r/Sadcringe | help him

[@cheerio3228]

We must cheer blank everytime he goes to his xylophone lessons

[@melody_chan5509]

I am joining!

[@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130]

yes

[@masked.fool.]

insert cheering

[@foiledagain1914]

Fuck yeah xylophone

[@sirgigiuaswattiuas4213]

Woooo you go blank you got this

[@swagathon6967]

The one with the friend group actually made me mad . Being bullied is bad . But being disregarded by your friends is 100x worst . Those people are truly and utterly disgusting, repulsive and evil

[@SupHapCak]

He should have gone back and got them all presents then cut ties. I don’t think they would feel bad, since they’re monsters, but there’s a chance they might feel like assholes.

[@astrumnihilum]

i can never even find a friendgroup to begin with (moderate neurodivergent things yknow), always feel awkward in ones I squeeze into, and end up leaving because I feel like I'm still on the outskirts after trying to talk and that post felt HORRIBLE. some people can be real bad assholes.

[@NbNgMOD]

​@@SupHapCakhe shouldn't waste the time or money

[@madsfiedler3884]

it sucks when they dont even TRY to hide the groupchat without you, even though they know you spend all your time with them :

[@trianglemoebius]

In all fairness, he said they just graduated high school, so everyone may just be in the busiest time of their life making final preps for college and whatnot. My HS friend group basically went dead silent from about the first month before graduation until we were all settled into uni (which took about 6 months, give or take based on the person). Then, once we got into our new routines and weren't stressed/busy all the time, it picked right back up and we were all thrilled to talk again.

[@chineseelectricbatman]

“I’m looking for a female human to engage in human activity with the human female companion.”

[@youarentyouwhenurhungry2379]

*seems like a perfectly normal human to me*

[@fefek1]

Shut it Mark Zuckerberg

[@HuginnTheNord]

Mark Zuckerberg be like:

[@RedK5]

I'm looking for a male

[@Succui]

“I am a female who is also looking for a male companion to engage in human activity.”

[@heddja]

Robin defending women against creeps and being a solid dude. King shit.

[@doodleplayer4014]

Yep hes got some good relationship advice for toxic relationships too. My dad was like the dad that watched the football game with his friends.

[@IAmOnFireLol]

He is a true king

[@ozdunder]

@@doodleplayer4014 that's awful, sorry to hear that mate

[@doodleplayer4014]

@@ozdunder No need to feel bad about it! I got the F out of there haha.

[@moro8772]

👑🤴

[@davidbass6780]

" *blank* is wondering why no one cares" " *Blank* is asking for support" " *Blank* has tracked your location, card details and address. *Blank* is requesting support, again. before its too late"

[@itzyowie]

Blank has purchased a new m-16 blank hopes you will care about that

[@cheesewallace5494]

" *Blank* has killed your family. *Blank* is requesting support or you're next."

[@Xyddian]

Blank is 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly. *Start running*

[@deadgamer7354]

Blank has burned the world Blank is sad

[@eseopu]

Blank killed all of life This is the end, Blank says Blank is happy The end

[@algorscutula]

Day 9 of appreciating the guy who is trying to get Robin to start saying “What’s popping, I’m Robin!” again

[@hungariancountryball2928]

@about you bruh

[@sonicthehunter]

That would be epic if he did

[@Gabe_V]

Tools of destruction, me and you

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

I'm robin and I'm throbbin

[@ariival3443]

T he dedication

[@Leppy331]

The child getting the present for his father and him not liking my makes me so sad. I’m only 18 and would love to have a child in my future that would get me a gift like that. I hope I am a good enough dad in the future lol.

