the scummyness even more

[@maximillian1109]

Platonic love is so rarley shown in media that I get why people don’t realize its an option. Doesnt remove the social and sexual harassment though.

[@Texascowboy68]

Jack makes this subreddit a little less cringe inducing, thanks jack. Hope you enjoy your week mate.

[@janiexoxo]

“Drooling” in quotes makes me deeply uncomfortable

[@LincolnVincent]

If you can get through this video without cringing terribly you're officially not human.

[@Cookiekopter]

what am i then?

[@Bramswarr]

@@Cookiekopter mankey

[@thisnameisfalse9477]

People like this turn me off, be a better person, your not gonna get a date by saying "GivE Me mILkYs" and after they reject you, take it like a champ and dont insult them because it only deepens your fall from man to slob

[@SuntopKinseeker]

8:21 Scooby Snax Smash?! Thank you for that visual.. OMG and I lost it. :D

[@myrielt]

3:29 I have never cry-laughed so hard at Jack more than this moment here

[@roxassora2706]

Him reading "baby needs milk" reminds me of that fish from SpongeBob

[@Mausmoth]

The way he screamed "TOO GOOD" fucking ended me 😂

[@kateemma22]

Nice save, shower guy. Nailed it. Ten out of ten. Wanna go have a cold shower and sit on the floor and cry in it?

[@forgotten_frostbite2492]

“LEARN MORE VERBS!!” Is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while XD

[@Ssp1der_Dance]

LMAO 2 seconds in already I'm laughing👌

[@Россия-р2л]

Same...

[@Zausts]

same lol

[@anonymous49276]

same

[@balls457]

Ah yes @@bluecricketss

[@gamma747]

Beautiful. That robot voice threw me off guard & made me absolutely LOSE it!!

[@cursed-cat9126]

2:16 somehow this is THE most normal one, he just wants to set up solar panels

[@zzynneth]

3:47 this dude really became Cicero

[@draupnirplays8074]

LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING I LOVE THIS SO FAR

[@Koff33.]

I love this even further

[@no-bk4zx]

i love this the farthest

[@MoonlitGecko]

I love this the farthestest

[@madiz4228]

0:53 I was just listening to Jack and not reading the screen here, and tbh I thought this dude was about to say “just when I thought you couldn’t get any more attractive, you turn out to be a girl!” And I was thinking r/suddenlygay

[@voidboi2831]

10:10 well I’m not a dog expert but if a canine is growling and snarling at you, this is a sign to back off. What seems to have happened is the dog must’ve stolen a phone and is getting territorial over the thing they stole.

[@Vashe_Nf]

some of my friends say they can't get a date, when i watch those i just realise why some of them don't.

[@boomgirlbucko]

Barefoot and pregnant is a way to say he wants a girl who is vulnerable, helpless, and completely in his control. Because it’s harder to run barefoot… As a girl I am very uncomfortable with that _thing’s_ energy

[@boomgirlbucko]

9:05

[@corsaircarl9582]

If my shower doesn't feel like someone is dunking molten aluminum on my back, is it even a shower?

[@milkuetea]

I can feel the **tips fedora** from all of these messages

[@DrRwWwWrRr]

I would rather go back to my existential dread than ever have to deal with any of these people ever.

[@noxnox-e9s]

This is why I date girls tbh. A little more drama sometimes, but less of this sh^t.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

As a guy I can indeed confirm guys are terrible.

[@rowanbarnfather7776]

Makes sense.

[@nik_nikkii]

Fair, I accept 👍

[@yesssint7243]

Some advice for everyone. If you are ever texting someone and are starting to feel strong emotions, stop, and watch one of these or sadcringe or the like. Then think to yourself, what I want to say to that person, does it sound like these people? If it does, if a little, rethink rethink rethink

[@JewelWildmoon]

Boyfriend-in-law had me chuckling 😂

[@Calamibee]

3:21 how schools think people have to talk like

[@aetherinfuse]

I wasn't ready for the life advice but am I glad we got it

[@AuroraIaroruA]

1:10 Is literally the average Xbox 1 chat, well along with screaming of racial slurs in parties

[@NoahGooder]

also possible your mom riffs

[@ASweetShortCake]

2:18 Why does this sound like the average cartoon character when they have a crush?

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

Yeah

[@heheimacarrot1207]

thank you jack, im now going to call all my future hookups "bang buddies"

[@rituEllie]

I had one of these experiences. He was considered by most women to be a good looking guy and seemed like a pretty normal person outwardly. Well that went out the window when we started talking in private and I suddenly understood why he couldn't get a girlfriend to save himself. He was SO painfully creepy and awkward towards women when he liked them, and any hint of unreciprocated feelings sent him into this self-deprecating-yet-outwardly-aggressive shame spiral. It was fucking wild. Noped right on out of there and found out that this was just how he was with girls and that he was a major incel. Dodged a bullet I think but I hope he got the help that he obviously needed, think he wasn't very mentally well.

[@obnoxiousbluebird6634]

10:05 loosely translated "I am a socially awkward, never been laid loser who thinks making dog noises is charming and I fully expect the woman to see it as a compliment and giggle demurely behind her tiny, feminine hand"

[@emeraldelder1557]

ALLLLLLL this crap is exactly why I don't try to find relationships because no matter who or what your into there will always be ppl like this

[@PlagueCat-000]

3:40 ever since he lost Excalibur he never been the same

[@athenianlily9840]

0:43 I'm about 50% sure I know that guy, and, if that's the case, he definitely fits in this video.

