ALL OF r/TIHI

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Damien ► / damienlee
Robin ► / xycronva
also Robin ► / @xycron
Robin | ouch: 0:00
Damien | want some change?: 12:10
Robin - you'll regret clicking this.: 22:40
Damien - what's up with your face?: 31:44
Robin - Damn Tails, you thicc 😳: 44:19

[@marshall7439]

"Crabs are just water spiders." You're literally correct, since they fall under the same category. Both are arthropods.

[@zinc2zinc2]

Great to know that even if i were a fish in the ocean, i still cant run away from spiders. I wonder if there are anthropods or spiders in space?

[@Joseavus]

@@zinc2zinc2 if there are then you just can't get away from spiders

[@dukenougat9387]

You often swallow 15-20 water spiders every 30 minutes

[@masonfoxall1579]

Water spiders are water spiders.. crabs are water spiders with claws

[@payton8363]

what about sea spiders

[@lottiemorton6373]

Hello can we have all of the emkay narrators reacting at once that would be so good. Unedited maybe live? Just pure madness

[@lottiemorton6373]

@cate winselt just why

[@kingofcringe9721]

@@lottiemorton6373 what is the link to ?

[@rj-boi]

@cate winselt WTF THIS IS A KIDS CHANNEL

[@zombotaro]

It wouldn’t be pure madness as they wouldn’t be the same, they’re doing it there because it’s their job. That’s why they’re like this

[@francescoragnoni8042]

1 You are right, tho i think they live in different time zones 2 THIS IS A FKIN KIDS CHANNEL

[@sirrayveltal8610]

10:22 Fun fact! Those two worked at an elementary school I went to a long time ago! They were two of the nicest teachers in the school. I never had them myself but I remember hearing so many great things about them.

[@andistansbury4366]

Huh. Can't imagine what it must be like to be Siamese Twins.

[@dragonetafireball]

39:21 in the original she cared far more about getting an immortal soul than dating the prince, mermaids had centuries long lifespans but no soul and the marrying the prince was more of a means to becoming human and getting that soul, he never viewed her romantically because most people wouldn’t try to date a mute child with their tongue cut out (how her voice was taken) who turned up at their house but he did view her like a little sister and he married a servant for love. Dancing was painful but she never expressed that to him so he thought he way just supporting a close employee who was perusing her passion for dance. Her sisters sell their hair to the sea witch to add a get out clause to the deal if she kills the prince she can go back to being a mermaid but she decides she cares to much about the prince to murder him so she throws herself into the sea and becomes seafoam (she dead) there is an epilogue added to later versions of the book where she basically becomes a guardian Angel who helps children and she can earn an immortal soul by doing 200 year of this service (time can be added or removed based on how well she’s doing) so basically she found an ethical way to obtain a soul which is what she truly wanted and she works for it without the need for a man but there’s nothing wrong with the man and he’d probably help her if he could in a totally platonic way.

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

So glad someone else knows that true version!!

[@cerealwithnomilk1388]

🏆long text award

[@Daeshandara]

....?

[@Trainboi1983]

Or she stabs herself to make her blood the colors of sunset

[@wigley7610]

L. o. n. g

[@KaneyoriHK]

Fun Fact: There's a species of carnivorous bee, known as vulture bees, often called Carrion Bees, as the name implies, it eats corpses. It can also make honey from said proteins. So meat honey is possible Fact Edit: I actually was wrong about the whole meat honey thing, it's impossible as flesh contains very little useable glucose to even produce it. Though technically they could produce a sort of jelly made from it. Rather the substance is honey-like and not actually honey. Though some sources do point to them actually producing honey, however, according to Google Scholar, these sources are not credible.

[@Miresskaa]

@Master Shifu Good old Human honey

[@kalinaszek]

I was told all types of bee love corpses.

[@KaneyoriHK]

@@kalinaszek No, not all types can break down those kinds of protein structures

[@kalinaszek]

@@KaneyoriHK I guess I must have misheard it. It was long time ago.