[@blurryphan7578]

Just with that train of thought you'll be fine

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Well just remember that was definitely fake to get internet points and sell that piece of crap

[@reallynow7718]

Let's make a baby and you'll see 😏 Forgive me

[@Leppy331]

@@reallynow7718 uh oh she’s down bad

[@theairisamagician830]

@@reallynow7718 no

[@SappyDuder]

16:10 "no one spread the rumor that I was gay. Turns out I was a little bit but thats not the point" Robin is a big ass mood

[@Minceraft69]

Robin was a little too relatable when he said that

[@unbearabletruth4310]

Why can't I dislike comments

[@SappyDuder]

@@unbearabletruth4310 you can, it just doesn't do anything, it's youtube, not reddit, all it does is give you one little blue thumbs down

[@SappyDuder]

@@Minceraft69 I'm aware, but its fun to pretend that they aren't being an asshole and are just stupid and don't know how to dislike things

[@Minceraft69]

@@SappyDuder lol sorry i wasn't sure, I'll delete my comment

[@jazzycakes6294]

The feeling unsexy to her boyfriend one... My boyfriend saw it, and cringed HARD. He said that his last relationship ended up like that. They had a lot of problems and she tried to fix it with sex and resisted his attempts to talk it out, so he ended up not wanting it from her.

[@altaccount393]

Aight

[@idamations7982]

Yeah we don't know the background behind that one but it really did just seem like she wanted something from the relationship and he wasn't giving it to her and she was devastated, not really the not working out issues thing, tho of course it could be that, tho let's not assume the worst

[@herminbean]

I was gonna comment about that one. Think it's a bit harsh saying he's either "going through male menopause" or "he's just a dick". Guys are allowed to not want to have sex. He ain't a dick for turning down sex. There could be a number of things happening in that relationship that we don't know about, bit strange to jump to the conclusion that something is wrong with the guy

[@jazzycakes6294]

@Topaz Pie Eh. To some, it's just a genuine human need, like thirst or hunger. You can satisfy it yourself, sure, but there's no intimacy in that. Some people also crave that kinda connection with their partner. If things aren't going well, however, or if you ask for it too much, it becomes tiresome, more like a duty or chore. It's better to say no at that time, and either leave or fix things.

[@basilbat273]

@Topaz Pie It's like less sex more not being wanted or for lack od a better term , "used"

[@makii7408]

05:00 this reminds me of the 35+ year old guy that hinted on loving me after playing a game together twice and chatting for like 3 days, naive me thought I was interpreting wrong and a month or two later a friend sends me messages he sent them about how I was "all over him" but then later when I started distancing myself that I was "toying with him". I am 16.

[@jeannefourie4704]

Omw yikes

[@curious_xgirl5264]

Are you okay?

[@makii7408]

@@curious_xgirl5264 yup yup, cut all ties around two weeks ago, I wouldve done it earlier but had to tell some people about it and get a few promises to make it impossible for him to contact me

[@kidsgamingytbythetbot8652]

that man is very sussy 0-0

[@youarentyouwhenurhungry2379]

@@kidsgamingytbythetbot8652 *IS THAT AN AMONGUS REFERENCE?!?!?*

[@sarahgray430]

The gentleman looking for someone to inheirit his business might actually be a very interesting person who worked all his life and never had a chance to look for a wife. Also, my parents started forgetting my birthday when I was 14, so I learned how to bake my own birthday cake, and now that my daughter (whose birthday is 18 days after mine) is getting to be that age she and I will be baking our birthday cake together, and I will always try to do something for her birthday.

[@twendos833]

Awesome way to go about it, yo. Good luck!

[@anstupid4093]

@@TheMaskedFox288 Glad to know you refuse to try and understand others and instead opt for hating them! You'll fit in well here on the internet!

[@TheMaskedFox288]

@@anstupid4093 also he's using craigslist. No sane human uses craigslist for serious listings.

[@averagehumanbeing7932]

@@TheMaskedFox288 go away we didn't ask for your opinion

[@averagehumanbeing7932]

@@TheMaskedFox288 but you're right on the second one, who tf uses Craigslist

[@maelorn69420]

I miss the times where the indian dudes used to be like "Hello, I am undor da wator, please help me, here's too much raining"

[@maelorn69420]

@Nine Tailed Fox hold this king. 👑

[@maelorn69420]

@Nine Tailed Fox just gave you back what's yours

[@tree561]

Yeah

[@DivineDefect]

@Rishab Tirupathi We owe you everything.

