r/Rareinsults | You look burnt.

[@SakuraStardust]

Wow, imagine actually being destroyed online by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@jessegd6306]

He wasn't destroyed. He was... *Puts on sunglasses...* ...Terminated.

[@jasonsummit1885]

And for once I actually agreed with the former governor of California.

[@alexas.7634]

Except that "I know what you're looking for is attention and you won't get any" part. Uh? Yes he will have plenty now...

[@Nox_Lunatera]

arnold is fucking awesome

[@jellybingey2850]

@@alexas.7634 He never said that, he said no one will ever remember you.

[@bean1002]

Damien- “nothing wrong with a little bit of a tooth gap” The tooth gap- 🦷 🦷

[@shortfilmmadness5213]

Lookin like 2D from Gorillaz ass

[@logged-out]

Each cm of that tooth gap is a brain cell i lost looking at this comment.

[@whalesharko4465]

Haha, that's... Really, haha... Funny Damn, I've never realised how gappy my teeth are before

[@johndough7159]

Normal people: TEETH Her: TEE. TH

[@Jotki]

Those teeth are sponsored by Gap™

[@zackaree9166]

Emkay: "you look burnt" is a rare insult Me an intellectual: "Ya know what; I love myself even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself"

[@Powers-cm7fz]

Y’all look like one? I am one

[@gothboyfrienduwu766]

What are you doing in THE CHILD!

[@roronoazoro8626]

@@Powers-cm7fz your juices lookin hella delicious👅

[@Powers-cm7fz]

@MoaN mY nAMe no

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

No need to love yourself, the oven already does

[@DMphobia]

8:12 "Does she floss her teeth with a mattress?" Thavage.

[@brodiemilgate9784]

Nice

[@mochimanoban8836]

LMFAO

[@HypotheticallyEnov]

I hate it when people thay “thavage”

[@boki5554]

Mmm Carpet

[@deliriouzgangstr7396]

Enov r/woosh

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Take this either as an insult or a compliment. Out of all 300,000,000 sperm cells, we got you.

[@gvusal]

Stay where you staying. I am calling police. You are way too much

[@lazyproeagle]

I took it as both

[@ZayanGL]

Damn I won the biggest marathon of my life

[@denyan4507]

Nah it's an insult for me

[@bangwrldd]

I'll take it as an insult because I am a dissapointment

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

2:27 that's mikaela long making fun of refinery29, she sure as hell doesn't work for them

[@cuponoodles7541]

yeah xd she definitely doesnt work for them

[@stagnantfox3027]

I'm still surprised people don't know her. She's a vine star and also doing well on youtube and is pretty close to jenna marbles...

[@XxCatcocanutxX]

@@stagnantfox3027 I freaking love her

[@crystalmethany3245]

@God dont we all god

[@ebc6970]

who?

[@Sparrow_203]

3:55 Someone: *insults the disabled* Arnold: prepare to be terminated

[@eduardojara6955]

Arnold: "I'm back"

[@noahramirez6156]

ARNOLD: *your* *time* *has* *come*

[@secretsquirrel7374]

I find that very patronising

[@eduardojara6955]

@@secretsquirrel7374 how

[@secretsquirrel7374]

@@eduardojara6955 handicap- able is incredibly patronising

[@lecoeur2]

I can't lie, the plankton voice is IMMACULATE

[@godeaterxd405]

Fr

[@Djuztin]

This dude had his minecraft running while recording a video. What a legend

[@wildone9946]

I seriously thought I was hearing things XD

[@jeykies3745]

Justo yes

[@GertRist]

@@wildone9946 same

[@AxiimRedux]

@@PasiHatGrasi my minecraft was open so i was confused

[@SeaBunni0]

THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?!?!

[@sleepyote]

That plankton impression tho. It'd be awesome if he did a whole insults video or roast me video in that voice.

[@velourey]

I ruined your 69 likes hehe

[@thatdeadgirl]

it was so accurate omg

[@queebles3183]

@@velourey gonna have to get it to 420...

[@queebles3183]

I know realise I cannot count

[@sleepyote]

I completely forgot about this

[@chaddy_cheese6855]

Why do I hear Minecraft arrows and pressure plates/trip wire hooks at the begining of the video?

[@benp.865]

I think thats an AFK fishfarm

[@lokithemortal491]

@@benp.865 Emkay actually plays Minecraft. I'm so proud.

