ALL OF r/CRACKHEADCRAIGSLIST

An hour of the top posts from r/Comedyheaven on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Lexi ► / thelexikitty
Zach ► linktr.ee/zachxfuller
Robin | GREW OUT OF IT: 00:00:00
Zach | THE CHEESE SUPREME: 00:15:25
Jack | the kid for sale too: 00:26:52
Lexi | worn once: 00:43:41
Robin | I WANT IT: 00:56:16

[@jacepawplayz]

All the narrators should do a video together

[@iq_nonexistent]

I wonder how many times people have asked for this to happen

[@The_Void0001]

Yess

[@baconmaster233]

I do agree my good sir

[@kevinklunder581]

The tenth time I’ve seen this comment

[@jacepawplayz]

@@kevinklunder581 i was trying to help people suggest it

[@C0wy_]

As a torontonian, i apologize for the bacon grease and vinegar guys

[@horrorrake5389]

For the people asking the narrators to do a episode together. All the compilations are them doing it together without being together.

[@music-lv3dl]

That is true

[@horrorrake5389]

@Rach , I know right

[@aviationgroundyt]

18:28 looks like that dudes ass had a Vietnam war

[@horrorrake5389]

​@@aviationgroundyt. Bros in a whole different league of conversations

[@aviationgroundyt]

@@horrorrake5389 oh I didn’t know I was replying

[@Creatorsan]

I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle. My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry) when it was empty.

[@caleb4772]

People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

2:39 "I know what I've got." Yes. So does Poison Control. It's called "botulism".

[@baliyae]

That Yoda doll is ripped. “Lift, bro, do you even?”

[@aBronyPlays]

i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.

[@lovedrreid1]

It's called a loft bed.

[@BierBart12]

I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL

[@TXFDA]

As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.

[@JacobL228]

1:00:16 That's a cropped picture of Michelangelo's _Creation of Adam_ , the painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

[@gothic-icarus]

perks of having insomnia is seeing emkay posts early :D

[@dudepop1456]

:D

[@JustARandomMountain]

Or you can live in another timezone :D

[@jacepawplayz]

For me its perks of summer break (i live in a timezone where it posts during school)

[@DeletedForever609]

Same lol

[@bitten2up]

​@@jacepawplayz watch (or lesson during class

[@GredelsRage]

I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.

[@officialbozo]

'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached

[@vsgfilmgroup]

While I would never buy food on Craigslist, I love seeing people list food on Craigslist.

[@-_Nifi_-]

I’d buy some food from Craigslist then sell it again to see if anyone is stupid enough to buy it again

[@NekoColaQ]

12:36 I love the censor on the dog in this one

[@pootissandvich7463]

"Grandfather clock without the clock" My tiny peanut brain: heehoo grandfather

[@Ra1ndr0p]

17:28 yeah that is snake shed. You can use it to make cool necklaces though.

[@glockenwise]

19:16 actual respect for this dude

[@dudepop1456]

It's so funny the part where there's an actual person looking for a crackhead

[@realjettlag]

33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.

[@maddythelion]

I tried googling them and nothing came up. Do they have a website or KZbin channel etc?

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

This lucky bastard here starts T today!

[@bjmccann1]

Congratulations!!!

[@Arcanist_Gaming]

24:49 Not gonna lie, I _adore_ the evil-looking goat. One Baphomet goat, please lmao

[@yuzuruizumieggy]

Video 8 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

[@Cinnamon_Fox_Official]

Another awesome emkay video! Edit: why thank you kind kind John M. Emkay for thy heart

[@helotouchdown]

Robin, the spoons are drug paraphernalia, it's being literal with "crackhead craigslist" they're for cocaine

[@supermarionoobs2639]

To be fair... that is a PERFECT Dorito.

[@r0tten.b0y]

This is the sub that makes me laugh hysterically

[@10percent4DaBigGuy]

the PBC pipe bed would actually be strong coming to think about it

[@gabbieblue]

im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Yo I'm playing Minecraft too

[@gabbieblue]

@@JoyOfCreativeService ayo

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

"I know I'm gay and can't do math but" 😂😂😂 this is a great quote and a great video from great channel

[@elgato3767]

1:20 That is literally every Lego Technic set.

[@j.p.6932]

16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.

[@TheoddLedgend]

The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget

[@HolyCarp0]

the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious

[@willow_rayne6678]

As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.

[@maccajft9616]

It's a new level of broke when your offering to sell ypur dead sisters smelly used knickers. That had me laughing so hard.

[@Femaiden]

i'm starting wonder if some people create these just for the meme. . .like the "tell" is when they say "no lowballs, i know what i have"

[@crazyjake2016]

The r/crackheadcraigslist compilation has come and I like it. I like things like r/crackheadcraigslist. Please make more videos like this.

[@Salt_and_Peroxide]

i cant stop my laughter

[@panzerwolf494]

Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit

[@samsaverino8159]

Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

It is crazy to me that people have never heard of $2 notes

[@branson12345]

Now I know what will happen when he takes me out of the basement

[@smartduck904]

You know we all want that Victorian baby yeet machine

[@samsaverino8159]

That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.

