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[@pergeproductions]

I have a theory: Damien’s laugh can cure cancer

[@quiqui8499]

@@sirtchamp8033 r/woooosh

[@miikrowelle]

@@sirtchamp8033 lmao there is always a kid to r/woosh

[@l.dthekatt1836]

Lol true

[@gvusal]

Pls don't whoosh poor guy. This isn't his fault

[@confus.d]

Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!

[@juliaperalta1294]

i love how Damien laughs at his own jokes

[@ladybugscanswim]

Absolutely the cutest 💛

[@dominicw8868]

Flippy Flip who are you?

[@dominicw8868]

Flippy Flip relatable

[@VENOMARI24]

I do too tho

[@electricshrapnel4368]

I find it mildly infuriating

[@Coolbreeze2863]

I lost my Grandpa a few days ago and your videos have helped me keep my mind straight. Thank you and keep up the laughs Damien.

[@ggnoodlez]

Cool Breeze R.I.P. You are going to get a free “skip the dungeon” card, because I am generous, and I feel bad for you. 🙏

[@ducaoftheabruzzi]

I lost mine in Omaha beach

[@jill701]

I hope your family is doing okay

[@MichaelKeaveneyYouTube]

F

[@jbreif1088]

Oof

[@xaviertheman150]

1:22 choking hazards are usually for ¨small objects¨

[@bmore_ken6378]

Army JROTC, trade/ military school

[@meeelatonin7760]

*OOF 100*

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

And are usually only hazardous for children under 3 years old.

[@cinna.meo.n]

@@alexeysaranchev6118 Yes officer, this reply here.

[@LazyEggo]

*swinging intensifies*

[@hellszhells]

"I'm your bruh now" ~damien, 2019

[@__-yh7zl]

Rocskatu bruh

[@jacobvt2317]

bruh

[@joaquimsworld]

bruh

[@EmblemAsura]

bruh

[@zac22560]

bruh

[@ree6768]

Is anyone else amazed how Emkay couldn't pronaunce *Avaliable* but says *Bourgeoisie* fluently

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Copied comment

[@jack-er5bz]

what's even better is how you cannot spell *Available* but can spell *Bourgeoisie*

[@jack-er5bz]

@cornerdelia I dont see how, they didnt correct available lol edit: just realized they misspelled pronounce loll

[@ree6768]

That's the joke xd

[@Anticlitmatic]

Nice comment where’d you get it 🤭😂😂

[@angelosoede]

Emkay: can't say available Also Emkay: casually says bourgeoisie

[@gamergamer7508]

I read that as Portuguese but will a b instead of a p so bourtuguese

[@briamistryim]

Angelo Soede the birds work for the bourgeoisie

[@babyedits2004]

Why is a 15 year old on Tinder. She's setting up any man she matches with.

[@sasugayuchitard5400]

He was tryna beat a case.

[@theamateurfurry4735]

“Why don’t you have a seat over in that stool please? What is your plan here tonight?”

[@koolekatze8911]

@El Dimos Karam you have to be 18 to be on Tinder

[@d.tcomma]

@El Dimos Karam yea but they aren't meant to be on tinder they aren't of age for tinder

[@residentkane]

@@d.tcomma that's not stopping them though.

[@green_angel2222]

idk why but one the voices Damien makes when reading girls' texts reminds me of Lumpy Space Princess' voice from adventure time lol

[@tigerlillystar6143]

It might be became LSP was voiced my a guy lol.

[@green_angel2222]

@@tigerlillystar6143 now thats a conspiracy theory I'm interested in lol

[@tigerlillystar6143]

@@green_angel2222 lol Pendleton Ward voiced her.

[@green_angel2222]

yaaa ik lol, i just wanted to continue the joke

[@nenidetic]

you guys say “lol” a lot

[@blackviper5250]

Me: an archaeologist Also me: needing more time than him to get the joke Does that mean my life is in ruins?

[@mythrilspartan7028]

You need to dust off your puns a bit more there

[@Dan-379]

@@aaliyahthebot8040 Did you try to make a pun?

[@silverviz5600]

@@Dan-379 buddy, all three of those were puns

[@Max-wg1ns]

1:06 choking hazards are usually on small objects--

[@crystalmethany3245]

Ikr i was like "damn your dick that small? Yikes"

[@jinga9862]

Who's saying they didn't mean that?

[@hamsterofdestruction]

*destroyed*

[@easpogi2698]

*DESTRUCTION 100*

[@RoninOwin1738]

Frick you

[@4rkain3]

Damien: “If you can feel him in your stomach… you’re messing with an Orc.” Me, an Orc… “Enthusiast”: “That’s the plan.”