[@TheNamesArif]

@Rishab Tirupathi oooOooOOOOooo

[@kyemaly7488]

Ah yes. Watching people being cringey helps me forget all the times I’ve been cringey

[@kyemaly7488]

@Diz is no1 I shall not trust the link

[@kyemaly7488]

@Nine Tailed Fox what is the link? I don’t want to get Rick rolled

[@kyemaly7488]

@Ochaccy-Chan Ok thx

[@fefek1]

You made me remember that moment when I wanted to scare my brother and knock on the bathroom door and made a weird noise when he was in the bathroom when I was like 12 but then I found out it was my dad in the bathroom and I just silently walked away in cringe

[@HemiHami]

I’m literally cringe he happy

[@jjr5453]

also i just want to say as a girl thank you for being generally respectful of women even recognizing that calling women “females” is a red flag

[@KingJellyfishII]

It makes me lose faith in humanity that this isn't the norm

[@KingJellyfishII]

@@Tixio_T I'd say that could still sound weird. the exceptions that I see are like, medical or scientific things.

[@toast5850]

@@KingJellyfishII it may come off worse saying that she is his girlfriend

[@KingJellyfishII]

@@toast5850 yeah but you can rephrase it easily not to sound like that. "she's my girl friend" -> "she's my friend who's a girl" typed thing

[@Yashiaski]

@@KingJellyfishII that just makes me feel like I'm using bad grammar tho

[@krestus6715]

I actually use male and female in day to day conversations... like in male patient and in female patient. Don't know why anyone would use it outside scientific and medical fields

[@milkmobile]

I use female out of my healthcare classes sometimes bc it's very difficult to say "girl" for me bc I struggle pronouncing my r's - other than that yeah it's weird

[@TarisLuna]

Those are pretty much the only times it's acceptable. Maybe in art too, if you make vaguely humanoid kreatures. But even that might be strange, because who needs to know an artworks gender.

[@qyxzy-]

@@TarisLuna nah that’s fine to do that

[@MiniMia48]

I use them ironically sometimes to sound like a smartass. I feel like using it for anything other than that and the rest of the things mentioned here is just weird.

[@3173_Delta]

Yeah, I recently made the post about biology on here, so I decided to write stuff like "Females do actually have a 3rd hole"(wee s3x ed sucks so I decided to explain stuff), because biology kinda do be on ur sex and not gender, But otherwise like on the post in the vid, yikes dude just say woman, and if you need cis woman say cis woman, it's that easy 🥴

[@Ragehunger]

If you're ever feeling down about yourself, know that there are people out there who are actively being disgusting and pathetic while living in denial about it, much like those who end up in this subreddit. Many people may not realize it, but acknowledging that you are in a dark place in life is a significant stepping stone towards a healthier mind. Never be afraid to talk about it, and don't feel shame in doing so, because confessing that you have mental health problems already makes you leagues better than those who have thrown away their own moral compass in life and become delusional.

[@QuiteSpiffing]

❤ THANK YOU! I have been trying to hammer home the point that "female" works only as an adjective, and is both really creepy and dehumanizing to use it as a noun.

[@75ur15]

It is literally both, as is male, it can be used as either and nothing dehumanizing about using the literal meaning of a word when it bears no part of meaning for or against humanity. We are also animals, as mammals, is that dehumanizing? I will grant you there are contexts where a word can be used to belittle or dehumanize someone, but women is worse than female at that, ie "Hey women get over here." Would be dehumanizing more so.

[@elhazthorn918]

@@75ur15 "My best friend is female" sounds more natural since it's used as an adjective to describe a person, whereas saying "my best friend is a female" as in a noun almost sounds like you're describing an animal or something. It's more suited to use "male" and "female" in say... impersonal situations, like the medical field or statistics, or when it's demographics, and is used in a purely matter-of-fact way.

[@75ur15]

@@elhazthorn918 I think that depends on context and tone more than the actual words, but that's just my opinion. In text it can look worse than it would sound.

[@kylabacerdo2607]

first one isn’t cringe, it’s just sad. they were so proud why did no one support them :((

[@BeczaBot]

It was cringe.

[@thatrandomguy6232]

@@BeczaBot "it was cringe[period]"

[@starryy1044]

@@BeczaBot not really

[@altaccount393]

Yeh

[@lesigh3410]

You shouldn't rely on others to make you happy for doing something to make yourself happy.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

"$6 + Figure revenue business" I like to think that it's actually a business selling figurines, and he made a total of six dollars doing it.