[@prodbytarantino]

“I want to hear you fart from the front” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever read😭

[@realjettlag]

I can only guess it's a kid who's only heard schoolboy rumors of what goes on with girls *down there* and he thinks he's being edgy and naughty.

[@samsaverino8159]

Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.

[@lawierdwitch]

i'm just crying over the dog carpet, wth... my week is more ruined than I ever imagined it could

[@ChesterManfred]

Banana, shroom and Jesus? Take my money.

[@elizabethhart2434]

"Bought it just dont want it anymore "😂😂😂😂

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I fell asleep with this video on and the blue jean couch was in my dreams

[@AmbroseArietes]

the bacon grease one is a southern nightmare

[@FeedEgg]

What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.

[@romanfermin575]

Have a good day emkay

[@Aviationlife408]

You should do another accidental racism one. That was really funny and there aren’t enough videos about it.

[@machinegunangel]

The guy cleaning smoking pieces for free is a legend!!

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

18:56 I love seeing Corner Gas references in the wild!

[@samsimington5563]

0:48 Jesus Christ! That's WAY too creepy to be art 😨

[@jhorn64]

1:30 I had a similar idea to replace most of the furniture in my bedroom like this but made out of high quality wood with the desk being below the bed and the end not against the walls being bookshelves built into it to still have all my furniture but increasing the useable space in my fairly small bedroom, it most definitely would not look like the work of a mad plumber though

[@ColCoal]

There is a quote that describes my sentiment to the 🦍 gorilla. “I doubt that you can, but intrigued that you might.”

[@buddyy9558]

The perfect derito made me smile ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@pleasegetajob]

spit on it paw paw is never leaving my brain now. emmmmkay lol

[@thisisdvd8094]

20:49 this is from a school bus, it's that little stop sign on the side that swings out.

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

This video is essentially "Bruh" at everything people are selling online

[@ninagrosh]

24:46 the brim with no Yankee

[@lethalwolf7455]

Lmao at the $2 bills fake movie money

[@Metaljacket420]

1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.

[@joelhemphill8005]

37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.

[@goldenfox76]

33:42 I saw someone who was wearing a monster can mask and I had to resist the urge to question every life choice they made up until then

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

I would buy that dorito if it comes with warranty that it does not get bitten vertically

[@thesnuckiscool]

Those people have nothing else to do exept selling trash that they don't want man

[@mari-du7wl]

For jack,no nfl ballpoint pens are super common, hell they give them away for free sometimes, i wonder if rugby pens are also common

[@Thomas_Everman]

21:39 Fun fact: If your Ferrari is in the shop, some shops in Eurpoe will give you a custom Fiat 500 with Ferrari badges as a courtesy car.

[@Lyladagger02]

Okay but the wasp nest decoy is definitely good to help keep REAL WASPS away.

[@Skyioun]

dang bro 2 vids in like an hour

[@lvucs]

45:07 that car looks well made enough, take my money bro

[@larkhaven1582]

i want those ramen/noodle seasonings though

[@luckylmj]

13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi. Why someone would create this, I have no idea

[@j.p.6932]

24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!

[@leahbender7032]

Let's be very serious, we all want that bar of copper. Or at least I do!

[@Millieror64]

1:12 this reminds me of the bed they make in the movie "Stepbrothers"

[@smileymalaise]

Spit on it, pawpaw

[@FrostySparkles]

did they censor the yorkies eyes in the stuck sofa post???

[@DinoLoverGaming]

6:49 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE THAT, LET ALONE TWO OF THEM

[@TheWatermelonSquad1000]

All I need right now is something on the thumbnail

[@VioletxSkies]

0:53 the maternity belly button ring is for girls who already have the piercing so it doesn't close up while they're pregnant

[@eggnogalcoholic]

12:43 THEY CENSORED OUT THE DOG’S FACE TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY 😭

[@hunterasmr6252]

1:20 I had a bed like that except it was branded and metal and bigger.

[@notnotahuman183]

To be fair, that Dorito does look perfect

[@user-vf7qq3ie8q]

Tbh the Walmart key is probably the most useful item

[@atomicskies_]

3:38 Always the best kind

[@alexia3552]

Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.

[@Aetherismə]

Of course the GPS removal was in Springfield Oregon...

[@AnekoGT]

8:29 looks more like Kirby than Slave 1 tbh

[@RobinBeirne]

"Mac and cheese comes out of a box" is the most American take 😂

[@-Ring_Leader_Ruckus]

Okay, if no one noticed that, SOMEONE LITERALLY USED FURSUIT EYE BLANKS FOR THE JESUS STATUE THAT WATCHES YOU-

[@PachaJosh]

Is that ramen powder still for sale in northern utah?? My step-dad would love this.

[@fakiieee]

The forgotten gem!

[@thetickler85]

41:13 This is probably the best one yet 😂

[@j.p.6932]

11:56 I’m actually surprised they didn’t make it a regular thing if it was really that popular. They should at least bring it around once a year like the McRib