[@ZeFluffyNuphkin]

@@_AniWatch be quiet you dubstep

[@_AniWatch]

@@ZeFluffyNuphkin shut up you nob.

[@WhoTookThomas112]

@@_AniWatch get demonitized, you ugly pant

[@machfassett5749]

"I'm inspired to get a plague. Let's get a plague, baby!" i can't tell if this aged like milk or like wine

[@machfassett5749]

@EnchantingEcho Brilliant, thank you

[@thatsimp7413]

Water, it turned warm. Some people like it, other people hate it

[@Hstone-wq1tl]

Yes

[@borbzone9351]

As a plague doctor, OH GOD PLEASE DONT

[@SamuelTrademarked]

Aged like the Black Plague

[@RDDESIGNOFEHT]

0:07 *i don’t care that you broke your elbow*

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

Donna Winkler he does look like that guy

[@shinmalphur2734]

Dwight from the office

[@xtonibx5770]

@@shinmalphur2734 He looks nothing like Dwight lmao

[@Leah-xk9pt]

Copying other comments be like: *_-Its free real estate-_*

[@xtonibx5770]

@@Leah-xk9pt it's a youtube comment so boohoo

[@FinneganTheCaptain]

“That’s Sean Astin from Lord of the Rings, you fetus.” Oh yeah? That’s Sean Astin from The Goonies. Who’s the fetus now?

[@bert3840]

Sean Astin from Rudy?

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

Generic Acoustic Guitar No, Lord Of The Rings.

[@cearapearson8752]

Sean Astin from 50 First Dates

[@akiraren]

Sean Austin from the womb

[@Mael_Str0M]

That’s Sean Austin from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[@MAXDragon670]

Random Minecraft sounds in the beginning? Edit: guys...its been a year, can we all just move on from this????

[@walkersunited7962]

I thought I had my game on lmfao

[@gvusal]

Button sounds

[@thatghostieboi8312]

I knew I wasn't crazy.

[@kirbo4208]

Creeper Edit: what did i start

[@jumpydaman]

I was playing mc while watching and It confused me

[@moontruther7519]

Arnold really hit him with the “I’m not removing this because it can teach more likable people not to be how you are.” Damn, he really is the terminator.

[@fr0gg1t]

Gotta add “you unseasoned chicken wing” to my insult list.

[@sophii7906]

And the plague one

[@NiqIce]

yes

[@joelfett4739]

Or you unelasticized rubber chicken

[@alargebucket635]

Remus my favourite rat man! 💚

[@karl_is_loading]

Galaxypug4ever make sure to add Dense Cabbage!

[@apollo-or3mo]

2:31 the girl in the video actually kind of mocks refinery29

[@angelicahernandez2692]

Lmaooooo I get this joke

[@boiihiu7111]

When i read this comment i was like what if it's Mikaela and then it actually showed her i'm-

[@-xgachagirlx-3500]

I love Mikaela

[@myckeli]

She has mad make-up skills, it's just their tutorials that are trash hahah

[@boiihiu7111]

@@-xgachagirlx-3500 same mate

[@hiiragii]

“How about you close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person then open them and weep” It works

[@mysterypuns]

Nope, can't imagine the unthinkable

[@hiiragii]

MysteryPuns true

[@sammobley4487]

3:08 That Plankton impression was spot on

[@tajoalazzam]

For the thumbnail... She looks roasted enough.

[@slipperyblank_]

How would you like your steak? Well done

[@mrf3a5t58]

I got one Who let cinder Ella out of the basement

[@Spoonable]

I thought that as well

[@martinbefartin]

OH

[@rashelstottlemire4515]

Yess

[@FlameHeart3063]

Damian's laugh: *exists* Depression: I don't feel so good. *Turns to dust*

[@cloud_iz_kool5511]

Very true...

[@noteden2684]

M-Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

[@HeriEystberg]

His natural laugh is fine, but I can't stand it when he forces it and laughs for 10 seconds longer than needed.

[@conor7168]

0:01 the owner looks like he doesn't care that you broke your elbow

[@gremlinteddy]

Conor lmao Yes

[@cxx23]

I'm gonna say it

[@cash_wtp]

Insomnia copied comment from original video eh

[@redheartstudios8973]

Y'know, I thought the "You Look Burnt" insult wasn't rare... *it was well done*

[@capernoited3838]

2:35 she’s not Refinery29, she’s making a video roasting them lmao

[@carysjames3405]

I'm so glad someone else noticed this and not just me 😂😂

[@yoonbooty7458]

Poor Mikaela 😂

[@deleted4116]

i’m glad u said something

[@biancan6583]

People are so dumb. It honestly made me angry that he was laughing at her without even knowing the context. Shitty human.

