r/Crackheadcraigslist | final destination reference?

[@MKTB22]

Watching robin narrate an EmKay video while I’m eating hot pockets is a feast for a king.

[@thebeesbops]

no way…I’m literally doing the same thing right now 😭😭

[@alwaysssleeping]

Mann I'm eating an early dinner.

[@Imaslutforpuns]

What flavor though? That’s the important question

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

I'm Eating a McDonald's chicken sandwich

[@1acym460]

I'm eating a Wendy's baconator

[@CuteLittleAvali]

That sludge would do wonders for a garden. Anyone with a big enough container and a pump can basically get free natural fertilizer.

[@orosvildheim]

Thank you, I was wondering if it was something along those lines!

[@CuteLittleAvali]

@orosvildheim Hey no problem! That sludge is just dead plants and other organisms that have decomposed in and under the pond. It builds up over time and becomes an extremely lush marshland if left undisturbed, before becoming a nutrient rich part of the forest. It takes a long time, but surely that sludge is a gift from mother earth. Also they probably just wanted to repair the pond and were asking for someone to pump it out, in a creative way which targets organic gardeners and farmers.

[@TvTrollByIvy]

@@CuteLittleAvali That's what i was thinking, it would be the natural residues of life just sitting there and enriching the sludge with nutrients... thanks for the comment explaining this better!

[@captainshelf7]

Would also be useful for a microbial fuel cell. doesn't make too much power, but its good for a science fair or somthing

[@liucyrus22]

We buy pond sludge for potting plants at gardening stores

[@justaperson4656]

Hi! Not pond sludge guy, but I'd probably haul it. That stuff is GOLD for plants! The sludge is more often than not full of fish feces and algae, and is amazing for plants once diluted. It's like local farmers selling cow and horse manure, so free sludge is an alright deal. Also human dreads as opposed to synthetic dreads. Not a lot of hairdressers take dread donations because of the idea that they're inherently "dirty" (which is stupid but hey, racism!) so people use them as extensions or ways to start their dreads instead

[@KoRnfan90]

or muddy looking water for crawfish

[@anna9072]

Regarding dreadlocks with suspicion is not necessarily “racist”, I know a number of people with dreads who are definitively not black. However, everyone who has dreads does not necessarily keep them washed, and because of the density of the matts, it is really difficult to get them REALLY clean. So hairdressers would be inclined to err on the side of caution.

[@hatorilover101]

That Bombay sapphire gin lamp is definitely worth more than $250 bucks. That took time, dedication, and liver damage

[@PinkAgaricus]

Yup exactly also just putting those bottles together as a lamp and passing wiring through it for a light to work in it in the first place also makes it worth more than $250. I also agree with the cirrhosis and liver damage thing too, the hospital care for that is going to be way more than $250, more like $25,000.

[@Hearthburn1]

Okay, not all stripper poles spin. Source: *was a stripper*. All the ones I danced on were stationary and it's not actually that hard to spin on one without taking your skin off.

[@jacobburt1523]

Makes sense, stripper poles are made of metal, just like fireman poles and fireman poles are incorporated into playground equipment. If sliding down a pole risked "tearing off your skin" they wouldn't have them on jungle gyms, no parent would let their kids play on something that would flay them alive. Okay maybe republican parents might; I've seen enough memes from them to know that they are very offended by the concept of children's safety.

[@BringMayFlowers]

Yeah, I've spun on even just like, school handrails before and they're fairly smooth. Not slippery, just easy to get around if you're in a hurry to get somewhere, so I could see it. I could also see it starting to irritate skin after a while but mine's genetically diseased so... that may just be me.

[@Sacrimony_]

I don't know I've done pole-dancing as a sport and I always used a spinning pole, I don't see the point of having a static one. I can think of tons of tricks which would be a nightmare to do on a static pole.

[@Hearthburn1]

@@Sacrimony_ Stability. You're relying entirely on your own technique, not on how spinny the pole is feeling today.

[@Sacrimony_]

@@Hearthburn1 I'm thinking of tricks which require to spin like a basic hook for example. Trying to do a spinning hook on a static pole seems completely counterintuitive

[@cashcreations8797]

7:21 I love that someone claimed that these crocs were worth more, but the most expensive pair of crocs that I found were $1050

[@schizophreniagaming4058]

4:44 fun fact: someone turned in blank canvases as modern art and got paid $70,000 for each one he turned in (he turned in 3)

[@th3rian_w1ngs]

that is stupid as fuck.. an then there are actual artist who put hours of work into stuff and will never get their stuff sold because it looks bad. :(

[@LyricTheMusicFox]

Dang I should get into the modern art business

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

@@LyricTheMusicFox I should buy a can of baked beans and build the tackiest pedestal for it out of salvaged materials and walk into a modern art museum to just put it in a corner, Then I'll watch to see how many people come up with some bullshit meaning for it.

