ALL OF r/CRAPPYOFFBRANDS

Almost an hour of the top posts from r/Crappyoffbrands on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Lexi ► / thelexikitty
Lexi | McDon't: 00:00:00
Damien | HUH: 00:12:33
Robin | I DON'T WANT TO!: 00:21:31
Robin | FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S GOES MOBILE 😎: 00:31:57
Robin | adasdas: 00:42:35

[@nefwaenre]

You know, it's always so funny to see these crappy off brands, cuz some of them are genuinely good names! The only downside is that this video isn't long enough.

[@sillyismoftruth]

I want a 24 hours long crappy off brands video!

[@NeedTherapyUrgently]

@@sillyismoftruth I don't think your ass would finish the first 10 minutes.

[@nefwaenre]

@@sillyismoftruth Same here honestly. :D

[@nefwaenre]

@XSammyTheFurryX ooooO? That's cool and funny at the same time!

[@NeedTherapyUrgently]

@XSammyTheFurryX wait, what the, FU

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

In Coraline, the mice called her Coraline. It was their ringleader who called her Caroline. He comments on how the mice called her Coraline and not Caroline, clearly thinking the mice have it wrong.

[@glass5874]

I'm pretty sure the person who said that was Lexi, she is a transgender lady who uses she/her, I just wanted to point it out.\lh (if I'm wrong feel free to correct me.)

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

@@glass5874 You're wrong af because the "he" I'm referring to is the mouse circus ringleader in Coraline.

[@main_pimp_8513]

@@glass5874 and who cares?.

[@main_pimp_8513]

@@LegendaryDorkKnight hahah...well done.

[@glass5874]

@@LegendaryDorkKnight Ah, I just read the sentence wrong I guess. It happens to the best of us.

[@JuanRodriguez-ce8vs]

I genuinely love knockoffs. When I find one that's hilarious, I buy it for my best friend or girlfriend

[@idontknoq4813]

Same! Never seen one, but I would if I saw one!

[@gavincharles403]

Iron deficiency man

[@moonsukki9988]

Sw7😅

[@moonsukki9988]

​@@idontknoq4813r o😊

[@mattalan6618]

@@idontknoq4813 whats that? a girlfriend?

[@giantpinkcat]

5:22 I love how it doesn't say "Collect 'Em All!" but "Please Collect Them"

[@timohara7717]

True

[@hannahbinns5897]

I was watching this on TV and that part came up while reading this comment...

[@immagical7036]

Saw the thumbnail and immediately blurted out “YES, BE GAY, DO CRIMES” in front of my Christian father, he took it well!! Even gave me a thumbs up and said “well if that’s what you want to do in life, then God is proud of you” Im so thankful my dad is such an accepting Christian, he of course doesn’t understand the LBGTQ+ community but he tries his best to be accepting and respectful Love him for it ;w;

[@Just_A_Skrungly_Animator]

That is amazing

[@Idkanymore975]

BAHHAHA THATS AMAZING

[@leek.3671]

thats adorable omg yes!

[@NWolfsson]

The juxtaposition of "Be gay, do crime!" and "Yes, God is very proud of you" is just too much for my Christian grown atheist gay ass XD

[@immagical7036]

@@NWolfsson *I KNOW RIGHT* Brings a tear to my eye that my father is like this ;3;

[@maverickREAL]

That TF2/Monsters Inc thing is surprisingly clever. Heavy is Sulley because Sulley's the big brute, Randall is the Spy because he can change his pattern, and Mike I think is probably because he's the small fast guy like Scout but maybe it's referencing Scout's "BONK!" motif and how Mike gets BONKed right in the crotch with a loud metallic sound similar to Scout's bat at one point

[@skellington8090]

I’d actually LOVE to see a Monsters Inc. TF2 mod, now that I think about it!