[@Tookyatoast]

sad...

[@jonathan_aitken]

1:02 “Did you die?” “Sadly yes….but I lived!”

[@qyxzy-]

@Nine Tailed Fox u were right lol this bot goes to every comment lmao

[@qyxzy-]

@Diz is no1 STFUUUUUU U BOT

[@godelemender8009]

@Nine Tailed Fox god damn what type of future vision do you have

[@The76Hoff07]

@Nine Tailed Fox no

[@shibs9971]

@@godelemender8009 Never underestimate the MTF's power

[@BrutalJambon]

16:03 Unfortunately the "Popular girl vs Extremely shy/Awkward dude" makes me think this was probably a long running joke anyway. If he had actually tried to flirt back or act on her "propositions", she might have made fun of him/humiliated him for "thinking he had a chance" or something like that.

[@foxmonx]

Yes cheer me on please.

[@weirdthe3rd308]

Agreed

[@labyrinth6861]

Agreed

[@zeepzorpflorp]

CONGRATULSTIONS BRO

[@beef7029]

Agreed

[@thatoneduckle4583]

Agreed

[@argenta7658]

17:36 Whoever wrote that is too kind for their girlfriend. That is just… wow.

[@BitterJoyXx]

Not to make a deal about it but I appreciate you useing "their" really helps assholes know that not everyone who has a girlfriend goes by "he"

[@Jake-uc1fs]

@@BitterJoyXx ok I may sounds rude, but what's is up with this pronoun stuff I'm seeing. Like one time I just seen a comment section being offended because the op use the pronoun she to a biological woman but that said woman goes by (I don't remember the pronoun that she prefers to use). Why all of sudden the pronoun feel like as offending as "you are not gay, you just need to meet the right person"

[@BitterJoyXx]

@@Jake-uc1fs Because it's like saying sir instead of ma'am, you aren't a sir so you correct them to ma'am because it's rude to assume someone went by sir. Yknow? Like for instance if I got called a She I'd feel suddnely like my dysphoria is wrong and that I am a she not a they, it's about wanting others to use the correct promouns otherwise it's offensive and disrespectful(unless of course you don't know, than you say they/them)

[@Jake-uc1fs]

@@BitterJoyXx this kind of stuff is too complicated for me, back in the day you say he if you referring to a man and she if woman but now I feel like there's already hundred of way to refer to a person. You know what I'm going to use "it" to call people (unless they correct me) since this is internet anyway

[@meleter8107]

@@Jake-uc1fs I think 'it' is usually in reference to objects and such. Just use 'they'

[@Provker]

8:25 that was actually a clever move from Alex Bale along with the Cynical Critic, creating a subplot to his SpongeBob Conspiracies, (which yall definitely should check out)

[@benny_lemon5123]

Robin makes the best exasperated, salty motivational speaker honestly

[@KaitoGillscale]

Robin you’re a gem. Always a good video when you’re narrating.

[@bluetiger2468]

6:33. I kinda understand that reaction. It can be really embarrassing when someone puts a spot light on you at pretty much calls you out on the internet. And now everyone is waiting for you to say "I love you" back. Never confess your love to someone under the public's eye. It's super immature and you're pressuring them to be nice or else everyone will see them as a bad person.

[@billcipher8645]

Idk I feel like they are both just memeing

[@ariahjames4340]

I don't

[@gurepbell]

@@billcipher8645 wtf no

[@doubleaabattery7562]

Okay but did they really have to say they hate them and never liked them ever?? They couldn’t just say “hey let’s not talk about this in public”? Sounds like the red blank is just a giant POS who was manipulating blue blank

[@bluetiger2468]

@@doubleaabattery7562 Yeah, they should have talked to them about it privately. But they probably let their frustrations get to them. I remember a while back, someone joined a discord group chat I was in and this new person kept wanting my attention and @ing me 3 times a day. They were always "nice" to me, but all this unwanted attention from a stranger was really irritating. I ended up talking to them about it and they stopped. But I feel like this person had a similar experience, except they kept quiet. They didn't tell them to stop. Until they flat out exploded when this person confessed their love for them publicly so they retaliated by rejecting them harshly publicly. How the person reacted was immature and wrong but it's also immature and wrong to confess your love for someone online instead of to them privately.