[@hannahbobby2348]

@@biancan6583 Calm down it's not like he did it on purpose

[@MetaDHedge28]

This man should voice Plankton if his original voice actor retires Edit: This ain't an insult. It's a genuine thought. You people are mean

[@hour30films36]

@@user-ek4qp3pi6v what

[@logged-out]

If you were an actor, you would be the door.

[@MetaDHedge28]

@@logged-out I'll have you know I've been in several theater productions and have never once been a door but have been told I was one of the best actors you freaking sour yellow orange

[@MetaDHedge28]

@Energetic Ethan So?

[@EgoJordy]

Why are people replying to this one comment sound so angry? He was just saying that he made a good impression ._.

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

How to call someone useless in school: You are a white colored crayon

[@DepFromDiscord]

Comeback: “but I’m on black paper.”

[@cxx23]

@@nobody7817 You're right, except that white doesn't contain every color of pigment, but reflects every color of light that we can see. But you're only wrong with the use of the word pigment and perhaps "contains". Your intended meaning is still correct. You just mixed additive and subtractive color a bit.

[@Slimmeyy]

@@nobody7817 Could say that white is the most boring colour because it just reflects everything, instead of having any kind of personality. Then again, black is a selfish colour.

[@logged-out]

i thought of that too while watching this

[@cxx23]

@@Slimmeyy I like that one a lot. What's funny is that white can be used to mean both boring and interesting. You're like white, you reflect everything because you have no personality of your own. You're like white, you reflect all outside influences because you have a unique personality.

[@georgefeser6483]

"When I see an ugly baby, I usually scream and grab a can of Raid" - Damien, EmKay, 2019 _This line broke me_

[@mercenarychef9465]

"Emotional range of A NERF bullet" Wow.

[@channingcheese2]

Not if you remove the air restrictors and replace the spring with a k26

[@mercenarychef9465]

All that means is that the bullet still does one thing. Just harder.

[@HappyCynic]

Aren't they called darts?

[@dionysdumbasschannel7772]

eldospinks yeah they are darts

[@dailyitemshoplive4110]

666 likes noice

[@louknx]

OMFG HE THOUGHT MIKAELA WAS THE REFINERY 21 GIRLS I'M DYING

[@louknx]

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT I STILL LAUGH

[@logged-out]

better now than never

[@dartboardbaby]

Omg!

[@a33-z4j]

I know I was like “SHES THE OPPOSITE”

[@honestlystop-8701]

@@a33-z4j they're exactly the same

[@ymarie4801]

2:27 she was trying refinery29 bad makeups. She's mocking them.

[@oonaverse]

Y Marie glad you said

[@beeft999]

was just gunna say that!

[@misterwinkybluff]

He just laughs at shit and doesn’t even know the context.

[@terramas]

06:55 God spent so much time just designing the seed, then you idiot humans come along and chop down his hard working wood only so you can print the words you believe he gave you...

[@lottiephilpotts]

Exactly, Mikaela is actually good at makeup... unless she’s drunk 😂

[@suffermore66]

“Triple H looks like the default Nord in Skyrim wtf” *Hey you, You’re finally awake*

[@DripTitan6988]

Hey You, it's time to play the game

[@chickennumgit1055]

Hey you.... Wait I don't even have Skyrim

[@nicholasloremann4741]

@@chickennumgit1055 oh you will have it soon....

[@noyou1735]

Btw I did all the side quests first... Alduin was no match

[@noyou1735]

I didn’t even die once in the final boss fight

[@scrub8423]

"there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon Rainforest" ABOUT THAT

[@zaira2884]

Ahaha...

[@TheAbyssUpdate]

Underrated

[@HiDiddilyDoodily]

Too early broski...

[@TheAbyssUpdate]

@@HiDiddilyDoodily Oh no.

[@goldengacha-deadaccount2223]

;-; Earth is dying.