[@KaneyoriHK]

@@kalinaszek It's no problem, everyone's got their own mistakes, I might even be forgetting if there is another species of bee that acts similarly, but as far as I'm aware, I only know of Carrion Bees.

[@yrbr3]

lets not ignore the fact he read “fleshy friend” as “fleshly fried”

[@jihrexz666]

8:47

[@an00bpro10]

fleshly, he said fleshly. dont know why but it just makes it worse

[@blairturberfield3719]

TIME, PLEASE?

[@Stone-473]

😐 these are the reasons why I want to sit in the corner and cry

[@infinitebane]

⁠@@blairturberfield3719are you dumb? The timestamp is right above you

[@xyan5605]

14:20 If anybody’s wondering, the reason we get wrinkled up fingers after staying underwater for a while is our body adapting to give us a better grip underwater

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

that's the working theory anyways

[@gedsin2]

what if the entire body wrinkled up when you stayed in water for a prolonged amount of time

[@livingmybestlife60]

@@gedsin2hook man

[@ilikotsagareishvili9364]

@@gedsin2 imma become a raisin

[@Wren3iph518]

41:24 "Hi my name is Adam and I like to make tiny nerdy things"--- Adam, NorthofTheBorder

[@BuiHieuDong]

*"New bubble wrap will no longer pop when you squeeze it."* *Everyone else: *Crying intensifies**

[@lianecava4284]

Can Emkay Do r/Backrooms?

[@dukenougat9387]

I thought I escaped the bots

[@TheHypnosBunny]

Oh it'll pop just gotta twist it enough

[@murfyandersen8369]

In covid to

[@Trainboi1983]

Me:house is flooding

[@deltaduxdan816]

19:19 "if animals had forward facing eyes" forward facing eyes are usually an indicator of a predatory animal. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night after the switch to a broken window and THAT thing tearing up your leg, then it looks at you in the dead of night.

[@BestOneEver247]

thats a misconception

[@WarGrey_]

@@BestOneEver247 Okay... show us some exceptions, to each exception you show I can tell you a few animals that proves binocular vision and predator animal relation.

[@villian_deku_and_shigaraki]

@@WarGrey_ Myotragus, a type of extinct goat(pretty sure goats were or are prey animals), there is also the domestic cat, which, like many or most animals, can be both predator and PREY, fox can also often be prey because birds, the massive(?) animal known as gorillas that aren't exactly prey but are HERBIVORE they're not a carnivore, panda for some reason as the gorilla, any animal that lives or lived in the trees they need forward facing eyes to judge depth no matter their diet/place on the food chain, and I can't think of much more exception animals like these

[@yobnogard2374]

4:50 Robin: I don't have trypophobia, but if I do, I would have screamed Also Robin: *Ty fighter noises*

[@leo_the_lizard]

fun fact! that frog is giving birth through its back. the eggs are transferred from the female's back to the male's early on and keep growing from there, similar to seahorses!

[@Axieoxreupload-vh7oo]

​@@leo_the_lizardyeah I'm staying away from frogs and seahorses now.

[@furrybastard27]

2:04 sigh- *opens procreate*

[@LilGoopyGuy_]

wait.. no no no no

[@Anty_Praza]

The hell is "procreate"

[@furrybastard27]

@@Anty_Praza it’s an art program

[@AroAce_Psychopath]

​@@furrybastard27for apple (iPad)

[@tikibomber]

Robin; "I wanna thank nature got not doing this with any bird" Owls; *EXISTS*

[@-desertpackrat]

There's also at least one species of Crow which is slowly evolving to have more forward-facing eyes, because they learned to use tools like poking a stick into holes in trees and old wood to spear little bugs and worms so they can pull them out and eat them.

[@blairturberfield3719]

time pls

[@Bazk1t]

I want to like this comment but theres 69 likes

[@murpl1462]

"What if the water just don't let you out one day" is actually very deadly for insects because their bodies are too small to break the waters surface tension so they can get trapped and downed in a dewdrop.