[@socialist_elmo]

remembering stuff from high school is always painful

[@thedetectove]

13:53 That is when you add all to a group chat(except the one girl) And ask why they stayed silent. If no one gives a care, ignore all of them. That person doesn’t deserve those people.

[@pringlebatch]

Robin saying "Turns out I was a little bit (gay)" made me laugh, because Same! Why is it the bullies always know before we do? 😅

[@mehhssi3667]

"but why dad" made me sad

[@paleoprodigy1044]

But why dad? :(

[@swagathon6967]

That shit breaks my heart . The saying goes “ every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child “

[@mehhssi3667]

@@swagathon6967 facts man

[@B2wasTaken]

Can we get a round of applause for Head of Security: Otto the Dog

[@sheerdc2903]

Baked waffles

[@altaccount393]

Unbaked waffles

[@sheerdc2903]

Baked waffles

[@RealRedRabbit]

8:04 OR... he just doesn't want to have sex with her. You can't force someone to have sex with you. If the roles were reversed here and it was a guy crying that "my girlfriend won't have sex with me" the response would be different. No woman is obligated to have sex with a guy, even if they're in a relationship, just as no guy is obligated to have sex with a woman either. Respect boundaries.

[@SupHapCak]

It’s different when it’s your SO, as the whole point of getting to girlfriend/boyfriend stage is to have sex, unless you’re into casual hook-ups.

[@RealRedRabbit]

@@SupHapCak the whole point of getting to girlfriend/boyfriend stage is most certainly NOT to have sex. If that's the reason to date someone you're gonna ensure your relationships don't work out long term.

[@Kiara-M]

I think the issue was that she felt unwanted and unloved by her boyfriend, so she thought her action would make him want to love her. Hence why she felt humiliated when she was ignored.

[@MasterIsabelle]

@@SupHapCak this belongs on r/sadcringe

[@coconutmomentyeah]

THANK YOU! I was about the comment this. He isn’t a piece of shit, I’m really surprised they called him that.

[@salemkitty5786]

5:40 It is a LOT more complicated than that. Assets ? Finances ? Social pressures to be married and stay married ?

[@Abstract_zx]

5:08 idk about anyone else but when i hear "ok thats it im done hiding my feelings" i expect a pissed off anger vent not a love confession

[@billcipher8645]

Yeah or a very exaggerated sad vent

[@crowborn666]

Me: *hears someone refers to a woman as 'female'* Also me: *visibly shuddering while trying not to vomit*

[@etsybarney]

There are few instances where the term male or female should be used, like police reports.

[@crowborn666]

@@etsybarney or medical and science fields, but outside of those three it's completely unnecessary

[@VERYHEVYMAN]

Son have you got any females?

[@FirstnameLastName-mr8lk]

@@crowborn666 nah theres a few other places like in rap or music in general

[@altaccount393]

I’m a female and I don’t think anything is wrong with it???

[@jovalleau]

One of the reasons Robin is the best is the creative "bleeping" of swear words. Much funnier than the other that baby-talk over them.

[@draykedudzic8604]

I found it obnoxious and grating

[@dreyishere]

what about damien

[@snom4482]

About the “parasite is a bad movie” it’s an arg from Alex bale, the guy who created pizza time, so that channel is a troll

[@videofreak6454]

Wait really

[@cherrylavender4425]

I love Alex Bale! He makes the best Sponge bob conspiracy videos! :)

[@segevider3566]

My yearbook had “you are better than the bombing of Hiroshima” and “Never wear a Colombian necktie”

[@Ardorstorm]

oh jesus... what's a colombian necktie? I have a feeling the answer is going to be disturbing Teenagers are a cruel and sociopathic breed

[@jakekaywell5972]

@@Ardorstorm A Colombian necktie is when someone cuts your throat and forces your tongue to loop down your throat and out of the cut, having your tongue droop down like a tongue. It's associated with Colombia due to the gang wars of the 80s and 90s, who were known to be particularly cruel in order to gain control.