[@sarahwithglasses]

2:30 *MIKAELA* Also Damien they are insulting Refinery 29, and she’s not a part of them she was making a video joking about them lmao

[@mia8769]

I was looking for this comment thank you

[@rebecar7630]

turtle mia same

[@jeykies3745]

Rebeca R same

[@dividale2821]

Are you the plankton voice actor? You actually sound exactly like him 3:07

[@dexterthecat0271]

Levon Aronian right????

[@g.ferreira6745]

He actually is really good at dubbing people

[@retosius7962]

damn I was gonna say that the impression was pretty much perfect

[@vivi-nn3vg]

IKR

[@jaxosaurus5383]

it's called an impression.

[@generalshaagi4832]

Arnold’s roast was so hot I legitimately think after he burned in the lava he said “hey dude, wanna be friends?” And the lava said “yeah sure”

[@graciethebelle]

Damn Arnold straight up MURDERED that troll with words.

[@Fayanora]

How to tell someone their baby is ugly: When you first see the baby, say, "Oh how cute! What breed is he, a Shih Tzu?"

[@jamielaporte6967]

Better yet, "Oh, it looks just like you :)"

[@Ace-hh6ej]

Or just ask them to take their child back to Alabama and stay there. The kids making Sloth from Th Goonies looking like the winner in the Sexiest Man in The World for the past decade...

[@Ace-hh6ej]

afootineachworld Would you call Hitler a cute baby

[@Fayanora]

@@Ace-hh6ej Nein.

[@Fayanora]

@afootineachworld Baby won't get offended though.

[@dragonyxaa4495]

0:39 hey! I saw that girl at comic con! She was awesome! My dad was so amazed someone could do that!

[@no1chopperstan]

That's so cool!! It was such a cool outfit

[@isamepython]

That’s pretty awesome.

[@hebonky]

Jackass: insults the disabled Arnold Swartzinager: I'll be back

[@purpelephant947]

"You cup of decaf" Ive never heard that one! I'm gonna start using it 😂

[@renielleghemgarcela9894]

Saaaaaame

[@rosevans]

ImOnPH Me too, ya stale biscuit

[@purpelephant947]

@@rosevans what have I started 😂

[@Banana-Boi]

You absolute door knob.

[@McBasketball4]

You pathetic snail

[@iamthelunareclipse5183]

Imagine being a tiny seed growing into a magnificent tree, only to be cut down and turned into the 50 shades of grey series. You've suffered for way too long, and this is you're punishment. The Injustice is unbearable.

[@gamger710]

0:14 Emkay: does intro every computer mouse nearby: *CLICK CLICK CLICK*

[@thatbuggyguy]

Myusername waskidnapped oml yes

[@Bleebledop]

He’s playing minecraft

[@Travinater]

@@Bleebledop oh you’re playing Minecraft, *I LIKE YOUR CUT G*

[@ampwavegaming1305]

@@Travinater *_EARRAPE TACO BELL SOUND EFFECT_*

[@scrablse2613]

2:05 That caught me so off guard, HOW IS IT THAT ACCURATE LMFAOO

[@inhle1688]

2:27, Damien I don’t think you understand what’d going on in this picture. That git, isn’t refinery21 she made a video dissing it (Mikaela long)

[@biaatiser]

Oof

[@h0rcrux774]

@@biaatiser Zoe...

[@miniaturelabyrinth7765]

I love how we can hear you play minecraft in the background. It just adds to the video.

[@rashmichakraborty3998]

I thought u was the only one who heard that

[@shringledingle_]

2:32 that's not refinery29 lmao, she was making fun of them

[@ishii5878]

Beh, **wheeze**

[@sinderblock3]

Arnold went Black Sabbath mode “You have two possible paths you can be the chosen one or death!”

[@just_micheal9641]

Fun fact: in Germany everyone claps when the plain lands

[@johnnygnoneeded]

And I thought it was just a Lufthansa thing! ; p

[@jessicajacobs2294]

Plane* plain is when you put no seasoning on your meat it is plain

[@bencenagy5459]

Oh my god Now i'm happy that i'm hungarian

[@F1.Fanatic]

I agree

[@AvrageWhiteGuy]

@@bencenagy5459 same

[@harveyheath9038]

3:08 is no one gonna talk about his FREAKING AMAZING impression of plankton

[@xerospace.]

why are you commenting while walking

[@harveyheath9038]

FrostWaterYX i can never stop walking. I am the ever being

[@edoneill6138]

Furret whar

[@ratinajar9570]

I dislike furret just my opinion don’t hurts me

[@justajcrispy3406]

It's honestly not that good

[@juliawilderness577]

2:35 the girl isn’t a part of refinery29, she’s more or less just making fun of them

[@eddie4346]

“Is he wearing Asbestos Fabric?” Nah, that’s just his name. dude looking like a sim

[@UwU-df2qw]

Dude, why is your pfp trying to rip off EmKay?