[@melonrue]

@@themenacingpenguin.7152 You're putting in too much effort. It's modern art, think lazier. No need to make the pedestal for it, just put the baked beans somewhere in the museum without any explanation, that's more like it.

[@justaperson4656]

​@@LyricTheMusicFoxiirc he almost got sued. The money was prepaid under the idea he delivered art for the museum, but turned in blank canvases titled "take the money and run"

[@TvTrollByIvy]

The pond sludge: i would guess it's considered nutritious and useful as fertilizer/in planting new stuff because it usually has a high percentage of oxygen due to underwater plant life and also the natural residues produced by fauna eating, shitting and dying in the water. I could be wrong tho.

[@bjarnivalur6330]

13:43 Yup, That is a Titanium joint, the smooth shiny end is the part that sticks out and the mat rough bit gets jammed into the bone.

[@angelface925]

4:15 Google says: Pond sludge is an excellent source of nutrients for plants. It is high in nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, which are essential for plant growth. So maybe it could be useful!

[@SireRose]

Yeah, pond sludge is amazing for plant life.

[@dyamimite]

4:21 thats honestly not that bad, they have a particular style and that's great! if they commit to the aesthetic, they could get a fairly good fan base tbh

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

yeh I think it's cool!

[@BR4INZ]

People be selling whatever they find. Next r/crackheadcraigslist video we're gonna have some dude who's gonna sell Sir Harrington's original toilet from 1596.

[@TheKeller101]

4:50 I've been to said bean and it's actually pretty cool. It's reflective all over so the way the reflections get warped is pretty fun, especially underneath

[@aribantala]

13:45 Yes, yes you're absolutely right That's someone's grandparents Hip Replacement

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

surely that's not legal??

[@Eleanor_Ch]

Did you know that more people regret, getting a hip replacement, then getting Gender-affirming surgery?

[@aribantala]

@@Eleanor_Ch Did you know that I don't give a sh_t?

[@00andJoe]

10:40 - That cheerful lil' dude is made out of the sort of wood that is usually used for railroad ties - which are known in some places as "sleepers". They sell them without the creosote treatment for landscaping use.

[@justsayin2085]

That guard log is all bark no bite

[@lastotallyawesomebleach204]

I see what you did there 😁

[@carlyndollar9596]

5:54 I lost it here, especially because of the delivery

[@Dark_Flame_Master]

2:49 there‘s youtube channels about repairing old iphones, Apple products and phones and tech in general. They often use phones like this one for replacement parts. I have a phase of watching those vids every few months. 😂

[@martha4276]

12:03 looks like a decent chunk of petrified wood which can be pretty costly depending on the quality and age, like a gemstone!

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

it looks so pretty!

[@doomwyvern5513]

It's either petrified wood or it's a piece of tiger's eye gemstone.

[@LexusLFA554]

The face on the guard log is so funny xD

[@PDXPunkSceneReview]

I used to have ash from St. Helens, gathered on May 19th, 1980 stored in a little Fred Meyer butter tub. That whole event was scary and thrilling at the same time.

[@BenderRodriguez10]

8:08 50” TV - I see what you did there

[@carbs_r_delish]

3:02 what’s life without risk? *sticks fork into outlet*

[@Frog-ko6uu]

Guarantee you the outlet in that truck was either the ignition or the headlights. The cord sticking out of it had both wires shorted together so it would complete the circuit when plugged in.

[@Robynbanks396]

the way Robin says "I'm on ma WAY" gives me happiness i have not stopped replaying thwt clip

[@axellenaerts5960]

About the pond sludge: stuf died in the pond, it decomposed and it made the soil nutrient rich for plants.

[@bopsgaming3810]

Ah yes, in the moment where my life is on the line and I need help in saving it, I will call upon my champion, Guard Log, to save me.

[@Ilikecatsismychannelname]

I mean...if you pick it up and swing it hard enough at someone's head or groin...it could save your life...or buy you just enough time to run and call the cops/ find a better weapon than a log to defend yourself with.

[@bopsgaming3810]

@@Ilikecatsismychannelname A small log like that wouldn't much damage to someone bigger, I imagine.

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

If you're thinking about buying the Child Launcher 4000, make sure that you apply to get a Child Launching permit first.

[@Just_a_commenter]

I still need to buy a couch for my new place... Wish me luck in sifting through stuff like this in search of gold.

[@pabloherranz1795]

Good Luck buddy!

[@thetruedarkener]

You can do it! I was looking for a couch last year and after weeks of dumbass ads, I found a relatively new one for free cause the guy was moving overseas. Epic win! 😁

[@aribantala]

11:28 This one... I almost died thanks to this one V_ginal steam chair... What in the everliving hell and heaven... 😂

[@SolaireHighwind]

13:21 I think older people or people who don't know much about video games sometimes refer to all game consoles as "the Nintendo" so maybe that's what's going on here?