[@drakecampbell8269]

25:16 the fact they had to say " pictured right" is incredible

[@BudgetGames69]

19:45 Guy: Man, I’m hungry. *AGGRESSIVELY SHOVES FOOD IN TO EYE* *rapid blinking intensifies*

[@kalinaszek]

If scented mask will convince more people I'm getting a vanilla one, or maybe chocolate

[@Pookiebear4000]

Gamer gunk mixed with mountain dew sentenced mask long lasting smell for boys men kid 5.99 for 100

[@kaiyotee2475]

Pumpkin spice is overused but actually really good in moderation fight me.

[@SubZeroXJ]

If we're talking about face masks, I'd recommend a couple drops of eucalyptus essential oil, it really helps if you wear one for a long time

[@soul_shots]

Mmm sounds like an excuse for a kiss ;) before someone try’s to eat your face lol 😂

[@tails_the_official334]

Or skin

[@OwlsEverywhere]

*Well, that gives a whole new meaning to "sheep to the slaughter".*

[@kaiyotee2475]

Whatcha gonna do when there's blood in the water

[@JLL_29]

@@kaiyotee2475 Drink it

[@kaiyotee2475]

@@JLL_29 gulp gulp gulp

[@swagstorm9629]

I’ve accidentally stuck my hand straight into a tick hatch before, got all of them off (somehow), luckily it wasn’t the nest itself. But seeing little black dots slowly making their way up your arms is something to scar you forever.

[@hiveofbees5577]

40:27 , this is a realistic moldy lemon cake.

[@ConnorPugs]

That’s not how I remember sonic wait a minute

[@officialneverfar]

Nice its connor :D

[@youngboydickmuncher5294]

OmG sEcOnD CoMmEnT On MaSsIvE Yt CoNnOr PuGs

[@Pairo_]

Sonic The Thiccass

[@avaccian629]

It’s exactly how I remember it

[@AceTechn0]

The original title was “r/TIHI Damn Tails, you thicc”

[@pinbella523325]

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo is a real book This is the overview; Lizbreath Salamander is young and beautiful. Her scales have an iridescent sheen, her wings arch proudly, her breath has a tang of sulfur. And on her back a tattoo of a mythical creature: a girl. But when Lizbreath is drawn into a dark conspiracy she will have to rely on more than her beauty and her vicious claws the size of sabres ... A dragon has disappeared, one of a secretive clan. As Lizbreath delves deeper into their history she realises that these dragons will do anything to defend their secrets. Welcome to the world of The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. A world of gloomy Nordic dragons leading lives uncannily like our own (despite their size, despite the need for extensive fireproofing of home furnishings), a world of money hoarded, a world of darkness and corruption. A world where people are the fantasy.

[@taviantackett33]

I want it

[@AustinSmith-gq5gc]

I need a link

[@skythealmighty2826]

legitimately want this

[@FnfSoftBf]

0:20! Longest Wheeze Ever! We’re Rolling and Dying on the Floor! 😂

[@gummiebeez]

34:40 I love Damien not knowing there's different types of face masks

[@GogiRegion]

50:42 That’s a coconut crab, and unlike many other animals who are actually less scary than they look, these things are actually more scary than they look. One of their primary food sources are birds that they eat after climbing up palm trees to attack. They can eat large animals like pigs all the way to the bone. It’s speculated that coconut crabs were the ones who killed Amelia Earhart. They’re incredibly scary.

[@szxcrab7782]

It's my crackhead uncle

[@squantaviousdinglenut39]

i'm sorry you WHAT

[@solsoldier3029]

@@squantaviousdinglenut39 Nature come back to do what right

[@marvelouslee4427]

There’s just something about crabs that makes them look delicious. Even the scary big ones that look like spiders. My brain is going “run” but my taste buds are going “consume”

[@solsoldier3029]

@@marvelouslee4427 you sure?

[@Mopsspoof]

Damien’s laugh is so damn contagious-I swear to god.

[@blairturberfield3719]

same

[@dylangrewen3627]

As a person with trypophobia, I can guarantee you I did scream very, very loud

[@leo_the_lizard]

guess what! that frog was giving birth out of its back. in case you didnt know, those were frog babies.