[@eddie4346]

@@UwU-df2qw That's just the image I chose as my pfp because i wanted to change my pfp but i didn't know what to change it to. So i just chose the hand-reaching-out-to-grab-you picture that i've seen in some cursed emoji memes. I had no intention of copying Emkay??

[@UwU-df2qw]

@@eddie4346 I just wanted to stick to the theme of the video

[@eddie4346]

@@UwU-df2qw oh right lol sorry

[@blowmanuts9584]

That's his fuckin name?! A material that gives people cancer and is generally bad for people's wellbeing? Jesus his parents must of hated this kid

[@Nathwart]

“What are her nails made of?” Me: Her tooth gap used to have no space those ARE her teeth

[@mirandajatib6794]

The girl in the thumbnail looks like my sims when I leave them unattended for 5 minutes.

[@ethanallred2543]

8:13 My dad saw this and he said, "Maybe not a mattress but definitely a tow rope."

[@NoName-ld7gg]

*W H E E Z E*

[@MJHootHoot]

Oooooof! You didn’t have to kill the fucker!

[@mysteryman4553]

He's an insult I just came up with: You're like a pull tab on an expired can of cream corn. Nobody wants to do anything with you, and if they do, they immediately regret it and get as far away from you as possible

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

I could clap.

[@fishyc43sar]

Thanks for describing me the perfect way.

[@noyou1735]

Look at my profile pic!!!

[@diskdem0n]

:(

[@ethereal8213]

2:32 that’s mikeala long :D she did a video on how awful refinery29 is

[@debbydee6633]

And here is all the love just for you

[@ratinajar9570]

I don’t like you are giving love to a lil loli it makes me uncomfortable

[@justkiddingjames]

3:21 When I was that young, I didn't even know what North, South, West, and East was lol. I just always drew it on the left. Jokes on you guys. I don't even eat popcorn

[@yeehawsheriff9389]

Then you're probably be that one kid who tries to drown a fish to death

[@sangaperezgimenez6717]

@@yeehawsheriff9389 or the guy that puts milk with cereal instead of cereal with milk

[@Slimmeyy]

@@sangaperezgimenez6717 You mean the correct way? Or it's just badly worded, you're wrong either way.

[@logged-out]

You don't eat popcorn? Your taste buds are probably so dried out and stale from lack of flavour that that's the reason your personality is so bland

[@FM-Whispers]

Day 2 asking Damien to do a whole video of him just laughing

[@zouveli_]

😩

[@commanderknee3821]

He just should browse r/dankmemes

[@jasonhake5502]

FINALLY! A cause I can get behind

[@jaygay6576]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHSppaV-f9iJZsU

[@rashelstottlemire4515]

Yes

[@sockbonez1929]

Is anyone gonna talk about how absolutely perfect his plankton impression was???

[@IMikalottafriends]

Timestamp? I glossed over it

[@sockbonez1929]

@@IMikalottafriends 3:06 ! Would've gotten back sooner, it was just reaaaaaaallly late when you commented haha

[@Cooldudelol514]

@@IMikalottafriends watch the whole fucking video

[@psyxanmendoris]

My mother really hates me swearing so I changed the swear words with classical music composers. *BACH!* is my favourite.

[@bookapillar]

Love this!

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

*dies on an online game* SON OF A BACH

[@bleh6339]

Bach you

[@lovelyanna3891]

I'm comin' for Debussy.

[@saddog8087]

Son of a Bach

[@zvitleysa]

The people who say 'first' in the comments are the same people who would call 911 because the workers at Wendy's wouldn't give them a Big Mac.

[@glizzystrapzz]

yeah, i like this, this is nice

[@slightlyspicysoysauce2332]

And the people like you who leave these types of comments are the same people who cosplay as every celebrity ever the second they learn of their existence instead of searching for a job and marriage.

[@DriverError27]

0:20 were you playing Minecraft in the background?