[@MrLoew-bf2he]

That movable fire pit. Yes thats genius. I want one. Also i like The Bean in Chicago. Although i wish it was in Boston to promote Boston bake beans.

[@zerodelta_9804]

the pond sludge is actually a good one due to it being one hell of a fertilizer

[@hmspretender]

When someone describes something, like when they are selling it, and say it has everything less an engine it means they are not including the engine in the sale.

[@Paprika_Real4]

the "chicken nugget shaped as elephant" one is probably because that one amongus chicken nugget(no, I'm not joking) sold for 100,000 dollars. now everyone thinks they can get away with that crap.

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

it there just like bored AF rich people scrolling for weird stuff on craigslist/FB marketplace??

[@Paprika_Real4]

@@Shae_Sandybanks UH... probably. ever see that one new ryan trahan video where he pays obscene amounts of cash for stuff on facebook marketplace?

[@Careonovam]

Pond sludge for gardening / agriculture. Free fertilizer. "Seller" doesn't have to haul the stuff away, you get nice fertilizer for free. Win - win.

[@jaybasu2393]

The artist of the Bean is free game but leave our precious giant shiny bean alone

[@TheRealBelovianna]

5:33 I found a Cheeto last year that was the spitting image of one of those 'S' sketches everyone used to do in school.

[@newpinto3790]

2:41 with how old that car is he’s actually a steal of a deal, because if you could repair it, you could resell it for a much higher price

[@bloocangacha]

HI EMKAYYYYY! Here’s to day 1 of asking for all the Emkay narrators get together and read memes!

[@くまかい-q7k]

pond sludge as he put it can be great for farming especially in dryer climates as it helps soil absorb moisture. its still a bit weird and is essentially trying to get free work done.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Just look at that..." "How sad is it when somebody can't even spell a simple word like-" *sees log wearing a collar with a chain attached to it*

[@AaronJLong]

I uncritically love the guard log, but it's out of my price range.

[@SlamDunkPyro]

You can DIY yourself a guard log if you so desire. I just might. Dunno what to name the guard log tho

[@hell_wolf143]

I lost a family member to a guard log he will be missed

[@joeywomer]

*Jet Powered Doghouse Roller* Snoopy must be falling on hard times if he's selling his house.

[@PaladinDonut]

The nugget shaped like an elephant is guaranteed to be in most nugget bosses, and its actually called the "boot" nugget shape

[@thronezwei4412]

Love the need to specify that you can't sell kids on Craigslist anymore. Though I'll be honest, people probably tried.

[@LUCASTHECOWBOY]

The log I would buy it seems like a funny dad jokes Edit just seen the price I’ll make my own

[@tannerdoberenz2992]

Free pond sludge?!? Man I’d take the whole pond! It might take me 1000 trips with my little truck, but that stud is the best fertilizer around, at least if it has had fish, ducks, geese or something else pooping in it. Algae biodegrades leaving carbon behind, and the animal poop leaves nitrogen, it’s no joke one of the best fertilizers achievable without fake chemicals. (And I don’t put chemicals on my garden.)

[@cossakrose]

Actually the elephant lucky thing is definitely a thing in a lot of cultures.

[@laayiv9449]

Yeah elephants are a good animal of course they're lucky.

[@blakeminecraft2]

“Couch with pullout… I bet you do” lol

[@ohheyfullmetal]

I live in Wyoming and one of my teachers collected tumbleweeds to sell on craigslist as a joke. It WORKED. People actually bought them.

[@vibin7693]

1:14 or you could say its for sediment's sake

[@TheIncorrectCorrector]

3:45 I actually didn't know that, it makes sense though. I just always assumed they lubed up their hands or something, lmao.

[@TransbianKitty]

5:58 You made me spit out my drink! 😆

[@olivianelson6343]

With the pond sludge, I think it was just some old person who liked gardening or something. They probably wanted to share with their friends, but didn't know how to use Facebook Or they're just being silly and goofy idk

[@pjwhite6829]

You can catch those crickets by putting a nylon stocking inside the vacuum cleaner hose. Secure the end of it by putting one of the attachments on.

[@itzsliknik]

Can confirm people in Washington did in fact collect Mt. St. Helens ash like crazy. i even own a glass christmas tree ornament that had ash blown in with it

[@PDXPunkSceneReview]

I used to have ash from St. Helens, gathered on May 19th, 1980 stored in a little Fred Meyer butter tub. That whole event was scary and thrilling at the same time. Reply

[@Chlorodude2]

6:44 i see something in that post somewhere that surprises me a lot and i wont elaborate.