[@Qanomaly491]

"Imagine being in the water and that biting your toe" Fun fact, that thing is called a bobbit worm; named after a case where a woman named Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband's.... thingy.

[@me_plus_urmom]

There's an entire Mythbusters episode about what would happen if you cut off the air pressure in an old diving suit, like the ones with the metal helmets. They made a fake body out of animal parts and fake bones, and put it in the suit. Then they dropped it a ton of feet down into the ocean and cut off the air pressure. The water pushed all of the fake body out of the fabric suit and squeezed it all into the helmet, where you can actually see all of the bones and everything. It was kinda freaky.

[@rack795]

15:42 Why do have a feeling that the carrot should be in r/bossfight

[@Mercury_From_Solarballs]

8:00 The funny thing is, Rapunzel literally looks the same but with more hooded eyes

[@Sleepy_Daizy]

27:13 Actually the Power went out during the night meaning phones, clocks, lights etc... so Kevin COULDN'T have called the police.

[@Krashs6]

Damien: says he is having a good time The next meme: Imma ruin this man's whole mood

[@wolfiadarkangel]

0:16 *Didn't know William and micheal would be here*

[@ViperV1662]

44:22 the reason for this is that our ancestors bid toe used to be a thumb to grip on to tree branches

[@ash0x_]

4:40 got me wheezing

[@chellow3261]

There is, no joke a fish that can walk on land and breath, then multiply. We had an infestation a few years ago. Fucken horrifying.

[@Rivwe]

hot take: scented masks are a good way of getting people to shut up and put the mask on

[@laurareiss1]

Chloroform scented mask

[@mythrezia]

12:11 As a Skyrim and Source 1 modder, I encounter this thing everyday and still freak out.

[@imskyskyhigh]

3:43 this made me choke on my water

[@spill-the-tea-sis]

The bedazzled moldy lemon done confused the hell out of Damien 🤣

[@Mo_Speckleblitz]

Is THAT what that was. Ok

[@spill-the-tea-sis]

@@Mo_Speckleblitz Yeah I thought the same thing. If you look close you can see they’re small jewels.

[@-desertpackrat]

Well technically they're beads, not jewels, this is macrame, the art of sewing small beads in patterns. You can see the holes in some of the beads, the very tiny ones you can barely see which mostly comprise the lemon's peel and other flat surface, are called "seed beads", the tiniest beads you can buy. And it's pretty well done too.

[@Cross_Sans.X]

your pfp confuses me

[@spill-the-tea-sis]

@@-desertpackrat oh that’s cool! Thanks for informing me’

[@diabeticjesus87]

This subreddit leaves me feeling shaken and empty for several hours after the torture ends.

[@BinglesP]

27:25 This concept almost happened, there was leaked models and trademark registering for a series of half-rat dolls wearing garbage for clothing called “Trashion Alley”

[@alice_weirddom]

17:55 now i know why i never sleep.

[@markgallagher1790]

40:50 That's a bobbit worm. Essentially an underwater graboid. Even uses vibrations. Isnt very mobile though

[@terminus9897]

Thank you I was searching for this comment

[@Adolf.Dripler.69420]

@@terminus9897 same

[@goldfishchromee]

@@terminus9897 same

[@solsoldier3029]

I already know it

[@goldfishchromee]

@@solsoldier3029 so do I, I was just looking for someone else who mentioned it

[@minklemadness5532]

35:56 Fun fact about a panda: a man once tried to teach a panda how to hunt for food and to try encourage it he wore a panda costume, this lead to the panda killing the man as it took it as a challenge

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

If you get caught by that rolling black and white peabrain, that's kind of on you lol

[@sijam2m59]

10:05 it’s actually quite nice

[@EinXTRAZ]

My dog died yesterday, your videos always manage to cheer me up 🥹 thanks EmKay ✌️

[@rarewub010]

28:05 For you people who don’t know what a “partygoer” is, it’s the 67th entity of the backrooms. If you get touched, you slowly turn into one by the hour. These partygoers make flesh cakes, and more food that is made from human skin/meat/ etc. They had a rival, the partypoopers, and they decided to have a war with them. The partygoers won. If you wanna read more about it, just search the backrooms wiki and search “The Fun War”.