[@katt_reviews]

he is a man of culture

[@supercool1312]

Challenging Gameplay afk fishing farm

[@shantelcooper6686]

thats what i thought too

[@Korus25]

You re a good one

[@bismofunyuns726]

“Those nails are like metal or something” They’re like freaking yard sticks

[@FBI-ob5eo]

No one: Absolutely nobody: Not a single soul: This video: _мIпесгаfт lеvег sоund_

[@sirapple589]

5:04 is from the channel SciShow. They produce scientific education type videos. The video was probably to do with materials.

[@MissCaraMint]

Sir Apple Michael Aranda. I remember when he was one of the big ones. Glad he’s still doing scishow.

[@sirapple589]

MissCaraMint The biggest thing that they ever did was start VidCon. I think they still run it. Always good for a quick lesson or bar fact.

[@serenityblock7557]

Sir Apple I’m not sure about this but I’m pretty sure the company that runs MTV owns vidcon now, but take that with a grain of salt

[@sirapple589]

Serenity Block A quick bit of research shows that Viacom acquired VidCon in 2018. Is that the company you mean?

[@serenityblock7557]

Sir Apple YES THATS IT!! I recall hearing complaints about how vidcon changed and that it was less creator focused because it was now owned by a massive international corporation as opposed to actual creators, which is also where I heard vidcon was acquired by Viacom

[@koyo5088]

"Sean Astin was in Lord of the rings, feetus" Yes, but he was also in the goonies. _feeTuS_

[@coconoot_]

gwen Lmaooo 💀💀💀

[@astonished-scout]

It's fetus, fetus *sees it's from 9 months ago* 👦🔫

[@koyo5088]

@@astonished-scout omigosh all my comments were all so cringe 💀

[@astonished-scout]

@@koyo5088 You should see mine.

[@queenzyanya6266]

“Your offspring is off putting.” Love it. 😂

[@privatesnakeeyes4811]

I was on twitter today and I found out that Damien has BLUE HAIR. Needless to say, I was mildly surprised.

[@QueerAndHunger]

HE DOES?!

[@privatesnakeeyes4811]

End Creeper Yeah! Go to twitter and type in HeyPottyH

[@CowboyCas1204]

Oof

[@Dekoded]

why did i read that in his voice

[@Trilink-a]

4:56 is what you get when you hit randomize in the sims.

[@Bandoriexe]

2:31 the video is where she gives herself a refinery29 makeover she hasn’t done anything yet that the introduction lmao

[@LaVaBoYZ.]

Respect the fact Damien was making a video and playing Minecraft simultaneously.

[@astroatomix]

I really needed this type of positivity Thank you for this EmKay

[@raulperez2308]

well im hiv positive if it helps

[@bananamillz1765]

that moment when you forget your favorite youtubers name

[@astroatomix]

Really Banana Millz

[@trevorbirdingtierlist]

Everyone: Hey, that’s Sean Astin from Stranger Things/Lord of the Rings. Me: Hey, that’s that guy who showed up in a single episode of Supergirl!!!

[@somethingwildd]

Ew

[@joyhachey9249]

One time I saw someone say "Why the chocolate pudding did you do that you christmas tree?!" I will now swear at people using only those words. EDIT: *heard

[@onelayercake5154]

What?

[@q_w0ckk]

OneLayerCake i have no idea what he just said his grammar.... he is speaking the language of the gods

[@vuda6891]

White Hound it really isnt that funny

[@axireon9889]

@@vuda6891 Nor was your reply necessary, you tasteless donut.

[@calvinnotklein6368]

StitchYYT Lmao that sounds like Gordon Ramsay would use the insult. “Fucking tasteless donut.”

[@froggdoggs8551]

“In a spitting match nobody swallows like you” is my personal favorite

[@lilypaduu]

this boy has some *-DARK-* *-THEME-*

[@nope1959]

this boy has some.. what? I expected an answer. Refund!

[@t3l3gr4m]

Pukicho instills more fear into me than any mortal ever has

[@madeleinecarpenter9197]

2:26 actually that’s Mikaela Long, and she was making fun of Refinery29 I that video... lmao

[@Prettiest_boy_in_the_mourge]

My mans was playing minecraft while recording. What a legend

[@sepherwoof]

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD MENTION THAT IN THE COMMENTS thank you I thought I was either crazy or had opened Minecraft on accident

[@n0t__idk396]

"you unseasoned chicken wing" is now probably my favour insult

[@katlenertz4924]

You mean your "flavour insult" I'll show myself out

[@HappyCynic]

"The anonymous mask" Or, as people older than 15 call it, the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta.