[@ava.and.jasper]

me: Hey EmKay: Hey me: You're super cool EmKay: I know

[@radkouse1of1]

Comedy gold.

[@shrc.]

What?

[@Windows_Error]

Her: I feel like a kid again because matching with you is like finding the prize in a happy meal. Me: why because I'm a crap piece of crap that took 30 seconds to make.

[@hachii-ware]

OOF

[@lacievaule5758]

"How bold is bold?" KZbin: *AdVeRtIsEmEnT*

[@simonfox9538]

Nice

[@aubadeno6563]

That's pretty bold

[@lacievaule5758]

Broken_ Vibez I got like 3 the other day. So annoying.

[@verclout1798]

double ads

[@fordan_gamsy3521]

Dude, that 7.5 app idea tho, that description hit too close for comfort.

[@DCMook]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@Ajehy]

But who rates/vets the people? Tastes vary so much...

[@Hibiki-L5w]

Damien's laugh: Exists Me: Poetic cinema. Edit: Damien: "My man's name is TANGELO! LIKE THE CITRUS!"

[@melanoc3tusii205]

xqcmien confirmed :)

[@xionvixon3387]

"This old lady is putting up a fight" The same old lady from Madagascar 2 XD

[@zoeypot3832]

Damien's laugh The amount of cancer patients have decreased

[@SennaHawx]

Because they're dead. Dead Dead serious here. They're not moving anymore. Well. Atleast they died with a smile on their face

[@SennaHawx]

@@justacavemanwithinternetac717 That's not how that works, buddy

[@zoeypot3832]

@@SennaHawx thats nice

[@night781]

I got Banned :/ she got the joke. (I’m guessing “she“ because of the name, sorry if it’s wrong.)

[@mudbucket1354]

Senna Asad :((

[@islamic_sonic_4323]

1:29 "I got fired from the SmUrF bank for drinking on the job"

[@diamonddamory]

LMAOOO

[@ZimothydaAlien]

Lol

[@veenorelation4008]

"MY MAN'S NAME IS TANGELO, LIKE THE CITRUS!!" I just 'bout died when he said that. He sounded like every other person from my small south florida town.

[@firstmatefrankie5371]

8:17 that caught me so off guard I spit tea all over my bed. I laughed harder at that than I have in years. Thank you for that

[@nimbletim]

someone make a compilation of damien's laughs xD

[@mariabanani]

Oh yeah, we need that!

[@lerose8385]

It already exists my dude: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoSaZYFufdRsq5o

[@mrs.doctor1241]

OH GOOD LORD

[@pandora8940]

Whoever programmed that bot was a genius

[@ahjessicaah]

sometimes in the shower, I just stare at the wall and go- ”Welcome back to EmKay”

[@dr.jiggles2447]

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!

[@usercruiser4644]

Wtf

[@hunty8594]

you have weird fetishes

[@matemonostori4561]

"my turns offs are being blocked on WhatsApp and being found in human form"

[@gvusal]

I subscribed for wholesome laugh . . . . And i don't regret it

[@Hapokas112]

Nice.

[@TheFirstDisciple]

thank you Azerbaijan, very cool

[@homeleipa5932]

@@Hapokas112 🇫🇮??

[@Hapokas112]

@@homeleipa5932 Yes.

[@xterate3961]

8:45 i died laughing from this to the point where I think that guy was overqualified for the job

[@mimikyuuqt]

3:26 "Let's take a bath O-Knee" Im sorry i had too Lol nah i aint sorry

[@jackleahy3165]

Damien’s not allowed to join 7.5 He’s a full 10😉

[@Zlurm]

Damien: *cant pronounce available* Also Damien: *_bourgeoisie_*

[@lunchbox1553]

"Tangelo, like the citrus?" I feel like we could make an entire facepalm video just about Damian's failures.

[@Perisqinkle]

2:45 It's not an Emkay video until he says 'avaliable.' Never stop.

[@TamBruv]

1:31 “I got fired from the smurf bank”

[@diamonddamory]

LMAO

[@blizzardinabottle1995]

r/damienslaugh

[@__-yh7zl]

ii Frxstbite ii r/damienslaughter

[@genericname6505]

I'd join

[@camoregrowfortifiedred1631]

@Yaretzy's Universe I read it as damien slaughter lol

[@boogienights77]

i read it as that too lmaoo

[@niadavies8818]

I just looked this up and it's a real thing... just thought I'd let everyone know that

[@nataliab9317]

Dude: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Me: Nah bro, I crawled out of hell

[@gvusal]

When there's no wholesome laugh in Damien's video Say sike right now

[@cinderellathefifth]

sike right now

[@minegabyyt]

8:43 This post metaphorically killed me 😂🤣

[@briggyb]

"Birds work for the bourgeoisie" was from comedian and filmmaker Kendrick Smith.