[@ayumi2754]

Me: has had a stressful week of school and assignments. Emkay: not on my watch. *I just basically binged watched about all of the videos from like months ago till now just so that I can have a nice laugh while doing homework. Thank you to everyone and have a great day.

[@blue73510]

the one where the dad cancelled on his own kid just made me sad. a parent should never be like that, thats so awful.

[@Envviro]

4:44 I kinda feel bad for Dustin here even though he is being really cringe. When nobody notices you it’s really easy to develop feelings for the one person who actually does talk to you.

[@Dany126PL]

Yup. I understand how does it feel. So I felt really bad for him. For me She could talk to him about it in private, but also he should confess in private too.

[@AlexandriaSWest]

Once in my early 20s I was on a first date with a man who told me was slightly uncomfortable with sex because he'd had a testicle removed due to cancer and was self-conscious about it. I replied by saying that I was very sorry he'd been through that but that it made him special to have one ball, "like a unicorn!". He was speechless and I never heard from him again. Point being we all have our moments that make us cringe when we are trying to sleep. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷😣

[@moyai6618]

This video reminds me of the time that my substitute randomly said “Boys, you better start working harder, the women are starting to catch up, so you know what will happen to the economy.” That really rubbed me wrong.

[@Mercury_DumbOne]

Hey! Atleast he used "women" and not "females".

[@moyai6618]

@@Mercury_DumbOne yeah, at least 😕

[@trindalas]

Yea that last one is basically me. Plus celebrating like the last 12 or so birthdays alone with “cake for 2” (which is really just cake for one depressed person)

[@112523]

As someone who has lost friends of over 10 years cuz they pulled the "only for the group" thing (they also basically dropped me when my mom passed) i can truly stand by the advice of moving on and finding better friends. As for me, i have friends that i can actually trust now. As they're not afraid to show me their flaws. And thanks to one of them i also have gotten a better job that's overall better for my mental health

[@beansmarine9648]

If there’s sad cringe that means there’s also mad cringe happy cringe

[@3173_Delta]

So there should also be disgust cringe and fear cringe huh

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

I love happy cringe. It's when my dog tries to run down the hill and just tumbles.

[@coltonhau693]

I like how he said people still play rune scape, it’s a mobile game now and I love the nostalgia

[@fringe_piano]

"but no one said I was gay" "turns out I was a little bit" DID WE NOT ALL FEEL THAT LMAOOO

[@yourdiscordkitten8165]

17:48 LMAO that character is a 600 year old goddess with horns that looks 16

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

Adeptus not a goddess... that would be Zhongli (which she simps over)

[@woosh6340]

Yeah, his girlfriend is an piece of trash.

[@nefwaenre]

Seems like a lot of us have traumas related to birthdays. i have it too... which is why i don't celebrate my birthday any more, but secretly wish myself hbd and wait for some videos by some fav people to upload on that day. Any thing is better than nothing i suppose.

[@iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249]

Happy early birthday! :D

[@nefwaenre]

@@iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249 Oh how thoughtful! Thank you :')

[@929er13]

my birthday trauma is having a birthday in the first place. i literally wish no one acknowledged it bc i dread getting older and people reminding me of it makes it worse.

[@polaknasieci1331]

The guy who called out the guy who "forgot his alt account" was actually the guys alt account, he is also the one who posted it to reddit, everyone in that screenshot inluding the guy who posted it in the subreddit is the same person, and he did it to get more views on the video.

[@freddie5890]

I bet _you're_ an alt account too

[@extracrispyclown2792]

that was cringe as-is but now that I know this, it's even worse cringe 100 X cringe 100 = cringe 10,000

[@yaysuu]

he could be any one of us, he could be you, he could be me, he could EVEN BE-

[@extracrispyclown2792]

@@yaysuu noice

[@altaccount393]

Guys, am I famous now?

[@Inspectedbeans]

yeah, i get happy when no one cares, then get sad.

[@MidsizeFool]

i love how sometimes when something bad happens to OP robin just instantly gets Vietnam flashbacks and starts going off about how everything that happened to OP will get better and that they need to do better in life

[@ungusbungus2486]

I don’t cringe at some of these, others are just sad.