[@rozzypozzy8906]

Your commentary on this has me in tears, well done

[@laurabaumgartner3085]

It's not that I didn't want a relationship, it's that I didn't want a relationship with you!!

[@poisonedkilljoy9304]

TW: discussion of emotional abuse the post in 14:47 you wanna know why people fall for abusive fucks? because they start off playing the role of the most attractive person ever (personality-wise). charming. witty. caring. attentive. showering you in love and affection (love bombing). they do this BEFORE being shitty to you. get you hooked. then act like this in between being shitty to you, to keep you trapped. obviously it works more if you’re…not doing great and need that attention and reassurance, but that’s what they do. people respond to emotional manipulation because the point of emotional manipulation is to get people to respond in whatever way you want. and it sucks. and lets them hurt you in the worst possible ways.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

0:38 this dude is like a role player

[@Un_prønøunceable]

Jack honestly makes these sooo much better. I literally wouldn't laugh at these if I had seen these in any other way lol

[@thehunter6706]

damn there are many incels, but does that mean there are femcels out there? lmao awesome video

[@F1r3fly_0]

Look at r/nicegirls, there are a lot

[@stoplossmr]

femcels dont exist ( female incels)

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

There are femcels

[@kurapikakurta1997]

r/nicegirls

[@stoplossmr]

@@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn if u mean they cant get the most attractive men, then yea, sure.

[@deejmix7510]

4:19 why did I imagine him saying that in cartman’s voice

[@maryleethefox8642]

I dated an incel a few years ago, Never doing that again for many many reasons.

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

I quote *pees nervously* in group texts! Always gets a laugh!

[@therealblacktronempire1987]

6:33 "Are you still without a new game, Duke? Maybe you should try getting a job!" *"I already have a job!"* _Megadeth starts playing_ *"I run a meme page!"* _Megadeth intensifies_

[@redfang2364]

My soul has left my body at the final few seconds of Buzz Lightyear. It was a short clip and yet...the way his form was distorted in that animatronic state...it was like staring into the void and those abyssal horrors become aware of your presence, and you're powerless to change it. 18:46

[@NormalMew]

lmao i thought like nobody watched the end

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

I’m not sure if he was an incel or on the road to it, but I gave him my number because I felt bad (he was autistic and had no friends). He ended up stalking me on campus. He would text me later saying shit like “you looked great today” and “I liked your outfit”. When I saw him on campus he just wouldn’t come up to me. He would just… watch. Then he would tell me that I was the most important person to him, and things like he didn’t know what he would do without me. Pretty sure he was on the road to inceldom with how he was stalking women then immediately had a sudden obsession.

[@Stick_and_stone]

3:28 woah wait, Jack is actually good at voice acting That was good.

[@greenape5855]

This is honestly one of the best subreddit for Jack

[@davidhg117]

1:32 basically how tinder works

[@sussyboi4558]

"This is a bucket" "Dear god" That subreddit in a nutshell.

[@dino_sores4298]

What?

[@sussyboi4558]

@@dino_sores4298 "this is a bucket" "Dear god" "There's more" "No"

[@dino_sores4298]

@@sussyboi4558 That specified absolutely nothing I understand the reference but what is the context?

[@sussyboi4558]

@@dino_sores4298 the subreddit is full of text conversations like that

[@enjiniakimiko1305]

fr tho, I love the hilarious takes on each case here (the funny and cringe effect is just perfect), but I find Jack's morsels of thoughts scattered in this vid so valuable, I'm starting to think he's a therapist of some sort. 🤣😅

[@namelessnavnls8060]

Imagine _not_ treating a woman like a living sex doll or a cookie cutter duplicate of the absolute worst individuals out there. And then imagine treating her as.. **GASP** EQUAL? A NORMAL HUMAN, EVEN? That'd probably expand these guys' prospects by so much that their heads would explode.

[@kerozene66]

I believe this genre of videos is “psychological horror”

[@goobertron9132]

"Criminal, crim!" had me ROLLLINGGGGGH

[@TightSweaters4]

I have never been so... disturbed, and it's all thanks to that second post. Thank you for showing me true fear.

[@elvenstar32]

OMG... you killed me with the "I'm pretty (AAAHHH!!!) cute"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cendimix]

3:31 this dude single handedly makes me regret having ever used the word greetings at any point in my life

[@jacksvacssafety2620]

After watching this, I lost some more faith in humanity I didn't know I had.

[@yvaskhmir]

17:15 A sledgehammer usually works just fine.

[@Cookiekopter]

Modeus approved solution

[@objection6061]

Knives are better. Easy to handle,portable,light in weight. Box cutters good too

[@yvaskhmir]

@@objection6061 One can't truly feel safe outside without a pocket sledgehammer though.

[@god_is_good5203]

Bro the voice acting is 12/6

[@lunaticberserker5869]

"Memes are my life" is my favorite pickup line.

[@mrtrollnator123]

Bro ur narration is perfect 😭

[@glonk9192]

i feel like i gained 60 lb just watching this

[@lilicrozma]

I love it when people say " nIcE gUyS fInIsH lAsT!" when they're the only one involved in the first place

[@EpicRadDude]

Man you raised my self esteem

[@thatbloodyspy]

"I don't wanna ever hear you all say women are the hormonal ones" isn't that just everyone?