[@Crackpidgeonextreme]

That pond sludge would be great for an organic garden as long as it's not oily trash filled pond

[@ianhowick]

that's a lot more than $250 worth of gin, at least by current market standards.

[@Sacrimony_]

I don't know how people can think that a pole-dancing pole is static. I mean we can put it in static but generally we only do it when we're learning new tricks, otherwise we always put it in spin. Some tricks are just impossible to do if the pole doesn't spin. The point of wearing minimal clothing is so the skin can stick to the pole and help us not slide down, so trying to spin on a static pole would be an absolute nightmare.

[@waptek2]

3:48 , well, 55 & today , as a mater of fact as i have never seen a reference to bearings in a stripper pole

[@Ghostfighter797]

Two videos at the same time, neat. More content, always a yes.

[@myXusername]

Dude! I've got two vials of St. Helens ash! (ok, technically 1. My brother has the other. We inherited them from our mom) That's just so cool to hear another person with St. Helens ash in the wild! :D

[@liamcoulthard2101]

1:02 "for sediments sake"

[@Blu-Lab]

Guard log is precious I'll take ten of them :)

[@kandd2591]

That jet dog house depends on what jet engine it has in there if it has something somewhat larger ish that could be a steal

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

10:28 missed opportunity to call it a ‘Skullpture’

[@Wolfgirl-wo6ej]

If you have some kind of pet reptile, the free crickets are really usefull

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

0:21 Aw, poor MumboJumbo. He deserves better than to be chained up.

[@milksheihk]

A Beechcraft Bonanza is a light commercial air plane, from what I could tell it wasn't shown in the ad.

[@Jokoko2828]

There's people who eat mud, whole forums full of people talking about their favorite mud. And rocks.

[@sinofsanity6593]

the only thing I can imagine with the "everything you can imagine" guy is you pay him $19, he wants to meet up and when you show up he introduces you to his sick fetish, involving you that could possibly end up killing you. if you survive, He'll mention that countless people didn't last that long and you've become his friend because you're tough enough for him to do it again it takes 5 years for someone to find you in that guy's house so broken you barely act human anymore. of course the downside of you surviving the guy's treatment is that he doesn't get to make another $19

[@SquishySenpai]

I learned stripper poles rotate precisely 4 days ago when Threads was released and I saw a post about it there...

[@CatfaceJae]

10:28 “Jigglypuff, seen from above” energy

[@TheRealBelovianna]

10:33 Umm.... His adorable lil smile is priceless? ^^"

[@awl1116]

This subreddit scared me

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

11:29 why in the actual hell would anybody want steam burns on their vulva! JFC

[@anna9072]

4:46, I don’t care for it particularly, but I don’t care for most Picassos, either, so if she can get somebody to pay $180 for it, cool.

[@m0ssy_g0bl1n]

i started eating a klondike as soon as the "discontinued chocotaco" showed up 😭

[@Mihoyminoy124]

Dead plant matter is good for your garden and i believe seaweed can add nitrogen and other nutrients to your soil

[@Ziorac]

3:44 Wait, WHAT? The poles themselves spin?? TIL I guess...

[@shaunalennon3144]

That's not a Diva cup, that's some other brand.

[@Akselerati0n]

13:48 no... that is indeed a titanum hip...

[@eveNmari]

I LOVE EMKAY!!!

[@michaelsegal3558]

3:06 not only that but the plug outlet is upside down

[@anomalousanimates]

5:45 BRO I THOUGHT THAT WAS MOLD

[@malice6081]

3:03 ok, that is the key. I’m not joking I’ve seen people wire them like this

[@maciekkozicki3379]

I was today years old when I realised dancer poles are on bearings.

[@pixel_mode]

14:52 I don't know who made this sign but he clearly had a stroke ( the French part miss a lot of letters)

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

dang it, I want all those V's. The blue one is tropical flavoured. Though I usually drink the sugar free ones (their newish Refresh cans are really good). The refresh big cans are like $3.50. what a bargain!

[@wumbology6072]

Also Dreadlocks of love does exist! You can donate locs

[@A__random__nerd]

13:26 I mean, it could be an extremely rare Nintendo playstation prototype. Only three are known to exist and only one has ever been found. But it's probably not but by the looks of it, it ether a PS3 or 4, or a bootleg console that plays emulator poorly

[@skyfifer5443]

With the plug wire twisted together, I'd assume the ignition probably failed on the truck and the outlet probably a work around.

[@whambammer]

he looks like a kind gentleman

[@ale_here4608]

The thumbnail was just 2 elixir😂

[@michealbounds550]

Yes Robin, King of the Hill has in fact crossed over with the Simpsons.

[@rarewubboxomega48]

Who remembers this when this had "guard log for sale"

[@nubie1100]

The burrito looks like it has a golden retriever in it..