[@themoonchild7302]

Can you explain party poopers? I couldn’t find much about them

[@Trainboi1983]

@@themoonchild7302 partypoopers actually survived,they are in the promised land,a enigmatic level of the backrooms,I think

[@Trainboi1983]

Nope nope. Nope nope nope so much nope

[@Gabriel.thejudgeofhell]

Not if they touch, but if they bite a human, they have mouths on their hands

[@Trainboi1983]

@@themoonchild7302 11 months… The partypoopers…………… They….. Are……. BACK!!!!!!! In not just the promised land,but also every other level in the backrooms,and the partypoopers aren’t entities,apparently they are a colilistion of people dedicated to wipe out the partygoers,now classified as the “sanguine festavus virus.”

[@zcubeDbz]

57:25 People wonder why he always runs away from Amy. He's just not trying to catch a case

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

He's actually 15, but the point still stands.

[@yahyayazgi]

​@@SilverAceOfSpades he is 17 it is 33nd anniversarry of the game this year Sonic characters age half as fast as we do from what i can say atleast that seems to be the case (well kinda the time they were put into the series has a starting age and then they get older every 2 years) Amy is 12 so Amy is 12 Sonic 17 (just giving the age info)

[@reanukeevs5149]

18:46 Anyone ever hear of a poison jar? Basically you put a bunch of poison animals into a jar and leave it. After they kill and eat each other it is said that the poison from the remaining one animal is the strongest. BTW, This info comes from a Manhwa called "The Gamer"

[@Just_Get_Lucky]

Mayonita makes me wish the week was over, IT'S SUNDAY. THE FIRST DAY OF THE WEEK.

[@TuffMelon]

I get into such a reflex of clicking on every new EmKay video I somehow didn't notice this was an ALL OF video so I was very confused when it suddenly changed to Damien's voice.

[@ShockWave5REAL]

7:03 Your wish is granted.

[@Ch1ps_cha0s]

Hello can we have all of the emkay narrators reacting at once that would be so good. Unedited maybe live? Just pure madness 1.4K PLS SO THEY CAN NOTICE US

[@CL0UD3D.]

Fun fact, wolves have slightly webbed paws to walk through snow better and swim better. So do humans... we have lightly webbed feet and hands...

[@thebestfishinthesea]

12:27 The fact that this is Alex Hirsch makes me want to binge-watch Gravity Falls

[@theemperorcat9832]

1:14 Oooh so that's what happened to Robo Spongebob after The Battle Of Bikini Bottom 🧐

[@LibertyPrime-D3M0CR4CY]

Also the trypophobia frog, yeah that exists. But imagine storing children in your stomach, having them grow up and crutch your lungs, then regurgitate the adults. The extinct platypus frog.

[@_penne_pasta_]

6:43 Ngl that bacon mac’n’cheese pizza looking tasty af

[@Harmony_Fox]

7:59 I think the most disturbing thing in this image is that they fit their face shapes really well... And that Aurora/Maleficent is labeled as "Beauty and the Beast" 🤦

[@mammoneymelon]

18:28 i kid you not, i was taking a drink of water when i saw this and almost dropped my cup

[@PetalFox089]

Chicken eyes swap I agree with you 100%. I’m laughing like crazy right now.

[@glitterPOP]

35:50 eyeglashes

[@arthyem21320]

**clears throat** In Sonic defense, they took his age counting from his creation date, being 1991. In the games, he is always 15. Amy is just three years younger than him.

[@averageenjoyer9315]

1:42, their father never came back with the milk

[@HenryTV-ko9oi]

14:42 What a masterpiece.

[@elliottadams2090]

Robin legit became a TIE fighter at 4:55

[@scottwilliams846]

Hey Robin, the book "The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo" is a real book. I just looked it up and found there was a 21 page preview (out of the 171 pages) available if I so chose to have a look. I didn't though.

[@TsukasaRui71684]

5:40 Ikr they are always like that

[@mollie3606]

I had to send the part with the bean lava lamp to my teacher lol. So we have this weird theme in our online class: beans in unexpected places

[@ihateyourvideos]

Thumbnail: Thanks, I LOVE it.