[@immuno9015]

It’s just really well executed too

[@brutal1pneumonoultramicro89x09]

36:59 rest in peace, *Y O U F L A P P Y B A S T A R D .*

[@nokia9233]

Marking Damien's Shaggy impression for later: 16:27

[@Moss_butt-da-_-alien]

i dont know if im allowed to say this, but this is absolutely lovely to watch while high.

[@90sBlubber]

I absolutely agree

[@BuiHieuDong]

The beginning is like those cheap shirts that your parents would buy for you when you were a kid.

[@sourkefir]

Another bot

[@valleyluvsU]

they try their best

[@Chloedasher]

Damn, I wish my parents would by me a skirt

[@polturdgeist]

i have sent 600 nuclear missiles directly toward your exact location

[@subbe124]

@@Chloedasher he said shirts lol

[@haydenfayt581]

Damian, I gotta say you have ✨ *A M A Z I N G* ✨ impressions of characters, and the Shaggy impression is no exception.

[@lorenabarea37]

43:06 jurrasic pan

[@bootlegthemagician]

@@lorenabarea37 jurrasic pan

[@Messier42-handle]

numberr fiffteennn. coblestone generator.

[@BinglesP]

11:00 The W is also an upside-down McDonald's Golden Arches. Or, I guess, Forest Green Arches in this case.

[@Sum67]

The D is from Disney. The “oo” and “ ‘s “ are still unknown/not found yet.

[@HahnZona]

At the AC/DC learning center: It’s just the band members badly teaching like 40 toddlers

[@kozsophe]

Crappyoffbrands is my favorite sub reddit, thanks for making a 1 hour vid!!

[@2006hondman]

S A M E

[@charlesgrantham4749]

@@2006hondman uhhh… why is Walter White here?

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

It’s one of my fav subreddits too!

[@FM60260]

3:59 That Joop is probably more reliable than it's name brand counterpart

[@dashcamandy2242]

As a Jeep owner, I can confirm. lol "Just Empty Every Pocket"

[@CalmedCChaos]

49:35 actually “partial” refers to a type of fursuit, but it still doesn’t make any sense since “partial” does not go with “head”. “Partial” fursuits refer to a suit that includes a head, paws, and tail.

[@timohara7717]

Still 600

[@timohara7717]

He will search for your hide

[@Imacat_419]

0:09 the crossover I didn't know I needed

[@lucahermann3040]

2:13 In German high schools, it's tradition to think of a wordplay on "Abitur" (or "Abi" for short) and print it on sweaters for the whole year as a graduation motto. Like "It's gonnABI legendary" or "Abitür - wir haben abgeschlosst" So this might not even be an off-brand, but a so-called "Abi-Pulli".

[@The_RedJoker]

7:39 uh you forgot to show the full image it just says Harry Potter what happaned??

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

TvT glad someone else noticed

[@YepItsCliffHanger]

I think this is the Harry Potter sonic Obama image (look it up)

[@ITSYEBOISteven]

The ‘W’ at 11:05 is also an upside down McDonalds logo

[@eliflatt1090]

Lexi earned my respect even more for knowing what a bulpup is

[@charlesgrantham4749]

Bullpups suck. The recoil is terrible.

[@iitsCarml]

@@charlesgrantham4749 🤓☝️

[@FiatUno2003]

​@@charlesgrantham4749uuuhhmm acshtually bulpups shuck cauxe their recoil ish bad 🤓☝️

[@stevenclark1662]

​@charlesgrantham4749 I love bullpups. You get the barrel length, but a more compact weapon. I will agree, however, that bullpups are one of those things that people either love or hate, no in between.

[@LexusLFA554]

Some of my favorite weapons are bullpups, like the P90

[@jennifermorrey7378]

1:36 Actually, the jumping mice are some of the only characters who don't call her Caroline!