[@bananamillz1765]

*insert clapping gif*

[@thealchemistking4063]

FINALLY *SOMEONE WHO I CAN RELATE TOO* however I did first see that movie when I was 14 sooooo

[@obamnaprismus]

Legendary movie Now the debate: is V a woman or a man I think we all know she is a woman

[@thealchemistking4063]

@@obamnaprismus But v has a deep masculine voice

[@montyr2083]

Or, as people older than 25 call it, the Guy Fawkes mask from actual events in three dimensions, like Bonfire Night. :)

[@helpme9869]

“hAvE yOu HaD a ChUm DoG” - Damien

[@alexreid1173]

Damien’s plankton impression was so accurate holy shit

[@devicraft3230]

Is no one gonna point out how amazing that plankton impression is?

[@bigsauce326]

4:55 dude also looks like he’s from the sims

[@Sooshee_J]

that's gotta be the party outfit

[@funkydog8222]

Gar of gleeff? Ahaha!

[@Tw0Dots]

dutchy! baba gloopi *Drowns Sims in pool*

[@ketchdeweese5771]

The girl in the video from the refinery 29 post, that's Mikaela Long. She's done videos talking ABOUT refinery 29. She's not actually with them, Damien. x3

[@kimjong-un4958]

X333333333 UwU ~Nyaaa

[@weirddiscoveries8306]

Are we not gonna talk about the random mincraft noises at the beginning lmao?

[@malenaboeva6759]

2:30 thats Mikaela Long and she has a KZbin channel, she actually makes fun of them

[@krisa3528]

Malena Boeva was looking for this comment! That comment was taken out of context. I do believe that video was her making fun of them specifically and someone was giving their opinion of Refinery29 as well.

[@Zephyr616]

"Sentient bubonic plague" 😂 that's going into my vocab 👌💯

[@andrejavier8823]

Why are there sounds of Minecraft? Edit: I just realize he was multi tasking by reading and using a computer

[@ikkeheltvanlig]

Omfg this is the best sentence ever created by mankind... "If brains were gasoline she couldn't run a pissant's go-kart two laps around a cheerio" Pure gold

[@blobbyblobberson8940]

"You've been doing meth instead of math" lmfao Imma use that

[@adrestia11811]

2:31 That's not a refinery29 video, its from a review on their makeup tutorials. That, "she's trying her best" killed me.

[@chelo4197]

Your username is the name of my ship in assassins creed.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

10:08 Damn, Zack is roasting people from beyond the grave.

[@alexgolberg3851]

2:11 Looks like an angler fish.

[@sanibobani808]

I said that out loud and my brother was also talking to me (I have headphones on) and he said, "I AM speaking English" XD

[@alexgolberg3851]

@@sanibobani808 *French baugette noises*

[@manafurnace]

i run koboldpost-generator (11:52) and i gotta say it's incredibly surreal appearing on emkay. i didnt even know i ended up on reddit to begin with

[@Gimm1g]

Ive written that one down. Its a great insult/threat

[@cheeryyu4975]

AMAZING

[@knightoflight4973]

I WAS THE ONE THAT POSTED THAT, YOURE WELCOME

[@manafurnace]

@@knightoflight4973 i would die for you

[@knightoflight4973]

@@manafurnace I'm following you, i think

[@MattisProbably]

4:55 That's Michael Aranda, one of the SciShow hosts. He is awesome. Just pointing that out.

[@megathrash100]

Finally some one who watches sci show

[@joebob8128]

Lookin for this

[@dansnell5774]

I had Minecraft open, so those random Minecraft sounds really through me for a loop.

[@JellyMyst]

*threw

[@prankstertheguy4891]

R/wooosh!

[@thealchemistking4063]

so did i

[@NoName-ld7gg]

3:28 Um, I always drew the sun on the left side, it just felt natural. And, I don’t even like popcorn, so haha jokes on you!!

[@NoName-ld7gg]

I honestly cannot believe that this comment was a whole frickin 3 months ago.....it feels like so much shorter.

[@Depreuz]

Yeah me too. The rises in the east and when you look towards the sun from the northern side of the equator it'll rise on the left of the horizon.