[@swagathon6967]

Some of them ( football dad , secret Santa) are just heart breaking

[@yesanameirequested1682]

I am gonna be honest, having an hologram is worse than suffering alone. It's like having online friends, they are great to have, but at the end of the day, they are what they are.

[@TheGreatThicc]

That highschool friends one hit close to home. I had a best mate that I knew since grade 1 and we stuck together up to a few years after highschool graduation. I got him a job at where I worked at the time by politely asking the HR lady to look at his resume first since I knew he was beyond qualified. Found out a couple months later from the cashier I was friends with, NOT him, that he was quitting because he was moving across the country with his girlfriend and her family.

[@paultonacci1026]

your level of emotional investment in this subreddit takes this to another level

[@hedge248]

"Never had anyone spread rumors I was gay, but I was a little bit" is hilarious.

[@Aragon-no5tc]

I'm very glad I'm lucky enough to have true friends. If you ever are in a friend group, then think about if you can share your concerns safely without restraint to atleast one of the people within the group. If someone is willing to listen to you speak your mind about your concerns, then they are a friend who will stick with you. Treat others with care and respect, and try to be the one who people will approach for help. This is cheezy as all hell but be kind, be compassionate and you will naturally end up with people around you who actually care for you.

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fum fact: printer ink is more expensive than human blood

[@deltasexual8251]

What the f**k?! *Several gunshots commence*

[@ddc171]

You can kill someone and extract their blood. Can't say the same about inks

[@deltasexual8251]

@@ddc171 instructions unclear, the police is here.

[@ddc171]

@@deltasexual8251 kill the police bro

[@DontDisapPyrrha]

Honestly I wouldn’t be mad if I got dumped for Ganyu, she’s amazing

[@Yeetusthyself]

same

[@deltainfernoxs]

Same

[@ZNEO3NZ]

Can he drink an entire can of sparkling water in one go though?

[@Leo-wh1st]

@@ZNEO3NZ She has horns and a frankly concerning amount of hentai, does that count?

[@colloncanai2084]

@@Leo-wh1st wha-

[@eyeofcthulhu530]

8:30 remeber when we didn't realise this was for HMF ARG

[@daashazireael6613]

I used to talk and flirt with the nerdy dudes in school because they actually treated me like a person and not an object but they were all so clueless and never flirted back or asked me out. They were nice and didn't try and grope me and actually talked to me like I was on their level even when I was having them teach me how to play Magic or stuff with school work.

[@emmet3960]

Day 1 of supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

[@emmet3960]

Day 2 of supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

[@kiachaelchild]

@@emmet3960 day 3 supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

[@emmet3960]

@@kiachaelchild mmm yes

[@emmet3960]

Day 4 of supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

[@baloongis6028]

Day 4.5 of appreciating op for his xylophonr lessons

[@nitrobilder12]

Love the max jokeing in every way then flip to a bit serious like sorry I over stepped but it's a joke

[@TTKtheYoutuber]

this cured my depression

[@thepeepeeparalyzerofficial4397]

Do this again, it’s too relatable with the friend betrayal parts

[@Garlic_Bread]

Ganyu is pretty and all, but there's no way someone would dump their s/o because of her 💀 Edit: I stand corrected

[@arlecchinoimpact725]

He needs to leave that women

[@АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э]

Right like, she's a character from a video game 😭 it's ok to find her attractive but come on

[@Ghostie-Tempura]

Yo dude, just saw the edit. Are you okay?

[@hotpocketsat2am]

the best part about the one of the parasite review is that that's actually part of an arg, including alex bale's spongebob theories and happy meat farms.

[@basil3139]

I was bouta comment that

[@rachelnemergut3826]

im proud of the first dude and his xylophone skills

[@TenLegends]

I just started xylophone lessons

[@Vindisin]

Hope your journey go's well!!

[@Memenado.]

Hope that all is well

[@Cocosluvsu]

10:27 That's not cringe, It's just sad.

[@dianaval6082]

Some were plain sad then cringe

[@M1stal0]

Ikr

[@rkon7629]

Yep. I just feel bad.