[@csr129]

Right now I'm just picturing Sully firing Sasha while Heavy's laughing voice line is just playing

[@josephedwards9869]

4:57 that’s not Moana that’s Marijuana

[@object-official]

what can I say except, no problem

[@kaylaa2204]

16:30 Okay to be fair this is really clever word-play

[@0nlox]

Lexi should do more crappy off brands, she's perfect for it lol

[@timohara7717]

Trans forn discuntruction

[@AwesomeStarbust7]

Agreed

[@timohara7717]

I just realized the thumbnail is relevsnat

[@WynnicWither]

4:13: "CHOKING HAZARD -small **Farts** Not for Children under 3 years"

[@r3mx556]

33:52 Do you see that screenshot of a burning house? This is what happens to YOUR house when you say that Big Chungus is just a fat Bugs Bunny.

[@insomniac_at5461]

42:31 and here we have everyone’s favourite Madagascar movie, Madagascar: Positivity Centre!

[@warpnuclear]

27:51 *D E F O R M E D C A R* 😂

[@papascrumpeeh]

4:40😭😭😂😂

[@julijusaukstikalnis9625]

18:38 I actually have watched that, it came as an extra bonus for buying another offbrand CD, my parents bought it for me and my brother to keep us sitting in one place for atleast an hour, but for Ratatoing, it is not as bad as you might think, of course occasionally it is kinda weird, but i gotta say, growing up in eastern europe ain’t very easy, not much people could get their hands on CD with not offbrand movies or kid shows, but it did serve the purpose, I was calm and didn’t do anything stupid like drowning myself like I almost did before.

[@markerikson7423]

*PRECISELY!*

[@lorivaldez4839]

This is gonna be an awesome subreddit video on crappy off brands🎉👍Go EmKay go!

[@TheosTechTime]

0:03 team monsters 2

[@silverwurm]

As someone who loves breaded calamari, I would totally try a squid burger

[@DaLoveDonkey69420]

The "Swiss Fish" bit triggered the Mandela Effect as I immediately went "wait, is that not it?!" damn well knowing it's "Swedish Fish". Like wtf lmao.

[@denverarnold6210]

I would be extremely disappointed if Swiss Fish didn't have a bunch of holes.

[@DaLoveDonkey69420]

@@denverarnold6210 lmao, for real tho

[@MikayaAkyo]

We're used to be mistaken for Sweden by now. Especially when it comes to American Presidents :)

[@emmu4095]

1:49 the jumping mice call her Coraline but Mr. Bobinski thought they were pronouncing her name wrong

[@wjm154]

came here for this comment.. thnx ! glad i'm not crazy! 😅

[@partygamer62gamereviewsand76]

14:24 i laughed at "Don't Torment Me" for like 10 minutes straight omg

[@skintear]

The W in " WooD's " was just an upside-down McDonald's M.

[@IHadSoManyIngots]

And pretty sure the O's are from Google. This is actually kind of awesome.

[@skintear]

@@IHadSoManyIngots LOL, actually??

[@spookskeley]

7:31 i know the exact thing that is cut off here Its a miscolored sonic using mostly blue yellow and red (i think those colors) and Obama spelled on the side like this O B A M A You can also google harry potter Obama sonic

[@christinawahlberg6805]

Thank you! I couldn't understand Lexi and the picture didn't pan out :(

[@robinchesterfield42]

YES! Thank you! I kept wondering what the heck about _anything_ Lexi was saying. When something gets that much laughter and is not explained at all, it's extra annoying.

[@Tasoq]

Because it wasn't being shown, I just assumed it was something NSFW lol

[@ADHD-Creature-Official]

Yeah I’ve seen it on a backpack

[@timohara7717]

Thx

[@3am-gamer]

For those who can't tell, that's supposed to be the polter-pup from Luigi's Mansion 2 and 3. 36:15

[@bobaobsessed]

teacher: give your answer in the form of a number. me: i am trans in the form of a number

[@bobaobsessed]

teacher: what number? me: 69

[@Err_OR_Official]

You have my appreciation, I love this

[@bobaobsessed]

Thx

[@oddcrafter1270]

41?