[@codthebomb13]

Damien's laugh is 78% of the humor in these videos. I love you bro

[@bluesoul535]

*The way he prounounced bourgeoisie was so aesthetic I had to replay that part* 😳

[@codthebomb13]

10:06 Much more accurate impersonation than I was anticipating lmaoo

[@justapanpirate]

“Have depression but the kind that makes you funny.” I’m sorry, but what part of depression don’t you understand?

[@wystrix439]

They’re the people that think that having divorced parents lets them title themselves as “depressed”

[@Nemowei]

Plenty of depressed people try their hardest to make others laugh. Robin Williams was very depressed and committed suicide, but was a very funny man.

[@justapanpirate]

Madison Murphy I know that, and maybe that’s what this person meant. Or maybe they meant people who are manic, or people that tell self deprecating jokes. I don’t know, to me it just looks/sounds wrong.

[@blithewilson3359]

woosh

[@justapanpirate]

@DutchGreen Gaming - I’ve had depression + other shit since before emo was used as a slur (at least here in Sweden) so no. I know how good people can be at faking happiness. But sadly, it is a common stereotype.

[@catdelrazo2260]

Your genuine reactions to some of these kill me 😂

[@honeyjar2970]

Your laugh is a gift to this world I swear

[@StaleBaguette]

0:44 this describes me too specifically for it to be a coincidence.

[@Pablo-V]

3:17 That's not just a cute one, it's a RARE one!

[@iamnotfitforadventure8108]

I’ve been watching these videos for a while and that laugh at the end was so cute and wholesome, that deserved my subscription.

[@CreativeNameSMH]

1: hey 2: hey 1: hey 2: hey 3: *_hey_* 1 and 2: who the heck are you?

[@__-yh7zl]

Randy RodgersGD hey

[@sackup7085]

Hey

[@Enneamorph]

Original comment?!?!

[@alecdickens1042]

7:30 legit almost killed me I kicked back laughing so hard, and when I had to stop and take a breath, some saliva went down the wring pipe. Had a coughing fit for a few minutes, couldnt get my breath back. 10/10, would see the white light again.

[@wyattzani1551]

“Shoutout to the 6 inchers” Damien 2019

[@Ajehy]

I mean, it’s the average size for human men... And it does the job just fine ;).

[@simonfox9538]

*tells his own joke* Damian: Laughs at all of them

[@ninoengel7869]

Take a shot everytime Damian laughs about his own Jokes

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

“My man’s name is tangelo” 😂

[@Rexily13]

“Play Minecraft with the boys”....... pretty much me on a daily bases.

[@reichtanglevictor1694]

You're literally the only redditor I watch anymore because you're the most charismatic one and your laugh can cure depression

[@depuloid]

4:39 “I now what she picked” Emkay 2019

[@Irish_Mann]

0:05 he could have said "10/10 may be 1, but that is a whole number, so you're technically calling me a 100/100

[@blackink2990]

Oof it’s always nice to wake up to an upload from my favorite KZbinr

[@d.3578]

MY MOM CAME IN AT 5:31 LMAOOO

[@PLEASESAVEMEGOD]

AYYYYE EMKAY UR ALIVE! also gotta say u are the best ever madlad

[@inklink6270]

*"I ASSURE YA, TUTZ"* i love it

[@leakersnick2106]

*The most precious laugh in the universe.*

[@Alicapy]

Bro Damien's laugh is so cheerful like I laugh when he laughs. If he didn't laugh everybody would be those crying cat memes

[@elitef3642]

Man, how many times are you going to read that "how's it like to have a mini you" one? I swear I've seen it in almost every one of your tinder videos

[@Elliephant_]

10:50 that is SO TRUE. My sister and I once went to this fro yo place and on one of the walls, there were a couple pairs of painted wings. My sister took nearly 30 photos posing in front of them as I just watched in confusion. Seriously, a tip for you guys: if you don’t know where to go on a date with a girl, a place that they can take cool photos at is almost always a safe bet. Teenage girls LOVE taking cute or aesthetic photos.

[@mrbubbles5351]

I've always thought spencer was a very uncommon name but there are a lot more people with that name than I first thought

[@oreosarevegan4257]

have you never watched icarly before

[@mrbubbles5351]

@@oreosarevegan4257 yeah I have, this one video didn't make me think that spencer isn't as an uncommon name as I thought, I knew this for a while

[@SayokoAkuma]

You are my favourite reader of stupid stuff. Thank you for making me smile so many times.