[@tinyshiny4082]

As a girl I can confirm 0:52 is correct it’s what we do.

[@darlenetuggle398]

therapist: don't worry T H I C C Tails doens't exi- T H I C C Tails: 44:32

[@ParallelTortoise769]

the egg with the eyes in it made me SCREAM

[@bellesmith6715]

14:49 I love beef jerky, and I've never thought of it that way. Jack Links Cow Raisins is just too funny.

[@bugbugtheone2143]

I love it when they laugh, like, SO FREAKIN' WHOLESOME!

[@Scout-n32]

1:27 ta daaaaaaaaaaaa

[@datcat11scratch]

0:48 You know, I always had a theory that dinosaurs very likely didn't look at all like what we think, and this slightly confirms that for me

[@genericusername6204]

20:55 homie shaved the tail off too

[@benj.7565]

18:00 Me being a Fullmetal Alchemist fan, that brought a deep sadness to me.

[@Reaper-ni5hr]

I know

[@TacticalTerry]

I'm glad someone else caught that too

[@MrFuji87]

Hello from the future 👋 I'm glad someone said something! He just quickly went over it while I'm sat here dying inside

[@playonlinegames6418]

god damn this video doesn't need to remind me that

[@Nightmareannimations]

17:46 huh, no wonder me and my besties cant fall asleep in our homes when our families are nearby 😊

[@crazygator]

This is the best video of r/TIHI

[@Saucecoriander]

Damien: Crabs are just water spiders. Me: and shrimps are just water ants!😃

[@FeenieVonKarma]

everyone else: UGH, get it away from me, NOW Damien: (either laughs or compliments how cool/gnarly said thing is)

[@Autistic_Nut-Job]

41:03 don't you dare apologize, that was a great joke

[@pieceofbogus110]

56:38 I- I MAY REGULARLY WATCH THIS PERSON’S SPLATOON STUFF

[@Void_not_found]

6:27 it's only the car key's and Jupiter I can't relate to, how I get the fucked up fish is none of y'all's business-

[@PentaromaLMA0]

32:15 "Im a lil tired everything is gonna be funny to me." The next image definitely waked them up

[@mileymint]

woke sorry, I paid too much attention in English class

[@throwbjörne]

8:47 you somehow made it worse by saying "fleshly fried" implying its been fried recently

[@Flam_Is_Cool]

good gracious this is horrifying and amazing

[@Octopus_Lamp]

I swear when emkay uploads my day gets like- 10x better

[@matzoball90]

That's not the line

[@Octopus_Lamp]

@@matzoball90 wdym?

[@totoisayal5045]

@@Octopus_Lamp you didnt add JELLY to ur name....it seems you were late for GAY.... Now you will be the sacrifice

[@astralfloof4117]

It's a mistake not a miracle

[@lottiemorton6373]

Beans

[@victinistealth5756]

24:55 looks like a face hugger. (Also it Conveniently fits the next TIHI)

[@-xdarlingsystemx-]

I'm gonna be one of the Sanderson sisters I think for Halloween this year! Very excited

[@jacobbreitha4299]

fun fact: according to a very kind australian stranger on the internet i came across recently, kmart is actually very big in australia and makes very good money there. i am told it is very popular there :)

[@mythicalchikin6954]

57:03 you turn completely into bread, of course. The finest, softest, most exquisite bread of all. Then the geese devour you like ravenous wood chippers.

[@MrChristianDT]

I guess there have been at least two tooth fairy based horror movies- Darkness Falls & Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. Second one is legitimately pretty scary.

[@Mr_handsomz]

7:16 :Wtf is the girl in the background doing? Ohhhhh Wait, she’s an npc😮‍💨

[@snarkatryta]

The Devs forgot to add thier animations

[@Mage335]

"What was once lost can never be truly be found again" "I'm broken inside papa" " *ta daaaa* "

[@KirboWerbo]

His laugh makes everything funnier it’s sound like my grandmas air system in the bathroom