[@WhiteCrustySock]

LETS GOOO 2 MINUTES WOOHOOO staying up really does have some benefits

[@JimmyEatDirt]

10:59 That's a McDonald's M, a Yahoo oo and the Disney D. What a time to be alive.

[@RobotsEverywhereVideos]

5:43 is that Sonichu omg

[@ChesterManfred]

I can't believe the first thing I see is this thing. That masterpiece of a blanket is no joke. It might be crappy and an off brand, but holy shit someone thought it would be amazing to do something like that. I don't know if to laugh or cry in endless suffer.

[@FM60260]

43:50 Super heroes that you could defeat with a pin, they look like they are just some random people wearing a bunch of balloons.

[@Goliushi]

1:03 Running Bull Gives You Fins

[@ashernelson7654]

The W in Woods is also the Maccas M flipped upside down

[@clapz_xilrayne3948]

9:22 scared the hell out of me

[@malcolmandal701]

"Boy Deformation" 💀

[@spacecore6340]

What the hell is the deal with the deformation stuff?

[@NimbusDaDumbass]

0:53 Ah yes, my favourite combat modes *attac and emergy*

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

4:12 "CHOKING HAZARD - SMALL FARTS NOT FOR CHILDREN"

[@SiebayRoo]

Ah, good ol’ Goodtime. Never once watched one of their movies but I sure did see them around a lot as a kid.

[@carlycarmine3858]

I watched a few of their Christmas movies and I wasn't impressed

[@Aus_mapping]

12:26

[@tallussy_hallussy]

I love joking about this with my parents lol.

[@eeeeee9973]

32:27 this is super horrifying

[@sapphiresplash]

SCOUT AS MIKE WAZOWSKI IS KILLING ME ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HELP

[@unstoppabletelephonestinks]

"Hey mom, lets go to mcdonaldduck's!"

[@eileenbutterfly7856]

I've seen Chop Kick Panda. There's a scene where the bad guy says "Prepare to meet your maker," and the henchman says "My mum is here?" Also, in this one the marital art is Tae Kwon Do.

[@pifilixxiv3192]

Not gonna lie, that joke slaps

[@kimdillon1638]

You guys crack me up! You have a new fan

[@MrZics]

The funny thing about all the Oreo knockoffs is that Oreo started off as a knockoff product of the Hydrox cookie

[@sad_pineapple]

1:43 Saberspark did a movie review on it and said it was absolutely tribal

[@bouncinglikethis]

28:51 That isnt Kyle Thats Kyal That isnt Kenny/Kenneth Thats Kennethdy That aint Butters Thats Ugly That Aint Wendy Thats Wendesday That Isnt Cartman Thats Trainwoman 💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@BinglesP]

47:12 got me calling Naruto "Nart" for short

[@PersonDoesStuff]

"I AM CHILD PROOF" - heavy or whoever

[@sarahoneill4954]

As a furry all the knockoff "fursuits" make me die inside.

[@AutisticBoardGamer]

These compulations really let us know just how many times they reuse things

[@Boowomp._.]

13:52 bro's mewing streak is off the charts 💀💀💀💀

[@StephenSD-P25]

41:17 It took me a sec to realize Karl & Sheen is on the Don't Fall Down box LMFAO!!

[@Aviation667]

In a very particular way, that pizza hat hat looks suspiciously close to the Red Hat one.

[@blendingsentinel4797]

It's exact same as the RHEL Logo.

[@carsonheschle642]

Lexi your style is giving me SorrowTV vibes and I love it. ❤️❤️

[@Masonjensrud-zn3te]

36:53 Ok, That's Clearly Autumn Blaze, But She's Green, Freddy But Blue, Megamind But Red, And Greg Heffley With A G-Major White Affect Color Swap, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

[@AllForSpeedyCollabs2ndAUTTP]

4:41 got me also good content mate

[@STUAA2024]

49:27 This made me laugh too hard

[@Tinker_Nerd]

I love the Squid Game stuff, mainly because Squid Game is no longer relevant lmao

[@greenrobot5]