[@lob674]

The first one is a MOOD

[@316bkeb]

Ye

[@MrBounceoutboi]

The super glue thumbs to nipples part broke me, had to pause the video to be able to breath haha

[@Lou-zw3zc]

5:00 i know nobody is actually looking for this fact drop but 6" is actually above average by a bit 😂

[@IamINERT]

YeI dont know why he laughing 😐

[@Master_vp101]

Oh, that's good to know

[@krimsonbun]

Yeah....

[@sylvion4033]

3:33 Nah huh where’s truck-kun you impersonator

[@sosukeaizen7056]

1:50 - 1:55 I assume Damien watches some weird hentai

[@gnarls4480]

This is a cursed comment

[@spaghango]

It is

[@yaboizev3415]

When Damien said “playing Minecraft with the boys”, I quickly yelled “WITH THE BOYS AHHHHHHHHHHHH” and I have not a clue why

[@ispentalldayatYT]

YOU KNOW THEY THE ONE WHEN THEY SAY AWW MAN AFTER CREEPER

[@jessicamejia5985]

Hahahaha, I'm happy you addressed the way you pronounce "available" but it always throws me off guard in every video you say it. 🤣🤣

[@kimjuanun8424]

MY BODY IS REGI *throws the moon into the sky*

[@ArtificialPerson]

The detective one LMAO 👏👏👏👏

[@Jay-hd2lk]

I think everyone can agree that his laugh can cure diseases👌👌

[@Kate-if9xx]

I love it how you laugh at absolutely everything

[@zudo1617]

I want to make a remix of Damien’s laugh

[@Fluff_Noodles]

*DO IT.*

[@kampfzwuggel]

If U do ull get a sub

[@damobeck1]

“Come to church with us!” Lol that’s amusing “Idaho” God damn I love this state

[@PhazeRay]

Another video of Damien wishing he was there.

[@Badwarrior5]

when im 18 my tinder bio will have "when i was 16 i got told by everyones dreamgirl while hugging that im boring, have been thinking about it since."

[@cjdkat7847]

"My mans name is Tangelo" *flawless laugh* "Like the ciTrUs!"

[@felixliang7558]

0:45 this is actually a personal attack wtf

[@anneoctober7]

No one: Emkay: *WHEEZE*

[@Tvngsten]

Ok that Trump impression was actually pretty dang good

[@duckyducktm9197]

Scitt?? *_how did you misspell your own name??_*

[@notme7944]

I once spelled my name wrong cause I go by Kay so often i forgot it

[@audigamer8261]

O and I on the keyboard are right next to each other

[@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508]

I once briefly forgot my own age

[@jkml68]

once i put the wrong birthdate in an important document

[@matheustran8009]

Ducky Duck TM i is next to o on the keyboard

[@pranav8611]

4:04 They told me "Do you know a person who can eat cereal without milk?" and I replied "Well of course I know him, He's me."

[@adamemac]

As much as I love this series, it reminds me that I am not clever nor funny enough to be on Tinder. Ah well. Forever alone. 🤷‍♂️

[@amxthystiine]

4:09 When you realize you've actually done em all but the last one-

[@Paul-hq7gf]

The way you pronounced Onii 😤😤😤

[@jkml68]

Oh knee 🤦😔☝👉👈👇👆

[@Paul-hq7gf]

@Kyle Ethan Gaming

[@kaytheman9701]

"If you can feel that man in your stomach, you're messing with an orc... *WHEEZE*" ~Damien

[@wellyesbutactuallyno7076]

“I got fired for drinking on the job at the **** bank” Phone: - amber alert pops up - Me : oh uh you sure that was the only reason

[@heywillubemyfriend3250]

I literally look forward to your uploads just to hear your laugh lmao

[@gr1m720]

5:16 sans if he went on tinder

[@Snas_Undertall]

Indeed

[@kittykarlsson2666]

"-from the *smerp* bank-" that one caught me off guard.

[@eurovisioncyan9550]

Plot twist:first one both are men,1 does not mean rating Wait why aren't they on Grindr tho?

[@gvusal]

Ppl with this avatar make funny comments everytime

[@eeeeggnog._.]

huh? Well as a gay guy I'd rather use tinder, grindr is more of a hookup app with creepy people on it

[@eurovisioncyan9550]

@@eeeeggnog._. I have never realized that, might use Tinder more than Grindr now on!

[@eeeeggnog._.]

@@eurovisioncyan9550 I haven't even used either that's just what I've heard lol.

[@eurovisioncyan9550]

@@eeeeggnog._. oh ok

[@filipst00]

Damien's laugh is from another world. Love it.