[@muzammilansari5592]

Everything aside , that SFX when robin swears is gold. Cracks me up when the editor plays it on slo mo

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

8:41 "if you've ever seen pet cemetery, just remember sometimes, dead is better'' ayuh

[@davidgomera4489]

man, imagine getting dumped for a video-game character. I didn't know humanity could go that low 🙄

[@imthesadsandwitch1489]

All of these birth days are making me remember the time every one forgot it was my birth day even tho I have been hiping it up for the 2 week bofore and a joust cried when I came home

[@dieselrage9723]

Your cat will remember this and is just waiting for the perfect day to get revenge

[@MOSCOWDEATH161]

13:38 omg I feel this, this in particular has never happened to me but im always scared to partake in group stuff with my friend group because im always scared that they'll do this, hasn't happened yet though so know : )

[@kylelagadon8529]

2:50 No no no, that message is to tell him he needs positive friends in his life and the negative ones are dragging him down.

[@Super0of4]

10:12 He thinks he'd be a protagonist but he's really just one of those guys in the back with brown hair who doesn't even have a face

[@superiorlist5007]

You stole that roast

[@dontlookatmypfp5722]

Nice pfp

[@UuwwwuU]

The secret Santa thing reminded me of the time when I was in 8th grade were a friend o mine got involved with some girl and her group of friends started talking shit of him and spread things all around the school so he had to leave the school cause everyone hated him

[@deadinside8781]

Your pfp is so cute!

[@UuwwwuU]

@@deadinside8781 Thank you kind stranger!

[@Gaming4ever27]

The only time you should refer to people as male/female is in biology class

[@adinkovacevic9826]

Robin just seems too real, ya know? Like a lot of KZbinrs are all fake energy and personality, and their jokes are tailored to their persona, but Robin just doesn't have that same vibe. Love the vids btw!

[@theholyknight2581]

Do not help him.

[@whyiwakeup6460]

8:06 this guy’s whole channel is a part of an arg. It’s all satire and there’s interesting lore

[@sophiags4240]

Okay, but at 3:05, did anyone else read the other comments in the yearbook? The blue one was the biggest, but ALL of them on the page were mean. Poor kid.

[@noahkirschtein8169]

“no one ever spread a rumor i was gay. turns out i was a little bit- but that’s not the point.” beautiful hahahah

[@helenburnes9275]

Everyone has a little sad cringe inside them

[@MrMediator24]

Sad cringe replaces water, so I'm 60% cringe

[@ppchannel2521]

Especially you❤

[@929er13]

i am made of 40% sad cringe and 60% mountain dew

[@quinnsmal4975]

The people in these videos make me love the block button

[@Marlin123]

10:35 he would have gotten birthday wishes if he would have gone

[@astrallexpr3ss]

I saw a movie where a girl named Veronica dumped her BF and he tried to bomb a school

[@astrallexpr3ss]

Just saying Veronica could be in grave danger

[@catboy6451]

8:17 This is fake. Not the J dude, but the video. It's part of an Alex Bale ARG.

[@Kai-ob6hd]

Peeps confessing love after a ridiculously short amount of time is pretty maddening. My personal best is 1 week. Like, I'm literally just being nice! 🙄🤦🏿‍♀️

[@hankbarcelona7314]

Men don't get treated nicely very often, so when someone does treat them nicely it tends to affect them pretty strongly.

[@kwstassp]

Ah,it's night I'm on my second mug of tea watching mkay videos. Could this get any better?

[@filbertoossani2972]

Fun fact: this video at 8:24 is part of Muse ARG and The Cynical Critic [the original poster's] channel is just one of many other channels like Lamechial or ThisFarmIsNotHappy are part of this ARG created by Alex Bale

[@JACKBAWESOME]

My favorite thing to write in random ppls yearbooks is, “you will always matter to somebody!”

[@buildfabtest358]

thanks i really just needed to curl up and cry

[@MOSCOWDEATH161]

me reading all the "romantic" posts and acting like it isn't literally what I would do: :>

[@caffeineandmemes]

Robin coming at us with the memes and the life advice 👏❤