I was falling of my chair with these

[@harrie_world]

2:19 Residual one is Defeated

[@FM60260]

I am actually eating an Apollo bar (store brand Mars bar spinoff) while watching this

[@pippilippi]

7:30...... I'm sorry, WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JOW WE CANNOT SEE THE IMAGE ON THE SHIRT!? If this is just that my phone is broken (i doubt it, the rest of the video plays fine, just not the shirt) i apologize, but holy fuck am I curious. I know they say curiosity killed the cat, but i don't think they mean like this 😔😔

[@kabarashi7164]

4:46 that from my country 💀💀 in here we have so many knock off brand-

[@user-hx3bg5rz5t]

28:53 I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THAT REFERENCE HELP

[@ezai5559]

"son how did you get that job if you are not even good creating names for brands"

[@tallussy_hallussy]

28:19 Holy shit- never thought I'd hear my deadname in a crappyoffbrands video.

[@AiLoveAidoru]

I love that we got the duality of man here. “If this doesn’t make you buy a jeep idk what will.” *not even 5 minutes later in the video* “Still ain’t buying a jeep, dude.”

[@ModernDayKnight03]

I ate a whole lemon today, more sour than any sour candy I've ever eaten. If you ever try to eat a lemon, have something ready to drink afterwards so the juice isn't concentrated

[@lilypyrope4620]

The intro to this video was done in the best way l could possibly see it done

[@LukeIscool64]

You know... Robin is my favorite narrator on Emkay. I watch a LOT of crappy off brands and other things from Robin. Please see this Robin. Your an awesome guy ❤

[@AverageEsdeathEnjoyer]

0:09 Meet the Monsters 25:58 Fun Fact:Sean Schemmel(English voice actor of Goku) actually starred in that movie

[@user-cr7js5nc1g]

18:42 Fun fact: The guy who voices the green rat is also the guy who voices Dr. Robotinik.

[@La-Random-weirdo]

The trans form numbers are something I own

[@Toji_Chaos]

Are they fun?

[@La-Random-weirdo]

@@Toji_Chaos not really

[@LynnLoud]

3:00 Those Squid Games bootleg figures are actually straight from Mexico

[@ThinkingCrimson]

It just had to be my country....

[@michaelamuchyova]

i love how he knew how to prononunce the LL in Hary pollo and also knew what it meant.... im proud of that

[@CorruptedProductions-tf1gg]

"If you pull the two sides of the sign" Reminds me of that Hulu ad "Jaden Hurts" turns to "Jaden Hulu has live sports"

[@Business_manatee]

7:44 i want to see the full image please

[@LadySarcasm]

My crazy christian grandma has one of these. she gave it to me for christmas (she insisted ugh) and our lord and savior was immediately decapitated by the dog. Nice one Frank, ur a good boy ;)

[@Multi_of_9]

🥶

[@m90e]

19:46 Fun fact: This is actually an officially licensed product. Sega actually endorsed Sonic Curry.

[@Techstuff655]

Imagine asking your parents for a Naruto bike for your birthday and getting this thing at 5:45

[@WilburJaywright]

3:14 “Is this Batman having a seizure in cologne form, ‘cause that’s all I’m getting out of it.” 🤣😂🤣!

[@bizarre3228]

47:01 one of our local takeaways gives the chicken in this exact box and everytime we get one we laugh at how ridiculous it is

[@jmi967]

It wouldn’t surprise me if there was a bitter flavored Kit Kat. Japan has over 300 flavors and variations of Kit Kat. I tried the green tea one once because a Japanese Ebay seller sold me a camera and included one as a gift in the box which was quite the pleasant surprise.

[@Armund_Wolffe]

49:40 furry here! "partial", when referring to fursuits, means that the suit only consists of a few pieces, ie a head, paws, and tail; head and tail; just a head; etc. basically, just not a full-body suit. they're much more cost efficient, less hot and uncomfortable, and more one-size-fits-most than fullsuits.